What's your excuse?

[juggling man]

I have tourette's.

What's your excuse?

[Erik Burnham]

I'm from Minnesota.

Just look what we've produced.

[Erik Burnham]

And there's a double, because I have a computer that doesn't work properly.

[Erik Burnham]

Make that a triple. Sheesh.

[Cam63]

Australian...

[Erik Burnham]

Four. FOUR!

Man, I tellya. Maybe it's the ol' ISP.

Or Prince. I never did trust that guy. He's shifty.

[WhiteRose]

I'm from Minnesota.

Just look what we've produced.

Jesus, he's stuck in a loop. Someone smack him upside the head.

All the wildlife is trying to kill me. What's yours?

[Erik Burnham]

Stupid browser! It kept giving me errors! (It STILL isn't showing me any replies to this thread!)

[Cam63]

Jesus, he's stuck in a loop. Someone smack him upside the head.

Done already... and I got his cap !

All the wildlife is trying to kill me. What's yours?

Well, they're just doin' that " pre-emptive strike " shit.

[The Ray]

I am probably clinically insane.

[the4thpip]

My grandma was an evil woman, and it skipped a generation.

[Buzz Dixon]

Dog ate my homework.

[escapegoat]

I'm part Polish and part Irish...which gives me dumb luck...

[Infra-Man]

I was in the pool! I was in the pool!

[beetlebum]

I'm all dark and twisty, scary and damaged on the inside.

And that's all you need to know.

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff107/StephanieInsiensingmay/Littlemissdarkandtwistyone.png

[Agent Helix]

I don't need an excuse.

[KevinTBrown]

I'm from Chicago.

[Agent Helix]

That's not an excuse, it's a condition.

[JohnPopa]

Catholic grade school.

[Gilda Dent]

I grew up in Minnesota. It's just how people talk there.

[Erik Burnham]

I grew up in Minnesota. It's just how people talk there.

YOU SEE?!


***

[Dark Galaxy]

Catholic grade school.

Hey, that's my excuse!

[Dreadstar]

I'm too old to change and too apathetic to give a shit.

[saintsaucey]

My mom was an alcoholic when she was pregnant

[Jared_Humpherys]

I never asked to be born in the first place.

[LewisH]

I was diagnosed with it when I was 7 back before it was so well known that it had a 3 letter abbreviation. It's relatively mild at least.

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

Signed, Epstein's Mother...

[shrike]

I work with people who have MR/DD, so I must be patient, kind, and thoughtful for 40 hours a week...

I figure that entitles me to be a rotten bitch the rest of my time.

[Flamebird]

I have tourette's.

What's your excuse?

Jugglers creep the shit out of me. Mimes too, come to think of it.

Signed, Epstein's Mother...

We have a Winnah!!!

[RachelEvil]

"I'm not paid enough to care."

[Bob Violence]

I was home, reading a book. Those "eyewitnesses" are liars.
No, I don't know what book I was reading.

[Tommy]

My mom was a total bitch.

In fact... she still is.

[Sabrinaset]

I'm blonde!

[sk716]

Because I can.

[CutterMike]

I'm a government employee and the Union says it's NOT MY JOB!

[saintsaucey]

I'm a heartless bastard who would rather hurt people than be hurt by them

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Ignorance of the law.

[Pink Bat Maxine]

I grew up in Minnesota. It's just how people talk there.

Somehow, Gilda, that explains so much.

[a. non]

What's my excuse? How much time can you spare?

[Ben Morgan]

I blame Jack.

[Alan Lynch]

I've been drinking. For quite some time.

[cedardryad]

Australian...

Portuguese.:biggrin:

[the4thpip]

Portuguese.:biggrin:

We will totally beat you tonight. :cool:

[heystacy]

I'm from Minnesota.

Just look what we've produced.

Prince. :cool:

[Chiroptera]

My excuse? WEEEEEEEEEEE! I got a million of 'em!

The first is the universally accepted excuse, because everyone everywhere seems to love us...

#1. I'm Texan! (Seriously, every vacation I've ever gone on, all I gotta do is say I'm Texan and suddenly everyone loves me. It's double if I'm actually wearing my boots and blue jeans, then everyone loves me and wants a picture with me.)

#2. My father has cancer.

#3. Because it made someone else laugh.

#4. Because it made me laugh.

#5. Because there was no one around to stop me.

#6. The devil.

#7. I'm pagan.

#8. It runs in my blood.

#9. Hannibal Lectur is my idol.

#10. The voices.

[cedardryad]

#7. I'm pagan.
Ditto

#9. Hannibal Lectur is my idol.
I named my parrot Hannibal Lecter.

[KJ_81]

It's my first day.


(Simpsons reference)

[Reptisaurus!]

They were already dead... well, dead-ish, when I got here.

[section 8]

Dyslexia, Bipolar disorder, a troubled childhood, growing up in a rough neighbor hood, and i'm an asshole.