How does rhino...you know...... ?

[spiderman_rj]

relieve himself :biggrin: ,if the armor is bonded to his skin that would be a very unpleseant situation,and i dont see any zippers either:eek:

[RazorBats79]

Amen brother! I wasn't brave enough to "go there".
Also, how does he itch?? I doubt he has a stick up his sleeve.

[RazorBats79]

I just thought of something else, I saw this women on some show that had become attached to her couch! She was so fat and had become attached through all the sh*tting and pissing she did through being unable to move. I kid you not!
Sitting there on all that excrement infected her skin and then scabbed and joined with the couch, so trying to move would have hurt and broken skin.
Rhino?

[Mister Mets]

I just thought of something else, I saw this women on some show that had become attached to her couch! She was so fat and had become attached through all the sh*tting and pissing she did through being unable to move. I kid you not!
Sitting there on all that excrement infected her skin and then scabbed and joined with the couch, so trying to move would have hurt and broken skin.
Rhino?I was thinking the same thing when I read the first post.

Incidentally, the show was Nip/ Tuck

[Peeps]

i know the old suit had some type of system set up to remove discarded waste from his body, but this was years and years ago, probably early 90s

i havent bought a spiderman book since then so im not sure how it does it now

[Evil-Spidey]

I just thought of something else, I saw this women on some show that had become attached to her couch! She was so fat and had become attached through all the sh*tting and pissing she did through being unable to move. I kid you not!
Sitting there on all that excrement infected her skin and then scabbed and joined with the couch, so trying to move would have hurt and broken skin.
Rhino?

Wtf? Lol do you have a link to this? :eek:

[Cody H]

i know the old suit had some type of system set up to remove discarded waste from his body, but this was years and years ago, probably early 90s

i havent bought a spiderman book since then so im not sure how it does it nowLet's go with that then. I don't think they should spend much time explaining how Rhino poops.

Seriously, worst idea for a retcon ever.

[Mister Mets]

Wtf? Lol do you have a link to this? :eek:It was in the Season three premiere episode of Nip/ Tuck.

[BlackToe]

Its thinking like this that kills comics. Damn logic...

[Nosgoth Phantom]

In the comics, they said his suit has a slit over those parts.

Here's one for you. How does The Thing wipe? He probably has to use steel wool.

[RazorBats79]

I was thinking the same thing when I read the first post.

Incidentally, the show was Nip/ Tuck

Oh man! I was hoping to keep that part out. :smile: My ex loved that show.
I haven't watched it since, I swear! :cool:
I couldnt find a link, but found this. A women stuck to a toilet for 2 years!
This is a true story.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=P4Y_I0B52o8

[RazorBats79]

In the comics, they said his suit has a slit over those parts.

Here's one for you. How does The Thing wipe? He probably has to use steel wool.

Lol! How does he shower too? The Rhino that is, If any of you have ever broken a limb, you'll know how disgusting it is when the cast comes off! Months and months of built up skin from not showering. It stinks too!

This might actually the worst costume design in the Marvel Universe.

[spiderman_rj]

In the comics, they said his suit has a slit over those parts.

Here's one for you. How does The Thing wipe? He probably has to use steel wool.

i have the answer for you,he uses carbon dioxide,also know as dry ice,when hit against a hard dirty surfice at high speed,it decompress it volume while at the same time making the dirty shrink and lose contact with the surfice,thus cleaning it without damaging the surfice,it is used to clean old roofs from museum,librarys,and steel.

[spiderman_rj]

now i have another one,how could dr octupus control with just to hands in some awkward controls,FOUR tentacles at the same time to do delicate operations ?
if you ever watched surgery shows,one medic use BOTH hands to operate ONE mechanical robot.
okay lets make this thread the applying logic to the ilogic

[ReggieWhiteJr]

In his suit. Which is why women always run away from him. :wink:

[fred10]

In the comics, they said his suit has a slit over those parts.

Here's one for you. How does The Thing wipe? He probably has to use steel wool.

More to the point, what do the Thing's poops look like? Wet cement? Is the turn of phrase, "I shit a brick!" meant literally in his case?

