All-New Political Cousin of "Write the Caption"

[the4thpip]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1195689,00.jpg

[CutterMike]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1195689,00.jpg

Picture of the first cadet in U.S. history to be commissioned and court-martialled for assaulting a superior officer on the same day.

[Alan Lynch]

Why do they give new recruits in the Air Force such camp outfits?

[Cam63]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1195689,00.jpg

" Twist to your right. "

" We're still stuck, Sir. "

" Don't you think I don' know it, dumbass !? "

[the4thpip]

Why do they give new recruits in the Air Force such camp outfits?

A: So the POTUS will get in the right mood for the ceremonial crotch-rub.

[Shisho]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1195689,00.jpg

For his final act as president, W proposes to bring back the "Kid n Play."

[Your Imaginary Pal]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1195689,00.jpg
President Bush's audition tape for Dancing with The Stars.

[section 8]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1195689,00.jpg

"Okay Bumpchests, oh shit! looks like the button on your uniform got caught on my jacket. NO! dont pull Goddamnit Laura got this jacket for me for christmas, i'll be in the white house dog house if anything happens to it, 'kay, Wheres Candi? she usually deals with this shit......i need a drink."

[escapegoat]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1195689,00.jpg

Vvvvvvvvvveeeeaaaaawwwwwww.....OH GOD NO! OUR AIRPLANES ARE GONNA COLLIDE!!! VEER RIGHT! VERR RIGHT! CEERRRRRR-RRRRAAAASHHHHHH!!!

[PatrickG]

http://static.crooksandliars.com/2008/01/bush-sword.jpg

[Grazzt]

http://static.crooksandliars.com/2008/01/bush-sword.jpg

George learned the hard way not to put his best friends' white turbans in with a load of reds.

[Your Imaginary Pal]

http://static.crooksandliars.com/2008/01/bush-sword.jpg

They got me this fancy pirate sword
arrggghhh I'm a pirate.

[Tetsuo_man]

http://static.crooksandliars.com/2008/01/bush-sword.jpg

Be careful where you point that thing! You could poke someone's eye out!

[the4thpip]

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2007/08/22/putin-cp-3459594.jpg

[Tetsuo_man]

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2007/08/22/putin-cp-3459594.jpg

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fudge do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1195689,00.jpg


Don't ask, don't tell....

[section 8]

http://static.crooksandliars.com/2008/01/bush-sword.jpg

"hey Achmed,. look at the ass on that red head in the black dress"

[escapegoat]

http://static.crooksandliars.com/2008/01/bush-sword.jpg

Haha! Well I consider it a weapon of mass destruction if I stab a million of people with it...

[section 8]

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2007/08/22/putin-cp-3459594.jpg
i'm fishing, without a shirt, see? i'm manly, i'm really moy macho, i can snap a mans neck while simultaniously pleasuring twop women sexually, im manly

[CutterMike]

http://static.crooksandliars.com/2008/01/bush-sword.jpg

Nice hat...! So, you're a big Rachael Ray fan, then?

[Kyuubi]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1195689,00.jpg



"YEAH BRO! Let's do some brews, bitches, and basketball at the local pub"


"Sir, I don't think that proper etiquette for a president."


"Who cares, I'm almost out of this craphole job anyways."

[Cam63]

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2007/08/22/putin-cp-3459594.jpg

" You appear to have me at a slight disadvantage, Mr. Bond. "

[Cam63]

http://static.crooksandliars.com/2008/01/bush-sword.jpg

" Oops... Sorry 'bout that, Kingy... She weren't yer favrit wife, was she ? "

[section 8]

http://static.crooksandliars.com/2008/01/bush-sword.jpg

"and so she says, 'Fuck the mailman give him a dollar' "

"ha ha ah that is funny,... in my country the woman would have been brutaly be-headed or stoned to death,... but that was still a funny joke"

"Damn you boys got some women issues"

[Sabrinaset]

http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/APTOPIX_Clinton_2008.sff_PREA104_20080601171308.jp g

[Tetsuo_man]

http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/APTOPIX_Clinton_2008.sff_PREA104_20080601171308.jp g

I'm open! I'm open! Throw me the ball!

