Wha just happened?

[mcgaffer]

Ok, one minute im in the night club talking to this girl when suddenly im in this taxi with my mate wondering what ill post on cbr. What the hell just happened?

[Michael P]

Ok, one minute im in the night club talking to this girl when suddenly im in this taxi with my mate wondering what ill post on cbr. What the hell just happened?

Check for stitches. You may not have both kidneys.

[heystacy]

I was in the grocery store. passed the ham section and laughed like crazy. Damn YABS'ers. LOL

[hellokittykat]

I was in the grocery store. passed the ham section and laughed like crazy. Damn YABS'ers. LOL

Hahahahaha! :biggrin:

[heystacy]

Hahahahaha! :biggrin:

I am ashamed. :rolleyes: :biggrin:

[Ben Morgan]

I was in the grocery store. passed the ham section and laughed like crazy. Damn YABS'ers. LOL

...you did get some for me, right?

[hellokittykat]

I am ashamed. :: :biggrin:

Well, it was a rather ham-handed way of reacting, Stacy. :tongue:

Ok, one minute im in the night club talking to this girl when suddenly im in this taxi with my mate wondering what ill post on cbr. What the hell just happened?

And you! Don't ask questions! Just move to the end of the line so wec can adjust your mind probe. :evilsmile:

[heystacy]

...you did get some for me, right?


Ham, ham, ham. I used some to flavor the peas a few days ago. Today I was laughed out loud, and was too embarrassed to buy some.

I did get steak though. :biggrin:

[hellokittykat]

Ham, ham, ham. I used some to flavor the peas a few days ago. Today I was laughed out loud, and was too embarrassed to buy some.

I did get steak though. :biggrin:

We're gonna destroy that for you next. :evilsmile:

[heystacy]

We're gonna destroy that for you next. :evilsmile:

I can't give up on steak. You'll have your work cut out for you. :cool:

[Ben Morgan]

Huh? Lester's banging a steak now?

[Sabrinaset]

Check for stitches. You may not have both kidneys.

I didn't do it nobody saw me do it you can't prove anything!

[hellokittykat]

I can't give up on steak. You'll have your work cut out for you. :cool:

You underestimate the depth of our depravity Honored Ronin. :evilsmile:

Huh? Lester's banging a steak now?

He's giving a steak an enema.

[Ben Morgan]

He's giving a steak an enema.
Won't the ham be jealous?

[mcgaffer]

why am i going to regret telling YABS that im very inebriatedd

[Bo Bo]

why am i going to regret telling YABS that im very inebriatedd

Ppffffff, who isn't! :tongue:

[mcgaffer]

the people pulling out my kidneys.

[mcgaffer]

Actually i am quite serious, one seconf im in this club talking to this woman next second im here typing this. What the hell happened in between?

[OzBat!]

About the entire contents of your wallets' worth of drugs and booze, I'm guessing.

[mcgaffer]

Damn taxi drivers, they may get you home safely but they demand there payment in blood.

[Bo Bo]

First your kidnays, now your blood! :eek:

Watch out for your liver, it might be the next thing to go! :eek:

[mcgaffer]

After tonight, they won't get a good price.

[CutterMike]

Think carefully, now...

Are you absolutely sure that you put the fizzy powder into *HER* drink...?

[Flamebird]

Actually i am quite serious, one seconf im in this club talking to this woman next second im here typing this. What the hell happened in between?

You woke up from your fantasy?

She was secretly a scientologist?

You're a Skrull under deep cover?


SO many possibilities.

[Cam63]

I didn't do it nobody saw me do it you can't prove anything!

Your lack of punctuation gave you away, Dr. McGuilty !

[Cam63]

Actually i am quite serious, one seconf im in this club talking to this woman next second im here typing this. What the hell happened in between?

Things coulda been worse... Much, much worse...

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/Hostel_Part_2/hostel2-2-8.jpg

...Yeah, you could've been an actor desperate enough to apply for a role in an Eli Roth production.

[heystacy]

Well, it was a rather ham-handed way of reacting, Stacy. :tongue

How did I miss this? :eek: I guess I pork-chopped it out of my mind.

[Alan Lynch]

why am i going to regret telling YABS that im very inebriatedd
I post drunk all the time. It's practically my natural state.
Actually i am quite serious, one seconf im in this club talking to this woman next second im here typing this. What the hell happened in between?
Tell yourself that you had such mindblowing sex it damaged your ability to remember stuff. That, or you threw up on her shoes.

[mcgaffer]

Oh, dear God. Iv just found out that on the night that i started this thread i agreed to be the Godfather of a child that iv never met to a woman that iv still not met. If this is the top of the iceberg then thank God, but what if there's more! People could have asked me for anything and i would have given it them.

[Ben Morgan]

You could've gotten married too.

[CutterMike]

Oh, dear God. Iv just found out that on the night that i started this thread i agreed to be the Godfather of a child that iv never met to a woman that iv still not met. If this is the top of the iceberg then thank God, but what if there's more! People could have asked me for anything and i would have given it them.

Look... get a black pinstripe suit, put a carnation in the lapel and try to talk like Marlon Brando with a mouth full of cotton.

...Piece of cake!

[beetlebum]

Huh? Lester's banging a steak now?

Stop projecting your fantasies unto him; perv boy. :rolleyes: