What if these writers decided write for WWE?

[Tish-the-Scorpion]

this topic was made before but i don't see it anymore. but anyways heres a list.

Frank Miller

Neil Gaiman

Garth Ennis

Grant Morrison

Brian Michael Bendis

Alan Moore

J.J. Abrams

Robert Kirkman

Mark Millar

Rob Liefeld

Jeph Loeb

Wes Craven

Dean Koontz

Stan Lee

Chris Claremont

Stephen King

Tom Clancy

Anne Rice

J. K. Rowling

George Lucas

James Cameron

Max Brooks (hey why not)

C. S. Lewis

J. R. R. Tolkien

Larry and Andy Wachowski

Yoshiaki Kawajiri

Joss Whedon

how would wrestling be different under these guys/girls pen?...

[Royal]

It wouldn't.

[blackdragon6]

JJ Abrams would start out strong, but then you'll realize he's going nowhere with his insane wall banging "plot twists"...plus he would always be bringing in new wrestlers out of nowhere and the title would switch hands every week. peoples motives would be more ambiguous. having said that he would still be better than the current writers.



honestly if joss whedon started writing for wwe i would stop watching.

[xnef1025]

Miller - All female managers are also hookers, and half of them have hearts of gold.

Kirkman - Everyone is a zombie.

Liefeld - Steroids approved and encouraged. A wall between the mat and the bottom ring rope is installed so you can't see anyone's feet.

Bendis - 95% talking, 5% fighting

[BoosterBronze]

Liefeld - Steroids approved and encouraged. A wall between the mat and the bottom ring rope is installed so you can't see anyone's feet.


JR: Coming up next here at WrestleMania, the title is on the line between Metal-Arm Mike, and some dude named BreakShard who is apparently from the future!

King: Why are these two fighting?

JR: We don't know yet. They have terribly mysterious backstories!

[Comic_Mobsta]

honestly if joss whedon started writing for wwe i would stop watching.Agreed...


Tom Clancy would turn everything into some militaristic cloak and dager BS. Where wrestlers would be on some type of strike force teams with infrared goggles, taking other wrestlers out backstage all stealthy Sam Fischer like. Plus some generic rightwing leaning political intrigue.

[brundlefly]

Bendis - 95% talking, 5% fighting

All of the WWE characters now inexplicably sound Jewish and haltingly repeat themselves.

[Naetnalta]

Neil Gaiman - The Undertaker would have to memorize a heck of a lot of lines.

Garth Ennis - Bring in the makeup and prop crew because there are going to be wrestlers running around the ring with fake knives sticking out of their backs and bullet wounds spewing fake blood.

Stan Lee - Excessive alliterations.

[Johnny_Luck]

honestly if joss whedon started writing for wwe i would stop watching.

Being able to write great, original, funny characters who kick ass and entertain is a horrible thing isn't it?

[brundlefly]

Stan Lee - Excessive alliterations.

Lee would actually work perfectly for the constantly-shilling commentators:

"Stay tuned, True Believers! There's more pulse-pounding WWE excitement on the way after the break! And don't forget tickets are still available for our senses-shattering Survivor Series PPV this weekend, with a historic, hair-raising Hell in the Cell main event!"

[shades of eternity]

you put jack kirby and stan lee in charge of the scripts and commentary and I'll be there with popcorn.:smile:

[titanfan]

Judd Winick: Finally finds a home where his soap opera and sex driven storylines are actually liked by management, becomes the most famous WWE writer of all time.

Grant Morrison: We'll finally understand the scientific reason of how the Undertaker comes back from the dead, Duke "The Dumpster" Drose suddenly makes a return appearance and becomes a fan favorite due to his revamped look and attitude.

Geoff Johns: John Cena and all of the rest of today's superstars are written to the backburner, and Hulk Hogan and rest of the stars of the 80's make a big comeback!

[BoosterBronze]

Chris Claremont


Vince: Triple H.... your father is really the Ultimate Warrior!
HHH: Nooo!
Vince: And he's a demon!
HHH: Noooooo!
Vince: And you were really raised by a cult of assasins in another dimension!
HHH: Nooooooooo!

Anne Rice

Michael Cole: Edge and CM Punk were fighring, only to stop, mesmerized by the look in eachothers eyes. This is really a sexy, erotic moment,
Tazz: God is dead.

C. S. Lewis

Matt Hardy: Goodness the heels are running rampant. If only Hulk Hogan would save us.
Hardcore Holly: Indeed. I surely with the Hulkster would come back and save us.
Mr. Beaver: You just need to have faith in the Hulkster.

[GozertheGozarian]

Being able to write great, original, funny characters who kick ass and entertain is a horrible thing isn't it?
If only Whedon were any of those things.

[brundlefly]

Grant Morrison:

Main Event: A White Hot Room match. Both contestants are blindfolded and then ingest copious amounts of LSD, using their "third eye" to battle their opponent in astral space.



Vince: Triple H.... your father is really the Ultimate Warrior!
HHH: Nooo!
Vince: And he's a demon!
HHH: Noooooo!

That sounds more like Chuck Austen to me...

[DWEarhart]

Twenty minutes after being hired:

Every writer on the list: Mr. McMahon, we, uh, we don't really see this character going in that direction, so, we made a few changes.

Vince McMahon: YOUR AAAALLLLL FIIIIIIIRRRRRRREED-UH!!!

[Comic_Mobsta]

Twenty minutes after being hired:

Every writer on the list: Mr. McMahon, we, uh, we don't really see this character going in that direction, so, we made a few changes.

Vince McMahon: YOUR AAAALLLLL FIIIIIIIRRRRRRREED-UH!!!The most realistic answer....Especially if it involved Stone Cold or The Rock.

[Jared]

Joss Whedon: all promos are studded with snarky retorts and geek culture references.
I would add "and at least one Diva inexplicably comes to the sudden realizaiton that she's a complete lesbian", but that's not so different from what I'd expect from WWE anyway. There will however, definitely be several divas with super powers.

.J. R. R. Tolkien: Every wrestler gets at least three names that are used alternately. Each event begins with the announcers going over a detailed history of that nights' venue. And no dark-skinned faces, ever. :)

Neil Gaiman: Raven has to come back, for starters.

[lboinyamouf4sho]

Joss Whedon: all promos are studded with snarky retorts and geek culture references.


sounds like joss whedon wrote almost every post in this thread.

[Alan Lynch]

Twenty minutes after being hired:

Every writer on the list: Mr. McMahon, we, uh, we don't really see this character going in that direction, so, we made a few changes.

Vince McMahon: YOUR AAAALLLLL FIIIIIIIRRRRRRREED-UH!!!
Yeah, that pretty much covers it.

[Tish-the-Scorpion]

Kirkman - Everyone is a zombie.

or at least no one is safe from "jobing" to the brutal horrific storyline..

[blackdragon6]

Being able to write great, original, funny characters who kick ass and entertain is a horrible thing isn't it?nah just too much quirk for me..