I want to say it is a honor to be here with you Yabsters

[Mad Harriet]

I look forward to making new friends and being part of the greatest forum.

[40footwolf]

Well, I don't know if I'm technically a "YABster" yet, but hell, I'll be the first to welcome ya!

[Kyuubi]

All you need to be a yabster is to be wearing clean underwear.



Which is why it took me 5 years to finally become accepted here.

[Ben Morgan]

You're accepted here?

[Kyuubi]

You're accepted here?




Who told you you could speak?

[Sabrinaset]

All you need to be a yabster is to be wearing clean underwear.



Which is why it took me 5 years to finally become accepted here.

Dude, your solution was to stop wearing underwear at all! :eek:

You're accepted here?

Gail accepted him, so that's that!

Anyways, welcome aboard Harriet!

[BnL]

I'm getting a SkrullEmperorJason vibe. But assuming I'm wrong, welcome!

[Mad Harriet]

Oh trust me I change my underwear everyday and they are clean :tongue:

[Ben Morgan]

Who told you you could speak?
Um.....Cam did.

[Kyuubi]

Um.....Cam did.



Who said he could speak?

[Ben Morgan]

Who said he could speak?

You did.

.

[Kyuubi]

I wish you weren't such a liar.

[Cam63]

I'm an Australian with beer. I can't shut up unless I get to the surly stage.

[Lester C.]

I'm an Australian with beer. I can't shut up unless I get to the surly stage.

I'd rather fight this man than fight a surly drunk Australian:eek:

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f54/BrianMehaffey/grizzly.jpg

[Lester C.]

Well, I don't know if I'm technically a "YABster" yet, but hell, I'll be the first to welcome ya!

Anyone who posts on YABS is a Yabster if they choose. It doesn't matter how long you've been here or how many posts you've made.:smile:

[Kyuubi]

I'm an Australian with beer. I can't shut up unless I get to the surly stage.



Your Mother wears Army boots!

[Sabrinaset]

Lester is still upset we haven't let him join the YABS Lebian Ruling Committee!

[Kyuubi]

and after he ate all those carpet samples and got sick. . .

[Lester C.]

Lester is still upset we haven't let him join the YABS Lebian Ruling Committee!

And how is your sister application coming along?:evilsmile:

[Sabrinaset]

And how is your sister application coming along?:evilsmile:

Aggie and HeyStacy approved it! I think Aggie said anyone who disagrees with her gets a kick in the nads!

[shrike]

I'm getting a SkrullEmperorJason vibe. But assuming I'm wrong, welcome!

As do I. Ugh.

[Cam63]

I'd rather fight this man than fight a surly drunk Australian:eek:

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f54/BrianMehaffey/grizzly.jpg

Nah, Bert's a real softy.

[Cam63]

Your Mother wears Army boots!

Well, they were all the rage at the time.

[Kyuubi]

Well, they were all the rage at the time.



Your Mother sews socks that smell!

[Cam63]

She is quite a multi-tasker.

[Kyuubi]

YOUR MOTHER IS A CLASSY LADY!

[Cam63]

*Puts down beer*

[Kyuubi]

That's right. She goes to Church every Sunday and loves her family.

[Cam63]

*Moves furniture aside and rolls up sleeves*

[Kyuubi]

JESUS LOVES HER!

[Cam63]

*Selects size 12 cricket bat from rack*

[Kyuubi]

She gives to the poor, volunteers her time, babysits the neighborhood children, shelters the weak, and loves her fellow man!

[Cam63]

*Steps into Pacific Ocean, takes a deep breath and heads in direction of San Diego*

[Kyuubi]

SHE'S BEING CONSIDERED FOR SAINTHOOD!!!

[Cam63]

*Rips off leg cast and starts runnin' across the sea surface at speed*

[Cam63]

Well, me sister's just arrived to take me up to Mum's for tucker.

...at least, that's what I think she's doin'... Hey, nice white bus, Pinky !

See yers !

[Tyr]

I'm getting a SkrullEmperorJason vibe. But assuming I'm wrong, welcome!

