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09-06-2008, 08:39 PM
OK so I did a script for a comic strip for my Campus News Paper called The Supercalifristic Adventures of Frank Miller and Alan Moore. It was pretty much a charicature of Miller and Moore talking about comic books in a Bar with writters and maybe characters interacting with them. In this reality they were Drinking buddies.
A friend of mine Did the art. Sadly the Campus news paper editor knew nothing about comics and couldn't get a single joke so the it was never published. :mad:.
Since My friend left town like a month ago, I don't have the strip to show you, but I have the Script.
So here it is the Script for The Supercalifristic Adventures of Frank Miller and Alan Moore.
Panel 1. Frank Miller and Alan Moore are sitting in a Bar with two beers in front of them.
Alan: [Grunt]
Frank: [Grunt]
Panel 2.
Alan: Been reading 300.
Frank: have you? What did you thought of it?
Alan: I liked your work in The Boys better.
Miller: I didn't work on that one.
Alan: You should have done the same with 300.
Panel 3 [Frank looks at Alan with hatred, while Alan is taking a zip from his beer]
Panel 4. [Franks seems calm]
Frank: I just Saw V For Vendetta.
Alan: The Movie? How was it?
Frank: Better than the Book.
Panel 5 [ Alan's eyes are wide open and red, he is facing Frank while he is drinking his beer]
Barteneder:[Off Panel] Oh no he didn't it!
Panel 6 [ The Glasses are empty, they both look angry and shouting. On Moore's side there is a Bold Headed man lurking from behind the Counter.
Tag: 5 minutes Later.
Alan:..... WELL IT'S WONDERFUL THAT YOU DON'T GET TO WRITE A SUPERHERO DIES TYPE OF STORY OR ELSE YOU WOULD HAVE HIM FALL FOR AN OBVIOUS FEMME FATALE WITH A STUPID NAME LIKE DELILAH OR MAYBE YOU JUST JUMP THE SHARK AGAIN AND CALL HER JEZEBEL!
Frank: WELL WHAT WOULD YOU DO!? HAVE HIM KILLED BY A SILVER AGE VILLAIN NO ONE REMEMBERS OR EVEN CARES TO REMEMBER! THANK GOD NO ONE ASK YOU TO MAKE THE THIRD ROBIN OR YOU WOULD HAVE DONE SOME BRAT OUT OF A GODDAMN ELSEwor...... Who the hell is that behind the counter?
Panel 7 [you only see a woosh behind the counter Frank and Alan are following the woosh with their eyes]
Bald man: [Off Panel] EEEEEEEEEEEEEPSS
Panel 8 [Frank and Alan are facing each other, Stan Lee is revealed to be the Bar tender (He is also the Owner, the Bar's name was going to be Exelsior but a second Strip never saw the light of day) Mark Millar and Brian Bendis are sitted in the back ground]
Alan: That was just Grant Morrison, He has a Batman run coming up so he follows me around, buying me drinks until he gets me drunk and then he just writtes whatever I babble. It has worked for him so far.
Frank: How's that?
Alan: Ever read Arkham Asylum? that was based on something I saw after drinking some water he gave me.
Frank: dosen't it bother you?
Alan: Nah, keeps my day from getting boring.
Panel 9 [Both Frank and Alan are lookin at Stan]
Stan: Well you got off easy, Those two over there have been following me since the year 2000!
Mark Millar: Could you speak louder Mr Lee? I didn't get that last part.
END
The Opinons here aren't Lee's, Moore's, Miller's, Morrison's, Bendis' or Millar's are mine and they are expressed as a parody or satire and is not meant to represent reality in any way or to offend. The Events are completely fictional.
Now this is the first time someone who can understand the Jokes reads it so be brutally honest couse I need some feed back.
A friend of mine Did the art. Sadly the Campus news paper editor knew nothing about comics and couldn't get a single joke so the it was never published. :mad:.
Since My friend left town like a month ago, I don't have the strip to show you, but I have the Script.
So here it is the Script for The Supercalifristic Adventures of Frank Miller and Alan Moore.
Panel 1. Frank Miller and Alan Moore are sitting in a Bar with two beers in front of them.
Alan: [Grunt]
Frank: [Grunt]
Panel 2.
Alan: Been reading 300.
Frank: have you? What did you thought of it?
Alan: I liked your work in The Boys better.
Miller: I didn't work on that one.
Alan: You should have done the same with 300.
Panel 3 [Frank looks at Alan with hatred, while Alan is taking a zip from his beer]
Panel 4. [Franks seems calm]
Frank: I just Saw V For Vendetta.
Alan: The Movie? How was it?
Frank: Better than the Book.
Panel 5 [ Alan's eyes are wide open and red, he is facing Frank while he is drinking his beer]
Barteneder:[Off Panel] Oh no he didn't it!
Panel 6 [ The Glasses are empty, they both look angry and shouting. On Moore's side there is a Bold Headed man lurking from behind the Counter.
Tag: 5 minutes Later.
Alan:..... WELL IT'S WONDERFUL THAT YOU DON'T GET TO WRITE A SUPERHERO DIES TYPE OF STORY OR ELSE YOU WOULD HAVE HIM FALL FOR AN OBVIOUS FEMME FATALE WITH A STUPID NAME LIKE DELILAH OR MAYBE YOU JUST JUMP THE SHARK AGAIN AND CALL HER JEZEBEL!
Frank: WELL WHAT WOULD YOU DO!? HAVE HIM KILLED BY A SILVER AGE VILLAIN NO ONE REMEMBERS OR EVEN CARES TO REMEMBER! THANK GOD NO ONE ASK YOU TO MAKE THE THIRD ROBIN OR YOU WOULD HAVE DONE SOME BRAT OUT OF A GODDAMN ELSEwor...... Who the hell is that behind the counter?
Panel 7 [you only see a woosh behind the counter Frank and Alan are following the woosh with their eyes]
Bald man: [Off Panel] EEEEEEEEEEEEEPSS
Panel 8 [Frank and Alan are facing each other, Stan Lee is revealed to be the Bar tender (He is also the Owner, the Bar's name was going to be Exelsior but a second Strip never saw the light of day) Mark Millar and Brian Bendis are sitted in the back ground]
Alan: That was just Grant Morrison, He has a Batman run coming up so he follows me around, buying me drinks until he gets me drunk and then he just writtes whatever I babble. It has worked for him so far.
Frank: How's that?
Alan: Ever read Arkham Asylum? that was based on something I saw after drinking some water he gave me.
Frank: dosen't it bother you?
Alan: Nah, keeps my day from getting boring.
Panel 9 [Both Frank and Alan are lookin at Stan]
Stan: Well you got off easy, Those two over there have been following me since the year 2000!
Mark Millar: Could you speak louder Mr Lee? I didn't get that last part.
END
The Opinons here aren't Lee's, Moore's, Miller's, Morrison's, Bendis' or Millar's are mine and they are expressed as a parody or satire and is not meant to represent reality in any way or to offend. The Events are completely fictional.
Now this is the first time someone who can understand the Jokes reads it so be brutally honest couse I need some feed back.