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Ben Morgan
08-07-2008, 07:59 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/homestyle/08/07/mailman.wants.to.wear.skirt.ap/index.html


SEATTLE, Washington (AP) -- A 6-foot-tall, 250-pound letter carrier is campaigning for the right to take off his pants. Dean Peterson wants the U.S. Postal Service to add kilts as a uniform option for men.
From left, Paul Lunde, Al Floyd, Debbie Dixon, David Gorden and Dean Peterson model prototype kilt uniforms.

From left, Paul Lunde, Al Floyd, Debbie Dixon, David Gorden and Dean Peterson model prototype kilt uniforms.

The idea was soundly defeated in July at a convention of his union, the 220,000-member National Letter Carriers' Association, so Peterson knows convincing management will be an uphill struggle, but at least he'll be comfortable in his kilt, or Male Unbifurcated Garment.

"In one word, it's comfort," he said.

With his build, Peterson said, his thighs fill slacks to capacity, causing chafing and scarring.

Peterson, 48, has Finnish and Norwegian ancestry but not Scottish. He began wearing kilts a couple years ago when his wife brought one back from a trip to Scotland. (A spokeswoman for Britain's Royal Mail said kilts are not allowed as part of its letter carrier uniforms.)

Now Peterson wears them everywhere -- to one son's football games, the other son's concerts, shopping and gardening.

"It's the difference between wearing jammies to bed and wearing your work clothes to bed," he said.

Before the convention in Boston, Peterson spent his family's $1,800 economic stimulus tax rebate to mail about 1,000 letters and photographs of him wearing a prototype Postal Service kilt to union branches in every state, Guam and Puerto Rico.

"Unbifurcated Garments are far more comfortable and suitable to male anatomy than trousers or shorts because they don't confine the legs or cramp the male genitals the way that trousers or shorts do," he wrote. "Please open your hearts -- and inseams -- for an option in mail carrier comfort!"

The union's executive committee recommended disapproval, saying there was not enough demand for kilts to be worth the bother of the resolution, and delegates agreed by a large margin.

But Peterson said there are plenty of approved uniform items that very few mail carriers wear, including a cardigan sweater, vest and pith helmet. He said many convention delegates did express support after his resolution was voted down.

"I got so pumped up after being at such a low that I'm taking this to the next convention in 2010 in Anaheim, California," he said

shrike
08-07-2008, 08:15 PM
I think it should depend on how they look in them.

Kinda like tight clothes... more a privilege than a right.

hellokittykat
08-07-2008, 10:56 PM
They should have to paint their faces blue, too.

Ben Morgan
08-07-2008, 11:00 PM
They should have to paint their faces blue, too.

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/Roddy%20Piper/RoddyPiper023.jpg

hellokittykat
08-07-2008, 11:06 PM
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll244/anothername22/braveheart460.jpg

That's their union meeting.

Sabrinaset
08-07-2008, 11:09 PM
What if Gladdy became a mailwoman? Could she wear a kilt?

hellokittykat
08-07-2008, 11:12 PM
What if Gladdy became a mailwoman? Could she wear a kilt?

If she paints her face blue, anything's possible!

Ben Morgan
08-07-2008, 11:13 PM
Don't give Lester ideas!

Cam63
08-07-2008, 11:45 PM
" THEY'LL NEVERRRR TAKE OURRR FRRREEEEDOMMMM ...of movement. "

hellokittykat
08-07-2008, 11:47 PM
THEY'LL NEVERRRR TAKE OURRR FRRREEEEBALLLLLLINNN'!!

Cam63
08-07-2008, 11:50 PM
Aye tew that, lassie.

Paradox
08-07-2008, 11:53 PM
**shrugs** OK. I mean, they already let them wear shorts (at least around here).

Cam63
08-07-2008, 11:54 PM
How do they conceal their guns ?

Paradox
08-07-2008, 11:59 PM
Bah! Real mailMEN don't need guns. They use HALT! (http://www.amazon.com/Halt-Dog-Repellent-1-5-118464/dp/B000E4Q7BS) :biggrin:

Stuff works great, too. I had to use it once when I was a garbageman.

Ben Morgan
08-08-2008, 12:00 AM
I wa unaware mailmen had conventions. What do they discuss?

Ben Morgan
08-08-2008, 12:01 AM
Bah! Real mailMEN don't need guns. They use HALT! (http://www.amazon.com/Halt-Dog-Repellent-1-5-118464/dp/B000E4Q7BS) :biggrin:

Stuff works great, too. I had to use it once when I was a garbageman.
All I wanted was the leftover food in the garbage, you didn't have to spray me.

Paradox
08-08-2008, 12:05 AM
Who says I sprayed you because you were in the garbage? "Ben was in range" is all the reason I needed. :biggrin:

Ben Morgan
08-08-2008, 12:06 AM
Note to self: carry a big stick when Paradox is around.

king mob
08-08-2008, 01:52 AM
Kilts are great. I have one & proudly wore it at Glastonbury this year which meant that although I was fairly cool in the leg and groinal area, sitting down while pissed proved to be a wee bit of a problem.

Cam63
08-08-2008, 02:05 AM
I belong to the Clan McAlister.

Settle down, Lester.

Ben Morgan
08-08-2008, 02:11 AM
But do you wear a kilt?

Cam63
08-08-2008, 02:14 AM
No............

glue
08-08-2008, 02:38 AM
**shrugs** OK. I mean, they already let them wear shorts (at least around here).

And they look fucking ridiculous.

Grow men in shorts isn't one of the five most important issues in America, but it's definitely top ten.

Ben Morgan
08-08-2008, 02:46 AM
And they look fucking ridiculous.

Grow men in shorts isn't one of the five most important issues in America, but it's definitely top ten.
Then why do you do it?

juggling man
08-08-2008, 03:17 AM
I look friggin' hot in a kilt.

Paradox
08-08-2008, 03:44 AM
Josh S is all about the fashion:

And they look fucking ridiculous.

Grow men in shorts isn't one of the five most important issues in America, but it's definitely top ten.

When it's a hundred degrees out and you're walking around on cement sidewalks carrying a big bag full of mail...who GIVES A SHIT how you look? :smile: