Wolverine's funniest moments

[mcgaffer]

I posted a thread a while back about Wolverine's best fights but that got me wondering. Wolvie's had his comedy moments too. So which are your favourites?

[Jackob]

in return of the native when he was riding with sabertooth not talking then running him over with the SUV when he got out.

i thought that was good

[DeadXMan]

F%$King Unicorns!!!

Nuff said

[Jackob]

F%$King Unicorns!!!

Nuff said
that wins.............

[Omega Alpha]

Anything involving Astonishing X-men and beer.

But yeah, f*%*ing unicorns wins.

[Peeps]

i cant remember the exact issue but: (for some reason im thinking fall of the mutants)

the blob is sitting on him and people are freaking out and the blob is like, relax, i can feel him squirming.

next thing you know youre reading, SNIKT and the blow is flying in the air with wolverine just smiling in a crater

[HeckBoy]

F%$King Unicorns!!!

Nuff saidIndeed. Nuff said. :biggrin:

[Kirayoshi]

"I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do is guzzle beer--er--WREAK HAVOC!" --Mean, aka the Fiend With No Name, from Kitty's Fairy Tale.

[Valen]

Making paper dolls in Astonishing is my best Wolverine comedy moment.

[mikeb]

i cant remember the exact issue but: (for some reason im thinking fall of the mutants)

the blob is sitting on him and people are freaking out and the blob is like, relax, i can feel him squirming.

next thing you know youre reading, SNIKT and the blow is flying in the air with wolverine just smiling in a crater

It is from "Fall of the Mutants". It is from Uncanny X-Men #225.:wink:

[booga]

so noone detected the irony in the title huh

[frog]

so noone detected the irony in the title huh

No. What irony?

[Sentinel K]

No. What irony?

I'm not seeing it either

It's not Alanis 'irony' is it?

[frog]

I'm not seeing it either

It's not Alanis 'irony' is it?

That's funny, because it's the first thing I thought.

It isn't ironic, however.

[booga]

its like rain on a wedding day?

[frog]

its like rain on a wedding day?

Which is inconvenient, not ironic.

[Joe Acro]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/7500/screenshot2ao9.png

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/4314/minixw6.jpg

[frog]

Those are just too cute!

[Rachel Grey]

Hahaha! I love it. "Rogue's got cooties!" XD

[nikbackm]

:smile:

Anyone has that one with Wolverine, Sabretooth and the Hulk?

[Peeps]

It is from "Fall of the Mutants". It is from Uncanny X-Men #225.:wink:


i knew it...here i thought i was going to have to go through a few boxes to find that issue

[Slyfer]

F%$King Unicorns!!!

Nuff said



:biggrin: AAAHMAMAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[rwe1138]

Logan getting run over by a steamroller driven Punisher was pretty fun, IMHO.

[Jeff-X]

Logan getting run over by a steamroller driven Punisher was pretty fun, IMHO.

Everything about that story was funny. Wolverine got tied down by a bunch of midgets, had his face shot off, got his balls shot off, it was great.

[Congo Jack]

Uncanny X-Men #139 written by Claremont/Byrne:
[Wolverine calls Xavier 'Charley']
XAVIER: Wolverine, call me 'Professor', 'Professor X', 'Professor Xavier', or even, if you must, 'Charles', but not 'Charley'. Is that understood?
WOLVERINE: Sure, Chuck.

Marvel Adventures Avengers #1 written by Jeff Parker:
BRUCE BANNER: You might want to ease off. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
WOLVERINE: Banner, I don't like you that much now.

Scene from X-Men the movie written by Joss Whedon:
[Cyclops is suspicious that Wolverine may be Mystique]
WOLVERINE: Hey! It's me.
CYCLOPS: Prove it!
WOLVERINE: You're a dick.
CYCLOPS: Okay.

And pick just about any random quote from Astonishing X-Men...

[Phil Hunn]

Logan getting run over by a steamroller driven Punisher was pretty fun, IMHO.

The next time he appeared, the joke had pretty much played itself out, though.

Ennis' "I don't like superheroes" thing gets really old, really fast.

[Congo Jack]

Wolverine #11 written by Peter David
The scene that starts with "And stay out of this bar!" and ends with "Consider our partnership dissolved" is Wolverine at his devilish best.

Uncanny X-Men #355 written by Steve Seagle
WOLVERINE: Name's Wolverine. And I'm the best there is at what I do...T'day I'm riding a hog, with a monster named Sauron strapped to the back of it, into the city. Guess that means if there was a contest of lots of guys doin' the same...I'd win.

[roleplay]

I liked the part when Logan kept on switching Mr. Fixit's cloths with purple pants. That was hilarious.

http://wolverine.x-knights.com/wolverine008.html

Also this defeat at the hands of Spider man was great too :
http://s11.zetaboards.com/Roleplay_Adventures/topic/7013958/1/

[Sentinel K]

It was pretty funny when Spidey webbed up Wolverine with his fists webbed to his head.

He had to stab himself in the head to free himself.

Kirkman's Marvel team up #1 or #2.

[Kage Kisaragi]

Also this defeat at the hands of Spider man was great too :
http://s11.zetaboards.com/Roleplay_Adventures/topic/7013958/1/

There sure are a lot of questionable moments between Jubes and Wolvie.. its not exactly funny, but its dang awful scary.

[nikbackm]

Some more Mini Marvels with Wolverine.

http://bp2.blogger.com/_s8z-oBMii6E/RjpylS4ZYpI/AAAAAAAAAAk/QyieBbNaHc0/s1600/MiniMA041.jpg


http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i46/richbob/minis.jpg

[The Thunderbird]

Wolverine as the fiend-with-no-name in Kitty Pryde's fairy tale for sure. Everything about that guy was funny, from eating a beer can to fighting with the gigantic Lockheed.

[roleplay]

Don't forget his fight with Deadpool :

http://role-player.net/topic/7021822/1/

[ifitkillsyou]

i like the scene in New X (i think it was part of Assault on weapon +) where Wolverine and Sabertooth were in the mens room... Sabertoof was all, "what you got that i dont got?" and Wolvie just leans back while at the urinal.

See also, my icon.