Traitor Game XVII: We Apologize For the Inconvenience [Archive] - Page 7

KamenRaida

05-18-2008, 09:16 PM

"Dustox..." Dustox hovered over the hole and seeing the vote-stealing Seviper running scared gave the moth pokemon a sense of justice, so despite Dustox's earlier battle with the coyote, it gently lifted Wile E. out of the pitfall and onto the soft lawn.

"Youse okay, pally?"

Wile E. blinked for a moment suprised that he'd just been saved by the one that had attacked him moments ago, and indeed an object of what would inevitably a failed revenge plot.

In response to Meowth's question, Wile E. nodded vigorously, procuring a sign from behind which read,

Who do you think the traitors are?

Schornforce

05-18-2008, 09:25 PM

Wile E. blinked for a moment suprised that he'd just been saved by the one that had attacked him moments ago, and indeed an object of what would inevitably a failed revenge plot.

In response to Meowth's question, Wile E. nodded vigorously, procuring a sign from behind which read,

Who do you think the traitors are?

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"Poisonally..." Meowth looked around to make sure Jessie and James were nowhere in sight. "I t'ink dat rotten digimon is da culp'rit! I jus' don' trust dat guy, but Jessie went an' made 'im part a'da team!! Da noive!

Da Justice guys might be a good guess too. I t'ink dat Hulk guy on their team could'a gotten close ta dat lousy singah an' attack dat croonah while disguised as James. Plus his Justice pals coulda' helped 'im out.

Den dere's dat wasp guy. Jimmy t'ought dat mebbe he could change inta a tiny bug an' fly in dat singa's mouth or some'tin and den blasterate 'im from da inside an' fly out undetected when da doctah goil cut da kid open."

Who do youse t'ink coulda' done it?"

Tommy

05-18-2008, 10:36 PM

"Terrible news!" cried the Sorceress, "The Good Guys guessed wrong again!"

tangentman

05-18-2008, 11:12 PM

"Well, that's rotten news!" Jan fumed. "The Good Guys messed up, so it looks like it's up to the rest of us to stop the Bad Guys with smart votes." The good news was that the players hadn't ganged up on an obviously framed player--like the ill-fated Jeannie.

Jan reviewed her options. "Meowth mentioned a few good suspects. I think Puppetmon might be fighting with us all to trick us into overlooking him. After all, who would suspect the creep? Still, a bad attitude isn't enough of a reason to vote out a player, or otherwise Shego would've been banished instead of Jeannie.

Superman, Wonder Woman, and the rest are powerful, gosh, that's the truth! But...I don't know. I just can't bring myself to vote them out. I'm afraid they're gonna be the next patsies for the Bad Guys." Jan sighed. "Unless I find better proof, I've got no choice to vote against Waspinator, too."

Jeremi

05-19-2008, 12:03 AM

"What, so now you don't like my pudding? That's it, no more for you! I'll give them to that little kid who likes my cookies."

“…That’s not what I said.” Pantrho sighs. “Well you can do as you wish.”

"Terrible news!" cried the Sorceress, "The Good Guys guessed wrong again!"

“Well that's not good, not good at all.” Panthro thought for a moment and then spoke. “Well with no better suspects I’m going to have to follow Firestar and the rest to vote for Waspinator this time.”

hamboy

05-19-2008, 12:35 AM

Puppetmon scratched his chin. "You guys sure it was the Wasp guy? I mean, what could he do?" He asked. "Can he shrink? I he can, I'd probably change my vote."

Hearing Jan's comment, he turned to her. "Hey, I'm not a creep! That's not fair! All I want is to have fun and everyone picks on me. It's not fair."

Cthulhudrew

05-19-2008, 12:45 AM

"Just in case anyone else is listening, I'm voting for the so-called 'Justice Lords' again." The sneer in Marvin's voice is evident, even if it couldn't be seen on his robotic features. "'Justice', as if there were such a thing in this universe."

KamenRaida

05-19-2008, 05:22 AM

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"Poisonally..." Meowth looked around to make sure Jessie and James were nowhere in sight. "I t'ink dat rotten digimon is da culp'rit! I jus' don' trust dat guy, but Jessie went an' made 'im part a'da team!! Da noive!

Da Justice guys might be a good guess too. I t'ink dat Hulk guy on their team could'a gotten close ta dat lousy singah an' attack dat croonah while disguised as James. Plus his Justice pals coulda' helped 'im out.

Den dere's dat wasp guy. Jimmy t'ought dat mebbe he could change inta a tiny bug an' fly in dat singa's mouth or some'tin and den blasterate 'im from da inside an' fly out undetected when da doctah goil cut da kid open."

Who do youse t'ink coulda' done it?"

Scratching his chin for a moment, Wile E. hurridly pulled out a pen, scrubbing out the words he had written earlier before jotting down something else.

Lifting the signboard up again, were the names of the members of the Justice Lords.

Wiggling his paw in order to bring attention to it for the moment, Wile E. mimed it reaching into his chest, and pulling a beating heart out...

It took one more second to realize that he had indeed pulled his own heart out, causing the coyote to instantly faint.

OverMaster

05-19-2008, 06:03 AM

Wiggling his paw in order to bring attention to it for the moment, Wile E. mimed it reaching into his chest, and pulling a beating heart out...

It took one more second to realize that he had indeed pulled his own heart out, causing the coyote to instantly faint.

"Ee-yuwww!" Timon's face twitched. "Okay, is there a doctor in the house?!".

"Dr. Orpheus is here, remember?" Pumbaa asked.

"Pumbaa, I mean a REAL Doctor we can trust someone's life to".

"Oh".

Schornforce

05-19-2008, 06:13 AM

Scratching his chin for a moment, Wile E. hurridly pulled out a pen, scrubbing out the words he had written earlier before jotting down something else.

Lifting the signboard up again, were the names of the members of the Justice Lords.

Wiggling his paw in order to bring attention to it for the moment, Wile E. mimed it reaching into his chest, and pulling a beating heart out...

It took one more second to realize that he had indeed pulled his own heart out, causing the coyote to instantly faint.

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"Oh bruddah. I heard about wearin' yer heart on yer sleeve, but in yer hand? Hey! Waitaminnit, if youse kin reach inta yer own body an' pull out some'tin, mebbe youse could do it ta somebody else...

...

....pal?...

...

..."

Meowth nudges Wile E.'s body with his foot a few times with no response.

"Oh dear.

...

Um...

well, I been wrong before...

My apol'gies...

...

So, Dustox, wanna see if dey evah got more food in?"

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"Dustox? Duuustox!"

Superheroic

05-19-2008, 07:20 AM

"Superman, Wonder Woman, and the rest are powerful, gosh, that's the truth! But...I don't know. I just can't bring myself to vote them out. I'm afraid they're gonna be the next patsies for the Bad Guys."

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"The wisdom of Solomon guides you well," Wonder Woman said to Jan. "I'd be suspicious of anyone voting for us."

"It is the most logical way for the Traitors to be rid of us," J'onn told everyone.

"Yeah," Green Lantern chimed in. "All we have is the first death to go on. Not Luxord's death. We already proved we couldn't have done it."

"Just in case anyone else is listening, I'm voting for the so-called 'Justice Lords' again." "'Justice', as if there were such a thing in this universe."

"We vote for Marvin," Superman announced. "He should have been voted out last round. We championed his guilt over Jeannie's last round when he said he had figured out who the Traitors were. The only way he could know that is if he himself were a Traitor. Since he keeps voting for us, and we're innocent of being Traitors, he is really the only choice for us this round."

"I'd recommend most of you rethink your votes," Hawkgirl finished.

Joe Acro

05-19-2008, 09:01 AM

"I'd recommend most of you rethink your votes," Hawkgirl finished.
BAMF!

The fairy tale creature appeared beside Hawkgirl.

"I'll keep my vote just the way it is. I don't trust you," he said with squinting eyes.

Radioactive Zombie

05-19-2008, 09:15 AM

Suddenly, a loud banging came from the "arcade".

"Ed, where the heck do ya keep all these chickens?!

A flood of white feathers burst from the arcade door, raining over the players.

Superheroic

05-19-2008, 09:21 AM

"I'll keep my vote just the way it is. I don't trust you," he said with squinting eyes.

"Good for you." Hawkgirl said. "Don't trust anyone. Including your new found allies in Team Sprocket. Still, you'll find your Traitors where the votes for innocent players start piling up."

Just a Shadow

05-19-2008, 09:28 AM

Schornforce

05-19-2008, 09:46 AM

"Good for you." Hawkgirl said. "Don't trust anyone. Including your new found allies in Team Sprocket. Still, you'll find your Traitors where the votes for innocent players start piling up."

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Jessie overheard Hawkgirl's advice. "Excuse me. I'll have you know that we would NEVER do anything to hurt sweet, adorable Bamfie-Wamfie! We don't allow just ANYONE to perform in our motto.

Team Rocket protects and cherishes their own.

...

Except Meowth.

He's expendable."

DoctorDoom

05-19-2008, 09:50 AM

Jessie overheard Hawkgirl's advice. "Excuse me. I'll have you know that we would NEVER do anything to hurt sweet, adorable Bamfie-Wamfie! We don't allow just ANYONE to perform in our motto.

Team Rocket protects and cherishes their own.

...

Except Meowth.

He's expendable."
....Aren't you...er...we just faceless and nameless pawns in some global operation? Wouldn't that make us all expendable?"

Stephen coughed.

"Except for me. I write all the songs and look pretty doing it. Or drunk. EIther one."

Just a Shadow

05-19-2008, 09:50 AM

Except Meowth.

He's expendable."

"aww.... you should be nice to the kitty."

Jeremi

05-19-2008, 09:54 AM

"We vote for Marvin," Superman announced. "He should have been voted out last round. We championed his guilt over Jeannie's last round when he said he had figured out who the Traitors were. The only way he could know that is if he himself were a Traitor. Since he keeps voting for us, and we're innocent of being Traitors, he is really the only choice for us this round."

"I'd recommend most of you rethink your votes," Hawkgirl finished.

“I’m still not quite sure about Marvin, yes he is depressed robot who says he knows all yet hasn’t told us who the traitors are. He seems suspicious…I don’t know this smells like the genie all over again.”

