Traitor Game XVII: We Apologize For the Inconvenience

[Chris Lang]

Firestar returned to where most of the group were gathering. "Okay, Dale's brought forth the theory that the Justice Lords were taken out by Wile. E. Coyote."

"The problem is, the Justice Lords weren't victims of the Traitors. They were the victims of the Other Guy ... Spider-Man. We've already voted him out."

"So there are only two murders we need to focus on. The first murder, Troy Bolton's, and the second, Panthro's. We also might want to take a look back at the votes. We already voted out one Traitor in Puppetmon. Now we have to figure out who the other two Traitors are."

"I'd say anyone who didn't vote for Puppetmon is still a good suspect, and maybe some of those who waited until late to vote for him."

[Radioactive Zombie]

"Woah, woah, woah. So, we're guilty by default because we didn't use Puppet-freako for a scapegoat? Look who's talking! You voted for him with little evidence except that you say he's something from a bad King novel!

[Chris Lang]

"Woah, woah, woah. So, we're guilty by default because we didn't use Puppet-freako for a scapegoat? Look who's talking! You voted for him with little evidence except that you say he's something from a bad King novel!

"I wasn't saying ANYONE was guilty by default." Firestar replied. "Some may have thought Puppetmon was too obvious."

"The problem is, what do we know about the last two Traitors? All we have to go on are murders committed before Puppetmon was voted out, and how everyone voted. It's not enough to point to anyone."

[Radioactive Zombie]

"So says the burning lady who voted for Puppet-freako."

[OverMaster]

"Dear God" Timon rolled his eyes, exhaling a deep sigh. "I knew this whole stupid vendetta between Spider-Guy and the Lords wouldn't end well! Now we are without the biggest guns we had around to protect us, we lost three other guys as well, and two Bad Guys still run loose! Great job, everyone!".

"Hakuna Matata, Timon..." a floating Pumbaa tried to comfort his friend. "I have the Cosmic Power now! I'm invincible! What could go wrong after this?".

Right then, the last of Pumbaa's power ran out and he fell down to the floor on Timon, with a thud.

"... Ouch!".

After crawling back from below the warthog's fat body, Timon slapped a hand over his own face. "You had to ask, didn't you?". He tugged on his own fur. "Marooned on a prison of death with no way back home, trapped with the universe's biggest collection of wackos and incompetents, and the only good left we know isn't a Traitor is a bumbling, good-for-nothing tin man with a brat and a runt!". He began to sob. "And now you lose the cosmic power too...!".

"Well, it was just a bug. It couldn't be that powerful, could it?".

[OverMaster]

Superman didn't know his own power so he fried Spidey's whole brain.

Spider-Man's last thoughts were, "I hope that a pretty local girl takes advantage of me when rigor mortis sets in."

Spider-Man dies. The End.

OOC: See ya next game.

OOC: A bit of an exaggerated reaction, huh?

[Just a Shadow]

OOC: A bit of an exaggerated reaction, huh?

ooc: I had absolutely no interest in playing a lobotomized character, and Spidey doesn't have enough of a healing factor to have him bounce back (he ain't no Hulk or Wolvie!) so I just decided to let him die. I actually considered having him go into a coccoon like he did in 'The Other' but... *shudders*... that wasn't an event I want to remember or imitate, lol

[KamenRaida]

OOC: As Chris has already said, please consider the Barney as shown in the Wile E. Vs Barney battle as a Barney from an alternate universe. I'm sorry if I had offended anyone in my post in any way.

[Chris Lang]

ooc: I had absolutely no interest in playing a lobotomized character, and Spidey doesn't have enough of a healing factor to have him bounce back (he ain't no Hulk or Wolvie!) so I just decided to let him die. I actually considered having him go into a coccoon like he did in 'The Other' but... *shudders*... that wasn't an event I want to remember or imitate, lol

OOC: I can't say I blame you, really, since you were playing Spider-Man so irredeemably creepy. What was with all those sick lines, anyway? I was kind of hoping you'd redeem him, but he ended up getting creepier and creepier. I half expected him to start singing Stephen Lynch's 'Priest' song (those who know about certain scandals within the Catholic church can guess what that one's about).

As far as the 'lobotomy' went, Superheroic was making a joke that it didn't make a difference. You were trying to play a character who wasn't as smart as Doom, and you kind of went WAY to the other extreme. To be honest, I think you kind of went too far, especially towards the end.

Anyway, Doom 2099 is still my favorite of the characters you've played.

And now, back to the game.

[Chris Lang]

OOC: As Chris has already said, please consider the Barney as shown in the Wile E. Vs Barney battle as a Barney from an alternate universe. I'm sorry if I had offended anyone in my post in any way.

OOC: I wasn't offended. But back in 1999, people close to Barney who shall remain nameless WERE offended by Barney bashing. In order to keep their sites going, the owners had to litter them with disclaimers saying they were not associated with Barney, and that they don't really wish any real-life harm toward Barney, and that their use of the character was for criticism and parody purposes only.

Personally, I go along with those who say the creator of Barney probably had a good idea, but when she turned it over to producers, Barney quickly became a soulless money-making property. It also suffered greatly by comparison with, say, Sesame Street (I'm sure if you Google, you can find an essay by Aimee Yermish written in 1993 online somewhere. It puts it better than I could, and I tend to agree with it. I've also seen most of the skits mentioned in it, so I know what she's talking about).

Anyway, if you hadn't had Wile E. Coyote take care of him, I would have assumed he failed, like his attempts to catch the Roadrunner, and had Firestar face him, only for him to fall into a crack in the earth and vanish. And I probably would have done a parody of his 'I love you' song, which would go as follows...

"I love you, but if you love me
You will buy my DVDs
And spend your parents' money till there isn't any more
All on this purple dinosaur."

With that out of the way, we now resume our regularly scheduled game.

[Chris Lang]

"So says the burning lady who voted for Puppet-freako."

Firestar sighed.

"I wasn't saying I thought Puppetmon was too obvious. At that point, the agent had made a correct guess. And I was assuming Puppetmon was the one who was guessed that time."

"Anyway, my point is that we really need to look back at everything and see if we find anything that could point to the Traitors."

[Just a Shadow]

OOC: I can't say I blame you, really, since you were playing Spider-Man so irredeemably creepy. What was with all those sick lines, anyway? I was kind of hoping you'd redeem him, but he ended up getting creepier and creepier. I half expected him to start singing Stephen Lynch's 'Priest' song (those who know about certain scandals within the Catholic church can guess what that one's about).

As far as the 'lobotomy' went, Superheroic was making a joke that it didn't make a difference. You were trying to play a character who wasn't as smart as Doom, and you kind of went WAY to the other extreme. To be honest, I think you kind of went too far, especially towards the end.

Anyway, Doom 2099 is still my favorite of the characters you've played.

And now, back to the game.

ooc: I played him pretty much as I saw him reacting to the events. He was pissed that he was being voted out, cuz he knew he wasn't a traitor. He also believed that the Lords were traitors. Admittedly I really did think there were only 2 guesses, and didn't see proof of that til just before the voting ended. In any case, I still didn't believe that Jan had cleared them, as she also said she doubted 2 others, even though with less emphasis than what she used for IG and the JL's. I honestly believed that Puppet was going out of his way to protect the JL's.

As for creepy, well... Spidey was speaking his mind. He knew he wasn't a traitor and he figured he was right about the Lords, so he figured all you guys were gonna be offed, lol. Given the circumstances, what do you think he'd say? He was being wrongly voted out and he knew that not only was he not a traitor, but he had another special role. So I had him be pissed and petulant about it. I wasn't going to argue against it though, because there wasn't really any way at that point without outing myself. So I had him accept his loss and take joy in the fact that he was being sent away painlessly, with a bit of a malicious glee about the fact that those who voted for him probably won't all have such a nice departure.

As for my real feelings about being voted out, quite frankly I didn't mind his being voted out. I knew there was a chance of it happening, but I hoped to get the JL's voted out and I had someone else in mind for the kill if I was successful (but I'll stay quiet about that til after the game). I took a chance and lost, so no biggie. In a weird way it was nice because for once I wasn't afraid to read the update, lol. Usually I get all antsy waiting to see if I'm dead.

When it came to the lobotomy... well, that did piss me off. "Joke" or not, a lobotomy is a lobotomy and I considered that to be god-modding. I was going to just do some random funny bits of spidey enjoying spring break, but post lobotomy I just decided to let Spidey die, although I still have an epilogue of sorts in mind.


Edit: Also, holy crap, I didn't know about all the barney politics that went on in the past!

[Josh M]

Firestar sighed.

"Anyway, my point is that we really need to look back at everything and see if we find anything that could point to the Traitors."

"Well I say it's Wile." "Even if He didn't kill the lords, He could have been the mastermind of the attacks." "Do you real think that Puppetmon could have come up with those kind of ideas?" "I think not"

[DoctorDoom]

. I half expected him to start singing Stephen Lynch's 'Priest' song .

OOC: You've just given me inspiration, Thank you.

The next few days may be busy for me, so I hope no one minds if I do my PSA tonight.

[Tommy]

Voting

Wile E. 2- Josh M. (Dale), Schornforce (Team Rocket)
Marvin 1- Radioactive Zombie (Ed, Edd & Eddy)

Close To Being Eliminated due to Inactivity
Inspector Gadget

Mortal Peril (last chance guys)

Marvin

[Chris Lang]

Voting

Wile E. 1- Josh M. (Dale)

Close To Being Eliminated due to Inactivity
Ed, Edd & Eddy
Inspector Gadget

Mortal Peril (last chance guys)

Marvin

OOC: I suggest PMing the people involved.

IC:

Firestar took a look at the voting board Dr. Girlfriend was maintaining.

"So only one vote so far?"

"That's the problem. Who DO we vote for? I hate to say this, but I just don't know who to suspect now."

[Radioactive Zombie]

"In any case, that emo freak did dispatch a horde of fatsos with his beam. I bet he's like Artoo-Deetoo, but a thousand times worse!

Or we could always vote for Firestar.

Actually... nah, how 'bout Emo-Droid?"

(( Vote for Marvin... unless I missed something. ))

[Chris Lang]

"In any case, that emo freak did dispatch a horde of fatsos with his beam. I bet he's like Artoo-Deetoo, but a thousand times worse!

Or we could always vote for Firestar.

Actually... nah, how 'bout Emo-Droid?"

"Are you talking about Marvin?" Firestar replied. "I'm tempted to vote for him myself, but I'm still not sure about him."

[Schornforce]

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"HEY! Whaddya mean I'm off da team?!! I'm da glue dat holds dis team togeddah!"

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"Then I'm afraid you're just all dried up. Face facts, Meowth, this has been just the latest in a long line of blunders. Even ignoring this little web incident, don't think I didn't notice you re-promoting James behind my back, Bamfie mentioned you were hanging out with the redneck loser-- honestly! His crimes of fashion could put us on the outs with Heidi Klum! What were you thinking?!! Plus you helped vote out a fellow Team Rocket member! Poor Puppetmon is lost and lonely in Mexico, thanks to you! Finally, you stole fizzy lifting drinks!

Kicking you off the team is a slap on the wrist for your offenses!"

"Wait a minnit, how'dja know about some a'dat stuff-- JAMES!!! YA BIG TATTLE-TAILOW!"

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"EEEEEEEEEEE!!! I'm sorry, Meowth, I had to tell her to get her to stop hitting me!!!"

"Well, James, for once, your spineless act was the right thing to do. You're OFFICIALLY re-premoted to 'James' now that Meowth's gone.

On a further note, I officially vote for that scrawny Poochyena. I think it got some of its nonsensical devices to help those traitors in their nefarious deeds. The nerve!

He should be helping OUR nefarious deeds!

Come along, James. Let's leave the newly civilianized Meowth to his own devices."

Jessie haughtily dragged a whimpering James away from a brokenhearted Meowth.

"*sigh* Whadda I do now? Mebbe I should go see dat rednecked guy Jessie mentioned. Aftah all, dat palooka t'inks I'm part'a his team...

Some team. Dey don' even wear snazzy uniforms..."

OOC: Vote for Wile E. Coyote.

[DoctorDoom]

And now we interrupt your scheduled broadcast for a special public service announcement featuring..... Stephen Lynch.

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Stephen Lynch stands in front of a lawn. Behind him, there is a sign that reads "Private property. Do not step on grass."

"Hello, boys and girls! I'm Stephen Lynch and I'm here to talk to you about..."

Stephen is interrupted by a man in a cheap villain's outfit. He is followed by his partner...who is in plain clothes.

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"Don't step on the grass? Don't STEP on the GRASS?"

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"Why are you yelling?"

"Never mind that, Freddy! I'll show them all!"

The 'villain' stomps on the grass.

"C'mon Freddy! To the car!"

They drive off in an oldsmobile as Stephen just looks on in disbelief.

"..."

He then proceeds to light a match, then drops it onto the lawn. It goes up in flames.

"Where are you now, Smokey the bitch?

Seconds later, he is attacked by a bear.

The moral of this story?

"Respect private property, and only YOU can prevent fires! Right, pal?


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"Raaaargh!"

[Schornforce]

"Hmph! I'll show dat Jessie an' James! When we gets back home, I'll go talk ta da Boss poisonally!

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HE'LL get me back on da team!

I kin see it now...

Da poor guy's sittin', lost wit'out his bestest agent, Meowth! No doubt cryin' his eyes out wondahrin' where I could be...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/LilGiovanni.jpg

*sniff* 'if only my most trusted agent Meowth wuz here, den ev'ryt'in would be alright!'

...Yeah! Den I finally show up an' da Boss'll be ovahjoyed!!! Da poor heartbroken guy. Hang tough, Sir! Yer Meowth is on his way back to youse!"

*MEANWHILE, back in the Pokemon world....*

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[OverMaster]

"Then I'm afraid you're just all dried up. Face facts, Meowth, this has been just the latest in a long line of blunders. Even ignoring this little web incident, don't think I didn't notice you re-promoting James behind my back, Bamfie mentioned you were hanging out with the redneck loser-- honestly! His crimes of fashion could put us on the outs with Heidi Klum! What were you thinking?!! Plus you helped vote out a fellow Team Rocket member! Poor Puppetmon is lost and lonely in Mexico, thanks to you! Finally, you stole fizzy lifting drinks!

Kicking you off the team is a slap on the wrist for your offenses!"

Overhearing the discussion, Timon shot Team Rocket an angry look. "Hey, Red, wait a second there! In case you haven't noticed the obvious... which I wouldn't put past you... PUPPETMON WAS A STINKIN' BAD GUY! Meaning he wouldn't have hesitated on killing YOU at any moment he had wanted to! Listen, I'm no fan of your pussycat...".

"Timon!" Pumbaa gasped at that line.

Timon gave him an annoyed stare. "Now what, Pumbaa...?".

"Nothing. That last sentence just sounded... off, somehow".

"I don't see why. Now, as I was saying, Diva Queen, I'm no fan of Meowl or whatever he's called like, but the fact is he helped us all to make the whole group a service! He might have saved your sorry, slavish, Hakuna Matata-deprived lives! And bestest friends don't repay such services by kicking their bestest friends outta their teams!" he angrily lectured her. "In fact, I think you should go and apologize to him! Let Puppetmon to rot at Tijuana for what we all should care!".

"And... the fashion thing...?" Pumbaa wondered.

"Eh, everyone just should go au naturel like us and Meowl" Timon shrugged. "With what little clothing as she's already wearing, would it really make much of a difference?".

[OverMaster]

...Yeah! Den I finally show up an' da Boss'll be ovahjoyed!!! Da poor heartbroken guy. Hang tough, Sir! Yer Meowth is on his way back to youse!"

*MEANWHILE, back in the Pokemon world....*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/bendlikethaticon.jpg

http://tu.tv/imagenes/videos/p/o/pokemon-diamante-y-perla-19-espanol_imagenGrande.jpg

Poor Dawn was never the same again after her hidden videos surfaced through the 'net.

[Schornforce]

Poor Dawn was never the same again after her hidden videos surfaced through the 'net.

OOC: LOL awesome!

BIC:

Jessie turned to acknowledge Timon's comments.

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"Hmph! I never apologize! I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am!

I'll have you know, having a bad guy like Puppetmon on our team would only have served to raise our credibility as a worldwide criminal organization! We'll show that lousy A.I.M. and Hydra!

Don't be silly. I'm MUCH too beautiful to be killed off! These 'Bad Guys' wouldn't DARE deprive this game of such beauty and talent!

Besides, who needs a stinky old Meowth when we have an adorable little Bamfie on our team?

Now, if you'll excuse me..."

Jessie then looked at Pumbaa and gave a slight grin.

"Heh. Catch you later..."

[OverMaster]

Jessie then looked at Pumbaa and gave a slight grin.

"Heh. Catch you later..."

Pumbaa shuddered. "Timon... why do I have this ill feeling whenever she looks at me...?".

"The Evil Eye, Pumbaa. The Evil Eye! By the way... HEY! Ain't *I* good enough to be caught, too?! What's with this people?! I'm the brains of the outfit, and they desperately need one! This is an outrage! They can't see category when they have it right before their faces!".

"Maybe they know you're way, way, way too smart to be caught at all, Timon...?" Pumbaa offered.

Timon grinned, then patted him on a side. "Oh yeah, that. I knew it, sure. I was just proving you, pal...".

[Cthulhudrew]

"In any case, that emo freak did dispatch a horde of fatsos with his beam. I bet he's like Artoo-Deetoo, but a thousand times worse!

Marvin lifted his head up from the ground where he'd been lying, thankfully ignored by all until now. "What, in the name of all the non-linguistically challenged among us, are you talking about? Horde of fatsos? Beam? Please do enlighten us as to what brand of misbegotten weed you're inhaling."

The robot turned his head to Dr. Orpheus. "Speaking of which- you might want to do a better job of concealing the 'special' grass in your garden, if you want to avoid prosecution. I had to pretend I was blind, deaf and dumb when I stumbled across it earlier."

OOC: Unexpectedly lost connection for the past two days (dang Charter Cable!!!).

[Radioactive Zombie]

"I'm sorry, pot's a drug. Drugs are bad.

That stupid little sci-fi flick that SOCKHEAD forced us to watch had you... uhm, well, I wasn't paying attention, 'cuz the movie sucked and we're workin' on a sc-.... JOB at the time, but I do remember emo-droid here pickin' up a gun and using it to... I don't know whatcha call 'em. I call 'em fatties."

(( The part where Marvin disables the Vogons. Plus, going by the fact that unlikely = likely in this game. No offense, 'drew. ))

[Cthulhudrew]

That stupid little sci-fi flick that SOCKHEAD forced us to watch had you... uhm, well, I wasn't paying attention, 'cuz the movie sucked and we're workin' on a sc-.... JOB at the time, but I do remember emo-droid here pickin' up a gun and using it to... I don't know whatcha call 'em. I call 'em fatties."

"I see," Marvin sighed. "If you'd been paying attention to my discussion earlier with the singing comedian, you'd know that wasn't me. That was a dreadful cinematic interpretation of the real events, which didn't even involve Vogons. Not that I'm surprised you weren't listening, no one ever cares what I have to say. If you did, then you'd all be casting your votes for that irritating Captain Planet child."

OOC: Vote for Wheeler.
(( The part where Marvin disables the Vogons.

It occurred to me that might be what you were referring to after I responded.I was only rereading bits of the novels and radio scripts for my research for this game. I'd forgotten about the movie version's ending. :p

Plus, going by the fact that unlikely = likely in this game. No offense, 'drew. ))

No offense taken, though I'm not sure that your fact has been established as a fact at all.

[Radioactive Zombie]

(( Uhm, I dunno if there's a scene floating on YT, but yeah, Eddy's voting on a stupid reason on purpose.

...Blame IC or me. ))

"ED-DEY! You do know that it is not Marvin's fault, for he-

"Ed... do me a really, really big favor, will ya? Eddy leaned in close to Ed's ear, then suddenly streched the ear's hole and roared, "SHUT UP."

Edd's voice reverberated from the cliff. "Fellows! You may want to be considering changing your votes! I still think that the Frank child would be able to use that disintegrator ray against Miss Marvel! After all, he does use that water guns a lot..."

[Schornforce]

Meowth still wandered about pondering his new fate as he looked for Dale Gribble.

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*sniff* "Who needs dat Jessie an' James anyhow? I kin be my own cat now!

An' ta prove it, I vote fer Jessie an' James as da culprits!"

...

...

...

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"OH NO!!! My vote weren't bolded, dat means I can't vote an' if I can't vote an' I'm not part a' Team Rocket noes-more, den...

...den...

I'm an NPC!!!! AAAAAAUGH!!! Dat Tommy whozis said dere can't be any NPCs in dis here game! I'll get kicked out ta Mexico fer sure now!!!!"

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"NEVAH!!! I'll show dose two ungrateful teammates a'mine! I'll get back onta da team if it's da last t'ing I do!

Boy, I hope dem traitahs out dere didn't hear dat last part..."

Meowth ran off to try and get back 'in' with Team Rocket as others noticed the insane little kitty's ranting psychotic episode.

[Josh M]

"Hello" Dale said to meowth."Do you need somthing?" He asked as he started Drinking some mountain dew.

[Schornforce]

"Hello" Dale said to meowth."Do you need somthing?" He asked as he started Drinking some mountain dew.

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"Oh hi! Didn't see youse there! Din'nit youse wanna talk ta yer Gale Furs Five or some'tin? Well, I'm here!"

