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hellboyone
07-03-2008, 07:18 PM
These movies just keep getting worse and worse. But check out the new poster...

http://cinemablend.com/new/Final-Disaster-Movie-Poster-9393.html

Still not gonna see it. (Not gonna pay to see it, anyway..)
Angilas-Man
07-03-2008, 07:48 PM
These guys get to keep making movies and Terry Pratchett gets alzheimers.

This universe is badly miss-managed.
Jake Capps
07-03-2008, 08:03 PM
This...movie...will...be...a..."disaster". I'm funny.
E. Spears
07-03-2008, 08:06 PM
Guhhhhhhh.

Furthermore: http://youtube.com/watch?v=mVHWJ9jPYw8 Courtesy of Maddox.
MaskedMan
07-03-2008, 08:15 PM
movies playing off the stupidity of american youths
Jake Capps
07-03-2008, 08:21 PM
movies playing off the stupidity of american youths

Not sure about that.
MaskedMan
07-03-2008, 09:58 PM
Not sure about that.

can you elaborate on that... because i believe only absent minded teenagers could find this even remotely funny.
Ambassador Curt
07-03-2008, 11:42 PM
What are you guys talking about? These movies are Hi-Lair-Re-Us!! I mean, they take popular movies and they remake them using fart/midget/gay/sex jokes instead of the original dialog. Sure, they recycle the same jokes every time, but by God, they are still great. I Mean, a midget Indiana Jones. That is Comedy Gold! How could he be Indiana Jones? He's too short. I just peed in my pants a little and I just saw the poster. I wonder how much I'll urinate when I see the movie.

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Nick W
07-04-2008, 12:50 AM
Hey, don't hate. If everyone here could take a dump (artistically speaking) and have it make a few million bucks, I'm sure we would. Sure, we'd lose a lil bit more of our souls each time, but we'd be rich. RICH I TELL YOU! :eek:

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Ambassador Curt
07-04-2008, 01:03 AM
Hey, don't hate. If everyone here could take a dump (artistically speaking) and have it make a few million bucks, I'm sure we would. Sure, we'd lose a lil bit more of our souls each time, but we'd be rich. RICH I TELL YOU! :eek:

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Million Dollar Dump > Soul Loss
MaskedMan
07-04-2008, 01:38 AM
Million Dollar Dump > Soul Loss

capitalism at its best...who cares about artistic integrity when you can make a million dollars!!
H.G. Manifold
07-04-2008, 10:29 AM
I think the only one i've seen was Scary Movie. The rest are just so shallow/rude/racist/homophobic and not even funny at the "so bad it was funny" level.

When i hear about new "Movies" like this and some of the remakes their making i wish there was a giant reset button for Hollywood.
Pangaea
07-04-2008, 11:37 AM
Million Dollar Dump > Soul Loss

I don't beleive in souls persay, but I do beleive in a million dollars.