Or does he even poop? If his innards are as solid as his outards, there's not much that's going to make it through that digestive tract. Seriously, he probably has such high metabolic need, that his body uses absolutely everything he puts in it.

[Mister Mets]

Its thinking like this that kills comics. Damn logic...
It's in good fun.

Expecting this to show up in the comics is one of the things that kills comics.

[The Shadow]

More to the point, what do the Thing's poops look like? Wet cement? Is the turn of phrase, "I shit a brick!" meant literally in his case?

What is literal is me falling off my chair at this post.

Well done. :biggrin: :biggrin:

[StoneGold]

Why do you think he's so angry all the time?

[StoneGold]

Its thinking like this that kills comics. Damn logic...

If you can buy a guy in a rhinoceros suit that can benchpress a city bus, but how he craps makes you have trouble, this ain't the thing that kills comics, brotha.

[BlackToe]

Curse you logic!!!

And how does Spider-man stick to walls without his hands when he's wearing shoes?

[RazorBats79]

Curse you logic!!!

And how does Spider-man stick to walls without his hands when he's wearing shoes?

I've found myself wondering that same thing. Damn you Marvel! Why did you have to test me this way?! :tongue:

[twilight]

Also, how does he itch?? I doubt he has a stick up his sleeve.

There was actually a Spider-Man issue (from the late 90's) that had Rhino going on a rampage because he was so frustrated about not being able to feel anything.

-Twi

[RazorBats79]

There was actually a Spider-Man issue (from the late 90's) that had Rhino going on a rampage because he was so frustrated about not being able to feel anything.

-Twi

Huh. This is not the first time a member of this forum has astounded me with their knowledge of Spidey stories. Puts me to shame! :rolleyes:
And for a second there I thought you were gonna say "went on a rampage because he had a splinter in his hide". Pissed off like a tiger. "I just bit your ass off because I dont know how to tell you I have a tooth ache!" That kind of thing.

[Nefarius]

There was an old christmas Hulk issue were Grey Hulk and Rhino start to fight(with Rhino pretending to be Santa Claus).I laughed when Hulk said "what's your problem?".Rhino replied"i can't remove this suit".H:"You mean you had to make(sex)....".Rhino:"Why you think,i'm so angry".:biggrin:

[spiderman_rj]

Curse you logic!!!

And how does Spider-man stick to walls without his hands when he's wearing shoes?

i've never seen him doing that,i believe ever since from ditko and romita era,i can be certain of romita only,he always removed his shoes while sticking to a wall,if he does not,it's the artist mistake,not a character feature,i believe stan even had afeaturete in old comics where he explained the reason peter could adere to surface trhough the costume (gloves,boot) was becouse it was too thin and alowed, i think it was magnet field to go trhough.

[dcarner]

There is an issue, tangled web I believe where rhino and grizzly r I the mens room. Grizzly has a little flap in the back. I assume rhino has the same

[hunter_peterson]

What about the Scorpion when he was convinced that his suit wouldn't come off?

I bet he went in the suit, the dirty bastard.

[Monty_Cristo]

What about the Scorpion when he was convinced that his suit wouldn't come off?

I bet he went in the suit, the dirty bastard.

well that tail probably makes it hard to sit on the crapper, anyways. i wonder which "lucky" member of the Serpent Society gets to collect Bushmaster's poo.

[StoneGold]

I believe OHOTMU would have a line saying that the Rhino's metabolism is such that it processes 99.9% of all food consumed efficiently. The other .1% he can sweat out his face.

[Monty_Cristo]

I believe OHOTMU would have a line saying that the Rhino's metabolism is such that it processes 99.9% of all food consumed efficiently. The other .1% he can sweat out his face.

lame. i think he should sht out his face.

[saintsaucey]

I just thought of something else, I saw this women on some show that had become attached to her couch! She was so fat and had become attached through all the sh*tting and pissing she did through being unable to move. I kid you not!
Sitting there on all that excrement infected her skin and then scabbed and joined with the couch, so trying to move would have hurt and broken skin.
Rhino?

I totally mis read the word couch there for a second

[RazorBats79]

I totally mis read the word couch there for a second

Thats terrible. :biggrin:

[Monty_Cristo]

i do superhero avoid awkward tan lines? must be hard to keep a secret identity when everyone can see the outline of your mask on your face.

