Would you like a monkey?

[Timberoo]

Sometimes I think I'd like a monkey, but then I think about the whole poop flinging thing.

[the4thpip]

I put a monkey on a pedestal. :frown:

[Infra-Man]

You know, I always wanted a pygmy marmoset. Those things are so adorable and awesome.

[Alan Lynch]

I'm determined to one day own a little capuchin monkey called Ampersand. Poop flinging and all.

[shrike]

Please don't try to own one (if you aren't joking). I had one growing up, and while it was fun, really... some things are meant to live and thrive in the wild, IMO.




PS They don't fling poop like you are led to believe, at least not from my experiences, lol.

[Pink Bat Maxine]

The Wonder Twins had a monkey, and that thing was EVIL. They'd be greats now if not for Gleek undermining them. Zan could turn into an 80 foot ICE GIANT, or a hurricane, but who can think with that little poop chittering around and undermining one's confidence? No wonder he always hadda settle for a bucket of water.






But yes, I'd like a monkey.

[Bo Bo]

It's all fun and games until it turns into Mojo Jojo!

[MPagar]

*poins to User Title*


Poop flinging? Worth the risk.

My dad owned a sexist monkey once. I miss that bugger.

[TCJohnson]

Only if I had a million dollars.

[JohnPopa]

And here I thought this thread was going to be about 'Cabin Boy.'

[Buzz Dixon]

One of my grandmother's favorite expression was "monkeydumps".

Go figure...

[Ben Morgan]

The only way I'll have a monkey is fi it flings poo all the place. That being said, who's selling Pol?

[the4thpip]

No thanks, I'm full.

[scout1279]

There are few things in this world I want more than a monkey. Now I am going to spend all day being wistful about how awesome it would be to have a monkey.


It would be like the monkey in Raiders of the Lost Arc, except I wouldn't let it eat any poison dates. I wonder if it would get along with my dog.

[Alan Lynch]

It would be like the monkey in Raiders of the Lost Arc, except I wouldn't let it eat any poison dates. I wonder if it would get along with my dog.
And without the Nazi salutes, right? Right?

But that was a bad ass monkey. If only Indy had kept him...Or was it a her?

[scout1279]

And without the Nazi salutes, right? Right?

But that was a bad ass monkey. If only Indy had kept him...Or was it a her?
Deffinitely without the Nazi salutes. I wasn't even thinking about them. Mostly I was thinking about the vest and hat and not wanting my monket to die.

I'm pretty sure they kept referring to the monkey as a him.

[CutterMike]

Here; try one of my chimpanzees -- they're milder!

[Buzz Dixon]

Do you have any menthol flavored ones?

[Shisho]

Am I the only one thinking about that bit from Dane Cook? Heist Monkey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmw9SdkPzcM)?

Cracks me up every time. :biggrin:

[Alan Lynch]

Damn Dane Cook to Hades.

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

Flying or non-flying?

[Ben Morgan]

There are monkeys who don't fly? :confused:

[Timberoo]

anything flies if you throw it hard enough

[Phil Hunn]

Give me an evil finger-pointing monkey, and I'll be happy.