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section 8
05-15-2008, 01:33 PM
well ask an indian (feather not dot) went so well i thought i'd go for the southern heritage too. see if we cant clear up the mess larry the cable guy made

so got a question on Southern culture?

ask a redneck?
Flying Saucers Over Oz
05-15-2008, 01:48 PM
I would, but my experience has been the average redneck is willing to give you his opinion whether you ask for it or not...
section 8
05-15-2008, 02:03 PM
yes that is true, it dates back to the second cilvil war when Garth brooks told auntie em to let old yeller out *spits Backy* thems were simpler times...where is my beer?
Ben Morgan
05-15-2008, 02:22 PM
Have you ever tried not being a red neck?
section 8
05-15-2008, 02:45 PM
Have you ever tried not being a red neck?
well i try not to show m proverbial neck in certain situations, but i could move to New York Shed my accent, and completly conform to the way things are done up ther, and i'd just be a redneck...and a liar.

a cat can have kittens in an oven, but that don't make them biscuts
RaulTheCat
05-15-2008, 02:48 PM
a cat can have kittens in an oven, but that don't make them biscuts

I live in the south (born and raised), and while I'm not a redneck, I know plenty of them, and this phrase is very much authentic Redneck.
Sally Sensational
05-15-2008, 04:56 PM
I live in the south (born and raised), and while I'm not a redneck, I know plenty of them, and this phrase is very much authentic Redneck.

So's "well butter my butt and call me toast!"
section 8
05-15-2008, 05:03 PM
shit fireand sve your matches
Sally Sensational
05-15-2008, 05:09 PM
Don't let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird ass.

Your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.

I'm gonna slap the taste out of your mouth.

I'm gonna slap you naked and hide your clothes.
Astonishing X-Fan
05-15-2008, 05:56 PM
When you were a kid, which side did you pick during "cowboys and indians"?
Cam63
05-15-2008, 05:58 PM
Are you sure it's not a rash ?
section 8
05-15-2008, 06:02 PM
Wrong thread,

i never played that i recall.

though in third grade, i remember a football game where the kids picked the team names "cowboys" and "redskins". due to a broken collar bone, i couldn't play.
section 8
05-15-2008, 06:04 PM
Are you sure it's not a rash ?
nope, not a rash. natural skin color.