Traitor Game XVII: We Apologize For the Inconvenience

[Indigo Al]

"Uh, gee kid, I don't know where to start on explaining what was wrong with that little show..."

"Demon Dogs! What manner of hairstyle is THAT?" Thundarr exclaimed when he saw Wheeler.

[jobies201]

Encyclopedia Brown proudly finished his new visual aid, detailing people with the abilities to make lungs vanish and not be detected.

BAMF- Teleport into chest cavity. Possibly gooey.
THE PUNISHER- Violent tendencies. Worth watching.
FIRESTAR- Sublimate lungs with microwaves. Beware ginger kids.
GOOFUS & GALLANT- Just don't trust them.
PANTHRO- Choke self? Autoerotice asphixiation gone wrong?
TIMON- Climb down throat and eat lungs. Carnivore?
MARVIN- Probably guilty just cuz.
THE JUSTICE LORDS- Super speed lung ripping? Fast than a speeding bullet?
WHEELER- Unknown. Planeteer power= Fire, Planeteer power=Heart.... Planteteer power=Lung?

"You'we a wealllllllyyyy bad detective. Timon wouldn't be able to climb down someone's throat while we wewe watching them sing. Mawvin, just cuz? That's dumb. Bamf can't telepowt into people... At least most cant. Goofus and Gallant? You don't twust them? Thanks for pwoviding a weason. And me? Tell me how I wemoved someone's lungs with a paintball gun and we'll talk. Maybe we should be watching the people thwowing out all the accusations instead of just being suspicious of everwyone who gives someone a funny look." All this thought that didn't involve strategicly fighting hurt the Punisher's head so he went off in search of some apple juice and graham crackers.

[Radioactive Zombie]

"...Wait, there, young fellow, you actually removed someone's lungs with a paintball gun?

Oh, I see. No, no sort of paintball gun has the PSI to suck out someone's lungs.

In fact... Doctor... Orpheus.... may I inspect the body?"

[Cthulhudrew]

There was a long flush, and then Marvin's voice chimed in (undiminished by watery distortion- apparently the bowl hadn't completed refilling): "I am not yet casting my vote, but I thought I'd throw this out there for you people to consider. It need not necessarily follow that all members of a team must be Traitors- one or more could be acting against the interests of their own group in performing the kills."

A splash, then, as he dunked his head back in the toilet.

[Cthulhudrew]

After a long time,Dale went into the house. Then Dale answered, " The Dale force five is a team that will solve the case." Am hopfull that one of you is a traitor." He said, is eyes narrowed."Now my good cat hybrid. we have a team to make." "The following people are drafted into The DALE FORCE FIVE.
Encyclopedia Brown
Timon
Marven

The sound that emerged from the toilet was untranslatable by any means... at least not without offending 98% of all intelligent species in the galaxy. The other 2% were masochists, and would have enjoyed it too much.

[Cthulhudrew]

"Don't you shoot microwaves?" He asked Firestar, "Microwaves are basically invisible. Could you have used them to vaporize his lungs?"

A watery sigh emerged from the bathroom.

[Knight Lancer]

"Demon Dogs! What manner of hairstyle is THAT?" Thundarr exclaimed when he saw Wheeler.

"What's wrong with my hair? It's stylish, and all the ladies love it."

[Indigo Al]

"What's wrong with my hair? It's stylish, and all the ladies love it."

"I see that, lad! It had a serious demeanor in the front. Yet in the back, it is as untamed as the devastated ruins of my era! Perhaps I should visit a village barber soon!"

[Joe Acro]

"Well...

I'm not certain if it'll work, as you're not a pokemon-- not that I know of, anyhow. You can't just capture anything in a pokeball. Are you SURE you want to give it a try? We don't want you to hurt yourself Bamfie, but it's up to you. A safer option would be to ask Meowth to ask another pokemon what it's like."
The Bamf thought for a bit, while others conversed around him.

Eventually, he spoke up.

"Yes. I'm sure. I want to experience it first-hand! Fire away!"

[Tommy]

"Pardon me, Doctor Girlfriend...

OOOOOO! May I call you 'Girlfriend?'

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Before I met the Monarch I was Lady Au pair. I was feared and I was respected. And not just by my murderous moppets, by everyone."

*ahem* anyhow, I was wondering, when you um... examined Troy, did you notice anything unusual about the temperature of the body? Perhaps that could be a valuable clue.
"No I didn't. But being that the bodies temperature is naturally so high, I wouldn't put much stock in that."

Also, by any chance do you know someone who goes by the name of 'Botch?' You two sound awfully similar."

"Yes I am a woman, I just have a deep voice," Dr. Girlfriend said, "And you know, I find your insinuation more than a little offensive."

[Tommy]

"...Wait, there, young fellow, you actually removed someone's lungs with a paintball gun?

Oh, I see. No, no sort of paintball gun has the PSI to suck out someone's lungs.

In fact... Doctor... Orpheus.... may I inspect the body?"

"If you wish. It's still rotting on my carpet over there..."

[Radioactive Zombie]

Edd's face turned green again. "Very well. But first..."

Edd entered the arcade, and over the clucks, various whirring and other mechanical whirring noises could be heard. Edd appeared again, now dressed in a rather unnessecery and jury-rigged clean suit.

The figure waddled over to the body.

[Josh M]

"Oh, well, it's not like it'll leave me any further from the truth I'm right now...".

"It's great to have you aboard." "Now, i'm given the other more time, then people can start to join if they want."

[Schornforce]

"I see that, lad! It had a serious demeanor in the front. Yet in the back, it is as untamed as the devastated ruins of my era! Perhaps I should visit a village barber soon!"

OOC: That. Was. AWESOME.

BIC:

"Before I met the Monarch I was Lady Au pair. I was feared and I was respected. And not just by my murderous moppets, by everyone."

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"Alas, I know all to well your pain. Believe it or not, there was a time when Jessie and myself were considered the creme' de la creme' of Team Rocket's training corps. *sigh* I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be disrespectful."

"No I didn't. But being that the bodies temperature is naturally so high, I wouldn't put much stock in that."

"I see. Well, then. Hm. At least we know it wasn't super-abnormally hot or cold, since as a doctor, you'd notice if it was overwhelmingly so. That's a start, anyhow."

"Yes I am a woman, I just have a deep voice," Dr. Girlfriend said, "And you know, I find your insinuation more than a little offensive."

James looked a little taken aback, "I didn't mean any offense, madame. I had wondered if you might be related... odd, I don't recall mentioning that Botch was a man (at least-- I think he's a man, he sounds an awful lot like my great aunt Gertrude, now that I think about it)." James was about to apologize again when Bamf spoke up.

The Bamf thought for a bit, while others conversed around him.

Eventually, he spoke up.

"Yes. I'm sure. I want to experience it first-hand! Fire away!"

"Well... alright, then, Bamfie, but be extra careful!"

James tossed his pokeball into the air near Bamf and a red beam of energy shot out towards the little blue Team Rocket member.

[BoosterBronze]

COLOR="darkorange"]Now my good cat hybrid. we have a team to make." "The following people are drafted into The DALE FORCE FIVE.
Encyclopedia Brown
Timon
Marven[/COLOR]

"Pardon me sir," Encyclopedia Brown said, "while I see the benefit of joining up to help crack the case, I'm nervous working with the automaton. He seems particuarly unfriendly."

"Perhap I can suggest that spot go to," Enclyclopedia blushed slightly, "Penny Gadget? She's a sharp one. She already helped me crack the case of the Stolen Squirt Gun."

[Josh M]

"Perhap I can suggest that spot go to," Enclyclopedia blushed slightly, "Penny Gadget? She's a sharp one. She already helped me crack the case of the Stolen Squirt Gun."


"Hmm...." Dale wondered. "My boy, that sounds like a great idea." Dale aid taking a smoke.

[Joe Acro]

"Well... alright, then, Bamfie, but be extra careful!"

James tossed his pokeball into the air near Bamf and a red beam of energy shot out towards the little blue Team Rocket member.
The red beam struck the Bamf and pulled him inside the Pokeball.

It shook once.

Twice.

Three times.

Suddenly, it burst open and the Bamf reappeared, kneeling on the ground.

"Huh. Huh," he panted. "I never want to do that again. I don't know how those others can stand it."

[tangentman]

Jan listened meekly to the debate. She sighed glumly when certain names were casually dropped. The debate ebbed and flowed fiercely. Her head practically reeled at some of the accusations thrown out. Finally, an opportunity came for Jan to interject her opinion.

"The Traitors want to divide us. They want innocent players to vote out innocent playesr--because that leaves more of them and less of us at the end. They've gone untouched every round, while we vote off innocent people and watch innocent victims die. I still don't think it's Marvin or Team Rocket, and I'm pretty certain it's not the Justice Lords or Inspector Gadget."

A considering look passed over Jan's face. She frowned in deep thought, rubbing her chin. Finally, Jan said, "If we want to make headway against those rotten Bad Guys, we need to stop looking at the obvious suspects--and start looking at the least obvious ones. Who here has made a big secret of their powers and abilities? I can think of two--Dale and Puppetmon. Dale slinks around and doesn't talk to the rest of us.

That's pretty sneaky, don't you think? Puppetmon picks fights--maybe he picks them TOO often? Like he wants us to think because he fights all the time that he couldn't be a Bad Guy. Dale...Puppetmon....hmm...I'm taking a chance here, but I"m gonna vaote against Puppetmon."

Jan added ominously, "If for some reason the Bad Guys go after me, and you haven't voted off Puppetmon, I think that'll be a sure sign of his guilt."

[Schornforce]

The red beam struck the Bamf and pulled him inside the Pokeball.

It shook once.

Twice.

Three times.

Suddenly, it burst open and the Bamf reappeared, kneeling on the ground.

"Huh. Huh," he panted. "I never want to do that again. I don't know how those others can stand it."

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"Well, I did warn you that the experience (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZmI8tFFmEA) may not be the same for you as it is for real pokemon.

What was it like? if you don't mind my asking."

[Josh M]

A considering look passed over Jan's face. She frowned in deep thought, rubbing her chin. Finally, Jan said, [COLOR="RoyalBlue"]"If we want to make headway against those rotten Bad Guys, we need to stop looking at the obvious suspects--and start looking at the least obvious ones. Who here has made a big secret of their powers and abilities? I can think of two--Dale and Puppetmon. Dale slinks around and doesn't talk to the rest of us.


Dale takes another puff of his cig and said, "You want to know what I can do?" "Well, i'm a master bounty hunter." "Great with guns, and to a lesser point, armed combat."

" But Jan, your right, I could be a traitor." He said. " But i'm going with Puppetmon."and of you don't vote for him, your his puppet."

[Joe Acro]

"Well, I did warn you that the experience (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZmI8tFFmEA) may not be the same for you as it is for real pokemon.

What was it like? if you don't mind my asking."
"It was quiet. So quiet.

...Wait, how do we know I'm not a real Pokemon? I went inside the ball..."

The Bamf's voice trailed of as he wondered what that might mean.

[Indigo Al]

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Hello, I’m Nancy Reagan.

And I am Thundarr! The Crone Consort of the Warlord of the Yooou-Esss-Ayyy and I will be back with One-to-Grow-On!

Nancy Reagan gave Thundarr a sideways glance. Her smile strained slightly.

After a few inane breakfast cereal commercials, the television screen switched to a scene in a typical American middle school. Four young students sat chatting quietly in study hall: Sheila, Chrissy, Tim, and in the back, Peter.

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All of a sudden, Peter began trembling uncontrollably. His eyes clouded over, and his notebook burst on fire! Energy was sizzling from his outstretched hands.

The other kids stood up from their desks, gasping. Sheila pointed her finger at Peter and said, “Y-you’re a …. Mutant!”

“Mutie…” “Mutie!” “Mutie!” The other kids muttered in excitement, as they backed away from Peter.

“Please,” said Peter in an urgent plea. “Don’t tell anyone I’m a…a….mutant! I don’t wanna be a freak!”

The scene then froze on the faces of the other kids, who pondered the dilemma, and the camera backed away from a giant fake set TV screen, in front of which stood Nancy Reagan and Thundarr.

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“Peter is very scared, isn’t he?” said Nancy Reagan. “No one likes to feel like an outsider, or different. Unfortunately, the truth is, Peter IS different.”

“Yes, Crone! He is a sub-human monster!”

“Heavens no, Thundarr! Peter is a scared little boy. Unfortunately, that doesn’t make him any less different – OR dangerous. Peter’s classmates COULD respect Peter’s privacy and not inform the proper authorities of his status as a mutant. But a lot of people, including Peter himself, could end up getting hurt.”

The two of them turned to the giant TV screen again, as the scene resumed. Timmy, Sheila and Chrissy watched as Peter was escorted out of school by two men in black suits, his hands cuffed by power dampening shackles.

Sheila: “Peter, aren’t you glad we called Project Wideawake?”
Peter: “I guess you guys were right in doing so. I don’t want to be a mutant menace.”
Agent No. 1: “And where we’re taking you, you won’t menace anyone or anything ever again!”


The camera panned back to Thundarr and Nancy Reagan.

“Crone! Will the urchin become part of your husband’s mutant slaver hench-force?”

Her smiled straining more sharply, she replied, “that’s 'Mrs. Reagan,' Thundarr. And no, of course not. He’ll be taken to a place where he can be helped with his little problem. So if you suspect your friend, neighbor, parent or teacher is a mutant – or a communist or homosexual – call the authorities right away.”

And THAT’S One to Grow On.

[Schornforce]

"It was quiet. So quiet.

...Wait, how do we know I'm not a real Pokemon? I went inside the ball..."

The Bamf's voice trailed of as he wondered what that might mean.

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"Well, I guess we don't KNOW that you're not an actual pokemon, but most pokemon only say their own names.

Meowth is one of only about two exceptions that I know of.

And some psychic types can transmit their thoughts...

But most pokemon also seem to be of a specific type or grouping, like a water type or fire type. Don't get me wrong, you'll always be a tried and true member of Team Rocket-- pokemon or not! We stick together forever!

Isn't that right, Meowth?"

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"Huh? Yeah, sure, whatevah youse say, Jimmy...

By da way, I officially change our vote ta dat no good Digimon!!!!

NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Take dat, youse lousy digimon!"



"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! MEOWTH!!!! HOW COULD YOU?!!!"


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"Wit' dat pretty Marvel dame an' da lunatic in da sunglasses, we're sure ta gets rid a' wood-boy!!! Den when Team Rocket see dat I'm right an' digimon ain't ta be trusted, I'll be top cat again!!!"

"When Jessie recovers, you won't be top cat, you'll be stomped flat!!! Where's your Team Rocket spirit?!!!"

"It left when Jessie recooted dat lamebrained digimon behind my back!

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YOUSE HEAR ME, DIGIMON?!!! I'M CALLIN' YOUSE OUT-- YOUSE AIN'T GOT NO PANT'RO HERE NO MORE, DIS TIME WE FIGHT UNINT'RUPTED!!! JESSIE AN' JAMES CAN'T STOP ME, PAL! DIS TIME WE SETTLE DIS ONCE AN' FER ALL!!!"

Meowth, laughing maniacally, darted away from a very shocked and ashamed James.

"*sigh* Maybe he needs a hobby or something..."

OOC: Meowth changes Team Rocket's vote to Puppetmon.

[Joe Acro]

"Well, I guess we don't KNOW that you're not an actual pokemon, but most pokemon only say their own names.

Meowth is one of only about two exceptions that I know of.

And some psychic types can transmit their thoughts...

But most pokemon also seem to be of a specific type or grouping, like a water type or fire type. Don't get me wrong, you'll always be a tried and true member of Team Rocket-- pokemon or not! We stick together forever!"

The Bamf settled for the uncertainty. It didn't matter if he was a Pokemon of another reality. He had a team. And his teammates might get killed if he didn't act.

"I vote for those Justice people. For two rounds straight they wanted us to vote for someone. And then Panthro said it might be some kind of strategy, to mislead us. He ends up dead and they change their tune. I don't get it.

"It seems suspicious to me. But I'm just a Bamf. We don't do detective work."

OOC: Vote for the Justice Lords.

[Cthulhudrew]

"Perhap I can suggest that spot go to," Enclyclopedia blushed slightly, "Penny Gadget? She's a sharp one. She already helped me crack the case of the Stolen Squirt Gun."

"Hmm...." Dale wondered. "My boy, that sounds like a great idea." Dale aid taking a smoke.

Marvin came out of the bathroom, drying his head with a blue towel with yellow stars and comets on it that read "His".

He arrived just in time to overhear the discussion between Dale Gribble and Encyclopedia Brown. "So now I'm out? Typical. If you'd only been 0.3 seconds faster, it would have been a record, too."

"I suppose I shall just plug myself into the television and TIVO mindless reality shows for you all to view at your convenience."

[Josh M]

"I vote for those Justice people. For two rounds straight they wanted us to vote for someone. And then Panthro said it might be some kind of strategy, to mislead us. He ends up dead and they change their tune. I don't get it.

"It seems suspicious to me. But I'm just a Bamf. We don't do detective work."

" You have a point." Dale said. "I do think that the Lords are traitors but we don't got alot of proof."

[Josh M]

Marvin came out of the bathroom, drying his head with a blue towel with yellow stars and comets on it that read "His".

He arrived just in time to overhear the discussion between Dale Gribble and Encyclopedia Brown. [COLOR=SlateGray][B]"So now I'm out? Typical. If you'd only been 0.3 seconds faster, it would have been a record, too."

"The only reason I wanted you in the group is because I think your thre third traitor." Dale said coldly.

[Schornforce]

The Bamf settled for the uncertainty. It didn't matter if he was a Pokemon of another reality. He had a team. And his teammates might get killed if he didn't act.

"I vote for those Justice people. For two rounds straight they wanted us to vote for someone. And then Panthro said it might be some kind of strategy, to mislead us. He ends up dead and they change their tune. I don't get it.

"It seems suspicious to me. But I'm just a Bamf. We don't do detective work."

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"Well, Bamfie, I agree with you. I think of everyone remaining, those Justice Friends seem the likeliest to have assaulted poor, dear, sweet Troy... or Zac....

They also seem to be trying to intimidate everyone into voting their way and then daring to suggest anyone who votes for them is a traitor, despite the fact that a few of their team could have done such a horrible thing with all the power they have."

[Cthulhudrew]

"The only reason I wanted you in the group is because I think your thre third traitor." Dale said coldly.

"Ah, I see. Keep your enemies close?" Marvin talked as he removed some cords from behind a plate in his chest and plugged them into the back of the tv. "You must have already figured out who the first two Traitors are, then. I won't get my hopes up, though. Not that I have any hope in the first place."

[Josh M]

"Ah, I see. Keep your enemies close?" Marvin talked as he removed some cords from behind a plate in his chest and plugged them into the back of the tv. "You must have already figured out who the first two Traitors are, then. I won't get my hopes up, though. Not that I have any hope in the first place."


"Is that a threat?" Dale asked. " My fellow traitor gamers, I think i'm the next person to die." He said after think about what the robot said.

[Cthulhudrew]

"Is that a threat?" Dale asked. " My fellow traitor gamers, I think i'm the next person to die." He said after think about what the robot said.

One of Marvin's patented world weary sighs punctuated his next words. "I was right. You're just as dull-witted as the rest of this group. What did I say that sounded remotely threatening?" He turned on the tv, flipping through the channels. "Besides, I already know who the next target is," he glanced in the direction of a group of characters standing by Iron Man, "and it isn't you."

[Chris Lang]

"Well, Bamfie, I agree with you. I think of everyone remaining, those Justice Friends seem the likeliest to have assaulted poor, dear, sweet Troy... or Zac....

They also seem to be trying to intimidate everyone into voting their way and then daring to suggest anyone who votes for them is a traitor, despite the fact that a few of their team could have done such a horrible thing with all the power they have."

"I think you have a point. These 'Justice Lords' sure don't act like the super heroes I heard about. But I'm still not entirely sure about them."

"That Puppetmon ... I'll be honest. I really don't know what all he's capable of. That Penny might be useful if she looked people up in that computer book more often, but she hasn't done it in a while."

Firestar paused. "Something about him gives me the creeps. No, it's not that he's a wooden puppet who's alive. It's his whole ... persona. I get the feeling he's ... extremely evil. He's like something someone might do a horror movie about someday. I don't think he'd be a good fit for your team."

"I wish I knew just what he could do, but I suppose he's still a good suspect. Good enough for me to vote him off. So I guess I'll vote for Puppetmon this time."

[Indigo Al]

"I too shall vote for the wooden puppet golem."

OOC: Vote for Puppetmon.

[DoctorDoom]

"For the reason that there are so many of them.... I'll just go with the Justice Lords. I'm sure they could sway me, though..."

(Ooc: Sorry, things have been sooo hectic here, I haven't even completed another song yet! But I'll whip something up soon.)

[GoGo Yubari]

"Sorry, Pinnochio, but I -- ah, who am I kidding, I'm not sorry at all."

"Really, the Little Wooden Boy look is so out!"

((OOC: That is indeed a vote for Puppetmon.))

[Radioactive Zombie]

"I think you have a point. These 'Justice Lords' sure don't act like the super heroes I heard about. But I'm still not entirely sure about them."

"That Puppetmon ... I'll be honest. I really don't know what all he's capable of. That Penny might be useful if she looked people up in that computer book more often, but she hasn't done it in a while."

Firestar paused. "Something about him gives me the creeps. No, it's not that he's a wooden puppet who's alive. It's his whole ... persona. I get the feeling he's ... extremely evil. He's like something someone might do a horror movie about someday. I don't think he'd be a good fit for your team."

"I wish I knew just what he could do, but I suppose he's still a good suspect. Good enough for me to vote him off. So I guess I'll vote for Puppetmon this time."

"That's a really lame descision to vote for Puppet-Freako there. I mean, I probably should start you just 'cause you're from some bad comic, or the Justice Weird-Ohs over there 'cause they're capable of nasty crud. For once I agree with Sockhead... whatever he said.

"Eddy, what I meant is that we should count on evidence first, rather than likelihood. After all, we, at first, suspected Marvin, even though he's unfit for killing anyone due to his personality.

"Awh, come on, guys! We all know that the most obvious choices usually aren't guilty!

"Edd, monobrow's acting smart again..."

[Ben Morgan]

"Ya know, when I was a kid, I had to walk 10 miles uphill to get to school. And we didn't have no computers or video games either. One day when I was walking to school it was snowing, so me and my friend Russell waited in his house until it stopped. Russell's mother is nice, she made us hot chocolate and would make us sandwiches every day after school. Anyway, it turned out that school was closed that day because of the snow, so me and Russell went outside to play in the snow. Boy, we had a lot of fun. Remember, you can always have fun without video games. And that's why I'm voting for the Justice Lords."

OOC: That's a vote for the Justice Lords

[Tommy]

Voting


Team Rocket 1- Kevin M. (TAZ)
Marvin 1- Overmaster (Timon & Pumba)
Justice Lords 5- Just A Shadow (Spider-Man) , Ben Morgan (Cliff Huxtable), Joe Acro (Bamf), DoctorDoom (Stephen Lynch), KamenRaida (Wile E.),
Puppetmon 9- TangentMan (Jan Marvel), Josh M. (Dale), Gogo Yubari (Shego & Jr.), Schornforce (Team Rocket), Chris Lang (Firestar), Indigo Al (Thundarr), Deadpooligan (Inspector Gadget), Superheroic (Justice Lords), Overmaster (Timon & Pumba)

Italics indicate a changed vote

Close to Being Eliminated Due To Inactivity

Encyclopedia Brown
Ironman
Wheeler
Ed, Edd & Eddy
Mr. Richfeild

Voting closes at NOON ON WEDNESDAY. Just a reminder, Noon Wednesday is a HARD DEADLINE. As I said before the game started I'm moving tomarrow, so I need that kill Bad Guys by noon. I probably won't be able to update again until Friday.

[hamboy]

Hearing the votes pile on him, puppetmon started shaking, he was angry, he was upset.
"Stop picking on me!"


"It left when Jessie recooted dat lamebrained digimon behind my back!

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YOUSE HEAR ME, DIGIMON?!!! I'M CALLIN' YOUSE OUT-- YOUSE AIN'T GOT NO PANT'RO HERE NO MORE, DIS TIME WE FIGHT UNINT'RUPTED!!! JESSIE AN' JAMES CAN'T STOP ME, PAL! DIS TIME WE SETTLE DIS ONCE AN' FER ALL!!!"
The angry Digimon couldn't take any more. He scowled.
"Fine!" He shouted. "I'll make sure you know why I'm one of the most powerful Digimon alive!"
His hands opened up, and Meowth started moving. His arm, along with his hand and claws, etched toward his own throat. He was almost about to kill himself.
"Hahahahahahaha!" Puppetmon laughed, a sinister tone in his voice. "Ahahahahaha! This game is fun! Let's play again sometime!" Meowth stopped his suicide attack.
"Nah. That would be to boring." He smiled. "Let's play pinata!" Using the string he has attached to Meowth, Puppetmon threw him into the air, and jumped after him.
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"PUPPET PUMMEL!"
The hammer hit the ground, and a blast that could atomise an oak tree flew directly at Meowth.

[GoGo Yubari]

Shego grinned, watching the show and idly making an observation. "Soooo, you can control what other people do, huh? That'd make it pretty easy to make a guy, say, stuff his weapon down his own throat, wouldn't it? You just shot yourself in the foot there, you know that, right?"

[Josh M]

One of Marvin's patented world weary sighs punctuated his next words. "I was right. You're just as dull-witted as the rest of this group. What did I say that sounded remotely threatening?" He turned on the tv, flipping through the channels. "Besides, I already know who the next target is," he glanced in the direction of a group of characters standing by Iron Man, "and it isn't you."

"So you are a traitor!" Dale said with a furry."However i'm sticking with my vote.""I have to say, the more I think about the lords, the less i think their traitor."

" I have a theory, But I have a question first.""Puppetmon, can you control people?" Dale asked. but then Dale hears what Shego said. "I'm right." He said Happly. "Puppetmon controled the lords for the kills!" He said loudly.

[Deadpooligan]

OOC: Vote for Puppetmon. IC stuff to come later.

[Schornforce]

Hearing the votes pile on him, puppetmon started shaking, he was angry, he was upset.
"Stop picking on me!"


The angry Digimon couldn't take any more. He scowled.
"Fine!" He shouted. "I'll make sure you know why I'm one of the most powerful Digimon alive!"
His hands opened up, and Meowth started moving. His arm, along with his hand and claws, etched toward his own throat. He was almost about to kill himself.
"Hahahahahahaha!" Puppetmon laughed, a sinister tone in his voice. "Ahahahahaha! This game is fun! Let's play again sometime!" Meowth stopped his suicide attack.
"Nah. That would be to boring." He smiled. "Let's play pinata!" Using the string he has attached to Meowth, Puppetmon threw him into the air, and jumped after him.
http://h1.ripway.com/hamboy/puphammer.jpg
"PUPPET PUMMEL!"
The hammer hit the ground, and a blast that could atomise an oak tree flew directly at Meowth.

Meowth's fear at the oncoming blast gave way to vindication, a quick fury swipe as Puppetmon was busy gloating, and Meowth managed to escape the string and avoid the brunt of the blast.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/MeowthFuFighting.jpg

*gasp*pant* "I'm right! Even tho' noone believed me! Youse jus' gave us 'da string ta hang yerself, digimon!!!

Now it's my turn fer da attack!!!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/MeowthRemote.jpg

"NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I been sneakin' away workin' on 'dis beauty! Pepare fer trouble, Kid! I'm gonna even 'da odds!!!"

As Meowth pushed the remote button, a goofy-looking mech roared out of one of Dr. Venture's abandoned labs and crashed through one of Orpheus' windows. Meowth speedily hopped inside laughing maniacally.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/RoboMeowth.jpg

A loudspeaker echoed out, "Awright, youse lousy digimon dis time yer mine!"

[Schornforce]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/TechnoMeowth.jpg

"Engines ta powah. Toibines ta speed! Let's see how you like DESE apples!!!"

The Mecha-Meowth-Mach-1.2 sent a barrage of apples at the little wooden digimon.

"Dat's jus' da distraction! Now it's time fer me ta net us a traitah!"

Meowth's robot now shot out a Puppetmon-sized net towards the hammer hefting hooligan.

[Superheroic]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/bios/groups/jlords/03.jpg

"Take note of those voting for me and my teammates, people," Superman said. "You're likely to find some of the traitors there."

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/bios/groups/jlords/06.jpg

"In other news," Hawkgirl told everyone, "Vote change to Puppetmon."

[OverMaster]

Puppetmon got some string from out of no-where, the puppet digimon seemed to have an endless supply. He walked over to Pumbaa.
"Can we borrow you for a second?"

Pumbaa woke up for a moment, then sleepily looked up at Puppetmon.

"Why for...?" he yawned. "It's not about eating me again, is it?".

[OverMaster]

Timon, having escaped Ed's hands again, slipped away to hide behind Pumbaa, then poked his head out to look at the rest of the players. Looking carefully at Jan Marvel, then at the Justice Lords, he slowly spoke,

"Well, then... I'm going to give some of you guys the benefit of trust. Looks like Melvin isn't going to get voted out this round anyway, so I might as well to change our vote to Puppetmon. Even if only because I still don't think it's the Lords at all, bad Super-attitude or not. Sorry, Puppet, but hey, even if you're innocent, at least I'm saving you the pain of a death, right? And Mexico is so beautiful this time of the year!".

http://i11.ebayimg.com/04/c/06/9c/b2/31_9.JPG


OOC: Vote change to Puppetmon.

[KamenRaida]

Having recovered from his rather disturbing 'heart attack' (if only a much mure gruesome version of one), Wile E. was disappointed to find that not only had the Justice Lords not been voted out, but the one to take the blame instead hadn't even been a Traitor. And he was still hungry!

Gripping his head, careful not to drop his still exposed heart, Wile E. pointed an accusing finger at the Justice Lords.

Deciding that he'd done all he could to fix the first of his problems, Wile E. sat to think about what he could do to sprare himself from the hunger. Taking a look at his beating heart for a moment, and then to a grill nearby, Wile E's maw pulled into a grin.

==========

A few minutes later, Wile E. walked back, fur pale with disgust, mouth hanging open, and absolutely repulsed over the fact that he'd just eaten his own heart.

[Superheroic]

And Now A Public Service Announcement brought to you by The Justice Lords!

"C'mon, Rob," Carl goaded his friend. "Do it! Don't be a wuss man!" The two teenagers huddled in a dark alley, looking furtively around.

"I'll show you a wuss," Rob shot back. He pulled a can of green spray paint from his backpack, shook it, and began to graphitti a brick wall with it.

HAIL A.I.M.

"HAIL A.I.M.?" Carl asked, "What the heck does that even mean--?"

"Stay where you are!" A voice shot down from the sky. Suddenly a Batarang flew through the air and knocked the can from Rob's hand.

"GAH! It's Batman!" Rob screamed and ran.

Batman landed and grabbed Carl by the shirt collar, "Not just Batman, Punk!"

Rob ran screaming around the corner and slammed headfirst into Superman. "Well, well. A couple of vandals."

"Savages!" Batman yelled. "Do you have any idea what we do to criminals in this city? Do you, Boy! Take a look!" Batman forcibly turned Carl's head around to look at Superman and Rob. Superman's eyes sparked red as twin beams of heat vision seared into Rob's skull just above the teen's eyes. Rob screamed briefly, once, then was silent as Superman finished lobotomizing him. "Your turn," Batman grinned as he shoved Carl toward Superman.

"Kids," Batman spoke as he turned to the camera. "Don't end up like these two. Don't break the law!" Behind him, Carl struggled as Superman's heat vision went off again.

This PSA sponsored by the fine folks at Arkham Asylum.

Enjoy Your Stay!

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/betterworld/p2/Pan06.jpg

[hamboy]

The Mecha-Meowth-Mach-1.2 sent a barrage of apples at the little wooden digimon.

"Dat's jus' da distraction! Now it's time fer me ta net us a traitah!"

Meowth's robot now shot out a Puppetmon-sized net towards the hammer hefting hooligan.

Puppetmon lifted his hammer. Energy blasts destroyed the apples, but he was soon ensnared in the net. He was shaking in anger somewhat now. His eyes were aglow.
http://h1.ripway.com/hamboy/pupeyes.jpg
"You don't wanna play, huh?" He shouted. The anger was more akin to a tantrum than to real, malicious rage, but anger it was. He started blasting everywhere, burning the net up.
"You're no fun! Your just boring. So I'm gonna destroy you!" He shouted. The size difference was huge. Puppetmon was small, even by human standards, but he wasn't weak. And he was going to prove it. Strings encircled the mechas' body.
"I'm one of the strongest Digimon around!" He said. "These string can hold those annoying Digidestined digimon in Ultimate form. They can hold you, even in that thing!" He smiled. "But I wanna play this drama to the hilt! So maybe we can play for a bit. Dance like a monkey!" Puppetmon moved his hands, and the Mecha began jumping about and scratching in inappropriate places.

OOC: Hope no-one views this as power gaming. Puppetmon really is quite powerful, but if anyone feels I'm going over the limit, tell me.

[BoosterBronze]

Encyclopedia Brown votes Puppetmon

[Jeremi]

Borat is narrating. “Me and new blue friend Pantrho continued drinking until we went out for some sexy time. It’s nice! We met up with super sexy white haired lady who kneed me in the groin that is a sign of love in my country.”

“Borat will you please stop following me!”

Borat continues. “My friend Pantrho seems to be angry although I don’t know why. Either way we still not found sexy time yet, I must find this white haired lady again for sexy time.”

Panthro just sighs. “Gods have mercy.”

OOC: Are my tangents bothering anyone? I’ll stop if they do.

[Tommy]

Voting


Team Rocket 1- Kevin M. (TAZ)
Marvin 1- Overmaster (Timon & Pumba), Radioactive Zombie (Ed, Edd, & Eddy)
Justice Lords 5- Just A Shadow (Spider-Man) , Ben Morgan (Cliff Huxtable), Joe Acro (Bamf), DoctorDoom (Stephen Lynch), KamenRaida (Wile E.),
Puppetmon 10- TangentMan (Jan Marvel), Josh M. (Dale), Gogo Yubari (Shego & Jr.), Schornforce (Team Rocket), Chris Lang (Firestar), Indigo Al (Thundarr), Deadpooligan (Inspector Gadget), Superheroic (Justice Lords), Overmaster (Timon & Pumba), BoosterBronze (Encyclopedia Brown)
Italics indicate a changed vote

Close to Being Eliminated Due To Inactivity

Ironman
Wheeler
Mr. Richfeild

Voting closes at NOON ON WEDNESDAY. Just a reminder, Noon Wednesday is a HARD DEADLINE. As I said before the game started I'm moving tomarrow, so I need that kill Bad Guys by noon. I probably won't be able to update again until Friday.

[Radioactive Zombie]

"Sigh. As a group, we decided to vote off Marvin. Maybe he has some sort of trick up his sleeve?

[Just a Shadow]

Borat is narrating. “Me and new blue friend Pantrho continued drinking until we went out for some sexy time. It’s nice! We met up with super sexy white haired lady who kneed me in the groin that is a sign of love in my country.”

“Borat will you please stop following me!”

Borat continues. “My friend Pantrho seems to be angry although I don’t know why. Either way we still not found sexy time yet, I must find this white haired lady again for sexy time.”

Panthro just sighs. “Gods have mercy.”

OOC: Are my tangents bothering anyone? I’ll stop if they do.

ooc: I am enjoying the tangents so I'd like you to continue.

[Chris Lang]

"I'm one of the strongest Digimon around!" He said. "These string can hold those annoying Digidestined digimon in Ultimate form. They can hold you, even in that thing!" He smiled. "But I wanna play this drama to the hilt! So maybe we can play for a bit. Dance like a monkey!" Puppetmon moved his hands, and the Mecha began jumping about and scratching in inappropriate places.

OOC: Hope no-one views this as power gaming. Puppetmon really is quite powerful, but if anyone feels I'm going over the limit, tell me.

"Meowth told me you like it when you get set on fire." Firestar said. "So, how's this?"

She fired a blast of flame in front of Puppetmon, setting the ground in front of him on fire. She hoped this would be enough to make him quit the attack. She didn't really want to set him on fire, even if he was evil.

[Schornforce]

Puppetmon lifted his hammer. Energy blasts destroyed the apples, but he was soon ensnared in the net. He was shaking in anger somewhat now. His eyes were aglow.
http://h1.ripway.com/hamboy/pupeyes.jpg
"You don't wanna play, huh?" He shouted. The anger was more akin to a tantrum than to real, malicious rage, but anger it was. He started blasting everywhere, burning the net up.
"You're no fun! Your just boring. So I'm gonna destroy you!" He shouted. The size difference was huge. Puppetmon was small, even by human standards, but he wasn't weak. And he was going to prove it. Strings encircled the mechas' body.
"I'm one of the strongest Digimon around!" He said. "These string can hold those annoying Digidestined digimon in Ultimate form. They can hold you, even in that thing!" He smiled. "But I wanna play this drama to the hilt! So maybe we can play for a bit. Dance like a monkey!" Puppetmon moved his hands, and the Mecha began jumping about and scratching in inappropriate places.

OOC: Hope no-one views this as power gaming. Puppetmon really is quite powerful, but if anyone feels I'm going over the limit, tell me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/RedMeowth.jpg

"Youse doity mug!!! Yer strings may have discomboobalated my Mecha Meowth Mach 1.2, but it ain't ovah yet!!! FIRE!!!"

The two paws on the Mecha Meowth Mach 1.2 went flying off. One beeped as it was set to home in on Puppetmon. The other got caught on the string and didn't disengage. It exploded then and there, not harming anyone around the battle, but it did destroy the mini mech and sent a certain scratchcat pokemon crashing up and out through Orpheus' roof.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/MeowthWept.jpg

"GAAAAAAH!!! Why do my plans always gotta blow up in my face? Least dat lousy digimon's gonna get voted out, even tho' I'm blastin' off agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiin!!!"

*ping*

Meanwhile, the paw-shaped missile still doggedly sped towards Puppetmon.

OOC: Hamboy, I think your part of the battle was fine. I'm just sorry it had to be so short. :) Dodge/destroy/take the missile however you want!

[Chris Lang]

Close to Being Eliminated Due To Inactivity

Ironman
Wheeler
Mr. Richfeild[/COLOR]

Voting closes at NOON ON WEDNESDAY. Just a reminder, Noon Wednesday is a HARD DEADLINE. As I said before the game started I'm moving tomarrow, so I need that kill Bad Guys by noon. I probably won't be able to update again until Friday.

OOC: It's not exactly fair to those guys, at least two of whom would have voted if this round didn't have less time in it. So don't give them the 'non-voter elimination' this round, okay?

[hamboy]

"Meowth told me you like it when you get set on fire." Firestar said. "So, how's this?"

She fired a blast of flame in front of Puppetmon, setting the ground in front of him on fire. She hoped this would be enough to make him quit the attack. She didn't really want to set him on fire, even if he was evil.

"Yaaahhh!" Puppetmon yelled. "No fair! It's one on one, you meany!"
He relented the attack. Fortunately, Meowth has already blasted off again.


Meanwhile, the paw-shaped missile still doggedly sped towards Puppetmon.

"Hahahahaha! Flying kittys!" He laughed. He didn't notice the missile until...

Boom!

Puppetmon was knocked on his back, and small smolders adorned his body. Far worse, his hammer had been sent flying. He scrambled to get it, hoping no-one else got it first.

[Tommy]

OOC: It's not exactly fair to those guys, at least two of whom would have voted if this round didn't have less time in it. So don't give them the 'non-voter elimination' this round, okay?

OOC: Well I did state what the deadline was clearly, and multiple times. They missed the last deadline, so I see no reason to let them off the hook for this one. But I'll give them one last chance. All three are going into the "Mortal Peril" section which is an automatic elimination at the end of this upcoming round, rather than simply allowing the Bad Guys to pick one. And should they miss another round of voting I'll give the Bad Guys the option of eliminating them.

Also...

***Voting is now over***
Please refrain from posting until the whole update has been posted.

[Tommy]

“Well it appears everyone thinks that little wooden boy over there is the Bad Guy.”

“You mean Puppetmon?”

“You actually remembered?”

“Of course I did! He’s a wooden puppet you don’t see many of those.”

“And thankfully he’s not a Bad Guy.”

Hordak sighed, “Yes he is.”

“What?” asked Dolores taken aback.

“He’s one of ours.”

“But—but—but the Horde is unstoppable! They can’t vote for a Horde member!”

“Well they did.”

“HUZZA!” cried Dr. Orpheus, “I BAN—“

“No!” screamed Puppetmon, “No banish! I have a new toy!” Puppetmon pulled out a massive technological device.

“He’s got Dr. Venture’s OOO ray!”

The room was filled with a crazy OOO sound as crazy O shaped concentric circles moved out of the device hitting Jan Marvel causing her to melt.

“FOUL BEAST!” cried Dr. Orpheus, “I BANISH YOU!”

In a puff of smoke Puppetmon was gone leaving behind only the technological marvel.

***Meanwhile in Mexico***

Puppetmon popped out of the air followed by Jan popping out of the ground.

“Hey!” said a drunken Spring Breaker noticing Jan. “Lisssen you!” she said pointing the Marvel’s face. “Thass my boyfriend you’re checkin’ out! Okay! Hess my man! So you better be backing off!”

***Meanwhile in the House of Dr. Orpheus***

“Well that was certainly dramatic and TRAGIC!” Dr. Orpheus said noticing Dolores in the corner crying. “ Especially since young Jan was THE FINAL GOOD GUY! Now voting must begin again!”

“HALT!”

The gathered assembled together to see a being of extreme, radiant power appear among them.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a98/thanatos101b/amanda-bynes-pics-10psd.jpg

“I AM AMANDA BYNES DEVOURER OF WORLDS!”

“Amanda Bynes!” cried the Sorceress.

“We’re in deep Shi—“

“I HAVE COME LOOKING FOR MY HERALD TROY BOLTON ONLY TO FIND HIM SLAIN!”

“Well… I mean he was participating in a—“

“YOU WILL BE SILENT BEFORE THE BYNES! THIS TRAVESTY REQUIRES AMENDS! AND OF GREATER COSMIC IMPORT I HAVE DETERMINED THIS GAME IS NOT FAMILY FRIENDLY! ALL PARTICIPANTS MUST BE SANITIZED!”

“Oh crap.”

“GO MY COSMICLY EMPOWERED HERALDS! THE HERALDS OF BYNES!”

“They aren’t all here,” said Gabriella

“WHAT?”

“Some of them are in Mexico.”

“SEND SOME HERALDS TO MEXICO! AND SANITIZE THAT WHOLE COUNTRY WHILE YOU ARE AT IT! THAT PLACE SUCKS! SO HAS SPOKEN THE BYNES!”

OOC: It’s fightin’ time. Here are you list of opponents. If you don’t know/don’t like your opponent feel free to swap in someone exceedingly family friendly. And you can take “cosmicly empowered” to mean whatever you wish. They can have full fledged Silver Surfer powers all the way to no powers. Have fun!

CLIFF HUXTABLE VS. PAUL AND JAMIE BUCHMAN (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_About_You)
SPIDER-MAN VS. BLOSSOM (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blossom_%28TV_series%29)
WASPINATOR VS. JERRY MOUSE ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Mouse)
BAMF VS. TWEETY BIRD (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tweety_Bird)
MR. RICHFIELD VS. THE TELETUBBIES (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teletubbies)
PUPPETMON VS. BLUE (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blues_Clues)
WILE E. COYOTE VS. BARNEY (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barney_&_Friends)
INSPECTOR GADGET VS. CORY AND TOPANGA ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boy_meets_world)
ED, EDD, AND EDDY VS. BOB THE BUILDER (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_the_Builder)
TEAM ROCKET VS. THE CAMDENS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/7th_heaven)
THE PUNISHER VS. DHARMA AND GREG (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dharma_%26_Greg)
TAZ VS. MICHELLE TANNER (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelle_Tanner)
FIRESTAR VS. SUPERFRIENDS DARKSEID (://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superfriends)
GOOFUS & GALLANT VS. SUPERFRIENDS RIDDLER (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superfriends)
PANTHRO VS. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, BRITTNEY SPEARS AND CHRISTINA AGUILERA FROM THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUB (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mickey_Mouse_Club#Cast_3)
STEPHEN LYNCH VS. DORA THE EXPLORER (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dora_the_Explorer)
TIMON AND PUMBAA VS. SCRAPPY DOO (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrappy_Doo)
WHEELER VS. THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Magic_School_Bus_%28TV_series%29)
LUXORD VS.CLAY AIKEN (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clay_Aiken)
JEANNIE VS. LIZZIE MCGUIRE (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lizzie_McGuire)
JAN MARVEL VS. BLACK MARCIA AND COUSIN OLIVER JR. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_Oliver#Oliver_Tyler)
MARVIN THE PARANOID ANDROID VS. HANNAH MONTANA (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miley_Stewart)
IRONMAN VS. GABRIELLA MONTEZ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_School_Musical)
THUNDARR THE BARBARIAN VS. NANCY REAGAN FROM DIFF’RENT STROKES (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diff'rent_Strokes#Very_special_episodes)
SEÑOR SENIOR, JR. AND SHEGO VS. TEAM GO (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Team_Go)
JUSTICE LORDS VS. THE SUPERFRIENDS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superfriends)
ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN VS. WISHBONE (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wishbone_%28TV_series%29)
WARNER BROTHERS (AND THE WARNER SISTER0 VS. BALONEY (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baloney_%28Animaniacs%29)
DALE GRIBBLE VS. THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sisterhood_of_the_Traveling_Pants_(film))

[Tommy]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a98/thanatos101b/xviitemplate-1-4.jpg

Players

Ben Morgan as... CLIFF HUXTABLE
Just a Shadow as... SPIDER-MAN
Joe Acro as BAMF
Froggy as MR. RICHFIELD
KamenRaida as WILE E. COYOTE
Deadpooligan as INSPECTOR GADGET
Radioactive Zombie as ED, EDD, AND EDDY
Schornforce as TEAM ROCKET
jobies201 as THE PUNISHER
Kevin M. as TAZ
Chris Lang as FIRESTAR
Donald M. as GOOFUS & GALLANT
DoctorDoom as STEPHEN LYNCH
OverMaster as TIMON AND PUMBAA
Knight Lancer as WHEELER
Cthulhudrew as MARVIN THE PARANOID ANDROID
IronStarks as IRONMAN
IndigoAl as THUNDARR THE BARBARIAN
Gogo Yubari as SEÑOR SENIOR, JR. AND SHEGO
Superheroic as THE JUSTICE LORDS
BoosterBronze as ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN
Josh M. as DALE GRIBBLE

Dearly Departed

Troy-- Lungs missing
Jeanie-- Banished
Luxord-- Throat slit with a scalpel
Waspinator-- Banished
Panthro-- Choked on his weapon
Puppetmon-- Banished
Jan Marvel-- Shot with the OOO Ray

Close to Being Eliminated Due To Inactivity

Goofus & Gallant
Punisher

Mortal Peril (last chance guys)

Ironman
Wheeler
Mr. Richfeild

OOC: Other Guy send my your kill. Voting is now open, with a deadline set for probably 8:00 pm Friday, I won't know for sure until I move to see what my computer access is like. Cthulhudrew it is your turn for the PSA.

[Chris Lang]

The room was filled with a crazy OOO sound as crazy O shaped concentric circles moved out of the device hitting Jan Marvel causing her to melt.

“FOUL BEAST!” cried Dr. Orpheus, “I BANISH YOU!”

In a puff of smoke Puppetmon was gone leaving behind only the technological marvel.

“Well that was certainly dramatic and TRAGIC!” Dr. Orpheus said noticing Dolores in the corner crying. “Now voting must begin again!”

"The monster!" Firestar exclaimed.

She had little time for further reaction to this shocking turn of events, because at that point, a cosmic Amanda Bynes appeared, and demanded that the participants be sanitizied. She then summoned the 'heralds'. Firestar only recognized some of them.

JERRY MOUSE, TWEETY BIRD, SUPERFRIENDS DARKSEID, SUPERFRIENDS RIDDLER, SCRAPPY DOO, BLACK MARCIA AND COUSIN OLIVER JR., NANCY REAGAN FROM DIFF’RENT STROKES, THE SUPERFRIENDS

"You're kidding!"

"Either that or you REALLY have it in for some people. You're going to have Thundarr fight the First Lady?" Firestar asked, incredulously.

She had no further time for objections, as Darkseid moved in closer.

"I'll get you next time, Gad... oops! Let me try again!"

"What?"

"Join me, or suffer the consequences."

"Never!" Firestar replied, shooting fire blasts at her opponent. She had heard that Darkseid was supposed to be one of those super-heavyweight villains. The normal version was probably out of her league. She wasn't sure about this one.

OOC: This fight continues in my next IC post.

[Joe Acro]

The fight with Puppetmon happened too quickly for the Bamf to intervene. And then the Digimon was revealed to be a Traitor.

I knew we couldn't trust him.

However, then an immediate problem arrived. A powerful being gave everyone an opponent and a battle took place.

A small bird began flying around the Bamf's head. At least he thought it was a bird. It was rediating golden light, so being sure was somewhat difficult. The Bamf swatted at his enemy.

"What are you doing, bird?!

He swatted at the air as it passed. Suddenly, it stopped.

"I am Tweety! Herald of the Bynes! And you are not tildish enough. My cosmic senses tell me you flirt wit girls and punch people! I am here ta set you straight!"

"You're going to fix me by hitting me?"

"Yes! Now fight me!"

[Indigo Al]

"Either that or you REALLY have it in for some people. You're going to have Thundarr fight the First Lady?" Firestar asked, incredulously.


Nancy Reagan gazed at Firestar and smiled. "I don't believe you've registered yourself as a mutant yet, young lady. The Mutant Registration act was signed into law in 1986, you know."

Then, looking back at Thundarr, her face contorted into pure malice and rage as she leaped to attack him....

[Josh M]

OOC: Tommy, I think you forgot me.:frown:

[Superheroic]

"Jan! No!" Superman cried and used his superspeed to try and save her from the OOO Ray. But it was too late. Then Orpheus announced that Jan was last Good Guy. "I knew it. Jan suspected she was in danger too. She sacrificed herself so we could get at least one Bad Guy. Don't let her sacrifice be in vain!"

Then Gamandus appeared and sicked her heralds on the Players. "You have got to be kidding me?"

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/060627/135659__superfriends_l.jpg

"Holy doppelgangers, Batman," Robin said.

"Easy, Old Chum," Batman calmed the Boy Wonder. "I'm sure there's a reasonable way to resolve this."

[OverMaster]

"GASP!" Timon... well, gasped as Jan's death flashed before his eyes. "A cub... I mean, child, killed! We're going to be censored for sure!".

"What do you mean with that, Timon?" Pumbaa asked, blissfully ignorant of the fact he had been spared from a 'pin the tail on the pig' game with Puppetmon's banishing.

"........ To be honest, I'm not too sure. But... I was right with my guess. Poor Jan! At least her selfless discoveries will guide our steps from beyond the grave...".

"You mean the border".

"That doesn't sound half as dramatic, Pumbaa".

Right then, however, their inane musings were interrupted by the sudden arrival of a most heinous Herald... of Doom!

http://www.marvel.com/universe3zx/images/5/52/DrDoom_Head.jpg

"Foolish bore! I have no deals to be shared with such vile creatures! Doom learned his lesson well after 'Unthinkable'!".

Ah, sorry. I mean, they were faced with a hideous emissary of perdition.

"Better".

In a Convenient Flash of Cosmic Light (TM), Scrappy Doo appears before the Masters of Hakuna Matata.

http://croutonboy.typepad.com/photos/people_i_hate/scrappy.jpg

"Ta-da-da-da ta-taaa! PUPPY POWER!!! Okay, you losers, come here and get yours! I'll leave you flat! I'll pulverize you! My fists are charged with the power to shatter suns! Well, whatcha waiting for? I'll stomp you! I'll make you beg for mercy! I'll--".

Timon and Pumbaa just stared at him, both flabbergasted. Then, slowly, Timon turned to his partner. "Pumbaa... eat him, will you?".

"WHAT?! B-But Timon, he's just a cub, and you said cubs should be--".

"This ain't a cub, puppy, or anything like it! He's just a horrible, obnoxious overgrown bug with a superiority complex!" Timon shouted.

"Really? Oh, wow! He's the biggest bug I've ever seen!" Pumbaa drooled, taking a quick first step towards Scrappy.

"So, you're the first one going down, pal? Fine with me! I'll turn you into porkchops! I'll stuff you into a sandwich for Shaggy and Unca Scooby! I'm going to--".

But as Scrappy just jumped in place and shook his fists yelling threats, Pumbaa quickly swallowed him whole in a single gulp.

*BUUUUURRPPP*

To Timon's shock, however, Pumbaa's sudden belch sent a ray of Cosmic Power through the nearest wall, piercing it effortlessly.

".... Okay" the meerkat blinked. "That's going to be something troublesome when you have to use the john...".

"It tasted somewhat bitter, but surprisingly meaty!" Pumbaa estimated, licking his lips.

[Tommy]

OOC: Tommy, I think you forgot me.:frown:

OOC: I'm so sorry! I made that list when you temp quit! You can fight The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sisterhood_of_the_Traveling_Pants_(film))

[tangentman]

OOC: I'm so sorry! I made that list when you temp quit! You can fight The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sisterhood_of_the_Traveling_Pants_(film))


OOC: Oh, NOW you gone and done it! You just KNOW America Ferrera's gonna KICK Dale's ass!! :evilsmile:

[Chris Lang]

Meanwhile, Firestar was faced with some strange version of Darkseid.

"You will join me or ..." Darkseid could not finish the sentence.

"I don't know why you didn't finish that threat, but I'm not going to join with you!" Firestar replied.

"Then suffer the consequences!"

Darkseid's eyes lit up, and he fired the Omega Beams at Firestar.

Firestar, however, acted quickly, and grabbed a mirror off of the wall. The Omega Beam then hit the mirror, reflected back and hit Darkseid. Darkseid disappeared in a flash of light.

"No! I've killed him!"

"No you haven't." said the Superfriends Superman, pausing from his fight with the Justice Lords Superman. "He's just banished into another dimension."

Firestar rolled her eyes. "Yeah ... right. And Timothy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_(song)) in the song was really a mule."

"No, I'm serious. Darkseid doesn't disintegrate..." Superman was interrupted by the other Superman from the Justice Lords, and it was clear the conversation was over.

I suppose I should be glad he's gone, no matter what happened to him, Firestar thought to herself. She quickly composed herself, and looked around the field of battle.

"That was too easy. I suspect I'm in for another fight..."

Sure enough, another strange creature appeared before Firestar. It was ...

Gargamel!

"I'll get you, my little Smurfs, if it's the last thing ... wait a minute, where did they go?"

"You have GOT to be kidding!" Firestar exclaimed. "I mean, this guy gets beaten by little blue creatures all the time!"

"Go ahead and laugh at me! But I'll show you! I'll get those Smurfs! And I'll fry a few and pickle a few and serve a few real cold, and I'll roast a few and toast a few and boil six Smurfs for gold!"

"Speaking of frying..." Firestar fired a firebeam at Gargamel's rear end. The bald wizard wannabe, with his read end ablaze ran off in search of water.

"Next!" Firestar proclaimed.

[Indigo Al]

http://www.thespoof.com/sitepics/celebs/nancy2.jpghttp://www.sitcomsonline.com/nreagancoleman3.jpg

Thundarr barely managed to let out a "Demon Dogs!" when Mrs. Reagan used her Galac-Bynes enhanced strength to pin him down underneath her, Sunsword kicked out of reach.

"i."

left hook.

"pity."

right hook

"the fool."

left hook

"that."

right hook

"won't JUST SAY NOOOOO!!!!"

At this point, Thundarr's face was swollen and bloody. His end was certain. But suddenly, a voice was heard.

"Mrs. Reagan! We'll take over from here! I think there are journalists nearby - you don't need the negative publicity."

"I -- yes, yes, that's good advice.....and you are?"

"Mike Seaver, Mrs. Reagan. I was Left Behind by our Lord Jesus to fight the forces of the Antichrist. The rest of the Seaver family was left behind because they were sinners in the eyes of the Lord. You take cover from the press; we'll finish off this agent of Satan."

Turning to the battered Thundarr, he said, "Show me that smile again, BITCH."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/08/Left_Behind_DVD_cover.jpg

[Josh M]

OOC: I'm so sorry! I made that list when you temp quit! You can fight The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sisterhood_of_the_Traveling_Pants_(film))
Thanks!
OOC: Oh, NOW you gone and done it! You just KNOW America Ferrera's gonna KICK Dale's ass!! :evilsmile:

Ugly Betty is overrated.:evilsmile:

[Josh M]

" Ok Dale, don't freak out, you've seen worse." Gribble said to him self, walking backwards.

"Hello." Lena said from behind Dale.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" dale yelled, running away from the sisterhood.

"Not so fast." Tibby said, running past Dale, then turning around and punching him in the face.

"Pleasepleaseplease, don't kill me!" Dale pleaded as his nose run bloody.

"Give us one good reason why we should kill you?" Bridget asked, wearing the pants.

"Ummmm........She made out with your boyfriend?!" Dale said, Pointing at Carmen.

"Thats not true!" Carmen protested.

"Shut up bitch!" Bridget said, punching Carmen in the face, knocking her head off.

"Oh my god.....Bridget, how could you?!?!?!" Lena yelled, herself and Tibby charging towards Bridget.

"No!" Bridget said as the pants split, while picking up Tibby, ripping her in half."

The last to girls start to feel weak. And before the could use their cosmic powers on each other.......

“She-she-sshhaa!" Dale screams as he pulled put his shot gun and shot both girls in the head."Wingo!" "That was a gribble of an idea." "Now who's gonna clean up this mess?"

[hamboy]

"Eyaaaaahhhhhh!" Puppetmon yelled, hurtling toward the ground. Banished, he realised something.
He'd been stupid.
He'd got his vengeance on the boring Marvel girl... forgetting that they would end up in the same place.
Using the spring-break crowd to his advantage, the Digimon ducked and dodged, cowardly looking for a place to hide.
He had temporarily escaped the wrath of an angry middle child. But his look was soon to run out.
http://h1.ripway.com/hamboy/unholydemon.jpg
An unholy demon from the deepest pits of hell stood before him.

[Schornforce]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/IamJames.jpg

Things were not going all that well for James. The last he'd seen of Meowth, the crazy scratchcat pokemon, he was racing off to challenge their teammate Puppetmon. Jessie was nowhere to be seen. Neither were Dustox, Seviper, nor Wobbuffet.

To top it all off, James missed the banishment of Puppetmon (and vindication of Meowth) as well as the heartless murder of Jan Marvel. He did, however, witness the appearance of Amanda Bynes, like, devourer of worlds and whatever.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/FreakedJames.jpg

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! H- Hideous!!! Terrifying!!! Horrible!!!

That outfit of hers is ATROCUIOUS!!!!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/7thHeaven.jpg

The Camden family appeared simultaneously. Their movements were slow, unified, and precise. Additionally unsettling was when they spoke-- completely monotone and in unison, "We are Camden. Resistance is futile.

Surrender and be assimilated, blue-haired fem-inoid, or you will be destroyed."

"Hmph!!! I may be alone, but I'm still a member of the supercriminal organization, Team Rocket!!! I never go down...

...without a fight!!!

I choose you-- Cacnea!!!!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/ActionJames.jpg

[Cthulhudrew]

Voting closes at NOON ON WEDNESDAY.

OOC: Ah, crap. Forgot about the earlier voting deadline.

[tangentman]

"Eyaaaaahhhhhh!" Puppetmon yelled, hurtling toward the ground. Banished, he realised something.
He'd been stupid.
He'd got his vengeance on the boring Marvel girl... forgetting that they would end up in the same place.
Using the spring-break crowd to his advantage, the Digimon ducked and dodged, cowardly looking for a place to hide.
He had temporarily escaped the wrath of an angry middle child. But his look was soon to run out.
An unholy demon from the deepest pits of hell stood before him.

The dog was the least of Puppetmon's worries. Jan Marvel's fist smashed through his wooden chest in a burst of splinters. "Did you really think you'd get away from me so easily?" Withdrawing her fist, Jan took a wooden arm with it.

"I knew you were a Bad Guy. I got you banished fair and square, and what do you do? Melt me in revenge! That just shows how rotten, evil, and selfish you are!" A gold-plated platform shoe was driven through a jointed knee.

"You made one mistake, though--you forgot that I'd come here with you! God, boys can be so stupid--even wooden boys!" Then, Jan grabbed Puppetmon's strings. With the combined Strength of Hercules and the Speed of Mercury, she began whirling Puppetmon in a dizzying circle.

"Okay, Pinocchio, let's see what happens when you wish upon a star--right on top of one, I mean!" At the last second, Jan released Puppetmon, sending him hurtling toward space. A happy yip brought Jan's attention back to the fight.

http://h1.ripway.com/hamboy/unholydemon.jpg

Jan Marvel squealed in delight when she saw Blue. "Oh! A puppy! How adorable!" Reaching down, Jan scratched Blue's ears. "Look, I know you're supposed to destroy the world and all, but wouldn't you rather just play a friendly game of fetch?"

The blue dog barked happily. Wagging Puppetmon's discarded wooden leg like a stick, Jan hurled the leg all the way to Cancun. Blue excitedly flew off after his stick, jumping wholeheartedly into the game.

Jan smiled--but the smile vanished when a slender fist knocked her down with a vicious right hook! Driven to her knees, Jan looked up to see who'd struck her. Her eyes widened in disbelief when she saw who was attached to the other end of the fist. "I don't believe it! It's...you!"

[Just a Shadow]

Seeing Blossom come at him with murderous intent, there was only one thing that Spider-Man could say.

"WHOA"

[GoGo Yubari]

"... ohhhh my god."

"What? What's so bad? All I see are superheroes with derivative fashion senses! Only one of them even has muscles, I bet I could beat them up!"

"No, no, no, it's not that, it's... well, they're..."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/MilanoCollectionAT/Traitor%20Game/TeamGo.png

"Sorry, Shego, but it looks like you're going to go to jail! We needed you before but now? We've got a brand-new secret weapon, and Team Go is back in full-force!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/MilanoCollectionAT/Traitor%20Game/Shego3.jpg

"... they're my stupid brothers. Ugh, I HATE this game!"

[Knight Lancer]

OOC: Vote for the Justice Lords

[OverMaster]

Seeing Blossom come at him with murderous intent, there was only one thing that Spider-Man could say.

"WHOA"

OOC: Just be thankful she isn't this Blossom...

http://www.chronetal.co.uk/images/ppg/blossom.gif

[jobies201]

The Punisher felt a bit of pride knowing that someone he didn't like was a Traitor, and then suddenly Dharma and Greg appeared before him.

"Listen Dharma, stick to the plan. You grab him, I'll knock him out."

With this Dharma runs at the Punisher and begins tickling him wildly. "The plan Dharma! Stick to the plan!"

"But, he's a little kid. I don't wanna hurt him..."

The Punisher jumps up and takes advantage of D&Gs distraction by shooting a paintball right in Greg's eye. "You little ***!"

"Greg! We can't curse like that! We're on Primetime!"

"Oh... uh... yeah.."

"You guys awe losews!"

The Punisher continues to shoot paintballs at them but soon realizes that while Greg is knocked out, Dharma is dodging them all. She looks at him menacingly with her hands out. "Listen to me! The Bynes gave me great power, and I don't want to use it unless I need too!"

"Hit me with youw best shot you washed up hippie!"

With this Dharma transforms and begins shooting lasers around the room. "I AM SIVLER DHARMA!"

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"Really? That's what a superpowewed entity looks like? That's just... Awe you shooting lasews!? Ow! My tooshie!"

"I warned you Punny!" Dharma then clenched her hands together in a fist and upon unclenching rabid hamsters came out. "Get him my minions! Force him to watch PBS and teach him to Go Green!"

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The hamsters attacked Punisher rapidly but he had taken them all out with paintballs. He jumped over Dharma and said "I'll be ecologically fwiendly with dis." Then smacked her in the head with the paintball gun causing her to fall over bleeding out of the head. Strangely she was bleeding Skittles and flower petals.

OOC: I'm aware that the Paint job is retarded. It's like that for a reason... I wasn't trying to make it look good, I was trying to make it look atrociously horridly bad. In a funny way... If that makes sense.

[Kevin M.]

OOC: Damn, this is going to be a challenge to write up. I haven't watch Full House in 18 years, and have to keep this battle G-rated. Well, can't hurt to try.

[Radioactive Zombie]

As Jan melted, some of the giblets hit Edd, immediatly causing seizures...

"What's with him?!" Eddy stared at the Grand Mal-ing boy. Ed, per usual, was staring off into the distance.

"ED-DEY! A CHALLENGER APPROACHES FOR THE THRONE!!

Out of nowhere, a short construction man appeared, wielding a rather large chainsaw.

"Let us ask him for advice, Ed-dey!

"HE HAS A CHAINSAW!!

(( Tommy, is this the way you want battles to procede? ))

[Radioactive Zombie]

OOC: Just be thankful she isn't this Blossom...

http://www.chronetal.co.uk/images/ppg/blossom.gif

(( "What's the stain on the wall, mommy?"
"That used to be Spider-Man, honey."
"What killed him?"
"A Powerpuff girl. Some say it was via velcro, or maybe he just got his ass whupped by a little girl."
"Wow. He musta been pretty stupid, huh, mommy?"
"Yes, dear, he was." ))

[Tommy]

(( Tommy, is this the way you want battles to procede? ))

OOC: Everyone's more or less free to write the battles however they wish.

[Kevin M.]

OOC: How long do we have to write up the battles?

[Tommy]

OOC: How long do we have to write up the battles?

OOC: I'll probably write Amanda Bynes out when I write the next update, however if anyone wishes to take a little longer that would be okay.

[Schornforce]

James' pokeball opened with a flash of light, revealing...

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"Cacnea! Cac cacnea cac cac cacneeeeaaaaa!!!!"

Cacnea immediately leapt up to give James a love and thorn-filled hug.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/CactusThing.jpg

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Please, Cacnea, I'm not prepared for your brand of love!!!!

Cacnea! Attack that strange family with pin missile!!!"

"Cac!!! Cacacacacacacacacacacacacacacac!!!!"

Cacnea sent out wave after wave of sharp little needles from its arms toward the Camden. Initially, the Camden seemed to be injured by the attack, but then a shimmering, invisible shield seemed to wrap around each Camden when the attack persisted.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/7thHeavenCast-02.jpg

"We are the Camden. You will be assimilated. Watch us on the WB. In a special repeated Christmas episode, we almost could not find the Christmas tree.

