The Absolute Edition: Loeb-Haters Unanimous

[Elayis]

This is just a thread where you can trash one of the worst popular writers in comic history. All of his stories have been crap. For one, too much action, not enough character moments. And when there are, they're pointless and make no sense (i.e., the ending to Catwoman: When In Rome).

Plus, how predictable can he be? The Riddler being the villain in When in Rome. Bruce's old best friend being Hush in the Hush series. Everything is just so clichie. I'm not a prude, but pretty much every one of his comics has pointless nudity and sex. And he cannot string words into coherent sentences. He's like a mentally-retarded, horny 5 year old.

I'm glad he got fired from Heroes (although I don't think he was the problem; Tim Kring is), and I hope Marvel finally wises up and realizes that, even though his books sell, most everyone hates him because he ruins books and is going to cause the cancellation of the Ultimate Universe! Argh!!! Just get him away from it!

Here's a spoof I found of Star Wars involving Loeb:

Bursting through the Marvel Offices!!!

Me: The Ultimatum Plans are not in the main computer

Darth Vader grabs Loeb by the throat

Darth: Where are the plans you corrupted? what have you done with those plans?

Loeb: There are no plans 'gak' I made it all up as I went 'gak' along! The idea was just an 'gak' afterthought...

Darth squeezes Loeb's neck and we hear a snap, there is a large round of applause from the watching fans

Darth: Commander, find a decent writer to write up new plans, and bring me Joe Quesada, I want him alive!

Me: Yessir!

end of scene.

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With all the Loeb hate in Hulk threads, Ultimatum threads, Heroes threads, and whatever else, I don't really see the need for a dedicated Loeb hate thread.