The Padded Room!

[section 8]

Welcome!
Welcome!
Welcome!
Welcome!

Embrace your insanity, We are all mad here.
Welcome!
POst something random, insane or fucked up in general!
Maybe Link to something funny that you want to share, but has no relevenace in any other thread

WELCOME!!!!

defy reason, there are no rules, (aside from the standard YABS stuff)

Welcome, feel free, this is your sancuary, your sanitorium, your asylm your padded room!

WELCOME!!

WELCOME!!

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[J. Morgan (Bat) Neal]

**splink**

[Paradox]

The California air
Your nightgown on the stairs
I remember every night
Scenes from home in the Quiet Room

How long have I been gone
Did winter kill the lawn
And all those polaroids you sent
Are on the wall in the Quiet Room

They've got this place
Where they've been keeping me
Where I can't hurt myself
I can't get my wrists to bleed
Just don't know why
Suicide appeals to me

The Quiet Room
Is sterilized and white
It's like a tomb
With just a moth stained naked light

Plastic forks and spoons
No laces in my shoes
They all know what I tried to do
Outside the Quiet Room

This quiet place
It ain't so new to me
It's haunted atmosphere
Has heard so many scream
My home from home
My twilight zone
My strangest dream

My confidant
I have confessed my life
The Quiet Room
Knows more about me than my wife

They've got this place
Where they've been keeping me
Where I can't hurt myself
I just can't
I just can't get these damn wrists to bleed

A mattress on the floor
No handles on the door
I really need nothing here
I'm alone

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[section 8]

NEDM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Lh1YqMMcE

[CutterMike]

I've lived in apartments, I've lived in a home
I travelled in trailers when I used to roam
But now in these places you won't have me dead
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head

I do what I want to, no worries, no care
If anyone bugs me I climb up my stairs
Way up to a level where I feel no threat
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head

If you're trying something, I couldn't care less
I don't rush for busses and trains are a mess
There's no one to care for, I don't need a bed
So I'm happy I live in a split-level head

I like how I'm living, I'm nobody's slave
My head's above water, so don't make a wave
There are no doors to lock and no dogs to be fed
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head

So why should I move when the neighborhood's right?
No taxes to pay and no landlord to fight
Now I call this living, what's more, like I said
I'm happy I live in a split-level head

Now you keep your ulcers, your ills, and what, too
You sure couldn't have them and live like I do
You think I have problems, but you do instead
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head

I live with two people, I like both of them
He likes both of me and I like both of him
They're my alter-ego and to them I'm wed
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head

There's no simple status in my neighborhood
And its that kind of thinking, that keeps it so good
And I don't take the lead when I like to be led
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head

Split-Level Head -- Napoleon XIV

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

This is your left, that's your left
This is your left, that's your left
This is your right, that's your right
This your right, you're gonna die

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr9mLP6NwnU

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

The Princess Pa-Poo-Ley has plenty papaya
She likes to give it awaaaaaaayyy....

[rick]

They're Coming to Take Me Away

Remember when you ran away and
I got on my knees and begged you
Not to leave because I'd go berserk? Well,
You left me anyhow and then the
Days got worse and worse and now you
See I've gone completely out of my mind. And,

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha,
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young
Men in their clean white coats and
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke and so you
Laughed, you laughed! When I had said that
Losing you would make me flip my lid - right?
You know you laughed, I heard you laugh,
You laughed, you laughed and laughed, and then you
Left, but now you know I'm utterly mad. And,

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he , ha ha,
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds? Huh?
Well, you just wait--they'll find you yet
And when they do they'll put you in the
ASPCA you mangy mutt! And,

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha,
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young
Men in their clean white coats and
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young
Men in their clean white coats and
They're coming to take me away!

[section 8]

Who Will Save The Sane?

