pryde15
07-28-2008, 12:41 PM
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g55/mrcassandranova/miss-maryanne2.gif
Miss Mary Ann was your typical twenty something year old woman. She had run her family's bakery/flower shop since she graduated high school.
Miss Mary Ann, married her high school beau, Stan Butler, because who can't tell true love from the other stuff when they're eighteen.
Stan worked his nights at the factory, and they lived a happy, simple life.
However, it wasn't to last. Stan got himself in an accident down at the factory, which left his hands unable to do the complicated work required of them. With such a disability he was fired and sent home to his lovely wife.
The Bakery/Flower shop would surely financially support the couple, but this displeased Stan, for he was Stan, the Man of the family. he should be bringing in the bread, not some frail redheaded doll.
Mister Stan slowly began to change. A little verbal abuse here, a little slap there. Nothing to write home about, but enough to watch what you said around him.
During these times Miss Mary Ann turned to her feline companion, Sue Ellen, for company. As you see, cats do not talk back and rarely walk away from good conversation. Miss Mary Ann confided to Sue Ellen what she could no longer confide in her now bitter husband.
And Stan did not like this
he did not like this at all
One day Miss Mary Ann returned from work a little later than usual, it had been hectic but she knew she needed to close up fast as to keep Stan somewhat pleased. But upon entering the home she realized all of the lights were off.
"Stan, are you there?"
"I ate dinner without you"
"well, that's alright. I had brought you steak from the market like I said I would."
"I waited, you didn't come....I waited..."
"Stan, what are you talking about...?"
"I wanted steak...you didn't come...I had to eat"
"Of course you did, but WHA!!!!"
That was the Night that both Miss Mary Ann and her man Stan crossed some borderline into the realm of crazy. You see, there had been no steak or meat of any sort in the apartment that evening. And what Mary Ann saw that day would haunt her for the rest of her life. And to make matters worse, Mary Ann had no one to find comfort in, because her husband had eaten her only friend. Sue Ellen was dead.
The next week was very tense. Neither member of the family talked nor did they leave the apartment. Stan would be seen sleeping, while Mary Ann would be seen ferociously washing her hands till they bled, mumbling to herself.
"You want steak...I will make you steak...I will make you steak..."
Mis Mary Ann, lost to the elements, took it upon herself that night, to set right the evils done by this thing, this Stan Butler. She had drugged the ham that night, leaving him nearly defenseless as she entered the bed chamber. She sat upon him and made sure he could see what was to happen.
"I want you to see this. I want to see what you have made"
The first stab was the hardest, it was the same knife that had been used to kill her beloved Sue Ellen, but after that it became easy. By the 19th he was gone, but she didn't stop until she finally felt better.
With blood lust in her eyes, she vowed that day to wreak vengeance on any fool who was somehow unable to treat their woman with the respect they deserved.
She didn't need some fancy superpowers, just her knife and the fact that she was way past bats**t crazy.
FIN
Based on the song Mary Ann by Regina Spektor
http://youtube.com/watch?v=x7LAYSunto8
just listen to the song...
minimize the actual video unless you want a feeling
of awkwardness
pryde15
07-28-2008, 12:43 PM
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s201/tylerragan/Technologic.jpg
Daft Punk - Techonlogic
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, Melt - upgrade it,
Charge it, Pawn it, zoom it, press it,
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Write it, get it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
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Drag it, drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, colour, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, Pose it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, Switch- update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, Bey it, watch it,
Stop it, leave it, stop - format it.
Technologic [4x]
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Trash it, change it, melt - upgrade it,
Charge it, Pawn it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, get it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, drip it,
Drag it, drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, curl it, find it,
View it, colour, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pose it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, Switch- update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it
Touch it, bring it, Bey it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, stop - format it.
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, Melt - upgrade it,
Charge it, Pawn it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, get it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it
Touch it, bring it, Bey it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, stop - format it.
Touch it, scroll it, Pose it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it
Surf it, scroll it, Pose it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, Switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, Bey it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, stop - format it.
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, Melt - upgrade it,
Charge it, Pawn it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, drip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Surf it, scroll it, pose it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, Switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, bey it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, stop - format it.
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, melt - upgrade it,
Charge it, pawn it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, get it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, drip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Surf it, scroll it, pose it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it.
Technologic [4x]
LOL...I love this song, especially from their live album, but forgot how creepy this video was...I had only seen it once before.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPZJYQXQsm8
Origin:
Technologic is an artificial intelligent being born out of the vast amounts of information that is transferred across the internet every second. Seeking out a way to interact more directly with the human race, Technologic secretly took control of an advanced robotics labrotory in Japan and built herself a body overnight. From there she has gone out into the world and continues to seek new information and technological developments, both through the internet and on a personal level.
Powers:
Technologic has instant access to the internet, and is a wealth of information.
Technologic's robot body is durable but is not built for strength. She can harness electricity and control it in low voltages. She worries not for any possible destruction of her form, because she has developed failsafe backups of herself in various locations, that woud activate if the physical aspect of her were to ever go down.
I did not note the CST deadline til now....I'm on PST....
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