The never ending random question thread!

[Tyr]

Ok heres how this thread works, first person asks a random question. The next person must answer the said question. Then that person asks a random question. The next person answers that question and so on.

Everyone got that, ok then here we go! :biggrin:

What is your shoe size?

[Ben Morgan]

12

What do you think of Cam.....'s feet?

[Linkara]

It's very impressive how he taught himself to use them as hands for drinking beer in case his hands ever got broken.

What would you do for a Clarke Bar?

[juggling man]

dish out a dollar 15.

What does MC squared equal?

[Alan Lynch]

That's E, I think.

If you had a hairy back would you shave it, or let nature take it's course?

[the4thpip]

Trim it.

Who's your favorite Stax Records singer?

[Tyr]

That guy who was in that movie last year...

Boxers, Breifs, or Commando?

[section 8]

That guy who was in that movie last year...

Boxers, Breifs, or Commando?

comando what did you eat for lunch?

[Aggie]

comando what did you eat for lunch?

sausage, egg, and cheese breakfast sandwich...


why is the sky blue??

[Pink Bat Maxine]

sausage, egg, and cheese breakfast sandwich...


why is the sky blue??

It's mourning the ozone layer.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

[Gilda Dent]

It's mourning the ozone layer.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

They're sparrows and recognize me as a fellow harbinger of evil.

Which is the best short story writer: Cheever, Welty, or O'Connor?

[Bo Bo]

They're sparrows and recognize me as a fellow harbinger of evil.

Which is the best short story writer: Cheever, Welty, or O'Connor?

Haven't read any of them so I'll go with Welty.


Who is Welty?

[MPagar]

She was an award-winning American author and photographer who wrote about the American South(Thank you, Wikipedia).

If you can be a song genre, what would you be and why?

[MPagar]

She was an award-winning American author and photographer who wrote about the American South(Thank you, Wikipedia).

If you can be a song genre, what would you be and why?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

She was an award-winning American author and photographer who wrote about the American South(Thank you, Wikipedia).

If you can be a song genre, what would you be and why?

Bebop Jazz, 'cause it's madness made beautiful.

If you could attend any musical performance throughout history, what would you choose?

[Erik Burnham]

Bebop Jazz, 'cause it's madness made beautiful.

If you could attend any musical performance throughout history, what would you choose?

Woodstock during the Renaissance. (;

How long before luck reverses (from good to bad or vice versa?)

[Aggie]

it doesn't...

to become pink bat max, do i have to kill pink bat max??

[a. non]

it doesn't...

to become pink bat max, do i have to kill pink bat max??

You don't have to kill her, but having 2 Pinks would overload the board with awsomeness.

How come you won't tell me why you punched Bruce Boxleitner?

[Aggie]

You don't have to kill her, but having 2 Pinks would overload the board with awsomeness.

How come you won't tell me why you punched Bruce Boxleitner?


because i had to tell him once...


how many poems have you written over the years??

[Pink Bat Maxine]

because i had to tell him once...


how many poems have you written over the years??

More than you could bear to hear me recite.

If you had a red door, would you want it painted black?

[section 8]

um sure

What does marcellus Wallace look like?

[a. non]

um sure

What does marcellus Wallace look like?

Some say he looks like Carrot Top...but you didn't here it from me

<_<
>_>

Who would win in a thumb wrestling contest: Buddha or Jesus?

[section 8]

Some say he looks like Carrot Top...but you didn't here it from me

<_<
>_>

Who would win in a thumb wrestling contest: Buddha or Jesus?

jesus was a carpenter so he'd have the advantage.



where are you from?

[a. non]

jesus was a carpenter so he'd have the advantage.



where are you from?

I come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow


Is this statement false?

[section 8]

I come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow


Is this statement false?

no it's ZEP. nothing they say is false

what time is it?

[Gilda Dent]

Time for some Fallout.

Complete this simile with something other than "sliced bread":

It's the greatest thing since _________ .

[a. non]

Time for some Fallout.

Complete this simile with something other than "sliced bread":

It's the greatest thing since _________ .

YABS

What can i take for these headaches?

[Sally Sensational]

Tylenol and two shots of whiskey. But no more because then you'd have a different kind of headache in the morning.

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

[a. non]

Tylenol and two shots of whiskey. But no more because then you'd have a different kind of headache in the morning.

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

42

Doesn't it seem like we almost know what we're doing?

[Tyr]

42

Doesn't it seem like we almost know what we're doing?

Not really, your just have delusions of grandeur.

How many legos do you think it would take to build the Death Star?

[Ben Morgan]

Ask Lester.


Will you ask Lester?

[section 8]

Ask Lester.


Will you ask Lester?

ok sure

can i go to bed now?

[Lester C.]

ok sure

can i go to bed now?

Lester says no. If I have to stay up all night, then damn it I want company.

[saintsaucey]

Lester says no. If I have to stay up all night, then damn it I want company.

since lester forgot to ask a question, can I ask one for him?

Crap!

[Solaris]

ok sure

can i go to bed now?

If it's still there and not in another dimension by now.

Who framed Roger Rabbit?

[Tyr]

If it's still there and not in another dimension by now.

Who framed Roger Rabbit?

Disney, they did it to buy the rights to the character.

It's getting just a tad chilly, should I put on some pants?

[section 8]

NO PANTS ARE EVIL

but i actually dont have a bed. i only sleep two hours a night should i buy one?

[OzBat!]

yes, because your youthful vim and vigour will suddenly leave you when you least expect it and you will need something to collapse your decrepid middleage hide into.

why can't lester follow basic instructions?

[MPagar]

Lester thinks he's too good for that stuff.

What's the last meal you'd like to have?

[section 8]

buttered bacon wrapped arounda rare steak with a cheese fries, and grilled shrimp wrapped in bacon, for dessert a pound of lard

where is my beer?

[MPagar]

Ask Cam.

Favorite canceled TV show?

[Tyr]

Ask Cam.

Favorite canceled TV show?

Firefly

Are you or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?

[Joshua Pantalleresco]

In a past life. That whole Karl Marx thing was a great theory, until I realized I can make the same money as a garbage man as I could being a nuclear scientist. Which may be a good thing for the population altogether as I do like pressing red buttons...

Anyways, my question

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would if he was bitten by a radioactive spider?

JP

[Pink Bat Maxine]

In a past life. That whole Karl Marx thing was a great theory, until I realized I can make the same money as a garbage man as I could being a nuclear scientist. Which may be a good thing for the population altogether as I do like pressing red buttons...

Anyways, my question

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would if he was bitten by a radioactive spider?

JP

Twelve cords. Precisely.

Would you care to dance?

[Gilda Dent]

Twelve cords. Precisely.

Would you care to dance?

Only if you lead.

If your life were a Shakespeare play, would it be a comedy or a tragedy?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Only if you lead.

(We must never, ever, ever be dance partners, I think. The resulting struggle for who leads and who follows would send the earth spinning into the sun!)

If your life were a Shakespeare play, would it be a comedy or a tragedy?

My life would be a Shakespearian tragedy, that would be played by hams who come on stage drunk and in their underwear.

Is your life a novel, or a collection of short stories?

[Gilda Dent]

(We must never, ever, ever be dance partners, I think. The resulting struggle for who leads and who follows would send the earth spinning into the sun!)

It would be like a battle between Midnighter and Batgirl, each waiting for the other to make the first move so the other could react appropriately, and nobody doing anything.


My life would be a Shakespearian tragedy, that would be played by hams who come on stage drunk and in their underwear.

Is your life a novel, or a collection of short stories?

A collection. Childhood, teen years, transition, single life, married life, full time mommy, married with children, full house, and that's just to 31.

Are you a Calvin (the world is your playground and the people actors in your play) or a Hobbes (a player in someone else's dream)?

[Bo Bo]

It would be like a battle between Midnighter and Batgirl, each waiting for the other to make the first move so the other could react appropriately, and nobody doing anything.

A collection. Childhood, teen years, transition, single life, married life, full time mommy, married with children, full house, and that's just to 31.

Are you a Calvin (the world is your playground and the people actors in your play) or a Hobbes (a player in someone else's dream)?

Hobbes.

What's your favourite food?

[Solaris]

Hobbes.

What's your favourite food?


Tomato sandwiches.


If you were stuck on Gilligan's Island, who would you want to date?

[Bo Bo]

Tomato sandwiches.


If you were stuck on Gilligan's Island, who would you want to date?

Marry Ann I guess.

Who was better Kirk or Picard?

[Solaris]

Marry Ann I guess.

Who was better Kirk or Picard?

They both had their jerk moments... but Picard overall was the smarter and better captain. Kirk either fucked it, fought it, tried to bribe/intimidate it, or gambled on the outcome.

Why don't more men wear pink shoes with little flashy lights?

[Bo Bo]

They both had their jerk moments... but Picard overall was the smarter and better captain. Kirk either fucked it, fought it, tried to bribe/intimidate it, or gambled on the outcome.

Why don't more men wear pink shoes with little flashy lights?

They're hard to come by in the proper sizes.

Follow up of sorts: why aren't shoes with flashy lights not business appropriate attire?

[Tyr]

They're hard to come by in the proper sizes.

Follow up of sorts: why aren't shoes with flashy lights not business appropriate attire?

Dunno, but I'll ask during my shift tonight.

Paper or plastic?

[a. non]

Dunno, but I'll ask during my shift tonight.

Paper or plastic?

I use cash to pay for most things

Should cell phones double as universal remotes?

[Bo Bo]

I use cash to pay for most things

Should cell phones double as universal remotes?

No because that's the next step in the robot invasion and enslavement of humanity.

Yay or nay?

[a. non]

No because that's the next step in the robot invasion and enslavement of humanity.

Yay or nay?

Nay I Say! A Thousand Times NNNAAAAAYYYYYYY!

If your left foot and right foot ran a race, which one would win?

[Bo Bo]

Nay I Say! A Thousand Times NNNAAAAAYYYYYYY!

If your left foot and right foot ran a race, which one would win?

The left foot, the right one is just plain lazy.....

Glass half full or half empty?

[a. non]

The left foot, the right one is just plain lazy.....

Glass half full or half empty?

the glass is waaayyy to big.

Is that a bear in your oatmeal?

[Bo Bo]

the glass is waaayyy to big.

Is that a bear in your oatmeal?

Naw, it's an ewok.

So how you doin?

[Tyr]

Naw, it's an ewok.

So how you doin?

I'm doin pretty good, thanks for asking.

What about love,
don't you want someone to care about you?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

I'm doin pretty good, thanks for asking.

What about love,
don't you want someone to care about you?

Sure do! Lucky I have some.

Do you prefer to be too hot or too cold?

[Tyr]

Sure do! Lucky I have some.

Do you prefer to be too hot or too cold?

Too cold, cause theres easy ways to deal with that, too hot isn't as easy.

Which Monopoly token is your favorite?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Too cold, cause theres easy ways to deal with that, too hot isn't as easy.

Which Monopoly token is your favorite?

The shoe.

Do you prefer games of strategy or games of chance?

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

Strategy, because then I can lose quicker.

And what of Naomi?

[Bo Bo]

Strategy, because then I can lose quicker.

And what of Naomi?

Don't know, never met her.

So if a woodchuck can't chuck wood, why is it called a woodchuck?

[Gilda Dent]

Don't know, never met her.

So if a woodchuck can't chuck wood, why is it called a woodchuck?

Because woodcharles would sound silly.

Calico or tiger striped?

[Aggie]

Because woodcharles would sound silly.

Calico or tiger striped?

tiger...

thong or bikini cut??

[Pink Bat Maxine]

tiger...

thong or bikini cut??

Bikini.

Paper or plastic?

[Tyr]

Leather, and I've already asked that question.

Do you think Maxie will ever stop copying me? :tongue:

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Leather, and I've already asked that question.

Do you think Maxie will ever stop copying me? :tongue:

I don't copy you..... that's absurd.

Do you think Maxie will ever stop copying me?

[Tyr]

I guess not...

Ha! You forgot the smily, take that you lazy cut and paster, you!

Could I get a virtual hug?

[Yue]

I guess not...

Ha! You forgot the smily, take that you lazy cut and paster, you!

Could I get a virtual hug?

*hugs!*

Cookie Monster or Miss Piggy?.

[Vendetta]

Miss Piggy.

Do people like you for yourself or for what they think you can do for them?

[Solaris]

Miss Piggy.

Do people like you for yourself or for what they think you can do for them?

For myself---they have to, considering what a pain I can be at times! :wink:

What mutant power would you have the most fun with, and why?

[OzBat!]

Kitty Pride/Shadowcat intangibility! Soooo much fun, no door is closed to me, and I could get paid by electronics shops to simply stay away!

How much time is too much time online?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Kitty Pride/Shadowcat intangibility! Soooo much fun, no door is closed to me, and I could get paid by electronics shops to simply stay away!

How much time is too much time online?

When your eyes ache and carpal tunnel sets in.

What is your favorite city?

[Bo Bo]

When your eyes ache and carpal tunnel sets in.

What is your favorite city?

Honestly for me there's no place like home. But I do like to travel!

Are you more of an evil mastermind or bumbling lackey?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Honestly for me there's no place like home. But I do like to travel!

Are you more of an evil mastermind or bumbling lackey?

Evil Mastermind. But I'm only in it for the volcano lair and the monorail.

What would you use your powers for.... good or evil?

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

Good. Evil, I'd only be one of a rogues gallery, and probably one of the lamer ones, but as a good guy, I might get my own book, or at least a regular supporting role in a team somewhere.

On the other, being evil pays better...

Why are you dressed like Nancy Sinatra?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Good. Evil, I'd only be one of a rogues gallery, and probably one of the lamer ones, but as a good guy, I might get my own book, or at least a regular supporting role in a team somewhere.

On the other, being evil pays better...

Why are you dressed like Nancy Sinatra?

My boots have some people to walk all over.

What's your favorite style of shoe?

[Tyr]

My boots have some people to walk all over.

What's your favorite style of shoe?

Hiking Boot

I've got two cats in my room, a fat one and a skinny one, which one should I torment first?

[Yue]

Hiking Boot

I've got two cats in my room, a fat one and a skinny one, which one should I torment first?

Neither. PETA hides in closets!

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

[a. non]

Neither. PETA hides in closets!

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

In London, looking for Waldo.

Did everything just taste purple for a moment?

[Bo Bo]

In London, looking for Waldo.

Did everything just taste purple for a moment?

I'd say it was more mauve tasting...

What's your favourite werd al song?

[OzBat!]

When I was your age. I play it extremely loud when my kids get too uppity.

If you were a transformer, what would you transform into and why?

[Tyr]

When I was your age. I play it extremely loud when my kids get too uppity.

If you were a transformer, what would you transform into and why?

I'd be one of those triple transformers, the ones that transform into two vechicles and a robot..

I'd be one that transforms into a assualt chopper and a tank, cause I like assualt choppers and tanks and I'd have a real hard time choosing between the two.

Is nice and sunny here, is it nice and sunny where you live?

[Yue]

I'd be one of those triple transformers, the ones that transform into two vechicles and a robot..

I'd be one that transforms into a assualt chopper and a tank, cause I like assualt choppers and tanks and I'd have a real hard time choosing between the two.

Is nice and sunny here, is it nice and sunny where you live?

It's hot and humid where I live. I am not pleased.

First overrated movie that comes to mind?

[a. non]

It's hot and humid where I live. I am not pleased.

First overrated movie that comes to mind?

That one movie with Will Farrell.

First underrated movie that comes to mind?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

That one movie with Will Farrell.

First underrated movie that comes to mind?

Saved!

Which character in The Breakfast Club most resembles you?

[Ben Morgan]

Nevermind.

[Yue]

Saved!

Which character in The Breakfast Club most resembles you?

Um, probably the nerdy one. Brian, I think?

Monopoly or Scrabble?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Um, probably the nerdy one. Brian, I think?

Monopoly or Scrabble?

Scrabble.

Poker or chess?

[OzBat!]

Ack! too slow! Ummm...

Chess. Speed Chess. on Acid.

Worst Aussie stereotype: Yahoo Serious or Crocodile Dundee?

[Yue]

Ack! too slow! Ummm...

Chess. Speed Chess. on Acid.

Worst Aussie stereotype: Yahoo Serious or Crocodile Dundee?

Crocodile Dundee.

Beatles or Elvis?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Crocodile Dundee.

Beatles or Elvis?

Beatles.

Earth, fire, water, or wind?

[OzBat!]

Avatar.

Original or prequel Star Wars?

[Yue]

Avatar.

Original or prequel Star Wars?

Original. WOOKIES!

Saturday Night Live or Madtv?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Original. WOOKIES!

Saturday Night Live or Madtv?

Kids In The Hall.

Mounds or Almond Joy?

[Aggie]

Kids In The Hall.

Mounds or Almond Joy?
both...almond joy's got nuts and mounds don't...cuz some times you feel like a nut and sometimes you don't...:evilsmile:


mary or rhoda??

[section 8]

both...almond joy's got nuts and mounds don't...cuz some times you feel like a nut and sometimes you don't...:evilsmile:


mary or rhoda??

Mary, Bloody , on the rocks

you remember dees?

[Ben Morgan]

Mary, Bloody , on the rocks

you remember dees?

No.



Would you have sex with Lester?

[Yue]

No thanks. :tongue:

Big Bird or Elmo?

[section 8]

Big Bird or Elmo?

Oscar

How come no one remembers Dee Snider?

[Aggie]

Oscar

How come no one remembers Dee Snider?

because he was a twisted sister...


how great am i??

[Ben Morgan]

Because Cam wiped their memory



Would you have sex with Lester?

[Aggie]

Oscar

How come no one remembers Dee Snider?

because he was a twisted sister...


how great am i??

[Aggie]

Because Cam wiped their memory



Would you have sex with Lester?

yes..

would you have sex w/ jack's beard??

[section 8]

Because Cam wiped their memory



Would you have sex with Lester?

no, no, no thanks

How many posts have you made?

[section 8]

Because Cam wiped their memory



Would you have sex with Lester?

no, no, no thanks

How many posts have you made?

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

because he was a twisted sister...


how great am i??

Never mind, multiple post.

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

because he was a twisted sister...


how great am i??

You...REALLY don't want the answer to that...

Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

Never mind, multiple post.

[section 8]

You...REALLY don't want the answer to that...

Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

i;m more of a flying monkey

are you threatening me?

[Ben Morgan]

Yes.



Would you have sex with Lester in Spain?

[section 8]

Yes.



Would you have sex with Lester in Spain?

not in spain
not in the rain
not on a plane
not in maine
i will not have sex with him
i will not do it Ben Morgan

Got it?

[Yue]

not in spain
not in the rain
not on a plane
not in maine
i will not have sex with him
i will not do it Ben Morgan

Got it?

Yup.

Which YABSter will you have sex with?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Yup.

Which YABSter will you have sex with?

The one with the money to allow me to live in luxury.

Do my lies convince you?

[Ben Morgan]

Maybe.




Which YABSter will section 8 have sex with?

[Gilda Dent]

Maybe.




Which YABSter will section 8 have sex with?

Himself.

Hemingway or Fitzgerald?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Himself.

Hemingway or Fitzgerald?

Fitzgerald.

Romantic or Classical styles in art?

[Yue]

Fitzgerald.

Romantic or Classical styles in art?

Romantic.

Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Chronicles of Narnia?

[a. non]

Romantic.

Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Chronicles of Narnia?

LOTR

Where did Cartoon Network first go wrong?

[Yue]

LOTR

Where did Cartoon Network first go wrong?

Powerpuff Girls.

Old Battlestar Galactica or New Battlestar Galactica?

[a. non]

Powerpuff Girls.

Old Battlestar Galactica or New Battlestar Galactica?

*i'm gonna pretend you didn't say that*

New BSG even they killed Cally dammit

Would you rather be obscenely wealthy or merely filthy rich?

[Ben Morgan]

The former.



How much money would it take for you to have sex with Lester?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

The former.



How much money would it take for you to have sex with Lester?

How much money have you got?

What does 'The Pursuit of Happiness' mean to you?

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

Movie I didn't see.

What was that?

[Bo Bo]

Movie I didn't see.

What was that?

It was nothing.

Mutliple choice question:

a,b,c or d?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

It was nothing.

Mutliple choice question:

a,b,c or d?

Don't put me in your tiny little boxes!

Best hot drink?

[Bo Bo]

Don't put me in your tiny little boxes!

Best hot drink?

Tea.

A car is heading east at 40 mph and another car is heading west at 55mph.


What time is it?

[Gilda Dent]

Tea.

A car is heading east at 40 mph and another car is heading west at 55mph.


What time is it?

Time to celebrate!

Who is cooler, Fonzie or The Doctor?

[Tyr]

Time to celebrate!

Who is cooler, Fonzie or The Doctor?

Fonzie, he doesn't need a sonic screw driver to get things to work, he just has to snap his fingers.

Who would you rather take as a lover, Ash or Brisco County Jr?

[hellokittykat]

*i'm gonna pretend you didn't say that*

New BSG even they killed Cally dammit

Would you rather be obscenely wealthy or merely filthy rich?

Holy crap, I'm gonna pretend I didn't here that too! :eek:

Blasphemy!

[Bo Bo]

Holy crap, I'm gonna pretend I didn't here that too! :eek:

Blasphemy!

Hey, you didn't answer then asled a question :mad: :tongue:

Fonzie, he doesn't need a sonic screw driver to get things to work, he just has to snap his fingers.

Who would you rather take as a lover, Ash or Brisco County Jr?

Ash, it's all about the boom stick :tongue:

Which actress was the best Catwoman?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Hey, you didn't answer then asled a question :mad: :tongue:



Ash, it's all about the boom stick :tongue:

Which actress was the best Catwoman?

I know I SHOULD say Eartha Kitt, but I'm a Julie Newmar kinda gal.

If you had to spend a day as any animal, what would you choose?

[Incognita]

I know I SHOULD say Eartha Kitt, but I'm a Julie Newmar kinda gal.

If you had to spend a day as any animal, what would you choose?

Seeing as it's only a day, Eagle.

Which one is crazier, Japan or China?

[Tyr]

Seeing as it's only a day, Eagle.

Which one is crazier, Japan or China?

Japan, they actually like us. :tongue:

Do you think that Gail will ever post on this thread, or is it to zany even for her?

[Bo Bo]

Japan, they actually like us. :tongue:

Do you think that Gail will ever post on this thread, or is it to zany even for her?

I think one of Gail's clones might.

Would Gail make a better superhero or supervillain?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

I think one of Gail's clones might.

Would Gail make a better superhero or supervillain?

Supervillian.

I just read an old Cary Bates and Elliot Maggin story where the former became a villain quite naturally, as his job was to put heroes in peril.

Silver Age or Modern Age?

[Solaris]

LOTR

Where did Cartoon Network first go wrong?

I know we're past this, but I have to answer it anyway:

Cow and Chicken.

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

Supervillian.

I just read an old Cary Bates and Elliot Maggin story where the former became a villain quite naturally, as his job was to put heroes in peril.

Silver Age or Modern Age?

Silver Age, because I'm an embittered old fart.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

[Bo Bo]

Silver Age, because I'm an embittered old fart.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!

(I couldn't help myself :redface: )

Who's your favourite Muppet?

[Aggie]

SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!

(I couldn't help myself :redface: )

Who's your favourite Muppet?

miss piggy...

why aren't we playing scrabble right now??

[Bo Bo]

miss piggy...

why aren't we playing scrabble right now??

because I haven't logged on yet.

To the ladder room?

[Aggie]

because I haven't logged on yet.

To the ladder room?

yes.

who will get tonight's ass whuppin'??

[Bo Bo]

yes.

who will get tonight's ass whuppin'??

:evilsmile:

Why is scrabble so addictive?

[Tommy]

:evilsmile:

Why is scrabble so addictive?

Because Satan invented it.

Who has a story that can top mine?

[Aggie]

:evilsmile:

Why is scrabble so addictive?

because it causes crippling emotional pain when you vanquish your opponent.


do you really think i'm sexy??

[Bo Bo]

Because Satan invented it.

Who has a story that can top mine?

Hmmm I dunno, CSI:YABS is pretty good too... so is YABS in space (if it ever comes back. Speaking of coming back, when will MMIRTB come out of hiatus?)

because it causes crippling emotional pain when you vanquish your opponent.


do you really think i'm sexy??

Sexy isn't sexy enough to descibe you :wink:


ok back to the thread at hand,

What colour socks are you wearing right now?

[Ben Morgan]

White.



Forever live your life sneezing, or farting?

[Aggie]

Hmmm I dunno, CSI:YABS is pretty good too... so is YABS in space (if it ever comes back. Speaking of coming back, when will MMIRTB come out of hiatus?)



Sexy isn't sexy enough to descibe you :wink:


ok back to the thread at hand,

What colour socks are you wearing right now?

white and gray...


what came first, the chicken or the egg??

[Erebus]

The Egg.

If Jonny has 4 apples, and Billy has 2 apples, why don't they just shut up and eat their apples?

[Gilda Dent]

The Egg.

If Jonny has 4 apples, and Billy has 2 apples, why don't they just shut up and eat their apples?

They're wearing braces, and apples are a no-no.

When angels dance on the head of a pin, what dance to they do?

[a. non]

They're wearing braces, and apples are a no-no.

When angels dance on the head of a pin, what dance to they do?

the Hoodleehoo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBR0UsmXrNA)

True or False?

[Bo Bo]

the Hoodleehoo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBR0UsmXrNA)

True or False?

Maybe.


"To be or not to be?" is that really the question?

[the4thpip]

Maybe.


"To be or not to be?" is that really the question?

It hasn't been since 1971.

Why did Gail choose the name "Misfit"?

[Solaris]

It hasn't been since 1971.

Why did Gail choose the name "Misfit"?

It had something to do with the proper size of condoms not being on the shelves that day.

(I kid! I kid! I'm just in a weird, zany mood today.)


Question:

Why is the world round?

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

Because if it were triangular, people would think The Illuminati were behind it...

How could you believe me when I said I loved you when you know I've been a liar all my life?

[Solaris]

Because if it were triangular, people would think The Illuminati were behind it...

How could you believe me when I said I loved you when you know I've been a liar all my life?

Because, if you said you'd been a liar all your life, then you were lying about that.
:biggrin:

Who put the lime in the coconut?

[Bo Bo]

Because, if you said you'd been a liar all your life, then you were lying about that.
:biggrin:

Who put the lime in the coconut?

Dunno, but they drank it all up.

If I sang out of key, would you stand up and walk out on me?

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

Hell, I'd do that even if you weren't singing.

If I were a carpenter and you were a lady, would you marry me anyway, would you have my baby?

[Solaris]

No. I'm not a termite. :wink:

Do you question reality?

[Bo Bo]

No. I'm not a termite. :wink:

Do you question reality?

Like, whoah, there is no spoon.....

Red pill or blue pill?

[Solaris]

Like, whoah, there is no spoon.....

Red pill or blue pill?

Mash 'em together and make one big purple pill, and watch for the Purple Haze.

Whirled Peas, or World Peace?

[Tyr]

Mash 'em together and make one big purple pill, and watch for the Purple Haze.

Whirled Peas, or World Peace?

Whirled peas, its more entertaining

Whats the ladder room?

[Bo Bo]

Whirled peas, its more entertaining

Whats the ladder room?

Room some of us yabsers use to play scrabble at scrabulous or a room used to keep ladders

Why won't the work day end......?

[Gilda Dent]

Room some of us yabsers use to play scrabble at scrabulous or a room used to keep ladders

Why won't the work day end......?

It will, just be patient.

Ridge Racer or Burnout?

[Solaris]

It will, just be patient.

Ridge Racer or Burnout?


I don't know; they sound like some fancy new line of tennis shoes designed to appeal to the extreme sport wannabe kids. *chuckles*

How far is it to Mars, and do they have Mars Bars there?

[Aggie]

I don't know; they sound like some fancy new line of tennis shoes designed to appeal to the extreme sport wannabe kids. *chuckles*

How far is it to Mars, and do they have Mars Bars there?

just before you hit uranus and yes, only they call them earth bars instead...


why shoot the sheriff but not the deputy??

[Sally Sensational]

just before you hit uranus and yes, only they call them earth bars instead...


why shoot the sheriff but not the deputy??

Because the deputy knows where to get the good weed.

A few minutes ago, my cat asked me a question. What was it?

[Aggie]

Because the deputy knows where to get the good weed.

A few minutes ago, my cat asked me a question. What was it?

"when's feeding time??"


why do weirdos hang out in laundromats??

[Solaris]

"when's feeding time??"


why do weirdos hang out in laundromats??


Half past a whisker, and because weirdos are broke.


Does anybody really know what time it is?

[Bo Bo]

Half past a whisker, and because weirdos are broke.


Does anybody really know what time it is?

Sure, it's time to get drunk! (if you're not already)

now, where's my pants?

[Lester C.]

Sure, it's time to get drunk! (if you're not already)

now, where's my pants?

Around your head. Serves you right for trying to drink as many beers in a day that Cam drinks in an hour. Why is it you can bust a move or rhyme anywhere but you can only bust a cap in someone's ass?

[Aggie]

Around your head. Serves you right for trying to drink as many beers in a day that Cam drinks in an hour. Why is it you can bust a move or rhyme anywhere but you can only bust a cap in someone's ass?

because it's the fleshiest part of the body...


are you really sure??

[Bo Bo]

because it's the fleshiest part of the body...


are you really sure??

of course not!

What happens if I ask a question that's already been asked??

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

Gail sends the gorilla knights after you.

Why don't you do right like those other men do?

[Tyr]

Because evil is more fun and they get cooler stuff.

Are you worried the new Indiana Jones flick is going to suck?

[Dreadstar]

A summer popcorn flick? Nope. Never.

Age before beauty?

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

A summer popcorn flick? Nope. Never.

Age before beauty?

And pearls before swine.

Are those real?

[Gilda Dent]

And pearls before swine.

Are those real?

For now, yes. Ask me again in about a month.

Would you rather have a calico cat, or wear a calico dress?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

For now, yes. Ask me again in about a month.

Would you rather have a calico cat, or wear a calico dress?

Dress.

Charles Dickens or Oscar Wilde?