But then we did.

It was our highest-rated episode ever. You too will feel that joy when you are one of us."

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! NEVER!!! Cacnea, we have to find Jessie and Meowth, can you get us through them?"

"Cacnea Cac!!"

"Wonderous!" James delicately picked Cacnea up and held him out in front of him like a shield. "Use needle arm and I'll run us past them! Gooooo!"

Cacnea's arms started to glow with extra power and it swung its small thorn covered arms in a haphazard fashion, pricking anyone foolish enough to get too close as James barreled bravely through the advancing clan of Camden.

[Chris Lang]

Firestar was looking around, to see if any more challengers were coming.

Taking to the air, she flew around the Venture compound, settling to the ground near Eddy's scam amusement park.

She saw three familiar figures approaching her. She had seen them on a children's TV show years ago, but they appeared different from how she remembered them.

"It can't be! Freddy the Frog, Henrietta Hippo, Charlie the Owl?"

Indeed, it appeared to be the trio of characters from the New Zoo Revue, only they appeared older. Much older.

Charlie the Owl's formerly brown feathers were gray, and he wore glasses and carried a cane. Henrietta Hippo's face was wrinkled, and she appeared to have put on a great deal of weight. And Freddy the Frog ... the years had clearly not been kind to him. His skin was shrivelled, he had white hair and whiskers, and he moved with the help of a walker.

"Yes..." said Henrietta Hippo. "Let's sing..."

The trio began to sing, completely off-key and occasionally out of sync.

"It's the Old Zoo Revue, coming right at you.
It's the Old Zoo Revue, coming right at you."

As they sang the chorus, the old creatures shuffled around in what appeared to be a pathetic attempt to dance. Firestar did not know whether to laugh or to cry.

"Hey, young missy!" Charlie the Owl called out. "Didn't you hear us?"

"Yeah..." croaked Freddy the Frog. "We're comin' right at you!"

The three advanced on Firestar, picking up their canes and walkers, and brandishing them like weapons. Firestar noted a strange glow coming from them. That Amanda Bynes ... she gave them cosmic powers!

Firestar flew out of the way of cosmic blasts that shot forth from the canes and walkers. She then fired blasts at the ground near the trio, surrounding the elderly animals in a ring of fire.

Charlie the Owl's glasses fell off, causing him to flail about blindly. He raised his cane, and, staggering, accidentally blasted Freddy the Frog and Henrietta Hippo. The former fell to the ground. The latter staggered a bit, and collided with the Owl. The two fell, unconscious.

That ... was just ... weird, Firestar thought to herself.

Firestar then flew off back to the house, to see what the others were up to.

[Radioactive Zombie]

"BOB THE BUILDER! CAN WE FIX YOU?! BOB THE BUILDER! YES, WE CAN!!"

Edd, still in the throes of his seizure, was dangling by his feet from a piece of old rope, hung off a cliff. The mad construction worker was futilely trying to climb the cliff with his chainsaw running.

Up on the cliff, Eddy and Ed were sniggering like little girls. "What a sap! He's dumber than you, monobrow!" Per usual, Eddy was alternating rolling on the ground laughing, and throwing random objects at the crazed social servant below.

"This is fun, Eddy!" The lesser-abled boy dropped a rather large anvil on Bob, flattening the worker.

"Jeez, Ed, you wanna get us voted off?! This is ain't some internet roleplay thing, ya know!"

[Radioactive Zombie]

(( Sorry about the DP - there's more for the Bob battle, later on ))

[Donald M.]

"So, that jerkface puppet was a traitor. I'm glad I blew him up. I should have blown him up harder."

Gallant was curled up in a ball, crying.

"It's always blowing things up with you! Jan Marvel got blown up . . . she was sweet and smart and pretty and she didn't deserve that!"

"She was a total dog! Get over it man. We've gotta watch out for ourselves! We could be the next to die!"

"She was not a dog! How could you say that about her? How could you be thinking about yourself at a time like this?"

Pushed to the breaking point, Gallant did something very out of character. He got up and he slapped Goofus!

Not very hard and not with very much conviction, but still.

Goofus smoldered.

"Oh, it is on nancy-boy!"

Just then, the brewing battle was interrupted by grating laughter.

"Eh, heh, heh, heh! Riddle me this, Goofus and Gallant: What inseparable pair is about to get smashed with crushing force?"

Goofus had the answer. He walked calmly up to the Riddler and punched him in the groin very, very hard.

"Let's get out of here, Gallant. Watching a man in a leotard writhe in his own vomit isn't as funny the second time you've seen it."

Gallant nodded, remembering the time that Mime came to school.

"Are you still planning to beat me up?"

"Nah, my aggression is officially spent. So, I guess that Jan girl really got to you, huh? You'd never guess. Why didn't you make your move, man? Oh right, sometimes I forget who I'm talking to."

"I would have made my move, eventually."

"Easy to say, now she's in bite-size chunks. Never change Gallant, never change. You're way better looking than me and I'd never get laid if you actually made an effort."

"You've never had sex, liar!"

"I'm talking about the future man, the future! WE do have one and it officially begins when this stupid traitor game thing is over! Stick with me friend and we'll go places!"

"Nowhere good."

"Therein lies the fun!"

Goofus and Gallant on The Future:

Gallant's future is so bright, he has to wear shades!

Goofus wants to know, where the hell's his damn flying car?

[Joe Acro]

Enemy BYNES sent out TWEETY.

Go! BAMF!

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The attack missed!

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SMACK!

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The attack missed!

[Joe Acro]

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BAMF fled the battle!

[Schornforce]

Before the battle started, the Inquisi-Warners had moved from gnawing on Umbridge's shield to eating various gross food items and then licking the portion of the forcefield directly in front of her face.

But then, it was time once more for the siblings to get to work. They nonchalantly strolled past the various TV-G stars meleeing in the background against various Traitor Gamers until they came upon Timon and Pumbaa just finishing a puppy-sized snack.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Hercule-Yakko.jpg

"Uh.... exsqueeze me? Wow!!! Miss Piggy! The tabloids are right, you REALLY let yourself go after filming of Bhor 3: 3 Fast 3 Bhorious."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Nancy-Dot.jpg

"Oh, how CUTE! You have an ugly little chihuahua, just like Paris Hilton!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/SherwakKolmes.jpg

"Are you gonna eat that, Miss Piggy?"

"Now, sibs, there'll be time for chihuahua eating contests later. Right now, we have to question the pig-- and her muskrat or whatever that thing is. Ready? Alright!

1. You two seem to work together well, despite the vast interspecies difference. Is there ANY conceivable way you two could have participated in the traitours kills so far? Perhaps finding effective weapons or ordering pizza for celebrations afterward?"

2. "Oooo! Ooooo!!! Will you sing 'Hakuna Matata' with me for the next 72 hours? I won't eat you if you do..."

*sigh* "Oh, I get it. Wakko asks the really stupid questions. Ha ha. Great bit. Really funny.

3. Alright, dolls, this one's easy. How good at planning stuff would you say you guys are. Could'ja possibly pick good people for Puppetface to control or even plot out horrible, gruesome ways to eliminate beloved icons to millions of sweet, impressionable children?"

OOC: Okay, Overmaster, you got picked for this round's inquisition!

[Schornforce]

OOC: Loved Bamf's battle, Joe!

[Jeremi]

In Mexico Panthro was surrounded by three kids.

“Um, prepare to di…”

“Justin you’re not supposed to say the D word!” Dramatically Britney points at Panthro. “Prepare to disappear! Yeah that works.”

“Who are you kids anyway?”

All three readies themselves to pose.

“We are…”

“…The Mickey Mouse Club…”

“…Extermination Squad! And now you insufferable feline your time is now. MMCES attack!”

“…Who?” Justin smacks Christina

“WE attack you stupid bitch.”

Britney gasps. “Justin! You said the B word!”

“I don’t care! ATTACK!” All three blast forward with tremendous speed at Pantrho. But before Christina can do anything a car that sends her flying into a wall killing her. Borats head pops out the window. “Jak sie masz? Panthro my friend did I do good?”

“You killed a child other then that yes you did well.”

“Happy time!”

Justin was slightly irked over this. “Britney take care of the interloper and I kill the cat.”

“Justin you said th…”

“I DON’T CARE! KILL, KILL, KILL!”

”Oh no little Jew boy and girl, you can not catch me since I’m now running away.” Borat proceeds to run into a mall.

“After him!” Britney flies after Borat leaving Justin and Pantrho to fight.

End of part 1

OOC: I’ll post the second half a little later

[Schornforce]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/IamJames.jpg
James and Cacnea ran past the Camden as best they could and turned down a corridor to see Jessie, reunited with Dustox and Seviper battling some strange scary looking foe.

"Jessie!! You're alright, I was worried since no one's heard from you for the last few pages!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/WeCanJessie.jpg

"I find your lack of faith... disturbing."

But before Jessie could do any lame 'this is CNN' jokes or fool Timon and Pumbaa into thinking she's the new Mustafa, her assailant hit her in the throat.

"*cough* Well, oddly enough, that's better! James, want to help me take out this trash?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/mt3.jpg

Jessie's foe, M.T. Promises laughed melodramatically and swept his cape with flourish.

"Well, he really doesn't look so tough and-- Oh no! We have company..."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/7thHeavenCast-02.jpg

"We are the Camden. You shall ALL be assimilated. Even you, long-forgotten Great Space Coaster villain, M.T. Promises. All shall join our bland, lukewarm might."

But just when all seemed lost for Jessie and James (well, not really), help came from above...

[DoctorDoom]

ooc: I'm back, sober (I think) and ready to get my traitor game on!

Stephen suddenly finds himself face to face with.... Dora the Explore!

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ADVG/616~Dora-The-Explorer-Posters.jpg

"Hola!"

"¡Ah, el cierre! ¡Dora el Explora!"

"¿Usted habla español?"

"Por supuesto hago... Algo."

"¡Permítanos a conde a tres! en español! "

"No permítanos."

"¿Qué quiere usted hacer?"

"¿Permítanos los disparos de la bebida? Usted tiene los poderes. ... Haga algunos."

"Yo no sé lo que que es... "

Stephen whispers in her ear

"...I think I can make that."

Dora creates one twenty-five shots of whiskey

"Let's count them! En Espanol!"

"Let's just drink them."

Twenty-five shots later... Dora is lying face-down, unconscious. Stephen is singing drunkingly...

"Well, it seems last night you caught me spankin it...."

[Superheroic]

"Soooo.....Let me get this straight," Superfriend Supeman stated. "You killed President Lex Luthor and then took over the world?"

"That's right," JL Superman replied smiling.

"Amazing. Why didn't we think of that?" Superfriend Batman asked.

"Holy, obvious solution, Batman!" exclaimed Superfriend Robin.

"Great Hera," Superfriend Wonder Woman said amazed. "Think of all the time we could have saved."

"It only took two years to set the world right," JL Wonder Woman said to her double.

"Two Years? That's it?" Superfriend Aquaman shook his head. "You mean I can be spending most of my time in the sea and not have to come to the surface any more? We so need to do this guys. No offense but you know how useless I am on land."

"I must say it's been...interesting... meeting all of you," Superfriend Batman said.

"I'll say," Superfriend Robin gushed as the Superfriends began to leave. "Say, Batman, after we take over our world do you think I can finally get my own place."

"No."

