Hepzibah Appreciation

[Raptor]

I think a Kurt and Hepzibah pairing would be amazing. Both of them love adventure and excitment. Their fur would compliment each others and be super sleek and smooth against each others. Their tails would mingle in mid-air creating a new kind of kiss. It'd be magical. KURTZIBAH!

Yes! I approve. Then we get blue skunk children.

[Seres]

This is a very interesting point!!!
She is of alien origin, which people are forgetful of.
I had somebody convinced she was a mutant like Catseye.
I would like this played upon, she has never been expored, what was she like at home?

And how did her people get all killed off, really? Is there a secret story here?
Was she a warrior woman?
When did she first pick her her space guns and fill them with magic? Does she believe in Valhalla?


It is not warpath, not at all.
Warpath HANGS UP ON HER.
Do you think She takes that off some low-rent colossus?
HECK NO.
Also, he idea of her rooming with Boom-Boom is amazing.
That is happening.

Hepzibah fills the wardrobe with her ammunition.
And Tabby is like OMFG.


Hepzibah fading would be 100% ridiculous.
Here we have Mutant King Scott's Stepmom
An alien in a Mutant Paradise.
In san francisco.
I can think of 45678 stories already.

If he dies, she is the rightful heir to the X-Men. She could run X-Force.
Or she could help the New Mutants to find Gosamyr.
She would get Colossus to stop whining in ten seconds.
There should be a Hepzibah in Exiles.


She is possibly still unpacking.
She has a lot of boots

She goes shopping with Karma and Boom Boom and Emma Frost.
And then they swap stories while drinking.
Naughtystories.


Here's what's really getting my effin' GOAT right now:

Yost's Kingbreaker mini, albeit great and entertaining so far, has the triumphant return of the Starjammers, without one Hepzibah? Polaris can't compare to my skunky space pirate beeeotch, and Rachel Grey can go shove her dinosaur-head in a tail thrust exhaust (preferrably Korvus' loose a-hole).

As the song from yesteryear so eloquently put it, "MAAAN, FUNK DAT!"

They are the Starshammers. Polaris and Hepzibah would've made a great team.
They are the only X-Women with lethal mindsets. They do not let opponents get away.

[Raptor]

Also, Timbox is banned.
As official Secretary of Sage's Secreteriat, I can say that we , as a whole are not fond of this cavalier attitude
Timbox is a crazy Suffragette.
Shoo.


http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/148056-179030-hepzibah_super.jpg


He is screaming because her chest cushions are too big. I feel those need toned back just a wee bit.

[Seres]

Also, Timbox is banned.
As official Secretary of Sage's Secreteriat, I can say that we , as a whole are not fond of this cavalier attitude
Timbox is a crazy Suffragette.
Shoo.


http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/148056-179030-hepzibah_super.jpg

Raptor has made me realise. In this picture, Hepzibah shatters the birdman's gun.

But she is busy squashing his head at the time, so she did not do this with her hands. How did she do this?

Explanation 1: Hepzibah has Siryn's powers.
Explanation 2: Hepzibah is TELEKINETIC.

[Raptor]

HEY!

I never endorsed this!

Okay, NOW it's officially endorsed.

(Will read it this weekend. Hooray for Hepzibah.)

Some things to consider in the mean time.

- What does she smell like?

- Two nipples or six?

- Rock Band or Guitar Hero?

- Shower, bathe or lick herself clean?

oh, her favorite song is this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jqsgVtcC6E). Don't ask me why, it just is. I think it's the moog.

And her favorite website is this (http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.45.swf?cid=317016).


#1 She smells awesome, like that musk in all pefume and starwberries, with just a hint of pine and wet earth.

#2 Two nipples, I love nipples, but more than 2 might mess with my head. She looks mostly humanoid also, so too many nipples = too many breasts.

#3 Rock Band ftw. She would play the drums.

#4 All three depending on her mood. But she's hot enough to get others to lick her clean.

[Raptor]

When Hepzibah comes to the big screen, she should be played by Diane Kruger.

http://www.ljplus.ru/img4/e/c/ecstasy_lover/Diane-Kruger---Marcel-Hartmann-_08_.jpg
http://www.ljplus.ru/img4/e/c/ecstasy_lover/Diane-Kruger---Marcel-Hartmann-_06_.jpg
http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Diane_Kruger/diane_kruger__2_.jpg

I usually disagree with these assertions but for once, I like the idea. I just hope she can keep up with the oversized cannons Hepzibah carries in front.

[Come To Deathstrike]

And how did her people get all killed off, really? Is there a secret story here?
Was she a warrior woman?
When did she first pick her her space guns and fill them with magic? Does she believe in Valhalla?


It was the Shi'ar.
But I need more!
Where is her ORIGIN STORY!?



Hepzibah fills the wardrobe with her ammunition.
And Tabby is like OMFG.

Tabby introducess hepzibah to bubblegum
Unfortunately it pops in her hair.
HISSSSSSSSS



If he dies, she is the rightful heir to the X-Men. She could run X-Force.
Or she could help the New Mutants to find Gosamyr.
She would get Colossus to stop whining in ten seconds.
There should be a Hepzibah in Exiles.

Maybe that blue hairy think is Hepzibah in BEAST FORM.
Hepzibah should definitely have an AU counterpart.
Or six.



She goes shopping with Karma and Boom Boom and Emma Frost.
And then they swap stories while drinking.
Naughtystories.

"Corsair liked chains"
"Oh, like father like son"




They are the Starshammers. Polaris and Hepzibah would've made a great team.
They are the only X-Women with lethal mindsets. They do not let opponents get away.

Polaris would fling the guns right into Telekinetic Hepzibah's hands!
Match made in heaven!!!


Here's what's really getting my effin' GOAT right now:

Yost's Kingbreaker mini, albeit great and entertaining so far, has the triumphant return of the Starjammers, without one Hepzibah? Polaris can't compare to my skunky space pirate beeeotch, and Rachel Grey can go shove her dinosaur-head in a tail thrust exhaust (preferrably Korvus' loose a-hole).

As the song from yesteryear so eloquently put it, "MAAAN, FUNK DAT!"

I personally wish her to appear in Legacy.Where more shi'ar scum are appearing.
Kill the little birdies.

[Seres]

It was the Shi'ar.
But I need more!
Where is her ORIGIN STORY!?

Mike Choi will draw half.
Sonia Oback will colour this.
Chris Bachalo will also draw half.
Christina Strain will colour this.
Who will write it??
My suggestion is obvious:
Craig Kyle.



I personally wish her to appear in Legacy.Where more shi'ar scum are appearing.
Kill the little birdies.

Rogue, Danger, Hepzibah.
Fighting with each other to earn the right to kill Xavier.
Priceless.

[timbox]

I demand to be
unbanned
from this thread.
I have important news to discuss
and
information regarding
Hepzibah

[Seres]

I demand to be
unbanned
from this thread.
I have important news to discuss
and
information regarding
Hepzibah

Go ahead. We gave Jarrod a second chance.
Or at least, he took one.

You may also have a second chance.

[Come To Deathstrike]

Go ahead. We gave Jarrod a second chance.
Or at least, he took one.

You may also have a second chance.

We are a forgiving fanbase.
Welcome back.

also, Mike Choi, is there any word on the series you wanted to write on her yet?

[Psycwave]

I miss Hepzibah and her magic space guns.

P.S Hepzibah and Boom Boom rooming together would be so full of WIN!!

[Seres]

I miss Hepzibah and her magic space guns.

P.S Hepzibah and Boom Boom rooming together would be so full of WIN!!

Should someone contact James Asmus?

[Come To Deathstrike]

Should someone contact James Asmus?

I think there should be a list of who is in san Francisco, so I can work this Out fully.

[timbox]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/54/Hepzibah_by_kelly.jpg

I regret to inform the Mike Choi Fan Club that Hepzibah will soon do battle with The Pixie soon, and she will probably be killed.
Hepzibah is fast, but she cannot compete with the mystical teleportation speeds that The Pixie possesses
The Pixie’s pixie dust is superior in every way to Hepzibah’s pheromones. Hepzibah is also a noted disadvantage in this category due to the fact that she can only produce these pheromones when she is in heat, which admittedly, is fairly often.
Hepzibah’s only chance against The Pixie will come from her magical space guns, which are vastly most devastating than The Pixie’s magical soul dagger.

Will Hepzibah be able to overcome this challenge? Probably not, but we can hope.

Mike Choi has asked that this thread be converted to a Sage Appreciates Space Aliens thread when and if Hepzibah should die. Yes, it is true, Mike Choi does, in fact, know all about Sage.

[Come To Deathstrike]

Timbox is banned.

[Seres]

Timbox is rebanned.


EDIT:

Timbox is banned.

What he said.

[timbox]

From your responses, I can infer that you have already resigned yourself to Hapzibah’s demise. Broken, lost, without hope for a miraculous victory against The Pixie.

Although your attitudes disappoint me, I cannot blame you. Just remember this: the future is not set in stone.

[Seres]

From your responses, I can infer that you have already resigned yourself to Hapzibah’s demise. Broken, lost, without hope for a miraculous victory against The Pixie.

Although your attitudes disappoint me, I cannot blame you. Just remember this: the future is not set in stone.

Hepzibah and Boom Boom do not care about the students. They have shopping to do.

Pixie is too busy teaching Armor how to be perceptive, anyway.

[Come To Deathstrike]

Banned people do not post.
They do not post lies.

Seres dear, who is better in your eyes of the two?

[timbox]

This thread will be allowed to continue existing if Hepzibah and Boom Boom share an appearance together.

[Come To Deathstrike]

This thread will be allowed to continue existing if Hepzibah and Boom Boom share an appearance together.

You have no say.
This is the only appreciation thread in history, to be artist endorsed
This makes it a step above all the others.
Also, they are rooming together, it is only a matter of time.

[Seres]

Banned people do not post.
They do not post lies.

Seres dear, who is better in your eyes of the two?

Hepzibah or Boom Boom? Don't make me choose.

Apart, they are equally fabby. Together, they would accentuate.



........Tabby.

[Psycwave]

O gawd i can picture it. Boom Boom blowing stuff up while Hepzibah blasts them away. It is pure perfection.

[Come To Deathstrike]

Hepzibah or Boom Boom? Don't make me choose.

Apart, they are equally fabby. Together, they would accentuate.



I meant Hepzibah and the aforemetioned Pixie.

[timbox]

This is the only appreciation thread in history, to be artist endorsed
This makes it a step above all the others.


Excuse me (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=6197257&postcount=61)?

[Psycwave]

I meant Hepzibah and the aforemetioned Pixie.

Moth girl(as she has been rennamed) is a skank. Remember when she got kicked in the stomach by Cyclops or pwned by Magik. Those were her shining moments.

[Seres]

I meant Hepzibah and the aforemetioned Pixie.

I pick Hepzibah. Pixie is fun, but she is no match for Our Lady.


Moth girl(as she has been rennamed) is a skank. Remember when she got kicked in the stomach by Cyclops or pwned by Magik. Those were her shining moments.

There is no need for anti-Welsh statements here! Hepzibah fans have no hate in their heart for anyone. Pixie and Hepzibah would have a friendship similar to Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. Pixie would be clueless, while Hepz is super-cool and switched-on.

[timbox]

I enjoy Hepzibah. I wish to put our past difference behind us and appreciate her magic space guns together.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/77199-50885-boom-boom_large.jpg

[Come To Deathstrike]

Excuse me (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=6197257&postcount=61)?

That is not artist endorsed.
That is artist commented.

Also, I am glad you are enjoying her again.

[Raptor]

I enjoy Hepzibah. I wish to put our past difference behind us and appreciate her magic space guns together.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/77199-50885-boom-boom_large.jpg


That is an amazing ass. Who drew that?


Back to Hepzibah though, I hereby change my avatar in honor of the one and only cat-skunk-hippie -pirate girl.

Her, Domino, and Mystique need to be on a team together. You can add Meltdown for the hell of it. As long as she keeps her ass in that shape.

[greenshoes713]

Timbox is banned for being a meany to Sees.

[Seres]

Timbox is banned for being a meany to Sees.

Timbox only hurts those that Timbox loves. Or those who annoy Timbox. Or random strangers.

What with Matt Fraction's statements that he wants to bring more women into his X-Men stories (and we've seen this, what with Armor Pixie X-23 Spiral Karma Dazzler and many others all turning up recently, with others like Domino on the way), it would be a shame if he missed out on the opportunity to group Boom Boom, Hepzibah and Domino together. They probably play poker until one of them loses and then it's all WTF BOOM HISSSSS.

[Pixie_Solanas]

Timbox only hurts those that Timbox loves. Or those who annoy Timbox. Or random strangers.

What with Matt Fraction's statements that he wants to bring more women into his X-Men stories (and we've seen this, what with Armor Pixie X-23 Spiral Karma Dazzler and many others all turning up recently, with others like Domino on the way), it would be a shame if he missed out on the opportunity to group Boom Boom, Hepzibah and Domino together. They probably play poker until one of them loses and then it's all WTF BOOM HISSSSS.

Frankly, it's not quantity, it's quality. Sure, Dazzler's there in Fraction's Uncanny but she's been complete window-dressing.

I'm all for bringing more wimmins in the mix, but please, give them something a bit more than a textbox that says "Likes Girls..."

[Kage Kisaragi]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/bellechere/2845626001/in/set-72157607219412541/

i found this picture on the web and thought it should be posted here.

[Seres]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/bellechere/2845626001/in/set-72157607219412541/

i found this picture on the web and thought it should be posted here.

Thoughts, anyone? Josef?

