Kitty Pryde's top 12 list! (SPOILERS FOR GIANT SIZE ASTONISING)

[Scavenger]

Top 12 Things Kitty Pryde Says When She Comes Back

12. That Obama is seriously courting the Jewish vote!

11. Seriously, is there a power Sage doesn't have?

10. You do know I've been pals with Franklin Richards since Fantastic Four vs X-Men, right?

09. Superboy Prime was a comics geek in the 80's. 80's comics geeks LOVE me. One wall punch later....

08. Bullet? Breakworld? I've been working with Nick Fury on this whole Skrull thing. Sounds like someone's team had been Secretly Invaded.

07. One of my ex's is really close with a guy who knows this lonely god with a time traveling blue box....

06. and then Wanda said "No More Whedons". . .

05. What part of "my best friend is a demon sorceress" do you not understand?

04. What part of "my girl friend is a cosmic avatar" do you not understand?

03. I used the focused totality of my phasing power to get out of the rocket and dumb ass story.

02. Someone named Ellen Page called up someone named JoeQ and said "What the hell is this crap? Fix it now!"

and

01. "Hear me, X-Men! No longer am I the woman you knew! I am fire! And Life Incarnate! Now and forever....I am LOLCAT!

[JonniRandom]

Top 12 Things Kitty Pryde Says When She Comes Back
12. That Obama is seriously courting the Jewish vote!
11. Seriously, is there a power Sage doesn't have?
10. You do know I've been pals with Franklin Richards since Fantastic Four vs X-Men, right?
09. Superboy Prime was a comics geek in the 80's. 80's comics geeks LOVE me. One wall punch later....
08. Bullet? Breakworld? I've been working with Nick Fury on this whole Skrull thing. Sounds like someone's team had been Secretly Invaded.
07. One of my ex's is really close with a guy who knows this lonely god with a time traveling blue box....
06. and then Wanda said "No More Whedons". . .
05. What part of "my best friend is a demon sorceress" do you not understand?
04. What part of "my girl friend is a cosmic avatar" do you not understand?
03. I used the focused totality of my phasing power to get out of the rocket and dumb ass story.
02. Someone named Ellen Page called up someone named JoeQ and said "What the hell is this crap? Fix it now!"
01. "Hear me, X-Men! No longer am I the woman you knew! I am fire! And Life Incarnate! Now and forever....I am LOLCAT!

I presume you sent these to everyone on the Marvel Board of Directors, as well as everyone who works, has ever worked and will ever work at Marvel?

Those were excellent, did you think of them all yourself!?

Hilarious:biggrin:

[Scavenger]

I presume you sent these to everyone on the Marvel Board of Directors, as well as everyone who works, has ever worked and will ever work at Marvel?

Those were excellent, did you think of them all yourself!?

Hilarious:biggrin:

I'd like to think the spirit of justice and storytelling competence helped.:biggrin:

[JonniRandom]

PS: You forgot:

"That wasn't me! That was Cat Pryde, my alternate version of me from a future version of the Exiles...................DUH!"

[Scavenger]

PS: You forgot:

"That wasn't me! That was Cat Pryde, my alternate version of me from a future version of the Exiles...................DUH!"

See? They pretty much write themselves. I wanted to leave some for others to do:biggrin:

[Old No.7]

"When I said show me your big metal rocket, this wasn't what I had in mind..."

[Your Imaginary Pal]

You know, when you assembled all the Earth's heroes to get me out, why wasn't the Vision on that list?
even the YA Vision? Or Night crawler, he teleported 100 feet above the ground to startle Spidey, why not in and out of a crazy bullet?

A massive bullet bigger than the Earth?
that is now STUCK in the Earth.
Wait is that really what happened?

[jarrod]

"Hey guys... um... where's Lockheed?"

