What should SAGE do when she returns?

[jarrod]

With rumblings that Psylocke may be returning to 616, I think it's fair to guess Sage won't be far behind. So when Tessa finally returns, where should she go and what should she do? Poll coming...

[AcesX1X]

she should update her software.

http://www.fs.fed.us/gpnf/volcanocams/msh/errorlog/images/404-error.png

[valechan]

Betsy's coming back? Where was this hinted at?

[jester1436]

She's supposed to be establishing her own burlesque troupe known as the Hellfire Club Dolls, with Polaris and Marvel Girl as back-up dancers with two left feet. Sage has much to teach them.

Except that wasn't included, so this fails.

[darknessatnoon]

jarrod,

no one needs your inflammatory spoilers. I hope this is made up. Anyone trusting you (and Beast) with information would have to be insane.

[ExodusCloak]

There are plenty of things for her to do, she's not defined by her relationship with Sco...oh wait wrong thread.

[worstblogever]

Update her hard drive, then do a full viral scan.

[Jake V]

Update her hard drive, then do a full viral scan.

Totally unnecessary. Just hit her reboot button.

[jarrod]

I agree darkness, Carey seems like just the man to take Sage to the next level.

[darknessatnoon]

I agree darkness, Carey seems like just the man to take Sage to the next level.

Sage needs to delete you from the internet.

[jester1436]

She needs to have the Roma spyware deleted, have the corrupt Diana Fox application removed and upgrade to Tessa 2.0.

[jarrod]

Sage needs to delete you from the internet.
Sage can't even handle a wiki properly, what hope does she have against me?

[Christopher O]

Storm's a very busy woman. She needs her PDA back.

[jarrod]

Also, Cronin, can you fix my title? :(

[AcesX1X]

That would not work.

Tessa is a submissive! That program is only good for cataloging data!

The Sage programming would make sure that operation failed. The Diana Fox application has an embedded virus. That's the one eating her hard drive atm.

[jarrod]

Storm's a very busy woman. She needs her PDA back.
So Astonishing? How would Sage fit into the group? Would Storm's anger over Sage's betrayal to the Hellfire Club cloud her judgement? Would Emma Frost's hard feelings show through, or would she embrace Sage as a fellow outcast among outcasts? How fast would Agent Brand dump Beast for Sage? And would Lockheed return to trade spy tips with Sage?

[Christopher O]

So Astonishing? How would Sage fit into the group? Would Storm's anger over Sage's betrayal to the Hellfire Club could her judgement? Would Emma Frost's hard feelings show through, or would she embrace Sage as a fellow outcast among outcasts? How fast would Agent Brand dump Beast for Sage? And would Lockheed return to trade spy tips with Sage?
None of these. Simone Bianchi would design a trannyliciously overdone messenger bag for Storm to carry Sage in. She'd only take her out to look at her schedule.

[jarrod]

None of these. Simone Bianchi would design a trannyliciously overdone messenger bag for Storm to carry Sage in. She'd only take her out to look at her schedule.
I like it. Can Storm also googlemap and listen to her Dazzler MP3s via Sage?

[Christopher O]

I like it. Can Storm also googlemap and listen to her Dazzler MP3s via Sage?
She can! Sage is the latest in cutting edge technology.

[$5 Milkshake]

Where is the self destruct option??

[Sgt. Preston]

Bring her back and give her to Carey. Though the option of having her mentor the Young X-Men and killing off Ink is a good one.

[AcesX1X]

Where is the self destruct option??

That only happens in movies. Just keep the Diana Fox application open and let it run. It will shut down on its own.

Just back up your Tessa files for reference.

[timbox]

I was attracted to this thread because the word Sage in the title was popping off my screen in real 3-D.

The thread, however, was a disappointment.

[jarrod]

I was attracted to this thread because the word Sage in the title was popping off my screen in real 3-D.

The thread, however, was a disappointment.
But it has Armor in it.

[Quinnhop]

Legacy.

Let Carey save her from all the recent damage Claremont has done.

[Novaya Havoc]

For me, it's:

running blindly into oncoming traffic.

[Wind-Breaker]

As tempting as her having cat fights with Emma would be, storyline wise Legacy would make the most sense. Her secret X-Man history could be further explored there, plus she could reveal another of Xavier to himself. But with X-Factor and Young X-Men she'd have a lot offer experience and ability wise.

[Trississ]

timbox is my hero.

[Gene M.]

She'd probably do well for herself if she opened one of those "I Sold it on Ebay" stores.

[jarrod]

bump 4 Sage week

[MartinRedmond]

Upstaging Emma would be cool. Who can pull off the most random skills out of no where.

[AcesX1X]

WARNING!: malware detected. Trojan thread resurrections in effect. SAGE system recovery program has been opened and is running with active firewalls. Press ENTER to continue.

http://www.codeproject.com/KB/vb/ShutdownComputer/Screen2.jpg

[jarrod]

The poll is still active. You should update your software.

[AcesX1X]

jarrod, the SAGE program does not recognize default settings.

[jarrod]

jarrod, the SAGE program does not recognize default settings.
Was SAGE programmed by Microsoft?

[AcesX1X]

Was SAGE programmed by Microsoft?

No, it was programmed by The Xavier Corporation.

...granted, it's also been responsible for faulty software in the past, such as Cerebro and Danger.

[jarrod]

...granted, it's also been responsible for faulty software in the past, such as Cerebro and Danger.
... I smell buddy book!

[just another user]

Can't be long until she's back in 616

Plus!

Only 2 weeks remain to vote in the poll!

[Novaya Havoc]

S.A.G.E. propaganda is a mortal sin. Appreciating S.A.G.E. is was caused Adam and Eve to be kicked out of Eden -- not some Apple.

You would do well to remember this, just another user.

[Eye in the Sky]

She could leave again.

[greenshoes713]

She could leave again.

And never come back.

[just another user]

Greenshoes, you're obsessed with Sage today! That's three seperate threads about her you've posted in now. What is her appeal for you?

[lockerogue]

She could join her new partner Terry Jasperson and become a crime fighting duo.

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j36/raches1030/reno911terry.jpg

[Alan2099]

What should she do? Porn.

hey, she's a living computer, so naturally that's all she's good for.

[greenshoes713]

Greenshoes, you're obsessed with Sage today! That's three seperate threads about her you've posted in now. What is her appeal for you?

I think your right I'm obsessed... with D@N!:eek:

[greenshoes713]

Greenshoes, you're obsessed with Sage today! That's three seperate threads about her you've posted in now. What is her appeal for you?

wait I only count two...

[Excelsior]

Storm's a very busy woman. She needs her PDA back.

This is X and I support this message. Why are the uncanny fans so greedy they have to have every mutant in the book. well certain mutants anyway.

[Bennet du Paris]

BIAS!

Sage can just pop up in space and TADA, her Diana Fox persona is one of the most primal forces in all the multiverse! Except, Rachel will take her down a notch by throwing her into the sun so that Jean can go all cosmic from her egg that's in the sun! TOTALLY!

[The Black Guardian]

First thing she should do is restore the mutants to their rightful place, because none of the others are getting them there.

[The Sword Is Drawn]

She should get her powers, power limits, purpose and personality actually defined. I don't care on what book - just somebody make a call on it, and do the establishment which the character has never had.

[just another user]

BIAS!

Sage can just pop up in space and TADA, her Diana Fox persona is one of the most primal forces in all the multiverse! Except, Rachel will take her down a notch by throwing her into the sun so that Jean can go all cosmic from her egg that's in the sun! TOTALLY!

This post confuses me, you may have to explain the egg bit.

[timbox]

I'd like Sage to replace Storm in Astonishing. I think her and Emma would play well off each other. Sage would also make an excellent role model for Armor. It would be My Two Mom’s, starring Emma, Sage, and Armor.

If the Diana Fox persona still exists when she returns, I would like to see Malice possess Diana Fox. That way, Malice would only occasionally manifest herself. It would be hilarious.

[lockerogue]

I'd like Sage to replace Storm in Astonishing. I think her and Emma would play well off each other. Sage would also make an excellent role model for Armor. It would be My Two Mom’s, starring Emma, Sage, and Armor.

If the Diana Fox persona still exists when she returns, I would like to see Malice possess Diana Fox. That way, Malice would only occasionally manifest herself. It would be hilarious.

Does not compute.

[MartinRedmond]

If the Diana Fox persona still exists when she returns, I would like to see Malice possess Diana Fox. That way, Malice would only occasionally manifest herself. It would be hilarious.

The possessing persona being possessed is genius~

[Push You Down]

Fade back into obscurity?

that's my vote.

[Swashbuckler]

There's only one true role for Sage to fill, the wife of Black Panther. Storm will be shunted into Kenya and Sage will become queen of WakkyLand (aka Wakanda).

[darknessatnoon]

There's only one true role for Sage to fill, the wife of Black Panther. Storm will be shunted into Kenya and Sage will become queen of WakkyLand (aka Wakanda).

It would be a good fit since T'Challa razed all the jungles and replaced them with computer jungles.

[just another user]

Fade back into obscurity?

that's my vote.

LOL, push you down, good one :smile:

[marvell2100]

She should change her name, file her taxes and then go vote.

[Novaya Havoc]

She should return wearing this outfit:

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/4226/174387-135011-sage_super.jpg

[x_goalkeeper]

She should do something to Bishop... anything... positive or negative