I'm getting that exact same vibe, but I'm sure Shel well let us know soon one way or the other.

[Gail Simone]

Well, we're delighted to have you. Welcome!

[Infra-Man]

Well, I don't know if I'm technically a "YABster" yet, but hell, I'll be the first to welcome ya!

No worries. I'm still just "that guy."


Mad Harriet, howdy. We accept you, one of us! Gooble! Gobble! One of us! We accept you, one of us! Gooble! Gobble! One of us!

[bert]

All you need to be a yabster is to be wearing clean underwear.



Which is why it took me 5 years to finally become accepted here.

wait. . . we're supposed to wear underwear?







(Larry. . I think we need to do some shoppin!)

[bert]

Anyone who posts on YABS is a Yabster if they choose. It doesn't matter how long you've been here or how many posts you've made.:smile:

it doesn't count unless you've kissed Gail's ring

:p

[bert]

Nah, Bert's a real softy.

awww. . that makes me feel all "cuddly" inside :p

[Red Jack]

I'm getting that exact same vibe, but I'm sure Shel well let us know soon one way or the other.

Who the hell is SkrullEmperorJason?

[Sabrinaset]

Anyone who posts on YABS is a Yabster if they choose. It doesn't matter how long you've been here or how many posts you've made.:smile:

I don't think Johnny_Luck was ever considered a YABSer! :eek:

Who the hell is SkrullEmperorJason?

Some guy we had here last year who ... what WAS the whole story with him? He was a gay nurse who was going to move to Uganda or Nigeria or Latveria to be a part of Doctors without Borders ... then started another thread as his boyfriend, who then got caught doing it, then came back as a THIRD person ... I don't think I got it quite right, I couldn't keep up with the stories that guy spun, but it was something like that

[Ben Morgan]

I don't think Johnny_Luck was ever considered a YABSer! :eek:
What about Olney?

[Tommy]

Some guy we had here last year who ... what WAS the whole story with him? He was a gay nurse who was going to move to Uganda or Nigeria or Latveria to be a part of Doctors without Borders ... then started another thread as his boyfriend, who then got caught doing it, then came back as a THIRD person ... I don't think I got it quite right, I couldn't keep up with the stories that guy spun, but it was something like that

Hi ilm skrull empoeror jason who is going to go to havaii to be part of docotors with out boarders to get married dso i can go to uganda to be parto f docotrs with out boarders but my biroyfriend doesnt want me to go because youthey kill homosexuals thete but i want to be part of docotors with out boarders andf i love you guys.

Hi im candy cane and i work with ta transwoman and she got fired i and think thats awful and i wanted to come here to tell you all since i know you all are so awesome.

Hi im skrull emperor jason and i;m sorry i lied about all that sutuff i promis ill never do it agfain i just want to be part of youtr group since you are the best people ive ever met.

Hi miss sassy and i just love it here you people aere the coolest.

[sk716]

I'm getting a SkrullEmperorJason vibe. But assuming I'm wrong, welcome!

As do I. Ugh.

Ditto, looking into it.

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

I was thinking I knew her from another board. Hope she turns out to be legit.

[Sabrinaset]

Hi ilm skrull empoeror jason who is going to go to havaii to be part of docotors with out boarders to get married dso i can go to uganda to be parto f docotrs with out boarders but my biroyfriend doesnt want me to go because youthey kill homosexuals thete but i want to be part of docotors with out boarders andf i love you guys.

Hi im candy cane and i work with ta transwoman and she got fired i and think thats awful and i wanted to come here to tell you all since i know you all are so awesome.

Hi im skrull emperor jason and i;m sorry i lied about all that sutuff i promis ill never do it agfain i just want to be part of youtr group since you are the best people ive ever met.

Hi miss sassy and i just love it here you people aere the coolest.

Why is it that trolls generally have poor spelling skills? Is there some kind of class they take before they drop out of high school where they learn this stuff? :confused:

[Tyr]

I was thinking I knew her from another board. Hope she turns out to be legit.

I hope so to, but Shels looking into it. So even its fishy, lets not jump to any conclusions. Let Shel do her job and she'll tell us one way or the other.

Until then its innocent until proven guity, so I think we should be gracious hosts.

Welcome Mad Harriet, I hope you enjoy your stay.

[Lester C.]

Why is it that trolls generally have poor spelling skills? Is there some kind of class they take before they drop out of high school where they learn this stuff? :confused:

:mad: :mad: :mad:

[Cam63]

I was thinking I knew her from another board. Hope she turns out to be legit.

Yeah, I bet you do.

[section 8]

Why is it that trolls generally have poor spelling skills? Is there some kind of class they take before they drop out of high school where they learn this stuff? :confused:

Sorry Princess, Some of us had to go to work for a living before graduation, But my sincerest apologies if the poverty, and family troubles of others slightly inconveniences you.

(sorry but the HS dropout comment just pissed me off to no end)

[Cam63]

Stop it, Section 8.

As I've said, Bree's a good guy.

[Lester C.]

Section you may have felt that Bree attacked you but she didn't. I'm sorry that you weren't able to finish high school due to adverse circumstances but Sabrina had nothing to do with that. Please lay off her because she done nothing to antagonize you.

At least you didn't call her a man. *Looks at the Australian in the leg cast.*

[Red Jack]

And one never knows when it'll pay off to have a surgeon in your corner.

[Cam63]

I've taken my leg cast off and am bearing some weight on my fractured leg.

Freaked the Hell outta me doc... and Mum.

[Lester C.]

I've taken my leg cast off and am bearing some weight on my fractured leg.

Freaked the Hell outta me doc... and Mum.

Cam you're a medical professional. How would you react if one of your patients did the same thing? You really should take it easy and relax.

[Cam63]

I can take a fair bit of pain.

...and I can take steps already.

[Lester C.]

I can take a fair bit of pain.

...and I can take steps already.

I am praying for a speedy recovery and wish you the best. I really don't think you should risk making the injury worse but you are a lot more knowledgeable about this kind of thing than me.

[section 8]

Section you may have felt that Bree attacked you but she didn't. I'm sorry that you weren't able to finish high school due to adverse circumstances you.
but Sabrina had nothing to do with that. Please lay off her because she done nothing to antagonize


Actually i did finish, got my GED at 17, while working two jobs.

What pissed me off was the comment, The implication that HS dropouts are idiots ( well i AM an idiot,) but i didn't appreciate the comment all the same.

Perhaps my response was a bit heavy handed, but it seems too late to edit it now

[Sabrinaset]

I am praying for a speedy recovery and wish you the best. I really don't think you should risk making the injury worse but you are a lot more knowledgeable about this kind of thing than me.

I caqn't believe I missed this ... CAM!!! You should know better! Now stop putting weight on that leg!!!

[Sabrinaset]

I am praying for a speedy recovery and wish you the best. I really don't think you should risk making the injury worse but you are a lot more knowledgeable about this kind of thing than me.

I can't believe I missed this ... CAM!!! You should know better! Now stop putting weight on that leg!!!

[CutterMike]

Cam you're a medical professional. How would you react if one of your patients did the same thing? You really should take it easy and relax.I've always heard tha medical pros make the worst patients. They're always second-guessing each other.

[GozertheGozarian]

Just look at how shitty a patient House was. But that could just be he's Greg House.

[GozertheGozarian]

Just look at how shitty a patient House was. But that could just be he's Greg House.

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Anyone who posts on YABS is a Yabster if they choose.

Pssst...... you forgot about the spankings and virgin sacrifice.

[Tad Sivana]

Welcome Maddie Hattie:
you have the handle of one of my Favorite Female Furies, so that's good enough to start with!

[Grazzt]

Pssst...... you forgot about the spankings and virgin sacrifice.

Oh, so that's why you tolerate me. You need more virgins around to sacrifice. I'm on to you now!

[Mermaid]

I've taken my leg cast off and am bearing some weight on my fractured leg.

Freaked the Hell outta me doc... and Mum.



:eek: http://www.freeforum101.com/nasmiramar/images/smiles/faintthud.gif

[Cam63]

I can't believe I missed this ... CAM!!! You should know better! Now stop putting weight on that leg!!!

Nah, it's sweet Bree, but thanks for your concern. :smile:

I've got a removable cast and I only use the crutches for longer distances than walkin' about the house.

I'm still not putting any stress on it and surprised myself how much I can do.

...Just call it Aussie mutant healing factor.

[Ben Morgan]

The beer also has something to do with it, right?

[Cam63]

Damn right... Beer don't fetch itself.

[sk716]

Nah, it's sweet Bree, but thanks for your concern. :smile:

I've got a removable cast and I only use the crutches for longer distances than walkin' about the house.

I'm still not putting any stress on it and surprised myself how much I can do.

...Just call it Aussie mutant healing factor.

You put that cast back on right now, mister!

No if's, ands, or buts. Let it heal.

[Ben Morgan]

Damn right... Beer don't fetch itself.

That's what Kyuubi's for.

[Sabrinaset]

You put that cast back on right now, mister!

No if's, ands, or buts. Let it heal.

Someone else said it before, but it really IS true ... people in the medical field really DO make the worst patients. Just like I've also heard it said from the hospital lawyers they HATE defending lawyers. I mean, geez ... I once treated a veterinarian, and he would have driven me mad if I weren't insane already!

[section 8]

You put that cast back on right now, mister!

No if's, ands, or buts. Let it heal.

Yeah Not a really bright move Cam.

But hopefully you won't have to learn this the hard way.

[Cam63]

You put that cast back on right now, mister!

No if's, ands, or buts. Let it heal.

Wanna see me Riverdance !? *Kicks Oirish soundtrack on cd before launchin' into frenetic leg spasms*










PS ...I washed the cast and it's still drying.

[Cam63]

Yeah Not a really bright move Cam.

But hopefully you won't have to learn this the hard way.

See my above response.

I'm not taking any weight on it while waiting for the cast to dry. Hmm... May have to inquire about gettin' a spare.

[sk716]

Wanna see me Riverdance !? *Kicks Oirish soundtrack on cd before launchin' into frenetic leg spasms*
. . .

Hold still a second, I wanna break the other one.

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/deg/campfire/images/LouisvilleSlugger.jpg

[Cam63]

That's what Kyuubi's for.

He keeps bringing me half eaten hot pockets and ginger beer.

[Cam63]

Hold still a second, I wanna break the other one.

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/deg/campfire/images/LouisvilleSlugger.jpg

Now, that's what those things were really meant for !

*Hobbles outside to check leg cast*

*Stops at beer frige'*

*Tries in vain to carry beer and use crutches*

...Oh, cruel dilemma !

[Kyuubi]

He keeps bringing me half eaten hot pockets and ginger beer.



Those are mine, you just keep stealing them.

[Cam63]

I found a pic that looks pretty similar to the cast I've got.

http://www.podiatrynetwork.com/images/product/p_removable_cast.gif

...except mine has a cool switchblade that pops outta the toe when I click the heel.

[Cam63]

Those are mine, you just keep stealing them.

...Australian.

[section 8]

Spit on it! he'll leave it alone

And if he doesn't, tell us. We'll rip on him good and proper

[Ben Morgan]

I found a pic that looks pretty similar to the cast I've got.

http://www.podiatrynetwork.com/images/product/p_removable_cast.gif

...except mine has a cool switchblade that pops outta the toe when I click the heel.
And a beer dispenser?

[Cam63]

Nah, but Australian scientists are workin' on it as we speak.

[Lester C.]

I consider SEJ a Yabster. He's the black sheep of the family. We don't talk about him much but he's still one of us.

[Ben Morgan]

Nah, but Australian scientists are workin' on it as we speak.And by that, you mean you're just pouring beer into your cast to drink later?

[Cam63]

And by that, you mean you're just pouring beer into your cast to drink later?

Research grants are scarce, so I'm doin' the best I can.