Tommy

05-19-2008, 10:45 AM

Voting

Marvin 4- Overmaster (Timon and Pumba), Indigo Al (Thundarr), Superheroic (Justice Lords), Just A Shadow (Spider-Man)
Justice Lords 3- Jobies201 (Punisher), Cthulhudrew (Marvin), KamenRaida (Wile E.)
Panthro 1- Hamboy (Puppetmon)
Waspinator 5- Joe Acro (Bamf), Chris Lang (Firestar), Schornforce (Team Rocket), TangentMan (Jan Marvel), Jeremi (Panthro)

Italics indicates a changed vote.

Voting Ends Tonight 8:00pm.

Hey Bad Guys, I need that kill!

tangentman

05-19-2008, 10:56 AM

Jan looked back and forth between the Justice Lords and Marvin. "Guys! The Bad Guys want us to fight amongst ourselves. It stinks, but they're counting on us eliminating each other to make their jobs easier!"

Sighing, Jan entreated both the superheroes and the android with pleading eyes. "What if you're both being conned? After all, Jeannie seemed like the most obvious Traitor, but she was really innocent. If both of you get voted out in the next two rounds, and you're innocent, then that just leaves less opposition to the Bad Guys!

Maybe...I dunno...you should both reconsider your votes...?"

Superheroic

05-19-2008, 10:57 AM

"Well... I guess I'll side with the Justice Lords this time and vote for Marvin. The way I see it, if he gets voted out and the Lords are wrong, we'll just know to vote out the Lords next round. If they are right, then we'll just keep an eye on them and make sure this wasn't a ruse to protect one of their identities if they are both traitors."

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard," Green Lantern shook his head. "Besides, you've already voted for and gotten an innocent player banished. It can happen to anyone. I'm sure at least one of the Traitors must have voted for Jeannie so I'd watch who I start accusing of anything."

“I’m still not quite sure about Marvin, yes he is depressed robot who says he knows all yet hasn’t told us who the traitors are. He seems suspicious…I don’t know this smells like the genie all over again.”

"Didn't you vote for Marvin last round?" Hawkgirl asked Panthro. "We tried to get the players to change their votes from Jeannie. Most of you listened. Anyway we gave our reasons for suspecting Marvin. All you did was follow Firestar's vote and she originally voted for him out of spite last round."

“Well with no better suspects I’m going to have to follow Firestar and the rest to vote for Waspinator this time.”

Just a Shadow

05-19-2008, 11:04 AM

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard," Green Lantern shook his head. "Besides, you've already voted for and gotten an innocent player banished. It can happen to anyone. I'm sure at least one of the Traitors must have voted for Jeannie so I'd watch who I start accusing of anything."

"You speak with just as much 'certainty' as Marvin does and you're some of the few people here who I think could've done the last kill at all. I admit that I have no idea at all who the traitors are. Absolutely none whatsoever. And anyone here could be a traitor, but there are very few people that I know of who could've done that kill and you guys and Marvin are both on that list."

Just a Shadow

05-19-2008, 11:13 AM

Superheroic

05-19-2008, 11:21 AM

"What if you're both being conned? After all, Jeannie seemed like the most obvious Traitor, but she was really innocent. If both of you get voted out in the next two rounds, and you're innocent, then that just leaves less opposition to the Bad Guys!

Maybe...I dunno...you should both reconsider your votes...?"

"I can only state we are innocent so many times, Jan Marvel," J'onn J'onnz said quietly. "Since we are innocent and Marvin continues to vote for us, he must be a Traitor."

"I don't know, Jan," Superman spoke. "You'd be asking us to take a risk and trust you where we really have no reason to. You could be a Traitor and protecting Marvin."

"I trust her," Wonder Woman told her teammates. "There is an innocence about her that makes me feel she couldn't be a Traitor. That she's somehow...incorruptible."

"Come on now," Green Lantern said. "Marvin makes sense."

"I'm with Wonder Woman," Hawkgirl stated. "But to be honest I'm not sold on Waspinator being a Traitor either. Let's at least think about it."

OverMaster

05-19-2008, 11:32 AM

Sighing, Jan entreated both the superheroes and the android with pleading eyes. "What if you're both being conned? After all, Jeannie seemed like the most obvious Traitor, but she was really innocent. If both of you get voted out in the next two rounds, and you're innocent, then that just leaves less opposition to the Bad Guys!

Maybe...I dunno...you should both reconsider your votes...?"

"The thing is the first kill method was... too specific, leaving very few here able to perform it" 'Sherlock' Timon mused aloud donning his cap and pipe again. "The possibility of a third party between us, other than Melvin and the Lords, being capable of doing that, is low, I'd say. And since the Lords are most likely wise enough to not go with such an obvious method with so few other candidates to take the blame, that leaves Melvin as the top suspect in my book!".

He paced around back and forth over a quietly thoughtful Pumbaa's back. "Maybe we are being conned, okay, but that's a stretch. Right now, I'd say the pros of voting Melvin outnumber the cons. Plus, like Supey said, if he and his merry gang are innocent, then they are the top obstacle for the Bad Guys. I doubt any three of us, even working together, could make a clean sweep out of them all. What does that leave the Bad Guys with? Only the option to frame them, of course!".

He panted, his tongue hanging out, but a big dumb triumphant grin on his face. "Elemmental, wouldn't you agree, Dr. Pumbaa?".

"But Timon, Dr. Claw--" the warthog began to plead.

"FOR THE LAST TIME, WE AREN'T GOING TO VOTE DR. CLAW!!".

Schornforce

05-19-2008, 11:44 AM

....Aren't you...er...we just faceless and nameless pawns in some global operation? Wouldn't that make us all expendable?"

Stephen coughed.

"Except for me. I write all the songs and look pretty doing it. Or drunk. EIther one."

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"Oh, don't be silly! Who could ever forget faces like OURS?!"

"aww.... you should be nice to the kitty."

"I would be-- if he wasn't so small and wierd."

OverMaster

05-19-2008, 11:57 AM

"Oh, don't be silly! Who could ever forget faces like OURS?!"

"Well, I dunno about the faces..." Timon snickered, "But a HAIR like yours is impossible to forget! Have you ever poked anyone's eye out with it?".

Chris Lang

05-19-2008, 11:59 AM

"Didn't you vote for Marvin last round?" Hawkgirl asked Panthro. "We tried to get the players to change their votes from Jeannie. Most of you listened. Anyway we gave our reasons for suspecting Marvin. All you did was follow Firestar's vote and she originally voted for him out of spite last round."

Firestar turned to Hawkgirl.

"I didn't vote for anyone out of spite. I don't know if Waspinator's capable of shrinking down as Team Rocket suggested, but he's been acting very suspicious. He's rarely said anything, and has been avoiding us and trying to escape. I don't really have any evidence. None of us have any, so we have to go with our suspicions, pick someone, and hope it pays off. I don't like it any more than you do, but I don't know what else we can do. I wish we had more to go on."

"So, you think Marvin is more likely than Waspinator?"

Jeremi

05-19-2008, 12:03 PM

OverMaster

05-19-2008, 12:08 PM

Firestar turned to Hawkgirl.

"I didn't vote for anyone out of spite. I don't know if Waspinator's capable of shrinking down as Team Rocket suggested, but he's been acting very suspicious. He's rarely said anything, and has been avoiding us and trying to escape. I don't really have any evidence. None of us have any, so we have to go with our suspicions, pick someone, and hope it pays off. I don't like it any more than you do, but I don't know what else we can do. I wish we had more to go on."

"So, you think Marvin is more likely than Waspinator?"

"I'd say so, yeah. Although I'm not willing to give Waspy a pass yet, his... how do you say it...?... eagerness to escape is understandable..." Timon said. "I mean, the only reason why the rest of us aren't trying too is because we know we can't, but I doubt that fact has registered into his tiny empty metal skull. He seems much more incompetent than Melvin, and much less able to use tech the right way".

Just a Shadow

05-19-2008, 12:09 PM

"I can only state we are innocent so many times, Jan Marvel," J'onn J'onnz said quietly. "Since we are innocent and Marvin continues to vote for us, he must be a Traitor."

"So.... you know that the deflated and bald incredible hulk's logic can be used against him if Marvin is voted off and is innocent. Both rounds you guys led the vote against him, so if he is innocent then by your logic that means you guys are the traitors."

Indigo Al

05-19-2008, 12:14 PM

"I can only state we are innocent so many times, Jan Marvel," J'onn J'onnz said quietly. "Since we are innocent and Marvin continues to vote for us, he must be a Traitor."

"Lord of Justi--err, Light!" Thundarr said with a frown. "That is the most arrogant logic I have heard yet, Green One!"

Jeremi

05-19-2008, 12:17 PM

"Lord of Justi--err, Light!" Thundarr said with a frown. "That is the most arrogant logic I have heard yet, Green One!"

“Wiser words haven’t been spoken, maybe you aren’t just brawn Thundarr. There might be some brains as well.”

Superheroic

05-19-2008, 12:23 PM

Firestar turned to Hawkgirl. ""So, you think Marvin is more likely than Waspinator?"

"I think Marvin is a better suspect," Hawkgirl answered then shrugged. "However we're willing to listen to better arguments. Wonder Woman seems to want to vote for Waspinator, or at least side with Jan Marvel."

"I trust her," Wonder Woman offered. "I'd like to vote out the Traitors and go home."

”Well you got me there Hawkgirl.” Panthro shrugged. “But didn’t I have my vote on you five as well last round?”

"Yes. You did. Don't think Superman's forgotten."

Indigo Al

05-19-2008, 12:24 PM

“Wiser words haven’t been spoken, maybe you aren’t just brawn Thundarr. There might be some brains as well.”

"Thank you, Friend Panthro!" Thundarr beamed. "But tell me -- why haven't the Wild Peccary sausages been yet prepared?" he said looking at Timon.

Superheroic

05-19-2008, 12:29 PM

"So.... you know that the deflated and bald incredible hulk's logic can be used against him if Marvin is voted off and is innocent. Both rounds you guys led the vote against him, so if he is innocent then by your logic that means you guys are the traitors."

"His vote against us came first. My teammates discussed the possibility of not wanting to waste our votes in order to save someone we felt was being falsely accused. Jeannie, as it were. Who did you vote for last round by the way?"

"Lord of Justi--err, Light!" Thundarr said with a frown. "That is the most arrogant logic I have heard yet, Green One!"

"Believe what you will, Thundarr. But I see you have voted for Marvin too. What is your logic for doing so?"

Just a Shadow

05-19-2008, 12:30 PM

"Thank you, Friend Panthro!" Thundarr beamed. "But tell me -- why haven't the Wild Peccary sausages been yet prepared?" he said looking at Timon.

"I think it's because the 'wild peccary' doesn't want a firsthand tour of your alimentary system."

tangentman

05-19-2008, 12:31 PM

The Justice Lords held Jan's attention as they spoke. They were every bit the reputations they'd earned: proud, regal, even imposing. Unlike the boys or the animals, they weren't silly or fractious. The Justice Lords carried themselves with an air of authority that seemed commanding--and intimidating. At that moment, Jan didn't know whether to be impressed or scared of them.

Still, the Courage of Achilles helped Jan challenge the veteran superheroes. "Thundarr might be right, you know. Don't you think it's...well, presumptuous to to assume that Marvin's guilty just because he voted against you? Granted, I'm guilty of voting against him, too. Except I only did that because I honestly believed Jeannie was really innocent--and I was right!

However, a girl is allowed to change her mind. It's Woman's prerogative, after all." Jan tried to sound mature on that part, but actually ended up sounding like a teenager playing "Grown Up". Despite her youthfulness, though, Jan spoke with the earnestness of conviction. "I think Marvin got a bad rap, and I want to make up for it by giving him the benefit of the doubt."

Once again, Jan looked into the Justice Lords' eyes with sincere pleading. "I don't believe that you're the Traitors, either. I believe you genuinely want to stop them. Except...sigh...you can't stop the Bad Guys at the expense of innocent lives. The Wonder Woman I met would NEVER sell out an innocent bystander just to catch a villain.

Please...I know everyone's freaked out over this game, but won't you all just consider a truce? At least just for this round?" The young Marvel watched Marvin and the Justice Lords with hopeful eyes.

OverMaster

05-19-2008, 12:31 PM

"Thank you, Friend Panthro!" Thundarr beamed. "But tell me -- why haven't the Wild Peccary sausages been yet prepared?" he said looking at Timon.

".... Ummmm... why are you looking at us that way...?" Pumbaa very slowly asked.

"Sausages?" Timon asked. "Ah, ha ha ha!" he forced himself to laugh nervously. "Conan, you really are a master of humor! A master! Now, if you excuse us, we have to go hide behind Jan again...".

Jeremi

05-19-2008, 12:35 PM

"Yes. You did. Don't think Superman's forgotten."

“The man can certainly hold a grudge, not a good trait for a hero if you ask me.”

"Thank you, Friend Panthro!" Thundarr beamed. "But tell me -- why haven't the Wild Peccary sausages been yet prepared?" he said looking at Timon.

“Since they are players in this game they can’t be killed, just the other guy or bad guys can do that. Either way eating a intelligent being isn’t pleasant, why wont you eat one of those sandwiches that the blue haired guy made?”

OverMaster

05-19-2008, 12:35 PM

"I think it's because the 'wild peccary' doesn't want a firsthand tour of your alimentary system."

"Or the Devil's" Timon rushed to add.

"Or the jackal's" Pumbaa nodded.

"Or Team Sprocket's" Timon continued adding.

Pumbaa looked at him. "Team Sprocket? Do you really think they could--".

"I believe anything about anyone with enough hunger, Pumbaa!".

Indigo Al

05-19-2008, 12:41 PM

"Believe what you will, Thundarr. But I see you have voted for Marvin too. What is your logic for doing so?"

"Why, was it not explained that he was able to remove the singing girl's lungs, in a similar manner to the Djinn? However, as the young She-Wizard has said," looking at Jan Marvel, "it is preee--preee-sump-tious of you to assume guilt based on the little robot's votes against you."

“Since they are players in this game they can’t be killed, just the other guy or bad guys can do that. Either way eating a intelligent being isn’t pleasant, why wont you eat one of those sandwiches that the blue haired guy made?”

"Sand Witches? DEMON DOGS! Where???!" Thundar excitedly unsheathed his Sunsword and waved it around. "Come and face the might of THUNDARR, Sand Witches!!! I have fought your kind before!!!!!"

Superheroic

05-19-2008, 12:43 PM

Please...I know everyone's freaked out over this game, but won't you all just consider a truce? At least just for this round?" The young Marvel watched Marvin and the Justice Lords with hopeful eyes.

"I don't know." Superman said.

"If you don't trust Jan, then trust me," Wonder Woman declared.

"It's not that I don't trust you, Diana, or even Jan. I won't trust anyone that votes against us."

"At least put it to a vote."

"Fair enough. I still vote for Marvin."

"I will side with Jan Marvel and vote for Waspinator."

"Marvin," Green Lantern said.

"Waspinator," Hawkgirl voted. The rest of the team looked to J'onn.

"I see no reason not to vote for Waspinator this round," he finally stated.

"All right, then. Hopefully it won't cost us."

Just a Shadow

05-19-2008, 12:45 PM

Jeremi

05-19-2008, 12:45 PM

"Sand Witches? DEMON DOGS! Where???!" Thundar excitedly unsheathed his Sunsword and waved it around. "Come and face the might of THUNDARR, Sand Witches!!! I have fought your kind before!!!!!"

Pantrho sighs and shakes his head. “No. S-A-N-D-W-I-C-H. Here…” Panthro picks one up from the tray. “…Why don’t you try one?”

Tommy

05-19-2008, 12:47 PM

Voting

Marvin 3- Overmaster (Timon and Pumba), Indigo Al (Thundarr), Just A Shadow (Spider-Man)
Justice Lords 3- Jobies201 (Punisher), Cthulhudrew (Marvin), KamenRaida (Wile E.)
Panthro 1- Hamboy (Puppetmon)
Waspinator 6- Joe Acro (Bamf), Chris Lang (Firestar), Schornforce (Team Rocket), TangentMan (Jan Marvel), Jeremi (Panthro), Superheroic (Justice Lords)

Italics indicates a changed vote.

Voting Ends Tonight 8:00pm.

Hey Bad Guys, I need that kill!

Just a Shadow

05-19-2008, 12:51 PM

"I don't mind Waspinator being voted out because he could easily be a traitor. But can someone tell me how the hell he could've done it? If he's a traitor that's great and he's voted out, but it doesn't help narrow down who could've killed Troy."

Superheroic

05-19-2008, 12:52 PM

" However, as the young She-Wizard has said," looking at Jan Marvel, "it is preee--preee-sump-tious of you to assume guilt based on the little robot's votes against you."

"I do not think so. If the Traitors cannot kill us then they need to get us banished. Anyone voting against us must be considered a threat. Our only recourse is to vote for them. However, as you can see, we can be persuaded with compelling arguments."

Indigo Al

05-19-2008, 12:56 PM

Pantrho sighs and shakes his head. “No. S-A-N-D-W-I-C-H. Here…” Panthro picks one up from the tray. “…Why don’t you try one?”

Thundarr stopped waving his Sunsword and looked at Panthro puzzled. "You mean -- you eat the flesh of witches?? Demon Dogs! And they say my era is barbaric!"

Still, Thundarr was rather hungry, so he accepted Panthro's offering. Shoving it all into his mouth at once, and chewing loudly, he said, "Why, it is not bad at all! Still, Friend Panthro, I would encourage you not to use witch flesh in the future. Wild Peccary is rather tasty indeed!"

Just a Shadow

05-19-2008, 12:57 PM

"Or the Devil's" Timon rushed to add.

"Or the jackal's" Pumbaa nodded.

"Or Team Sprocket's" Timon continued adding.

Pumbaa looked at him. "Team Sprocket? Do you really think they could--".

"I believe anything about anyone with enough hunger, Pumbaa!".

"Don't worry little fella, no one's gonna eat you here."

Superheroic

05-19-2008, 12:58 PM

"But can someone tell me how the hell he could've done it? If he's a traitor that's great and he's voted out, but it doesn't help narrow down who could've killed Troy."

"If you recall, Waspinator showed the ability to control parts of his body even when they were detached after he exploded. Perhaps he somehow managed to get a small piece of himself inside of Troy prior to the kill?"

hamboy

05-19-2008, 12:59 PM

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Puppetmon admired the new costume he had received as a Team Rocket member. He had received much- toys, a costume- from Team Rocket, and he trusted them. They were friends. He smiled. But then he decided he should comment on voting.
"I think Marvin's probabally a smarter vote than those Super Friends." He said. "But I don't know about him either. The wasp's a smarter guess, but I still think its one of the smart people."

OOC: Credit to Schorforce for the pic.:smile:

Just a Shadow

05-19-2008, 01:03 PM

"If you recall, Waspinator showed the ability to control parts of his body even when they were detached after he exploded. Perhaps he somehow managed to get a small piece of himself inside of Troy prior to the kill?"

"That could explain how he died, but where did the lungs go? Wouldn't there be ash or something if they were incinerated? I honestly don't know too much about his capabilities, but from what I do know he doesn't seem to have the ability to make a man's lungs disappear."

Indigo Al

05-19-2008, 01:03 PM

"I do not think so. If the Traitors cannot kill us then they need to get us banished. Anyone voting against us must be considered a threat. Our only recourse is to vote for them. However, as you can see, we can be persuaded with compelling arguments."

"Are you saying, Green One, that one is either with you, or against you?? Why, only evil wizard warlords talk like that!"

Jeremi

05-19-2008, 01:04 PM

Still, Thundarr was rather hungry, so he accepted Panthro's offering. Shoving it all into his mouth at once, and chewing loudly, he said, "Why, it is not bad at all! Still, Friend Panthro, I would encourage you not to use witch flesh in the future. Wild Peccary is rather tasty indeed!"

“I don’t know what they put in it but I can assure you that it’s not meat from a witch.” Panthro turns to James. “It isn’t right?”

Just a Shadow

05-19-2008, 01:07 PM

“I don’t know what they put in it but I can assure you that it’s not meat from a witch.” Panthro turns to James. “It isn’t right?”

"Actually, as I recall the meat in the sandwich was Pumba's aunt. So I guess Conan got his wild peccary after all."

Jeremi

05-19-2008, 01:09 PM

"Actually, as I recall the meat in the sandwich was Pumba's aunt. So I guess Conan got his wild peccary after all."

“Happy now Thundarr? Now you don’t have to eat those two over there.”

Superheroic

05-19-2008, 01:10 PM

"Are you saying, Green One, that one is either with you, or against you?? Why, only evil wizard warlords talk like that!"

"I did not say that at all. I stated that anyone voting against us should be considered a threat to us. Just as you should consider votes against you a threat."

Just a Shadow

05-19-2008, 01:12 PM

"Conan, I have a little advice for you. If you're ever in the village wearing your furry undies and ask for a 'wild peccary', you might not get what you're expecting."

Joe Acro

05-19-2008, 01:13 PM

Puppetmon admired the new costume he had received as a Team Rocket member. He had received much- toys, a costume- from Team Rocket, and he trusted them.
After separating himself from the Marvin-or-Waspinator argument, Bamf looked in Puppetmon's direction when he showcased his new costume.

"Hey, now, when do I get my Rocket clothes?"

Superheroic

05-19-2008, 01:15 PM

"That could explain how he died, but where did the lungs go? Wouldn't there be ash or something if they were incinerated?"

"If we knew that, Spider-Man, then there would be no need to play the game."

hamboy

05-19-2008, 01:15 PM

After separating himself from the Marvin-or-Waspinator argument, Bamf looked in Puppetmon's direction when he showcased his new costume.

"Hey, now, when do I get my Rocket clothes?"

The Puppet looked back, confused.
"They didn't give you yours yet? It might be 'cus I asked for one." He shrugged.

Just a Shadow

05-19-2008, 01:17 PM

After separating himself from the Marvin-or-Waspinator argument, Bamf looked in Puppetmon's direction when he showcased his new costume.

"Hey, now, when do I get my Rocket clothes?"

"I've always wondered something about you teleporters. Have you ever had a 'teleportation wardrobe malfunction', like where you go one place and your clothes don't?"

Joe Acro

05-19-2008, 01:30 PM

The Puppet looked back, confused.
"They didn't give you yours yet? It might be 'cus I asked for one." He shrugged.
"I'll just get them, then."

But before the Bamf could find a Team Rocket member, he was met by Spider-Man.
"I've always wondered something about you teleporters. Have you ever had a 'teleportation wardrobe malfunction', like where you go one place and your clothes don't?"
"That can't happen. Us Bamfs are too good!"

BAMF!

The creature disappeared. He then reappeared beside Jessie.

"It's costume time!"

He paused as he worked to phrase his next thought.

"And then I have something I want to do."

Just a Shadow

05-19-2008, 01:35 PM

He paused as he worked to phrase his next thought.

"And then I have something I want to do."

"I can't help but think that Firestar is going to get violated soon..."

Jeremi

05-19-2008, 01:41 PM

"I can't help but think that Firestar is going to get violated soon..."

“With that little guy you never know.” Panthro cracks his knuckles. “I hope for his sake that he isn’t.”

OOC:Night!

Schornforce

05-19-2008, 01:42 PM

"Well, I dunno about the faces..." Timon snickered, "But a HAIR like yours is impossible to forget! Have you ever poked anyone's eye out with it?".

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Jessie whipped her hair around to see who was addressing her, accidentally knocking Timon off his porcine perch via her long magenta tresses.

"Who said that? Oh, a perfect piggy pokemon! What sort of powers would YOU have. You're not related to a Swinub or a Piloswine, are you?"

Jessie advanced on Pumbaa with an odd grin on her face.

Just a Shadow

05-19-2008, 01:52 PM

Cthulhudrew

05-19-2008, 01:57 PM

"I can only state we are innocent so many times, Jan Marvel," J'onn J'onnz said quietly. "Since we are innocent and Marvin continues to vote for us, he must be a Traitor."

"Interesting logic, martian. I can actually think of several reasons that I might vote for you that don't involve either of the above conclusions being true." Marvin's voice continued to come from the nearby lab, the robot himself remaining unseen as he toiled. "If you continue to vote against me, however, I calculate there is an 85.34% chance you will come to regret it in the following round, when my innocence is proclaimed to all."

"I only mention it, by the way, because I really don't get any satisfaction out of saying 'I told you so.' Which is a great disappointment to me."

Schornforce

05-19-2008, 02:07 PM

"Not sure if it's a power, but he's a marvelous singer. So honey, what can you do, other than whip people with your hair?"

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Jessie sidled up to Spider-Man with a grin. "What can't I do, Ariados-Guy? I can act, model, sing, AND boss around James and Meowth with ease!"

The creature disappeared. He then reappeared beside Jessie.

"It's costume time!"

"It sure is, Bamfie dear!" Jessie cheerfully hands Bamf a small bundle of clothing. "I hope you like them!"

Just a Shadow

05-19-2008, 02:15 PM

Jessie sidled up to Spider-Man with a grin. "What can't I do, Ariados-Guy? I can act, model, sing, AND boss around James and Meowth with ease!"

"Well, can you..... do whatever a spider can? Spin a web of any size?"

Superheroic

05-19-2008, 02:16 PM

"Interesting logic, martian. I can actually think of several reasons that I might vote for you that don't involve either of the above conclusions being true."

"You have taken me out of context, Marvin. Earlier Superman states it is your assertion that you know who the Traitors are that make you suspicious. We. Are. Innocent. But you're continual votes for us mark you as a Traitor. It is you who will regret voting for us if we do indeed get voted out."

Just a Shadow

05-19-2008, 02:20 PM

Schornforce

05-19-2008, 02:24 PM

"Well, can you..... do whatever a spider can? Spin a web of any size?"

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"Well... I can't..."

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"...but I may know a few suited to that sort of thing..."

Joe Acro

05-19-2008, 02:25 PM

"It sure is, Bamfie dear!" Jessie cheerfully hands Bamf a small bundle of clothing. "I hope you like them!"
The Bamf wandered off to change clothes.

Just a Shadow

05-19-2008, 02:29 PM

"Well... I can't..."

"...but I may know a few suited to that sort of thing..."

"Interesting..... and are you ticklish," Spider-Man asks, the smirk being noticeable even under his mask.

ooc: btw how old are jessie and james? i can never tell with anime characters.

Schornforce

05-19-2008, 02:42 PM

"Interesting..... and are you ticklish," Spider-Man asks, the smirk being noticeable even under his mask.

ooc: btw how old are jessie and james? i can never tell with anime characters.

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Jessie noticably blushed. "Well-- I... um..."

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"Hey, Jess! What's goin' on? Ha! You look reddah den a charmeleon!"

OOC: The show doesn't really say, IIRC. I've seen 16 or 17 or 18 bandied about on the internet.

Here's what I do know-- They're older than Brock (probably the oldest of the twerps) and probably younger than Nurse Joy or Officer Jenny. They are of driving age (including Meowth!)

Their backstories contradict themselves at times and Jessie's likely to lie about her age, so it's uncertain what their exact age is. To be fair, at this point, even the twerps' ages are nebulous at best.

Just a Shadow

05-19-2008, 02:47 PM

Jessie noticably blushed. "Well-- I... um..."

"Hey, Jess! What's goin' on? Ha! You look reddah den a charmeleon!"

Looking at Meowth, Spider-Man says, "I think that's because she's about to be tickled."

Spider-Man starts to mercilessly tickle Jessie.

ooc: I thought she might be on the younger side, which is why I decided to tickle her instead of something else, lol.

Schornforce

05-19-2008, 02:54 PM

Looking at Meowth, Spider-Man says, "I think that's because she's about to be tickled."

Spider-Man starts to mercilessly tickle Jessie.

ooc: I thought she might be on the younger side, which is why I decided to tickle her instead of something else, lol.

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"I....

...

I din'nit need ta see dat..."

jobies201

05-19-2008, 02:56 PM

"I can only state we are innocent so many times, Jan Marvel," J'onn J'onnz said quietly. "Since we are innocent and Marvin continues to vote for us, he must be a Traitor."

"I don't know, Jan," Superman spoke. "You'd be asking us to take a risk and trust you where we really have no reason to. You could be a Traitor and protecting Marvin."

"I trust her," Wonder Woman told her teammates. "There is an innocence about her that makes me feel she couldn't be a Traitor. That she's somehow...incorruptible."

"Come on now," Green Lantern said. "Marvin makes sense."

"I'm with Wonder Woman," Hawkgirl stated. "But to be honest I'm not sold on Waspinator being a Traitor either. Let's at least think about it."

"I would say convincing evewyone to vote youw way is mowe suspicious den anyting Mawvin has done."

"Well, I dunno about the faces..." Timon snickered, "But a HAIR like yours is impossible to forget! Have you ever poked anyone's eye out with it?".

"Actually, Jessie's haiw is de only ting I like about hew."

Just a Shadow

05-19-2008, 03:13 PM

"I....

...

I din'nit need ta see dat..."

Jessie starts laughing maniacally from the tickling.

"Oh come on... she seems to be kinda mean to you. Give her a tickle and assert your independence!"

Cthulhudrew

05-19-2008, 03:15 PM

"You have taken me out of context, Marvin. Earlier Superman states it is your assertion that you know who the Traitors are that make you suspicious. We. Are. Innocent. But you're continual votes for us mark you as a Traitor. It is you who will regret voting for us if we do indeed get voted out."

"Your logic predicates that a) because I vote for you, b) therefore I am a Traitor. As I noted, that is a fallacy of the consequent. By your reasoning, everyone who voted for Jeannie last round must therefore be a Traitor, which we know to be untrue on its premise. I do not assume that everyone who continually votes for me is a Traitor, because, again, that is not possible due to the rules of the game. There may be other reasons I vote for you that do not involve my being a Traitor."

"As for my knowledge of who the Traitors are, their identities are quite easily deduced if one puts one's mind to it. It only took me a few seconds to calculate a simple algorithm that would reveal the information to me. I choose not to reveal this information to the rest of you because you wouldn't believe me, and because I loathe you all."

Chris Lang

05-19-2008, 03:22 PM

"I can't help but think that Firestar is going to get violated soon..."

"I have a feeling a certain someone who looks like my friend but isn't, and makes deals with the devil, is going to get BURNED soon!"

Firestar glared at Spider-Man. "What sort of sick, disgusting universe do you come from? You're encouraging the Bamf to rape me! Is rape considered good in your universe?"

Firestar became even angrier as she spoke to the depraved creature in the form of one of her closest friends. A fiery aura sprang up around her.

"Give me that costume! Unless you want me to burn it while you're still wearing it! You're not Spider-Man, and you don't deserve to dress like him."

Schornforce

05-19-2008, 03:39 PM

Jessie starts laughing maniacally from the tickling.

"Oh come on... she seems to be kinda mean to you. Give her a tickle and assert your independence!"

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"...

I don' t'ink so, pal. 'Cuz soonah or latah, she's gonna stop laffin' an' if I know Jessie, my advice is when dat happens, youse bettah run away as fast as a spidah can-- spin a web, any size, an' make tracks in yer shoe size! Look out, Mistah Spidah-Man."

Then, Firestorm came up, angry with Spidey's previous comment. Meowth, being a smart kitty made tracks rather quick-like.

Donald M.

05-19-2008, 03:53 PM

Listening to the ongoing arguments about possible traitors, Gallant finally threw his hands up into the air.

"This traitor stuff is just too much for my detective skills!

"Dude, Blues Clues is too much for your detective skills."

"Fine Goofus, so you vote for us this round. I won't even change the vote this time. Go on, there are no useful clues to work with, no better than semi-reasonable suspects, so please, astound us all with your insight!"

Goofus nodded.

"I vote for that Inspector Gadget dude. No one's voting for him and you gotta keep in mind anyone can be a traitor, so why not. Plus he's a detective so he knows about leaving false clues and he's got all kind of cyborg part, even he doesn't seem to know everything he can do. Plus, he spends way too much time with his underage 'niece' and that's way creepy."

Gallant's jaw dropped. Goofus had actually raised a couple of good points. Maybe not the "niece" thing, but still . . .

"Uh . . . good thinking, Goofus. With nothing better to go on, I concur."

Goofus stuck out his tongue at Gallant.

Goofus and Gallant Love a Mystery!:

Detective Gallant considers all the clues and everything he knows about all of the suspects before fingering a culprit.

Detective Goofus beats the most convenient suspect with a rubber hose until they confess. Then he beats them some more because it's fun.

DoctorDoom

05-19-2008, 03:57 PM

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"Oh, don't be silly! Who could ever forget faces like OURS?!"

"You're right It's seared into my brain like the poking I felt from my girlfriend that one time. I miss you might hermaphrodite."

"I would be-- if he wasn't so small and wierd."

"Ha! That's what she said!"

Deadpooligan

05-19-2008, 03:57 PM

Firestar became even angrier as she spoke to the depraved creature in the form of one of her closest friends. A fiery aura sprang up around her.

"Give me that costume! Unless you want me to burn it while you're still wearing it! You're not Spider-Man, and you don't deserve to dress like him."

Inspector Gadget noticed the carpet starting to smoke. He decided to jump to action.

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I"d calm that fiery temper of yours, missy! You might... burn out! Go-Go-Gadget Fire Extinguisher!"

And such, a hilariously unfortunate mishap occurred... Firestar was covered with Go-Go--

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The Inspector looked surprised, though this was a common enough occurrence.

"Wowsers. My mistake, let me help you clean that up!"

A hand popped out of his hat and promptly began to wipe the Firestar's face vigorously with a cloth to remove the toothpaste.

"Don't worry ma'am, I'm always... on duty!"

Just a Shadow

05-19-2008, 03:59 PM

"I have a feeling a certain someone who looks like my friend but isn't, and makes deals with the devil, is going to get BURNED soon!"

Firestar glared at Spider-Man. "What sort of sick, disgusting universe do you come from? You're encouraging the Bamf to rape me! Is rape considered good in your universe?"

Firestar became even angrier as she spoke to the depraved creature in the form of one of her closest friends. A fiery aura sprang up around her.

"Give me that costume! Unless you want me to burn it while you're still wearing it! You're not Spider-Man, and you don't deserve to dress like him."

"My god, talk about reading into things too much! I didn't say that I think he should rape you, nor would I want him to. I do think he's going to try to hit on you soon, as the strange little blue fella seems to have taken a liking for to you. Are you naturally this bitchy or is it just that time of the month? I never got to know the Firestar of my world that well and quite frankly I am beginning to be happy about that."

"And before you try to judge me, take a walk in my shoes. Try being responsible for nearly getting a person who raised you as her own child killed. Then tell me how easy it is to turn down an offer for help, regardless of how unpleasant the source might be."

Tired of her overreaction, Spider-Man dismissively says, "take a cold shower and calm yourself the hell down" and swings away.

Chris Lang

05-19-2008, 04:35 PM

The Inspector looked surprised, though this was a common enough occurrence.

"Wowsers. My mistake, let me help you clean that up!"

A hand popped out of his hat and promptly began to wipe the Firestar's face vigorously with a cloth to remove the toothpaste.

"Don't worry ma'am, I'm always... on duty!"

Firestar glared at Inspector Gadget. "Are you saying you APPROVE of what this sick pervert is saying? He's not a hero! He's from some sick twisted 'mirror mirror' universe where he made a deal with the devil. And he then goes and says all these really, really, stupid things! That last remark of his was the last straw."

"I think you should just mind your own business. I wasn't going to KILL him. That's not who I am, and it'd be against the rules of this game anyway. I just can't stand seeing someone who LOOKS like one of my closest friends saying these terrible things."

"My god, talk about reading into things too much! I didn't say that I think he should rape you, nor would I want him to. I do think he's going to try to hit on you soon, as the strange little blue fella seems to have taken a liking for to you. Are you naturally this bitchy or is it just that time of the month? I never got to know the Firestar of my world that well and quite frankly I am beginning to be happy about that."

"And before you try to judge me, take a walk in my shoes. Try being responsible for nearly getting a person who raised you as her own child killed. Then tell me how easy it is to turn down an offer for help, regardless of how unpleasant the source might be."

Tired of her overreaction, Spider-Man dismissively says, "take a cold shower and calm yourself the hell down" and swings away.

"You used the word 'violated'. You should know what that implies." Firestar said coldly. "Then again, you're not one of the brightest people around. You did something stupid that led to your aunt being shot, and then you give away your marriage in a deal with the devil. What would Aunt May have said if she knew?"

She saw Spider-Man swing away, and sighed. "I don't know what all happened to him. I'm not sure I WANT to know." she said to the others as she tried to calm herself down.

Joe Acro

05-19-2008, 04:39 PM

Deadpooligan

05-19-2008, 04:43 PM

"I vote for that Inspector Gadget dude. No one's voting for him and you gotta keep in mind anyone can be a traitor, so why not. Plus he's a detective so he knows about leaving false clues and he's got all kind of cyborg part, even he doesn't seem to know everything he can do. Plus, he spends way too much time with his underage 'niece' and that's way creepy."

Gallant's jaw dropped. Goofus had actually raised a couple of good points. Maybe not the "niece" thing, but still . . .

Penny's mouth gaped as she heard this. She immediately folded her arms and frowned while she walked over to confront Goofus.

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"H-how could you say that about my Uncle Gadget?! He's a great guardian and great police officer! You don't even know what you're talking about! You... you jerk!"

She kicked Goofus in the shin before storming off.

Tommy

05-19-2008, 04:46 PM

"Hey all of you people! Voting is almost over!

Voting

Marvin 3- Overmaster (Timon and Pumba), Indigo Al (Thundarr), Just A Shadow (Spider-Man)
Justice Lords 3- Jobies201 (Punisher), Cthulhudrew (Marvin), KamenRaida (Wile E.)
Panthro 1- Hamboy (Puppetmon)
Waspinator 7- Joe Acro (Bamf), Chris Lang (Firestar), Schornforce (Team Rocket), TangentMan (Jan Marvel), Jeremi (Panthro), Superheroic (Justice Lords), Gogo Yubari (Shego & Jr.)
Inspector Gadget 1- Donald M. (Goofus & Gallant)

Italics indicates a changed vote."

Voting Ends Tonight 8:00pm.

Donald M.

05-19-2008, 04:52 PM

Penny's mouth gaped as she heard this. She immediately folded her arms and frowned while she waled over to confront Goofus.

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"H-how could you say that about my Uncle Gadget?! He's a great guardian and great police officer! You don't even know what you're talking about! You... you jerk!"

She kicked Goofus in the shin before storming off.

"You know, they say random aggression is one of the symptoms of repressed memories of molestation. Where's Dr. Phil when you need him?"

Goofus and Gallant on Psychology:

Gallant knows that only licensed professionals should practice psychology!

Goofus only treats the chronically depressed if they agree to write him into their will first.

Chris Lang

05-19-2008, 04:52 PM

[COLOR="Magenta"]"Hey all of you people! Voting is almost over!

Voting Ends Tonight 8:00pm.

"Okay, is there anyone here who hasn't voted yet?" Firestar asked.

GoGo Yubari

05-19-2008, 04:52 PM

"Shego, time is running out! Who do you think we should place the vote on this round?"

"Meh. Not the cat guy, he's alright, that's pretty much all I've got."

"Then it's up to me! ... so much pressure... there's that sad robot but his head looks like a disco ball still... or those angry superheroes... wait, that does not narrow it down, they're all angry! What is it with the superheroes in this game and their rage issues? There must be some sort of reasoning I can get behind... I've got it!"

Suddenly, Junior pointed at Waspinator dramatically.

"You! What is with that paint job, it's absolutely hideous! Your fashion is out of touch, and as such I can't stand to see you in this game any longer!"

"... so you're voting for the bug guy based on how bad his look is."

"I believe I have made my feelings on this clear, yes."

"... eh, works for me."

DoctorDoom

05-19-2008, 04:53 PM

Suddenly, there could be a heard a loud BAMF! as the creature that caused it returned to the room.

"Ta-da!"

In the aftermath of the tickling and arguing, few seemed to notice.

The Bamf crossed his arms. "That's what I get for making a flashy entrance."

And then he thought to himself, Stupid people. At least Mean cracks jokes.
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Stephen looked over at his newly costumed team member

"Hey lil buddy, knock knock!"

Joe Acro

05-19-2008, 04:56 PM

Stephen looked over at his newly costumed team member

"Hey lil buddy, knock knock!"
The Bamf looked up.

"Hey, muse! Why don't you play us a song? Maybe it will lighten the mood."

Just a Shadow

05-19-2008, 04:59 PM

"Okay, is there anyone here who hasn't voted yet?" Firestar asked.

"Seems like a lot of no-shows. I think we've got 8: Cliff, Mr. Richfield, Taz, Wheeler, Iron Man, Lynch, Gadget and Dale Gribble."

OverMaster

05-19-2008, 05:00 PM

Jessie whipped her hair around to see who was addressing her, accidentally knocking Timon off his porcine perch via her long magenta tresses.

"Who said that? Oh, a perfect piggy pokemon! What sort of powers would YOU have. You're not related to a Swinub or a Piloswine, are you?"

Jessie advanced on Pumbaa with an odd grin on her face.

"Ouch. My spine" Timon weakly whined as Jessie walked over him, making a loud cracking of vertebrae to be heard.

Pumbaa, meanwhile, backed away just a bit. His eyes widened as Jesse advanced towards him. "Uhh, what's a Swin-down and a Pilo-what? Are they good to eat?".

Then Spider-Man had started to tickle Jesse. ".........." the warthog blinked, even more confused now. "Ya know, Timon, perhaps you were right and this is one of those places where they put crazy people...".

"If it isn't, it should be!" Timon groaned from his spot at the floor.

DoctorDoom

05-19-2008, 05:01 PM

The Bamf looked up.

"Hey, muse! Why don't you play us a song? Maybe it will lighten the mood."
"I sure will. But fist, the, er, riddle. Knock knock!"

Stephen waited for a 'who's there?'

Joe Acro

05-19-2008, 05:07 PM

"I sure will. But fist, the, er, riddle. Knock knock!"

Stephen waited for a 'who's there?'
The Bamf seemed confused for a moment. Then, it dawned on him.

"Oh! One of those games! It's been a while since I played.

"Who's there?"

Cthulhudrew

05-19-2008, 05:11 PM

Ben Morgan

05-19-2008, 05:11 PM

OOC: I vote for the Justice Lords

Schornforce

05-19-2008, 05:16 PM

"All right, I'm finished." Marvin trudged out into the courtyard, pushing a large object covered in a tarp before him. "Mind you, it's rather crude, due to the shoddy materials I was provided to work with." He glances at Dr. Orpheus, then pulls the tarp down to reveal...

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/8130/immk1wi1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

"I'm thinking of calling it 'Superior To Flesh Man.'"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/IamJames.jpg

"OOOOOOO!!! It's positively superduperous!!! Well done, indeed!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Wobb-Salute.jpg

"WOBBUFFET!!!" cried Wobbuffet as it ran to give Marvin a congratulatory hug.

darkkeeperjr

05-19-2008, 05:17 PM

Jose was the first to find the small bottle under a table in "el cujo " He rubbed the bottle to see it batter and heard a female voice say" Do you give up your right of protection and wish with a clean heart?"

"yes" he said. He wished for money and a long life, A car raced down the street and dropped out of it's window a briefcase. Jose was the first to find the case also. later he found out that in the case was 12 million dollars. Jose lived to be 115 years old and was still hale and healthy and happy with 5 million of those dollars still in the bank.

Jose says that some times the bottle can be found in the same area that off worlders over appear.

DoctorDoom

05-19-2008, 05:19 PM

The Bamf seemed confused for a moment. Then, it dawned on him.

"Oh! One of those games! It's been a while since I played.

"Who's there?"
"Little Bamf Blue."

Stephen smiled disturbingly.

Schornforce

05-19-2008, 05:24 PM

Suddenly, there could be a heard a loud BAMF! as the creature that caused it returned to the room.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Bamfie.jpg

"Ta-da!"

In the aftermath of the tickling and arguing, few seemed to notice.

The Bamf crossed his arms. "That's what I get for making a flashy entrance."

And then he thought to himself, Stupid people. At least Mean cracks jokes.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Meowth.jpg

"Lookin' sharp, dere, Bamf!" Meowth yelled from a safe distance as Jessie recovered from the ticklefest at the hands of Spidey.

As soon as Jessie got her breath back, Meowth ducked out of sight.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/1MakeupJessie.jpg

"My! I really must thank that Ariados-Man. I certainly haven't laughed like that for a long time!

But of course, if he or Meowth reveal this little incedent to anyone, I'll stomp them flatter than a Luvdisc!" Jessie gave a cheery little chuckle at the prospect of untold horrific violence and sauntered off to see what was going on.

"EEEEEE!!! Bamfie! You look so marvelous in your new outfit!!!"

Cthulhudrew

05-19-2008, 05:26 PM

"Little Bamf Blue."

Stephen smiled disturbingly.

A leather clad passerby popped his head into Dr. Orpheus' estate just then.

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/8302/andrewdiceclayid1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

"He needed the money. Hey!"

The Dice-Man pointed threateningly at Stephen. "Don't be pullin' a Mensteala now, buddy." Tossing away his cigarette, he headed back down the street.

Schornforce

05-19-2008, 05:29 PM

"Little Bamf Blue."

Stephen smiled disturbingly.

OOC:

Anyone got the "It's a Trap!!!" pic handy?

DoctorDoom

05-19-2008, 05:29 PM

A leather clad passerby popped his head into Dr. Orpheus' estate just then.

"He needed the money. Hey!"

The Dice-Man pointed threateningly at Stephen. "Don't be pullin' a Mensteala now, buddy." Tossing away his cigarette, he headed back down the street.

"...Kooky old homeless man. Go get a show on Bravo or something. Comedy Central's booked with Dane Cook specials."

Stephen turned and awaited Bamf's final response.

Tommy

05-19-2008, 05:29 PM

"Looks like we've got a few procrastinators...

Voting

Marvin 3- Overmaster (Timon and Pumba), Indigo Al (Thundarr), Just A Shadow (Spider-Man)
Justice Lords 4- Jobies201 (Punisher), Cthulhudrew (Marvin), KamenRaida (Wile E.), Ben Morgan (Cliff Huxtable)
Panthro 1- Hamboy (Puppetmon)
Waspinator 7- Joe Acro (Bamf), Chris Lang (Firestar), Schornforce (Team Rocket), TangentMan (Jan Marvel), Jeremi (Panthro), Superheroic (Justice Lords), Gogo Yubari (Shego & Jr.)
Inspector Gadget 1- Donald M. (Goofus & Gallant)

Italics indicates a changed vote."

Voting Ends Tonight 8:00pm.

DoctorDoom

05-19-2008, 05:30 PM

OOC:

Anyone got the "It's a Trap!!!" pic handy?
More like

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y119/fallen_faerie343/wicked.jpg

Schornforce

05-19-2008, 05:32 PM

More like

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y119/fallen_faerie343/wicked.jpg

OOC: LOL that works too. :biggrin:

Cthulhudrew

05-19-2008, 05:32 PM

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y119/fallen_faerie343/wicked.jpg

OOC: Pun intended, I gather?

Joe Acro

05-19-2008, 05:35 PM

"Lookin' sharp, dere, Bamf!" Meowth yelled from a safe distance as Jessie recovered from the ticklefest at the hands of Spidey.

"EEEEEE!!! Bamfie! You look so marvelous in your new outfit!!!"
The Bamf waved at his friends as they complimented him.

"I'll be over in a minute!"

He faced Stephen once more.

"Little Bamf Blue."

Stephen smiled disturbingly.

"Little Bamf Blue Who?" he said inquisitively.

OOC:

Anyone got the "It's a Trap!!!" pic handy?
OOC: And the Bamf's too simple not to fall for it.

DoctorDoom

05-19-2008, 05:40 PM

"Little Bamf Blue Who?" he said inquisitively.

OOC: And the Bamf's too simple not to fall for it.

"Michael Jackson."

Stephen starts chuckling.

OOC: That makes it that much sweeter.

Deadpooligan

05-19-2008, 05:42 PM

OOC: Anyone got the "It's a Trap!!!" pic handy?

OOC: I am summoned!

http://photo.gangus.com/d/26788-2/ackbar.jpg

Chris Lang

05-19-2008, 05:43 PM

"Michael Jackson."

OOC: Tha makes it that much sweeter.

"Michael Jackson?" Firestar asked.

"I don't get it."

Just a Shadow

05-19-2008, 05:44 PM

"Michael Jackson."

Stephen starts chuckling.

OOC: That makes it that much sweeter.

"Were you too busy to do it that day?"

DoctorDoom

05-19-2008, 05:50 PM

"Michael Jackson?" Firestar asked.

"I don't get it."
"You wouldn't. You had the good MJ. The black one. The Thriller God. I'd bow at his altar if he was still around."

Just a Shadow

05-19-2008, 05:52 PM

"You wouldn't. You had the good MJ. The black one. The Thriller God. I'd bow at his altar if he was still laround."

"Actually Lynch, I had the best MJ of all and lemme tell you, she was a thriller!"

DoctorDoom

05-19-2008, 05:53 PM

"Were you too busy to do it that day?"

"I'm sure Mary Jane was available. Assuming you didn't snap he neck like that other Golden Girl."

Stephen stared straight forward

"That, boys and girls, is vicious fourth-wall stuff. Watch and learn."

DoctorDoom

05-19-2008, 05:54 PM

"Actually Lynch, I had the best MJ of all and lemme tell you, she was a thriller!"

"Yeeeeah, boy!"

Stephen high-fives Spider-Man.

Chris Lang

05-19-2008, 05:54 PM

"You wouldn't. You had the good MJ. The black one. The Thriller God. I'd bow at his altar if he was still laround."

"Yeah, he's really big where I come from."

Firestar blushed. "I mean, he's really popular. I suppose you could tell me about the mistakes your Michael Jackson made, so I can go back and tell him not to make them. But I don't know if we have time."

She quickly changed the subject back to the game.

"By the way, I don' t think you've voted, unless I missed something. Who are you voting for this round?"

DoctorDoom

05-19-2008, 05:56 PM

"Screw it. Waspinator's terrorized himself out of this game!"

(OOC: That's a vote!)

DoctorDoom

05-19-2008, 06:00 PM

"Yeah, he's really big where I come from."

Firestar blushed. "I mean, he's really popular. I suppose you could tell me about the mistakes your Michael Jackson made, so I can go back and tell him not to make them. But I don't know if we have time."

"It's a screwed up story. Perfect to put into a song Maybe later."

"By the way, I don' t think you've voted, unless I missed something. Who are you voting for this round?"

"Ask and you shall recieve! Or something like that. It was the Waspinator."

Deadpooligan

05-19-2008, 06:01 PM

Firestar glared at Inspector Gadget. "Are you saying you APPROVE of what this sick pervert is saying? He's not a hero! He's from some sick twisted 'mirror mirror' universe where he made a deal with the devil. And he then goes and says all these really, really, stupid things! That last remark of his was the last straw."

"I think you should just mind your own business. I wasn't going to KILL him. That's not who I am, and it'd be against the rules of this game anyway. I just can't stand seeing someone who LOOKS like one of my closest friends saying these terrible things."

Inspector Gadget was relatively unphased by Firestar's inane chattering. He'd walked this beat and handled situations like this dozens of times.

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/2688/gadgetthinkbe4.jpg

"Mmmhmm... sure you won't kill him, but what's a couple of counts of arson going to have you do? Oh, that's right. 10 to 20 in the state pen. You better watch where you're tossing those flames around."

He paused.

"Now, don't you look suspicious, Firebrand, just look at that smoldering cloak of the recently killed Duck Lord... it's obviously your firey handiwork. Mmmhmm... you might wanna cover your tracks better if you plan on killing non-Spider-People..."

Tommy

05-19-2008, 06:03 PM

***Voting is now over***

Please refrain from posting until the update.

Tommy

05-19-2008, 06:13 PM

“Well it seems everyone agrees that Waspinator is the Bad Guy.”

“Who?”

“Waspinator.”

“Who’s that?”

“The robot.”

“There’s a robot in this game?”

“More than one actually.”

“What’s a robot?”

“It’s this mechanical… The point is he’s the one they voted for.”

“Very well,” said Dr. Orpheus point at Marvin. “I BANI—“

“That’s not Waspinator.”

“Then who is it?”

“His name’s Marvin.”

“Has he been here since the start of the game?”

“Yes. He’s the little guy, the one who’s always depressed.”

“'kay then!” said Dr. Orpheus turning to Ironman, “I BANISH—“

“He’s not even a robot.”

“He looks like a robot.”

“I still don’t know what a robot is.”

“Well he’s not a robot. Waspinator is that guy over there,” Dr. Girlfriend said pointing.

“That’s a participant?” asked Dr. Orpheus “I thought that was some sort of MYSTICAL HOUSE PLANT!”

“Either way, that’s who they voted for.”

“Very well then! By the grim beings of the UPPER PLANES I BANISH YOU!”

Waspinator vanished in a puff of smoke.

“So was he a…”

“No.”

“Of course not! For anyone affiliated with the Horde is too smart to ever be found out!”

Meanwhile Firestar discovered some sort of gunk had crept into her gloves. Sighing she slid them off and wondered into the kitchen. She yelped as she found Panthro slumped over the sink. Naturally being concerned everyone rushed to her side.

“OH NO! SUCH FOUL DEEDS!” cried Dr. Orpheus. “But—what happened?”

“Okay, let me look at him, I’m a doctor,” said Dr. Girlfriend. She hefted the body onto the kitchen table and gave it a quick examination. “Here’s your problem,” she said shoving her arm into Panthro’s stiff mouth. “He choked on his—nunchuck things.” She pulled out the device. “I’m starting to see an M.O.”

“How TERRIBLE!”

“Made doubly so because Panthro was one of the Good Guys.”

“HAHAHA!” laughed Dolores, “Clearly the Horde is due to rise soon!”

***MEANWHILE IN MEXICO***

Waspinator pooffed out of the air, shortly followed by Panthro pooffing out of the ground. They might have said something had they not suddenly assaulted by twenty dirty children begging for money.

jobies201

05-19-2008, 06:20 PM

OOC: Good guys - Traitors?

Cthulhudrew

05-19-2008, 06:22 PM

“Okay, let me look at him, I’m a doctor,” said Dr. Girlfriend. She hefted the body onto the kitchen table and gave it a quick examination. “Here’s your problem,” she said shoving her arm into Panthro’s stiff mouth. “He choked on his—nunchuck things.” She pulled out the device. “I’m starting to see an M.O.”

Marvin regarded Panthro's corpse impassively. "Brilliant. I told him there wasn't any point in building the suit of armor." He glanced over at the Superior To Flesh Man. "I'm so glad I didn't waste the last several hours of my pitiful existence working on it."

"Does anyone else have a pointless task for me to perform? Or shall I just go and stick my head in the toilet?"

Tommy

05-19-2008, 06:22 PM

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a98/thanatos101b/xviitemplate-1-3.jpg

Players

Ben Morgan as... CLIFF HUXTABLE
Just a Shadow as... SPIDER-MAN
Joe Acro as BAMF
Froggy as MR. RICHFIELD
Hamboy as PUPPETMON
KamenRaida as WILE E. COYOTE
Deadpooligan as INSPECTOR GADGET
Radioactive Zombie as ED, EDD, AND EDDY
Schornforce as TEAM ROCKET
jobies201 as THE PUNISHER
Kevin M. as TAZ
Chris Lang as FIRESTAR
Donald M. as GOOFUS & GALLANT
DoctorDoom as STEPHEN LYNCH
OverMaster as TIMON AND PUMBAA
Knight Lancer as WHEELER
TangentMan as JAN MARVEL
Cthulhudrew as MARVIN THE PARANOID ANDROID
IronStarks as IRONMAN
IndigoAl as THUNDARR THE BARBARIAN
Gogo Yubari as SEÑOR SENIOR, JR. AND SHEGO
Superheroic as THE JUSTICE LORDS
BoosterBronze as ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN
Josh M. as DALE GRIBBLE

Dearly Departed

Troy-- Lungs missing
Jeanie-- Banished
Luxord-- Throat slit with a scalpel
Waspinator-- Banished
Panthro-- Choked on his weapon

Close to Being Eliminated Due To Inactivity

Encyclopedia Brown
Ironman
Wheeler
Taz
Ed, Edd & Eddy
Mr. Richfeild

OOC: Good Guys send me your guess, Bad Guys send me your kill, everyone else actually vote this round, since SUPERHEROIC didn't due a PSA last round he can do one this round, additionally Indigo Al is up for his, Voting is now open and will close at NOON ON WEDNESDAY.

Cthulhudrew

05-19-2008, 06:22 PM

OOC: Good guys - Traitors?

OOC: Good Guys = Agents. Panthro was one.

Chris Lang

05-19-2008, 06:29 PM

Meanwhile Firestar discovered some sort of gunk had crept into her gloves. Sighing she slid them off and wondered into the kitchen. She yelped as she found Panthro slumped over the sink. Naturally being concerned everyone rushed to her side.

“OH NO! SUCH FOUL DEEDS!” cried Dr. Orpheus. “But—what happened?”

“Okay, let me look at him, I’m a doctor,” said Dr. Girlfriend. She hefted the body onto the kitchen table and gave it a quick examination. “Here’s your problem,” she said shoving her arm into Panthro’s stiff mouth. “He choked on his—nunchuck things.” She pulled out the device. “I’m starting to see an M.O.”

“How TERRIBLE!”

“Made doubly so because Panthro was one of the Good Guys.”

“HAHAHA!” laughed Dolores, “Clearly the Horde is due to rise soon!”

Firestar glared at Dolores. "And you think that's a good thing?"

She stared at the body. "Okay, we need to find someone who could sneak up on Panthro and make him choke on his own weapon. And we still haven't found any of the bad guys."

She then heard Marvin's comment.

"Do you know what? I'm starting to wonder if the others are right about you. But I'm still not sure about you, so I'm going to try to consider other suspects."

jobies201

05-19-2008, 06:37 PM

OOC: Good Guys = Agents. Panthro was one.

OOC: I did stupid. :frown:

Thanks.

jobies201

05-19-2008, 06:39 PM

Firestar glared at Dolores. "And you think that's a good thing?"

She stared at the body. "Okay, we need to find someone who could sneak up on Panthro and make him choke on his own weapon. And we still haven't found any of the bad guys."

She then heard Marvin's comment.

"Do you know what? I'm starting to wonder if the others are right about you. But I'm still not sure about you, so I'm going to try to consider other suspects."

Punisher walks up to Firestar "I still tink it was da Justice Lowds. I mean, look how stwong dey awe mutey" The Punisher then pointed at them while jumping up and down and drooling.

GoGo Yubari

05-19-2008, 06:39 PM

"One of the only tolerable people in this stupid thing and they kill him? Stop the game, I want to get off."

Firestar glared at Dolores. "And you think that's a good thing?"

"Yeah, for those of you just tuning in, she works for the Horde. Or fangirls them. Same difference. Hey, Doc, are there signs the nunchaku were shoved down his throat or is this another fun example of whoever the guy who magically made that dweeb's lungs disappear messing with us again?"

darkkeeperjr

05-19-2008, 06:40 PM

Tommy

05-19-2008, 06:43 PM

"Yeah, for those of you just tuning in, she works for the Horde. Or fangirls them. Same difference. Hey, Doc, are there signs the nunchaku were shoved down his throat or is this another fun example of whoever the guy who magically made that dweeb's lungs disappear messing with us again?"

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a98/thanatos101b/dr_gf_and_monarch.jpg

"I believe they were shoved down his throat."

GoGo Yubari

05-19-2008, 06:50 PM

"Whiiiich means they've started playing it smart by doing something half of the people here could have done. Great."

Joe Acro

05-19-2008, 06:58 PM

The Bamf did not understand the Michael Jackson-related discussion.

Then the banishment and kill came. The whole thing frustrated him. He sternly spoke to the group.

"Okay, everyone! We need to get this right! When my whole race was captured by a weird shark guy named Shagreen, I didn't sit back and watch! I took action! We have to stop making wrong guesses or the evil sorcerer wins this time!

"Now wouldn't be a good time for me to vote, but I'm keeping my eyes on you, Justice people!"

He said the last sentence while eying the Justice Lords.

Superheroic

05-19-2008, 06:58 PM

OOC: Sorry Tommy. I never saw that PSA note. Besides, since someone had me photoshopping something I wouldn't have had time to do it anyways. :wink:

Tommy

05-19-2008, 07:02 PM

OOC: Sorry Tommy. I never saw that PSA note. Besides, since someone had me photoshopping something I wouldn't have had time to do it anyways. :wink:

OOC: Perfectly fine. :biggrin: No worries, just want to make sure everyone gets a turn.

Kevin M.

05-19-2008, 07:02 PM

"Taz vote for strange group of people" the animal said.

OOC: Vote for Team Rocket

KingofPie

05-19-2008, 07:04 PM

Waspinator pooffed out of the air, shortly followed by Panthro pooffing out of the ground. They might have said something had they not suddenly assaulted by twenty dirty children begging for money.

OOC: My computer is finally fixed! And....I'm in Mexico? Meh....

BIC: "Huh? Why izz Wazzzpinator suddenly in new place? Wazzpinator wazzn't traitor! Hmmm....."

Waspinator smirked. He The way he saw it, he could be ruling this place in no time...

Cthulhudrew

05-19-2008, 07:07 PM

She then heard Marvin's comment.

"Do you know what? I'm starting to wonder if the others are right about you. But I'm still not sure about you, so I'm going to try to consider other suspects."

The only response was a gurgling sound from the bathroom.

If one possessed a Babel fish, or similar pan-species linguistic device, one might have translated it thusly:

"Did it occur to you that one reason I'm still allowed to subsist in this awful world is because- as an ongoing target of suspicion- I continue to draw everyone's attention away from the real killers, and might buy them at least one more round to commit murder?"

Babel Fish: These tiny fish, placed inside one's ear, are able to telepathically translate languages between all known species.

Once very common in the galaxy, the popularity of the Babel fish is currently in decline. Instead, people seem to prefer the L337 Pigeon, which breaks down all known languages into easily communicated jargon phrases and abbreviations; terms such as "pwned" and "LOL" are commonly encountered. The rise of such translators is most widely attributed to the increasingly poor grammatic and linguistic skills of the galaxy's burgeoning youthful population, though some have suggested it is simply less disgusting than putting a tiny fish in one's ear and having to experience the discomfort of an all-day "wet willy."

Proponents of such theories discreetly avoid acknowledging the question of where they put their L337 Pigeons.

Superheroic

05-19-2008, 07:07 PM

Superman looked at Panthro. "So he was one of the good guys. That explains why he changed his vote from us in the first round."

"It's not fair," Hawkgirl said. "He was...noble...in his own way. A true warrior." Green Lantern put his arm around her.

"We'll find the Traitors, Shayera," Wonder Woman consoled her. "He was a good fighter and strong. It shouldn't be too hard to determine who has the skills to pull this off."

"It will be someone...out of character," J'onn said.

Tommy

05-19-2008, 07:10 PM

Voting

Team Rocket 1- Kevin M. (TAZ)

Close to Being Eliminated Due To Inactivity

Encyclopedia Brown
Ironman
Wheeler
Ed, Edd & Eddy
Mr. Richfeild

Voting closes at NOON ON WEDNESDAY.

Schornforce

05-19-2008, 07:24 PM

Jessie stormed angrily at Delores Umbridge, frightening two of her teammates in the process.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/AngryBobblehead.png

"GRRRRRRR.... I've had ENOUGH!!! Look here, you stupid old hag, just tell us who the traitors are so I can win and go home!!!"

"Jessie, calm down! You'll give yourself split ends!!!"

"Yeah, Jess, youse can't afford tah get any ugliah..."

"...

...

Oh, good one, Meowth."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/YellDummies.jpg

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! YOUDIRTYLITTLEBACKSTABBERS! WHYIOUGHTTA-- MANGYFLEABAGANDBRAINDEADJAMES!!!"

Fortunately for James and Meowth, someone cut off Jessie's rant...

"Taz vote for strange group of people" the animal said.

OOC: Vote for Team Rocket

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/WeCanJessie.jpg

"What?!! Hmph! I can see why no one would want a pokemon like YOU. All mouth and no brain.

First of all, droolmaster, NO ONE on our team could POSSIBLY do the lung thing to the crooner--"

"Why? Zac-- Troy.... Why?!!! *SOB*"

"Yeah, an' only part a' da reason is cuz we'd haveta put up wit' DAT all day! Ugh. PUTALIDONIT, WOULD'JA?!!!"

"Tell me about it...

Now, for that Panthro guy. True, we could have done that one, but come ON. Like any of US would put our hands NEAR that guy's mouth! EWWWWWW!!! We have our limits!"

"Face it, friends, murder wreaks havoc on our hair and nails. Plus, have you SEEN our outfits? I don't think we'd risk getting them dirty with something like this. No, fashion is over felonies in our Team Rocket handbook."

jobies201

05-19-2008, 07:33 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/AngryBobblehead.png

"You'we head got weally big..... Dat's weiwd."

Tommy

05-19-2008, 07:34 PM

Jessie stormed angrily at Delores Umbridge, frightening two of her teammates in the process.

"GRRRRRRR.... I've had ENOUGH!!! Look here, you stupid old hag, just tell us who the traitors are so I can win and go home!!!"

"Hem Hem! How rude!" said Dolores. "The Horde has ways of dealing with people like you. Avis Oppugno!" She waved her wand and a mass of birds flew out of it, attacking Jessie. "Eventually I hope everyone here becomes a little more enlightened and recognize that the Horde has all your best interests at heart."

BoosterBronze

05-19-2008, 07:41 PM

Encyclopedia Brown came running out from the corner, where he had quietly been working for some time, ignored by all and oblivious to the outside world in his deep concentration.

"I've figured it out!" he shouted. In his hand he proudly lifted a delicately colored flowchart mapping out all of the participants in the traitor game, with lines of yarn of various hues connecting them to eachother.

"It was simple really." Encyclopedia said, grinning broadly, "Once you looked at all of the evidence it becomes clear that PANTHRO is in fact one of the good guys!"

He smiled again, wating acolades and congratulations. Then his smile slowly faded as he looked around and took stock in the situation.

"Oh." He said, somewhat crestfallen, "Well... just because something is late doesn't mean it's wrong! It took the Vatican 500 years to admit the Earth revolved around the sun."

With that bit of wisdom he smiled knowingly, and started to make another flow chart.

jobies201

05-19-2008, 07:42 PM

Schornforce

05-19-2008, 07:42 PM

"Hem Hem! How rude!" said Dolores. "The Horde has ways of dealing with people like you. Avis Oppugno!" She waved her wand and a mass of birds flew out of it, attacking Jessie. "Eventually I hope everyone here becomes a little more enlightened and recognize that the Horde has all your best interests at heart."

The birds who managed to keep flying, despite Punisher's paintball shots attacked Jessie's hair relentlessly, snipping it quite voraciously. Seviper rushed to rescue its mistress--

But, y'know what?

...it wasn't really necessary.

"Sev... iper?"

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"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! MY HAAAAAAAAIR!!!!! JESSIE MAAAAAAAAAD!!!! JESSIE SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!"

So Jessie did what any calm, rational omniversal diva would do in such a crisis situation--

SHE BEAT THOSE BIRDS RIGHT THE F*** DOWN!!!! and ran charging at Dolores!!!

Schornforce

05-19-2008, 07:44 PM

"You'we head got weally big..... Dat's weiwd."

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"Poisonally, I'm more weirded out by Jimmy's expression...

Bizarre."

Tommy

05-19-2008, 07:49 PM

SHE BEAT THOSE BIRDS RIGHT THE F*** DOWN!!!! and ran charging at Dolores!!!

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As Jessie ran towards Dolores, obviously forgetting the magical shield Hordak placed around her, Dolores scoffed. "Hem Hem. I don't know who you think you are you lady, but the Horde will straighten you out. Densaugeo," she said while waving her wand. This particular curse caused whomever it hit to grow enormous teeth, not the most attractive state to be in.

jobies201

05-19-2008, 07:56 PM

BoosterBronze

05-19-2008, 07:57 PM

Before the birds could reach Jessie the Punisher shot his paintball gun rapidly hitting each one. "Stop attacking people meanie!"

Encyclopedia Brown wandered over to Penny Gadet, doing his best to brush the wrinkles out of his shirt. Smiling broadly he said, "Do you notice that Punisher reacts to just about everything with violence? Do you suppose that could be a clue?"

(Girls like guys who are good detectives)

Schornforce

05-19-2008, 07:59 PM

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As Jessie ran towards Dolores, obviously forgetting the magical shield Hordak placed around her, Dolores scoffed. "Hem Hem. I don't know who you think you are you lady, but the Horde will straighten you out. Densaugeo," she said while waving her wand. This particular curse caused whomever it hit to grow enormous teeth, not the most attractive state to be in.

Jessie, undeterred (and me without a pic of Jessie with giant chompers) tried unsuccessfully to gnaw on Umbridge's magic shield with her new oversized incisors, getting copious amounts of drool all over it.

"I-- geff yoo, yoo wiffered old wrinkle-crone *bite* *gnaw*" Jessie also uselessly kept pounding and kicking the shielding much to James and Meowth's embarrassment.

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"She just doesn't give up, does she?"

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"Ain't dat da tooth..."

jobies201

05-19-2008, 08:00 PM

Encyclopedia Brown wandered over to Penny Gadet, doing his best to brush the wrinkles out of his shirt. Smiling broadly he said, "Do you notice that Punisher reacts to just about everything with violence? Do you suppose that could be a clue?"

(Girls like guys who are good detectives)

"I know I weact with violence, but I only do it to teach bad guys a lesson. I ain't no Twaitow, you can bet youw butt on dat."

Schornforce

05-19-2008, 08:01 PM

With this the Punisher got really mad. "You gots no rights to attack people all the time you meany head! even if Jessie is evil you can't be such a bully!" The Punisher then shot Umbridge in the hand and when her guard was down he took her wand and snapped it in half. "Hahahahahaha! Dat'll teach you wight bully face!"

OOC: She has a magic shield, jobies, I don't think anything short of something REALLY powerful and probably magically based can get past it.

Jessie appreciates the chivalry, though. ;)

Schornforce

05-19-2008, 08:05 PM

After the latest kill and banishment took its toll, and the traditional player/Umbridge violence subsided (a bit, anyways), the time had come once more...

FOR A MUSICAL NUMBER!!!

(sung to the tune of... well, you'll figure it out.)

Here's the story, of a group of traitors,
Could one of them be our marvel, Jan
Is she really horrified by these murders,
Or is it all go-ing as planned?

It's the story of a lot of heroes
Trying to find the Bad Guys each round,
Is Jan among the truly good-hearted,
Our inquisitors are answer bound.

Then one day, the three Warners siblings had popped up
Questioning Jan Marvel solely on a hunch
The Warners prepared to ask her questions
That's why she was questioned by the Crazy Bunch!

The Crazy Bunch!
The Crazy Bunch!

Jan's interrogated by the Crazy Bunch!

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"Alright, Jan, you heard the song. You know the drill. Let's have fifteen seconds on the clock, please. We surveyed 100 people the following question. Top five answers are on