Ninja Kris needs to start threads

[Ben Morgan]

So it's been mentioned several times that Kris should start a thread. How do we go about having her make one?

[Aggie]

tempt her w/ pie??

[Sabrinaset]

tempt her w/ pie??

She gets pie almost every night!!!

[saintsaucey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdDxz2bkfhE&feature=user

[Aggie]

She gets pie almost every night!!!

see what bree did there...she said kris *gets* pie every night...:evilsmile:

[Sabrinaset]

see what bree did there...she said kris *gets* pie every night...:evilsmile:

And It's very FRESH pie too, I might add! http://www.msnpro.com/hello_kitty/3.gif

[Aggie]

And It's very FRESH pie too, I might add! http://www.msnpro.com/hello_kitty/3.gif

confusing yourself w/ sabrinaset3 again?? :wink:

[Sabrinaset]

confusing yourself w/ sabrinaset3 again?? :wink:

No one EVER get's any of Sabrinaset3's pie! Did you know she's a virgin?

[Aggie]

No one EVER get's any of Sabrinaset3's pie! Did you know she's a virgin?

and that's why it's still pipin' fresh...:evilsmile:

[Cam63]

Anudda innuendo meter just got broked.

[Aggie]

Anudda innuendo meter just got broked.

you got outta bed to post that?? :tongue:

[Linkara]

And It's very FRESH pie too, I might add! http://www.msnpro.com/hello_kitty/3.gif

...I want pie. :frown:

[Samurai]

And It's very FRESH pie too, I might add! http://www.msnpro.com/hello_kitty/3.gif

Yeah, but has she ever had chocolate pie? They say once you try chocolate pie, you never go back...

[Lester C.]

tempt her w/ pie??

She gets pie almost every night!!!



And It's very FRESH pie too, I might add! http://www.msnpro.com/hello_kitty/3.gif

And I'm outta here.:redface:

[Tyr]

So it's been mentioned several times that Kris should start a thread. How do we go about having her make one?

Kris doesn't start threads, she finishes 'em, cause thats the way ninja roll. :cool:

Sorry couldn't resist.

Oh btw Bree, I met Gail's family up in Seattle, and you know what? Gail's hubby recognized me from my avatar. Your work is getting noticed by all the right people, your famous, famous I tell you.

[Alan Lynch]

And I'm outta here.:redface:
In your bunk?

[Lester C.]

In your bunk?

I can't respond to this on the account of I don't know what bunk is.:redface:

Yeah, but has she ever had chocolate pie? They say once you try chocolate pie, you never go back...

I hope you lebians are happy!:mad: You've corrupted the incorruptible Samurai!:mad:

[Ninja Kris]

You dorks are very strange.

[Lester C.]

You dorks are very strange.

Says the person whose girlfriend had Dalek toys. I thought I was bad with my toy lightsabers but I have nothing on Daleks.

[Karen El]

Says the person whose girlfriend had Dalek toys. I thought I was bad with my toy lightsabers but I have nothing on Daleks.

Daleks are good for any occasion.

[Ninja Kris]

Says the person whose girlfriend had Dalek toys. I thought I was bad with my toy lightsabers but I have nothing on Daleks.

It's true. Bree is weird. Looking for a house now. We need the room. Nowhere else to put her toys.

But only I get to call her that. Ninja Jr.

Now. Why should I start a thread.

[Cam63]

you got outta bed to post that?? :tongue:

Nurse hours, sheila !

[Cam63]

You dorks are very strange.

Yes, but they are friendly.

Don't kill 'em yet.

[Ninja Kris]

Yes, but they are friendly.

Don't kill 'em yet.

I'm thinking about hiring Lester.

[Lester C.]

It's true. Bree is weird. Looking for a house now. We need the room. Nowhere else to put her toys.

But only I get to call her that. Ninja Jr.

Now. Why should I start a thread.

I just got you to type not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, not six, not seven, but eight sentences:eek: That has to be a record.:cool: You should start a thread on that. Call it, "Lester turned me a Ninja Kris into a Chatty Kathy."

[Cam63]

My mind boggles, dear ninja sheila.

[Lester C.]

I'm thinking about hiring Lester.

I misread this. I though it said killing Lester, which would have been a bad thing. A very bad thing. She wants to hire me. I'm hoping it's a job where I get to throw toys, ninja stars at Bree. I'd even pay Kris for that privilege.

[Alan Lynch]

I can't believe Lester's still cussing Daleks. It's like he's trying to start a geek war.

[Cam63]

I misread this. I though it said killing Lester, which would have been a bad thing. A very bad thing. She wants to hire me. I'm hoping it's a job where I get to throw toys, ninja stars at Bree. I'd even pay Kris for that privilege.

I'll send flowers to your funeral.

[Ninja Kris]

I misread this. I though it said killing Lester, which would have been a bad thing. A very bad thing. She wants to hire me. I'm hoping it's a job where I get to throw toys, ninja stars at Bree. I'd even pay Kris for that privilege.

Lester. Do you know what happens to new hires here.

It is like killing them.

And Bree has guns.

[Lester C.]

Lester. Do you know what happens to new hires here.

It is like killing them.

And Bree has guns.

Then back to my original response.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Cam63]

Lester. Do you know what happens to new hires here.

It is like killing them.

And Bree has guns.

*Plays The Good, the Bad and the Ugly soundtrack*

[Alan Lynch]

*Plays The Good, the Bad and the Ugly soundtrack*
This does now beg the question of who plays the good, bad and ugly.

[Lester C.]

This does now beg the question of who plays the good, bad and ugly.

Ninjas are The Good, Pirates are The Bad, not sure who The Ugly just yet.

