Something that just bugs me.

[Linkara]

"Organic" food.

ALL FOOD IS ORGANIC, DAMN IT!

Stop subverting the actual definition of the word to make it mean your crappy-tasting "healthier" food! >_<

[stealthwise]

All food?

http://www.junkfoodblog.com/uploaded_images/the-whopper-burger-king-799335.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7e/Flickr_qmnonic_123431456--Kraft_Dinner_and_veggie_dogs.jpg/800px-Flickr_qmnonic_123431456--Kraft_Dinner_and_veggie_dogs.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cb/GiantPineappleNambour.jpg/450px-GiantPineappleNambour.jpg

[Charles RB]

ALL FOOD IS ORGANIC, DAMN IT!

For varying standards of "organic"...

[Pink Bat Maxine]

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/Oscar%20mayer%20%20wienermobile%20in%20happier%20t imes1.jpg

[escapegoat]

Try telling that to my two year-old the next time she tries to eat the little pebbles at the park.... :tongue:

But I see your point.

[escapegoat]

You realize that by posting this, we're all gonna try and prove you wrong......

[Dazzler]

I'm not all up on the whole "organic food" craze, but when I think about it, the only thing that comes to mind is San Francisco's own insane organic raw food restaurant: Cafe Gratitude.

All the foods, in addition to being organic and raw, are named for affirmations that you HAVE to say or they won't serve you...

For instance: The "I AM SPECIAL AND LOVED" salad. The "I AM A BEAUTIFUL CREATION" Smoothie. (or thereabouts.)
You can't ask for a smoothie and be done with it. You HAVE to ask for the I AM A BEAUTIFUL CREATION Smoothie.
http://www.cafegratitude.com/cafemenufeb08

--Dazz

[Michael P]

I'm not all up on the whole "organic food" craze, but when I think about it, the only thing that comes to mind is San Francisco's own insane organic raw food restaurant: Cafe Gratitude.

All the foods, in addition to being organic and raw, are named for affirmations that you HAVE to say or they won't serve you...

For instance: The "I AM SPECIAL AND LOVED" salad. The "I AM A BEAUTIFUL CREATION" Smoothie. (or thereabouts.)
You can't ask for a smoothie and be done with it. You HAVE to ask for the I AM A BEAUTIFUL CREATION Smoothie.
http://www.cafegratitude.com/cafemenufeb08

--DazzThis place needs to be bombed.

[Adam C]

"Organic" food.

ALL FOOD IS ORGANIC, DAMN IT!

Cheetos are organic?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

I'm not all up on the whole "organic food" craze, but when I think about it, the only thing that comes to mind is San Francisco's own insane organic raw food restaurant: Cafe Gratitude.

All the foods, in addition to being organic and raw, are named for affirmations that you HAVE to say or they won't serve you...

For instance: The "I AM SPECIAL AND LOVED" salad. The "I AM A BEAUTIFUL CREATION" Smoothie. (or thereabouts.)
You can't ask for a smoothie and be done with it. You HAVE to ask for the I AM A BEAUTIFUL CREATION Smoothie.
http://www.cafegratitude.com/cafemenufeb08

--Dazz

Yeah.

I was taken there once.
It was very, very sweet of the person who took me.
And I went and got a dinner elsewhere afterward.

[Michael P]

Cheetos are organic?

They contain corn meal, which is organic.

Any carbon compound found inside a living creature is organic. That's what organic means. It doesn't mean "healthier than other food, and therefore worth charging you suckers three times as much."

A dead hyena's asshole is organic. But it's not something you ought to eat.

[Dazzler]

Yeah.

I was taken there once.
It was very, very sweet of the person who took me.
And I went and got a dinner elsewhere afterward.

It's interesting.
But I'm not allowed back after I asked for the "I am dangerously close to slicing a bitch" angus beef burger.

--Dazz

[Adam C]

They contain corn meal, which is organic.


I know, but what about the "cheese" dusting on top that they cooked up in a lab? That's the part I'm uncertain about.

[Challenger]

A dead hyena's asshole is organic. But it's not something you ought to eat.

wouldn't the asshole be completly unorganic and impossible to eat?

[Michael P]

I know, but what about the "cheese" dusting on top that they cooked up in a lab? That's the part I'm uncertain about.

Well, salt isn't organic either, but popcorn comes with salt on it, it doesn't make the popcorn inorganic.

[CutterMike]

I'm not all up on the whole "organic food" craze, but when I think about it, the only thing that comes to mind is San Francisco's own insane organic raw food restaurant: Cafe Gratitude.

All the foods, in addition to being organic and raw, are named for affirmations that you HAVE to say or they won't serve you...

For instance: The "I AM SPECIAL AND LOVED" salad. The "I AM A BEAUTIFUL CREATION" Smoothie. (or thereabouts.)
You can't ask for a smoothie and be done with it. You HAVE to ask for the I AM A BEAUTIFUL CREATION Smoothie.
http://www.cafegratitude.com/cafemenufeb08

--Dazz
Yeah... I'll have the "I AM EMBARRASSED AS FUCK" fruit plate with a cup of "I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT" yogurt on the side. Oh... and could I have a cup of "I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHAT YOU CALL IT*" coffee with that?

...and, if I lived out there, I would *SO* get everyone calling that restaurant "Café Gratuity"!

* Actually, that's pretty much how I order my coffee if I should, in desperation, find myself in a Starbuck's: "I don't CARE what your boss wants me to call it -- I want a frickin' LARGE CUP OF COFFEE!"

[Michael P]

Yeah... I'll have the "I AM EMBARRASSED AS FUCK" fruit plate with a cup of "I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT" yogurt on the side. Oh... and could I have a cup of "I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHAT YOU CALL IT*" coffee with that?

...and, if I lived out there, I would *SO* get everyone calling that restaurant "Café Gratuity"!

"I'm not hungry, I'll just have a large glass of 'Fuck You.' No ice."

* Actually, that's pretty much how I order my coffee if I should, in desperation, find myself in a Starbuck's: "I don't CARE what your boss wants me to call it -- I want a frickin' LARGE CUP OF COFFEE!"

My old boss used to make me run to Starbucks for him on occasion. (He'd give me a $20 so I could get something for myself, too.) I simply flat-out refused to use their ordering system, instead using "small," "medium," and "large." And they filled my order fine every single time.

[section 8]

i had a freind who's family owned a cattle ranch, he once told me that the only difference between Organic and regular beef was that Organic beef is fed hey, not feed.