howyadoin
10-10-2008, 11:35 PM
Chris Nowlin: "Man it's been a long time since I was funny."
FunkyGreenJerusalem: "Longer than you think."
drwho: "Maybe its just me but i have never begged a woman for sex nor have i had a woman beg me to have sex with them. Wanting sex and begging for it are different."
Matt Algren: "Maybe you need to bathe? I dunno what to tell you."
"You HAVE no defensible position. There's nothing in your position to attack. You are literally not even making an argument, you're just screaming at the top of your lungs about how unfair life is because you have a dick. That's wrong. Everything you're saying is wrong. I actually don't think I've ever seen someone be quite as wrong as you are right now. You've somehow managed to redefine wrong, turn being wrong into a new form of self expression. You're the goddamn Picasso of incorrectness, breaking boundaries and expanding the artform of having your head up your ass. So thank you, this is like watching a fucking master at work. The world is your canvas, and your paint is BULLSHIT."
~ Agent Helix
"Brainwashing is the only reason to have children."
~ Gilda Dent
"Two sarongs don't make a right."
~ Slam Bradley
jesse_custer: "I think my master's thesis will theorize that a society's decadence can be measured by how often its fucking citizens use abbreviations, especially acronyms."
Agent Helix: "lol wtf omg"
howyadoin: "I just saw a website called 'Celebrities Bending Over in Tight Clothes'."
jessecuster3: "If it's George Wendt, I am definitely not interested."
mattx110: "Same to women, men without chest hair aren't men."
K'Nort: "Trust me, that's not why they're turning you down."
Michael P: "Sorry, I only read light, stupid, cynical, comedic, and pointless graphic novels."
Joe Rice: "Still on the Peter David kick, I see.
HEYOOOO HIGH FIVE"
"I am rolling Chumps in Facebook poker.
Call me the Hamburgler cause I'm stealing your Lunch!"
~ Mac Danny
"It's proof of what I always say, kids aren't being brought up right these days. Mom and Dad are smoking pot and letting the kids run wild. Then they trash Chaykin.
This is a huge warning sign. Hooliganism ahead!"
~ fly on the wall
Kid Omega: "I now suspect that if I posted a poll asking 'in general, at a glance, would you say the sky is blue?', there would be several posts explaining why that is not a clear enough statement."
Agent Helix: "I don't understand you. Please clarify your position, and do so in a way that makes me feel pleasant and secure in my own beliefs."
Dom: "Anyone want to hire a 26 old, Italian, chartered account and soon to be MBA?
I work cheap and wear tight pants and low cut tops on demand."
Tadhg Adams: "Can you make monkey sounds and hold a screwdriver? If so, I have a job for you in IT."
"It's a long road from winsome to awesome, honey."
~ Paul McEnery
"I saw an ad for the 'Kim Kardashian Diet.'
I'd do it, but I don't know if I could eat that much cock."
~ Mac Danny
"If you're not curled up in the fetal position crying your guts out, it's not a crisis. (This is also Dan Didio's approach to comics editing!)"
~ Michael P
i_mmmchocolate: "I'm all kinds of frustrated right now."
jessecuster3: "Fine, I'll go out with you, but you better put out."
HomerJay: "At least tell her she doesn't have to wear the Optimus Prime mask."
"mattx is our Citizen of the Month?
You got to be kidding. We might as well make some syphlitic hobo citizen of the month."
~ fly on the wall
"And it's not that I'm some kind of fruity, anti-materialistic pinko hippie flower child here. I love my stuff, and I enjoy accumulating more stuff. But there's a level of conspicous consumption that I just can't understand, and that's the level of buying something like a $75,000 watch. I'm sure if I was extraordinarily wealthy, I wouldn't really give a fuck, and would probably buy a tiny diamond encrusted unicorn leather top-hat for my dick and name him Sir Reginald Thrustbottom. So there you go."
~ Agent Helix
"i_mmmchocolate: "Ugh, I can't sleep."
Michael P: "Post some more about how much in looooooooove you are.
No, wait, that'll just put me to sleep."
"I can't believe I used a derivative of subtle in a conversation about AC/DC."
~ jesse_custer
DonC: "The president of MTV should be fired."
kmeyers: "out of a cannon, into the sun."
"I get the runs pretty easily, so I feel I'm a bit of an authority on the matter. "
~ Joe Rice
Tadhg Adams: "You're a teacher; you're the antithesis of style."
Gingold: "I have discovered the anti-style equation."
"Geez. DC is like the boy who Crisised wolf."
~ The Xenos
Paul McEnery: "Ping her mercilessly."
Pól Rua: "If that fails, you should flash your gordon."
Doctor Doom: "I want some peanut butter."
Royal: "Creamy or chunky?"
Michael P: "That's what she said.
Wait, that makes no sense."
"Co-eds + hotpants + lots of jumping = good TV"
~ HomerJay
"Some of us, however, don't seem to be able to ride the ethics bike without benefit of the stablizer wheels of a strict moral code."
~ Paul McEnery
MacQuarrie: "There will be clowns at my funeral."
Gilda Dent: "Not at mine. I've made it clear that my stepfathers aren't invited."
"Apparently asking 'I'd like to take you out to dinner sometime' is much harder than creating a thread on a comic book board that becomes a subject of mockery."
~ Corrina
"It's kind of like Citizen Kane, if you replace Rosebud with a chimpanzee who throws its feces at people, change the lighting to strobe, and change most of the dialogue to reaction shots and people shouting 'Go, Speed Racer.'
For a full-length movie derived from a crappily animated piece of badly dubbed Japanese nostalgia, it's remarkably true to the source."
~ Ray R.
"You talk about size all the time. It's no wonder that you're single.
I do believe I never would have predicted that someone could make a value judgment on someone else's lifestyle based on Spiderman's love life from the eighties.
But what do I know. I need my plot-twists spoonfed to me."
~ Ray R.
Paradox: "Keep in mind the Old Testament 'God' and the New Testament 'God' have different personalities for the obvious reasons. OT God's kind of a prick some times."
thehod: "A bit like Silver Age Superman who was a total dick, and Modern Age Superman who starts blubbing at the drop of a hat.
The layers just go really deep with that character don't they."
Ronald Bryan: "I want the guy who does the narration on Pushing Dasies to follow me around and narrate my life."
Chris Nowlin: "Nothing's happening, nothing's happening..."
"When we saw Batman, we drove 45 minutes to a small town theatre in Parry Sound (home of Bobby Orr, btw) and sat in an old single screen theatre that had been chopped in two with such bad acoustics that we could hear most of "Mama Mia" through the wall.
You've never really seen Dark Knight until you've seen the car chase accompanied by 'S.O.S'"
~ Lone Ranger
"You're the one talking to the imaginary people who live in the magic thinky box."
~ Pól Rua
"I can't believe it's not anarchy."
~ twilight, on Johnny Rotten's butter endorsement
"Note to self - Never ask a dyslexic for his password."
~ Athena Bast
"Wall-E inspired me to meet more fat people."
~ Cayman
Fabian: "I'm just a man. Men love tits. Therefore I love tits. It's such a great philosophical equation that it's almost Platonic."
Spike-X: "There's nothing platonic about my love for tits.
BELIEVE ME."
FunkyGreenJerusalem: "Longer than you think."
drwho: "Maybe its just me but i have never begged a woman for sex nor have i had a woman beg me to have sex with them. Wanting sex and begging for it are different."
Matt Algren: "Maybe you need to bathe? I dunno what to tell you."
"You HAVE no defensible position. There's nothing in your position to attack. You are literally not even making an argument, you're just screaming at the top of your lungs about how unfair life is because you have a dick. That's wrong. Everything you're saying is wrong. I actually don't think I've ever seen someone be quite as wrong as you are right now. You've somehow managed to redefine wrong, turn being wrong into a new form of self expression. You're the goddamn Picasso of incorrectness, breaking boundaries and expanding the artform of having your head up your ass. So thank you, this is like watching a fucking master at work. The world is your canvas, and your paint is BULLSHIT."
~ Agent Helix
"Brainwashing is the only reason to have children."
~ Gilda Dent
"Two sarongs don't make a right."
~ Slam Bradley
jesse_custer: "I think my master's thesis will theorize that a society's decadence can be measured by how often its fucking citizens use abbreviations, especially acronyms."
Agent Helix: "lol wtf omg"
howyadoin: "I just saw a website called 'Celebrities Bending Over in Tight Clothes'."
jessecuster3: "If it's George Wendt, I am definitely not interested."
mattx110: "Same to women, men without chest hair aren't men."
K'Nort: "Trust me, that's not why they're turning you down."
Michael P: "Sorry, I only read light, stupid, cynical, comedic, and pointless graphic novels."
Joe Rice: "Still on the Peter David kick, I see.
HEYOOOO HIGH FIVE"
"I am rolling Chumps in Facebook poker.
Call me the Hamburgler cause I'm stealing your Lunch!"
~ Mac Danny
"It's proof of what I always say, kids aren't being brought up right these days. Mom and Dad are smoking pot and letting the kids run wild. Then they trash Chaykin.
This is a huge warning sign. Hooliganism ahead!"
~ fly on the wall
Kid Omega: "I now suspect that if I posted a poll asking 'in general, at a glance, would you say the sky is blue?', there would be several posts explaining why that is not a clear enough statement."
Agent Helix: "I don't understand you. Please clarify your position, and do so in a way that makes me feel pleasant and secure in my own beliefs."
Dom: "Anyone want to hire a 26 old, Italian, chartered account and soon to be MBA?
