how should they die?

[Kage Kisaragi]

Okay we've Jean die of a heart attack. We've seen Kitty jet away in a bullet into to nowhere. We've seen chuck get shot in the head. Psylocke run through by a sword. Colossus by way of virus. Banshee by way of ram jetting?

So, how would you kill of each X-Man who hasn't died once or twice yet? Be as graphic as you like.

[psycwave]

Well I'd like to see rachel hit by a bus and then have her head ran over by a steamroller. After dumping her body in some forsaken pit, rabid wolves come and eat her remains, then the dogs having traces of Rachel within them are blown up. Then the bits that are left of the wolves are boiled in tar and poured onto Rockslide.

[Steven F.]

Okay we've Jean die of a heart attack. We've seen Kitty jet away in a bullet into to nowhere. We've seen chuck get shot in the head. Psylocke run through by a sword. Colossus by way of virus. Banshee by way of ram jetting?

So, how would you kill of each X-Man who hasn't died once or twice yet? Be as graphic as you like.

It was really stupid and dumb...and I hate to even bring it up...but Jean died from a planet scale stroke.

It was so dumb...sigh...

[justinkos91]

You know that heroic thing Blink did in the Phalanx Covenant? I could see that happening with Nightcrawler, only on a larger scale, and it would have to be a larger or more powerful opponent. I love kurt, but i could see him dying as a hero, he always does the right thing

[Seres]

Okay we've Jean die of a heart attack. We've seen Kitty jet away in a bullet into to nowhere. We've seen chuck get shot in the head. Psylocke run through by a sword. Colossus by way of virus. Banshee by way of ram jetting?


And yet Banshee is the only one of the lot to stay dead. How Celtic-ist.


(Kitty lives on)

[Waterlily]

He evil bunny from the Monty Python and the Holy Grail should take out Wolverine. He'd walk up to it talking &*%$ and it'd take him out.

[jrc_burgess]

I am a huge Magneto fan, and as such was not very happy with the whole Xorn thing (ruined probably the single best X-men run for decades).

And like most people here I was hugely disapointed by the stroke.

What I would have liked to see is a complete duking out between Phoenix and Magneto (the real one, not the drug addled genocidal nutcase).
Watch Jean really let loose and go nuts while fighting arguabley the most dangerous man on the planet.

It could have been visually spectacular with a good artist and real defining moments for both characters.

[jrc_burgess]

He evil bunny from the Monty Python and the Holy Grail should take out Wolverine. He'd walk up to it talking &*%$ and it'd take him out.

I want Wolverine to go the way of Doom and get his arse kicked by Squirrel Girl.

Hundreds of little rodents eating little scraps of flesh, it regenerating inside of them and swelling them up to massive sizes whereupon they smack him around even more.

Beware the giant army of giant Squirrels!

[Waterlily]

I am a huge Magneto fan, and as such was not very happy with the whole Xorn thing (ruined probably the single best X-men run for decades).

And like most people here I was hugely disapointed by the stroke.

What I would have liked to see is a complete duking out between Phoenix and Magneto (the real one, not the drug addled genocidal nutcase).
Watch Jean really let loose and go nuts while fighting arguabley the most dangerous man on the planet.

It could have been visually spectacular with a good artist and real defining moments for both characters.

What I'd really like to see is Jean use her telepathy as ruthlessly and efficiently as the crazy Eflen Lied Diclonius. You know, where all you have to do is move an artery in the brain a mm.

I want Wolverine to go the way of Doom and get his arse kicked by Squirrel Girl.

Hundreds of little rodents eating little scraps of flesh, it regenerating inside of them and swelling them up to massive sizes whereupon they smack him around even more.

Beware the giant army of giant Squirrels!

I like your idea better.

[timbox]

What I'd really like to see is Jean use her telepathy as ruthlessly and efficiently as the crazy Eflen Lied Diclonius. You know, where all you have to do is move an artery in the brain a mm.


Mmmmmm, elfen lied, so deliciously brutal.

[DeniseXfrost]

I want to see Wolclub has sex with a vagina dentata.

[lockerogue]

I want to see Wolclub has sex with a vagina dentata.

Ha ha a reference to Teeth.

[DeniseXfrost]

Ha ha a reference to Teeth.
I wanted to say Dawn but no one would know her. :biggrin:

[pryde15]

Hopefully in some mind boggling painful fashion.

[$5 Milkshake]

I want to see Sage be crushed under the weight of her own awfulness.

Which, I believe scientists worked out to be about 13x heavier than the force of gravity.

[boshobosho]

I want them all chopped into tiny tiny tiny pieces and then eaten by migrating birds so they are all shat out here and there and thus have no chance of coming back to life.
As was stated in NEXTWAVE: "X-men come back to life more than Jesus."
And that is sort of a horrendously annoying trait.

[rwsmith]

Cable
Decides to alter the future in a big way by never returning to the present with the Messiah baby, therefore neither his nor Bishop's future will come to pass. Rather than take the gamble, he just removes her from the picture entirely. Cable raises her in an alternate future with his wife (some woman he met there), and eventually dies of old age/natural causes. That would really throw everything for a loop IMO, as it would ensure that the future is now wide open for the X-men and anything could happen.

[DarthCyclopsRLZ]

Rachel decides to alter the past only she miscalculates and ends up in some AU prehistorical age. She then of course gets eaten by a mutant dinosaur.

[ProfeZZor X]

Since most corrosive acids are water based, I wonder if it would affect Iceman at all... :frown:

[The Thunderbird]

Cyclops- After Jean returns, Emma believes Cyclops will do to her what she did to Maddie, so Emma dumps him for Dr. Doom. When Jean finds out about that he no longer follows the dream, she refuses to go back to him. Since Cyclops doesn't have a girl by his side, he starts to grow cold and stoic. Ultimately, Cyclops grows so stoic is that he will not even move anymore and eventually he starves to death.

Blob- After losing his powers, Blob decides to have his extra skin removed. However, M-Day is undone and Blob regains his powers. What happens? His fat expands to its original size and his skin cannot hold it in, so he explodes.

Xorn- The Collective emerges from the sun unharmed because it is now an energy being. As it returns to Earth however, Reed Richards captures all his energy and uses it to power his new cell phone in the Negative Zone.

[Brett P]

Well I'd like to see rachel hit by a bus and then have her head ran over by a steamroller. After dumping her body in some forsaken pit, rabid wolves come and eat her remains, then the dogs having traces of Rachel within them are blown up. Then the bits that are left of the wolves are boiled in tar and poured onto Rockslide.

LOL...except pouring tar on my Santo! Although he'd only reform out of it...

I want them all chopped into tiny tiny tiny pieces and then eaten by migrating birds so they are all shat out here and there and thus have no chance of coming back to life.

LOL!

As was stated in NEXTWAVE: "X-men come back to life more than Jesus."
And that is sort of a horrendously annoying trait.

They'd always find a way to bring them back...they'd just find a trace of dna in the fossilised bird s**t and the Phoenix would reform them or something lol. Basically they just need to stop killing people!
Rachel decides to alter the past only she miscalculates and ends up in some AU prehistorical age. She then of course gets eaten by a mutant dinosaur.

So she eats herself? :biggrin:

[Canemacar]

Gambit: From every STD known to man and a few new ones named after him.

[drwho]

I would have cyclops optic ray go so overpowered that his body cant handle it and it fries his brains and the remains drip from his ears and nostrils.

[Novaya Havoc]

I'd have Amelia Voght throw Anole into a woodchipper.

[fitditz]

I think it'd be cool if Match died by asphyxiation. It would just be amazing if Wolf Cub got shot in the head then got decapitated, then his head rolled into a meat grinder :biggrin:

[Brett P]

I'd have Amelia Voght throw Anole into a woodchipper.

And then Voght turns on the tv to see Dazzler being brutally beaten by a rabid anti mutant crowd during a stage performance, bottling her, then slicing off her tongue with the shards and finally stuffing her tongue down her throat...:tongue:

[Novaya Havoc]

And then Elixir heals Dazzler's tongue even better than before, making her a better singer than ever.

Meanwhile, Anole's remains are now mixed in with the mulch around the impatients at the local "No Child Left Behind" Elementary School.

[Brett P]

And then Elixir heals Dazzler's tongue even better than before, making her a better singer than ever.

No no, she's already choked to death on her tongue by then! :evilsmile:

Meanwhile, Anole's remains are now mixed in with the mulch around the impatients at the local "No Child Left Behind" Elementary School.

I have to admit this image amuses me...:tongue:

[Seikun21]

And then Elixir heals Dazzler's tongue even better than before, making her a better singer than ever.

Meanwhile, Anole's remains are now mixed in with the mulch around the impatients at the local "No Child Left Behind" Elementary School.

Unfortunately Elixir, being the strange boy he is, also manipulated her larynx so that everytime she speaks she reaches such a high frequency dogs bark and attack her. One of these attacks ruined her face forcing her to get plastic surgery. However the doctor messed up and now she looks like Michael Jackson.

[wolvie616]

emma loses her mind after being exposed as mind controlling cyke and lashes out at the x men, she melts everyones brain but wolverine is still healing and holds her down while shadowcs\at gets sweet revenge by phasing trough her and putting her hand around her heart and squishing it, and thanks to a plot device explosion of psionic energy, every onnes brain goes back to normal:biggrin:

[jrc_burgess]

emma loses her mind after being exposed as mind controlling cyke and lashes out at the x men, she melts everyones brain but wolverine is still healing and holds her down while shadowcs\at gets sweet revenge by phasing trough her and putting her hand around her heart and squishing it, and thanks to a plot device explosion of psionic energy, every onnes brain goes back to normal:biggrin:

Oh it so needs to happen.


Except that Emma survives and gets back with the hellfire as concequence and beomes an interesting and compelling character again, not just the resident slutty eye-candy.

[wolvie616]

Oh it so needs to happen.


Except that Emma survives and gets back with the hellfire as concequence and beomes an interesting and compelling character again, not just the resident slutty eye-candy.

i WAS going to put that as an alternate ending, but my hatred for emma surpasses my hatred of clowns:biggrin:

btw a have a diagnosed phobia of clowns

[DarthCyclopsRLZ]

So she eats herself? :biggrin:
My bad. I should've said a COOL dinosaur so that she'd be automatically disqualified.

[DeniseXfrost]

i WAS going to put that as an alternate ending, but my hatred for emma surpasses my hatred of clowns:biggrin:

btw a have a diagnosed phobia of clowns
But you said you loved Emma to death in the other thread :rolleyes: Multiple personality? Or you're doing it for your brother again?

[wolvie616]

But you said you loved Emma to death in the other thread :rolleyes: Multiple personality? Or you're doing it for your brother again?

no, it was my brother who loves emme to death, and it is his fault of continually talking about her that i hate her so

[protogarrett]

I want to see Maggot's death on panel.

Also, seeing Lorna get donkey punched to death by the Hulk or someone equally brutal would make me laugh.