Avatar Contest for June 11-17

[Cei-U!]

In deliberate contrast to last week's theme of "sexy," this time round it's

GROSS!!!

...as in the thought of locking lips with Basil Wolverton's Lena the Hyena.


Since we haven't seen 'em in a while, here are the rules:

* The CBR Avatar Contest begins on Wednesday and ends on Tuesday, at which point voting begins, ending when Tuesday ends in all time zones.
* As a rule, voting before Tuesday is frowned upon, though exceptions are made if you've got a good reason.
* Suggesting avatar ideas for others is prohibited. By suggesting, you are in essence removing that idea from consideration by any and all players.
* Contest eligibility is dependent on keeping your entered avatar for the entire week.
* Changing your avatar before the week is up will disqualify you, unless you're changing it to something else that fits the contest theme and announce your change in the thread. Changing avatars within your chosen subject is permitted.
* Putting 'dibs' on a subject lasts for 48 hours, at which time it's free to be taken by somebody else.
* In the event of a tie, the winner will be decided by the first vote by a poster who has not previously voted in that week's contest.
* The contest winner chooses the next week's contest theme.
* All decisions are final, and bitching about the decisions in a silly online game is stupid and will result in shameless mocking for an indeterminate period of time.

Have fun!

Cei-U!
I can't wait to see this!

[StoneGold]

This is a conspiracy to get me banned, isn't it?

[Cei-U!]

This is a conspiracy to get me banned, isn't it?

Heh heh heh...

Cei-U!
I twirl my moustache!

[jessecuster3]

This is a conspiracy to get me banned, isn't it?

I dare you to do an avatar of a goatse.

[jessecuster3]

Oh yeah, dibs on 144.

Not sure how I will play it, though.

[Lone Ranger]

Every time I see this cover, I throw up a little bit in my mouth.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v471/scottandkat/CBR/HOS123.jpg

[Paradox]

jessecuster3 makes me has regrets:

Oh yeah, dibs on 144.

Not sure how I will play it, though.

DAMMIT! I knew I should have dibs it BEFORE I made the av!

Curses, foiled again!

EDIT: I have a better idea anyway, now.

[Paradox]

My favorite of all the avatars I've had win this contest, and it certainly made it on a gross factor of sorts. I give you ACTION VASECTOMY!! :evilsmile:

[Ben Morgan]

Ken is pretty gross, I'm in

[Dreadstar]

My mind won't let me tone it down. So unless something of brilliance hits me, I'm out.

[Michael P]

Dibs on G.R.O.S.S.

[MacQuarrie]

I'm in.

I choose Michael Gross, best known as Steve Keaton on "Family Ties".

[jessecuster3]

Ok I am in, a dozen beers times a dozen taps equals one gross of drunk people.

[K'Nort]

Wow. She looks just like she sounds.

http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/gross.jpg

[Sanagi]

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8171/tngconspiracyco6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Mac Danny]

Calling Dibs on 2 girls 1 cup as illustrated byt this Safe for work image.

http://memetease.com/2g1c/shirt.png

[Slam_Bradley]

I'm gonna go all comic geeky and come in with Milt Gross, who did a ton of comic strips from 1915 to 1953. This image is Count Screwloose of Tooloose.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f67/h20lawyer/screwloo.jpg

[thehod]

I thought I'd go for the grossest food I know, and they don't come much more fucking ranker than mushy peas.


Bleergh.

[HomerJay]

Dibs on a universally gross mental image:
Your parents having sex.

[Paradox]

Scarred (and scared) ME, I have to tell ya!

Geez, four feet away from me in a camper without the stabilizer jacks put down...when I was 18!!! HWORK! :eek:

[DrewTheXenocide]

I typed "pus infection" into google images. Unfortunately, none of the body partes these "pus infections" are on are allowed here.

Certainly is gross, though.

Edit: Dibs on Herpes.

[thehod]

Dibs on a universally gross mental image:
Your parents having sex.

Homer wins before he posts an image.... again.

[HomerJay]

Homer wins before he posts an image.... again.
I'm at work, so expect a disturbing image tonite.

[Mac Danny]

I'm at work, so expect a disturbing image tonite.

Ugh.. talk about Bumping Uglies!

