What if you found this out?

[Ben Morgan]

What if you found out this guy was your real dad, what would you do? What would your reaction be?

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x198/TheZenman1/ken_by_request_only.jpg

[Mr.EZ]

What if you found out this guy was your real dad, what would you do? What would your reaction be?

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x198/TheZenman1/ken_by_request_only.jpg

I'd ask if I could borrow his suit, cause that shit is snazzy!

[hellokittykat]

Can't be any worse than my sperm donor:

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj56/naga120/demon-1-1.jpg

[Ben Morgan]

Jack? :confused:

[Red Berens]

I'd give him a big hug and buy him a hot chocolate, 'cause he looks like he needs one.

[Sally Sensational]

Can't be any worse than my sperm donor:

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj56/naga120/demon-1-1.jpg

Wow, Kat! You're so lucky you don't look anything like him!

My dad looks like Wilford Brimley.

[Pauly T]

I'd tell him that he could charge way more than a nickel per ride on that moustache!

[Tobias March]

What if you found out this guy was your real dad, what would you do? What would your reaction be?

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x198/TheZenman1/ken_by_request_only.jpg

Dad....can I get your autograph? I have all your albums! You're so awesome.

[Solaris]

Wow, Kat! You're so lucky you don't look anything like him!

My dad looks like Wilford Brimley.

Totally cool!

Did he feed you oatmeal, growing up? :wink:

[hellokittykat]

Wow, Kat! You're so lucky you don't look anything like him!

My dad looks like Wilford Brimley.

Unfortunately, I got his eyes (http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k93/lynxland/Wedding%20Photos/DSCF3527.jpg). :frown:

[Sally Sensational]

Totally cool!

Did he feed you oatmeal, growing up? :wink:

Every damn morning that the temperature was below 65 degrees.

[cedardryad]

Unfortunately, I got his eyes (http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k93/lynxland/Wedding%20Photos/DSCF3527.jpg). :frown:

Evil! How did they match him to your mom?

[hellokittykat]

Evil! How did they match him to your mom?

She's one of those crazy people that refuses to believe that anyone (or thing) can be totally evil. :frown:

[Red Berens]

Unfortunately, I got his eyes (http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k93/lynxland/Wedding%20Photos/DSCF3527.jpg). :frown:

Remember when I used to say you were as cute as a button? yeah,..... well, um you see, how can I put this?....... *runs away really really fast*

[hellokittykat]

Remember when I used to say you were as cute as a button? yeah,..... well, um you see, how can I put this?....... *runs away really really fast*

*SNARL!!* :evilangry:

[Ben Morgan]

Wait....this guy isn't my dad already?

[Aggie]

i'd get a paternity test...:frown:

[scout1279]

What if you found out this guy was your real dad, what would you do? What would your reaction be?

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x198/TheZenman1/ken_by_request_only.jpg

Well, first I would ask what exactly he is doing "by request only."

[Aggie]

Well, first I would ask what exactly he is doing "by request only."

i think it's self explanatory...:evilsmile:

[DuelaDent]

What if you found out this guy was your real dad, what would you do? What would your reaction be?

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x198/TheZenman1/ken_by_request_only.jpg

I'd be praying that this was my mom:

http://www.brandflakesforbreakfast.com/uploaded_images/joyce-album-cover-710581.jpg

[Gilda Dent]

What if you found out this guy was your real dad, what would you do? What would your reaction be?

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x198/TheZenman1/ken_by_request_only.jpg

I would rejoice.

I sincerely doubt that that nice looking fellow could be worse than the waste of oxygen that is my father.

[Sally Sensational]

http://www.lpdiscography.com/l/Hugh/lewis_hx_album.jpg

This guy is my distant cousin.

[Aggie]

I'd be praying that this was my mom:

http://www.brandflakesforbreakfast.com/uploaded_images/joyce-album-cover-710581.jpg

you win...this is made of awesome!!

[Aggie]

41967


these are my half siblings...

[Pauly T]

I'd be praying that this was my mom:

http://www.brandflakesforbreakfast.com/uploaded_images/joyce-album-cover-710581.jpg

Is that Dustin Hoffman?

[DuelaDent]

Is that Dustin Hoffman?

No, but she's often mistaken for him. Ever since her album cover started making the rounds of the "Worst Album Cover" books and internet sites, Joyce has developed a bizarre internet following. Here is more information:

http://snobsite.com/archives/2005/11/re_joyce.php

And if you want to hear Joyce sing her hit "I Get All Excited", then just click here:

http://www.bizarrerecords.com/galleries/nice/Joyce.html

[section 8]

sue for eighteen years worth of child support,

[shrike]

What if you found out this guy was your real dad, what would you do? What would your reaction be?

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x198/TheZenman1/ken_by_request_only.jpg

I loathe when people are jeaous of others innate sexiness. It's just so unbecoming.

[Sally Sensational]

I loathe when people are jeaous of others innate sexiness. It's just so unbecoming.

Shrike, this is not the huffy baby thread.

[Aggie]

No, but she's often mistaken for him. Ever since her album cover started making the rounds of the "Worst Album Cover" books and internet sites, Joyce has developed a bizarre internet following. Here is more information:

http://snobsite.com/archives/2005/11/re_joyce.php

And if you want to hear Joyce sing her hit "I Get All Excited", then just click here:

http://www.bizarrerecords.com/galleries/nice/Joyce.html

that was almost as awesome as the Appalachia State recruitment video...