Battle of the Batmen

[mr. december]

http://www.cracked.com/video_16451_coming-soon-batman-vs-batman-vs-batman.html

[metalhead_dave743]

So... did Bale win that fight?

[mr. december]

I guess we'll see when it comes out. Which it won't, because it's not an actual movie.

My money's on Bale, though.

[Wind-Breaker]

Great editting, that was awsome. Although it would been hilarous if they added Adam West (that would make for a great akward silence moment).

[mr. december]

Ha, it'd be hilarious if Adam West came in and wrecked everyone.

[Sean Whitmore]

Am I nuts for thinking this would seriously make a fun Elseworlds special?

Team Batman:

George Clooney - The mentor. A Golden Age vigilante with a more calm, laid-back attitude than the others. He provides the headquarters and equipment for the team.

Val Kilmer - The rookie. A young hotshot, eager to prove himself to the team. Clashes against Clooney's "old-fashioned" parental sensibilities.

Christian Bale - The leader. A level-headed crimefighter who posseses the caution and experience of Clooney, as well as the passion and fire of Kilmer.

Michael Keaton - The loose cannon. He's been fighting crime longer than the others (save Clooney) and has become hardened and a bit deranged by what he's seen. Takes pleasure in eliminating crime with extreme prejudice.


SEAN

[metalhead_dave743]

Am I nuts for thinking this would seriously make a fun Elseworlds special?

Team Batman:

George Clooney - The mentor. A Golden Age vigilante with a more calm, laid-back attitude than the others. He provides the headquarters and equipment for the team.

Val Kilmer - The rookie. A young hotshot, eager to prove himself to the team. Clashes against Clooney's "old-fashioned" parental sensibilities.

Christian Bale - The leader. A level-headed crimefighter who posseses the caution and experience of Clooney, as well as the passion and fire of Kilmer.

Michael Keaton - The loose cannon. He's been fighting crime longer than the others (save Clooney) and has become hardened and a bit deranged by what he's seen. Takes pleasure in eliminating crime with extreme prejudice.


SEAN


I'm actually for this idea... as long as we keep the nipples out:wink:

[mr. december]

Their main antagonist could be the evil Dr Shoomocker.

[Sean Whitmore]

I'm actually for this idea... as long as we keep the nipples out:wink:

Aw, I figured that was how Clooney and Kilmer would finally bond in the third act.

Clooney: "You're right, son, they do make me feel more virile."

Kilmer: "Right?"


SEAN

[mr. december]

Hahahahaha

[DWEarhart]

It makes me happy that Keaton's Batman was considered the psychotic one.

Because he is. And I love it.

Keaton rules (in general, not just as Batman).

[cosmoboy]

Am I nuts for thinking this would seriously make a fun Elseworlds special?

Team Batman:

George Clooney - The mentor. A Golden Age vigilante with a more calm, laid-back attitude than the others. He provides the headquarters and equipment for the team.

Val Kilmer - The rookie. A young hotshot, eager to prove himself to the team. Clashes against Clooney's "old-fashioned" parental sensibilities.

Christian Bale - The leader. A level-headed crimefighter who posseses the caution and experience of Clooney, as well as the passion and fire of Kilmer.

Michael Keaton - The loose cannon. He's been fighting crime longer than the others (save Clooney) and has become hardened and a bit deranged by what he's seen. Takes pleasure in eliminating crime with extreme prejudice.


SEAN

Nope not crazy at all.

[DWEarhart]

Keaton has usually portrayed the "loose cannon."

Not a crazy idea at all.

[Sean Whitmore]

But will it play in Peoria?


SEAN

[Alan2099]

Am I nuts for thinking this would seriously make a fun Elseworlds special?

Team Batman:

George Clooney - The mentor. A Golden Age vigilante with a more calm, laid-back attitude than the others. He provides the headquarters and equipment for the team.

Val Kilmer - The rookie. A young hotshot, eager to prove himself to the team. Clashes against Clooney's "old-fashioned" parental sensibilities.

Christian Bale - The leader. A level-headed crimefighter who posseses the caution and experience of Clooney, as well as the passion and fire of Kilmer.

Michael Keaton - The loose cannon. He's been fighting crime longer than the others (save Clooney) and has become hardened and a bit deranged by what he's seen. Takes pleasure in eliminating crime with extreme prejudice.


SEAN

Intresting idea, but I can't see Bale as the leader. From what we've seen of him so far, he realy lacks the drive and experience the others have. If anything, he'd fill the role of the up and coming star. The one that's trying hard to make it and find his place in the team.

Also, you forgot West.

West would be the Mentor to the team. He's actually the most well adjusted one of the group, not nearly as intense, and he can do almost anything he sets his mind too. The only problem is the newer guys think they've outgrown him and don't feel he takes things as seriously as he should.

[Xybernauts]

But it's "Battle of the Batmen" not "Team Batman".

I think an Elseworld comic about such a battle would be a lot better. I say this because, honestly, I don't see any of the Batmen submitting to one of the other Batmen. The leader would have to have some significant leverage to pull that off. I think sticking with the trailer would work out a lot more.

But if you really did do Team Batman, what if all the Batmen were brothers. So Bruce isn't an only child, but instead he had brothers and together they all follow the story of Batman, except as a team. Basically they seek vengeance for their mother and fathers death together. The eldest brother would be the leader. All of them brilliant in their own way, except at some point they have a falling out (like how Batman and the first Robin had a falling out).

[Congo Jack]

Fun video, but where the hell was Adam West? He should have came in, blown those non-spandex wearing bitches to hell and been like, "Some days, you can get rid of a bomb" and then started dancing with the Joker's henchmen.

And I'm pretty sure Michael Keaten turned into a horse when Bale punched him for the first time.