[Matt Algren]

In another attempt at a work-safe entry*, I'm in with skidmarks.

I found this image and it's too awesome not to post.

http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/library/policy/army/fm/19-25/img054.gif



*edit: On second thought, the one I just found isn't too bad.

[Chris Nowlin]

If I get off my butt and make an avatar (yes, I am referring to something I would do sitting down), I'm in with the art of Peter Gross

[StoneGold]

http://www.ratemyvomit.com/images/ul/180/Schoolgirl-vomit-vomit-1809.jpeg

Oh my god, I think I can taste it.


Actually, I wanted to use something else, but it's NSFW, and I couldn't figure out a way to make it. Girl vomiting on a guy's cock after deep throating him.

[Guts/Batman]

I present...

Head Cheese. The most disgusting food I can think of.

[Typo Lad]

Dibs on ketchup on hot dogs. Ew.

[jessecuster3]

Dibs on ketchup on hot dogs. Ew.

Ha!

Good one.

[Typo Lad]

I was going to do Chicago-style dogs, but I didn't want to force anyone to have to turn avatars off.

[jessecuster3]

I was going to do Chicago-style dogs, but I didn't want to force anyone to have to turn avatars off.

Have you ever actually had one? Or are you maybe talking out of your ass?

[Typo Lad]

Yes, let's fight again!

[Slam_Bradley]

Have you ever actually had one? Or are you maybe talking out of your ass?


I've had one. I suppose they're fine if you're eating shit-dogs. You have enough goo on them to cover up the flavor. If you actually want to taste the hotdog that much crap is contra-indicated.

[Dreadstar]

Fellas!

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d108/Aliaswit/deadhorse.gif






...and it occurs to me that that GIF could be representative of hotdog filler.

[jessecuster3]

Fellas!

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d108/Aliaswit/deadhorse.gif






...and it occurs to me that that GIF could be representative of hotdog filler.

In my defense, I did compliment him and get attacked in the process.

[Michael P]

In my defense, I did compliment him and get attacked in the process.

Only if you're enough of a pussy to consider a harmless jibe an attack.

[Typo Lad]

It was meant to be a good-natured joke, not an attack. If your offended, I'm sorry.

I clearly didn't take your sensitivities into account.

[Slam_Bradley]

In my defense, I did compliment him and get attacked in the process.


It's not as though he said your mother knocked her teeth out to better service the fleet. It's food for Christ's sake.

[Paradox]

Settle down, ladies.

It's hot dogs. No reason to get upset. It's not like it's BBQ, y'know. :wink:

[Matt Algren]

It's not as though he said your mother knocked her teeth out to better service the fleet.
That's almost a given.







Wait, you said mother.

Never mind.

[Typo Lad]

Yes, that's right Matt, escalate.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[HomerJay]

...and it occurs to me that that GIF could be representative of hotdog filler.
Lisa knows what's in a hot dog...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/2003-08-15-01.jpg

[Matt Algren]

Yes, that's right Matt, escalate.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Never let it be said that I won't go after an easy punchline.

[Mac Danny]

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8171/tngconspiracyco6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Can you please change your tag line to "Don't Phase Me Bro"


It'd make me laugh

[Mac Danny]

http://www.ratemyvomit.com/images/ul/180/Schoolgirl-vomit-vomit-1809.jpeg

Oh my god, I think I can taste it.


Actually, I wanted to use something else, but it's NSFW, and I couldn't figure out a way to make it. Girl vomiting on a guy's cock after deep throating him.

What IS your av anyway?

[Matt Algren]

What IS your av anyway?
It's from a website called "Rate My Vomit". You do the math.

[StoneGold]

What IS your av anyway?

D'oh. This one should work.

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k75/gerk2239/vomit.jpg

[DrewTheXenocide]

Sooo hawt.

[Chris Nowlin]

If I get off my butt and make an avatar (yes, I am referring to something I would do sitting down), I'm in with the art of Peter Gross

I didn't get to it.

I've become one of those people.

*sigh*

[K'Nort]

I thought I'd go for the grossest food I know, and they don't come much more fucking ranker than mushy peas.

I present...

Head Cheese. The most disgusting food I can think of.