I work cheap and wear tight pants and low cut tops on demand."
Tadhg Adams: "Can you make monkey sounds and hold a screwdriver? If so, I have a job for you in IT."
"It's a long road from winsome to awesome, honey."
~ Paul McEnery
"I saw an ad for the 'Kim Kardashian Diet.'
I'd do it, but I don't know if I could eat that much cock."
~ Mac Danny
"If you're not curled up in the fetal position crying your guts out, it's not a crisis. (This is also Dan Didio's approach to comics editing!)"
~ Michael P
i_mmmchocolate: "I'm all kinds of frustrated right now."
jessecuster3: "Fine, I'll go out with you, but you better put out."
HomerJay: "At least tell her she doesn't have to wear the Optimus Prime mask."
"mattx is our Citizen of the Month?
You got to be kidding. We might as well make some syphlitic hobo citizen of the month."
~ fly on the wall
"And it's not that I'm some kind of fruity, anti-materialistic pinko hippie flower child here. I love my stuff, and I enjoy accumulating more stuff. But there's a level of conspicous consumption that I just can't understand, and that's the level of buying something like a $75,000 watch. I'm sure if I was extraordinarily wealthy, I wouldn't really give a fuck, and would probably buy a tiny diamond encrusted unicorn leather top-hat for my dick and name him Sir Reginald Thrustbottom. So there you go."
~ Agent Helix
"i_mmmchocolate: "Ugh, I can't sleep."
Michael P: "Post some more about how much in looooooooove you are.
No, wait, that'll just put me to sleep."
"I can't believe I used a derivative of subtle in a conversation about AC/DC."
~ jesse_custer
DonC: "The president of MTV should be fired."
kmeyers: "out of a cannon, into the sun."
"I get the runs pretty easily, so I feel I'm a bit of an authority on the matter. "
~ Joe Rice
Tadhg Adams: "You're a teacher; you're the antithesis of style."
Gingold: "I have discovered the anti-style equation."
"Geez. DC is like the boy who Crisised wolf."
~ The Xenos
Paul McEnery: "Ping her mercilessly."
Pól Rua: "If that fails, you should flash your gordon."
Doctor Doom: "I want some peanut butter."
Royal: "Creamy or chunky?"
Michael P: "That's what she said.
Wait, that makes no sense."
"Co-eds + hotpants + lots of jumping = good TV"
~ HomerJay
"Some of us, however, don't seem to be able to ride the ethics bike without benefit of the stablizer wheels of a strict moral code."
~ Paul McEnery
MacQuarrie: "There will be clowns at my funeral."
Gilda Dent: "Not at mine. I've made it clear that my stepfathers aren't invited."
"Apparently asking 'I'd like to take you out to dinner sometime' is much harder than creating a thread on a comic book board that becomes a subject of mockery."
~ Corrina
"It's kind of like Citizen Kane, if you replace Rosebud with a chimpanzee who throws its feces at people, change the lighting to strobe, and change most of the dialogue to reaction shots and people shouting 'Go, Speed Racer.'
For a full-length movie derived from a crappily animated piece of badly dubbed Japanese nostalgia, it's remarkably true to the source."
~ Ray R.
"You talk about size all the time. It's no wonder that you're single.
I do believe I never would have predicted that someone could make a value judgment on someone else's lifestyle based on Spiderman's love life from the eighties.
But what do I know. I need my plot-twists spoonfed to me."
~ Ray R.
Paradox: "Keep in mind the Old Testament 'God' and the New Testament 'God' have different personalities for the obvious reasons. OT God's kind of a prick some times."
thehod: "A bit like Silver Age Superman who was a total dick, and Modern Age Superman who starts blubbing at the drop of a hat.
The layers just go really deep with that character don't they."
Ronald Bryan: "I want the guy who does the narration on Pushing Dasies to follow me around and narrate my life."
Chris Nowlin: "Nothing's happening, nothing's happening..."
"When we saw Batman, we drove 45 minutes to a small town theatre in Parry Sound (home of Bobby Orr, btw) and sat in an old single screen theatre that had been chopped in two with such bad acoustics that we could hear most of "Mama Mia" through the wall.
You've never really seen Dark Knight until you've seen the car chase accompanied by 'S.O.S'"
~ Lone Ranger
"You're the one talking to the imaginary people who live in the magic thinky box."
~ Pól Rua
"I can't believe it's not anarchy."
~ twilight, on Johnny Rotten's butter endorsement
"Note to self - Never ask a dyslexic for his password."
~ Athena Bast
"Wall-E inspired me to meet more fat people."
~ Cayman
Fabian: "I'm just a man. Men love tits. Therefore I love tits. It's such a great philosophical equation that it's almost Platonic."
Spike-X: "There's nothing platonic about my love for tits.
BELIEVE ME."