rifleman101
09-03-2008, 10:23 AM
Lend me your ears, BETA readers of X-men. I am in dire need of assistance, as my previous beta has fallen off the internet and cannot get up. I need YOU to beta my story!
Requirements:
Experienced is an absolute must!
Be picky, ruthless, help plot bunny, and question every thing I do that does not make sense.
Instant messaging is a must. I have trillion.
MS Word 2003 is a must.
Being online consistently is somewhat of a must. I don’t care how long it takes, as long as the job is done and done well.
Cannot be a homophobe (because one of my characters is a lesbian) or cannot let lesbianism bother him/her/it.
Be patient with me, because I miss things even when they are right in front of me at times.
Characterization is also a field of necessary expertise, and dialogue flow. Mainly, plot and sequence of events is my weakest point, so I will need help with that.
Also, this beta must have an excellent sense of humor, because I am working with a character that is a bit of a motermouth.
As your writer, I promise to and not to:
Not to write emo fics. I detest emo fics.
Not write cheesy stuff, whatever it may cheese. I would hate to cheese you off.
No Mary Sue’s or any of her inbred cousins.
No Mpreg. Doesn’t that sound like a file extension?
Pay attention and listen when you say things.
Bother you until you get off your lazy ass and beta my shiz. :P
Act now and get a free skype account, the preferred Writing-transfer tool of writers like rifleman101!
Whew.
If you choose to answer my call, either email me at rifleman101@hotmail.com, add rifleman101@hotmail.com to your MSN messenger friends list (or trillion), or send me a message via Fanfiction.net. Thank you for your time.
Requirements:
Experienced is an absolute must!
Be picky, ruthless, help plot bunny, and question every thing I do that does not make sense.
Instant messaging is a must. I have trillion.
MS Word 2003 is a must.
Being online consistently is somewhat of a must. I don’t care how long it takes, as long as the job is done and done well.
Cannot be a homophobe (because one of my characters is a lesbian) or cannot let lesbianism bother him/her/it.
Be patient with me, because I miss things even when they are right in front of me at times.
Characterization is also a field of necessary expertise, and dialogue flow. Mainly, plot and sequence of events is my weakest point, so I will need help with that.
Also, this beta must have an excellent sense of humor, because I am working with a character that is a bit of a motermouth.
As your writer, I promise to and not to:
Not to write emo fics. I detest emo fics.
Not write cheesy stuff, whatever it may cheese. I would hate to cheese you off.
No Mary Sue’s or any of her inbred cousins.
No Mpreg. Doesn’t that sound like a file extension?
Pay attention and listen when you say things.
Bother you until you get off your lazy ass and beta my shiz. :P
Act now and get a free skype account, the preferred Writing-transfer tool of writers like rifleman101!
Whew.
If you choose to answer my call, either email me at rifleman101@hotmail.com, add rifleman101@hotmail.com to your MSN messenger friends list (or trillion), or send me a message via Fanfiction.net. Thank you for your time.