While Meowth engaged Dale, his mind raced, thinking of schemes to get back in good with Team Rocket.

[Josh M]

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"Oh hi! Didn't see youse there! Din'nit youse wanna talk ta yer Gale Furs Five or some'tin? Well, I'm here!"

While Meowth engaged Dale, his mind raced, thinking of schemes to get back in good with Team Rocket.


"Well, it's more like the dale force two but I still need to talk to you." "I think it's Wile, he the smart peron here, followwed by myself and you." "Got any ideas?"

[Schornforce]

"Well, it's more like the dale force two but I still need to talk to you." "I think it's Wile, he the smart peron here, followwed by myself and you." "Got any ideas?"

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"Dat Wily guy sounds good ta me. Did'ja know dat palooka wuz able to take out his own heart an' now he's back up an' walkin' round?

If he could jus' reach in an' take out a heart, could dat mook do it ta dat Troy guy?

It's worth thinkin' 'bout, anyhoozits.

Otha' than him, I'd suspect... hmm...

Dat Huxxababble guy an' dose messed-up lookin' kids might be decent suspects, since dey vote kinda screwy. I dunno if dey're doin' dat 'cuz dey're nuts, or 'cuz dey're hidin' some'tin."

[Donald M.]

"Well, it's more like the dale force two but I still need to talk to you." "I think it's Wile, he the smart peron here, followwed by myself and you." "Got any ideas?"

Goofus laughes sarcastically when he overheard this.

"Smart? Have you seen any of his cartoons? He'd be more likely to kill himself with any plan he devised!"

"Now, now, Goofus. Give Mr. Coyote some credit. He's a certified super genius, it's not his fault that the Roadrunner is super genius-proof. I'm guessing few of us here can claim such an immunity. Meowith, is it? I'm thinking your suspicions may hold merit. Certainly, we haven't been given much to go on. This is less a mystery than a random guessing game."

Goofus and Gallant on Drugs:

Gallant says, "Only dopes smoke dope! Don't do drugs kids!"

Goofus avoids drugs so he can be a bad enough dude to save the President from Ninjas, but he plans to celebrate his win by snorting rails until his eyes bleed.

[Josh M]

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"Dat Wily guy sounds good ta me. Did'ja know dat palooka wuz able to take out his own heart an' now he's back up an' walkin' round?

If he could jus' reach in an' take out a heart, could dat mook do it ta dat Troy guy?

It's worth thinkin' 'bout, anyhoozits.

Otha' than him, I'd suspect... hmm...

Dat Huxxababble guy an' dose messed-up lookin' kids might be decent suspects, since dey vote kinda screwy. I dunno if dey're doin' dat 'cuz dey're nuts, or 'cuz dey're hidin' some'tin."


"Cliff?" I didn't tink abut that." Dale said thinking about what meowth just said." "I have to show you somthing." Dale said picking up Meowth caring him to the Bugabag.

"Here it is." Dale said pointing to the right inside said of the bugabgo.I was doing research about every person here." He said." Take a look at some of my idea." Dale said hiding meowth a stack of papers. " theres a couple about you in there."

[Schornforce]

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Meowth looked at Goofus and Gallant, "Yeah, dese games are always like dis. But fer all we know dat filthy digimon coulda' done da prev'ous kills by his lonesome. We won't know what's what 'till some'tin else happens."

Then Meowth waved goodbye to the two boys as Dale carried the kitty back to his smelly bugbago and showed Meowth all his gathered files.

"Huh. Lemmee take a look-see. Mebbe youse should show da othas. Aftah all, keepin' info ta yerself ain't too helpful since ev'ryone 'cept two is targets here."

[Josh M]

"But can the other be trusted?" Dale asked sitting in the front seat. " What if Your the traitor?" "I just gave you info on everyone." "I'll tell everyone in do time." "Just don't tell your team." "The reheaded one is very........ well ,you know." Dale said smileing. "Also, If die, I want you to take my place." "I want you to be the new "D" or in your case "M" Dale said.

OOC: Five star for the first person to get the "D" line.

[Just a Shadow]

"But can the other be trusted?" Dale asked sitting in the front seat. " What if Your the traitor?" "I just gave you info on everyone." "I'll tell everyone in do time." "Just don't tell your team." "The reheaded one is very........ well ,you know." Dale said smileing. "Also, If die, I want you to take my place." "I want you to be the new "D" or in your case "M" Dale said.

OOC: Five star for the first person to get the "D" line.

ooc: Is that from the episode where Dale is involved in the kidney transplant?

[Josh M]

ooc: Is that from the episode where Dale is involved in the kidney transplant?

OOC:This line has nothiong to do with King of the hill. However its a riff from a popular manga.

[Schornforce]

"But can the other be trusted?" Dale asked sitting in the front seat. " What if Your the traitor?" "I just gave you info on everyone." "I'll tell everyone in do time." "Just don't tell your team." "The reheaded one is very........ well ,you know." Dale said smileing. "Also, If die, I want you to take my place." "I want you to be the new "D" or in your case "M" Dale said.

OOC: Five star for the first person to get the "D" line.

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'Hmm... If dese files is any good, I kin get my paws on dem an' bring 'em back ta da team. Den Jessie an' James jus' gotta let me back inta' da team. Heh heh heh...'

"Youse got it, pal! Yer secret's safe wit' me! Lemmee jus' take a look see at a few a' dese."

Meowth plopped down and began looking through some of Dale's files.

OOC: Did you have something in mind for what the files say or should I make stuff up?

[Josh M]

OOC: You can make somthing up if you want. just make it carzy. :biggrin:

[OverMaster]

"I see," Marvin sighed. "If you'd been paying attention to my discussion earlier with the singing comedian, you'd know that wasn't me. That was a dreadful cinematic interpretation of the real events, which didn't even involve Vogons. Not that I'm surprised you weren't listening, no one ever cares what I have to say. If you did, then you'd all be casting your votes for that irritating Captain Planet child."

OOC: Vote for Wheeler.

"The fire kid?" Timon asked, with his interest piqued. "Maybe. He kept voting the Lords even after Jan cleared them up, and he seems to be trying to stay somehow under the radar. The thing that bothers me is no fire was used at all in the kills, and without fire, Wheelie there doesn't seem to be able to kill a cockroach, much less Panthro".

"Don't think you're entirely off the hook either" the meerkat went on. "Apparently, Jan only suspected you were innocent, but she didn't outright clear you up. Still, for her memory's sake, I don't think I'll vote you this round, unless someone else makes a good argument against you".

"But like Firestarter said, it's hard to figure out what to do now...".

[OverMaster]

Then Meowth waved goodbye to the two boys as Dale carried the kitty back to his smelly bugbago and showed Meowth all his gathered files.

"Huh. Lemmee take a look-see. Mebbe youse should show da othas. Aftah all, keepin' info ta yerself ain't too helpful since ev'ryone 'cept two is targets here."

Since Timon was part of Dale's so-called team as well, he felt justified to follow Dale and Meowth inside, dragging Pumbaa along with him.

The meerkat looked over Meowth's shoulder at the files.

"It doesn't seem too useful" he snorted. "Too many notes about the size of Firestarter's chest, and about Superman being a dick, and not enough good material to work on...".

"By the way" Pumbaa told Meowth, "we were just talking with your lady friend. I don't think she's too ready to forgive you, but I think your other pals would welcome you easy as thermite-pie. The problem is how to convince her...".

Timon grinned wickedly at that. "Never worry 'bout it, Pumbaa! I've got the perfect plan for that!". He looked at Meowth. "Now, buddy, you look like enough of a smart guy to recognize a good plan when you see it. And in exchange for telling you about my Reconciliation Operation, all I ask from you is help solving this case. Whatcha say? Willing to listen?".

[Joe Acro]

The Bamf paced for a bit, trying to figure out what to do next. Then, in attempt to find inspiration, he looked up.

...right as he walked straight into Thundarr's leg.

"Oh, uh, hey, big guy!"

[Schornforce]

Since Timon was part of Dale's so-called team as well, he felt justified to follow Dale and Meowth inside, dragging Pumbaa along with him.

The meerkat looked over Meowth's shoulder at the files.

"It doesn't seem too useful" he snorted. "Too many notes about the size of Firestarter's chest, and about Superman being a dick, and not enough good material to work on...".

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"Hmmm... Youse might be right. Sez here dat dat Huxtahubble guy wuz seen in da company a' one Mortimer Ichabod Marker who wuz wanted fer extreme counts a' graffiti-in'. Also sez dat da Doctah Huxhubbabubba wuz a proponent fer gang activity an' childhood obesity therein.

Weird. He don't seem like da type. Oh, here's some'tin. He has a t'ing fre Jell-O bran' puddin' pops, Jell-O puddin' in non-pop form, Jell-O gelatin, Jell-O gelatin pops, Jell-O jigglers-- what da heck is a jiggler? Some 50's movie monstah?, Jell-O salads, Jell-O sammiches, Jell-O soups... it jus' keeps goin' on like 'dis."

Meowth nonchalantly tosses the file over his shoulder (the shoulder opposite Timon and Pumbaa).

"Huh. Here's one about youse. Da little one is a loudmouffed rodent or some'tin. Possibly alien in origin. It's distoibin' how it talks. Almost all its plans fall flat, makin' da li'l complainah whine more den evah. Its fur is unkempt an' it smells like week ol' olive loaf.

Hrm. Dat redneck guy musta put my picture on yer profile.

Yeah, his files ain't too useful. But at least he's tryin' ta keep up wit' dem. We ain't heard from dat Gadget fella or his neice dame in a long time. I thought dose two wuz keepin' files on ev'ryone..."


"By the way" Pumbaa told Meowth, "we were just talking with your lady friend. I don't think she's too ready to forgive you, but I think your other pals would welcome you easy as thermite-pie. The problem is how to convince her...".

Timon grinned wickedly at that. "Never worry 'bout it, Pumbaa! I've got the perfect plan for that!". He looked at Meowth. "Now, buddy, you look like enough of a smart guy to recognize a good plan when you see it. And in exchange for telling you about my Reconciliation Operation, all I ask from you is help solving this case. Whatcha say? Willing to listen?".

"Yeah... *sigh* Once Jessie's got her mind made up about somet'in, it's real hard ta convince her uddahwise. Like youse said, da uddahs seem more keen on lettin' me back in, but Jessie outranks 'em all.

I gotta few schemes a' my own, but I'll help youse solve 'dis case if youse wanna let me in on yer plan, sure!"

[OverMaster]

"Yeah... *sigh* Once Jessie's got her mind made up about somet'in, it's real hard ta convince her uddahwise. Like youse said, da uddahs seem more keen on lettin' me back in, but Jessie outranks 'em all.

I gotta few schemes a' my own, but I'll help youse solve 'dis case if youse wanna let me in on yer plan, sure!"

"Okay then" Timon leaned forward with a little smirk, "Let's begin with the essentials of a good reunion plan. From my wide experiences fighting evil, I've learned only one thing always works to keep criminal friends together...".

"Jail?" Pumbaa wondered.

"No! Hate towards someone else! So, Meowl, is there any recurring, highly annoying enemy you have out of here? Someone who keeps messing with you time and time again? Someone Jessie might detest even more than you do?".

[Schornforce]

"Okay then" Timon leaned forward with a little smirk, "Let's begin with the essentials of a good reunion plan. From my wide experiences fighting evil, I've learned only one thing always works to keep criminal friends together...".

"Jail?" Pumbaa wondered.

"No! Hate towards someone else! So, Meowl, is there any recurring, highly annoying enemy you have out of here? Someone who keeps messing with you time and time again? Someone Jessie might detest even more than you do?".

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"Oh. Dat's easy. Prob'ly dem lousy twoipy kids an' deir Pikachu.

Lessee, dere's Pikachu, who's a nastly li'l fat, chubby, obese yeller rodent whut shoots electricity...

Den dere's dat Ash twoip who ain't da brightest by any stretch, but he's good at battlin' even if he'd have long been a statistic a' da Blair Witch if it weren't fer dat tall twoip...

Brock. He nevah, evah opens his eyes. Which mean eithah he don't have none or dey're freakish. He can cook food like nobuddy else, tho'!

Den dere's dat Misty twoip, she eventually turned inta two twoips an' then back inta anudder single goil twoip. I dunno what's up wit' her.

We don' like dose twoipy kids cuz dem's always blowin' us up-- an fer what?! Nuttin'! Dat's what! It's so unfair! Dem's jus' jooveynile delinquents! Dat's whut dey are!"

Meowth then paused for a minute.

"But...

I t'ink dere's someone Jessie hates even more... some otha' Team Rocket dame named Cassidy! She's real mean-- almost as mean as Jessie! An' she travels around wit' some guy named Barch an' dey really seem ta get Jessie's dander all up. An' wit dat much hair, dat's a LOTTA dander...

I don' like 'em cuz dey ripped off our motto an' try an' make us look bad ta our boss."

[Tommy]

Voting

Wile E. 2- Josh M. (Dale), Schornforce (Team Rocket)
Marvin 1- Radioactive Zombie (Ed, Edd & Eddy)
Wheeler 1- Cthulhudrew (Marvin)

Close To Being Eliminated due to Inactivity
Inspector Gadget

[OverMaster]

"But...

I t'ink dere's someone Jessie hates even more... some otha' Team Rocket dame named Cassidy! She's real mean-- almost as mean as Jessie! An' she travels around wit' some guy named Barch an' dey really seem ta get Jessie's dander all up. An' wit dat much hair, dat's a LOTTA dander...

I don' like 'em cuz dey ripped off our motto an' try an' make us look bad ta our boss."

"Cassidy! Good, good, good!" Timon clapped, then turned around and began looking at Pumbaa, putting his fingers on a framing square targeted over the warthog's head. "Hair color of Cassidy, please, Meowl?".

"Wait, Timon..." Pumbaa blinked. "You aren't thinking of dressing the bestest of your best friends like that Cassidy lady in an attempt to fool the Sprocket girl, so Meowth can help her and win her trust back, are you?".

Timon laughed. "Oh, Pumbaa, of course not! I'm just thinking of dressing you like that Cassidy lady in an attempt to fool the Sprocket girl, so Meowth can help her and win her trust back, that's all!".

"Oh, phew. You had me worried for a second there!".

[Schornforce]

"Cassidy! Good, good, good!" Timon clapped, then turned around and began looking at Pumbaa, putting his fingers on a framing square targeted over the warthog's head. "Hair color of Cassidy, please, Meowl?".

"Wait, Timon..." Pumbaa blinked. "You aren't thinking of dressing the bestest of your best friends like that Cassidy lady in an attempt to fool the Sprocket girl, so Meowth can help her and win her trust back, are you?".

Timon laughed. "Oh, Pumbaa, of course not! I'm just thinking of dressing you like that Cassidy lady in an attempt to fool the Sprocket girl, so Meowth can help her and win her trust back, that's all!".

"Oh, phew. You had me worried for a second there!".

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"Oh, yeah, um... lemmee t'ink. Oh yeah! Dat Cassidy broad's got yeller hair! Not really 'blonde' but yellow. I can't explain it. Like how James' hair is blue fer some reason. Meh.

Lemme see if I gots a picture..."

Meowth pulls out a picture (from where?) and hands it to Timon.

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"Cassidy's da one on da left. She's nevah wit'out dat Buck guy who's on da right. Jessie sez dey've nevah looked bettah den when dis picture wuz taken.

*sigh* I wondah what Jessie an' James is up to now..."


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"COME ON, JAMES!!! You remember that goddesses' manga! Carry my baby!"

"NEVER!!!"

[OverMaster]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Force.jpg

"COME ON, JAMES!!! You remember that goddesses' manga! Carry my baby!"

"NEVER!!!"


Elsewhere:

The peace of the Tarikihongan Temple where Keiichi, Belldandy, Urd and Skuld happily lived was momentarily broken by a sudden sensation running up Skuld's back, distracting her from her frantic robot-fixing where she was sitting at the porch.

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"Skuld Sense... tingling!" the youngest of the three Norns perked up in alarm, before running to the nearest Interdimensional Mailbox at a corner, then attaching a highly sophisticated, yet ridiculous looking mechanic complement with videocamera included at it. She looked through it and squealed happily.

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"Oh, yes! I knew it would end happening! Not exactly the position I hoped for, but--".

Her sister Urd lazily looked over her shoulder at the images. "So, another Traitor Game is up, huh? Who do they have this time? Any hunks, by any chance?".

http://gateway.cjb.net/AMG/Gallery/Urd/urd-v11c062a.jpg

Skuld looked again. "Huh, just Inspector Gadget, a few funny animals, three really ugly boys, and Bill Cosby...".

Urd turned around and began to walk away. "Great. I'll be at the kitchen seeing if Bell already has the dinner ready, okay?".

[hamboy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Force.jpg

"COME ON, JAMES!!! You remember that goddesses' manga! Carry my baby!"

"NEVER!!!"
OOC: So... very... wrong... why... can't... I... stop... laughing...

IC:
Mexico
"That... that... that little middle child destroyed me! Right after I destroyed her! Like some kind of copy monkey!" Puppetmon yelled. "What does she have that I don't, huh? How could she do that!?"

[Schornforce]

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"Awright, so while youse two work on yer disguises, I'm gonna try a few ideas a' my own ta try an' get back inta my team. Lemmee know when youse're ready ta go ahead wit' da plan!"

Meowth waved 'bye-bye' to Timon and Pumbaa and turned to Dale Gribble.

"An' Mistah Sunglasses Guy, uh... keep up da... good... woik wit' dem files. If youse needs me, I'll be back in da house." Meowth rolled his eyes and shook his head once he was out of Dale's view. "Dat human is sure a few pancakes short of a stack..."

A few minutes later, Jessie and James had a visitor.

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"JESSIE, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!"

"JAMES, YOU BIG BABY! QUIT CRYING! IT'LL BE OVER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT!"

"Hoo boy. An' I wanna rejoin dese two? I oughtta get my head examined..."

"OH WON'T SOMEONE SAVE-- huh? Oh! It's--"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/MeowthCroons.jpg

"--er, Dat's right, Jimmy! It's yer fellow Team Rocket membah, Stephen Wri-- I mean Lynch! Yeah. Dat's me alright!"

"Huh. You look different...

suspiciously shorter and fuzzier."

"Um... I ain't wearin' my special elevation shoes an' er... I fergot ta shave!!! Dat's it!"

James takes advantage of Jessie's distraction to escape her clutches and run off to hide amidst the other remaining players.

"I'm still not convinced. Sing me a song. I'm sure that will prove you are who you say."

"Um... yeah... er... lemmee think here..."

[Chris Lang]

"COME ON, JAMES!!! You remember that goddesses' manga! Carry my baby!"

"NEVER!!!"

Firestar was roaming around the compound, and saw the above scene with James and Jessie.

"What is THAT about?" she said aloud, to no one in particular.

"Maybe I don't really want to know."

She turned away and headed off to the others.

Or she was about to, when Meowth showed up.

She was wondering just what Meowth was doing. It appeared Meowth was trying to impersonate Stephen Lynch, but she wasn't sure why. Perhaps it was one of his plans to get back on to Team Rocket, but Firestar couldn't see how this would help. She did, however, think Jessie had been unfair in dismissing him.

She stood back and viewed the proceedings from a distance.

[Schornforce]

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Meowth began to strum his guitar. (sung loosely to the tune of "The Merry Go Round Broke Down.")

"Um... dere is dis goil named Jessie,
Who' got hair as red as ketchup
It's really long an' stuff
An'... uh... some'tin dat rhymes wit' 'ketchup!'

She's a membah of Team Rocket
Da greatest group of all!
She wears some cheap jewelry
Dat she got at da mall.

Er... She's pretty as a Pinsir
An' boy she's really swell!
All da guys really like her
When dey get past da smell!

Jessie is a leader
As bold as dey come
If only she weren't so old
An' not so insanely dumb!

Hrm... Well, she's a sweet lady
As charmin' as a Meowth
She'd be queen diva of da woild
If she'd shut her big ol' mouth!

Big ol' mouth, big ol' mouth!
Jessie's got a big ol' mouth! An' dat's da way it iiiiiiiiiiis!!!"

Meowth bowed obliviously to any audience he'd gathered.

"Well, Jess, are youse convinced?"

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"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

"It's number one on my 'hit parade,' MEOWTH! TRY AND FOOL ME, WILL YOU?!!!! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"

[DoctorDoom]

Stephen stared at the 'Not-Stephen'.

".....the hell? There's only one singing cat in this game, and that's me! Not a literal cat, but you know..."

[Schornforce]

Stephen stared at the 'Not-Stephen'.

".....the hell? There's only one singing cat in this game, and that's me! Not a literal cat, but you know..."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/ScarredMeowth.jpg

"Trust me, pal, youse kin keep da title! Da music business is too tough fer me! Da critics won't let up fer a moment! 'Scuse me!"

Meowth runs haphazardly away as a fuming Jessie storms up.

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"You mangy fuzzface! I'm not done with you!"

Jessie stops when she sees Stephen Lynch.

"So! Trying that lame disguise again, are you?! C'mere, you!!! You can't fool me again!!! "

The enraged Team Rocket diva makes a grab for Stephen Lynch. "

[DoctorDoom]

"You mangy fuzzface! I'm not done with you!"

Jessie stops when she sees Stephen Lynch.