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

Wild ol' Wilde.

Pie or rice pudding?

[Tyr]

Wild ol' Wilde.

Pie or rice pudding?

Pie, of course

Are you kidding me?

[hellokittykat]

Pie, of course

Are you kidding me?

No.

Do I look like I'm kidding?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

No.

Do I look like I'm kidding?

Yes.

Why do you ask?

[Gilda Dent]

Yes.

Why do you ask?

That's the purpose of the thread.

Why are superheroes always Captains?

[Aggie]

That's the purpose of the thread.

Why are superheroes always Captains?

cuz it sounds more kick ass than admiral...


what's in this soup??

[Pink Bat Maxine]

cuz it sounds more kick ass than admiral...


what's in this soup??

Nothing you need to call the health inspector about.

Did you swallow any?

[Aggie]

Nothing you need to call the health inspector about.

Did you swallow any?

nah, i'm a spitter...

does this make my ass look fat??

[hellokittykat]

nah, i'm a spitter...

does this make my ass look fat??

No. :smile:

Is that supposed to be a trick question?

[Aggie]

No. :smile:

Is that supposed to be a trick question?

only to those who have seen my ass...:wink:

do fries come w/ that shake??

[Gilda Dent]

only to those who have seen my ass...:wink:

do fries come w/ that shake??

No, fries are extra.

Better satire on war: The Mouse that Roared, or Duck Soup?

[Tyr]

No, fries are extra.

Better satire on war: The Mouse that Roared, or Duck Soup?

Dr. Strangelove..haven't seen the Mouse the Roared, though Peter Sellers is in it so I really should eventually.

Microsoft or Sony?

[a. non]

Dr. Strangelove..haven't seen the Mouse the Roared, though Peter Sellers is in it so I realy should eventually.

Microsoft or Sony?

Sony makes things that actually work

If Superman could only fight for Truth OR Justice, which would he choose?

[Ben Morgan]

Neither.



Would you go on a date with Corrina?

[Tommy]

Not until she buys a prom dress that covers her dirty pillows!

Why are you people so morally ambiguous?

[Tyr]

Not until she buys a prom dress that covers her dirty pillows!

Why are you people so morally ambiguous?

Cause being totally evil is a strain on ones conscious, and being totally good is too much work.

I miss Sunshine, she hasn't been on this board in awhile, anyone know how come?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Cause being totally evil is a strain on ones conscious, and being totally good is too much work.

I miss Sunshine, she hasn't been on this board in awhile, anyone know how come?

The Shadow Knows.

Will the sun really come out tomorrow?

[Bo Bo]

The Shadow Knows.

Will the sun really come out tomorrow?

You can bet your bottom dollar on it!

Is there a never ending thread that Pink Bat Maxine would not post in?

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

Well, yes, but it's on another site...

What's with all the tassels?

[Gilda Dent]

Well, yes, but it's on another site...

What's with all the tassels?

[Withering stare]

Gilda don't do tassels.

Polk or Klipsh?

[Aggie]

[Withering stare]

Gilda don't do tassels.

Polk or Klipsh?

polk...

who will smite the children??

[Yue]

polk...

who will smite the children??

Bill O'Reilly.

Are you only happy when it rains?

[a. non]

Bill O'Reilly.

Are you only happy when it rains?

I'm only happy when it's complicated.
And though I know you can't appreciate it
I'm only happy when it rains



If you had to choose between Truth or Justice, which would you choose?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

I'm only happy when it's complicated.
And though I know you can't appreciate it
I'm only happy when it rains



If you had to choose between Truth or Justice, which would you choose?

Can't have Justice without Truth.

What is the American Way?

[a. non]

Can't have Justice without Truth.

What is the American Way?

Wine, Women, and Song



If I told you my favorite album was Cheap Trick Live At Budokan , would that change your opinion of me?

[Ben Morgan]

Not at all.



What is Cam's middle name?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Not at all.



What is Cam's middle name?

I dunno..... he pulls out that Bowie knife everytime I ask.

What's a drop bear?

[a. non]

I dunno..... he pulls out that Bowie knife everytime I ask.

What's a drop bear?


A giant koala bear


Do the Foo Fighters fight for or against foo?

[hellokittykat]

A giant koala bear


Do the Foo Fighters fight for or against foo?

They fight foo itself.

Why is aggie still awake?

[Yue]

They fight foo itself.

Why is aggie still awake?

Ambien withdrawal.

Would you have sex with Ben Morgan?

[Aggie]

They fight foo itself.

Why is aggie still awake?

that was night kitty worthy...


Ambien withdrawal.

Would you have sex with Ben Morgan?


17 'ill getcha 30, so no...

why is hellokittykat asleep??

[Bo Bo]

that was night kitty worthy...





17 'ill getcha 30, so no...

why is hellokittykat asleep??

Because she's finally listening to her doctors orders!

Why is it always the chicken crossing the road and not some other animal?

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

It's a Chicken Crossing. The other animal crossings are down the road.

Is it safe?

[Ben Morgan]

It never is.



Would you eat Mr. Ed in garlic sauce?

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

Sure, but I charge extra for that.

Do you know the muffin man?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Sure, but I charge extra for that.

