The YABS Confessional

[section 8]

The YABS Confessional:

Confess your sins, and shortcomings.


I like Phil Collins.

[Aggie]

i hate julie andrews...

[Red Jack]

The YABS Confessional:

Confess your sins, and shortcomings.


I like Phil Collins.

You'll have to do better. Phil rules.

[shrike]

I'm vain and rather shallow.

(I know, I'm probably stating the obvious for anyone who has ever really read my posts.)

[scout1279]

I don't think I can participate in this thread. I don't tend to keep anything secret.

[a. non]

With as much Deja Vu as i've experienced, i have trouble believing in Free Will :frown:

[Tetsuo_man]

I prefer burton over nolan...and i don't think it's a bad thing but most batman fans would...

[mgs]

I masticate too much. gum, toothpicks, etc. ;)

[Infra-Man]

I thought Little Miss Sunshine was a pretty mediocre movie and a cynical attempt to be that year's "indie darling", but I lied about my true feelings for Little Miss Sunshine in certain company simply to avoid a bunch of snooty snits telling me 1) I have bad taste, 2) I am stupid, and 3) I don't appreciate intelligent filmmaking.

EDIT:
A more serious note, I have an abject fear of failure and defeat, which is probably why I'm not as assertive as I should be around more dominant personalities.

[Paradox]

section 8 needs a Section 8:

The YABS Confessional:

Confess your sins, and shortcomings.

Not even if you paid me. :biggrin:

[rick]

After spending just about a month without cigarettes or dope, I broke down today and bought a pack of Marlboros and an ounce.

[Paradox]

Feeling better, then?

[rick]

Feeling better, then?


The Freak Brothers were right.

[Paradox]

That they were, my friend. That they were.

[Cam63]

My life is an open book... not counting talking about the bastards I had to kill.

Hmm... That's rather boring.

[Tages]

Little Miss Sunshine is shit.

So is Crash, but you already knew that.

I fantasize about revenge a lot. I mean a lot. Sometimes just because the person annoys me. And a very large percentage of this species annoys me.

I devoured The Chronicles of Narnia when I was a kid but never finished The Lord of the Rings.

I eat food dropped on the floor.

I fry eggs in bacon grease. Because it is fucking delicious.

[Alan Lynch]

I complain a lot about my life and what I'm doing, but I haven't made any significant steps toward changing things since graduating from university.

[Cam63]

Tages, eating dropped food is OK when you consider how many fucknuckles can't wash their fuckin' hands after wipin' their fuckin' arse and then smear their fuckin' contamination all over door handles, hand rails, chairs and tables where others choose to eat.

...Yes, I can't stand filthy arsehole wankers.

[Tages]

Tages, eating dropped food is OK when you consider how many fucknuckles can't wash their fuckin' hands after wipin' their fuckin' arse and then smear their fuckin' contamination all over door handles, hand rails, chairs and tables where others choose to eat.

...Yes, I can't stand filthy arsehole wankers.

For some reason, I have never minded eating food that's been on the floor or sharing food with other people, but I'm compulsive about washing my hands.

[Alan Lynch]

Tages, eating dropped food is OK when you consider how many fucknuckles can't wash their fuckin' hands after wipin' their fuckin' arse and then smear their fuckin' contamination all over door handles, hand rails, chairs and tables where others choose to eat.

...Yes, I can't stand filthy arsehole wankers.
Well said, Cam. Failing to wash your hands before leaving the toilet should result in some sort of jail time. God alone knows what I'm picking up off of this keyboard alone.

[Shisho]

Remember that year that Gabriel Byrne played a catholic priest (Stigmata) and Satan (End of Days) back to back? I left the catholic church when I was seven, so I'm not catholic or anything, but I had very sinful thoughts that year.

I think I'm having them again...

[Corrina]

Prescription: Go find "In Treatment."

Priest/Psychiatrist. It's all the same. :)

[Shisho]

Prescription: Go find "In Treatment."

Priest/Psychiatrist. It's all the same. :)

Thank you Dr. Corrina. I will subject myself to your treatment, stat. :smile:

You may not see me for a few days. :evilsmile: :wink:

[Hi-Fi]

I like Jewel. A lot.