"So! Trying that lame disguise again, are you?! C'mere, you!!! You can't fool me again!!! "

The enraged Team Rocket diva makes a grab for Stephen Lynch. "

"Hey hey hey! I'm not --!"

Stephen smirks.

'You know what... whatever. I am! Should I strip down now, or--?"

[Schornforce]

"Hey hey hey! I'm not --!"

Stephen smirks.

'You know what... whatever. I am! Should I strip down now, or--?"

After about five minutes, Jessie finally realized Stephen wasn't Meowth.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/JessieNurse.jpg

"Umm... okay... I seem to have made a mistake here.

...

Plus, why did you have me put on a nurse costume before beating you up?"

[DoctorDoom]

After about five minutes, Jessie finally realized Stephen wasn't Meowth.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/JessieNurse.jpg

"Umm... okay... I seem to have made a mistake here.

...

Plus, why did you have me put on a nurse costume before beating you up?"
"Personal fantasy. Thank you, 'bad nurse'."

[Schornforce]

"Personal fantasy. Thank you, 'bad nurse'."

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"So, wait-- I'm the 'good nurse,' then?"

[DoctorDoom]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/NurseJames.jpg

"So, wait-- I'm the 'good nurse,' then?"
"Wait...what are you going to do with that finger?"'

[Schornforce]

"Wait...what are you going to do with that finger?"'

Before Nurse James could answer, the *ahem* festivities were interrupted.

"Excuse me, but are youse dat woild famous supah-organization, Team Rocket?"

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"Hmmm?"

"Who said that?"

"Why, citizens, don'tcha know...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/SuperMeowth-1-1.jpg

"...Soopahman when youse see 'im?

I got tired a' bein' all goody-goody an' wanna join up wit' yer team, see? Whaddya say? I bet we'd get along 'soopah' good!"

"Wait a minute. Weren't you sent to Mexico with the others?"

"Yes, and wasn't your outfit different?"

"Um... I uh, flew back an' my supah suit got doity, so I changed on da way!"

"Hm... makes sense, I suppose."

"Hold on a minute! We've had problems recently with a certain hanger-on. Prove you're Superman!"

"Uh,
...

Oh! Usin' my x-tra ray vision, I can see what dat dat Ron--er, Stephen Lynch palooka looks like starkers!

...

My poor eyes."

"YOU IDIOT! WE CAN ALL SEE THAT!

How about we see you FLY, hero?!!"

Jessie gives Super-Meowth a solid punt, sending the poor scratchcat flying.

"Don't come back until you can come up with something better than lame disguises, Meowth!

James, I'm going to go make sure that furball stops bothering me! You and Mr. Lynch get to work on fingering those traitors!"

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"You heard her. Who am I to argue? Let's get to work fingering!"

[Radioactive Zombie]

(( I am reminded of the time Nurse Joys and Officer Jennys swarm Brock, only to his displeasure that it's a dream. >_> ))

"On behalf of my group, I would like to officially change our vote to Francis Castle.

If anyone bothered to look behind Edd, they would find Eddy and Ed bound and gagged.

(( I keep assuming Frank is full for Francis, and I have a feeling it's not... ))

[Schornforce]

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Meowth wandered back to Timon and Pumbaa.

"Well, I'm outta ideas fer now. Are youse guys ready yet?"

[Tommy]

Voting

Wile E. 2- Josh M. (Dale), Schornforce (Team Rocket)
Wheeler 1- Cthulhudrew (Marvin)
Punisher 1-Radioactive Zombie (Ed, Edd & Eddy)

Close To Being Eliminated due to Inactivity
Inspector Gadget

[DoctorDoom]

Before Nurse James could answer, the *ahem* festivities were interrupted.

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"You heard her. Who am I to argue? Let's get to work fingering!"

"There's the spirit? Who's first?"

[Schornforce]

"There's the spirit? Who's first?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/NurseJames.jpg

"Oh, I'm so indecisive. I'll just go with whatever you say.

EEEEOOOO! I'm all a-twitter with suspense!"

[DoctorDoom]

"Oh, I'm so indecisive. I'll just go with whatever you say.

EEEEOOOO! I'm all a-twitter with suspense!"
"How about you point that thing over at one of the flaming duo over there? Firestar or Wheeler."

[Chris Lang]

"How about you point that thing over at one of the flaming duo over there? Firestar or Wheeler."

"And what's your basis? It'd better not be the Justice Lords. That was done by the Other Guy, and we already know who the Other Guy was." Firestar replied.

"Okay, I got the voting results from when we voted out Puppetmon..."

Team Rocket 1- Kevin M. (TAZ)
Marvin 1- Radioactive Zombie (Ed, Edd, & Eddy)
Justice Lords 5- Just A Shadow (Spider-Man) , Ben Morgan (Cliff Huxtable), Joe Acro (Bamf), DoctorDoom (Stephen Lynch), KamenRaida (Wile E.),
Puppetmon 10- TangentMan (Jan Marvel), Josh M. (Dale), Gogo Yubari (Shego & Jr.), Schornforce (Team Rocket), Chris Lang (Firestar), Indigo Al (Thundarr), Deadpooligan (Inspector Gadget), Superheroic (Justice Lords), Overmaster (Timon & Pumba), BoosterBronze (Encyclopedia Brown)
Italics indicate a changed vote

"To be honest, I'm not sure about Cliff Huxtable there. What is WITH his obsession with snacks? He doesn't even talk to us except to offer them to us."

"Those Ed guys ... you just don't know what they're going to do next. But I'm inclined to give Dale the benefit of a doubt, even though he has acted weird. If that list is any indication of the order of votes, he was the second to vote for Puppetmon."

"Then there's Wile E. Coyote, and you and Bamf. I don't think any of you are above suspicion. I suppose you could have had a motive for Troy Bolton's murder -- getting rid of him so he wouldn't steal your spotlight. But I don't really have any proof."

"Let's see how the voting's gone so far this round..."

Voting

Wile E. 2- Josh M. (Dale), Schornforce (Team Rocket)
Wheeler 1- Cthulhudrew (Marvin)
Punisher 1-Radioactive Zombie (Ed, Edd & Eddy)

Close To Being Eliminated due to Inactivity
Inspector Gadget

"Only a few of us have voted. The problem is, we don't have ANYTHING to go on. We're just guessing. Wile E. Coyote's got two votes so far, but we don't really have anything linking him to the murders."

Firestar gave a frustrated sigh. "I really don't know who to vote for right now. I would like to hear some good arguments, but we're running out of time to vote."

[DoctorDoom]

"And what's your basis? It'd better not be the Justice Lords. That was done by the Other Guy, and we already know who the Other Guy was." Firestar replied.

"Okay, I got the voting results from when we voted out Puppetmon..."




Stephen waited until Firestar finished, then laughed.

"Poor, naive, little fire bun! Who said anything about voting?"

[OverMaster]

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Meowth wandered back to Timon and Pumbaa.

"Well, I'm outta ideas fer now. Are youse guys ready yet?"

A disheartened Timon shook his head, standing next to a Pumbaa who was laying on the floor wearing a bad blond wig, and suffocating on a corset that was all but squeezing the life from him, yet barely restraining his stomach. Pumbaa also had makeup badly plastered all over his face, and he breathed in long, painful pantings.

"Errrr, there have been some technical problems. We Apologize for the Inconvenience" the meerkat shrugged, then beamed a smile. "HOWEVER! Timon always has a Plan B! Look, your galpal already has some weird, unexplainable desire for catching Pumbaa as her new Porkemon pet, doesn't she? Well, what better way to make her happy than for you to give him to her as a special gift...?".

"What?!" Pumbaa jumped up, the sudden movement making his corset to snap and spring away from his body and going to hit Ed in an eye. "But, Timon! I don't wanna go with the scary lady! What kind of bestest of my best friends are you?!".

"Hakuna Matata, Pumbaa!" Timon patted his head. "It's all a farce! A scam! As soon as Jessie has had you for a short while, and we're ready to go back home, you'll conveniently escape from her with me. In a way that can't be faulted at Meowl, right?".

"But--".

"No buts! That way everyone wins! C'mon, Pumbaa! For friendship! For the poor sad kitty!".

"Well... if I'm not really captured, but pretending to be captured,. I guess maybe I perhaps could--".

"Excellent!" Timon twirled back to Meowth. "Well then, ready to play the fearless Porkemon hunter part, buddy?".

[Schornforce]

A disheartened Timon shook his head, standing next to a Pumbaa who was laying on the floor wearing a bad blond wig, and suffocating on a corset that was all but squeezing the life from him, yet barely restraining his stomach. Pumbaa also had makeup badly plastered all over his face, and he breathed in long, painful pantings.

"Errrr, there have been some technical problems. We Apologize for the Inconvenience" the meerkat shrugged, then beamed a smile. "HOWEVER! Timon always has a Plan B! Look, your galpal already has some weird, unexplainable desire for catching Pumbaa as her new Porkemon pet, doesn't she? Well, what better way to make her happy than for you to give him to her as a special gift...?".

"What?!" Pumbaa jumped up, the sudden movement making his corset to snap and spring away from his body and going to hit Ed in an eye. "But, Timon! I don't wanna go with the scary lady! What kind of bestest of my best friends are you?!".

"Hakuna Matata, Pumbaa!" Timon patted his head. "It's all a farce! A scam! As soon as Jessie has had you for a short while, and we're ready to go back home, you'll conveniently escape from her with me. In a way that can't be faulted at Meowl, right?".

"But--".

"No buts! That way everyone wins! C'mon, Pumbaa! For friendship! For the poor sad kitty!".

"Well... if I'm not really captured, but pretending to be captured,. I guess maybe I perhaps could--".

"Excellent!" Timon twirled back to Meowth. "Well then, ready to play the fearless Porkemon hunter part, buddy?".

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Meowth.jpg

"Sure! Youse guys is great pals, but are youse sure ya kin get away? Jessie's pretty tough... an' youse gotta be good ta fool--"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/WeCanJessie.jpg

"There you are, Meowth. What's going on here? Not another scheme, I hope."

"Uh.... NO! Notatall, Jessie! I... uh... caught dis rare an' valuable pokemon fer ya since I knew youse wanted it!

Little help? Try an' look captured!"

[OverMaster]

"There you are, Meowth. What's going on here? Not another scheme, I hope."

"Uh.... NO! Notatall, Jessie! I... uh... caught dis rare an' valuable pokemon fer ya since I knew youse wanted it!

Little help? Try an' look captured!"

Pumbaa gave a quick nervous glare to Timon, and seeing his friend nodding, he sighed and fell on his side, stiffening his legs.

"Ouch. I'm captured. I'm so sad, because I'm captured!" he badly acted.

"Yeah, it was a really scary scene!" Timon sighed, shaking his head. "The poor guy had no chance! This vicious cat was all over him, beating him to submission like a sledgehammer! Oh, the humanity! As a matter of fact, I'm left so shocked, I think I'll retire to a monastery at Tibet! Or a Hooter's. Well, seeing you around, folks!" he carelessly began to walk away.

Passing by next to Pumbaa, he gave him a discret thumbs up and a grin before continuing his way away. Pumbaa just sweated, then gave Jessie a huge-eyed imploring puppy stare.

[Schornforce]

Pumbaa gave a quick nervous glare to Timon, and seeing his friend nodding, he sighed and fell on his side, stiffening his legs.

"Ouch. I'm captured. I'm so sad, because I'm captured!" he badly acted.

"Yeah, it was a really scary scene!" Timon sighed, shaking his head. "The poor guy had no chance! This vicious cat was all over him, beating him to submission like a sledgehammer! Oh, the humanity! As a matter of fact, I'm left so shocked, I think I'll retire to a monastery at Tibet! Or a Hooter's. Well, seeing you around, folks!" he carelessly began to walk away.

Passing by next to Pumbaa, he gave him a discret thumbs up and a grin before continuing his way away. Pumbaa just sweated, then gave Jessie a huge-eyed imploring puppy stare.

"Well, then! Well done, Meowth. You have finally won back my favor and returned to our happy Team Rocket!

...

Now to capture that pokemon good and proper!"

"Huh? Uh oh..."

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"Pokeball, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Jessie hurled her pokeball with tremendous force towards Pumbaa.

[Joe Acro]

Bamf's pacing had him ignoring Team Rocket's antics. He had bumped into Thundarr just as the whole Pumbaa-gets-captured sequence started.

He looked over in Jessie's direction simply to cheer her on (ignoring the somewhat intimidating character towering over him).

"Go get 'im, beautiful girl!"

[Chris Lang]

"Well, then! Well done, Meowth. You have finally won back my favor and returned to our happy Team Rocket!

...

Now to capture that pokemon good and proper!"

"Huh? Uh oh..."
"Pokeball, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Jessie hurled her pokeball with tremendous force towards Pumbaa.

Firestar couldn't help noticing this latest turn of events. She was about to ask if Pokeballs worked on non-Pokemon but if Meowth's 'uh oh' was any indication, they probably didn't.

She realized she hadn't seen that Wobbuffet creature in a while. She wondered where it had disappeared to.

"Has anyone seen Wobbuffet?" she asked aloud.

[Schornforce]

Firestar couldn't help noticing this latest turn of events. She was about to ask if Pokeballs worked on non-Pokemon but if Meowth's 'uh oh' was any indication, they probably didn't.

She realized she hadn't seen that Wobbuffet creature in a while. She wondered where it had disappeared to.

"Has anyone seen Wobbuffet?" she asked aloud.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Wobb-Salute.jpg

Almost as if on cue, Wobbuffet shuffled past, still looking for its friend, Puppetmon. The blue pokemon wobbled while dragging the heavy hammer and occassionally stopped to yell, "WO-OBB! Wobbuffet!" cupping its club-like paws to its mouth occassionally as it called out.

[Chris Lang]

Almost as if on cue, Wobbuffet shuffled past, still looking for its friend, Puppetmon. The blue pokemon wobbled while dragging the heavy hammer and occassionally stopped to yell, "WO-OBB! Wobbuffet!" cupping its club-like paws to its mouth occassionally as it called out.

"That's Puppetmon's hammer, isn't it?"Firestar asked.

"Well, Puppetmon's gone, and I think you and Team Rocket are better off without him. I don't think Puppetmon's much of a team player. He's just too crazy. "

"Okay, has anyone seen Inspector Gadget and those who travelled around with him? It's getting close to the end of the round, and I'd like everyone to show up this time."

[Schornforce]

"That's Puppetmon's hammer, isn't it?"Firestar asked.

"Well, Puppetmon's gone, and I think you and Team Rocket are better off without him. I don't think Puppetmon's much of a team player. He's just too crazy. "

"Okay, has anyone seen Inspector Gadget and those who travelled around with him? It's getting close to the end of the round, and I'd like everyone to show up this time."

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Wobbuffet looked at Firestar for a moment and sort of wobbled back and forth. "Wobba wobb? Wobba wobbuffet wobb wobb wobb, buffet Wobbuffet wobba." Wobbuffet pointed to the hammer and saluted stoically, then removed the pin he'd worked so hard to find for Puppetmon and lifted it majestically in the air before proclaiming, "WOBBUFFET WOBBA WOBB!" Wobbuffet then happily saluted Firestar and sat patiently pleased waiting for her answer.

[Chris Lang]

Wobbuffet looked at Firestar for a moment and sort of wobbled back and forth. "Wobba wobb? Wobba wobbuffet wobb wobb wobb, buffet Wobbuffet wobba." Wobbuffet pointed to the hammer and saluted stoically, then removed the pin he'd worked so hard to find for Puppetmon and lifted it majestically in the air before proclaiming, "WOBBUFFET WOBBA WOBB!" Wobbuffet then happily saluted Firestar and sat patiently pleased waiting for her answer.

"It's a good thing no one's asked you who you're voting for. Otherwise, they might think you were voting for yourself." Firestar remarked.

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I don't understand what you're trying to tell me."

Firestar was familiar with this sort of frustration, having owned and been around pets herself. There were times when a cat or a dog was clearly trying to tell her something, but she couldn't figure out just what they were trying to tell her. Unlike the Pokemon cat creature known as Meowth, they couldn't speak human language, even though sometimes it seemed they were trying.

"All I can figure out is that you found that pin. Anyway, your Team Rocket friends are too busy to discuss the voting right now, and I'm running out of ideas."

"I guess I'll just go with Wile. E. Coyote, because I don't really have any ideas about anyone else."

[OverMaster]

"Pokeball, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Jessie hurled her pokeball with tremendous force towards Pumbaa.

The Pokeball hit Pumbaa square between the eyes, making his face to distort in awful pain... and then it fell down to the ground.

Pumbaa cried a single huge cartoony thread as an equally cartoony large, round bump sprouted between his eyes.

"Ahhh, sorry, Ma'am Master Lady, but... I think I prefer to stay out of the ball!" he pleaded. "I have a phobia at closed spaces that are smaller than myself!".

**********

Meanwhile, Timon listened to Firestar's words.

"I suppose that's as good a theory as any other now. Fine then, I guess I'll have to vote Willie the Jackal now, too. It's not like there are any other good prime suspects at this moment. But if this is a wrong guess, I'll be voting Melvin again next round!" he stubbornly declared.

OOC: Voting Wile E. Coyote.

[Tommy]

Voting

Wile E. 5- Josh M. (Dale), Schornforce (Team Rocket), Chris Lang (Firestar), Overmaster (Timon & Pumbaa), Gogo Yubari (Shego & Jr.)
Wheeler 2- Cthulhudrew (Marvin), Booster Bronze (Encyclopedia Brown)
Punisher 1-Radioactive Zombie (Ed, Edd & Eddy)
Team Rocket 1- Jobies201 (Punisher)

Close To Being Eliminated due to Inactivity
Inspector Gadget

Just FYI I'm going to a barbecue tonight so the update might run a little late.

[Josh M]

"I guess I'll just go with Wile. E. Coyote, because I don't really have any ideas about anyone else."
"Thats the spirt!" Dale Said. "Now I'll be the smart person here." He said to himself.

[Schornforce]

"It's a good thing no one's asked you who you're voting for. Otherwise, they might think you were voting for yourself." Firestar remarked.

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I don't understand what you're trying to tell me."

Firestar was familiar with this sort of frustration, having owned and been around pets herself. There were times when a cat or a dog was clearly trying to tell her something, but she couldn't figure out just what they were trying to tell her. Unlike the Pokemon cat creature known as Meowth, they couldn't speak human language, even though sometimes it seemed they were trying.

"All I can figure out is that you found that pin. Anyway, your Team Rocket friends are too busy to discuss the voting right now, and I'm running out of ideas."

"I guess I'll just go with Wile. E. Coyote, because I don't really have any ideas about anyone else."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Wobb-Salute.jpg

Wobbuffet looked at Firestar for a moment and sort of wobbled back and forth.

Wobbuffet seemed to nod, but it could have just felt like wobbling to and fro like a punching bag clown.

The Pokeball hit Pumbaa square between the eyes, making his face to distort in awful pain... and then it fell down to the ground.

Pumbaa cried a single huge cartoony thread as an equally cartoony large, round bump sprouted between his eyes.

"Ahhh, sorry, Ma'am Master Lady, but... I think I prefer to stay out of the ball!" he pleaded. "I have a phobia at closed spaces that are smaller than myself!".


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/WeCanJessie.jpg

"...

...

Meowth.

Exactly what kind of cowardly pokemon is he, anyways?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Meowth.jpg

"Um--

Uh... I t'ink it's a...

a...

Grand Pumbaa-eon-emon-... achu?"

"Geshundeit."

Jessie looked Pumbaa over scrutinizingly, making an occassional cynical noise and glancing suspiciously over at Meowth now and then.

Then after 'hmmm' ing for a long time and leaning close to the sweating Pumbaa, Jessie--

LIFTED HIM OVER HER HEAD and girlishly giggled, "Ha ha! I've caught a Grand Pumbaaeonemon!!! Beat that, twerps!"

[OverMaster]

Jessie looked Pumbaa over scrutinizingly, making an occassional cynical noise and glancing suspiciously over at Meowth now and then.

Then after 'hmmm' ing for a long time and leaning close to the sweating Pumbaa, Jessie--

LIFTED HIM OVER HER HEAD and girlishly giggled, "Ha ha! I've caught a Grand Pumbaaeonemon!!! Beat that, twerps!"

Elsewhere:

As Ash Ketchum and his small gang of travelling companions walked through the plains of the Sinnoh Region, Ash couldn't help but sneeze.

"What was that?" he wondered scratching his nose. "I couldn't be with a cold, it's midsummer...".

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"Maybe someone's talking about you" Brock opined. "Must be Team Rocket scheming against us again, since they have stayed quiet far too long by now...".

"Yeah, how long has it been? Two weeks? That's a whole new record!" Ash said. "With the former record being, huh..." he counted with his fingers, "... two days... What do you think, Dawn? Dawn? Aw, no. Don't tell me you're still upset over that stupid video!".

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"Shut up... Just shut up...".

[BoosterBronze]

Encyclopedia Brown was still torn apart over voting for Spider-Man. Mistakes weren't something he was used to. Paralyzed with doubt, he did the only thing he could think made sense.

He read.

And after finishing Darwin's "Origin of the Species," Jack Vance's "The Dying Earth," and "The Greatest Green Lantern Stories Ever Told" he knew one thing and one thing for sure.

He hated mullets.

"I vote for Wheeler." he declared.