Do you know the muffin man?

God help me, yes I do.

Do you realize what a jerk he is?

[Aggie]

God help me, yes I do.

Do you realize what a jerk he is?

yeah cuz he never called...bastard...


victoria secret or fredricks of hollywood??

[Pink Bat Maxine]

[edit... missed it!]

[hellokittykat]

yeah cuz he never called...bastard...


victoria secret or fredricks of hollywood??

By my damn gold-plated VIP VS credit card, Victoria's Secret!

Why do they have to be so awesome and make me spend my money there?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

By my damn gold-plated VIP VS credit card, Victoria's Secret!

Why do they have to be so awesome and make me spend my money there?

'Cause they smexy!

Betty or Veronica?

[Aggie]

'Cause they smexy!

Betty or Veronica?

both...w/ oils


how do i convince santa i've been good enough to leave sarah ramirez under my tree??

[hellokittykat]

both...w/ oils


how do i convince santa i've been good enough to leave sarah ramirez under my tree??

Blackmail.

What's for dinner?

[Aggie]

Blackmail.

What's for dinner?

coffe, tea, and me...


is there an exit strategy out of uranus??

[Gilda Dent]

coffe, tea, and me...


is there an exit strategy out of uranus??

We do not yet possess the technology to invade Uranus, and it being a gas giant, any life there would be of a different form from what we know as life.

What living person would you most want to have dinner with?

[Ben Morgan]

Kevin Smith.




Would you buy Kevin Smith dinner?

[Aggie]

Would you buy Kevin Smith dinner?
__________________

too slow...

i'd buy him a big mac...


can nirvana be achieved??

[Pink Bat Maxine]

too slow...

i'd buy him a big mac...


can nirvana be achieved??

Not with Kurt Cobain dead.

What of Hole?

[Gilda Dent]

Not with Kurt Cobain dead.

What of Hole?

I happen to be quite fond of them.

Favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

I happen to be quite fond of them.

Favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Eeyore. Although I was named for another.

Oz or Wonderland?

[Aggie]

Eeyore. Although I was named for another.

Oz or Wonderland?

one leads to the other so it's all good...


who do i have to hump to get a drink??

[hellokittykat]

one leads to the other so it's all good...


who do i have to hump to get a drink??

Ben.

Why do I hear Black Eye Peas in my head? :confused:

[Ben Morgan]

Because I put them there.




Would you go on a date with Super?

[hellokittykat]

Because I put them there.




Would you go on a date with Super?

I'm not sure.

Super who?

[Aggie]

I'm not sure.

Super who?

super...yo' mama...


how do we find this kid from singepore who's turned ben into a a scrabble machine??

[Gilda Dent]

super...yo' mama...


how do we find this kid from singepore who's turned ben into a a scrabble machine??

Recruit Carmen Sandiego.

Plasma or LCD?

[Aggie]

Recruit Carmen Sandiego.

Plasma or LCD?

LCD


who watches the watchmen??

[Bo Bo]

LCD


who watches the watchmen??

The watchers.

Why did my watch stop?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

The watchers.

Why did my watch stop?

You forgot to wind it.

Who wins in a Battle Of The Bands.... the Brady Six, The Partridge Family, or Josie And The Pussycats?

[Bo Bo]

You forgot to wind it.

Who wins in a Battle Of The Bands.... the Brady Six, The Partridge Family, or Josie And The Pussycats?

Josie And The Pussycats, it's all about the catsuits!


Why?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Josie And The Pussycats, it's all about the catsuits!


Why?

Because they have long tails and ears for hats!

Did they ever get back from their outer space adventures flying around in a giant dildo?

http://i3.iofferphoto.com/img/1163836800/_i/15320224/1.jpg

[Bo Bo]

Because they have long tails and ears for hats!

Did they ever get back from their outer space adventures flying around in a giant dildo?

http://i3.iofferphoto.com/img/1163836800/_i/15320224/1.jpg

No, who would ever want to come back from that!

So, Betty or Veronica?

[section 8]

No, who would ever want to come back from that!

So, Betty or Veronica?

Yes.

what would you do for a klondike bar?

[Aggie]

Yes.

what would you do for a klondike bar?

kick someone is the nuts...



why didn't maxie mention jem and the holograms and the misfits as they are clearly superior??

[Pink Bat Maxine]

kick someone is the nuts...



why didn't maxie mention jem and the holograms and the misfits as they are clearly superior??

Because they're just that truly outrageous. Also, no space dildo.

Jem & The Holograms vs the Misfits.... who wins?

[Aggie]

Because they're just that truly outrageous. Also, no space dildo.

Jem & The Holograms vs the Misfits.... who wins?

it turns into one gigantic lesbian orgy...


do we have the tech to create a space dildo??

[Pink Bat Maxine]

it turns into one gigantic lesbian orgy...


do we have the tech to create a space dildo??

We have the technology. We can build it.

Why haven't we?

[Bo Bo]

We have the technology. We can build it.

Why haven't we?

It's a conspiracy by the man!

Who is the man?

[Aggie]

It's a conspiracy by the man!

Who is the man?

whitey...


if a woodchuck could chuck wood, where would a woodchuck wood??