[RazorBats79]

i do superhero avoid awkward tan lines? must be hard to keep a secret identity when everyone can see the outline of your mask on your face.

Ha! For some reason I just saw Hawkeye in my mind!
Spidey's down like no one else! :wink: Though if any of you have tried lenses in a full mask, you'll know that they fog up quick!

[Rahul]

I heard Sandman and Hydroman created a mud monster somehow....?

[Monty_Cristo]

I heard Sandman and Hydroman created a mud monster somehow....?

it involved a lot of alcohol and loneliness.

Ha! For some reason I just saw Hawkeye in my mind!
Spidey's down like no one else! :wink: Though if any of you have tried lenses in a full mask, you'll know that they fog up quick!

i think there's actually a chemical you can apply to the insides that keeps it from fogging up. don't they do that with scuba goggles?

[BlackToe]

Its called spit.

[Mr Blinky]

i know the old suit had some type of system set up to remove discarded waste from his body, but this was years and years ago, probably early 90s

If that's true, maybe he could get some mad scientist to upgrade it to something more useful in combat?


Spider-Man: "Hey, Rhino! How you been? Still not mastered pants, huh? Say, howsabout you charge right at me like a loon, I shoot webbing into your eyes, you go face-first through a wall, and a good time is had by a-"

Squit!

PLORRRP!

Spider-Man: "..."

Rhino: "Hee."

Spider-Man: "..."

Rhino: "Heeheehee!"

Spider-Man: "...Is this shit?!"

Rhino: "HeeheeheeheeSNORKheeheehee!"

Spider-Man: "Did you just shit in my face?! Did you just shit out of your wrist, onto my face?!"

Rhino: "HeeheeheePoop-Shooterheeheehee!"

Spider-Man: "I can't see a goddamn thing through this! I'm gonna get diseased! This is gonna stain, I know it! Balls!"

Rhino: "HeeheeheeBWA-HA HA HAAAAAA!!!"

Spider-Man: "This doesn't even make sense! The Gibbon throws his shit at me, okay, that's a theme, but you should shoot, I don't know, tick birds or something. Dirty bastard!"

Rhino: "AhHaHHAAhHAaa - aww, man, I'm dying here! Heeheehee!"

Spider-Man: "Oh Jesus, it's got inside the mask! HeeeUUURRRGGHGH!!!"

[carswell13]

If that's true, maybe he could get some mad scientist to upgrade it to something more useful in combat?


Spider-Man: "Hey, Rhino! How you been? Still not mastered pants, huh? Say, howsabout you charge right at me like a loon, I shoot webbing into your eyes, you go face-first through a wall, and a good time is had by a-"

Squit!

PLORRRP!

Spider-Man: "..."

Rhino: "Hee."

Spider-Man: "..."

Rhino: "Heeheehee!"

Spider-Man: "...Is this shit?!"

Rhino: "HeeheeheeheeSNORKheeheehee!"

Spider-Man: "Did you just shit in my face?! Did you just shit out of your wrist, onto my face?!"

Rhino: "HeeheeheePoop-Shooterheeheehee!"

Spider-Man: "I can't see a goddamn thing through this! I'm gonna get diseased! This is gonna stain, I know it! Balls!"

Rhino: "HeeheeheeBWA-HA HA HAAAAAA!!!"

Spider-Man: "This doesn't even make sense! The Gibbon throws his shit at me, okay, that's a theme, but you should shoot, I don't know, tick birds or something. Dirty bastard!"

Rhino: "AhHaHHAAhHAaa - aww, man, I'm dying here! Heeheehee!"

Spider-Man: "Oh Jesus, it's got inside the mask! HeeeUUURRRGGHGH!!!"



Muhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Oh god, can't stop laughing. The image of Spidey screaming "Balls" is just too much.

[spiderman_rj]

i do superhero avoid awkward tan lines? must be hard to keep a secret identity when everyone can see the outline of your mask on your face.

Muhahahaha,good one. i imagine they use make up.so everyone who has overdone should be outed as superhero.