What do you feel about.... Porn?

[K-DoG7p7]

You're ok with porn?
You hate porn?
You have a vendetta against Porn?
You did porn?
You're addicted to porn?
You're allergic to porn?
You're mom did porn?
You're dog was killed by Porn?



PORN!!

EDIT: also.. lets stick to the legal porn.. not....... you know..

[joe27]

i'm okay with porn, but am sick of it.
i'll still check it out occasionally though.

i prefer tv shows like rome, because when a guy gets naked, you appreciate it more.
i had a huge crush on brutus, and when he finally stripped down in season two, it was a good moment.

whereas if he was just some naked guy on a porn site, he likely wouldn't be nearly as hot.

[Linkara]

Porn is neat.

Porn in my mainstream comic books not so neat.

[Michael P]

As long as I'm too ugly for real women, it'll do.

[section 8]

You can tell a lot about someone by their particular porn they like.

I once dated a woman who liked MMF threeways and gang-bangs A major red flag that i chose to ignore.

[PKIronMan]

I was a-OK with it during highschool and college. Now I'm still a-OK with it but not as interested because my wife is H-A-W-T something-fierce. :-D

[JKCarrier]

I'm ok with it. And I've written a little (http://www.thexaxis.com/misc/smutpeddler.htm). (no actual porn in the link, this is just a review of the comic. :wink: )

[Dumok]

I was a-OK with it during highschool and college. Now I'm still a-OK with it but not as interested because my wife is H-A-W-T something-fierce. :-D

Give This Man a Klondike Bar for a good "Happily Married" Man Answer. If She wasn't Looking over your shoulder, TWO Klondike Bars.

[Black Atom]

I was a-OK with it during highschool and college. Now I'm still a-OK with it but not as interested because my wife is H-A-W-T something-fierce. :-D

And yet Ms. Marvel's still on your yank list.

[Sabrinaset]

...

You're ok with porn? I'm fine with it in small amounts.

You hate porn? Not really, but sometimes I see it as degrading women.

You have a vendetta against Porn? No.

You did porn? Hey, med school is expensive! :tongue:

You're addicted to porn? No!

You're allergic to porn? ... huh? :confused:

You're mom did porn? I don't think so!

Your dog was killed by porn? I don't have a dog!

[stealthwise]

The porn industry is unimaginative, exploitative, and generally worthless, in my eyes.

I do like the occasional erotica or romance.

But yeah, "standard porn" (or hardcore stuff), meh.

[BnL]

Your dog was killed by porn? I don't have a dog!

Well yeah, not anymore...

Also, yay porn!

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Your dog was killed by porn? I don't have a dog!

So then, yes?

Porn's alright. Not usually my cup of tea, although vintage porn, especially of the 'pin up girl' variety can have a nice aesthetic.

I have done sex work (a wee bit) and generally have respect for those who work in the industry. I would like to see conditions improve all around in the sex industry.

[Infra-Man]

You're ok with porn?
Yeah, it's okay save for the really insane, disgusting, and brutal stuff.

You hate porn?
Nope.

You have a vendetta against Porn?
No.

You did porn?
No, but if I get into grad school, well, you know, universities don't accept charm.

You're addicted to porn?
Thankfully no.

You're allergic to porn?
Thankfully no.

Your mom did porn?
This taps into one of my primal fears.

You're dog was killed by Porn?
Doug Porn was and always will be an asshole for what he did to Paco!


EDIT:
You know, I've always found erotica kinda funny, like it's porn's snooty vegan cousin who always wears berets; or a tall sprig of rosemary and a tomato skin rose garnishing two strips of bacon, hash browns, and scrambled eggs.

[Solaris]

Porn can be really hot, vastly amusing, dumber than a three day old turd, disgusting, or creepy revolting disgusting... it all depends on what it is, how it's written, and how it's done.

I prefer the really hawt, or the vastly amusing varieties, personally. (And since not a lot of porn fits either of those categories, I don't watch it all that often.)

[Eliseu Gouveia]

I regard porn as my alert signal.

The day I find myself drawing it for a living, it´s a sign that all my plans for adulthood went horribly, horribly wrong.

[Michael P]

You know, I've always found erotica kinda funny, like it's porn's snooty vegan cousin who always wears berets; or a tall sprig of rosemary and a tomato skin rose garnishing two strips of bacon, hash browns, and scrambled eggs.

I've found that erotica and porn are terrible in about the same proportions, but for vastly different reasons.

[Buzz Dixon]

I used to work for Penthouse Comics, saw more there (both porn and other behavior) than I ever needed to see. I'm not sayin' I can't be shocked, I'm just sayin' I don't wanna find out what it's gonna take to shock me now...

Porn is pretty pathetic when you really think about it (and I separate porn from eroticism or romance; classic Hollywood could do some pretty erotic stuff and still stay G-rated).

I'm not judgmental about the performers. I wouldn't say I admire their career choice, but it's a difficult profession to be in.

I happened to bump into a local porn producer recently (he didn't know a bout my history with Penthouse, which was probably a good thing since he's down on the Penthouse organization as a whole). He was complaining about how the Internet is killing his business with free homemade porn and says if he and his fellow producers had been smart, they would have backed Congressional attempts to make porn more restricted and harder to obtain.

I think a lot of people -- primarily men but some women as well -- who view porn get an unrealistic expectation of intimate human behavior, not on physical level (though there's that...) but rather the idea that physical intimacy need not be accompanied by emotional intimacy and commitment.

I don't think it should be outlawed unless it's showing the actual depiction of a crime (real rape, child abuse, etc.). I don't think it should be glorified or mainstreamed.

As an artform it's pretty pathetically limited. It's like too many contemporary superhero comics, only with f*cking instead of f*ghting.

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Also, 'cause there's no point in creating endless spoof threads, let me just say I was sooooo tempted to create a thread called "What do you think about.... Corn?"

But that way lies madness. Not a good enough gimmick to warrant makin' a new thread. :rolleyes:

[Infra-Man]

I've found that erotica and porn are terrible in about the same proportions, but for vastly different reasons.

I don't know about terrible necessarily, but I think both are ridiculous in equal measure and in their own way.

[GozertheGozarian]

The porn industry is unimaginative, exploitative, and generally worthless, in my eyes.


So no different than Hollywood then.

[Infra-Man]

Or TV commercials...

Bill Hicks: Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thought, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thought.

Hmm. Sounds like... every commercial on television, doesn't it?

You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial-I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, maybe that's the connection they're trying to make. What? You've all seen that Busch beer commercial, where the girl in the short hot-pants opens the beer bottle on her belt buckle, leaves it there, and it foams over her hand and over the bottle and the voice over goes, "Get yourself a BUSCH." Hmm. You know what that looks like, nah, no way.

I'll tell you the commercial they'd like to do, if they could, and I guarantee you, if they could, they'd do this, right here. Here's the woman's face, beautiful. Camera pulls back, naked breast. Camera pulls back, she's totally naked. Legs apart. Two fingers, right here, and it just says, "Drink Coke." Now I don't know the connection here, but goddamn if Coke isn't on my shopping list that week.

"Dr. Pepper." "Snickers, satisfying." (Mouth-guitars "I Can't Get No Satisfaction")

Damned if I'm not buying these products! My teeth are rotting out of my head, I'm glued to the television, I'm as big as a fucking couch. "More Snickers, more Coke!"

[PKIronMan]

Give This Man a Klondike Bar for a good "Happily Married" Man Answer. If She wasn't Looking over your shoulder, TWO Klondike Bars.

MMmm. And she was nowhere to be found. :-D

I am happily married and she lets me gawk at other women fully dressed or scantily drawn as necessary. *couch*

[PKIronMan]

And yet Ms. Marvel's still on your yank list.

Yes, yes I do. And that's not porn (yet)... and d*mn I thought my signature was funny. :-D

[Evan Waters]

I find it's impossible to really say anything about porn in general, because it's such a broad thing. Anyone can make it and the only limit on content is local obscenity law. There's very little about it that's consistent.

[Flamebird]

Also, 'cause there's no point in creating endless spoof threads, let me just say I was sooooo tempted to create a thread called "What do you think about.... Corn?"

But that way lies madness. Not a good enough gimmick to warrant makin' a new thread. :rolleyes:

Wow, marriage has mellowed you. :tongue: :wink:

[section 8]

Also, 'cause there's no point in creating endless spoof threads, let me just say I was sooooo tempted to create a thread called "What do you think about.... Corn?"

But that way lies madness. Not a good enough gimmick to warrant makin' a new thread. :rolleyes:

What if you tweaked it a little? Change "Corn" to "KoRn" ( as in the band)
A thread like that might go far despite its Parodiac roots.

A lot of people have strong opinions regarding KoRn on both sides.

[Buzz Dixon]

So no different than Hollywood then.Except AVN, the porn industry mag, has a much more interesting gossip column.

[GozertheGozarian]

Except AVN, the porn industry mag, has a much more interesting gossip column.
True, very true.

[Tommy]

Porn's a major driving force behind technology and the arts.

[Sanagi]

What if you tweaked it a little? Change "Corn" to "KoRn" ( as in the band)
A thread like that might go far despite its Parodiac roots.

A lot of people have strong opinions regarding KoRn on both sides.
This already happened. (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=78631)

[Buzz Dixon]

Porn's a major driving force behind technology and the arts.I hold that every new artistic medium is introduced in 3 steps:

First, the artist does a landscape or still life to prove it can be done.

Second, the artist produces a tribute to his/her god.

Third, the artist persuades his/her girl/boyfriend to pose naked.

[Ben Morgan]

Also, 'cause there's no point in creating endless spoof threads, let me just say I was sooooo tempted to create a thread called "What do you think about.... Corn?"

But that way lies madness. Not a good enough gimmick to warrant makin' a new thread. :rolleyes:
When SuperE made a thread about turning CBR into a porn site someone made a corn parody thread.

[K-DoG7p7]

Hmm.. where are all the super femenists?

[The Ray]

Who was it that said that the difference between " porn " and " erotica " is the income of the person reading/watching it?

[Linkara]

Hmm.. where are all the super femenists?

As a feminist, I was unaware that we had super feminists. And there's plenty of debate among feminists about the subject - some wanting all porn banned, others thinking that porn itself is fine, it just needs to be less exploitive, and still others who are fully fine with people making decisions for themselves if it means selling sex in pornography.

[Alan Lynch]

I never understood boob-fucking scenes where the girl moans as though she's having the most fun ever. How could you not crack up laughing?

[BnL]

I never understood boob-fucking scenes where the girl moans as though she's having the most fun ever. How could you not crack up laughing?

It's kinda like playing whack-a-mole, but with a cock!

But seriously, I sometimes watch straight porn, and what could have been a hot scene is absolutely ruined by the woman's fake moaning. Obviously, I'm not the target audience for straight porn, but I have to think that even you straight guys find that crap irritating as hell.

[Alan Lynch]

It's kinda like playing whack-a-mole, but with a cock!

But seriously, I sometimes watch straight porn, and what could have been a hot scene is absolutely ruined by the woman's fake moaning. Obviously, I'm not the target audience for straight porn, but I have to think that even you straight guys find that crap irritating as hell.
I find it hilarious. Some of the dirty talk is grade-A comedy as well. I haven't seen any gay porn, but I just assumed that crap moans were universal.

[BnL]

I find it hilarious. Some of the dirty talk is grade-A comedy as well. I haven't seen any gay porn, but I just assumed that crap moans were universal.

Oh, the fake moans are present in gay porn too, but it doesn't reach the same level of annoying as the whiny/screechy fake moaning that's so common from the women in porn. That shit's like boner kryptonite.

And you're right about the "sexy banter," too. It's never, ever sexy. Only hilarious.

[The Ray]

It's kinda like playing whack-a-mole, but with a cock!


This is not the first time I've heard this. This will not be the last.

[Alan Lynch]

Oh, the fake moans are present in gay porn too, but it doesn't reach the same level of annoying as the whiny/screechy fake moaning that's so common from the women in porn. That shit's like boner kryptonite.

And you're right about the "sexy banter," too. It's never, ever sexy. Only hilarious.
Yeah, your typical American porn girls do seem to have the same voice. It's very strange. And not in the least bit sexy - having someone spout hyperbole about your dick in a voice that nasal must be off-putting. And nobody constructs some of the elaborate sentences you hear in porn during real sex. Unless I'm doing it wrong.
This is not the first time I've heard this. This will not be the last.
The funniest part? When the girl tries to give head while boob-fucking. They end up with these pursed lips sucking on air.

Looking at it, it's a wonder I've ever enjoyed porn in my life.

[The Ray]

The funniest part? When the girl tries to give head while boob-fucking. They end up with these pursed lips sucking on air.

Looking at it, it's a wonder I've ever enjoyed porn in my life.

Your words wound my soul.

[Corrina]

As a feminist, I was unaware that we had super feminists.

Damn, I missed the memo too? Do you think they're still handing out S symbols?

On porn/erotica, the general breakdown is that the visual act is enough to be stimulating to men whereas women need a little more emotional connection or story. (Though I'm not sure blind studies back it up--I think perhaps with our society's views about women & sex, it may be that women are more repressed about visual sex than men and thus need the emotional connection rather than it being inborn...but I digress.)

A huge swath of erotica is terrible, absolutely terrible, just as huge swaths of porn are bad. Every creative medium (art, prose writing, music) has huge swaths of terrible product. I think the proportion of bad erotica and porn is probably a bit higher. Though both aim pretty low--stimulate the sexual response. A lot of the times I've read/seen it, it's made me laugh at the ridiculousness of it all.

[Charles RB]

Most of it leaves me bored and disappointed.

I've also seen porn fanfics written by women for other women, which proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that women are as perverted as men. And in a lot of cases, they'll get off on complete tosh.

Also, they can be pretty fucking warped. Oh god, Harry Potter slash - it's a den of rape, incest, statutory rape, emotional abuse, and a ton more rape. Did I mention the rape? There's rape. Lots. WTF?

[Alan Lynch]

Also, they can be pretty fucking warped. Oh god, Harry Potter slash - it's a den of rape, incest, statutory rape, emotional abuse, and a ton more rape. Did I mention the rape? There's rape. Lots. WTF?
Slash disturbs me. There's a website called Rule 34 (or is it 35? The one about "if it exists, there is porn of it) with tons of submissions from fans of all sorts. It's...unique. The Disney section in particular could ruin so many childhood memories.

[BnL]

There should be more Bible slash, dammit.

[BnL]

I think my favorite porn blooper is when one of the performers takes a cumshot to the eye, but they have to continue pretending that it's the sexiest thing ever, even though their eye is on fire. That just never gets old!

[K-DoG7p7]

As a feminist, I was unaware that we had super feminists.

I mean like that "Joss whedon is a rapist" chick..

[Alan Lynch]

I think my favorite porn blooper is when one of the performers takes a cumshot to the eye, but they have to continue pretending that it's the sexiest thing ever, even though their eye is on fire. That just never gets old!
The look on some people's face just before the pop shot hits is priceless. You can tell they're terrified about this very thing happening.
I mean like that "Joss whedon is a rapist" chick..
Is she the same woman who insists that pretty much every guy who's ever had sex with a girl while drunk is a rapist?

It says something about me that I've posted so often in this thread today. While in work.

[Infra-Man]

I mean like that "Joss whedon is a rapist" chick..

I saw a link to that on Fark a few weeks ago. That person is certifiably nuts and gives feminists a bad name.

[K-DoG7p7]

I saw a link to that on Fark a few weeks ago. That person is certifiably nuts and gives feminists a bad name.

Or as I like to call them.. Superfeminists..
just like "Islamist fundamentalists" are Supermuslims

[Charles RB]

Slash disturbs me.

Slash-the-concept doesn't disturb me. Slash fics with stories where Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are both members of a magical species that means Harry will automatically become sexually submissive and obedient to Draco while the latter uses this for degrading sex and pimping Harry out? THAT disturbs me.

And yes, that was a real fic.

Is she the same woman who insists that pretty much every guy who's ever had sex with a girl while drunk is a rapist?

When the guy was drunk?


There should be more Bible slash, dammit.

I'm confused by this post, as you seem to be suggesting there aren't loads of Bible slash fics.

Which there are. :frown:

[Shisho]

My boyfriend seems to enjoy it, but I'm mostly indifferent. I have a great time making fun of porn, but I have nothing against it besides lousy dialog and bad boob jobs. Maybe I'd feel differently if there was big budget porn. Get a decent scriptwriter, some explosions, maybe some special effects. Oh, and have it star Johnny Depp. I'd watch the hell out of that porn.

I never understood boob-fucking scenes where the girl moans as though she's having the most fun ever. How could you not crack up laughing?

And this is why Alan is awesome. :biggrin: Never got that either, hon.

There should be more Bible slash, dammit.

I'm getting struck down by lightning for finding this very funny, aren't I? :wink:

I mean like that "Joss whedon is a rapist" chick..

Have I been living under a rock? Who is this bizzaro woman?

Or as I like to call them.. Superfeminists..
just like "Islamist fundamentalists" are Supermuslims

I'm using the phrase "fundamentalist feminist" from now on, and you can't stop me. :biggrin:

[Alan Lynch]

When the guy was drunk?
I can't remember quite how it went, but I'm sure she thought that even if both parties were drunk and consenting, the girl was being raped by default. I'm sure someone started a thread about it ages ago.

But I'm not talking about the obviously wrong "she's so wasted, let's take advantage" scenario.
My boyfriend seems to enjoy it, but I'm mostly indifferent. I have a great time making fun of porn, but I have nothing against it besides lousy dialog and bad boob jobs. Maybe I'd feel differently if there was big budget porn. Get a decent scriptwriter, some explosions, maybe some special effects. Oh, and have it star Johnny Depp. I'd watch the hell out of that porn.
Michael Bay porn! Cumshots made of fire!
I'm using the phrase "fundamentalist feminist" from now on, and you can't stop me. :biggrin:
Fundyfems.

[Bo Bo]

Michael Bay porn! Cumshots made of fire!


Damn, that's one serious and painful sounding STD! :eek:

[The Ray]

Only thing that bothers me about slash are the pairing. I hate the Batman and Robin slash, but I hate the Batman and Joker slashes even more.

[Grazzt]

Only thing that bothers me about slash are the pairing. I hate the Batman and Robin slash, but I hate the Batman and Joker slashes even more.

You think Batman and Joker is bad? Try Penguin and Ventriloquist.

[Solaris]

I can't believe no one has said this yet....


"The Internet is for Porn."

:biggrin:


Thank you, thank you---and you can leave donations at the door. :wink:

[Alan Lynch]

I can't believe no one has said this yet....


"The Internet is for Porn."

:biggrin:


Thank you, thank you---and you can leave donations at the door. :wink:
I did mention the internet rule 34 about there being porn of everything. Not to steal your thunder or anything Sol :tongue:

[cedardryad]

I'm alright with porn. Not all types of porn, but those that I'm against are wrong and illegal. I don't watch as much as I used to.

I don't care for the story I just want to see the sex. I fast forward through the boring parts anyways.

Its been a while since I've seen porn. Plus, I prefer real looking people, not ones that have gone under the knife too many times.

[K-DoG7p7]

I did mention the internet rule 34 about there being porn of everything. Not to steal your thunder or anything Sol :tongue:

Actually Rule 34 is "If it exists, there is porn of it" :tongue:
Go to any Imageboard and you find that... its actually true!

http://www.no-clutter.com/gallery/albums/motivational/rule_34.jpg

http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/4338/rule34gx5.jpg

[heystacy]

It's been mentioned already, but some of the "sex banter" is really silly.

[Romero]

I worked as a cable guy for about a week. When I didn't immediately have any horny housewives wanting to "adjust my antenna," I quit.

About a week later, I got a job as a plumber. Same thing.

Porn, you're a liar.

[Tommy]

I worked as a cable guy for about a week. When I didn't immediately have any horny housewives wanting to "adjust my antenna," I quit.

About a week later, I got a job as a plumber. Same thing.

Porn, you're a liar.

Amazingly enough I have yet to have sex with anyone who has delivered me pizza.

[Eliseu Gouveia]

And I never find used condoms on elevators.

[Sabrinaset]

Amazingly enough I have yet to have sex with anyone who has delivered me pizza.

I'm still waiting for all those door-to-door bra and panty salesmen. I figure maybe they all starved to death because they had Paris, Britney, and Lindsey on their previous route.

[Linkara]

Amazingly enough I have yet to have sex with anyone who has delivered me pizza.

From stories I've read, it doesn't always happen, but there will be the occasional scantily-clad individual who'll try to save a few bucks on the order. One of the more unique stories was actually a guy who delivered to the house of a couple who were REALLY into S&M. The woman answered the door in full bondage gear with a leash going out of his sight. She just paid for the pizza, then the leash tugged her off while the door was closing.

[K-DoG7p7]

and now for some porn....