[Alan Lynch]

Ninjas are The Good, Pirates are The Bad, not sure who The Ugly just yet.
Ah, nice side-step. I was waiting for someone to name names and dig themselves an awful deep hole...

[Lester C.]

Ah, nice side-step. I was waiting for someone to name names and dig themselves an awful deep hole...

Not even I will go around and call individual posters ugly. That's just being malicious and no one wants to read vicious snark.

[Cam63]

Ah, nice side-step. I was waiting for someone to name names and dig themselves an awful deep hole...

Trolls are the Ugly, obviously.

[Aggie]

hiring lester out to take folks out would be akin to asking jessica simpson to explain the unified field theory...:rolleyes: :tongue:

[Alex L]

No one EVER get's any of Sabrinaset3's pie! Did you know she's a virgin?

I thought she made cupcakes in her EZ-Bake oven.

Yeah, but has she ever had chocolate pie? They say once you try chocolate pie, you never go back...

*epic thud*

Lester. Do you know what happens to new hires here.

It is like killing them.

And Bree has guns.

Did anything happen to that fourth hire yet?

[Bo Bo]

Did anything happen to that fourth hire yet?

Maybe she could start a thread on the condition of the new hires?

Prbably best done when there's more new victi... employees

[Lester C.]

hiring lester out to take folks out would be akin to asking jessica simpson to explain the unified field theory...:rolleyes: :tongue:

You do realize that I have been known to take out people on accident because I'm such a klutz. Not more than a month ago I was holding a ladder for one of the janitors. Then some woman walked into my outstretched arm and I ended up clotheslining the poor lady. I realize that it's the third shift but how do you miss me, a big ass ladder and a janitor working with hammer?

Can you imagine what I can do on purpose.:evilsmile: I can. Run like hell. I have no problem hitting someone, but then they might get the idea to hit back and I was not made for pain.:redface:

[Lester C.]

I thought she made cupcakes in her EZ-Bake oven.



*epic thud*



Did anything happen to that fourth hire yet?

Wouldn't that have been Beetle Bum. I recall on Beetle Bum birthday thread that Ninja Kris said she wasn't going to try to klll Beetle. That day.

[Flamebird]

It's true. Bree is weird.

Now. Why should I start a thread.

"Sew" we can "needle" Lester and form a more tight-"knit" group?

[Lester C.]

"Sew" we can "needle" Lester and form a more tight-"knit" group?

I have oral surgery tomorrow!:mad: Please don't use the words "sew" "needle" "knit" and Lester in a sentence.:eek: :frown:

[Bo Bo]

I have oral surgery tomorrow!:mad: Please don't use the words "sew" "needle" "knit" and Lester in a sentence.:eek: :frown:

You should be fine. Hope you have a quick recovery!

[Flamebird]

I have oral surgery tomorrow!:mad: Please don't use the words "sew" "needle" "knit" and Lester in a sentence.:eek: :frown:

Geez, you're getting one tooth removed, right? Not that big of a deal.

Worrying about it is WAY worse than the actual experience.

Good luck tomorrow, though.

[Lester C.]

You should be fine. Hope you have a quick recovery!

I want the surgery but the receptionist I spoke with yesterday has nearly talked me out of it. She said that they have a new doctor and he likes putting people out so would I mind going unconscious. I made it clear to her I'm going to stay awake and if I don't like the doctor the deal off.

[Lester C.]

Geez, you're getting one tooth removed, right? Not that big of a deal.

Worrying about it is WAY worse than the actual experience.

Good luck tomorrow, though.

One tooth has a cavity, but the doctor might want to pull out all four. If he or she does they better have a damn good explanation.

[Flamebird]

One tooth has a cavity, but the doctor might want to pull out all four. If he or she does they better have a damn good explanation.

Unless the x-rays show a problem, like the roots wrapping around the jaw-line or you don't have room for them to come in properly; Don't let them take any out but the one with the cavity.

[Lester C.]

Unless the x-rays show a problem, like the roots wrapping around the jaw-line or you don't have room for them to come in properly; Don't let them take any out but the one with the cavity.

Will do. I was thinking that if one tooth was missing, it would mess up the alignment and thus they have to take out all four to keep everything in balance.

[Flamebird]

Will do. I was thinking that if one tooth was missing, it would mess up the alignment and thus they have to take out all four to keep everything in balance.

nope. Shouldn't be a problem.

[Ninja Kris]

Did anything happen to that fourth hire yet?

Still alive. Bree says she's waiting.

I have oral surgery tomorrow!:mad: Please don't use the words "sew" "needle" "knit" and Lester in a sentence.:eek: :frown:

Not sure about using "oral" and "Lester" in a sentence either.

[Aggie]

You do realize that I have been known to take out people on accident because I'm such a klutz. Not more than a month ago I was holding a ladder for one of the janitors. Then some woman walked into my outstretched arm and I ended up clotheslining the poor lady. I realize that it's the third shift but how do you miss me, a big ass ladder and a janitor working with hammer?

Can you imagine what I can do on purpose... I can. Run like hell. I have no problem hitting someone, but then they might get the idea to hit back and I was not made for pain.

this sounds just like an ep of "get smart"...so are you like, on the case??...:tongue:

"Sew" we can "needle" Lester and form a more tight-"knit" group?

you're proud of yourself, aren'tcha...:rolleyes: :tongue:

[Ben Morgan]

http://www.ammahls.com/random/bump.gif

[Cam63]

One tooth has a cavity, but the doctor might want to pull out all four. If he or she does they better have a damn good explanation.

If he moves furniture aside so he can get a run up with the anaesthetic needle, RUN !