View Full Version : Giganta, How COULD You?
Flying Saucers Over Oz
05-30-2008, 02:21 PM
I believe it's in the most recent issue of FINAL CRISIS: Doctor Light mentions in passing he's got a 'hot date' that night with Giganta.
Giganta? Going out with Doctor Light? DOCTOR LIGHT?
Now I know the lady's not exactly a model of decorum and she's certainly not known for her good judgement, but going out with an infamous rapist? What is she thinking?
K26dp
05-30-2008, 02:24 PM
Well, she is insane. Also, Dr. Light could be lying. Finally, it could a ploy to kill him.
Not to mention, I guess she's on the rebound after Ryan Choi.
scout1279
05-30-2008, 02:29 PM
DC really should just have Manhunter kill Dr. Light. That character's broken beyond repair.
escapegoat
05-30-2008, 02:34 PM
I'm more scared for Dr Light..... I think she's more woman than he can handle :biggrin:
Paul McEnery
05-30-2008, 02:38 PM
I'm more scared for Dr Light..... I think she's more woman than he can handle :biggrin:
"There's not enough viagra in the world for the size I'm in. But if I cover your whole body in shellac..."
Grazzt
05-30-2008, 02:48 PM
DC really should just have Manhunter kill Dr. Light. That character's broken beyond repair.
I don't know, he brutally murdered a child and still remained a comic loser. They just have to stop trying to make him cool because it just can't be done.
section 8
05-30-2008, 02:52 PM
um, maybe he was lying
escapegoat
05-30-2008, 02:53 PM
"There's not enough viagra in the world for the size I'm in. But if I cover your whole body in shellac..."
I always though Dr Light was nothing but a big dildo to begin with....:biggrin:
Timberoo
05-30-2008, 02:55 PM
she's evil?
MartinRedmond
05-30-2008, 03:00 PM
OMG More shocking than the latest episode of Santa Barbara.
K-DoG7p7
05-30-2008, 03:01 PM
she's evil?
not evil... crazy..
Giganta has never been "EVIL!" .. just .. uhhm.. bad :P
Thnikkaman
05-30-2008, 03:05 PM
Well, we can only hope he winds up a smear on her heel.
Timberoo
05-30-2008, 03:09 PM
some would say evil by it's very nature is insane
Paul McEnery
05-30-2008, 05:24 PM
Well, we can only hope he winds up a smear on her heel.
That's not the smear I was thinking of.
Paul McEnery
05-30-2008, 05:25 PM
I always though Dr Light was nothing but a big dildo to begin with....:biggrin:
I'm thinking the market for fin-headed dildos (dildoes?) is probably, um, grim.
Red Jack
05-30-2008, 06:09 PM
I believe it's in the most recent issue of FINAL CRISIS: Doctor Light mentions in passing he's got a 'hot date' that night with Giganta.
Giganta? Going out with Doctor Light? DOCTOR LIGHT?
Now I know the lady's not exactly a model of decorum and she's certainly not known for her good judgement, but going out with an infamous rapist? What is she thinking?
Giganta was a gorilla for a while. And, y'know, EVIL.
Ian Boothby
05-30-2008, 09:09 PM
I believe it's in the most recent issue of FINAL CRISIS: Doctor Light mentions in passing he's got a 'hot date' that night with Giganta.
Giganta? Going out with Doctor Light? DOCTOR LIGHT?
Now I know the lady's not exactly a model of decorum and she's certainly not known for her good judgement, but going out with an infamous rapist? What is she thinking?
It was a sting operation. Turns out it was Colossal Boy in a red wig.
KevinTBrown
05-30-2008, 09:33 PM
It was a sting operation. Turns out it was Colossal Boy in a red wig.
Just do not look up the skirt when she.... er, he is at full height.
Paul McEnery
05-30-2008, 09:35 PM
It was a sting operation. Turns out it was Colossal Boy in a red wig.
Bad luck on him. Because for Dr. Light, a hole is a hole is a hole.
Really bad luck. That fin got stuck as he swam up the urethra like a candiru, and now he ain't Colossal Boy no more. In either sense of the name.
Pink Bat Maxine
05-30-2008, 09:38 PM
I'm actually just kind of relieved to see a Dr. Light appearence where there was no.... 'By the way, I rape people' dialogue. He's become pretty damn one note, and although this wasn't exactly deep, at least it wasn't 'Holy cow! Dis dude shocking! He rapes people!' There was a hint of something.... not more, but at least slightly different. Very slightly, but a relief anyway.
I'm actually just kind of relieved to see a Dr. Light appearence where there was no.... 'By the way, I rape people' dialogue. He's become pretty damn one note, and although this wasn't exactly deep, at least it wasn't 'Holy cow! Dis dude shocking! He rapes people!' There was a hint of something.... not more, but at least slightly different. Very slightly, but a relief anyway.
Actually, it did cross my mind that he'd try to date rape Giganta. But then she'd grow 500 feet tall and pinch his head off.
Karen El
05-31-2008, 01:57 AM
Actually, it did cross my mind that he'd try to date rape Giganta. But then she'd grow 500 feet tall and pinch his head off.
Well someone needs to. I mean, seriously. If you are going to set some villain up as a rapist, it would be nice if he was ever taken down for it. What kind of message does it send when the villain set up as "rapist man" never seems to get caught?
Paul McEnery
05-31-2008, 02:11 AM
I'm actually just kind of relieved to see a Dr. Light appearence where there was no.... 'By the way, I rape people' dialogue. He's become pretty damn one note, and although this wasn't exactly deep, at least it wasn't 'Holy cow! Dis dude shocking! He rapes people!' There was a hint of something.... not more, but at least slightly different. Very slightly, but a relief anyway.
I think maybe -- sorry, getting nerdy and serious for a sec -- Grant's investigating the nature of evil here a bit. With Human Flame's petty need for validation through the death of... am I saying too much?; and Mirror Master being a skeevy Glasgow hooligan, and Dr. Light's rapiness being shown as a compensation for his sexual incompetence.
Bad choices.
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