OOC: Sorry guys. Too busy to concentrate on a fight right now!

[Schornforce]

Just when things seemed hopele-- well, not hopeless, really... more annoying.

*ahem*

Just when things seemed annoying to the heroic/villainous pair of Jessie and James, who should 'drop in' but Meowth!

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"eeeeyaaaaaaaah!!! Looks like I'm fallin' down agaaaaaaiiiiiiin!!!"

Meowth crashed through Orpheus' already badly damaged roof, into M.T. Promises, rolling the two of them into the Camden, spilling the monotonous family over like ten pins.

"Urrrghhh... hey! Where'd da Waltons come from?" But there was no time for answers. Jessie and James recalled their pokemon, swiftly grabbed Meowth, and sped off.

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"Meowth! Hurry! That won't keep those losers down for long, we need one of your hastily prepared mechs!"

"Well, I used a more poisonal model on dat rotten digimon, but I been constructin' somet'in... special." Meowth leads Jessie and James into the Venture hangar where the two 'ooo' and 'aah' over Meowth's creation.

"Meowth, it looks awfully... familiar..."

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"Yes, didn't we see someone VERY similar in the Batcave?"

"What?!! Dat's a lie! Youse guys don' know what'cher talkin' 'bout! Dis is a completely original Meowth creation! Now pipe down an' let's fire dis baby up before alla' dose bad guys recovah!"







The Camden soon recover from Meowth's assualt and proceed to assimilate a horrified M.T. Promises-- who doesn't even get a line of dialogue(!) before a rather large robot crashes through a nearby wall, causing even more structural damage to Orpheus' home and creating a huge cloud of dust to obscure everyone's vision of the large mech.

A loudspeaker from the mech bellows out.

"Ahahahahaha!!! Prepare for trouble, Camden Clan!"
"And make it double fight this tin can!"
"To protect our hides from assimilation!"
"To unite us all against your subjugation!"
"To denounce the evils of ansty WB dramas!"
"We'll send you all packing back home to your mamas!"
"Jessie!"
"James!"
"Us Team Rocket kick butt at the speed of light!"

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"Surrender to our awesome COMPLETELY ORIGINAL AND NOT AT ALL BORROWED/STOLEN FROM ANY OTHER SOURCE Change-o-morph Prehistorimech Grimrocket (TM) or prepare for a fight!"

"Meowth! Dat's right!"

[hamboy]

Orbiting the planet Earth, was a wooden head. It was the last piece left of an old, broken toy. But this was no ordinary toy.
It was a Digimon. And this was not how it was destined to be. The head disappeared from the real world plane of existence, and the other parts of the body did too. They returned to the data stream, the energy that keeps the Digital world going. But, alas, it was not it's destiny to leave the Traitor game, either.
On a computer, in a small shop in Mexico, an egg appeared. Somehow, it pushed its' way out of the monitor, and hatched.
And that small wooden toy was fixed.

[Jeremi]

Back in Mexico Britney had caught up with Borat and a stare down commenced.

“You little Jew girl are no match to ancient art of Kang-Fu, prepare to die horrible death.” Borat takes a revolver from his pocket. “Unlucky for me I don’t know Kang-Fu so I just gona shoot you.”

“Oh you said the D-word. Horrid people like you need to be punished!” Britney launched at Borat with cosmic power crackling in her hands. A swift left hook in the face sends Borat flying into a magazine stand. Gaining his composure starts shooting at Britney who just melts the bullets before they connect. Out of bullets Borat starts to throw magazines at Britney to no avail. But suddenly Britney stops dead in here tracks and picks up a magazine. “What’s this?” The title of the magazine “What went wrong: The Britney Spears story.” Flipping trough the magazine Lil’ Britney’s face turns to horror. “This can’t be! This is wrong, I’ve been naughty…that can not be...” Britney’s hand shimmers with cosmic energy as she points her hand towards her head. A blast later and Britney’s headless body falls to the floor.

Borat just looks flabbergasted at the scene then just shrugs it of. “I wonder how friend Pantrho is doing?”

Back with Justin and Pantrho the fight had continued for quite awhile. “For a little kid you’re kind of though.” Pantrho replied as the punched Justin in the jaw.

“For a sinner and an old guy you suck.” Just shoots cosmic blast that Pantrho manages to avoid.

“His powers are to great I can’t get trough his defences! I need a opening.”

Suddenly some
familiar music starts playing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAT5ypTjKOI) from some near by spring breakers. “What is this rhythmic music?” Justin’s body gets a mind of its one and starts dancing. “What is this?”


“My opening.” Pantrho hits Justin hard with his nunchaku and sends him flying towards a buss that explodes on impact. Justin did not survive. “I killed a kid…this is not good. Though he tried to kill me that still doesn’t justify me taking his life.” Pantrho sat down on the street curb and was just silent.

[OverMaster]

"Now, sibs, there'll be time for chihuahua eating contests later. Right now, we have to question the pig-- and her muskrat or whatever that thing is. Ready? Alright!

1. You two seem to work together well, despite the vast interspecies difference. Is there ANY conceivable way you two could have participated in the traitours kills so far? Perhaps finding effective weapons or ordering pizza for celebrations afterward?"

2. "Oooo! Ooooo!!! Will you sing 'Hakuna Matata' with me for the next 72 hours? I won't eat you if you do..."

*sigh* "Oh, I get it. Wakko asks the really stupid questions. Ha ha. Great bit. Really funny.

3. Alright, dolls, this one's easy. How good at planning stuff would you say you guys are. Could'ja possibly pick good people for Puppetface to control or even plot out horrible, gruesome ways to eliminate beloved icons to millions of sweet, impressionable children?"

OOC: Okay, Overmaster, you got picked for this round's inquisition!

"Hey, hey" Timon seemed offended. "What's with this stupid place and people wanting to eat us? Not even the wild is this wild! As for your questioning of my species, you three aren't exactly the ones to talk... you don't have a family tree, you have a family trainwreck!".

"Well, to start with the first question" he added with more aplomb, while behind him, Pumbaa started to float clumsily around with the Power Cosmic, "we can't order pizza. Pumbaa has no hands, and none of us can carry money. Alas, why can't we meerkats be marsupials? That tummy bag would be such an asset...".

Pumbaa then casually belched another stream of Power Cosmic, which flew through the room and went to vaporize Tweety in the spot. "... Ooops. Sorry!".

"That's it, from now on, I'll sleep at the other side of the savannah" Timon mumbled before continuing, "Finding convenient weapons, by the way? I guess we could, but anyone here could, for that matter! Doesn't this Dr. Orpheus guy believe on locks? There are death contraptions laying everywhere! It's a wonder the Eds haven't pressed a destruction of the world button yet. Anyway, we aren't that experienced using human tools. I can't even figure out how to put a pair of pants yet, for Mufasa's sake! The Doc's cache of weapons is just a weeeeeeeeee bit out of our league".

"Now, for Question 2". His expression suddenly lit up. "Hakuna Matata? Sure! We never can have enough Hakuna Matata! And you three, annoying and ugly as you are, look like you are tailor-made for that philosophy". He gave them a thumbs up. "But you pay the karaoke, okay?".

"And, as for Question 3... look, does Pumbaa look like the scheming, cunning type to you guys?". He pointed at his partner, now floating aimlessly around and bumping his head against the walls, each bump punctuated with a soft 'Ouch'. "Me, yeah, I'm a big brain, if I may say so" he bragged with a wide grin, "but honestly, do you think Puppetmon would listen to me? And I have no experiences with crimes and that stuff. You'd be better asking Team Sprocket or their new allies about it. Not to mention we couldn't have had any direct role in the crimes so far. Remember Dictionary Brown's argument against me? That's the best defense we could have! I mean, when the best they can come up is I shrank and made mincemeat of the guy's lungs from inside, without him feeling anything or anyone noticing it... Hah!".

He shrugged his shoulders after that. "So, anything else you'd like to know?".

[Indigo Al]

“Crone! We have unfinished business!” said Thundar, staggering upright and reaching for his Sunsword. Nancy Reagan was in mid-retreat.

“Oh no, we’re done here,” she called out as she rushed away. “I have to drop off some weapons and drug money (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran-Contra_Affair) to the Great Rebellion in Etherea – they’re furthering American interests you know, so it’s okay if we sell drugs to help their cause…I’m coming Ollie!” she cried.

Before Thundarr could react, a fist knocked him back to the ground, and he looked up at Mike Seaver.

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“Y’know Thundarr, I actually thought that you would be good to spread our message. You’re proof that your world went through the Rapture…” Seaver began pacing back and forth. “But – you see, the Kingdom of Christ on earth hasn’t been established in your dimension. You haven’t exploded into a pool of boiling putrescent blood, as Christ in all his mercy would do to all non-Christians and followers of the anti-Christ. That goes against the unimpeachable facts of the Holiest Text ever.”

“Lords of Light! Do you mean – the Bible? Ariel has spoken of it.”

“No, not the Bible. I mean Left Behind: Glorious Appearing (http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=130785), by Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins.”

Thundarr charged at Mike Seaver, but the youth grabbed his sword arm and threw him back down to the ground.

“You see Thundarr, you’re like, nothing like a banana (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4), the perfect proof of God’s existence. You want to be proof of the stupid fairy tale called ‘evolution.’ But we all know what happens to people who believe in evolution, secular humanism, religious pluralism and gay marriage, don’t we?”

“Their-their blood boils and they spontaneously explode?”

“Bingo. Score one for the Seavers!” And with a wash of cosmic energy, Mike Seaver began to raise Thundarr’s blood to the boiling point. The Barbarian screamed in agony.

“Demon---dogs!!!”

OOC: To be concluded. I will be out until Monday evening, thus, Thundarr votes for Dale

[Schornforce]

He shrugged his shoulders after that. "So, anything else you'd like to know?".

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"Oh... I can't help it if you look delicious..."

Yakko was just about to ask a follow up question or two when the Warners were confronted by a horrific sight best long-forgotten.

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"Good golly goshums fun-a-roo! If it isn't my old friendly-wiendly friends, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot!!! Are you playing dress up?

I just LOVE-dovey lo-oooove dressing up!!!

I love to dress up,
Linga-linga-loo
You love to dress up,
Lingee-lingee loo!"



As Baloney kept irritating the Warners with inane comments and songs, a figure entered the battle through the entrance to Orpheus' house.




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"Wobba?"

Wobbuffet had successfully found a needle and made its way back to the house, but its new friend, Puppetmon was nowhere in sight. "Wobba? Wobba?" it cried out as it wobbled obliviously through the various battles going on.

Finally, it noticed Puppetmon's discarded hammer, lost after the digimon's battle with Meowth. Wobbuffet cheerily went over to it, picking up its handle with one of its stub-like paws. After a few seconds of looking around the area and seeing no Puppetmon, Wobbuffet happily wobbled through the grim melees dragging the hammer and carrying a pin.

[Chris Lang]

Firestar flew around, looking to see if more crazy characters had appeared. Suddenly, something from above hit her.

She realized she was being hit by rotten tomatoes and cabbages dropped from above.

"Gringy, gringy Grumplins we
We HATE the Monchichis!
Yo ho, yo ho, ho!"

She looked up, and saw what appeared to be a group of grey-furred, angry Ewok wannabes on board some sort of airship, dropping rotten fruit on everything below them.

"Who ARE you guys? And why