Help Dazzler making her comeback.

[DeniseXfrost]

As her publicist, I assigned you to help Dazzler making the biggest comeback.

Should she go nut, shave her head and go to rehab?
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Should She she flash her pikachu to the all the paps?
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Should she get a mug shot - Bai Ling style?

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/3078/bailingmugshotxj2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Or even go to jail?
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[DeniseXfrost]

Should she adopt multi raced children?

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/447/saintangelinafliesout1lm9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



Leak her sex tape with Longshot- One night in Mojo verse?
http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/1316/parisarttl9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[lockerogue]

Where's making songs about kissing girls and saying someone's gay but they don't like boys?

This is not complete.

[Scavenger]

Where's making songs about kissing girls and saying someone's gay but they don't like boys?

This is not complete.

That's a little last week for this crowd....come back when Katy Perry's 15 minutes are up.

[pryde15]

LOL.

Best. Thread. EVA.


I vote Britney melt down, because then we also get a slutty vag shot. WHICH JANICE DICKINSON TOTALLY STARTED.

How rude of all those youthful celebrities to not give Janice the recognition she deserves!

[Seikun21]

All of the above! All of the above! The children she adopts can be the X-Babies

[DeniseXfrost]

Where's making songs about kissing girls and saying someone's gay but they don't like boys?

This is not complete.
Dazzler's too hot n cold.

LOL.

Best. Thread. EVA.


I vote Britney melt down, because then we also get a slutty vag shot. WHICH JANICE DICKINSON TOTALLY STARTED.

How rude of all those youthful celebrities to not give Janice the recognition she deserves!
I swear that woman is beyond nasty!

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/3384/janicedickinsonpantyhosrs4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[pryde15]

Dazzler's too hot n cold.


I swear that woman is beyond nasty!

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/3384/janicedickinsonpantyhosrs4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

AND THAT IS WHY YOU MUST LOVE HER. If only for the sole fact that even if she is total trash, there is a certain fascination that keeps you looking for those crotch shots.

[DeniseXfrost]

AND THAT IS WHY YOU MUST LOVE HER. If only for the sole fact that even if she is total trash, there is a certain fascination that keeps you looking for those crotch shots.
Oh I love her! She was the best thing in ANTM sadly she's replaced by a dumb soccer mom who could only generates one line over and over again "The camera loves you."

[booga]

janice has to be a size queen

[DeniseXfrost]

janice has to be a size queen
I don't think a whole fist can't even phase her now after all women have higher pain tolerance :biggrin: ProfessorX style LOL.

[pryde15]

Oh I love her! She was the best thing in ANTM sadly she's replaced by a dumb soccer mom who could only generates one line over and over again "The camera loves you."

Twiggy was much better than Paulina. I think that's her name.

Best episode ever was when Janice tricked Gina into to telling her who was mean to her, and then Janice completely freaked out.

Janice is golden!

[booga]

I don't think a whole fist can't even phase her now after all women have higher pain tolerance :biggrin: ProfessorX style LOL.

i was thinking more like the forearm too

[DeniseXfrost]

Twiggy was much better than Paulina. I think that's her name.

Best episode ever was when Janice tricked Gina into to telling her who was mean to her, and then Janice completely freaked out.

Janice is golden!
Ehh Gina is just dumb LOL She's a disgrace to the Asian community, you know, like Surge :biggrin:

Janice's insults are always colorful.

[pryde15]

Ehh Gina is just dumb LOL She's a disgrace to the Asian community, you know, like Surge :biggrin:

Janice's insults are always colorful.

but Jade isn't!?!?!?!

And don't tell me that bitch isn't atleast part asian. It is impossible to believe otherwise!

[DeniseXfrost]

but Jade isn't!?!?!?!

And don't tell me that bitch isn't atleast part asian. It is impossible to believe otherwise!
Jade is just arrogant, too full of herself but not dumb.....I hate that cycle btw. I like cyle 8.

[jester1436]

Jade is just arrogant, too full of herself but not dumb.....I hate that cycle btw. I like cyle 8.

Jade made up words that she thought were real (her body is "proportionable"), so no, she wasn't the brightest crayon in the box.

That said, I loved that season. The only ones I've hated have been the last two, just meh. The most recent one was so effing hard to get into and then Saleisha the one before? Ewww.

[DeniseXfrost]

Jade made up words that she thought were real (her body is "proportionable"), so no, she wasn't the brightest crayon in the box.

That said, I loved that season. The only ones I've hated have been the last two, just meh. The most recent one was so effing hard to get into and then Saleisha the one before? Ewww.
What's with the Jade hate y'all? Did you watch Neyo's Go on girl? Jade's kinda hot that, Tyty totally f*cked up her hair before.

[Quinnhop]

Where's making songs about kissing girls and saying someone's gay but they don't like boys?

This is not complete.

Don't bring her into this mess. lol

I don't think a whole fist can't even phase her now after all women have higher pain tolerance :biggrin: ProfessorX style LOL.

Wasn't there a thread devoted to 'X-23 Fisting' as ESPN's next sport of the month?

How 'bout they just use Janice instead.

[Quinnhop]

Fooking double post.

[Hakael]

this is quite possibly the worst thread ever.

my brain hurts.

[tetragene]

I just want to know... how is is POSSIBLE anyone could hate her highness JANICE DICKINSON? I mean--come on. She made ANTM and Surreal Life enjoyable. Twiggy was a damn bore and that new chick is even lamer. Janice vs Omarossa over anything & everything = gold.

[timbox]

I love it when DeniseXfrost gets obliterated then comes to CBR to post.

Great fun!

[DeniseXfrost]

this is quite possibly the worst thread ever.

my brain hurts.
It's ok, we know what your brain's made of
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2870/peanutlarge761809qw0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Janice vs Omarossa over anything & everything = gold.
Omarossa takes this one LOL.
I love it when DeniseXfrost gets obliterated then comes to CBR to post.

Great fun!
I do not understand this gibberish.

[timbox]

I do not understand this gibberish.

Oh, I was just saying I appreciate you and your threads.

[DeniseXfrost]

Oh, I was just saying I appreciate you and your threads.
No need to say that because your eyes already gave it away, my dear.

[darknessatnoon]

Ehh Gina is just dumb LOL She's a disgrace to the Asian community, you know, like Surge :biggrin:

Janice's insults are always colorful.

Janice's reality show was awesome. She was kicked off because she was stealing the limelight from Tara.

[timbox]

She's a disgrace to the Asian community, you know, like Surge :biggrin:


I missed this racist comment. Shame on you.

[darknessatnoon]

I missed this racist comment. Shame on you.

How is it racist? Surge is definitely not a model minority.

[timbox]

Surge is definitely not a model minority.

Your incorrectness is not a reason to derail this thread. Dazzler is a friend to drunks.

[Agent_Torpor]

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