[Pink Bat Maxine]

http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/APTOPIX_Clinton_2008.sff_PREA104_20080601171308.jp g

Hello! Yes, you. I'd like to order the Superdelegate Au Gratin, to go.

[Tetsuo_man]

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2007/08/22/putin-cp-3459594.jpg

I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts.

[section 8]

http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/APTOPIX_Clinton_2008.sff_PREA104_20080601171308.jp g

Holy Shit!! it's Tony Danza!!

Over here TONY TONY!!!

[Your Imaginary Pal]

http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/APTOPIX_Clinton_2008.sff_PREA104_20080601171308.jp g

Monica, Monica...Bill keeps telling me I need to work on y technique, come here and tell me your secret.

[PatrickG]

http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/APTOPIX_Clinton_2008.sff_PREA104_20080601171308.jp g

Ich bin ein Berliner also!

[CutterMike]

http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/APTOPIX_Clinton_2008.sff_PREA104_20080601171308.jp g

They only have FIVE cannolis left/// Does anyone want the carrot cake, instead?

[Kyuubi]

http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/APTOPIX_Clinton_2008.sff_PREA104_20080601171308.jp g



"I'm waving my hand around like this so no one notices the embarrassing camel toe this suit is giving me.

. . .

Probably shouldn't have said that out loud."

[section 8]

http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/APTOPIX_Clinton_2008.sff_PREA104_20080601171308.jp g



"I'm waving my hand around like this so no one notices the embarrassing camel toe this suit is giving me.

. . .

Probably shouldn't have said that out loud."

.

My eyes are violated, my innocence is gone..

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/APTOPIX_Clinton_2008.sff_PREA104_20080601171308.jp g


"HEY! HEY, GUYS! YOU WANT THE CHOCOLATE OR THE VANILLA FROSTED?"

[PatrickG]

"HEY! HEY, GUYS! YOU WANT THE CHOCOLATE OR THE VANILLA FROSTED?"

Ouch.

Zinger!

[the4thpip]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1214467,00.jpg

[Cam63]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1214467,00.jpg

Cue " Little Green Bag. "

[Grazzt]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1214467,00.jpg

"I'm going to eat your soul."

[Your Imaginary Pal]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1214467,00.jpg

thr right stuff...all gone wrong.

[the4thpip]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1216083,00.jpg

[Agent Helix]

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2007/08/22/putin-cp-3459594.jpg

Not pictured : KO'd grizzly bear that was trying to steal Putin's fuckin' salmon.

[kitty_tc_69]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1216083,00.jpg

"Wear the fookin' at, they said, we'll all be wearin' it, we proooomise..."

[Sean Walsh]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1216083,00.jpg

As the hat pressed down on his head, Seamus quickly realized that Irish Match Game was NOT such a good idea after all....

[Sean Walsh]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1214467,00.jpg

Gore and Kerry could only IMAGINE the orgies they missed out on in Europe......

[the4thpip]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1235627,00.jpg

[section 8]

Cue " Little Green Bag. "

FUCK!!!

He beat me to it.

[section 8]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1235627,00.jpg

"Wasn't this described in the book of Revelations?"

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1216083,00.jpg


Y'know, somehow I'm just not respecting the Irish vote...

[section 8]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1216083,00.jpg

[out of coffee]

[the4thpip]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1251139,00.jpg

[Mr.EZ]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1251139,00.jpg

Point on this giant doll where the bad man touched you...

[the4thpip]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1251312,00.jpg

[Tetsuo_man]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1251139,00.jpg

Da plane da plane.

Yes, tatoo.

[Grazzt]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1251312,00.jpg

The production of "I'm Voting For McCain" (sung to the tune of "I'm Singing In The Rain") was put on hold until the rain machines were working again.

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1216083,00.jpg

"No one even mentioned my new hat..."

[the4thpip]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20080903/i/r2085734171.jpg

[Sean Walsh]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20080903/i/r2085734171.jpg

"I will feed on your youth."
"I'm sorry, sir?"
"--nice to see you. Thanks for coming out and supporting us!"

[Sean Walsh]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1251312,00.jpg

We can thank fools like this for the Jim Mc/Whitney Cain campaign going absolutely nowhere....

[escapegoat]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1251312,00.jpg

The rain on McCain falls mainly on the plains....

[Spike-X]

http://www.salon.com/opinion/keillor/2008/09/03/republican_convention/cover2.jpg

"Seems we have something in common, son. I don't like the idea of pulling out early either!"

[Spike-X]

Blatantly stolen from somebody on another board:

http://images.salon.com/opinion/conason/2008/09/05/mccain_speech/story.jpg

"So when we were stuck in the box in Hanoi, we'd stand in a circle and jerk each other off like this just to pass time..."

[BnL]

http://images.salon.com/opinion/conason/2008/09/05/mccain_speech/story.jpg

Rigor mortis...setting...in...!

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1251312,00.jpg


Well, now we know who The Penguin's voting for...

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

Blatantly stolen from somebody on another board:

http://images.salon.com/opinion/conason/2008/09/05/mccain_speech/story.jpg



"VROOM! VROOM! SCREEEEE! CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA..."

"Uh, sir, the camera's on..."

"SHADDUP, YA LITTLE PUNK! I'M ON MY MOTY-CYCLE! VROOM, VROOM! RRROOAAAAARRRRR!!!!!"

[CutterMike]

http://images.salon.com/opinion/conason/2008/09/05/mccain_speech/story.jpg"*N-N-N-N-G-R-R-R-H...!*

...Aaaaaaahhhhh...

God, I love "Depends"!

[Kyuubi]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20080903/i/r2085734171.jpg



"So, you're like 100, right?"


"In this current body, yes."

[section 8]

http://www.salon.com/opinion/keillor/2008/09/03/republican_convention/cover2.jpg



"My,My son, Do you work out?"

[Corrina]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20080903/i/r2085734171.jpg

"So son, do you like gladiator movies?"

[section 8]

http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee136/schecterkid13/c91b278125_mccain_06122008.jpg

"Hey HEY YOU!! I hope you brought enough chewing gum for EVERYBODY!!"

[the4thpip]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1292624,00.jpg

Put that finger down, McCain - you're gonna poke somebody's eye out.
Just not mine, because of my high tech.... aaaargh, the goggles... they do NOTHING!

[Grazzt]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1292624,00.jpg

The G8 staging of Dr. Horrible's Sing A Long Blog was a roaring success, in large part thanks to Merkel's performance as the title character.

[Infra-Man]

http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee136/schecterkid13/c91b278125_mccain_06122008.jpg


I want YOU to get off my lawn.

[Infra-Man]

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/9674/icecreamrz7.jpg

BIDEN: I am going to eat the fucking shit out of you.

[JKCarrier]

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/9674/icecreamrz7.jpg

"Typical. Whitey always gets twice as much."

[section 8]

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f209/chooch2121/obama_mccain.jpg
McCain: "and back then you could see a movie and buy popcorn with a nickle"

Obama: "zzzzzzzz"

[section 8]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee222/BetonRed/s-OBAMA-CHALLENGES-SMEAR-EMAIL-larg.jpg

"Red Rover Red Rover send Palin right over!"

[Tetsuo_man]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20080903/i/r2085734171.jpg

"So you consider yourself a redneck well I don't think your that big a one because Hell, I know the pressident."

[the4thpip]

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2008/images/09/08/art.cheney.ukraine.jpg
(sings) Tale as old as time...

[The Xenos]

http://www.salon.com/opinion/keillor/2008/09/03/republican_convention/cover2.jpg

"Seems we have something in common, son. I don't like the idea of pulling out early either!"

Wow. Just.. wow.

[Sean Walsh]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1292624,00.jpg

Yes, it's the newest craze spreading across Europe: "Let's Have Our Leaders Act and Dress and Talk and Look Like Morons Because It's Apparently Worked for America for 8 Years" Day!

[Sean Walsh]

http://images.salon.com/opinion/conason/2008/09/05/mccain_speech/story.jpg

"I call my right one Whiskers, and my left one Sir Tolliver Higgenbottom the Elder. And from here to November, they're gonna throw down and punch Obama's ovaries right outta his face."

[Sean Walsh]

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2008/images/09/08/art.cheney.ukraine.jpg

10 seconds after this photo, Cheney shot this woman and the photographer.

[the4thpip]

http://i373.photobucket.com/albums/oo172/hvigilla/n9104676_38374631_3473.jpg

[BnL]

http://i373.photobucket.com/albums/oo172/hvigilla/n9104676_38374631_3473.jpg

The real reason the right is so afraid of Obama: He incites jungle fever! Even the most well worn heterosexual male wants a piece of that big black booty!

[the4thpip]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20081014/capt.fb7740ed860e411bb41bb8631f37ae3a.bush_us_ital y_dcpm108.jpg

[Tetsuo_man]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20081014/capt.fb7740ed860e411bb41bb8631f37ae3a.bush_us_ital y_dcpm108.jpg

Is this thing on?

[The Mutt]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u51/The_Mutt_pics/tossedsaladman.jpg

[section 8]

http://i373.photobucket.com/albums/oo172/hvigilla/n9104676_38374631_3473.jpg

Obama found an effective way to retaliate against McCain for his negative attack ads....By eating lots and lots of broccoli the night before the debate.

[Stressfactor]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20081014/capt.fb7740ed860e411bb41bb8631f37ae3a.bush_us_ital y_dcpm108.jpg

This is the night, such a beautiful night, and they call it Belle Note.

[CutterMike]

http://i373.photobucket.com/albums/oo172/hvigilla/n9104676_38374631_3473.jpgMcCain and Able

(It would be better if the picture was facing the other direction, but, whatever...)

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20081014/capt.fb7740ed860e411bb41bb8631f37ae3a.bush_us_ital y_dcpm108.jpg


"Thank you, thank you. And now, for my next trick, W will sing 'Mary Had A Little Lamb' while I drink a glass of water..."

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

http://i373.photobucket.com/albums/oo172/hvigilla/n9104676_38374631_3473.jpg

"Oh God, he's doing something goofy behind me again, isn't he?"

[Suzanne]

http://i373.photobucket.com/albums/oo172/hvigilla/n9104676_38374631_3473.jpg
McCain: *The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice!*

[Kyuubi]

http://i373.photobucket.com/albums/oo172/hvigilla/n9104676_38374631_3473.jpg
McCain: *The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice!*



Winner Winner Chicken Dinner.

[JTPencils]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1214467,00.jpg

When you've spent a long day screwing the little guy, and making a total debacle of the world's economy, then... you know... it's Miller Time!

[JTPencils]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1292624,00.jpg


Damn, if we're ever gonna get this Palin chick to be liked by the common people, we're gonna have to do some SERIOUS reworking of her appearance. Where the hell are those Queer Eye for the Straight Guy bozos?

[JTPencils]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1251139,00.jpg

No no Mr Obama, if you look over there, you'll see that Pres Bush is out there on the south lawn... he's the one crapping on the constitution and laughing his fool head off.

[JTPencils]

[QUOTE=section 8;7516054]http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f209/chooch2121/obama_mccain.jpg/QUOTE]

So I say's to him "Abe... don't go to the theater tonight, it just doesn't feel safe, right? I mean, the south had just surrendered and all... "

[JTPencils]

http://i373.photobucket.com/albums/oo172/hvigilla/n9104676_38374631_3473.jpg

Damn, the Obama's have invited me and Cindy over for dinner their first week in the White House. I hate soul food!

[JTPencils]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1214467,00.jpg

We just bankrupted another country... and YOUR next!

[JTPencils]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20081014/capt.fb7740ed860e411bb41bb8631f37ae3a.bush_us_ital y_dcpm108.jpg

If you look really close, it's almost lifelike isn't it? But this is really a wax dummy that we put into the Oval Office over 6 years ago. Seems that no one in America noticed, 'cause everyone knows it's been Cheney running things anyhow.

[JTPencils]

http://i373.photobucket.com/albums/oo172/hvigilla/n9104676_38374631_3473.jpg

Knowing that after this election, he'd be lucky to be picked for Dancing with the Stars... Sen John McCain showed off his best "robot" dance.

[the4thpip]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1328488,00.jpg

[JTPencils]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1328488,00.jpg

Your watching the Obama Channel... all Obama, all day, all the time!

(cue James Earl Jones... "This... is O B A MA!")

[Kyuubi]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1328488,00.jpg


"My fellow Americans, I have just bought the Fox News Channel with last month's campaign contributions. Please stay tuned for our new show "Hannity repeatedly kicked in the nuts."

Good night and God bless."

[Grazzt]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1328488,00.jpg

"Long live the new flesh."

[Solaris]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1251312,00.jpg

"Honey, I know you said it's mildew... but it seems to be spelling out 'McCain.'"

(Wife out of frame): "We should've thrown out BOTH the ratty old things YEARS ago..."

[Solaris]

Blatantly stolen from somebody on another board:

http://images.salon.com/opinion/conason/2008/09/05/mccain_speech/story.jpg

"So when we were stuck in the box in Hanoi, we'd stand in a circle and jerk each other off like this just to pass time..."

"Milk of Magnesia is such a gentle reliever of constipation, you'll never have *this* moment on national TV..."

[Solaris]

http://i373.photobucket.com/albums/oo172/hvigilla/n9104676_38374631_3473.jpg

McCain: "And as President, I promise to make CLOWNS the new national image, our face to the worldwide community."

Obama: "And what about your stance on homosexuality, Senator McCain?"

McCain: "Can't this pose work for both?"

Obama: "You just want my booty."

McCain: Yes OF COURSE NOT! yes yes YES!

[Solaris]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1328488,00.jpg


"My fellow Americans, I have just bought the Fox News Channel with last month's campaign contributions. Please stay tuned for our new show "Hannity repeatedly kicked in the nuts."

Good night and God bless."

I'd pay good money to see that. :biggrin:

[Tetsuo_man]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1328488,00.jpg

This is my voice on Teeeee-Veeeeeeeee!

[Black Atom]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1328488,00.jpg
"

In A.D. 2009

Bush: What happen?
Cheney: We get signal.
Bush: What!
Cheney: Main screen turn on.
Bush: It's you!!
OBAMA: How are you gentlemen !!
OBAMA: All your base are belong to us.

[section 8]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1328488,00.jpg

Proving that he is infact presidential material, Barrack Obama made a speech that interrupted every show on every channel.

[the4thpip]

http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/2009/07/09/potd/story.jpg

[the4thpip]

http://www.repubblica.it/2006/05/gallerie/esteri/foto-leader-g8/agf162166590807163418_big.jpg

[the4thpip]

http://www.imagechicken.com/uploads/1247119945082801300.jpg

[section 8]

http://www.imagechicken.com/uploads/1247119945082801300.jpg
"Stop staring at her ass there, Kevin."

http://www.repubblica.it/2006/05/gallerie/esteri/foto-leader-g8/agf162166590807163418_big.jpg
I owe you an apology, Kevin. See DOES have a nice ass."

[Typo Lad]

http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/2009/07/09/potd/story.jpg
"Ah, the world-renowned American subtlety"

[Cam63]

Well, you know their gear is workin' order at least.