Dibs on ketchup on hot dogs. Ew.

I like all three of those foods, damn it.


The trend in German these days is wurst with a slightly spicier ketchup (technically a tomato sauce) and lots of curry powder. I've been doing a homemade version and it's really good. That then makes the ketchup more like a chutney sort of thing.

[Spike-X]

Boys kissing is gross!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/Spike-X/bruceandclarence.jpg

I even get to keep the same user text as last time!

[Paradox]

Voting day on the nastiest contest we've had (some people turned their avatar viewing off this week in our honor :biggrin: ) .

HomerJay with a snippet from my personal hell.

[Cei-U!]

Anybody who's followed my voting habits here should know what's coming. There are two things I can't resist: Muppets and Calvin & Hobbes. Ergo, my vote goes to Michael P for his G.R.O.S.S. avvy.

Cei-U!
I summon the titans of the treehouse!

[jessecuster3]

Michael P for me, too.

[Slam_Bradley]

Michael P for me.

[Matt Algren]

HomerJay .

[Mac Danny]

I am voting for Jessecuster3.

Hon Mention to MacQuarrie for Mr. Keaton.

Sangi would have gotten my vote if the tag line changed.

[GozertheGozarian]

Michael P. Calvin and Hobbes fixes are always good.

[thehod]

Homerjay with ease.

[morna]

Calling Dibs on 2 girls 1 cup as illustrated byt this Safe for work image.

http://memetease.com/2g1c/shirt.png

I really don't want to know what this is refering to, do I?

Anyhoo I'm voting for Michael P

[Slam_Bradley]

I really don't want to know what this is refering to, do I?



I don't either.

Maybe it's because we're "seasoned."

[morna]

ya, that's it.... seasoned

[HomerJay]

I really don't want to know what this is refering to, do I?
You are correct.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/cannot_be_unseen.jpg

[morna]

unfortunately my curiosity seems to be reaching dangerous levels. must...try...to ...resist

[Matt Algren]

unfortunately my curiosity seems to be reaching dangerous levels. must...try...to ...resist
You already know. Yes, it's that.

[HomerJay]

unfortunately my curiosity seems to be reaching dangerous levels. must...try...to ...resist
Stimpy, you must not press the History Eraser Button!

[morna]

I was just considering that the product of my imagination may actually be worse than the real thing.

[Dreadstar]

I was just considering that the product of my imagination may actually be worse than the real thing.

Probably not.

[morna]

you're a cruel cruel man Dread. .. and you know me just a bit too well besides.

I almost HAVE to go there now.

[MacQuarrie]

There were a few that repulsed or horrified me, a couple that amused me, and at least two that baffled me, but the one that made me go "ew, gross" was Matt Algren.

The baffling ones:

K'Nort, who is that woman?

MacDanny, what does that t-shirt mean?
EDIT: Never mind. I looked it up. EWWWWW!

[Mac Danny]

MacDanny, what does that t-shirt mean?

Don't google it. just don't google it. 2 Girls 1 Cup..

It's a video of two cracked out whores making out. One craps in a cup, the other eats it and then they puke on each other.

This reaction video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SsUTLAhbWE) show us what it is like to view it.

It's just a gross video..

[Your Imaginary Pal]

homer J

disturbing

[Perry Holley]

Another vote for Michael P.

[DrewTheXenocide]

My vote's for Mac Danny for a very clever SFW version.

[Chris Nowlin]

Michael P

whose name is less than 10 characters

[Spike-X]

StoneGold.

Yes, I am trying to encourage him.

[HomerJay]

The tally:

One vote
JesseCuster3, StoneGold, Matt Algren, Mac Danny

Four votes
HomerJay

WINNER with seven votes
Michael P


Okay, now we really need an avatar contest that will wash this taste out of our mouths. Puppies or kitties or something.

[jessecuster3]

Okay, now we really need an avatar contest that will wash this taste out of our mouths. Puppies or kitties or something.

Yah seriously, Michael, get that new contest up!

[Paradox]

HomerJay has things on a roll:

Okay, now we really need an avatar contest that will wash this taste out of our mouths. Puppies or kitties or something.

I'd prefer a nice saltine or something rather than putting puppies or kittens in my mouth. :eek: