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Kiriyama
09-23-2008, 08:11 AM
when they made this?

http://www.ea.com/redalert/news-detail.jsp?id=74

It's AWESOME!

Sheldon
09-23-2008, 10:12 AM
OK that was nuts.....

the_coldest_sun
09-23-2008, 12:19 PM
What... the... F*ck?

Are all those actors actually in the game? It was pretty surprising to see them all, then my man Peter Stormare appears in some crazyass googles. lol

Preliator
09-23-2008, 01:07 PM
'the only thing i can say about this is: oh snap!'

You can say that again. :smile:

MakeshiftHero
09-24-2008, 02:05 AM
You mean "what WAS EA smoking?"

Other than that the game footage looks cool, the video was pretty interesting, entertaining too.

MakeshiftHero
09-24-2008, 02:06 AM
double p.......

Alex
09-24-2008, 11:58 PM
You can't trust those filthy reds, even in videogames!
Tim Curry saying he likes women, pfft!

StreetFighterRyu
09-25-2008, 12:05 AM
All your base are belong to us!

Donald M.
09-25-2008, 05:49 AM
What were EA smoking..

Rolled up hundred dollar bills, stuffed with the hopes and dreams of gamers.




Now what's this about a video?

Jared
09-25-2008, 10:19 PM
All your base are belong to us!

And so it it begins...again.

The Asian faction uses mecha. Typical. What are the odds they get a tentacle monster unit too?

Genma:TheDestroyer
09-25-2008, 10:30 PM
And so it it begins...again.

The Asian faction uses mecha. Typical. What are the odds they get a tentacle monster unit too?

Well, one of their unique units is a super-powered schoolgirl. I'm going to be using Yuriko Omega to juggle tank battalions the moment she's available to create.

Edit: If the Soviets still have Giant Squids, maybe you could count that. Yuriko meets the Giant Squid; Hentai Red Alert style!

Jmacq1
09-26-2008, 05:36 AM
The Asian faction uses mecha. Typical.

Maybe I missed a memo or something, but the Red Alert series (and even the Command and Conquer series in general) never struck me as something that was seeking to avoid tongue-in-cheek stereotyping.

IamtheRock3
09-26-2008, 06:07 AM
oooooook

thats somethign differnt

Ragnorok64
09-26-2008, 10:06 AM
Is it just me or did the "pretty girls" look kinda old.

Genma:TheDestroyer
09-26-2008, 10:58 AM
British Eva is hot. Don't care about the others. All I know if my desk jockey is a hot, blond British chick.

StreetFighterRyu
09-26-2008, 11:53 AM
Is it just me or did the "pretty girls" look kinda old.

I didn't notice anything. :confused:

British Eva is hot. Don't care about the others. All I know if my desk jockey is a hot, blond British chick.

Asian chick for me. :biggrin:

Ragnorok64
09-26-2008, 12:10 PM
I didn't notice anything. :confused:



Asian chick for me. :biggrin:

The woman that was in the green against the blue. That heavy use of eyeshadow seemed like a poor attempt to cover crows feet. She also had visible smile lines.

Asian chick was good though.

Genma:TheDestroyer
09-26-2008, 12:23 PM
I didn't notice anything. :confused:



Asian chick for me. :biggrin:

I typically go for the Asian chick, but for some reason Eva is the one that stands out this time.

carabas
09-26-2008, 12:26 PM
The woman that was in the green against the blue. That heavy use of eyeshadow seemed like a poor attempt to cover crows feet. She also had visible smile lines.That's not 'old', that's 25 or so.

Ragnorok64
09-26-2008, 12:34 PM
That's not 'old', that's 25 or so.

http://kotaku.com/assets/images/kotaku/2008/08/jenny_mccarthy_badass.jpg
It's apparently Jenny McCarthy, she's 35. Like I said, old.

StreetFighterRyu
09-26-2008, 10:44 PM
I typically go for the Asian chick, but for some reason Eva is the one that stands out this time.

I personally like Tanya. :biggrin:

http://kotaku.com/assets/images/kotaku/2008/08/jenny_mccarthy_badass.jpg
It's apparently Jenny McCarthy, she's 35. Like I said, old.

35 is not 'old'. She's still pretty young and hot.

Ragnorok64
09-26-2008, 11:00 PM
I personally like Tanya. :biggrin:



35 is not 'old'. She's still pretty young and hot.

She's past her prime for what she does. There are fresher younger "actresses" out there.