Comic Book Haiku: Golden Age Edition

[Pink Bat Maxine]

The image for your haiku is this:

http://superdickery.com/images/stories/seduction/306_4_044.jpg

Example:

Freddy Freeman's key
will open the pirate's chest
let's unlock booty!

Have at it.

[Solaris]

Ride the metal shaft,
A large hole opens widely:
The key to heaven.


It's only pornographic if you have a dirty mind, you know... :biggrin:

(This was dedicated to bert, btw. Hee.)

[JKCarrier]

Subtext? What subtext?
Nothing to see here, Wertham.
Good clean fun for kids.

[Bouncing Boy]

Cap Marvel Jr
He is riding on a key
How silly this is

[dragonbat]

The mystery key
On the comic book's cover
Looks like a smooth ride