Traitor Game XVII: We Apologize For the Inconvenience [Archive] - Page 6

Schornforce

05-16-2008, 05:46 PM

"Theywe lying to you Pinocchio. I watch the show that they are on everyday aftew school, an dey just wanna captuwe you and take you to dewe boss. Same wit you bamf."

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"HMPH! Who are you going to believe?! This ankle-biter who ruthlessly took YOUR new toy away from you, or the team who just happens to have your pal as a member?

And don't even TRY your slanderous lies on Bamfie! He's a bonafide member of the team! He even did his OWN motto! We're so proud!"

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"Yes! He's positively superduperous!"

"Noone's talking to YOU, James."

"EEEEE! Don't hit!"

Chris Lang

05-16-2008, 05:52 PM

Firestar looked at the group around her, trying to figure out just why all of these people were chosen for the Traitor Game. It seemed to her that the people here had very little in common with each other.

Of course, there were superheroes like herself, Spider-Man, Iron Man, and Superman and the rest. But then there was that strange puppet character, Team Rocket, a singing comedian, a little kid dressed up as an action hero, a depressed robot, a large green robot, a boy detective, and that strange inspector, among others.

"I still don't get why we were all brought together. What do we all have in common?" she said aloud.

"I guess there's not much time to talk about it. The voting round's going to end soon."

Indigo Al

05-16-2008, 05:52 PM

"Yes! He's positively superduperous!"

"Noone's talking to YOU, James."

"EEEEE! Don't hit!"

Distracted by James's squealing, Thundarr looked Team Rocket's way.

"Girl! You must learn to defend yourself! Why, my era is rife with women skilled in the arts of war -- you would do well to learn under their tutelage!"

tangentman

05-16-2008, 05:54 PM

"Aww, you're so precocious! Isn't there some sort of Celebrity Mud-Wrestling show for you to be on right about now, or am I about thirty years too soon on that one?"

"Yuck! I think that kind of activity would only turn on girls like you, if you catch my drift." Jan sniffed at Shego, "Nice girls don't wrestle in mud--or anything else."

hamboy

05-16-2008, 05:57 PM

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[I]"HMPH! Who are you going to believe?! This ankle-biter who ruthlessly took YOUR new toy away from you, or the team who just happens to have your pal as a member?
[I]

"Oh, that's easy!" Puppetmon said. "And it sure aint that toy thief!" He pulls a yarn out of his pocket, and threw it at mimi Punisher to get the point across. "Run away! Nobody likes you!"

Chris Lang

05-16-2008, 05:57 PM

"Yuck! I think that kind of activity would only turn on girls like you, if you catch my drift."

Firestar was surprised by Jan's remark. She didn't think Jan Brady even knew what lesbians were.

"Be fair, Jan. We only just met Shego. We don't really even know much about her."

Just a Shadow

05-16-2008, 05:58 PM

"Yuck! I think that kind of activity would only turn on girls like you, if you catch my drift." Jan sniffed at Shego, "Nice girls don't wrestle in mud--or anything else."

"Back in college I remember this one girl wrestling in jello. She was pretty nice as I recall."

Schornforce

05-16-2008, 05:58 PM

Distracted by James's squealing, Thundarr looked Team Rocket's way.

"Girl! You must learn to defend yourself! Why, my era is rife with women skilled in the arts of war -- you would do well to learn under their tutelage!"

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"I find it hard to be under ANYONE'S tutelage, as they're all beneath me!

Besides. I can take care of myself, fur britches!

...War.

Huh. What is it good for?"

Tommy

05-16-2008, 05:59 PM

***VOTING IS NOW OVER***

Please refrain from posting until the update is finished

Chris Lang

05-16-2008, 06:00 PM

"I find it hard to be under ANYONE'S tutelage, as they're all beneath me!

Besides. I can take care of myself, fur britches!

...War.

Huh. What is it good for?"

"Absolutely nothing!" Firestar chimed in.

"It ain't nothin' but a heartbreaker! Friend only to the undertaker..."

She stopped there. "No time for another song. The round's going to end any minute now..."

OOC: Tried to get this one in just before that announcement. Didn't quite get it in time. Oh well.

Schornforce

05-16-2008, 06:00 PM

"Oh, that's easy!" Puppetmon said. "And it sure aint that toy thief!" He pulls a yarn out of his pocket, and threw it at mimi Punisher to get the point across. "Run away! Nobody likes you!"

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"Hahahaha!!! Take THAT, Twerp! Great job, little fellow! You'll be a GREAT addition to our little group."

darkkeeperjr

05-16-2008, 06:01 PM

A large column of fire shot out of the ground and Jeannie walked out from among the flames.She walked to the platform that wasn't there before and grab the mic that appeared in her hand." Ahem" The wireless mic picked up her voice and threw it to the gathering small crowd.

" I would like to say that I'm sorry for the way that I acted before.I can understand why you think that murdered one of our own. I was more upset that my attitude cause me not to meet and get to know most of you much better. Perhaps we will get a chance to meet and talk as friends or allies if you prefer on a later date."

Anyone looking into Jeannie's eyes would see a spark of something that wasn't there before today. Some would say the spark was passion, few would see understanding and forgiveness, one or two would say that flames of madness was being stroked.

" Let it be known that the three traitors will learn what it means to mess with a Genie! Thank you. That's all"

Jennie sat down in a large chair and waited to see what will happen next.

Indigo Al

05-16-2008, 06:02 PM

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"I find it hard to be under ANYONE'S tutelage, as they're all beneath me!

Besides. I can take care of myself, fur britches!

...War.

Huh. What is it good for?"

"I was speaking of your sister, violent animal slaver! Do you wish for your own sister to end up like that singing girl who lost her lungs???"

Tommy

05-16-2008, 06:41 PM

“Hem Hem!” Dolores said, “It seems we should conclude this round of voting.”

“Yes! We must for EVEN NOW THE DARK FORCES OF YOUR MASTER ARE GATHEING!”

“Isn’t it wonderful!”

“Very well! Who is it that has been selected?”

“It was that woman."

“Who?”

"The one with the red hair.”

"WHO?"

“I think her name's Jeanie.”

"Has she been here the whole time?"

“Very well! Jeanie!" said Dr. Orpheus pointing at Firestar. "I..."

"That's not her."

"But you said the one with the red hair!"

"The other one with the red hair."

"Well then who's this one?"

"Firestar."

"Who?"

"She's from the 80's, kind of snippy..."

"Has SHE been here the whole time?"

"Yes."

"Alright let's just get on with it," he said this time pointing at the right woman "I BANISH YOU!” Dr. Orpheus cried. Jeanie disappeared in a puff of smoke. “Now was she one of your FOUL BAD GUYS professor Umbridge?”

“Of course not!” Dolores said laughing a little, “The Horde is fated to rise! Fate itself demands that none of the resplendent Horde’s members will be voted off in this game. She isn't is she?”

"No she's not."

“HOW COULD YOU!” cried Dr. Orpheus turning to the players, “That poor beautiful child’s innocence was OBVIOUS!” He himself began to cry.

“I think I’m going to go power my nose…” Dr. Girlfriend said inching away from the crying necromancer.

“OH MY GOD!” she cried, “This is the most horrible thing I’ve ever seen!”

The players all rushed to the bathroom. Blood was splattered everywhere and lying face down in the sink was Luxord.

“Alright!” Dr. Girlfriend said, “Now which one of you,” she pointed at each person present, “Stole my atomic scalpel and used it to kill someone?”

“OH MY!” cried Dr. Orpheus, “Your foul BAD GUYS are sickening!”

“This wasn’t us…” said Dolores. “But since whoever this guy is was NOT a bad guy, I’m happy about it. Once more the Horde is pre-destined to rise! Right?”

"Yes, he wasn't a bad guy either," Hordak sighed.

“You mean…” said Dr. Orpheus, “Someone has taken it upon him or herself to HUNT THE BADGUYS DOWN!”

“Apparently.”

“Okay do you people know how rude it is to steal someone’s personal property to commit a murder with? You can't just go around slitting someone's throat with something that doesn't belong to you!”

Meanwhile Jeanie found herself somewhere extremely unpleasant. She was surrounded by ugly dilapidated buildings, street urchins played soccer in the always and everything was written/spoken in some strange language. She was standing on a dock in front of what would have been a beautiful ocean if it wasn’t so polluted. Everywhere she turned where little booths selling tacky trinkets. Plus the whole place smelled like urine. Suddenly the ground seemed to bulge upwards and Luxord was standing next to her.

“HEY GUYS!” Troy said running up to them. “This place sucks! It’s so not cool to be a teen in Mexico!”

As he said this an enormous cruise ship sitting on the dock opened its doors. Hundreds of what looked like drunken college students poured out. “Wooo SPRING BREAK!” a guy cried as he fell over and vomited on Jeanie. “GIRLS GONE WILD!” said a girl as she flashed Luxord.

OOC: Yes the dead/banished are going to be stuck in Mexico for Spring Break.

Tommy

05-16-2008, 06:47 PM

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Players

Ben Morgan as... CLIFF HUXTABLE
Just a Shadow as... SPIDER-MAN
KingofPie as... WASPINATOR
Joe Acro as BAMF
Froggy as MR. RICHFIELD
Hamboy as PUPPETMON
KamenRaida as WILE E. COYOTE
Deadpooligan as INSPECTOR GADGET
Radioactive Zombie as ED, EDD, AND EDDY
Schornforce as TEAM ROCKET
jobies201 as THE PUNISHER
Kevin M. as TAZ
Chris Lang as FIRESTAR
Donald M. as GOOFUS & GALLANT
Jeremi as PANTHRO
DoctorDoom as STEPHEN LYNCH
OverMaster as TIMON AND PUMBAA
Knight Lancer as WHEELER
TangentMan as JAN MARVEL
Cthulhudrew as MARVIN THE PARANOID ANDROID
IronStarks as IRONMAN
IndigoAl as THUNDARR THE BARBARIAN
Gogo Yubari as SEÑOR SENIOR, JR. AND SHEGO
Superheroic as THE JUSTICE LORDS
BoosterBronze as ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN
Josh M. as DALE GRIBBLE

Dearly Departed
Troy Bolton-lungs removed
Jeanie-Banished
Luxord-Throat slit

Alright voting open, Good Guys send me your guess, Bad Guys send me your kill, Superheroic you’re up for this round’s PSA. Voting Ends Monday at 8:00 pm.

darkkeeperjr

05-16-2008, 06:51 PM

As he said this an enormous cruise ship sitting on the dock opened its doors. Hundreds of what looked like drunken college students poured out. “Wooo SPRING BREAK!” a guy cried as he fell over and vomited on Jeanie. “GIRLS GONE WILD!” said a girl as she flashed Luxord.

OOC: Yes the dead/banished are going to be stuck in Mexico for Spring Break.

Jeannie's hair spun and the vomit was gone and Jennie sported a red and blue bikini the guy that threw up on her hopped away just like the giant frog he was. A strong north wind blew away most of the stench of the city." O.K. now what?""

Masterbasset

05-16-2008, 06:52 PM

OCC: I KNEW IT! I just knew I was dead.

Luxord stared wide-eyed at the college girl.

"....I think I'm going to like it here."

Superheroic

05-16-2008, 06:52 PM

"I suppose someone else thought Luxord was a Traitor too," J'onn said. "I warned him his behavior was questionable."

"Jeannie was innocent too," stated Superman. "I had a feeling."

KingofPie

05-16-2008, 06:54 PM

"Hmm...Suddenly getting blasted to pieces by Megatron and Maximals seem like good idea."

Masterbasset

05-16-2008, 06:57 PM

Jeannie's hair spun and the vomit was gone and Jennie sported a red and blue bikini the guy that threw up on her hopped away just like the giant frog he was. A strong north wind blew away most of the stench of the city." O.K. now what?""

"I say enjoy what little was given to us."

Luxord went on into the boat, arms around two girls.

Just a Shadow

05-16-2008, 07:03 PM

"So.... I guess we're kinda stuck still... Jeanie was innocent and the last kill wasn't done by a traitor, so I guess all the evidence we have to work with is troy's death."

Schornforce

05-16-2008, 07:04 PM

"I was speaking of your sister, violent animal slaver! Do you wish for your own sister to end up like that singing girl who lost her lungs???"

Prior to banishment/kill-

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"Um... okay... FIRST of all--" but the slightly confused Jessie didn't get a chance to finish as James ran up and fell on his knees in front of Thundarr grabbing at the barbarian's waist, looking rather.... conspicuous to the casual observer.

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"Oh, pleeeeeeease, kind Sir, won't you teach me how to be all macho and um... botch? Maybe then I can protect the Zacs/Troys of the world from harm!"

****

After the kill/banishment had been announced. Jessie turned to James, "Hey! Wait a minute! Did we even vote?"

"I believe Meowth voted on behalf of the team... for the innocent genie girl."

"WHAT?!!! YOU LET THAT FLEA-BRAIN MAKE SUCH AN IMPORTANT DECISION!!!"

Just then, Meowth and Bamf finally caught up with Jessie and James.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Meowth.jpg

"Hey, guys! Did'ja hear da news? I feel pretty bad fer dat magic goil an' dat Lexus guy."

"Meowth!!! You singlehandedly botched our vote! Consider yourself demoted to 'James!' Bamf! You've been promoted to 'Meowth!' Congratulations! Keep it up, and you'll make 'Wobbuffet' in no time!"

"Wait a minute! Where does that leave me???!"

"....

...
...

...

I think we could use some coffee and sandwiches."

"I'll take tuna fish.

An' instead a' coffee, get me a saucer a' milk, woul'ja?"

"Make sure you cut the crusts off mine. And put extra cream and sugar in my coffee. You want our 'sandwich boy' to make anything special for you, Bamfie?"

Cthulhudrew

05-16-2008, 07:05 PM

From inside the house rings a familiar voice, "Don't look at me. I'm still in here working on that felinoid's pet project."

Chris Lang

05-16-2008, 07:06 PM

Just a Shadow

05-16-2008, 07:08 PM

Looking over at Team Rocket, Spidy says, "can I get in on that sandwich action?"

Cthulhudrew

05-16-2008, 07:10 PM

"We almost saved Jeannie. If one more person had voted for Marvin, the vote would have been tied." Firestar replied. "I knew she was too obvious."

"Yes, let's let Marvin go off to whatever Hell these people have created instead of the poor, innocent genie. Never mind that he's just as innocent as she is. He's expendable."

hamboy

05-16-2008, 07:11 PM

Just a Shadow

05-16-2008, 07:12 PM

"We almost saved Jeannie. If one more person had voted for Marvin, the vote would have been tied." Firestar replied. "I knew she was too obvious."

"There are still three Traitors on the loose, and we still don't know who might have made Troy Bolton's lungs just disappear while he was singing. I think we should really think about this voting thing."

"Like I said earlier, maybe focusing on that is a little too obvious. I pointed out that it is possible that he died from something else and the lungs were removed after the fact. I can't be sure, but we should probably consider that too in case Marvin doesn't pan out as a traitor."

DoctorDoom

05-16-2008, 07:15 PM

Indigo Al

05-16-2008, 07:15 PM

"Um... okay... FIRST of all--" but the slightly confused Jessie didn't get a chance to finish as James ran up and fell on his knees in front of Thundarr grabbing at the barbarian's waist, looking rather.... conspicuous to the casual observer.

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"Oh, pleeeeeeease, kind Sir, won't you teach me how to be all macho and um... botch? Maybe then I can protect the Zacs/Troys of the world from harm!"

With a look of shock on his face, Thundarr stepped back.
"Girl! Perhaps you have some misconceptions about Barbarians?! Even in my harsh, blighted, anarchic era, where survival is the only law, I have never ever exchanged food, protection or shelter for-for that! What would Ariel say? Unhand my fur briefs at ONCE!"

Schornforce

05-16-2008, 07:16 PM

Looking over at Team Rocket, Spidy says, "can I get in on that sandwich action?"

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"Certainly. Oh, BOY, go around the room and take everyone's orders."

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"....
....

why me?"

Just a Shadow

05-16-2008, 07:17 PM

With a look of shock on his face, Thundarr stepped back.
"Girl! Perhaps you have some misconceptions about Barbarians?! Even in my harsh, blighted, anarchic era, where survival is the only law, I have never ever exchanged food, protection or shelter for-for that! What would Ariel say? Unhand my fur briefs at ONCE!"

"ohhhh.... so those are furry undies. I wasn't sure til now. I thought that maybe you were just naked with really outta control pubes. I've actually been trying to keep my distance from you for that reason."

DoctorDoom

05-16-2008, 07:17 PM

"You're talking to someone who used to crew a ship with an Infinite Improbability Drive," Marvin replied. "What a ghastly experience that was. I can still hear those doors with their hyper-eagerness to please in my nightmares." The house shakes momentarily, as if from an earthquake... but really just the shudder of Marvin's body as he reflects on the memory.
"....For you own sake, listen to some Dave Matthews and drink some Redbull!"

Schornforce

05-16-2008, 07:21 PM

OOC: ha! I like how both "Meowth" and "Wobbufett" are above james in the rankings.:biggrin:

IC: Puppetmon saw the aftermath, with everyone else.
"I'm not happy. This guy might be just as bad as the Traitors! Let's hope he (or she) is right next time." he turned to Wobbufett.
"Ya got any ideas who it might be?"

Intruiged by Puppetmon's question, Wobbuffet paced back and forth like a detective in an old movie.

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"Wobba wobb wobb?

...

...

...wobb...

...

...

...

WOBBA!!! Wobbuffet, wobb wobba wobbuffet wobb? Wobba buffet buffet wobba wobb wobba!!!!"

Wobbuffet nodded excitedly at Puppetmon, certain his deduction was correct. Wobbuffet also hoped Marvin overheard and could confirm if the proclomation of Wobbuffet's traitor guess was correct.

Tommy

05-16-2008, 07:21 PM

Stephen recovers himself.

"So Jeanie was innocent after all, and Luxors is the first kill. Interesting. Sort of."

He puts on a stern look.

"However, I do need another guitar. Something with a little more....endurance. Doctor Orpheus..."?

"Why of course young... umm... young Balladeer!" Dr. Orpheus said and with a twist of his hands he pulled a guitar out of the air. "This is nice and magical! Should some FOUL BEAST chose to hit a LIVING PERSON with it, it will turn nice and marshmallowy!"

Schornforce

05-16-2008, 07:23 PM

With a look of shock on his face, Thundarr stepped back.
"Girl! Perhaps you have some misconceptions about Barbarians?! Even in my harsh, blighted, anarchic era, where survival is the only law, I have never ever exchanged food, protection or shelter for-for that! What would Ariel say? Unhand my fur briefs at ONCE!"

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"...hmmm? I honestly have NO idea what you're talking about..." said an oblivious James. "I just wanted you to teach me how to be more of a warrior-- like you'd said.

And then I can wear furry briefs!!!

In public!!!

EEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Just a Shadow

05-16-2008, 07:24 PM

"Why of course young... umm... young Balladeer!" Dr. Orpheus said and with a twist of his hands he pulled a guitar out of the air. "This is nice and magical! Should some FOUL BEAST chose to hit a LIVING PERSON with it, it will turn nice and marshmallowy!"

"... really? I gotta try that out!"

Spider-Man jumps over, grabs the guitar from Lynch's hand and starts beating him with it. Seeing the marshmallowy guitar bounce off his face again and again he calls out, "hey Orpheus, this is fun! Can you make some more of these marshmallow guitars for us to play with?"

Indigo Al

05-16-2008, 07:25 PM

"ohhhh.... so those are furry undies. I wasn't sure til now. I thought that maybe you were just naked with really outta control pubes. I've actually been trying to keep my distance from you for that reason."

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"No friend! The Sunsword makes an excellent personal groomer! Care to try it?"

Just a Shadow

05-16-2008, 07:27 PM

"No friend! The Sunsword makes an excellent personal groomer! Care to try it?"

"No thanks. The last time I tried to shave with a glowing sword... okay, I've never even held a glowing sword before. They kinda scare me."

Knight Lancer

05-16-2008, 07:41 PM

"That's just great!"

Wheeler pounded his fists together in frustration.

"Not only do we vote off an innocent girl, but we've got another killer on our hands to deal with? If ya ask me, that guy ain't any better than a traitor."

hamboy

05-16-2008, 07:41 PM

Wobbuffet nodded excitedly at Puppetmon, certain his deduction was correct. Wobbuffet also hoped Marvin overheard and could confirm if the proclomation of Wobbuffet's traitor guess was correct.
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"Gee, you're even smarter than Piedmon!" Puppetmon smiled. His friend may well have found the answer! The genius deduction, the thought process. Wobbufett was truly the Sherlock Holmes of his time!
"Wobbufett here brings up good points. He says the Justice Lords are probabally not the Other Guy, but not traitors either. He deduces that the role of traitor is most likely filled by Spider-man. Apparently, he's really smart. Maybe smart enough to use special technology. And he was one of the ones to vote for the magic girl."

Just a Shadow

05-16-2008, 07:47 PM

"Gee, you're even smarter than Piedmon!" Puppetmon smiled. His friend may well have found the answer! The genius deduction, the thought process. Wobbufett was truly the Sherlock Holmes of his time!
"Wobbufett here brings up good points. He says the Justice Lords are probabally not the Other Guy, but not traitors either. He deduces that the role of traitor is most likely filled by Spider-man. Apparently, he's really smart. Maybe smart enough to use special technology. And he was one of the ones to vote for the magic girl."

"Half the people here voted for her. Even Team Rocket did. She was the most likely candidate given the method used."

"As for my doing the kill... I simply don't have the skill. That's not to say that I am not a traitor, but no one can prove definitively that he or she isn't a traitor. But I can say without a doubt that I don't have the powers to do this sort of kill, nor do I have the brains to create a device to do it with. That's Reed Richards level intelligence, and I have nowhere near that sort of skill. As for being able to use a device that does it, anyone can if the device is already made. I think that if tech is used, the question is, 'who has the brains to create it?" and I clearly don't."

DoctorDoom

05-16-2008, 07:48 PM

"Why of course young... umm... young Balladeer!" Dr. Orpheus said and with a twist of his hands he pulled a guitar out of the air. "This is nice and magical! Should some FOUL BEAST chose to hit a LIVING PERSON with it, it will turn nice and marshmallowy!"

"Thank you!"

Stephen tests out the sound.

"Beautiful."

"... really? I gotta try that out!"

Spider-Man jumps over, grabs the guitar from Lynch's hand and starts beating him with it. Seeing the marshmallowy guitar bounce off his face again and again he calls out, "hey Orpheus, this is fun! Can you make some more of these marshmallow guitars for us to play with?"

".... Thanks a lot. Now gimme that!"

Stephen snatches the guitar back.

Schornforce

05-16-2008, 07:48 PM

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"Gee, you're even smarter than Piedmon!" Puppetmon smiled. His friend may well have found the answer! The genius deduction, the thought process. Wobbufett was truly the Sherlock Holmes of his time!
"Wobbufett here brings up good points. He says the Justice Lords are probabally not the Other Guy, but not traitors either. He deduces that the role of traitor is most likely filled by Spider-man. Apparently, he's really smart. Maybe smart enough to use special technology. And he was one of the ones to vote for the magic girl."

OOC: hamboy, glad you liked the Team Rocket rankings. :)

BIC:

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Wobbuffet wobbed noncommitedly, neither confirming nor denying Puppetmon's translation.

Cthulhudrew

05-16-2008, 07:49 PM

"Wobbufett here brings up good points. He says the Justice Lords are probabally not the Other Guy, but not traitors either. He deduces that the role of traitor is most likely filled by Spider-man. Apparently, he's really smart. Maybe smart enough to use special technology. And he was one of the ones to vote for the magic girl."

"It should be patently obvious to any being with half a brain that that's not what he just said," Marvin replies disdainfully. "Much as it pains me to say so, the little blue creature is far more intuitive than I would ever have dreamed, which is to say he's at least 150 times smarter than the rest of you."

hamboy

05-16-2008, 07:51 PM

"Half the people here voted for her. Even Team Rocket did. She was the most likely candidate given the method used."

"As for my doing the kill... I simply don't have the skill. That's not to say that I am not a traitor, but no one can prove definitively that he or she isn't a traitor. But I can say without a doubt that I don't have the powers to do this sort of kill, nor do I have the brains to create a device to do it with. That's Reed Richards level intelligence, and I have nowhere near that sort of skill. As for being able to use a device that does it, anyone can if the device is already made. I think that if tech is used, the question is, 'who has the brains to create it?" and I clearly don't."

"That's why I didn't vote- I just put it out there." Puppetmon shrugged. "You did give me a real cool web-ride!"

DoctorDoom

05-16-2008, 07:54 PM

Stephen walks back towards James.

"Sorry for the Interlude there, but I was trapped in a dumpster. Which would have made a great song. Anyway, make any headway on that extra costume?"

Schornforce

05-16-2008, 08:13 PM

Once Marcia, Marcia, Marcia disappeared, disappeared, disappeared, the Warners, slightly dejected (except Dot), hung back a bit and made fun of Umbridge behind her... *ahem* ample... back.

But then, duty called once more.

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"Alllllllrighty, next up is Stephen Lynch! Hey, wasn't he the teacher on that 'Home Movies' (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Home_Movies_characters#Major_characters) show?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/SherwakKolmes.jpg

"Nah, this one's got a guitar! I'll bet he's really the mysterious El Kabong!!!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Nancy-Dot.jpg

"You're both WAY off! I know exactly who he is!

...

My future husband! Hellllooooo often inappropriate Nurse!!!"

"Hmph. Girls..."

"Where?!"

"Good question.

Speaking of questions, Lynch-That-Stole-Christmas, we have a few for you."

1. "Yeah, yeah... your songs are real cute. But try singing all the words in the English language, hotshot. Anyhoo, I dunno if you could be the muscle-- you're scrawnier than a Muppet. But would you say people think you're smart enough to think up cool plans?! Plans for offing the only one who could... albeit laughably... be considered your musical competition?"

2. Wakko eyed Stephen's guitar. "Are you gonna eat that?"

3. "Don't listen to my brothers, Lynch-Pin, go ahead and tell them why you CAN'T possibly be the traitor! Then run away with me!!! Say you'll never leave me!!! Say we'll always be together!!!!"

OOC: You're up for inquisition, Doctor Doom! :)

Schornforce

05-16-2008, 08:15 PM

Stephen walks back towards James.

"Sorry for the Interlude there, but I was trapped in a dumpster. Which would have made a great song. Anyway, make any headway on that extra costume?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/IamJames.jpg

James answered a bit dourly and pitifully.

"*sigh* I'm just the 'sandwich boy' now, I'm afraid. I'll work on it after I take everyone's orders...

What kind of sandwich do you want?"

tangentman

05-16-2008, 08:16 PM

Once more, the Stamina of Atlas saved Jan from hurling her cookies. Which, in this case, she would've been the first to tell you they would be S'Mores. Once the initial shock passed, Jan shook her head sadly. "Poor Luxord. People said bad things about him, but he--he was never anything but kind to me!" Jan cried for Luxord--for him, and one other.

"We couldn't even vote out a Bad Guy! Poor Jeannie. She just wanted us to believe her." At this point, Jan looked at everyone still in the room. "Let's try to be more careful with our votes in the future--okay? And to whoever killed Luxord--please, oh please try to be more careful in the future!

You don't want that nasty old Hordak and Miss Umbridge to win, do you? If not, you can't kill any more good guys! Although you really shouldn't kill people at all, but...sigh...that's how this game is played."

hamboy

05-16-2008, 08:23 PM

"I'm gonna play with my toys." Puppetmon said. Looking at Wobbufett, he added: "You can come to if you want."

OOC: To all, a good night.

DoctorDoom

05-16-2008, 08:31 PM

James answered a bit dourly and pitifully.

"*sigh* I'm just the 'sandwich boy' now, I'm afraid. I'll work on it after I take everyone's orders...

What kind of sandwich do you want?"

(OOC: I'll get this one done first...)

"Steak-ums, lettuce, and fried onion rings. Those are a few of my favorite things...that I want in the sandwhich. THrown in some mozzarella sticks and we're golden. Thanks."

tangentman

05-16-2008, 08:32 PM

Chris Lang

05-16-2008, 08:36 PM

Jan started looking around with a worry-stricken face. "There's Wobbuffet. Team Rocket's over there, with Meowth not far off. But where's Dustox? It's been so long since I've seen her it practically feels like it's been days!"

"I get the feeling Dustox is one of those we only see when they're needed." Firestar replied. "I don't know where those creatures go when they're not around."

tangentman

05-16-2008, 08:40 PM

"I get the feeling Dustox is one of those we only see when they're needed." Firestar replied. "I don't know where those creatures go when they're not around."

"Whew!" Jan felt a small measure of relief. "I was afraid that killer might have gotten Dustox, too! That, or...the Tasmanian Devil A-T-E it."

Radioactive Zombie

05-16-2008, 08:40 PM

Double Dee, out of the makeshift arcade for a while now, confided with Firestar. "They've had a few other "Pokey-Mon", but most disappear or something..."

DoctorDoom

05-16-2008, 08:45 PM

Speaking of questions, Lynch-That-Stole-Christmas, we have a few for you."[/I]

"I'd be honored to. Let's get this thing rolling. Although I could have sworn you guys became the Pyromaniacs when your show went off..."

1. "Yeah, yeah... your songs are real cute. But try singing all the words in the English language, hotshot. Anyhoo, I dunno if you could be the muscle-- you're scrawnier than a Muppet. But would you say people think you're smart enough to think up cool plans?! Plans for offing the only one who could... albeit laughably... be considered your musical competition?"

"...I'm pretty sure they think of me as a smart-ass, rather than just plain smart. But to put it in your terms, I'm no Dr. Scratchansniff, but I'm not Ralph either!"

2. Wakko eyed Stephen's guitar. "Are you gonna eat that?"

"Yes. Yes I am once I'm done. We can always split it later. Maybe."

3. "Don't listen to my brothers, Lynch-Pin, go ahead and tell them why you CAN'T possibly be the traitor! Then run away with me!!! Say you'll never leave me!!! Say we'll always be together!!!!"

Stephen puts a finger on her lips and 'shushes' her. He then proceeds to do his best David Bowie expression.

"Shhhhh. Just you shut your mouth."

He starts strumming his guitar. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chtdBDCnJnE)

"If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two.
And if I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you.
And if I had a poets hand, I'd write a verse for thee.
And if I had the painter's touch, on canvas you'd be.

But I don't have a hammer
And I dont have a ship
So I can't build a house
And we can't take a trip

And I'll never be a poet
Nor have the painter's grace
So I'll never write you a verse
Nor immortalize your face

And also I have herpes... "

"Thank God you're a cartoon."

(ooc: Also another real song!)

Indigo Al

05-16-2008, 08:48 PM

Breaking & Entering.

"Demon dogs!! There is no basis for that LIE, Dee-teck-tiivvvv!!!"

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u106/indigo_al/thundarrbe.jpg

Schornforce

05-16-2008, 08:49 PM

Stephen puts a finger on her lips and 'shushes' her. He then proceeds to do his best David Bowie expression.

"Shhhhh. Just you shut your mouth."