Periodic tableware
Psychotropic science fare

But who will save the sane?
Some beings just can't change
Now crawl on by
A fake tear in your eye
And think isn't he strange

Pseudogasmic chemistry
Necromorphic apathy

But who will save the sane?
Some beings just can't change
Now crawl on by
A fake tear in your eye
And think isn't he strange

Physical laws unapplied Hamper my quest
Unsurreal world of unfailed HIV tests
Der ubermensch warning of pi techno junkies - 3.141592653
Come on boy
Tell me
Tell me

Tentative ambulance date bound for G ward
Bear trap psychiatrist bait chew my paw off
Unmercilessly we will take you away to slumber
But only if you can recite avogadro's number
Come on boy
Tell me
Tell me

But who will save the sane?
Some beings just can't change
Now crawl on by
A fake tear in your eye
And think isn't he strange

Now crawl on by
A fake tear in your eye
And think wasn't he strange

[section 8]

More madness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DvXzwwb1q4

[Pink Bat Maxine]

I've been locked in a padded room before! Oh, the great Gendercrash of '93.....

[section 8]

I've been locked in a padded room before! Oh, the great Gendercrash of '93.....

'96 for me
a six week evaluation.

[Buzz Dixon]

The Rubber Room
by Porter Wagnoner

In a buildin' tall with a stone wall around there's a rubber room
When a man sees things and hears sounds that's not there
He's headed for the rubber room
Illusions in a twisted mind to save from self-destruction hmm it's the rubber room
Where a man can run into the wall till his strenght makes him fall and lie still
And wait for help in the rubber room
From his blurry vision of doom a psycho in the rubber room
The man in the room right next to mine screams a woman's name hits the wall in vain He's in the rubber room
I hear footsteps poundin' on the floor God I hope they don't stop at my door
Hmm I'm in the rubber room
Now they've come to get me but they find
I'm a screamin' pretty words tryin' to make 'em rhyme
I'm n the rubber room hmm a psycho I'm in the rubber room hmm


(Porter knows where of he sings; he spent time in the same Nashville mental hospital that Johnny Cash later detoxed in.)

[Pink Bat Maxine]

'96 for me
a six week evaluation.

In the room itsself, or just in a facility?

I just had a 12 day evaluation.... they pushed people through quickly (It was a psych ward, not a psych hospital per se.) Once I promised not to commit suicide, they let me out.
The containment room itself I was in for... well, I'm not sure. Probably just long enough for sedatives to take hold, but I was pretty out of it.

(Obviously, I was good to my word. :rolleyes: )

[section 8]

THe facility, though i saw the room a few times too.

the evauluation came back as the College word equivilant of "this guy's a fuckin' asshole"

[Blue Harvest]

Inkadink a bottle of ink the cork fell out and you Stink!!

[Blue Harvest]

"Read A BOOK READ A BOOK READ A MOTHERFUCKIN BOOK!!!!"

[Buzz Dixon]

"Read A BOOK READ A BOOK READ A MOTHERFUCKIN BOOK!!!!"OEDIPUS REX is a play.

[a. non]

One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." So I wrote a paper that said "Hello, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eek eek." I got an F. When I told my Mom about it she said "I told you never trust a monkey!" The end.

[section 8]

R E A D A B O .....ok!!!

[Blue Harvest]

'read A Play Read A Play Read A Motherfuckin Play!!!"

[section 8]

One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." So I wrote a paper that said "Hello, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eek eek." I got an F. When I told my Mom about it she said "I told you never trust a monkey!" The end.


Damn t Anon that was a favor, and for fucks sake i'm not a monkey, just hairy

[Blue Harvest]

"Mr Kitty, Dammit,, Mr Kitty you have to be quiet or else they are going to find you. Meeoow!!! What? "The Neighbor cat, he hasn't been caught yet!" "Meeeoow!" No, NO Mr. Kitty, I know you like Mr. Rufus but he has to fend for himself. "Meeoow" "I can't hide any more cats Mr. Kitty, I'm in enough trouble as it IS!!" "

[section 8]

"Mr Kitty, Dammit,, Mr Kitty you have to be quiet or else they are going to find you. Meeoow!!! What? "The Neighbor cat, he hasn't been caught yet!" "Meeeoow!" No, NO Mr. Kitty, I know you like Mr. Rufus but he has to fend for himself. "Meeoow" "I can't hide any more cats Mr. Kitty, I'm in enough trouble as it IS!!" "


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[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

Y'ever masturbate while thinking of boiling puppies?

[Blue Harvest]

Ruuuaaarhrhnahha aArrhanah ahahglboblaoggblag!!!


*Can you Guess the quote?*