Well... its a pornstar..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxUq_zzvAaA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYs2YfNlRBg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06SHWu1ebc0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RioTz9BarWU

I havnet bother to watch that .. but i have heard about it.. and here is the gal of the hour her self explaining..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFTEoBR215E

[LewisH]

I was able to satisfy my girlfriend the first time I ever had sex. Amber Lynn is always going to have a fond place in my heart.

[Charles RB]

The woman answered the door in full bondage gear

Why did I never get a pizza delivery job...?

[Tad Sivana]

I guess I'm OK with porn in a private, personal use sense, but is anyone else taking note that during the past 8 years of a fundamentalist Republican administration, porn has become more mainstream, more public and bigger business than ever before? Despite the concern about 'free user-posted internet porn', the porn industry is thriving.
Just follow the money and you'll find many right-wing investors in porn, Phil Gramm being a timely example.
I guess that the Republican libertarian streak beats the Republican fundamentalism streak when there's cash on the table.

[Michael P]

I guess I'm OK with porn in a private, personal use sense, but is anyone else taking note that during the past 8 years of a fundamentalist Republican administration, porn has become more mainstream, more public and bigger business than ever before? Despite the concern about 'free user-posted internet porn', the porn industry is thriving.
Just follow the money and you'll find many right-wing investors in porn, Phil Gramm being a timely example.
I guess that the Republican libertarian streak beats the Republican fundamentalism streak when there's cash on the table.

Porn always flourishes in repressed times. Why do you think it was such a joke in the '90s?

[The Ray]

You think Batman and Joker is bad? Try Penguin and Ventriloquist.

Three way with the puppet?

[Lester C.]

1. Why is prostitution illegal and porn is legal?
2. I have no problem with filming sex and distributing it. I do have a problem with what the industry does to its entertainers.

[Infra-Man]

Three way with the puppet?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51N0FV1MC3L._SS500_.jpg

[Buzz Dixon]

1. Why is prostitution illegal and porn is legal?
2. I have no problem with filming sex and distributing it. I do have a problem with what the industry does to its entertainers.Because one is the exchange of goods or money for a sexual service, and the other is a protected "art form". Prosecutors have tried putting pornographers out of business with pandering laws (i.e., procuring sexual acts for another) but courts have consistently over turned that.

The theory is that the performers in a porn movie are not being hired because of their willingness to perform sexual activities in front of a camera, but because of their acting abilities. (I'll give everyone a moment to stop laughing.) The sexual activities performed are legally considered to be part of an artistic performance, not sex for money.

[Buzz Dixon]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51N0FV1MC3L._SS500_.jpg

This from the guy who went on to make LORD OF THE RINGS.:tongue:

[juggling man]

Porn is shite.

The end.

[shrike]

I see porn the same way I see a John Waters film... strippers too.

[Michael P]

Porn is shite.

The end.

Thank you for that profound and nuanced argument.

[stealthwise]

So no different than Hollywood then.

I was thinking that the wrestling industry makes a good comparative.

[Jack Zodiac]

Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do, sometimes - not often, but sometimes - I like the idea of a chick with a horse.

[section 8]

I was thinking that the wrestling industry makes a good comparative.

wrestling might be best compared to gay porn.
It is pretty homoerotic in nature.

[Jack Zodiac]

Gay porn is less gay than wrestling.

[Infra-Man]

Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do, sometimes - not often, but sometimes - I like the idea of a chick with a horse.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f6/Cider_house_rulezzz.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41A50WP2PWL._SS500_.jpg

[section 8]

Gay porn is less gay than wrestling.

and more honest.

[KPhoebe]

Like most cultural products, it can be horribly degrading and objectifying, or an awesome piece of interesting art.

Sadly, most of the money seems to be in the former, and so it's much more prevalent.

[Solaris]

I did mention the internet rule 34 about there being porn of everything. Not to steal your thunder or anything Sol :tongue:

You didn't, Alan---I was quoting a song title from Avenue Q. If you haven't heard/seen it yet, try googling for it---it's cute, especially the version someone came up with of the song put to WoW video clips. :biggrin:

[The Ray]

Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night…

This phrase shall live on for all times.

[Astonishing X-Fan]

Because one is the exchange of goods or money for a sexual service, and the other is a protected "art form". Prosecutors have tried putting pornographers out of business with pandering laws (i.e., procuring sexual acts for another) but courts have consistently over turned that.