[Pixie_Solanas]

Thoughts, anyone? Josef?

Oh my. Props to her. Fierce!

[Come To Deathstrike]

Well I have found my future wife.

[Seres]

I wish to see more of her magic space guns.

[Justin K.]

Could Hepzibah be Wolfsbane's replacement? I could see why not.
I mean, with a New Mutants series coming up, andshe's been away
with the white wolf man (forgot how to spell his name).
Hepzibah will be with her man, and we will see her drawn by Choi again and Crain could do a kickass job.

[Seres]

Buy Uncanny X-Men #508.
Your life will have meaning again.

[Waterlily]

Buy Uncanny X-Men #508.
Your life will have meaning again.

Will this be the answer to my troubles?

[Seres]

Will this be the answer to my troubles?

I sure do hope so. We've suffered in silence for so long...

I can't wait till someone posts the scan in this thread!

[Pixie_Solanas]

Buy Uncanny X-Men #508.
Your life will have meaning again.

Oh christ! HEP'S panel-propping now!

And looking like some stringy haired blonde harlot? I'm distressed. Didn't Pixie have that exact same expression in a previous issue?

Props to the bitchin' pants, exposed midriff and hot-ass red hairpiece.

Not hot: Can't see her feet (hopefully her pirate boots).

Grade: C+

[Seres]

Oh christ! HEP'S panel-propping now!

And looking like some stringy haired blonde harlot? I'm distressed. Didn't Pixie have that exact same expression in a previous issue?

Props to the bitchin' pants, exposed midriff and hot-ass red hairpiece.

Not hot: Can't see her feet (hopefully her pirate boots).

Grade: C+

Thank you for your expert fashion rundown, Agent_Torpor! The Hepzibah Alert is promptly downgraded to a code green, everybody.

[Pixie_Solanas]

Thank you for your expert fashion rundown, Agent_Torpor! The Hepzibah Alert is promptly downgraded to a code green, everybody.

I'm happy she's not been forgotten, but entirely dismayed that she's been reduced to Anole-like window dressing.

She couldn't fucking be in War of Kings with the rest of the Starjammers, though????? Dinosaur broad and her bird-dick were more crucial?

[Come To Deathstrike]

http://img207.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-19353/loc355/29000_SKMBT_C65209041512520_122_355lo.jpg

[Elayis]

How can you ban people if you're not a moderator?

And while I'm here, I'm going to say that I'm not a fan of Hepizbah, but that's only because I haven't seen enough appearances from her to judge her (just read her in Rise & Fall of the Shi'Ar Empire, onwards).

If she really is such a great character, you'd think she'd get a mini, instead of characters who have only had one appearance (Lyra, aka DR She-Hulk).

Just sayin'.:rolleyes:

[Seres]

Elayis is BANNED for being a twat.

I have made an important new thread in the Marvel Universe board. Please go sign it.

[Pixie_Solanas]

Elayis is BANNED for being a twat.

I have made an important new thread in the Marvel Universe board. Please go sign it.

What a twatty comment from Elaysis. Immediate banning, pls.

[Come To Deathstrike]

BECAUSE YOU DEMANDED IT.

Elayis is banned.

[Pixie_Solanas]

BECAUSE YOU DEMANDED IT.

Elayis is banned.

I love that your Mark of the Year award includes full and total ban power. This is great!

[Seres]

I can't wait to see Hepzibah hiss at Agent Brand!

[Pixie_Solanas]

I can't wait to see Hepzibah hiss at Agent Brand!

Hepzibah will stick her pirate boot up Brand's ass.

[Seres]

Hepzibah will stick her pirate boot up Brand's ass.

While Karolina watches.

[Seresecros]

Steven Sanders CONFIRMS a Choi/Sanders Hepzibah collaboration!


Yes, and it will be released in an oversized, fully painted hardcover format.

[Come To Deathstrike]

If he lets us down we shall ban him.

[darknessatnoon]

If Hepzibah fans had to choose one leader, would it be

a) Mike Choi
b) Steven Sanders
c) Josef F.

?

[Seresecros]

I trust in Josef F.

[Seresecros]

I am willing to take bribes though.

[Seres]

I am the leader. But if not, I support Josef F and Swashbuckler.

[Come To Deathstrike]

To get back on an earlier conversation oint, I think this brief selection of music tells us everything we need to know about Hepzibah.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GoT_4V2ACg&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWkLOrfDAo4

[Psycwave]

Did Hepzibah ever return to Utopia after she stabbed that guy with her heel?

[Swashbuckler]

I am the leader. But if not, I support Josef F and Swashbuckler.

I will be the secretary of defense for the Hepzibah thread.