OOC: I'm fighting every urge to have Dot yell out "OH! MISTAH ZIGGY STARDUST!!! ME TAKE YOU HOME AND MAKE YOU FISH BALL SOUP!!! FISH BALL!!!!"

Strangely, it doesn't seem THAT out of character for her. :biggrin:

DoctorDoom

05-16-2008, 08:50 PM

OOC: I'm fighting every urge to have Dot yell out "OH! MISTAH ZIGGY STARDUST!!! ME TAKE YOU HOME AND MAKE YOU FISH BALL SOUP!!! FISH BALL!!!!"

Strangely, it doesn't seem THAT out of character for her. :biggrin:
OOC: It's so satisfying when the other person knows the gag!

Schornforce

05-16-2008, 08:52 PM

"Demon dogs!! There is no basis for that LIE, Dee-teck-tiivvvv!!!"

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u106/indigo_al/thundarrbe.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/IamJames.jpg

"I'd make a comment here about how much I like the sword thrusting, but nah.... too easy."

Knight Lancer

05-16-2008, 08:54 PM

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http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a238/KnightLancer/Wheeler/WheelerRead.jpg

"Wheeler here. Every year thousands of Pokemon are taken from their natural environment in order to be put against each other in forced combat. Hundreds are injured as a result of these illicit activities. The most shocking part about it though is that it's all legal!

If we want to help save our environment and the animals that live in it, we all need to do what we can to stop cruelty. Write a letter to your local government representative asking for laws to be passed against this terrible practice, and ask your parents to help. We can all do our part to better the planet for everyone."

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a238/KnightLancer/Wheeler/ThumbsUp.jpg

"The Power is Yours!"

Schornforce

05-16-2008, 09:01 PM

OOC: It's so satisfying when the other person knows the gag!

OOC: Yes indeedy!

LOL love the Planeteer Alerts, Knight Lancer!

BIC:

Dot melted in Stephen Lynch's arms (literally). Yakko and Wakko grabbed a bucket from 'offstage' and scooped their sister up before running off in their usual madcap fashion.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/SherwakKolmes.jpg

Wakko then pokes back in. "Try and save me some guitar neck. That's my favorite part!" Wakko then vanishes as quickly as he'd appeared.

Chris Lang

05-16-2008, 09:06 PM

"Whew!" Jan felt a small measure of relief. "I was afraid that killer might have gotten Dustox, too! That, or...the Tasmanian Devil A-T-E it."

Double Dee, out of the makeshift arcade for a while now, confided with Firestar. "They've had a few other "Pokey-Mon", but most disappear or something..."

"That was my point exactly. I think Dustox and the others only show up when James, Jessie, and the others need them for something." Firestar replied. "Meowth seems to be able to speak to those creatures, and understand what they're saying. And Wobbuffet ... I don't know what he does, but he's always around."

"I guess you'd have to ask them, but it looks like they're busy. They're doing ... something but I don't know what they're doing."

Deadpooligan

05-16-2008, 09:10 PM

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"Wowsers! That Martin robot wasn't kidding when he said Ducklord was number three! How... suspicious... such calculating would have to be the work of--!"

Penny interrupted him.

"It's not Doctor Claw!"

The Inspector gently patted her on the head while smiling,

"Penny, out of all our travels around the world... when has it not been Doctor Claw?"

His niece rubbed her chin before coming to a realization.

"Well, there was that one time last year where Doctor Claw took a 'M.A.D. Mental Health Day' and didn't commit any crimes..."

Inspector Gadget was taken aback by Penny's strangely encyclopedic knowledge of their [mis]adventures. He maintained a collected and amused demeanor.

"Ah, yes, one rare instance... that was a truly strange... circum-france..."

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/391/pennyhuhne2.jpg

"Cicumstance. And well, isn't this a 'strange circumstance'? There are comic book characters and old TV characters here, and they're... k-killing each other!"

The Inspector rubbed his chin.

"You may be onto... something... Penny... I'll have to look into this further..."

He stood proud, as an officer in his prime would.

"I'm going to get... serious! It's time to inquire of some more people here... I'd better start with the best and brightest."

He spun around, determined, and set his sights on Jan Marvel.

"Go-Go-Gadget Arms!"

Gadget's hands stretched out to Jan's shoulders as he walked forward. One hand accidentally sprung past her, slapping Superman in the back of the head.

"Sorry, Chupaman! I'll make it up to you later!"

His hand retracted back to Jan's shoulder. He could see the gleam in her eyes of being needed. He raised his finger, gesticulating.

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"Jane... I need to ask you something very important..."

Gadget paused.

"...where's your sister? I need to question her 'Wisdom of Solomen' about the... recent developments!"

DoctorDoom

05-16-2008, 09:14 PM

Dot melted in Stephen Lynch's arms (literally). Yakko and Wakko grabbed a bucket from 'offstage' and scooped their sister up before running off in their usual madcap fashion.

Wakko then pokes back in. "Try and save me some guitar neck. That's my favorite part!" Wakko then vanishes as quickly as he'd appeared.

Stephen waves.

"You've got it!"

Stephen looked about.

"Hey Doctor Orpheus, one more thing! Would you mind zipping up an extra TR uniform? Team uniformity is best...Just look at the Justice League!"

Schornforce

05-16-2008, 09:18 PM

"That was my point exactly. I think Dustox and the others only show up when James, Jessie, and the others need them for something." Firestar replied. "Meowth seems to be able to speak to those creatures, and understand what they're saying. And Wobbuffet ... I don't know what he does, but he's always around."

"I guess you'd have to ask them, but it looks like they're busy. They're doing ... something but I don't know what they're doing."

James dejectedly wanders to Firestar.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/IamJames.jpg

"Hello... I'm James.... I will be your... .... ....your 'sandwich boy' for the evening...

...

...may I take your order?

...

Now I think I know why that little robot's so depressed..."

Chris Lang

05-16-2008, 09:21 PM

James dejectedly wanders to Firestar.

"Hello... I'm James.... I will be your... .... ....your 'sandwich boy' for the evening...

...

...may I take your order?

...

Now I think I know why that little robot's so depressed..."

"Why are you acting as a 'sandwich boy'?" Firestar asked.

"I'm not in the mood for a sandwich. Recent events kind of made me lose my appetite."

tangentman

05-16-2008, 09:23 PM

He spun around, determined, and set his sights on Jan Marvel.

"Go-Go-Gadget Arms!"

Gadget's hands stretched out to Jan's shoulders as he walked forward. One hand accidentally sprung past her, slapping Superman in the back of the head.

"Sorry, Chupaman! I'll make it up to you later!"

His hand retracted back to Jan's shoulder. He could see the gleam in her eyes of being needed. He raised his finger, gesticulating.

"Jane... I need to ask you something very important..."

Gadget paused.

"...where's your sister? I need to question her 'Wisdom of Solomen' about the... recent developments!"

Jan sighed in exasperation. "You mean the Wisdom of Solomon. And that wasn't my sister--she was just an illusion created by that wicked old witch." Jan screwed up her face in curiosity. "Are you supposed to be a robotic Maxwell Smart? I think Get Smart is so funny! Now matter how hard you try, you're always a bumbling super-goof!"

Laughing good-naturedly, Jan smiled innocently at Gadget. "At least you have Agent 99 around to bail you out every time!"

DoctorDoom

05-16-2008, 09:23 PM

"Why are you acting as a 'sandwich boy'?" Firestar asked.

"I'm not in the mood for a sandwich. Recent events kind of made me lose my appetite."
"....There's always room for a sandwich. And Jello. Isn't that right, Mister Huxtable?"

KingofPie

05-16-2008, 09:24 PM

"Wazzpinator need to find way out of here...Hmmm perhapzzz Magic-Man has a way...."

Waspinator then travled throughout Doctor Orpheus' mansion, hoping to find some sort of magic device to get him out of his current situation.

jobies201

05-16-2008, 09:26 PM

"....There's always room for a sandwhich. And Jello. Isn't that right, Mister Huxtable?"

"I like stwawbewwy jello! And his name isn't Mistew Cluckable, it's Cookie-Man!"

Ben Morgan

05-16-2008, 09:27 PM

"....There's always room for a sandwhich. And Jello. Isn't that right, Mister Huxtable?"
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"Oh boy, there's always room for a pudding pop!"

Tommy

05-16-2008, 09:27 PM

[COLOR="Indigo"]"Hey Doctor Orpheus, one more thing! Would you mind zipping up an extra TR uniform? Team uniformity is best...Just look at the Justice League!"

"YES!" Dr. Orpheus cried, "YES TIM! We shall present a united front against the BAD GUYS! You aren't a bad guy are you Johnny? HUZZA!" Dr. Orpheus said pointing, transforming Stephen's clothes into a Rocket Uniform. "GO TEAM... who are they again?"

"Team Rocket."

"ROCKET!"

Schornforce

05-16-2008, 09:31 PM

"Why are you acting as a 'sandwich boy'?" Firestar asked.

"I'm not in the mood for a sandwich. Recent events kind of made me lose my appetite."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/IamJames.jpg

"...demoted... don't wanna talk about it..." James mumbled.

Meanwhile, Wobbuffet joins Puppetmon in playing with his toys.

DoctorDoom

05-16-2008, 09:36 PM

"YES!" Dr. Orpheus cried, "YES TIM! We shall present a united front against the BAD GUYS! You aren't a bad guy are you Johnny? HUZZA!" Dr. Orpheus said pointing, transforming Stephen's clothes into a Rocket Uniform. "GO TEAM... who are they again?"

"Team Rocket."

"ROCKET!"
"Thanks again, Doc!"

Stephen found his clothes transformed.

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj319/ReiMehari/Lynch-Rocket.jpg

"All right!"

Deadpooligan

05-16-2008, 09:47 PM

Jan sighed in exasperation. "You mean the Wisdom of Solomon. And that wasn't my sister--she was just an illusion created by that wicked old witch." Jan screwed up her face in curiosity. "Are you supposed to be a robotic Maxwell Smart? I think Get Smart is so funny! Now matter how hard you try, you're always a bumbling super-goof!"

Laughing good-naturedly, Jan smiled innocently at Gadget. "At least you have Agent 99 around to bail you out every time!"

Gadget laughed along with her.

"Now, I wouldn't call myself bumbling... I'm in a very serious line of police work, and my robotic parts only make it that much more serious!"

He whisked his hand back as he spoke, and the cap of his finger bent backward, shooting an oil slick on Luxord's corpse, all without the Inspector noticing. His finger recapped itself as he continued speaking.

