How Would You Bankrupt A Buffet?

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

After I get done here, I'm gonna go eat at Stacy's, a local buffet. It's nice, cheap, and the food's good but they've got a big-screen TV and it's always tuned to Fox News. So I have to sit facing away from it to maintain my appetite.

Anyway, I've decided to take revenge by bankrupting them. Thing is, while I am freaking HUGE, even I can only eat so much. So how would you (legally) go about bankrupting an all-you-can-eat buffet?

[SUPERECWFAN1]

After I get done here, I'm gonna go eat at Stacy's, a local buffet. It's nice, cheap, and the food's good but they've got a big-screen TV and it's always tuned to Fox News. So I have to sit facing away from it to maintain my appetite.

Anyway, I've decided to take revenge by bankrupting them. Thing is, while I am freaking HUGE, even I can only eat so much. So how would you (legally) go about bankrupting an all-you-can-eat buffet?

In 'Dilbert" his dad has been at a All You Can Eat Diner for years. And he's not leaving til its all he can eat. You could always sleep there , use their bathroom to take baths and eat all you can !

[stealthwise]

Find a group of huge guys, like HUGE, maybe a football team, and sit down every single night for a week, chowing down on as much of the expensive stuff as you can. Fill your plates and eat most, but not all of it, then go back and fill up for more. Sit near the buffet. Be relentless, and don't let up for a single day, make sure you cut right into their profit margins. Eat really loudly and be disgusting as possible without getting thrown out; you'll likely turn off other customers from eating there.

Once you've finished eating, sit around for a while and chat really loudly and obnoxiously, again, not enough to get thrown out, but just enough to turn people from coming in. Don't shower before-hand, hell, you might want to smoke heavily just before coming in. And then come the farts.

Let them rip, as silently as possible, and if you've done it right it'll smell like rotting broccoli and cheese. (remember what I said about sitting near the buffet?) Then go to the bathroom with some castor oil you smuggled in and vomit all over the place: the toilets, the urinals, even the sinks. Make it really bloody messy. (Hopefully without any actual blood).

Of course, this may destroy you first, but those are the sacrifices we make to bankrupt a restaurant for doing something or other that you don't like.

[Tyr]

After I get done here, I'm gonna go eat at Stacy's, a local buffet. It's nice, cheap, and the food's good but they've got a big-screen TV and it's always tuned to Fox News. So I have to sit facing away from it to maintain my appetite.

Anyway, I've decided to take revenge by bankrupting them. Thing is, while I am freaking HUGE, even I can only eat so much. So how would you (legally) go about bankrupting an all-you-can-eat buffet?

Hmm, I have no idea, such a thing may not be possible.

So instead let me propose a plan b, find a way to cut there cable.

[mgs]

I've heard about some all you can eat places that have thrown people out for, well, eating and staying too long.

[Mermaid]

Have you thought about having a quiet word with the manager telling them what a put off for people having that channel on 24/7 is? He may say tough crap or he may go do the smart thing and change channels.

[Michael P]

I've heard about some all you can eat places that have thrown people out for, well, eating and staying too long.

"Mister Simpson, I don't use the word 'hero' too often, but you are the greatest hero in American history."

[Ben Morgan]

The solution is fire

[Michael P]

The solution is fire

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[Sabrinaset]

How to bankrupt an all-you-can-eat buffet? Invite my lil bratty brother over!

[mattx110]

Salad and pasta are cheap. Don't bother. Any moderate meat, steak, if they have duck, chicken if you must, but there's probably a better option.

Avoid the cheap stuff. Go for the gold.

[Sarah Beach]

Businesses do have the right to refuse service to people to a certain degree (ie, not complying with dress codes, for instance). So you do have to tread carefully, not being too obnoxious.

Always take the best table, if you can. And stay there a long time.

But really.... I'd ask the manager to change the channel to something else at least some of the time, or at least when you are there. Sports, perhaps. Or Oprah. :biggrin: (I might watch Oprah if you paid me, but only reluctantly.)