How could they do that???

[Flâneur]

This is a thread where you talk about the weirdest and absolute freakiest sexual pairings in the X-verse that just should not happen! Or should happen, because they're just that freaky. Is it Madrox and his self-lovin, self-perpetuating orgies? Beast, Brand, bestiality and the spur on his pee pee? Or Colossus, Kitty and lolita lovin? DISTURBURBIA!

EXPRESS YOUR THOUGHTS.

And um, keep it slightly clean so that I don't get banned again. :redface:

[DeniseXfrost]

Many discussions were covered in this thread already

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=218510

[Flâneur]

Many discussions were covered in this thread already

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=218510

Yes but mine is sexually more versatile. This is also about speculation!

Killjoy!:frown:

[ProfeZZor X]

So in diamond form, does this mean that Emma would be nice and tight down there, but as dry as the saharah?

If that's the case, then that's where Bobby's frictionless ice powers would come in handy. :cool:

[DeniseXfrost]

Is Beast's penis larger than the average human? Like horsehung?

Can Mystique shape shift her vag only?

Does Galactus have sex? How? With who?

Who is able to handle the Juggernaut?
Yes but mine is sexually more versatile. This is also about speculation!

Killjoy!:frown:
Coming from a guy who's obsessed with killing Emma from the hellfireclub survivor :rolleyes:

[Flâneur]

Is Beast's penis larger than the average human? Like horsehung?

Coming from a guy who's obsessed with killing Emma from the hellfireclub survivor :rolleyes:
I don't even dislike Emma. I love Emma. I just want to kill off the icons now since A) it's amusing that the HFC big guns are going out first and B) at the end no one will be adding anything, just killing, so it'll go more quickly.

And I doubt it. It's probably smaller and has a spike on the end.

[pryde15]

Well Beast was originally humanesque looking. But I think that humans have the largest penises in proportion to their body.

I bet it's small, he must be compensating for something with his level of intelligence.

[DeniseXfrost]

All these conspiracy against Beast's penis disgusts me!

[pryde15]

All these conspiracy against Beast's penis disgusts me!

It's disgusts me that I wonder about the size of fictional characters packages.

[We R. Venom]

All these conspiracy against Beast's penis disgusts me!

I'm sure Bru will clear it all up come the Uncanny time, if Beast is in it. "B.O.T.S."

[wooten16]

Does Galactus have sex? How? With who?



I think we all know what happens at the climax of his eating out a planets life energy.

[rZi]

This is a thread where you talk about the weirdest and absolute freakiest sexual...

Wow, who could of possibily started this thread I asked myself, but i think like most people my guess was 100% right :smile:

[Flâneur]

I think we all know what happens at the climax of his eating out a planets life energy.

Funnily enough, Galactus had a girlfriend in Power Pack. Her name was Numinosity, I think, and she was basically Whoopi Goldberg in big pink space armour. Mega lulz at Galactus having sexy time with Whoopi.

[worstblogever]

Funnily enough, Galactus had a girlfriend in Power Pack. Her name was Numinosity, I think, and she was basically Whoopi Goldberg in big pink space armour. Mega lulz at Galactus having sexy time with Whoopi.

I knew there was a reason you could never see Guinan's lower half behind the Ten-Forward bar on Star Treg: TNG...

[k.i.n.g.]

http://i32.tinypic.com/2eyf1nm.jpg

The logistics of Rockslide peen or, hell really...the Thing peen (he's the one with the long-time girlfriend) are baffling. Plus, their rock skin dampers their sense of touch. And while I'm on the FF, I imagine Sue gets pretty pampered in the bedroom.

And as for the Madrox thing...like you said..."self-lovin"...but I don't see him opting for crazy masturbation antics when M and Siryn and other more viable options are readily available.

And I believe Mystique can morph into whomever she chooses, anatomically correct pieces and all (and aptly enough, she's a kinky bisexual).

[Phil Hunn]

Who is able to handle the Juggernaut?

She-Hulk shagged him during Chuck Austen's run on Uncanny X-Men, because of his position on women's rights.

No, really. And from the looks of things, they both had a very good time of it (the bed was broken and the room they were in was in a right old state).

Funnily enough, Galactus had a girlfriend in Power Pack. Her name was Numinosity, I think, and she was basically Whoopi Goldberg in big pink space armour. Mega lulz at Galactus having sexy time with Whoopi.

Galactus: Space Pimp?

[creaky]

She-Hulk shagged him during Chuck Austen's run on Uncanny X-Men, because of his position on women's rights.

No, really. And from the looks of things, they both had a very good time of it (the bed was broken and the room they were in was in a right old state).

That was retconned in an issue of She-Hulk. Turned out it wasn't the real She-Hulk, just a visitor from an alternate reality disguised as her. Or something. Someone fill in the blanks? I don't recall the details.

[FortKnox]

That was retconned in an issue of She-Hulk. Turned out it wasn't the real She-Hulk, just a visitor from an alternate reality disguised as her. Or something. Someone fill in the blanks? I don't recall the details.

Let's just say it was a Skrull and leave it at that. :tongue:

[worstblogever]

That was retconned in an issue of She-Hulk. Turned out it wasn't the real She-Hulk, just a visitor from an alternate reality disguised as her. Or something. Someone fill in the blanks? I don't recall the details.

Alternate Earth She-Hulk. The Earth in question likes to send its residents to Marvel-616 on "vacation" where they can do whatever they want, without repercussion, and the consequences fall on their 616 counterpart.

Dan Slott created it as the ultimate "out" for anything ANY character has ever done that seems out of sync with their personality, and explains all continuity errors in Marvel, ever.

[Kage Kisaragi]

Storm and Wolverine in two different X-verses, and possibily a third if Wolvie turns out to be the father of that Munroe girl from that next generation X book, blah to that whole series and especially that girl.. talk about EWW!

Wanda and her Robot Husband nough said.

Storm and Forge, how could they even imagine putting a robot in bed with Storm, thats just the ultimate disrespect, thats Wanda level disrespect, and while some guys or girls out their think that it's beautiful or was great I would sooner ask do you sleep with your toasters, your microwaves, are you fornicating with these appliances? Eww

Bishop and Warbird: Now under most circumstances, this is cool, really, I mean Xavier was doing her sister, and apparently the two races can be physically attracted to one another and ever have sexual relations but you have to remember Warbird is a evolutionary throwback of her people, in that sense shes closer to a Neanderthal of her species than anything else and Bishop is a mutant from the future, so its like the latest version of humanity getting it on with the Neanderthal version of the Shi'ar... weird/freaky.

Nightcrawler and any non alien or non weird looking female mutant: I like Nightcrawler but essentially any woman willing to sleep with him is basically saying she'd have sex with a devil if it were nice enough and that totally freaks me out. I mean seriously, I mean you can just tell me you visualize someone else when you're with him, not when he has 3 fingers touching you and is probably doing you like a spider monkey.

[worstblogever]

Mr. Immortal and Dinah Saur always had me scratching my head.

Then, they revealed they had a psychic rapport in the GLA and it was less a guy boning a pteragirl, and they did have like a whole love bond. Relatively less creepy.

And then they killed her. So... yeah.