A Bad Christmas Song I Just Wrote

[Zack]

Imagine some sleighbells and a hard guitar beat going on under this.

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You’ve been naughty instead of nice

I’m makin’ a list, checkin’ it twice

Gimmie some cookies, in a bowl

Or else you’re gettin’ a lump of coal

And now I wanna be your Claus

Now I wanna be your Claus

Now I wanna be your Claus

Well c’mon

[Mermaid]

yup.....pretty bad

[JTPencils]

Frankly, anything's better then "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer".

[bluemeanie]

off the top of my head....

Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer
had a very shiny nose
but when he put on "Bambi"
part of him would always grow

The Disney film made him frisky
but santa said that this was wrong
so Paris Hilton is his new fantasy
as shes also animated and dumb


....kinda tailed off at the end there. Its still early

[Shisho]

off the top of my head....

Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer
had a very shiny nose
but when he put on "Bambi"
part of him would always grow

The Disney film made him frisky
but santa said that this was wrong
so Paris Hilton is his new fantasy
as shes also animated and dumb


....kinda tailed off at the end there. Its still early

But Bambi was a boy. Are you saying that Santa is a homophobe?

Childhood killer. :wink:

[bluemeanie]

How could Santa possibly be a homophobe??
You know that beard isnt naturally white, right?


....and someone elses inner child bursts into tears :biggrin:

[CutterMike]

Jingle bells; Santa smells reindeer all the way.
How he hates the odor of that pre-digested hay. (HEY!)
What a hoot! Santa's suit is brown by Christmas Day!
How he wishes he could fly on TWA.

Dashing through the sky, behind eight filthy deer
Who "do things" as they fly, then grin from ear to ear!
He's tired of the view (I think you would be too!);
Of staring at eight one-eyed deer, all winking back at you.
Oh! Jingle bells; Santa smells reindeer all the way.
How he hates the odor of that pre-digested hay. (HEY!)
What a hoot! Santa's suit is brown by Christmas Day!
How he wishes he could fly on TWA.