Joke I Heard A While Back: Please Don't Hate Me If You've Heard It Before

[herogirl]

A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. The only people in the room are the barkeeper and one other customer. The man goes and sits next to the other man and orders a drink. Suddenly, the other man orders a shot of Jack Daniels, chugs it, and jumps out the window. The man looks horrified until he comes back in the window.

"How did you do that?" he asks.

"I dunno," the other man replies. "This really weird wind picked up and carried me back inside."

So the first man turns to the barkeeper. "Give me a Jack Daniels," he says. He drinks the shot and jumps out the window. He falls a hundred stories and splatters on the sidewalk.

The barkeeper turns to the other man and says, "You know, you can be a real ass sometimes, Superman."

[Kage Kisaragi]

haha! (think Nelson from the simpsons) he died.

[Your Imaginary Pal]

I've never heard it before
but I still hate you.

[Captain Smith]

Heard it with "Kent" or "Clark" in the punch line. Still very funny.

[Kid Kyoto]

Heard it but with the punchline "you're a real mean drunk superman"

I still smiled.

[MaxofSteel]

MOAR SUPERMAN JOKES! MOARRRR!!!! :mad:

[Supermancho]

Already heard it before and never found it funny. But I don't hate you :smile:

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[herogirl]

Here's another one. Again, if you've heard it, don't hate me.

Superman was terribly bored with fighting crime, so one Friday night he decided to go out on the town to have some fun for a change.

He dropped by Batman's house. "Hey Batman," he said. "Wanna' go out tonight?"

"No, I can't," replied Batman. "The Batmobile is broken and I gotta' stay home and fix it, or else I won't be able to fight crime."

"You loser," said Superman, and he flew away in disgust.

He then decided to stop by Spiderman's house. "Hey, Spidey, how about hitting the town tonight, you and me," he said.

"I'd love to, but I can't," replied Spiderman. "My web-slinger is jammed and I gotta fix it in order to fight crime."

Superman, all disgusted, quipped: "You loser. Go ahead--stay home on a Friday night and fix your damned web-slinger."

He again flew away.

While flying around the city looking for something to do, his super vision spotted Wonder Woman lying on her back, stark naked and spread-eagle!

Superman thought, "Hey, I'm Superman, so I can fly down there at the speed of light, have a quickie and she'll never know the difference!"

Wonder Woman said, "What the hell was that?"

The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but it hurt like hell!"

[mofo]

Here's another one. Again, if you've heard it, don't hate me.

Superman was terribly bored with fighting crime, so one Friday night he decided to go out on the town to have some fun for a change.

He dropped by Batman's house. "Hey Batman," he said. "Wanna' go out tonight?"

"No, I can't," replied Batman. "The Batmobile is broken and I gotta' stay home and fix it, or else I won't be able to fight crime."

"You loser," said Superman, and he flew away in disgust.

He then decided to stop by Spiderman's house. "Hey, Spidey, how about hitting the town tonight, you and me," he said.

"I'd love to, but I can't," replied Spiderman. "My web-slinger is jammed and I gotta fix it in order to fight crime."

Superman, all disgusted, quipped: "You loser. Go ahead--stay home on a Friday night and fix your damned web-slinger."

He again flew away.

While flying around the city looking for something to do, his super vision spotted Wonder Woman lying on her back, stark naked and spread-eagle!

Superman thought, "Hey, I'm Superman, so I can fly down there at the speed of light, have a quickie and she'll never know the difference!"

Wonder Woman said, "What the hell was that?"

The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but it hurt like hell!"

ba dum DISSSHHH


(that was a drum roll)

[Ein05]

so not funny that its funny

[Supermancho]

It's getting worse. But I'm helpless because I can't avoid a little smile.:smile:

[herogirl]

I think it's kinda hard to find a FUNNY Superman joke. I'm happy with mildly amusing, but if anyone has a funny one, post it.

[HaroldAllnut]

I enjoyed both of them. :biggrin:

[herogirl]

I enjoyed both of them. :biggrin:

Thanx :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: