View Full Version : the never ending condemnation thread
section 8
05-29-2008, 09:23 PM
ok i started this rant on another thread, and eventually couldn't stop.
post the most obscure inconvinience you can imagine in the form of an "ancient curse" try to keep in rythem with other posts i/e the never ending lyric thread or the never ending randon question
keep in mind this thread is not directed at anyone ( no cursing other yabsters)
and that it is all in good fun, so nothing horrible or uninspired( no "I hope you get nut cancer" or anything like that)
here are a few to get you started, and give you an idea of what we're going for.
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May your upper lip smell like Louie Andersons ass,
May you get an itch on that unreachable spot on your back
May the song 'My Sherona' get stuck in your head
May your asshole become persistently itchy at the most inconvenient time!
Like that? :biggrin:
section 8
05-29-2008, 09:57 PM
(yes splinded)
May John Lithgow Crash on your couch!!!
section 8
05-29-2008, 10:40 PM
May a Drunken Bob Barker chase your pets w/ sissors
May you never again enjoy "new car" scent
may all your clothes be transformed into a cheesy 70's style pimp wardrobe
Sally Sensational
05-29-2008, 10:41 PM
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your bedclothing!
May you have no cash, no checks and completely blank on the pin number for your check card just at the moment you desperately need toilet paper!
section 8
05-29-2008, 10:45 PM
May all your dreams be of the same episode of Adam West's "Bat-Man"
may your CPU only take you to stupid, and ointless threads like this one.
escapegoat
05-29-2008, 10:54 PM
Ummmm.....errr.......Oh, I gots it!
May you be stuck using Windows Vista for the rest of your life....and afterlife!
May a pimply teen spit in your next order from a drive-thru restaurant.
section 8
05-29-2008, 11:02 PM
and upon death may you be reincarnated as one of said teens pimples
Bo Bo
05-30-2008, 08:03 AM
May you always get a server error when trying to connect to YABS.
LewisH
05-30-2008, 09:51 AM
May you be trapped on your couch watching Fox News 24/7 with your jaw wired shut so you can't even scream.
escapegoat
05-30-2008, 10:02 AM
May you be forced to jog through the Bronx handcuffed to Richard Simmons.....
Infra-Man
05-30-2008, 10:14 AM
May you always drop your ice cream cone before it touches your lips.
May everything you drink taste like garlic butter.
May your pants always have noticeable, embarrassing stains.
May your urine flow like chilled maple syrup.
May you always have loud, uncontrollable flatulence when meeting new people.
Flying Saucers Over Oz
05-30-2008, 02:33 PM
May your nipples become infested with mites.
May all of your relatives marry outside their species.
May a puetrifying badger carcass be found within your half-consumed birthday cake.
May you have sex with Dick Cheney for all eternity.
Shisho
05-30-2008, 02:38 PM
Ummmm.....errr.......Oh, I gots it!
May you be stuck using Windows Vista for the rest of your life....and afterlife!
...that's just mean. :tongue:
My father was partial to cursing people who cut him off in traffic with "I hope you step in a big, steaming pile of dogshit in your best clothes on the way to church." I always found that funny. :redface:
Aggie
05-30-2008, 05:22 PM
may you forever be forced to listen to celine dion songs on a continuous loop.
Infra-Man
05-30-2008, 09:15 PM
May your underpants always ride up on you.
escapegoat
05-30-2008, 09:17 PM
May you always lose your car keys every time you're running late....
Cam63
05-30-2008, 09:32 PM
May you always utter, " Kill you now... bastard ! " when addressing authority figures.
Infra-Man
05-30-2008, 09:45 PM
May your shoelaces always be extremely uneven.
section 8
05-30-2008, 11:46 PM
Each time you try to speak, may you unintentionally yell "Show me them Titties"
Flying Saucers Over Oz
05-31-2008, 01:04 PM
May you lactate uncontrollably, with firehose-like intensity, whenever you're at a job interview...
May you be nude when being pulled over.
section 8
06-01-2008, 12:50 AM
I know i posted this in another thread but...
May your every beverage be transmuted into imported chinese wolf piss as it touches your lips
Flying Saucers Over Oz
06-02-2008, 01:09 PM
May you somehow end up married to Tom Cruise...
section 8
06-02-2008, 02:38 PM
may you have to suffer hearing the "fake cough" of anti smoking zelots long after you've quit smoking
Flying Saucers Over Oz
06-03-2008, 02:45 PM
May you give birth to a porcupine, then to a cheese grater, and then to a salt lick.
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