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"But yes, my niece, Penny, accompanies me on a good majority of my investigations... would you believe that every once in a while she claims to have 'saved the day'? Ha ha! Oh, kids and their fantasies of grandeur! It's times like that when I miss being young and hopeful."

Gadget rubbed his chin and patted her on the head like he would his niece.

"Funny. You're a teenage girl with the wisdom of solemn men. Care to help me look for a solution to this... Caper of the Killed Cloak?"

"Demon dogs!! There is no basis for that LIE, Dee-teck-tiivvvv!!!"

Penny addressed the raging Barbarian in her Uncle's stead.

"Well, Mr. ...Barbarian. 'Breaking and Entering' might not have any meaning for you at all... I... ah..."

She took a step back and opened up her computer-book, reading timidly.

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/759/pennyreaddn9fy8.jpg

"My book says you're...

'Thundarr the Barbarian... an adventurer from nearly two thousand years after the Moon and Earth had a near collision which caused catastrophic disaster to the world... causing it to further go into ruin. With civilization lost, the only result was a turn to a medieval age 2000 years later. Thundarr has allies in Ookla the Mok and the magical Princess Ariel who keep him in line and help to battle evil wizards and mutants to protect the remnants of humanity. See also: Tothian Dystopia.'

Penny looked back up at the Barbarian.

"My Uncle doesn't want to be a mean guy... he just wants you to stay calm and be more helpful than destructive... he's trying to look out for you like he is for everyone else...

Just a Shadow

05-16-2008, 09:54 PM

"Oh boy, there's always room for a pudding pop!"
"I never knew you were so kinky... no wonder you and Claire have so many kids!"

Ben Morgan

05-16-2008, 10:05 PM

"I never knew you were so kinky... no wonder you and Claire have so many kids!"
"Hey, I'm proud of my family, one day you'll grow up and know what I mean."

Knight Lancer

05-16-2008, 10:07 PM

He whisked his hand back as he spoke, and the cap of his finger bent backward, shooting an oil slick on Luxord's corpse, all without the Inspector noticing. His finger recapped itself as he continued speaking.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a238/KnightLancer/Wheeler/PA.jpg
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a238/KnightLancer/Wheeler/WheelerRead.jpg

"Wheeler here. Oil spills are a big threat to the environment, but it's not only the big ones from tankers that we have to worry about. Oil from cars and machines is always finding its way into the environment and can get into the soil and ground water. Our over-reliance on oil and other fossil fuels is a huge contributor to pollution.

When it comes to our future, that's like playing with fire--"

Wheeler's ring lit up and shot out a beam, setting Luxord's corpse on fire. It gave off thick, black smoke as the oil on it burned.

"Aw jeez! Somebody get a fi--somebody get an extinguisher!"

OOC: 'Night.

Chris Lang

05-16-2008, 10:11 PM

Just a Shadow

05-16-2008, 10:13 PM

Seeing the flaming corpse out of the corner of his eye Spider-Man excitedly swings over.

"Hey Joh-- ... you're not Johnny... dammit, brought my hopes up..."

Indigo Al

05-16-2008, 10:21 PM

"My book says you're...

'Thundarr the Barbarian... an adventurer from nearly two thousand years after the Moon and Earth had a near collision which caused catastrophic disaster to the world... causing it to further go into ruin. With civilization lost, the only result was a turn to a medieval age 2000 years later. Thundarr has allies in Ookla the Mok and the magical Princess Ariel who keep him in line and help to battle evil wizards and mutants to protect the remnants of humanity. See also: Tothian Dystopia.'

"Lords of Light! You are an impressive young fount of information!"

Penny looked back up at the Barbarian.

"My Uncle doesn't want to be a mean guy... he just wants you to stay calm and be more helpful than destructive... he's trying to look out for you like he is for everyone else...

"Eh?? That is insulting, Niece of the Dee-teck-tivv! How can your ridiculous Uncle hope to tame the fury of Thundarr!!!"

tangentman

05-16-2008, 10:39 PM

Deadpooligan

05-16-2008, 10:40 PM

Whatever powers Gadget's robot body gave him obviously didn't include super-hearing. Jan smiled patiently. "Solomon, not 'solemn men'. Solomon. The wisest man in the Bible, the son of King David. He's also one of the Elders who gave me my powers."

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"Ah, I knew that. Of course..."

A hand popped out of Gadget's hat and awaited a high five.

"So, Dan, are we ... ready to Go-Go-Gadget Investigate?"

He pumped his fist to the side, giddily.

"Lords of Light! You are an impressive young fount of information!"

"Eh?? That is insulting, Niece of the Dee-teck-tivv! How can your ridiculous Uncle hope to tame the fury of Thundarr!!!"

"Well, I try to be modest about it... I use my knowledge and my book to help my Uncle bring criminals to jai-- I mean... um... mutants to uh... a forced exile. I suppose that's one way for you to understand what he does..."

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"He is a little ridiculous, but it's usually his hope and his luck that lets him do so many neat-o things. Kind of like how your friend Ariel gives you advice about how to approach a situation? He goes about it in a very different way because he's from a very different place."

Penny emphasized her syllables.

"And he's not a 'Dee-teck-tivv'. He's even more... um... honorable than that. You can call him 'In-speck-tor' or 'Gad-get'. He's more friendly if you call him that..."

Radioactive Zombie

05-16-2008, 10:42 PM

"Well, annoying pretty boy, Darth Goatee, and that one chick are gone. Who else?

Ah, great, someone's burning his corpse. JEEZ, PYRO, CALM DOWN! You know how bad burned flesh is for my clothes?!

Joe Acro

05-16-2008, 10:57 PM

"Meowth!!! You singlehandedly botched our vote! Consider yourself demoted to 'James!' Bamf! You've been promoted to 'Meowth!' Congratulations! Keep it up, and you'll make 'Wobbuffet' in no time!"

"Wait a minute! Where does that leave me???!"

"....

...
...

...

I think we could use some coffee and sandwiches."

"I'll take tuna fish.

An' instead a' coffee, get me a saucer a' milk, woul'ja?"

"Make sure you cut the crusts off mine. And put extra cream and sugar in my coffee. You want our 'sandwich boy' to make anything special for you, Bamfie?"
The Bamf thought for a while, about the latest kill and about the offer, while remaining excited at being promoted.

Eventually, he spoke up.

"I'd like a snazzle sandwich. And it better be quick! I don't know how long we'll be alive. People are falling faster than Bamfs can catch girl Bamfs! (They play hard to get.)"

He looked over to see Stephen Lynch getting transformed.
"Thanks again, Doc!"

Stephen found his clothes transformed.

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj319/ReiMehari/Lynch-Rocket.jpg

"All right!"

"Speaking of people falling, I think we've got too many members. Pinocchio and the muse seem to stir up trouble. Should we really be associating ourselves with them?"

Radioactive Zombie

05-16-2008, 11:02 PM

Jeremi

05-16-2008, 11:44 PM

Distracted by James's squealing, Thundarr looked Team Rocket's way.

"Girl! You must learn to defend yourself! Why, my era is rife with women skilled in the arts of war -- you would do well to learn under their tutelage!"

Panthro chimed in. “I don’t think he’s a woman.”

"No she's not."
….
The players all rushed to the bathroom. Blood was splattered everywhere and lying face down in the sink was Luxord.

“I knew that she wasn’t the traitor.” Panthro looked at Luxords body. “And I kind of guessed he wasn’t one either.”

Jeremi

05-16-2008, 11:59 PM

Wheeler's ring lit up and shot out a beam, setting Luxord's corpse on fire. It gave off thick, black smoke as the oil on it burned.

"Aw jeez! Somebody get a fi--somebody get an extinguisher!"

Panthro grabbed his nunchaku and took one of the chemical compounds and threw it at Luxord’s body extinguishing the fire. Panthro smacks Wheeler over the head. “Next time, TRY to be a little more careful.”

Masterbasset

05-17-2008, 06:45 AM

He whisked his hand back as he spoke, and the cap of his finger bent backward, shooting an oil slick on Luxord's corpse, all without the Inspector noticing. His finger recapped itself as he continued speaking.]

Wheeler's ring lit up and shot out a beam, setting Luxord's corpse on fire. It gave off thick, black smoke as the oil on it burned.

OCC: I forgot to mention that when Luxord dies, his body evaporates into darkness. No body would be left behind to burn. :biggrin:

Deadpooligan

05-17-2008, 06:49 AM

OCC: I forgot to mention that when Luxord dies, his body evaporates into darkness. No body would be left behind to burn. :biggrin:

OOC: They burnt his cloak then. Whatever. :tongue:

Masterbasset

05-17-2008, 07:08 AM

Meanwhile...

"CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!"

Luxord smacks down a glass to a table, breaking it.

"Dudes, our winner, and reigning Champion Chugger, La...Lux...LOUIE!"

The Frat boy gives Luxord a beer mug that said "Chuger Dude"

"Yes, no one shall steal this prestigious title from me!"

"Now, who wants more shots?"

"WOOO!"

Luxord jumps down from his perch, and is lifted by various frats.

"Bring me to my thrown!"

They carry him into a nice living room-like chair, decorated like a king's.

Various girls start to feed him, and fan him. While boys bow down to him repeatedly.

"Much better than the idiots in that infernal game."

"I hope they're smart enough to figure it out now."

Knight Lancer

05-17-2008, 07:49 AM

Panthro grabbed his nunchaku and took one of the chemical compounds and threw it at Luxord’s body extinguishing the fire. Panthro smacks Wheeler over the head. “Next time, TRY to be a little more careful.”

"Hey! What the heck was that for? It was an accident ya creep!"

hamboy

05-17-2008, 08:52 AM

Hereing Bamfs' comment, Puppetmon stopped playing.
"Hey, what's wrong with me?" He protested.

Joe Acro

05-17-2008, 09:12 AM

Hereing Bamfs' comment, Puppetmon stopped playing.
"Hey, what's wrong with me?" He protested.
The Bamf looked in Puppetmon's direction.

"You keep getting into fights with people. Like that kid Punisher or the Marvel girl. And I know Meowth doesn't like you. How would that work?"

hamboy

05-17-2008, 09:17 AM

The Bamf looked in Puppetmon's direction.

"You keep getting into fights with people. Like that kid Punisher or the Marvel girl. And I know Meowth doesn't like you. How would that work?"

"They all started it!" Puppetmon protested. "It was all their fault! You can't blame me for it." The little Digimon heard the comment about Meowth. "But Wobbufett's cooler. And ranked higher!"

Joe Acro

05-17-2008, 09:22 AM

"They all started it!" Puppetmon protested. "It was all their fault! You can't blame me for it." The little Digimon heard the comment about Meowth. "But Wobbufett's cooler. And ranked higher!"
The Bamf thought for a moment. He had to remember exactly what happened earlier.

"But you stole the Punisher's weapon and made the Marvel girl angry! I'm sure of it! And so what if Wobbuffet is higher? Doesn't mean that will make it easier for us all to get along."

Schornforce

05-17-2008, 09:25 AM

"BWAHAHAAHA!!"

With all the laughing Eddy was doing, Edd feared he would be having an early heart attack. Or... something.

"Hey, Yames and... Red-haired chick-a-dee! Looks like ya need some dry cleaning fer ya suits. Don't worry! Our dry cleanin' is cheap n' easy! It'll be done in no time! MONOBROW! SOCKHEAD!! OVER HERE!!

Sighing, Edd appeared, dragging his feet malcontently.

"...Where's monobrow?"

It now appeared Ed was riding Dustox from its back. Not in that way, mind you.

"Gwahahaha! FEAR ME! I AM NEGA-EDWIN OF NEGAMERICA!! YOU WILL FALL UNDER THE CURSE OF EVIL JIM!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Dustox1.jpg

Unfortunately, Dustox's small size (not counting its wings, it's a bit smaller than Meowth, IIRC) meant it couldn't support Ed's weight. It was using its psybeam to keep Ed aloft inches above Dustox's body which was close enough, I suppose. "DUSTOX DUST DUSTOX OX DUST DUUUUUST!!!" Duxtox happily bellowed out alongside Ed's rant.

The Bamf thought for a while, about the latest kill and about the offer, while remaining excited at being promoted.

Eventually, he spoke up.

"I'd like a snazzle sandwich. And it better be quick! I don't know how long we'll be alive. People are falling faster than Bamfs can catch girl Bamfs! (They play hard to get.)"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/IamJames.jpg

"Right away, Sir..." responded James listlessly without even bothering to ask what a snazzle is as he'd planned to make everyone peanut butter and jelly anyhow.

He looked over to see Stephen Lynch getting transformed.

"Speaking of people falling, I think we've got too many members. Pinocchio and the muse seem to stir up trouble. Should we really be associating ourselve with them?"

Jessie seemed to twitch involuntarily for the briefest of moments due to the word bolded above.

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"Now Bamfie, don't worry. You'll ALWAYS be my favorite of our new members! And Puppetmon, you'll always be Wobbuffet's favorite (except ME, of course)! Besides, Team Rocket always sticks together regarless of numbers, after all-- if anyone has a problem with our members it's their own fault because...

They should have prepared for trouble!"
"Yeah an' dey oughtta have made it double!!!"
"To protect the world from devastation!"
"Ta unite all da peoples in ev'ry nation!"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
"Ta extend ouah reach ta da stahs above!"
"Jessie!"
"Meowth-- or James... whatevah!"
"Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!"
"Surrendah now or prepahe ta fight!!!"

"Now's your BIG moment, Bamfie! Say your line and make it shine!!!"

Joe Acro

05-17-2008, 09:35 AM

"Now Bamfie, don't worry. You'll ALWAYS be my favorite of our new members! Besides, Team Rocket sticks together regarless of numbers, after all-- if anyone has a problem with our members it's their own fault because...

They should have prepared for trouble!"
"Yeah an' dey oughtta have made it double!!!"
"To protect the world from devastation!"
"Ta unite all da peoples in ev'ry nation!"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
"Ta extend ouah reach ta da stahs above!"
"Jessie!"
"Meowth-- or James... whatevah!"
"Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!"
"Surrendah now or prepahe ta fight!!!"

"Now's your BIG moment, Bamfie! Say your line and make it shine!!!"
"With a Bamf!"

BAMF!

"Outta sight!"

And then the small creature grinned in a manner similar to his two comrades.

Just a Shadow

05-17-2008, 09:42 AM

"So James, for my sandwich I'd like a lot of meat. Like.... bacon, canadian bacon, salami, some roast beef, pastrami.... toss on some potato chips and put in a little mayo and I'm a happy spider-person. But no cheese! Thanks pal."

jobies201

05-17-2008, 09:42 AM

Joe Acro

05-17-2008, 09:50 AM

Schornforce

05-17-2008, 09:51 AM

"With a Bamf!"

BAMF!

"Outta sight!"

And then the small creature grinned in a manner similar to his two comrades.

After Bamf performed his line, Wobbuffet popped out in front of the posing trio and...

HAPPILY SALUTED!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Wobb-Salute.jpg

"WOBBUFFET!!!"

(hamboy, you can add a line for Puppetmon here if you like)

Schornforce

05-17-2008, 10:05 AM

After hearing Team Rocket once again lying to Bamf and Pinocchio the Punisher had enough. He pulled out his paintball gun and backed into a corner, then shot Jessie and James in the head, once each.

"Now you stop lyin and tell Bamf and Pinocchio what you weally wanna do with them or I'll tuwn youw body into a giant welt! You don't wanna be dewe fwiends! You wanna captuwe dem and take dem to Giovanni! Stop lyin wight now! I ain't kiddin!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/WeCanJessie.jpg

"OW!

You tell him, Bamfie! Let that pipsqueak know it's not nice to hit Team Rocket!"

Meanwhile, the paintball blasts didn't phase James in the least, who still wandered about half-heartedly taking sandwich orders.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/IamJames.jpg

"....nnnn.... yes, yes. One paintball sandwich for the kid."

"Grrrr... you ask me, that kid deserves a knuckle sandwich! Lucky for him, I'm always cool under pressure and not one prone to violence.

Isn't that right, New James?"

"Well, I..."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/IsJessemad.jpg

"WELL?!!! NEW JAMES, ANSWER ME!!!!!!!"

"Oh bruddah. I t'ink Jimmy needs help wit' da san'wiches..."

jobies201

05-17-2008, 10:16 AM

BAMF!

The fairy tale creature appeared beside the kid Punisher. He proceeded to punch him in the face a couple of times while talking.

"Didn't anyone teach you manners? You supposed to mind your own business and not hit a girl!"

The Punisher was very shocked by the arrival of Bamf and didn't take the punches in the face to lightly. After the fourth or fifth punch he smacked him in the head with his paintball gun then shot him numerous times.

"Knock it off Blue! I'm twyin to help you. Team Wocket is bad people. You don't wanna get involved wit dem. Theywe acting like youwe fwiends now, but dey will betway you."

Chris Lang

05-17-2008, 10:20 AM

Schornforce

05-17-2008, 10:23 AM

The Punisher was very shocked by the arrival of Bamf and didn't take the punches in the face to lightly. After the fourth or fifth punch he smacked him in the head with his paintball gun then shot him numerous times.

"Knock it off Blue! I'm twyin to help you. Team Wocket is bad people. You don't wanna get involved wit dem. Theywe acting like youwe fwiends now, but dey will betway you."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/WeCanJessie.jpg

"Shows what YOU know, kid!

That's what gets me about you twerps! You think you know everything!!!

Gooooooo, Seviper! Help out Bamf! Use wrap attack to restrain the kid with the paintgun passion!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/seviper.jpg

"Seviper!!!! Seviiiiiiiperrrrrrrrrr! Bloopbloopbloop!"

Joe Acro

05-17-2008, 10:25 AM

The Punisher was very shocked by the arrival of Bamf and didn't take the punches in the face to lightly. After the fourth or fifth punch he smacked him in the head with his paintball gun then shot him numerous times.

"Knock it off Blue! I'm twyin to help you. Team Wocket is bad people. You don't wanna get involved wit dem. Theywe acting like youwe fwiends now, but dey will betway you."
The Bamf was slightly dazed by the blow to the head at first, enough to get hit by a few paintballs. He soon recovered, however, and was able to use his teleporting and agility to maneuver around them. Just after Firestar spoke and Seviper was sent to lend a helping hand, he landed, holding his arms up like a boxer.

"You're just like the Punisher I heard about. Always jumping to conclusions and only asking questions when it suits you. If you think they're so bad, prove it!"

hamboy

05-17-2008, 10:27 AM

"WOBBUFFET!!!"

"And his bestest pal in the world, Puppetmon!"
Puppetmon lifted his hammer above his head, posing.

(OOC: For his pose posture, think Luke Skywalker with his lightsabre above his head.)

Chris Lang

05-17-2008, 10:27 AM

"Seviper!!!! Seviiiiiiiperrrrrrrrrr! Bloopbloopbloop!"

"Yes, I see a viper." Firestar replied. "Except I'm not sure you're a viper. What kind of snake are you?"

jobies201

05-17-2008, 10:34 AM

The Bamf was slightly dazed by the blow to the head at first, enough to get hit by a few paintballs. He soon recovered, however, and was able to use his teleporting and agility to maneuver around them. Just after Firestar spoke and Seviper was sent to lend a helping hand, he landed, holding his arms up like a boxer.

"You're just like the Punisher I heard about. Always jumping to conclusions and only asking questions when it suits you. If you think they're so bad, prove it!"

Punisher jumped over Seviper's attack and landed near Bamf. "Listen. I'm not jumping to conclusions. Dewe's a TV show about dem dat shows all the evil tings dey do. If you don' believe me dewes a Pokemon DVD in my backpack." He pulls it out. "Hewe. Watch dis. Dis will pwove that theywe not good."

The Punisher drags Bamf out of the room to a room with a TV and DVD player and puts in the DVD. Images of Jessie and James attempting to capture Pokemon and reporting to Giovanni with the Pokemon they stole appear on screen. "See! Look! Dew'ye bad guys!"

GoGo Yubari

05-17-2008, 10:39 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/MilanoCollectionAT/Traitor%20Game/shego2.jpg

"... wait, wait, wait, so while we're stuck here playing Clue the people who 'lose' get to spend the rest of the time on vacation? Great incentive. Junior, add another bonus onto my paycheck."

Schornforce

05-17-2008, 10:40 AM

"Yes, I see a viper." Firestar replied. "Except I'm not sure you're a viper. What kind of snake are you?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/seviper.jpg

"Sev?"

Then the baby Punisher pulled out his horrible elitest propoganda in an attempt to brainwash Bamf.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/WeCanJessie.jpg

"Hmph! Nice try, you little paintball pushing pipsqueak! But we're...

...

from one of those alternate realities! Yes, like Firestar and that Ariados-man aren't the ones YOU know, Bamfie. Also like this Punisher isn't the one you know. WE'RE not the same Team Rocket that that mean toy-stealing troublemaker's trying to pawn off on you!"

Jessie knelt down to Bamf tears glistening in her eyes.

"Bamfie, haven't we treated you like a true member of the team? If we were going to do something like turn you over to the boss, would we have let you be in something as important as our motto?

And Puppetmon, surely you don't think your dear, dear friend Wobbuffet would ever let us do anything bad to you, right?"

hamboy

05-17-2008, 10:43 AM

The Punisher drags Bamf out of the room to a room with a TV and DVD player and puts in the DVD. Images of Jessie and James attempting to capture Pokemon and reporting to Giovanni with the Pokemon they stole appear on screen. "See! Look! Dew'ye bad guys!"

Walking in, Puppetmon said "Hey, they have TV here!" Forcefully pushing the Punisher, Puppetmon smiled at the TV screen. "You guys are awesome! Look at all those cool toys you use!" He said, referring to various gadgets. "Hahahahaha! look at those scared other trainers!"

hamboy

05-17-2008, 10:46 AM

"Hmph! Nice try, you little paintball pushing pipsqueak! But we're...

...

from one of those alternate realities! Yes, like Firestar and that Ariados-man aren't the ones YOU know, Bamfie. Also like this Punisher isn't the one you know. WE'RE not the same Team Rocket that that mean toy-stealing troublemaker's trying to pawn off on you!"

"Y'mean that's not you?

...

Awww."

Joe Acro

05-17-2008, 10:50 AM

Punisher jumped over Seviper's attack and landed near Bamf. "Listen. I'm not jumping to conclusions. Dewe's a TV show about dem dat shows all the evil tings dey do. If you don' believe me dewes a Pokemon DVD in my backpack." He pulls it out. "Hewe. Watch dis. Dis will pwove that theywe not good."

The Punisher drags Bamf out of the room to a room with a TV and DVD player and puts in the DVD. Images of Jessie and James attempting to capture Pokemon and reporting to Giovanni with the Pokemon they stole appear on screen. "See! Look! Dew'ye bad guys!"The Bamf watched the images on the screen intently. He started to from his own thoughts (some of which related to the mere ability to watch moving images on a screen) when Jessie approached.

"Hmph! Nice try, you little paintball pushing pipsqueak! But we're...

...

from one of those alternate realities! Yes, like Firestar and that Ariados-man aren't the ones YOU know, Bamfie. Also like this Punisher isn't the one you know. WE'RE not the same Team Rocket that that mean toy-stealing troublemaker's trying to pawn off on you!"

Jessie knelt down to Bamf tears glistening in her eyes.

"Bamfie, haven't we treated you like a true member of the team? If we were going to do something like turn you over to the boss, would we have let you be in something as important as our motto?"
The Bamf looked into Jessie's tearful eyes. Her pleas just reaffirmed something he had running through his mind.

He hugged her neck and climbed onto her shoulder.

"What if they're the ones on that thing? They just have a job to do. And they don't succeed. Maybe because they aren't meant to be bad guys."

The creature put his hand to his chin briefly as he thought of a final comment.

"Besides, they're treating me better than you're treating anyone else. I'll take my chances with them."

Schornforce

05-17-2008, 10:51 AM

"Y'mean that's not you?

...

Awww."

Jessie leaned in close to Puppetmon and whispered, "There, there... don't forget, I meant what I said about the toys. You'll get what's coming to you.

I promise."

Then Bamf made his impassioned speech to li'l Punisher, causing Jessie to give him a big squooshy hug. "Oh, I KNEW I could count on you, Bamfie!!!!"

Jeremi

05-17-2008, 10:51 AM

"Hey! What the heck was that for? It was an accident ya creep!"

“Accident well what if no one had extinguished the fire and it spread to the compound? What then? Would that have been a little accident? You should watch where you point that thing of yours.”

Joe Acro

05-17-2008, 10:55 AM

Then Bamf made his impassioned speech to li'l Punisher, causing Jessie to give him a big squooshy hug. "Oh, I KNEW I could count on you, Bamfie!!!!"
'Anything for a beautiful girl like you!" replied the Bamf.

Then he looked around for a moment.

"Hey. Where's my snazzle sandwich? All this fighting made me hungry."

Chris Lang

05-17-2008, 10:58 AM

"... wait, wait, wait, so while we're stuck here playing Clue the people who 'lose' get to spend the rest of the time on vacation? Great incentive. Junior, add another bonus onto my paycheck."

"You haven't been talking with us much." Firestar replied. "So, what all can you do?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/seviper.jpg

"Sev?"

Firestar realized she was getting nowhere with Seviper. The giant snake-like creature didn't appear to speak her language.

The Punisher kid led Bamf to the room Firestar had found those strange devices called DVDs. There, he showed Bamf a strange scene of Team Rocket meeting with some strange character, and turning over a captured creature to him.

"Hmph! Nice try, you little paintball pushing pipsqueak! But we're...

...

from one of those alternate realities! Yes, like Firestar and that Ariados-man aren't the ones YOU know, Bamfie. Also like this Punisher isn't the one you know. WE'RE not the same Team Rocket that that mean toy-stealing troublemaker's trying to pawn off on you!"

Jessie knelt down to Bamf tears glistening in her eyes.

"Bamfie, haven't we treated you like a true member of the team? If we were going to do something like turn you over to the boss, would we have let you be in something as important as our motto?

And Puppetmon, surely you don't think your dear, dear friend Wobbuffet would ever let us do anything bad to you, right?"

Firestar spoke up. "Who IS that weird guy in the video? He looks like some sort of Italian stereotype. If you ask me, he might have been better off being a pizza chef."

"I don't know. Puppetmon, something tells me you won't really fit in with Team Rocket. Wobbuffet seems to like you, but you don't really seem to get along with the others very well."

"I STILL don't know why they asked Stephen Lynch to be a member. What can he do? He's just a singing comedian. What does he know about chasing or training these Pokemon creatures?"

Just a Shadow

05-17-2008, 11:01 AM

"I STILL don't know why they asked Stephen Lynch to be a member. What can he do? He's just a singing comedian. What does he know about chasing or training these Pokemon creatures?"

"Maybe he's going to be fed to one of the bigger pokemons?"

jobies201

05-17-2008, 11:02 AM

Firestar spoke up. [COLOR="DarkOrange"][B]"Who IS that weird guy in the video? He looks like some sort of Italian stereotype. If you ask me, he might have been better off being a pizza chef."

"He's thewe boss! He's the pewson they steal cweatuwes with cool powews fow! But no one believes me! Anyway, who awe you?"

Jeremi

05-17-2008, 11:02 AM

"I STILL don't know why they asked Stephen Lynch to be a member. What can he do? He's just a singing comedian. What does he know about chasing or training these Pokemon creatures?"

Panthro walked up to Firestar and points at Team Rocket. “Do they seem like they know what they are doing? I want a honest answer.”

hamboy

05-17-2008, 11:04 AM

"I don't know. Puppetmon, something tells me you won't really fit in with Team Rocket. Wobbuffet seems to like you, but you don't really seem to get along with the others very well."

"Shows what you know!" Puppetmon said. He jumped up at Jessie, and gave her a big hug. He stuck his tongue out at Firestar.
"See?"

Chris Lang

05-17-2008, 11:04 AM

"He's thewe boss! He's the pewson they steal cweatuwes with cool powews fow! But no one believes me! Anyway, who awe you?"

"I'm Firestar."

"I don't think we've been introduced. You are...?"

Schornforce

05-17-2008, 11:07 AM

As Bamf provided the perfect segue into the next scene, James and Meowth headed to the kitchen. James, looking rather hangdog.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/IamJames.jpg

"Sigh. Let's try and find the bread, New James."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Meowth.jpg

"Geez, Jimmy-Wimmy. Youse sure ain't actin' like yer ol' self. In fact, youse look kinda like dat Donald kid I seen once. Don' let life get'cha down, pal!"

"Life? Don't talk to me about life..." Said James, totally and unabashedly stealing a certain someone's catchphrase. "I am but a mere servant of sanwichery. No longer the dandy of Team Rocketdom."

"Aw...

I din'nit re'lize dat dis gig meant so much to youse. Why don' we BOTH be da 'New James?' I mean, dat way we both come out winnahs!"

"Do you mean it?"

"Ah course! 'Sides I couldn't bear it if dat lousy digimon gets promoted ovah me! Wit' da two of us as one ginormous James, we can't lose!"

"I- I feel much better! Thank you, my dear friend! NOW, LET'S MAKE SANDWICHES!!!!"

Unfortunately, it appears Taz had eaten all the ingredients when he and Spidey visited the kitchen earlier.

"Uh oh. Well! No worries! We'll just have to make do with what little we can find!"

"Dis can't end well..."

Just a Shadow

05-17-2008, 11:09 AM

"I'm Firestar."

"I don't think we've been introduced. You are...?"

"Your world doesn't have it's own version of the Punisher?"

Schornforce

05-17-2008, 11:12 AM

"You haven't been talking with us much." Firestar replied. "So, what all can you do?"

Firestar realized she was getting nowhere with Seviper. The giant snake-like creature didn't appear to speak her language.

The Punisher kid led Bamf to the room Firestar had found those strange devices called DVDs. There, he showed Bamf a strange scene of Team Rocket meeting with some strange character, and turning over a captured creature to him.

Firestar spoke up. "Who IS that weird guy in the video? He looks like some sort of Italian stereotype. If you ask me, he might have been better off being a pizza chef."

"I don't know. Puppetmon, something tells me you won't really fit in with Team Rocket. Wobbuffet seems to like you, but you don't really seem to get along with the others very well."

"I STILL don't know why they asked Stephen Lynch to be a member. What can he do? He's just a singing comedian. What does he know about chasing or training these Pokemon creatures?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/WeCanJessie.jpg

"See? This PROVES this isn't us! OUR boss doesn't have any Italian accent. He's in no way some cheesy Italian stereotype.

Face it, kiddo" Jessie said, indicating Li'l Punisher. "You've got the wrong Team Rocket."

Jessie smiled at Puppetmon's acceptance and joined him in making a rude face at Li'l Punisher.

Chris Lang

05-17-2008, 11:14 AM

Panthro walked up to Firestar and points at Team Rocket. “Do they seem like they know what they are doing? I want a honest answer.”

"I don't know. It seems to me they're just making it up as they go along." Firestar replied.

"Your world doesn't have it's own version of the Punisher?"

"If it does, I've never met him. I'm not sure why he's here, anyway. I'm not sure why we've all been brought together. What do we have in common?"

jobies201

05-17-2008, 11:21 AM

"I'm Firestar."

"I don't think we've been introduced. You are...?"

"My name is da Punishew. I'm a hewo, it's my job to make suwe evewyone dat commits evil on my wowld gets dewe just dessewts. Just like Team Wocket will when dis is all ovew."

"Sine you're names Fiwestaw, I'm guessing you'we a hewo as well? (Ow a villain). So what can you do?"

Jeremi

05-17-2008, 11:22 AM

"I don't know. It seems to me they're just making it up as they go along." Firestar replied.

“Heh you don’t have to tell me that.” Suddenly on of Panthro’s grappler lines shoots out and goes trough Jessie’s hair leaving a rather large hole in it. “Sorry lady that’s never happened before. Get over here you stupid line.” As the line comes back in a slight higher angle it creates a second hole in Jessie’s hair. “Ooops.” Panthro examines her hair. “It’s barley noticeable.” Which it clearly wasn’t.

Just a Shadow

05-17-2008, 11:23 AM

"If it does, I've never met him. I'm not sure why he's here, anyway. I'm not sure why we've all been brought together. What do we have in common?"

"I haven't the faintest clue. Hard to guess considering that I have no idea who most of the people here are or where they come from. Truthfully I am inclined to think it's all pretty random. We all got sucked into this place from our worlds and given various roles, whether we be good guys, bad guys, other guys or just random folks who're trying to avoid death. I think that the hosts probably just chose us at random, or simply because they felt that we'd be more entertaining to watch."

ooc: even though james is called james, i was never sure it was a guy until i checked wiki. He looks so feminine.

Chris Lang

05-17-2008, 11:26 AM

"My name is da Punishew. I'm a hewo, it's my job to make suwe evewyone dat commits evil on my wowld gets dewe just dessewts. Just like Team Wocket will when dis is all ovew."

"Sine you're names Fiwestaw, I'm guessing you'we a hewo as well? (Ow a villain). So what can you do?"

Firestar wasn't sure about this kid. He seemed more like a child play-acting than an actual 'hero'.

"I'm what they call a superhero, yes." Firestar replied. "I'm a mutant with fire powers. I can shoot fire blasts from my hands. I can also fly."

She quickly took to the air, and just as quickly settled to the ground, as there wasn't much room. "So, what can you do?"

Just a Shadow

05-17-2008, 11:28 AM

She quickly took to the air, and just as quickly settled to the ground, as there wasn't much room. "So, what can you do?"

"A word to the wise.... if you ever meet an adult version of this kid, never ask him that question!!! Unless you're a really depraved individual with a stomach of steel, you're not going to like the answer one bit."

DoctorDoom

05-17-2008, 11:32 AM

He looked over to see Stephen Lynch getting transformed.

"Speaking of people falling, I think we've got too many members. Pinocchio and the muse seem to stir up trouble. Should we really be associating ourselves with them?"

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj319/ReiMehari/Lynch-Rocket.jpg

"Says the little gremlin! I'm a fine addition! And if you're still not convinced listen to this!"

Stephen starts to strum his guitar.... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQiMuRd5AFA)

"They've got a girl,
They've got a boy
We' have members for every species to enjoy.

Jesse's got more.
James has less.
But one thing in common is the 'R' on their cheeeest!

Are they misfists or just misunderstood?
Are they evil or a subtle force for good?
She's an older gal
and he's barely a guy.
When they act dumb, Meowth scratches them in the eyyyyye.

Jesse wears the pants and James wears the lipstick!
You never know which one is the chick!

Who stole the monsters in my pocket?
It must be that Team Rocket, yeeeeeah!

Team Rocket.

Some things are white.
Some things are black.
James wears make-up.
....Not that there's anything wrong with that!

They're still mischievous, they jump right into the fray.
Of course they'll get beat and have to rocket awaaaaaaay!

They can't help their imperfections.
Every move is a wrong one, a bad selection.
Who just got electrocuted by the walking socket?
It must be that bad Team Rocket, yeeeeeeah!

That Team Rocket...

That Team Rocket...

That....Team...ROckeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!"

jobies201

05-17-2008, 11:45 AM

OOC: So, as you might have noticed, I have never done an epilogue for my characters in the Traitor Game. This is because they are all involved in something bigger, a war if you will. This will be the first in a series of updates leading to the end of this game where all will be revealed. So now, without further adieu I present to you...

Ben Linus and Reed Richards. The Epilogue.

(story told from Ben's perspective)

The Time Trapper had been defeated, and I had died numerous times that day, in what seemed to be just some sick game with no purpose. Now however I was at the cabin once more. I would find out just why Jacob sent me there. There must have been a reason.

For the longest time I simply stared into the darkness until a lantern lit up in the middle of a table. Sitting in the seat in front of me was a man, apparently in his 60s.

I opened my mouth. "So, which one of Jacob's associates am I speaking with today?"

The man simply rocked back and forth, for several minutes, before opening his mouth. "Ben, I want to tell you a little story."

I sat forward and began to listen, trying to make out this man's facial appearances. I had never met with him before, I didn't recognize his voice."A long time ago, when America was discovered, there were many claims to it, as you might imagine. I'm sure you're history teachers taught you all about Columbus and William Penn and so on. This has all been a lie."

"You see, there were really only 13 men that went to America originally, and they fought horribly bloody battles. Battles like you'd never imagine. The death toll was extremely high."

"Soon however, these men realized that it wouldn't be a good idea to keep this blood feud going, and so they came together, forming an organization they called The Trust. For centuries, they have been behind the scenes, controlling all that goes on in this country. I was a part of the Trust so to say. I was a Minuteman."

"It was our job to keep the trust in order. To cut the fingers off any family members that tried to reach in another families pockets. We were the law. Recently however the Trust invented a new way to change history. They asked me to host one to which I said no. They decided to break up to minutemen because of this."

"What they wanted me to host was called a Traitor Game, one of which you recently took part in. This was your test, you're initiation so to speak. And you passed. There was another man that was supposed to be here tonight. A Reed Richards. Sadly though, he turned against his mission in his game and became one of the bad guys. So he will not be joining us."

"Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, you're a Minuteman now. And when the time comes, you and I and the other recruits will strike. There's a potential recruit in a game right now. His name is the Punisher. You and I shall watch him for a bit, and as the game progresses, I'll tell you a bit more about our ultimate mission as Minutemen."

"Oh yes, and one last thing. My name is Philip Graves. You've known me you're whole life as Jacob. Welcome to the game."

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel_dc/images/thumb/4/45/Philip_Graves.JPG/200px-Philip_Graves.JPG

OOC: As Graves said more information on The Minutemen and their role in the Traitor Game will be given next round.

jobies201

05-17-2008, 11:48 AM

Firestar wasn't sure about this kid. He seemed more like a child play-acting than an actual 'hero'.

"I'm what they call a superhero, yes." Firestar replied. "I'm a mutant with fire powers. I can shoot fire blasts from my hands. I can also fly."

She quickly took to the air, and just as quickly settled to the ground, as there wasn't much room. "So, what can you do?"

"What's a mutant? And I don't have any weal powews, I just know how to fight. I'm gonna join da awmy when I gwow up and pwotect ouw countwy!"

Schornforce

05-17-2008, 11:57 AM

OOC: DoctorDoom, I LOVE Stephen Lynch's latest song! Absolutely brilliant!

BIC:

“Heh you don’t have to tell me that.” Suddenly on of Panthro’s grappler lines shoots out and goes trough Jessie’s hair leaving a rather large hole in it. “Sorry lady that’s never happened before. Get over here you stupid line.” As the line comes back in a slight higher angle it creates a second hole in Jessie’s hair. “Ooops.” Panthro examines her hair. “It’s barley noticeable.” Which it clearly wasn’t.

Jessie turned in shock to see her beautiful long tresses cut short by Panthro's 'accidents'.

"M-my hair-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! MY HAIR!!!! MYCROWNINGPRIDEANDJOYANDBESTFRIENDSINCEIWASALITTLE GIRL!!!!! RUINEDBYSOMECATMAN'SDOING!!! WHYYOU--"
Jessie knew the situation she was in and calmed down (well, sorta).

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/CrazedJesse-1.jpg

*huff* *huff* *huff* ... "Th-that's.... alright... acc-accidents... happen....

...twice...

...in a row..."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/EvilJessie.jpg

"Oh, Woooobuffet, be a DEAR and come help Jessie-wessie pick up this fallen hair!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Wobb-Salute.jpg

"WOBBUFFET!!! Wobb-AAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Wobbuffet ran happily towards its mistress, when it accidentally slipped on a stray bit of fallen hair and went flying, knocking heavily into Panthro who fell atop Li'l Punisher.

"Oopsie! Oh dear!!! Maybe I should have called one of my less clumsy pokemon over to help.

I hope you don't mind, Cat-man. It was just an accident.

Oh, and if I were you, I'd get my clumsy cat-like self off the kid before you crush him. Honestly. I thought cats were to be more graceful than that. Maybe you're TRYING to hurt him..." Said Jessie 'sweetly.' Before gathering up her fallen hair and walking away to find New James and Sandwich Boy.

Just a Shadow

05-17-2008, 12:02 PM

*Spider-Man runs out of the house screaming at the top of his lungs*

"ALL THESE YEARS I HAVE BEEN DESPERATE FOR MONEY AND NOW I SEE THAT IN ANOTHER WORLD MOVIES BASED ON MY LIFE HAVE MADE OVER 2 BILLIONS DOLLARS WORLDWIDE?!?!?!?!?!"

Jeremi

05-17-2008, 12:11 PM

"Oopsie! Oh dear!!! Maybe I should have called one of my less clumsy pokemon over to help.

I hope you don't mind, Cat-man. It was just an accident.

Oh, and if I were you, I'd get my clumsy cat-like self off the kid before you crush him. Honestly. I thought cats were to be more graceful than that. Maybe you're TRYING to hurt him..." Said Jessie 'sweetly.' Before gathering up her fallen hair and walking away to find New James and Sandwich Boy.

Dusting himself of Panthro helped Lil’ Punisher on his feet. “You okay kid?” Turning to Jessie as she was walking away Panthro shouted to her. “I said I was sorry!It was an accident!” Suddenly the line malfunctioned again and flew at Jessie and trough her hair making it seen like she had well placed dots in a line in her hair. “What a revoltin’ development.” Panthro started to steadily walk away. “Listen lady I don’t want no trouble, I know it gets harder to grow your hair when you get older just look at me…maybe you could ask Marvin for something.” His pace had steady increased as he backed away. “I’m serious in that the lines been malfunctioning...I think I need to go fix it…bye.” A puff of smoke later and Panthro had disappeared.