[jobies201]

OOC: I won't have time to catch up tonight, but I did see the kill and banishment. I'm going to vote for uh.... Team Rocket. Because the Punisher doesn't like Team Rocket. I'll start playing again after the update.

[Schornforce]

OOC: Love the peek in on Ash and his crew, Overmaster!

BIC:

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"Well, Grand Pumbaaeonemon, now that I've caught you-- thanks to Meowth's assistance and Bamfie's moral support, and of course, my unending skill-- let's see what you can do!!! GOOOOooooooo, Dustox!

Use Poison Sting on Grand Pumbaaeonemon!

Grand Pumbaaeonemon, use... um... whatever attacks you use to counter it!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Dustox1.jpg

"Dustoooox! Dustox! Dust!" Dustox hung in the air over Pumbaa, looking as delicious as it could...

...before firing little poisonous glowy needles at the porcine opponent.

[GoGo Yubari]

"Oh, we should probably be voting for somebody, don't you think?"

"Oh. Uh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, well... ah, whatever. Disentegrator rays? Are pretty standard hallmarks of people who sell deadly weapons, and even I know that Wile E. Coyote is pretty much guy when it comes to purchasing from suppliers like that."

"I don't even like the disentegrator rays! Do you know how many times they've accidentally destroyed my shades?"

"No, and I never wanted to know. Our work here is done."

[OverMaster]

OOC: Love the peek in on Ash and his crew, Overmaster!

BIC:
"Dustoooox! Dustox! Dust!" Dustox hung in the air over Pumbaa, looking as delicious as it could...

...before firing little poisonous glowy needles at the porcine opponent.

OOC: Heh heh. I'm being tempted of milking the Dawn jokes for all they're worth until I get to play the Pokegirl trio...

IC:

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"OW! Owie! Ouch!" Pumbaa began to run around trying to escape the needles. "TIIMOOON!!! What do I do now?!".

"Use your Cosmic Power to blast the bug, Pumbaa! I'll bring the salt and pepper in the meanwhile!" Timon yelled back from the sidelines.

"I don't have the Cosmic Power anymore, remember?!".

"Geez, what a baby... okay, how about trying to gass it?!".

"I don't think I have enough reserves for it, Timon!".

"Hakuna Matata!" Timon once again reached into comedy hammerspace and pulled out a bottle of Koo-Koo Kola (TM)!

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Come along
You belong
Feel the fizz of Koo koo Cola
It's the cola for makin' you proud
Take another sip and be one of the crowd
You belong with Koo koo Cola
Come along
You belong
Feel the fizz of Koo koo Cola
Get to the store and take all you can carry
We got the flavors- orange, grape and cherry
Feel the fizz of Koo koo Cola

Come along
You belong
Feel the fizz of Koo koo Cola
It's bottled in Pensacola
Come along with Koo koo Cola
You belong with Koo koo Cola

Timon stared at the camera. "Yeah, yeah, enough with the snazzy jingle, okay?". He opened the bottle and threw it at Pumbaa. "Catch it, boy!".

The warthog jumped up catching the bottle, and he quickly gulped all the soda down. It made its effect fast, and moments later, Pumbaa belched a huge, repulsive cloud of poisonous gas at Dustox, knocking it off the air.

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

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"Hmph! Koo-Koo Kola?! Outrageous! I don't know why haven't they banned that abomination yet...".

[Josh M]

Encyclopedia Brown was still torn apart over voting for Spider-Man. Mistakes weren't something he was used to. Paralyzed with doubt, he did the only thing he could think made sense.

He read.

And after finishing Darwin's "Origin of the Species," Jack Vance's "The Dying Earth," and "The Greatest Green Lantern Stories Ever Told" he knew one thing and one thing for sure.

He hated mullets.

"I vote for Wheeler." he declared.

"So brown, your one of the smart people here and STILL you vote for the most like choose." "Why?" Dale asked.

[Chris Lang]

"Oh, we should probably be voting for somebody, don't you think?"

"Oh. Uh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, well... ah, whatever. Disentegrator rays? Are pretty standard hallmarks of people who sell deadly weapons, and even I know that Wile E. Coyote is pretty much guy when it comes to purchasing from suppliers like that."

"I don't even like the disentegrator rays! Do you know how many times they've accidentally destroyed my shades?"

"No, and I never wanted to know. Our work here is done."

"Well, you sure TOOK long enough." Firestar replied. "You guys don't really talk much with the rest of us, do you?"

OOC: GoGo, don't worry. I understand if RL gets in the way of your characters interacting with everyone else much. It's just that I thought it made sense for someone to notice this.

OverMaster, loved the Cola Cult song! Of course, that episode of Rescue Rangers was an obvious satire.

Schornforce, loving the Team Rocket antics. That 'Gesundheit' after Meowth's improvised 'achu' was great!

[Schornforce]

OOC: Thanks for the compliment, Chris!

BIC:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Dustox1.jpg

"...dust...*koff*... ox..."

"Good work, Dustox! Return!"

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Well, now, my new Grand Pumbaaeonemon, your *ahem* intruiging method of using 'poison gas' attack was quite the showstopper. Now let's see how well you do against..."

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"SEVIPER!!! Sev! Sev-viper! Bloopbloopbloopbloop!"

"Seviper! Attack Grand Pumbaaeonemon with your poison tail! Grand Pumbaaeonemon... um, do you have any attacks other than poison gas?

Hmmm...

What else exactly DO you do?"

[DoctorDoom]

Stephen watching the ongoing 'battle'.

"So, why would you not just use all of your animals at the same time?"

[BoosterBronze]

"So brown, your one of the smart people here and STILL you vote for the most like choose." "Why?" Dale asked.

"What?" Encyclopedia Brown said, "I speak English, Sanskrit, Hebrew, and Korean, but I don't speak Texan."

"If you're asking why I'm voting for Wheeler, it's because I still beleive a heat-based power might have caused the singer's death, perhaps by having him inhale superheated air, sublimating his lungs"

Then Encyclopedia muttered to himself, "and I just don't like mullets.'

[Schornforce]

Stephen watching the ongoing 'battle'.

"So, why would you not just use all of your animals at the same time?"

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"Ah. Good question. The answer is simply, I'm not trying to beat my new Grand Pumbaaeonemon, merely test its powers...

...whatever they are."

[Josh M]

"What?" Encyclopedia Brown said, "I speak English, Sanskrit, Hebrew, and Korean, but I don't speak Texan."

"If you're asking why I'm voting for Wheeler, it's because I still beleive a heat-based power might have caused the singer's death, perhaps by having him inhale superheated air, sublimating his lungs"

Then Encyclopedia muttered to himself, "and I just don't like mullets.'

"Ok, now i'm pissed." Dale said taking off is shades. " The two ways we can make this go away." "We can fight each other in combat or...........
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we can play a game Scrabble."

[Kevin M.]

"Ah. Good question. The answer is simply, I'm not trying to beat my new Grand Pumbaaeonemon, merely test its powers...

...whatever they are."


"Mmmm......Taz could go for Pumbaaeonemon burger" Taz said as he eyed the Warthog. "To bad he hanging with Traitors/"


OOC: Vote for Team Rocket

[GoGo Yubari]

"Well, you sure TOOK long enough." Firestar replied. "You guys don't really talk much with the rest of us, do you?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/MilanoCollectionAT/Traitor%20Game/Shego-1.png

"And you're great with stating the obvious, aren't you, Girl Scout? Here's the thing; aside from maybe the henchwoman over there with the pink hair or the guy with the guitar, you guys? Aren't really worth talking to when it doesn't concern the game. And considering that this round, much like the last one, is mostly a complete wash without much to go on, I think I speak on behalf of the group when I say that we'd sooner not bother until things get interesting again. Now go on, shoo."

"... the group? Are we a group?"

"Sure. You, me, that's a group."

"I thought it was more of a duo..."

"Same difference, Junior, same difference. Stay with us, here."

[Chris Lang]

"And you're great with stating the obvious, aren't you, Girl Scout? Here's the thing; aside from maybe the henchwoman over there with the pink hair or the guy with the guitar, you guys? Aren't really worth talking to when it doesn't concern the game. And considering that this round, much like the last one, is mostly a complete wash without much to go on, I think I speak on behalf of the group when I say that we'd sooner not bother until things get interesting again. Now go on, shoo."

"I know that technically, those Team Rocket guys have a boss, but I have a feeling Jessie might not like being called a 'henchwoman'. She likes to believe she's in charge of that group."

Firestar then left Shego and Junior, knowing that she wasn't wanted there.

[Deadpooligan]

OOC: Vote for Wheeler. IC to come later (ack, busy day, just made it!)

[DoctorDoom]

OOc: SInce i don't see a "stop posting" post....

"I'll toss my vote for the pudding pop man, Mr. Huxtable. He's still out there.... promoting pudding."

[KamenRaida]

Was it some cosmic force that would forever prevent Wile E. from achieving anything resembling victory without having to be faced with another variable that just wasn't worth the afore-mentioned triumph.

As Wile E. gobbled the last remains of the Dinosaur, he was shocked to realize that the majority of the votes for traitor had gone to him. Outraged, Wile E. pointed an accusing finger at Dale, the one who had apparently led the charge against him.

[Josh M]

Was it some cosmic force that would forever prevent Wile E. from achieving anything resembling victory without having to be faced with another variable that just wasn't worth the afore-mentioned triumph.

As Wile E. gobbled the last remains of the Dinosaur, he was shocked to realize that the majority of the votes for traitor had gone to him. Outraged, Wile E. pointed an accusing finger at Dale, the one who had apparently led the charge against him.

"Thats a traitor like move, don't you think Wile E.?" Dale asked , throwing hiss cig at him.

[KamenRaida]

"Thats a traitor like move, don't you think Wile E.?" Dale asked , throwing hiss cig at him.

Wile E. opened his mouth to give a reply (despite the impossibility of it) only to realize that the move had forced him to gulp down the cigarrete, resulting in a moment of stunned silence for the Coyote.

[OverMaster]

OverMaster, loved the Cola Cult song! Of course, that episode of Rescue Rangers was an obvious satire.


OOC: And twenty bonus points to whoever can point why Darkwing came outta nowhere to say what he said.

Pumbaa vs. Seviper coming tomorrow.

[Joe Acro]

Feeling intimidated by Thundarr, especially amidst the silence, Bamf simply said.

"Hey! You've got the strength to kill people, especially Panthro. And you don't seem to like anyone here. I vote you."

Then, fearing the repercussions of saying such things, he rushed to Jessie's side.

"If you need help taking down the pig, I'm here."

[Chris Lang]

OOC: And twenty bonus points to whoever can point why Darkwing came outta nowhere to say what he said.

Pumbaa vs. Seviper coming tomorrow.

OOC: Or maybe not. It depends on what happens next.