[The Lucky One]

05. What part of "my best friend is a demon sorceress" do you not understand?

Yep. Cosmic range, time-travelling teleporter + all-powerful sorceress within her own dimension = "Fused with bullet? Yeahnothx!" :wink:

-D

[Scavenger]

Yep. Cosmic range, time-travelling teleporter + all-powerful sorceress within her own dimension = "Fused with bullet? Yeahnothx!" :wink:

-D

YAY! I was thinking someone was gonna mention the lame "it's protected against magic" line, and I'd have to point out the above :)

[Siddon]

"American Idol don't tell me that that one singer was proclaimed the winner in the first weeks but then amazingly lost in the finals to that other singer who isn't as good as the first singer but people like to see someone get better that never happens"

"So Lockheed was watching me the whole time..... the whole time.... the .... whole..... time"

"I'm alive, Peter didn't find any strange planet women again right.... right..."

"Why are all aliens green?"

"Geez I spent all that time in that bullet.... it feels like it's been 3 years how long has it been. 8 Marvel days"

"You went for Mr Fantastic? When has Mr Fantastic not boned it up go get me Dr. Doom"

"Well Emma had her big death tease, Xavier had his, Cyclops had his, Wolverine had his Beast doesn't matter so it's my turn"

"So let me get this straight first I have this weird birth scene where I am falling into blackness, then I have this scene where everyone around me changes personalities like puberty now I am stuck giant phallic symbol? Yeah I don't see the metaphors their either"

"Y'know the Brood gave us cake and booze, are you telling me you are less civilized then the Brood"

"Hey guys I have changed my name again. I was going to go with Super Girl but I felt that I would keep changing with it. Then I thought Power girl but my only major power is my looks and thats a little on the nose. Then I thought Wonder Women but that would only be really interesting for the first few years and then I would spend decades aimlessly around. So I finally decided I am Kitty no longer as of today I am Cat-woman."

[Quinnhop]

"When I said show me your big metal rocket, this wasn't what I had in mind..."

Aaaaaaand...winner.

[creaky]

Aaaaaaand...winner.

I second this.

[sneggz]

07. One of my ex's is really close with a guy who knows this lonely god with a time traveling blue box....



and im sticking with him to help raise his daughter, i just came home to grab some clothes

[protogarrett]

Seriously, can;t they just ask Franklin RIchards to just alter reality and bring her back and destroy the bullet?

By the by, this thread reminds me of that little Flash cartoon "X-Men: Death Becomes Them (http://youtube.com/watch?v=6HJX8_d0zmQ)"

[Valeria Kementari]

03. I used the focused totality of my phasing power to get out of the rocket and dumb ass story.


I laughed pretty hard at this, very good one :D

[DeniseXfrost]

02. Someone named Ellen Page called up someone named JoeQ and said "What the hell is this crap? Fix it now!"

and

01. "Hear me, X-Men! No longer am I the woman you knew! I am fire! And Life Incarnate! Now and forever....I am LOLCAT!
HAha i love these two.

[Kirayoshi]

How about:

"I just saw the costume design sketches Greg Land and Simone Bianchi turned in for their upcoming runs on the X-books, so I'll just hitch a ride with the giant bullet for awhile until this thing blows over. Call me if Paul Smith or Alan Davis is available again."

[Scavenger]

How about:

"I just saw the costume design sketches Greg Land and Simone Bianchi turned in for their upcoming runs on the X-books, so I'll just hitch a ride with the giant bullet for awhile until this thing blows over. Call me if Paul Smith or Alan Davis is available again."


:tongue: :biggrin: (Though I'd be happy to have some Greg Land Kitty Prydes:biggrin: :biggrin:

[Valeria Kementari]

:tongue: :biggrin: (Though I'd be happy to have some Greg Land Kitty Prydes:biggrin: :biggrin:

Just look at his Emma Frosts and imagine her with brown hair and Kitty's costume, the poses wouldn't change if he did Kitty...

[Affinity]

"When I said show me your big metal rocket, this wasn't what I had in mind..."

I'm kind of surprised that this line isn't in the book. Yeah for srs.

[KittyPryde]

These were great y'all! Thanks for the great evening laugh! :smile:

(off to find Ellen Page's phone # to see if we can make #2 happen! :wink: )