The theory is that the performers in a porn movie are not being hired because of their willingness to perform sexual activities in front of a camera, but because of their acting abilities. (I'll give everyone a moment to stop laughing.) The sexual activities performed are legally considered to be part of an artistic performance, not sex for money.

I would imagine it's also because porn is more or less structured, at least when compared to prostitution. In a way I think it's kind of like how we can have some pretty brutal legal fighting on TV but punching a guy in a bar is illegal. If that makes any sense.

[Astonishing X-Fan]

Because one is the exchange of goods or money for a sexual service, and the other is a protected "art form". Prosecutors have tried putting pornographers out of business with pandering laws (i.e., procuring sexual acts for another) but courts have consistently over turned that.

The theory is that the performers in a porn movie are not being hired because of their willingness to perform sexual activities in front of a camera, but because of their acting abilities. (I'll give everyone a moment to stop laughing.) The sexual activities performed are legally considered to be part of an artistic performance, not sex for money.

I would imagine it's also because porn is more or less structured, at least when compared to prostitution. In a way I think it's kind of like how we can have some pretty brutal legal fighting on TV but punching a guy in a bar is illegal. If that makes any sense.

[Astonishing X-Fan]

Because one is the exchange of goods or money for a sexual service, and the other is a protected "art form". Prosecutors have tried putting pornographers out of business with pandering laws (i.e., procuring sexual acts for another) but courts have consistently over turned that.

The theory is that the performers in a porn movie are not being hired because of their willingness to perform sexual activities in front of a camera, but because of their acting abilities. (I'll give everyone a moment to stop laughing.) The sexual activities performed are legally considered to be part of an artistic performance, not sex for money.

I would imagine it's also because porn is more or less structured, at least when compared to prostitution. In a way I think it's kind of like how we can have some pretty brutal legal fighting on TV but punching a guy in a bar is illegal. If that makes any sense.

[KPhoebe]

This one time, I went "Huh, I bet there's an rule34.com!" and I typed it in to my URL window to see if I was right.

Don't do that.

[Alan Lynch]

Funniest porn I've ever seen involved some Spanish folks dressed up as Smurfs. Poor Papa Smurf couldn't even get it up right - yet Smurfette was still making all the right nosies.

[Alan Lynch]

This one time, I went "Huh, I bet there's an rule34.com!" and I typed it in to my URL window to see if I was right.

Don't do that.
I really, really hate that site.

[Deathstroke]

I'm for it.

[Shisho]

I worked as a cable guy for about a week. When I didn't immediately have any horny housewives wanting to "adjust my antenna," I quit.

About a week later, I got a job as a plumber. Same thing.

Porn, you're a liar.

So, librarians aren't all hot chicks with plaid skirts and white, button down shirts that look like they're about to bust a button? Because I'll tell you, it's really hard to shelve books in stiletto heels.

My boyfriend has been lying to me all this time! I got a french manicure and everything!! :wink:

Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do, sometimes - not often, but sometimes - I like the idea of a chick with a horse.

Of course it would be the porn thread that makes you come out of hiding. :biggrin:

[Alan Lynch]

So, librarians aren't all hot chicks with plaid skirts and white, button down shirts that look like they're about to bust a button? Because I'll tell you, it's really hard to shelve books in stiletto heels.

My boyfriend has been lying to me all this time! I got a french manicure and everything!! :wink:
I would like to shake that man's hand. Good work sir.

[Shisho]

I would like to shake that man's hand. Good work sir.

Well, I guess it serves me right for what I told him about welders. "It's true, honey. All welders wear tight jeans and no shirts, honest. You get used to the sparks after awhile. Look, it's right there in that movie!" :biggrin:

[Grazzt]

You didn't, Alan---I was quoting a song title from Avenue Q. If you haven't heard/seen it yet, try googling for it---it's cute, especially the version someone came up with of the song put to WoW video clips. :biggrin:

Of all the many, many "Internet is for Porn" AMVs, my favourite would have to be the Peter Pan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQNWyc1YfSM) one.

[Alan Lynch]

Well, I guess it serves me right for what I told him about welders. "It's true, honey. All welders wear tight jeans and no shirts, honest. You get used to the sparks after awhile. Look, it's right there in that movie!" :biggrin:
You're both perverts. God bless the two of you.