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section 8
08-11-2008, 02:49 AM
more like depressing
http://www.thingsyouneverknew.com/product/thingstowear/the+ring+thing.do?search=basic&keyword=bottle+opener+ring&sortby=newArrivals&page=2&WT.svl=80282

Y'know my dad taught me to open a beer using my ring,
and beltbuckle,
and counter
and drumsticks

(ok dad had a problem, but still this invention offends me as both a male, beer drinker and ring wearer.

Paradox
08-11-2008, 02:51 AM
Every stoner I knew in the '70s knew how to open them with a Bic lighter.

I've actually impressed some people at my hotel with that. I can only assume that they're easily impressed.

section 8
08-11-2008, 02:55 AM
and a screwdriver
and an an alum wrench

40footwolf
08-11-2008, 02:56 AM
It looks sort of cool, to an incompetent such as myself.

section 8
08-11-2008, 03:04 AM
i even saw him try to open a bottle of beer with..another bottle of beer, didn't go well.
Like i said he had a problem.

Ben Morgan
08-11-2008, 03:09 AM
The easiest way is just to smash the top of it off.

Buzz Dixon
08-11-2008, 08:31 AM
On our first date my wife freaked me out by opening a Coke bottle with her teeth.

Typo Lad
08-11-2008, 09:08 AM
On our first date my wife freaked me out by opening a Coke bottle with her teeth.
Oh my. Now that's a keeper.

Buzz Dixon
08-11-2008, 02:06 PM
Oh my. Now that's a keeper. She was, and still is. 34 years and counting.

K-DoG7p7
08-11-2008, 02:08 PM
She was, and still is. 34 years and counting.

does she still have teeth?

Buzz Dixon
08-11-2008, 02:22 PM
does she still have teeth?All of 'em (I made her promise she'd never do something like that again).

Infra-Man
08-11-2008, 04:16 PM
Every stoner I knew in the '70s knew how to open them with a Bic lighter.

I've actually impressed some people at my hotel with that. I can only assume that they're easily impressed.

Ditto. The lighter opening thing is easy and fun. Not a stoner myself, but I learned it from a stoner.

section 8
08-11-2008, 09:35 PM
if i were ever a stoner, i doubt i'd share such info over the internet.

KPhoebe
08-11-2008, 09:37 PM
if i were ever a stoner, i doubt i'd share such info over the internet.

Admitting use isn't illegal; possession is.

section 8
08-11-2008, 09:39 PM
no such thing as paranoia, bubba.

the heckler
08-12-2008, 12:42 AM
more like depressing
http://www.thingsyouneverknew.com/product/thingstowear/the+ring+thing.do?search=basic&keyword=bottle+opener+ring&sortby=newArrivals&page=2&WT.svl=80282

Y'know my dad taught me to open a beer using my ring,
and beltbuckle,
and counter
and drumsticks

(ok dad had a problem, but still this invention offends me as both a male, beer drinker and ring wearer.

FINALLY i found my true love's wedding band! now i can ask her to marry me! its almost 2 months income too, so its perfect.. she always had trouble opening my beer with her nails done like they did.. shes goin ta be excited as hell!

Cam63
08-12-2008, 01:25 AM
I occasionally use my teeth, but I only drink outta twist tops.

Paradox
08-12-2008, 06:45 AM
section 8 shivers in his booties:

if i were ever a stoner, i doubt i'd share such info over the internet.

Eh. If "they" really wanted to get me, there's a lot of stuff more likely than admitting marijuana use (which isn't illegal...the admitting, anyway).

Your Imaginary Pal
08-12-2008, 07:11 AM
Amaze your friends and impress your date. You'll be the guy who's ready for anything.


yeah, I guess it's impress your date if she was 12 and you met her at a bad magic show.(But what kind of frek you you be to do that?) And I guess A swiss army knife is no match for an uncomfortable ring, you know, for the guy who's prepared for anything.

section 8
08-12-2008, 11:24 AM
you can use an ordinary ring!
it isn't tricky at all!!