[mgs]

I haven't showered today. Yet. ;)

[Shisho]

I liked Highlander: The Series. A lot.

I like Justin Timberlake, too.

I think Walt Whitman is incredibly overrated, and possibly ruined poetry forever.*

* Edit: e.e. freakin' "my typewriter was broken" cummings too, the hack bastard.

[escapegoat]

I traced over a picture of StarFire when I was 12 and drew her nude.....

Actually, I did that with several other female comic book characters too., now that I think of it.....

Ahhhhhhh...Adolescence......

[Jared H.]

I prefer video games to most people.

[Typo Lad]

I genuinly think I'm better than a lot of people I know... and I think I'm not a good person, so that says something.

[TCJohnson]

I've had sex with a carny

[MartinRedmond]

Glutonry
Laziness
Posting on Message Boards when bored arrgh
Enjoying Internet Arguments
Editing my Posts~

[section 8]

A shameless bump, to remind all that i was doing the "confession thread" thing before it was popular

[shrike]

I might have 'confessed' this before, buuuut... I once had sex with a porn star (before he hit the, err... 'big time', mind you). And I don't mean that amateur crap, either.










He was really sucky in the sack, though. Go fig.

[RachelEvil]

I have a dead-seated fear of being normal.

[CutterMike]

I genuinly think I'm better than a lot of people I know... and I think I'm not a good person, so that says something.Thank heavens I'm not the only person who feels that way about himself.

...and I think that Henry David Thoreau was a pretentious little git.

"Simplify!" my ass!

[Ben Morgan]

I've had sex with a carnyNo need to call Lester names.

[Tages]

I liked Highlander: The Series. A lot.

I like Justin Timberlake, too.

I think Walt Whitman is incredibly overrated, and possibly ruined poetry forever.*

* Edit: e.e. freakin' "my typewriter was broken" cummings too, the hack bastard.

Whitman is crap.

Cummings, however, is great.

[Cam63]

I might have 'confessed' this before, buuuut... I once had sex with a porn star (before he hit the, err... 'big time', mind you). And I don't mean that amateur crap, either.










*He was really sucky in the sack, though. Go fig.

*I thought that was a good thing.

[Cam63]

Glutonry
Laziness
Posting on Message Boards when bored arrgh
Enjoying Internet Arguments
Editing my Posts~

I see what you did there.

[Mermaid]

I like banana and camembert (sp?) ....yummmmm

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

I peed in the backyard of my old place-- when no one was looking, of course-- at least once.

[Ullar]

I hate the Lord of the Rings but love The Hobbit. I also love Howl but since my all my friends are neo cons I get alot of sh!t for it. I also say incredibly stupid things at the worst possible time. Also when I learned that two friends of my friends that are assholes got jumped and beaten up badly (one got a concussion) I laughed openly.

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

I peed in the backyard of my old place-- when no one was looking, of course-- at least once.

You only THOUGHT noone was looking. Checked out YouTube recently?

[Aggie]

*I thought that was a good thing.

mostly if you're a dude cam...:tongue:

[mgs]

I hate the Lord of the Rings but love The Hobbit

I feel the same way...about the books anyways.

[section 8]

I peed in the backyard of my old place-- when no one was looking, of course-- at least once.

And your point is...?

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Terribly sorry, I must have missed the part that required me to have a point.

[section 8]

Terribly sorry, I must have missed the part that required me to have a point.

MY point was, peeing on stuff isn't a confession, seems more like bragging to me.

[Cam63]

I put out a coupla bushfires that way.

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

Really. I would have expected that to start them...

[Aggie]

Really. I would have expected that to start them...

ahahahaha!! *wipes away tears*...nice :biggrin:

[section 8]

I like to pee on stuff.

[Pink Bat Maxine]

I don't care for Helena Bertinelli.

[section 8]

nor i for racheal ray

[Mermaid]

what is it with guys and peeing? gross :tongue: ...although presumably Cam's is 100% alcohol and thats what Flying Saucers meant

[section 8]

everything pees