[The42n8s1]

Baller thread.

[Seresecros]

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=13943619&postcount=143

I wonder what kind of food Hepzibah will barbeque tomorrow.

[Seresecros]

RAR RAR RAR RAR RAR

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/265/9/f/commission__hepzibah_6_by_eisu-d4ammrw.jpg

by Eisu (http://eisu.deviantart.com/)

[Ghostwise]

I mean, with a New Mutants series coming up, andshe's been away
with the white wolf man (forgot how to spell his name)..

Hrimhari ?

[krisis]

I have loved Hepzibah since circa UXM #157. I usually appreciate her judicious under-use, but I was do damned thrilled when she starred in Rise & Fall and followed Warpath back to Earth that I realized I want her to be a regular character somewhere. Anywhere.

Top places I would enjoy a Hepzibah appearance:

- In X-Men, v3. She could hang out with Warpath and say mean things under her breath about Domino.

- In Uncanny X-Force during a brief space-faring adventure to lend her expertise, wherein Fantomex would completely forsake Psylocke and fall in love with her only to be spurned repeatedly.

- In Uncanny X-Men, just wandering around in the background of the X-Club trying to cobble together some sort of massive space gun which she needs for an unnamed purpose. (Also, Gillen clearly loves her.)

- In Astonishing X-Men, because MARJORIE LIU. Also, Kid Gladiator's Warbird knockoff. I rest my case.

- In WatX as a guest-lecturer, because WTF does Hepzibah care about Schism, but then she will spot Broo and think he is evil and hunt him through the school until Kitty convinces her to stop, leading to a crossover with Legacy where she and Gambit teach an interspecies ballroom dancing class.

- In a X-Men: Streets of San Francisco Gillen/Sanders one-shot where she and Dazzler go shopping, get bombed, and tell mean stories about Lila Cheney, not necessarily in that order. Oh, and Hepzibah will teach Dazzler how to communicate via smell, and Dazzler will teach Hepzibah how to sing Blondie covers.

All art to be handled in alternating issues by Mike Choi and Steven Sanders, with a potential Will Conrad guest spot.

Please, someone, make any (or all) of this this happen.

[Juggs]

I have loved Hepzibah since circa UXM #157. I usually appreciate her judicious under-use, but I was do damned thrilled when she starred in Rise & Fall and followed Warpath back to Earth that I realized I want her to be a regular character somewhere. Anywhere.

Top places I would enjoy a Hepzibah appearance:

- In X-Men, v3. She could hang out with Warpath and say mean things under her breath about Domino.

- In Uncanny X-Force during a brief space-faring adventure to lend her expertise, wherein Fantomex would completely forsake Psylocke and fall in love with her only to be spurned repeatedly.

- In Uncanny X-Men, just wandering around in the background of the X-Club trying to cobble together some sort of massive space gun which she needs for an unnamed purpose. (Also, Gillen clearly loves her.)

- In Astonishing X-Men, because MARJORIE LIU. Also, Kid Gladiator's Warbird knockoff. I rest my case.

- In WatX as a guest-lecturer, because WTF does Hepzibah care about Schism, but then she will spot Broo and think he is evil and hunt him through the school until Kitty convinces her to stop, leading to a crossover with Legacy where she and Gambit teach an interspecies ballroom dancing class.

- In a X-Men: Streets of San Francisco Gillen/Sanders one-shot where she and Dazzler go shopping, get bombed, and tell mean stories about Lila Cheney, not necessarily in that order. Oh, and Hepzibah will teach Dazzler how to communicate via smell, and Dazzler will teach Hepzibah how to sing Blondie covers.

All art to be handled in alternating issues by Mike Choi and Steven Sanders, with a potential Will Conrad guest spot.

Please, someone, make any (or all) of this this happen.


Those are some good ideals, they need to start using her more, and other characters. Gambit and Hepz dancing, would be awesome to see

[Juggs]

Doing a bump for this page, so any news on Hepzi. I think they should use her for the X-Treme X-Men

[scouse mouse]

PRETTY
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/15776/2190288-hepzibah10.jpg

[Juggs]

PRETTY
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/15776/2190288-hepzibah10.jpg

Glad to see the writers are still using her.

[Seresecros]

UPDATE

http://www.comicsbeat.com/2012/05/10/breaking-news-hepzibah-update/

[Juggs]

UPDATE

http://www.comicsbeat.com/2012/05/10/breaking-news-hepzibah-update/


Coolies, thanks for the update, i wonder if she and Warpath could be a good couple.

[Seresecros]

Coolies, thanks for the update, i wonder if she and Warpath could be a good couple.

nope! asked and answered :cool: