Hmm...Iv just found....

[mcgaffer]

A pork butty with stuffing sandwich at the back of my fridge. Beat that if you can?

[Jack Zodiac]

Three year old mango chutney.

[Infra-Man]

I have an old bag of parsley, half of which has turned into a formless, dark green sludge.

[Flamebird]

Remind me to decline any dinner invitations from you guys. :eek:

[Cam63]

Just remember, what doesn't kill you... Nah, that shit'll probably kill yer.

[Ben Morgan]

I'm sure Cam's found some crazy beer in his fridge

[Kevin Vetter]

A leg of lamb that I've been eating for the last 3 days.

[Cam63]

Hmm... At least it's not as risky as chook, fish or clams.

[Cam63]

I'm sure Cam's found some crazy beer in his fridge

How dare you say that, Sir !

[Ben Morgan]

How dare you say that, Sir !

It certainly wasn't me who put that Foster's in your fridge, it was......Bert! Yeah, it was Bert

[Cam63]

Bert was the last guy I'd expect.

*Unclips knife*

...Ah, well.

[Alan Lynch]

We shared some champagne at the weekend which had been in the cupboard for at least 3 years. I can't remember what it tasted like, because I was already legless.

[Stressfactor]

We shared some champagne at the weekend which had been in the cupboard for at least 3 years. I can't remember what it tasted like, because I was already legless.

I've got three bottles of Barcardi Silver Mojito in the back of my fridge for about a year and a half because they are too god-awful to drink but I can't bring myself to throw them away.

REAL Mojito's = yummy
Barcardi Silver imitation/fakie Mojitos = Blegh!