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SUPERECWFAN1
10-25-2008, 09:01 AM
Holy crap...even I was shocked when I clicked this Foxnews.com link !


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Norfolk , Vriginia
Friday October 23, 2008 :

As the 2008 election enters its final week , Senator John McCain down in polls gave a suprising speech at a Republican rally in Norfolk today. In his speech the Senator from Arizona started off discussing Osama Bin Laden and how his experince means he could find him.

"My friends , many of you know W. Axl Rose. He hasn't been seen in years and no one knew what was keeping him from releasing Chinese Democracy. Well , my friends...back in June I had the CIA find Axl Rose and sit down with him and convinced him , that for the good of the nation and abroad....we needed Chinese Democracy to be released in 2008 !"

"Its that experince in finding and getting Mr. Axl Rose to release his epic album for real America , I say my friends...I can find Osama Bin Laden. I will hunt him down to the ends of the Earth and beyond. I will produce results like I have in getting Axl Rose to release an album after 15 years !"

Reactions at the rally was shock and some questioned this latest claim. Sarah Palin at a stop in Nevada claimed "Me and Todd always rock out to Cherry Pie and Every Rose Has Its Thorn by Guns n Roses ! Axl Rose is a real American and his album shows this !"

"Is John McCain serious about this ?" asked one young man at the rally. Others yelled it was true...the Republicans care about real America and having Axl Rose release the album is a huge move.

Fox News is already running with the story and Sean Hannity has said this is the game changer the campaign needs apparntly .

"Thousands have waited on Axl Rose to finish this album. Its been years. If John McCain has delivered this , cleary he can solve the market crisis crippling our country and find Osama Bin Laden !"

Universial the record label who is releasing Chinese Democracy thru Best Buy , November 23rd when asked of the John McCain/Axl Rose connection today , released a No Comment.

credit Foxnews.com
mattx110
10-25-2008, 09:07 AM
You're beautiful.:smile:
Solaris
10-25-2008, 09:09 AM
Super... you are a sick puppy.

:tongue:
Major Comma
10-25-2008, 09:21 AM
Made me look!
Flying Saucers Over Oz
10-25-2008, 12:00 PM
Weirdest Fox News experience I've had recently: They reported Susan Atkins, AKA Sadie Mae Glutz of the Manson Family, had been turned down for 'Compassonate Leave Parole' or somesuch. They refrained from mentioning the reason she was up for said parole was that she's DYING FROM A BRAIN TUMOR. I wanted to scream at the TV set: "For God's sakes, people, it's the freaking MANSON FAMILY!!! You don't have to distort stuff to make them look bad!"
SUPERECWFAN1
10-25-2008, 07:57 PM
Super... you are a sick puppy.

:tongue:

Made me look!

Heh heh.....a poster on the Comm board said the Sarah Palin comment was a good touch. I figured...she usually gets everything wrong. Why not this ?:tongue:
Lester C.
10-25-2008, 10:45 PM
Shouldn't your grandfather rather than you be excited about the new Guns and Roses album?:evilsmile:
Sabrinaset
10-25-2008, 10:50 PM
Shouldn't your grandfather rather than you be excited about the new Guns and Roses album?:evilsmile:

How exited are YOU about the new G&R album, Lester? And will you be getting the record, or the 8-track? :biggrin:
Lester C.
10-25-2008, 10:53 PM
How exited are YOU about the new G&R album, Lester? And will you be getting the record, or the 8-track? :biggrin:

:mad: :mad: :mad:
jdwrocks
10-25-2008, 10:54 PM
How exited are YOU about the new G&R album, Lester? And will you be getting the record, or the 8-track? :biggrin:
Actually in all truthfullness (is that a word?) the new G-n-R is available on vinyl.
Ben Morgan
10-25-2008, 10:55 PM
How exited are YOU about the new G&R album, Lester? And will you be getting the record, or the 8-track? :biggrin:

I thought Lester would be getting the stone tablet version (whatever that is)
Lester C.
10-25-2008, 10:56 PM
G&R is an actual band.:eek: Sounds like something you should name a candy bar.
SUPERECWFAN1
10-25-2008, 11:02 PM
Actually in all truthfullness (is that a word?) the new G-n-R is available on vinyl.

Its also like most collectable comics ...will be avliable in 3 different covers. :tongue:
Lester C.
10-25-2008, 11:16 PM
G& R = Guns and Roses. How could I have missed that? It's time for my morning coffee.
Adam C
10-25-2008, 11:21 PM
How exited are YOU about the new G&R album, Lester? And will you be getting the record, or the 8-track? :biggrin:

He'll be getting the wax tube for his Edison Phonograph!