Anyway, there was an episode involving a really over-the-top origin story for Darkwing Duck that probably isn't really his origin, but parodies Superman's origin and others. His mentor, who bears a resemblence to Gosalyn, is violently allergic to Cuckoo Cola -- the same soft drink that the Cola Cult of 'Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers' is obsessed with.

I couldn't help singing the Cuckoo Cola song when I saw that Darkwing Duck episode. :smile:

[Schornforce]

OOC: Well, I'm thinking Pumbaa vs. Seviper would be a flashback regardless of what goes on in the update tonight, since if TR are still around, they'll probably comment on it or something.

BIC:

Jessie looked down and grinned happily at Bamf.

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"Why thank you, Bamfie! Your support always means so much to me."

[Radioactive Zombie]

Meanwhile, near the still makeshift structure...

"Oh, wow, Double-Dee?! How did you get your hands on this naughty stuff?! I always knew you'd stay a vir-"

"Eddy! I didn't know it was there! Goodness! You can slap that lie dectector on me and-"

"You actually think it still works, Sockhead?! We convicted Johnny two-by-four on it just 'cause you got the machine to determine a brainless plank is guilty of stealin' people's stuff."

"Well, excuse me, Mister-I-Need-To-Depend-On-Someone-Because-I'm-A-Imaginative-Black-Hole! Our so-called "products" would work if you would let me use ACTUAL construction items instead of dragging things from Ed's basement and telling me to not use your welder!"

"Yeah, yeah, go ahead and deny your naught little video all ya want. HEY, GUYS! LOOK WHAT DOUBLE-DEE HAS!! IT'S SOME CHICK NAMED DAWN TAKING IT-"

At that point, Ed burst out of nowhere, wearing an old kraken-suit from one of their water based scams. "I'm in my happy place, guys! I must figure out how to work my mew-tant powers to join THE LEAGUE OF NOT-SO-ORDINARY LADS!!"

"...Ed, what did I say about using suits?"

[Joe Acro]

Jessie looked down and grinned happily at Bamf.

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"Why thank you, Bamfie! Your support always means so much to me."
Bamf grinned back.

"Ah, you can thank me later," he said with a wink. "Let's just take care of this."

[Tommy]

***Voting is now closed***
Please refrain from posting until I update

[Tommy]

"Well it looks like everyone thinks that super genius is guilty."

"And once again you have guessed wrong!"

"All hail the Horde!" cried Dolores.

"Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the coming of the Horde;
We are trampling out the vintage
Where the grapes of wrath are stor'd;
We hath loos'd the fateful lightning
Of our terrible swift sword:
Our truth is marching on.
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Our truth is marching on."

"Yes, well, nonetheless," said Dr. Orpheus, "I BANISH YOU!"

Wile E. vanished in a puff of smoke.

"With that taken care of it seems that the Bad Guys haven't struck..."

As he said this the wall caved in. Once the smoke cleared the players found Firestar pinned between a 1969 Dodge Charger and the wall. The car had a brick placed on the gas peddle and the steering wheel tied to go straight.

"Oh look there are her legs," Dolores helpfully pointed out.

"MY WALL MY WALL!"

***Meanwhile in Mexico***

Wile E. and Firestar poofed into existence. A spring break girl walked up to Firestar and started poking her. "I don't know who you think you are! You come up here," she paused to vomit, "and act all holy 'n' stuff. Someone oughta punch your face!"

[Tommy]

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Players

Ben Morgan as... CLIFF HUXTABLE
Joe Acro as BAMF
Deadpooligan as INSPECTOR GADGET
Radioactive Zombie as ED, EDD, AND EDDY
Schornforce as TEAM ROCKET
jobies201 as THE PUNISHER
Kevin M. as TAZ
Donald M. as GOOFUS & GALLANT
DoctorDoom as STEPHEN LYNCH
OverMaster as TIMON AND PUMBAA
Knight Lancer as WHEELER
Cthulhudrew as MARVIN THE PARANOID ANDROID
IndigoAl as THUNDARR THE BARBARIAN
Gogo Yubari as SEÑOR SENIOR, JR. AND SHEGO
BoosterBronze as ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN
Josh M. as DALE GRIBBLE

Dearly Departed

Troy-- Lungs missing
Jeanie-- Banished
Luxord-- Throat slit with a scalpel
Waspinator-- Banished
Panthro-- Choked on his weapon (Good Guy)
Puppetmon—Banished (Bad Guy)
Jan Marvel-- Shot with the OOO Ray (Good Guy)
Spider-Man- Banished (Other Guy)
Justice Lords- MM set on fire, psychically killed teammates
Mr. Richfield- Banished
Ironman- Banished
Wile E.- Banished
Firestar- Hit with a car

BAD GUYS send me your next kill, Josh M. your turn for the PSA, everyone else: voting is now open and will end Wednesday at 8:00 pm.

[Joe Acro]

Bamf coughed as the smoke cleared. He noticed Firestar.

"Oh. No..."

Concern swept over him.

"Is everyone else okay?" he said as he eyed around him, scanning particularly for his Team Rocket allies.

[Josh M]

OOC: PSA May come later to night, if not,tomorow.

IC: "Alien Queen!" Dale yelled runing over to her. "Thats it!" Dale yelled." "These Traitors will not get away with this!" Dale screamed putting his hand on Firestar's blood and running it straight down the middle on is face. "Dale force meeting is NOW, then me and brown can have are scrabble game."

[Radioactive Zombie]

"EDD! SAVE ME!! THERE'S FREAKY LITTLE CARS FLYIN' ABOUT AND HITTING PEOPLE! OH THE HUMANITY!!"

For once, Eddy seemed serious about people getting slayed. Or crawling under Edd's beanier, for that matter.

"In that case, I don't think the not-yet-grown Francis would have pressed down on that car. Some one tall...

Maybe... our guitarist Lynch could? With all the women he got angry at him, he easily could have crushed the poor woman!"

[Schornforce]

Bamf coughed as the smoke cleared. He noticed Firestar.

"Oh. No..."

Concern swept over him.

"Is everyone else okay?" he said as he eyed around him, scanning particularly for his Team Rocket allies.

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"I'm fine, Bamfie. *cough* *cough* How about you?"

[Joe Acro]

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"I'm fine, Bamfie. *cough* *cough* How about you?"
The Bamf hugged Jessie.

"You're okay! I'm..."

He paused, uncertain as to how to answer.

"I just want all this to be over."

[BoosterBronze]

Looking at the body of Firestar, who had been so kind and reasonable smashed against the wall, Enclopedia Brown whispered a bad word.

[Schornforce]

OOC: PSA May come later to night, if not,tomorow.

IC: "Alien Queen!" Dale yelled runing over to her. "Thats it!" Dale yelled." "These Traitors will not get away with this!" Dale screamed putting his hand on Firestar's blood and running it straight down the middle on is face. "Dale force meeting is NOW, then me and brown can have are scrabble game."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Meowth.jpg

"Oh bruddah. I'd bettah go see what's in today's crazy report."


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Jessie looked down at the poor little Bamf.

"Hm. Here's what I don't get. How did the traitors know where that Starfire, Firestar, Firestone, whatever her name was-- would be standing? I mean, that car could've hit anyone, several of us, or noone. They also would've had to make sure that they and their fellow traitor wouldn't be near it and that it would only go when they wanted it to. Hm..."

[Joe Acro]

"Hm. Here's what I don't get. How did the traitors know where that Starfire, Firestar, Firestone, whatever her name was-- would be standing? I mean, that car could've hit anyone, several of us, or noone. They also would've had to make sure that they and their fellow traitor wouldn't be near it and that it would only go when they wanted it to. Hm..."
The Bamf rubbed his chin.

"I guess they'd have to be pretty smart. So, that'd be Marvin or the encyclopedia kid, right?

[Josh M]

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"Hello, I'm Dale Gribble from King of the hill"

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"And I'm Charlton Heston." "Where her today to Talk to you about something important do both me and Dale."Gun safety and How to use a gun in the manner it should be used."

"Thats right Mr. Heston." "Many people use guns the wrong way and giveing guns a bad name."

"That leads to attacks by those left sided Bastards!" ""Guns don't hurt people." "If anything, guns bring everyone together!"

*A video screen appears behind them.*

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"This is Xander Crew A.K.A Awesome X." " He been looking all night for a "Lady friend"."


"So, how much are we talking about?"

"$30.45."

*X shoots the hooker.*

"WRONG!" Lets see how he should have handled it."

"Thats a little to high."

*The hooker kicks Xander in the balls and grabed his wallet. Xander shoots her while she's running."

"Right!" You shoot her if she trys to steal your money." "Well, thats all the time we have."" And remeber, Guns don't kill peopel......."

"The goverent does."

[Josh M]

"Meowth." "Just the cat I was looking for." "How are you today." Dale asked, blood dripping from his face.

[Tommy]

Voting

Stephen Lynch 1- Radioactive Zombie (Ed, Edd & Eddy)
Taz 1- Indigo Al (Thundarr)

[Schornforce]

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"Oh, hey, looks like we missed something, Sibs! Sorry, we went out for pizza."

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"We tried to save you all some, but Wakko ate it on the way back."

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"Sorry. It was over two blocks away. I got hungry."

"Well, time to question our next suspect suspect-- how'zabout Encyclopedia Brown?"

"I dunno. I prefer a nice eggshell white, robin's egg blue, or even a thesaurus beige."

"Alright, mister detec-a-tive, you seem like a clever fellow. Certainly clever up to rig up this little death trap. Maybe you're putting all your knowledge of crimes to work for the opposite side of the law!

1. Hey, kid, why don'tcha give us some examples of crimes you've solved. I'm sure we could all use a laugh. Nah, but seriously-- how good are ya at math and science? Y'know, real subjects-- not that detective junk."

2. "Why'd your parents name you after a book? Couldn't they think of any TV shows instead?"

3. "Hey, hon, do you think you could figure out what some of these gadgets scattered around this compound do? They stump me. Either that or I'm just trying to draw you out so I can singlehandedly unravel your web of lies.

Either or."

OOC: Booster Bronze- your turn for inquisition!

[Chris Lang]

Wile E. and Firestar poofed into existence. A spring break girl walked up to Firestar and started poking her. "I don't know who you think you are! You come up here," she paused to vomit, "and act all holy 'n' stuff. Someone oughta punch your face!"

"What?" Firestar asked, completely confused.

What had happened?

She remembered a car crashing through the wall, and then ...

No, that was absurd! There was no way a Traitor could get away with THAT without revealing themself to be a Traitor. How could a car be driven by remote control? And furthermore, how could the Traitor be sure it would hit someone if they couldn't see who was on the other side of the wall?

It didn't make sense.

And now, she had this spring break girl yelling at her for reasons that didn't make sense, either. She had only just got here, so why was this girl mad at her?

"All right, who are you and why are you yelling at me? Are you associated with Dolores Umbridge o