Do you get offended by people sweating around you?

[Timberoo]

:tongue:

parody:
1 : a literary or musical work in which the style of an author or work is closely imitated for comic effect or in ridicule
2 : a feeble or ridiculous imitation

[Agent Helix]

Yeah, this place really needed a fucking definition of what a parody thread is.

[Timberoo]

i had a minimum character requirement to meet

[Your Imaginary Pal]

umm depends on the situation. ;)
If just a general sense, if people use deoderant, it's fine.
The funk though...I mind. I don't want the funk unless James Brown or George Clinton provide it(Isaac Hayes and Curtis Mayfield are welcome too.)

[Alan Lynch]

My eyes are hypnotically drawn to visible sweat stains under people's arms. Just the other week I missed most of an episode of Have I Got news For You because Frankie Boyle had huge dark patches which kept getting bigger.

Wow, that's quite weird.

[Cam63]

Bodily functions can't be helped.

[scout1279]

A guy on te subway got some of his sweat on me once. It just dripped right onto my arm. I found that pretty offensive.

[Cam63]

Did you offer him a towel ?

[scout1279]

Did you offer him a towel ?

No, I just gave him a disgusted look and tried to shift away from him as much as possible. It wasn't really his fault, but I was grossed out nonetheless.

[Ben Morgan]

Yes, I get offended by Cam.

[Cam63]

I'll second that.

[BnL]

One time, during my freshman year of high school, I was walking down the hallway at the end of the school day. It was a relatively big school, so the halls were really packed. Anyway, I was walking along, and this guy bends over in front of his locker, right as I was passing by. My entire forearm was enveloped between his ass cheeks. I could tell he'd just come from gym, because it was all sweaty and warm, and he had on a pair of athletic shorts. I was disgusted, until I turned to see what he looked like, and he was pretty hot. And then I didn't know whether to be revolted or turned on. I felt a little of both, if I'm to be perfectly honest. Little of both...

[Alan Lynch]

When I worked in retail I used to hate folks who would pay with damp notes. Like they'd went jogging while gripping it tightly in their hand, or under their armpit.