Traitor Game XVII: We Apologize For the Inconvenience

[Jeremi]

"Gadgets, yes. If you consider having a brain 'nifty gadgets' then I certainly do. Not that I ever get to use it, mind you. Do you know what sorts of things I am usually called upon to do?" Marvin looks down at his hands, holding marshmallow forks and graham crackers.

“Well…Okay I got a task for you, why don’t you try to build some sort of protective shield or power suit to one of the non powered people here? Think you can do that?I would help but I think that I’d just be in the way.”

[Tommy]

“The way I see it you need to win this game to be set free. And if don’t well…” Panthri shrugs. “I guess your stuck there then. It’s one thing to be a corporeal entity talking trash then being somewhere personally.”

"We shall see Thundercat, we shall see."

[Ben Morgan]

Firestar just glared at Spider-Man. "As if I NEEDED any more proof that you're not the Spider-Man I know. My Spider-Man would NEVER say such a thing. I guess Mephisto took all your morals along with your marriage -- if they were there to begin with. I STILL can't believe you'd actually do such a thing."

She then turned to Eddy. "And as for YOU, don't waste your breath."

She then turned to Bill Cosby. "Bill Cosby. I didn't know you'd be one to go with the crowd. You just voted for Jeannie just because everyone else was too, right?"OOC: I know, I've had some personal problems I've had to deal with and didn't have much to to think about the traitor. Don't worry, I'll try to be more involved soon :smile:

[Cthulhudrew]

“Well…Okay I got a task for you, why don’t you try to build some sort of protective shield or power suit to one of the non powered people here? Think you can do that?I would help but I think that I’d just be in the way.”

"I probably could build something out of the spare parts around here," Marvin said as he set down the marshmallow forks. "Though I don't see the point. Even if I built a suit that was impossible to sabotage, I'd just be giving people false hopes, because the Traitors would target someone else."

He begins trudging off towards Dr. Orpheus' house, still talking the whole while. "And how do you decide who to give it to in the first place? Would that person even trust anything that I built to protect them? Doubtful, since everyone here hates me in any event. They'd probably just think I was trying to trick them..."

Marvin disappears inside, his tinny voice finally giving way to blessed silence.

[Jeremi]

"We shall see Thundercat, we shall see."

“I bet we will Hordak, I bet we will.”


"I probably could build something out of the spare parts around here," Marvin said as he set down the marshmallow forks. "Though I don't see the point. Even if I built a suit that was impossible to sabotage, I'd just be giving people false hopes, because the Traitors would target someone else."

He begins trudging off towards Dr. Orpheus' house, still talking the whole while. "And how do you decide who to give it to in the first place? Would that person even trust anything that I built to protect them? Doubtful, since everyone here hates me in any event. They'd probably just think I was trying to trick them..."

Marvin disappears inside, his tinny voice finally giving way to blessed silence.

“Will think about that when the time comes.” Pantrho said to no one in particular as Marvin walked away. “Smart robot, but he’s kind of a downer.”

[hamboy]

"You're so boring!" Puppetmon said to Marvin. "I wanna play this game. All you wanna do is be sad!"

[Cthulhudrew]

"You're so boring!" Puppetmon said to Marvin. "I wanna play this game. All you wanna do is be sad!"

Before he disappeared into the house, Marvin replied to the wooden Digimon, "You want to play games? I've got a game for you. 'Who Wants To Be A Real Boy?'"

The robot looked Puppetmon up and down, then added, "On second thought, don't bother. You've no chance of succeeding." Then he turned and went into the house.

[Schornforce]

The Warners, satisfied with Marvin's answers (or bored by them), decide to run off, wreaking havoc elsewhere on the compound until the next round. Before they go, however, Wakko secretly sticks a sign to Marvin's back that read "HUG ME."

[OverMaster]

He begins trudging off towards Dr. Orpheus' house, still talking the whole while. "And how do you decide who to give it to in the first place? Would that person even trust anything that I built to protect them? Doubtful, since everyone here hates me in any event. They'd probably just think I was trying to trick them..."

Marvin disappears inside, his tinny voice finally giving way to blessed silence.

Timon ran after Marvin then, with Pumbaa clumsily following suit.

"Wait, wait there, Melvin!" the meerkat protested. "You just said you had calculated the identities of the Traitors, all of them, right? Well, if you're so smart and so innocent, care to tell us who are they, hmmm?".

"And we don't hate you! Really!" Pumbaa added, trying to cheer Marvin up . "Unless you are secretly plotting our horrible demises, of course!".

[Superheroic]

“Well, what where you thinking of?”

With that, J'onn turned intangible in front of Panthro and plunged his arm into Panthro's chest."

"Great Hera, J'onn," exclaimed Wonder Woman. "What are you up to?"

"As you all can see, I am not invisible." J'onn looked closely at the spot where his arm disappeared into Panthro's chest. "You are an intelligent being, Panthro. What do you think would happen to both of us should I become solid? Our flesh would merge, quite painfully I would imagine. There is no possible way I could have killed Troy as Luxord has surmised." He withdrew his arm and became corporeal. "I apologize for the intrusion but I felt a dramatic example was needed for emphasis."


"You just said you had calculated the identities of the Traitors, all of them, right? Well, if you're so smart and so innocent, care to tell us who are they, hmmm?".

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Hawkgirl strode up to the Lion King Duo, "The only way he could have calculated the identities of the Traitors is he was one of them. He voted for my teammates and I. We aren't Traitors."

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"Damn straight we're not," Green Lantern told them. "Think about it. With the amount of power we wield the Traitors only recourse is to try and get us voted out."

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Superman stared at those that voted for him and his friends. "I agree."

[Knight Lancer]

"Aw man, what am I gonna do? What would Cap do if he was in this sorta situation?"

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"Save the environment or I'll ****ing cut you!"

"...No, that kind of thing wouldn't really help right now..."

[Radioactive Zombie]

Before he disappeared into the house, Marvin replied to the wooden Digimon, "You want to play games? I've got a game for you. 'Who Wants To Be A Real Boy?'"

The robot looked Puppetmon up and down, then added, "On second thought, don't bother. You've no chance of succeeding." Then he turned and went into the house.

Eddy started to snicker, then went into a full blown, uncontrollable fit of laughter. "BWHAHAHAHA!! THAT WAS A COMEDY GOLDMINE RIGHT THERE! BUUUUURRRRRRRRRNNNNNN!! BWAHAHAAHAH!!

Double Dee sighed angrily. "If this state of paranoia keeps up, we're not going to be able to work together and find the traitors!

Who's going to give us time outs?!"

"Aw, come on, Double Dee, don't be such a stinkah.

[Jeremi]

With that, J'onn turned intangible in front of Panthro and plunged his arm into Panthro's chest."

"Great Hera, J'onn," exclaimed Wonder Woman. "What are you up to?"

"As you all can see, I am not invisible." J'onn looked closely at the spot where his arm disappeared into Panthro's chest. "You are an intelligent being, Panthro. What do you think would happen to both of us should I become solid? Our flesh would merge, quite painfully I would imagine. There is no possible way I could have killed Troy as Luxord has surmised."

Panthro flinched as the arm went trough his chest, then he calmed down when he noticed that he didn’t feel anything. “Nifty, I’m nearly inclined to switch my vote, not that I wouldn’t go the girl no good she’s going down either way. You five are probably the strongest here…” Panthro gives a quick glance to Hawkgirl. “…you four seem to be the strongest here, so taking you out would be top priority. Either by killing or by getting you voted out”

He withdrew his arm and became corporeal. "I apologize for the intrusion but I felt a dramatic example was needed for emphasis."

Panthro clapped himself on the chest. “It’s OK, I’m made off tougher stuff then that.”

[hamboy]

Before he disappeared into the house, Marvin replied to the wooden Digimon, "You want to play games? I've got a game for you. 'Who Wants To Be A Real Boy?'"

The robot looked Puppetmon up and down, then added, "On second thought, don't bother. You've no chance of succeeding." Then he turned and went into the house.

"A real boy?" Puppetmon asked. "Nah. Real boys don't have any fun. They can't even blast peple who disobay them!"

[Schornforce]

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James ran up to Jessie with Bamf in tow. "Jessie, come quick! Bamf wants to learn the motto with us!"

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"Are you sure he's ready?"

Jessie looked at her little blue pal who says more than 'Wobba' and eyed him scrutinizingly. "Alright." Jessie and James then led Bamf to a less crowded area of the room.

"Now, before we begin your training, Bamf, you may have some initial questions. Please ask away!"

[Joe Acro]

James ran up to Jessie with Bamf in tow. "Jessie, come quick! Bamf wants to learn the motto with us!"

"Are you sure he's ready?"

Jessie looked at her little blue pal who says more than 'Wobba' and eyed him scrutinizingly. "Alright." Jessie and James then led Bamf to a less crowded area of the room.

"Now, before we begin your training, Bamf, you may have some initial questions. Please ask away!"
Questions flooded the Bamf's mind.

"How long is it? Do all Rocketeers participate? Where would my part be? Does it have to rhyme? Will it impress the girls in the room?"

[Schornforce]

Questions flooded the Bamf's mind.

"How long is it?

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"Bamfie, you keep feeding me straight lines like that and we'll NEVER get through these lessons..."

*WHAP*

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"Oh for goodness sake, James! Grow up!

*ahem*

Anyhow, Bamfie, to answer your question, it varies in length. Our old motto was eleven lines long, but we added a few for Meowth and changed it up a smidge."

Do all Rocketeers participate?

"Not really. Cacnea, Dustox, and Seviper rarely participate. Mime Jr., Wobbuffet, and Meowth however do often join James and myself."

Where would my part be?

"Ah, that's where you come in. We're willing to take suggestions."

Does it have to rhyme?

"Oh, yes. It's one of the hallmarks of out motto! We pride ourselves on our rhyming ability!"

Will it impress the girls in the room?"

"I know ONE who it'll definitely impress..." said Jessie with a slight grin.

Jessie glanced over at the now unconscious James. "When lazybones over there gets up, we'll give you a demonstration. Anything else you want to ask before then?"

[Josh M]

"Ok, It seem that my theory has a few holes in it." Dale said takeing a smoke from his cig." So, I would like a to start a Investigation team, Called the DALE FORCE FIVE." he said. "First five people to meet me in the bugago out side the compound are in."

[Schornforce]

"Ok, It seem that my theory has a few holes in it." Dale said takeing a smoke from his cig." So, I would like a to start a Investigation team, Called the DALE FORCE FIVE." he said. "First five people to meet me in the bugago out side the compound are in."

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Meowth wandered into the bugago and looked around confusedly.

"Hey!!! Dis ain't where dey keep da littahbox neithah! Say, mac, youse know where I kin find da facilities?"

[OverMaster]

Hawkgirl strode up to the Lion King Duo, "The only way he could have calculated the identities of the Traitors is he was one of them. He voted for my teammates and I. We aren't Traitors."
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"Exactly!" Timon smirked, raising a finger. "Now, let's suppose he tells us, he's a Traitor, and he's later voted out. That would mean the ones he pointed at are, most likely, innocents he set up for a fall".

"And what if he's voted out and found innocent...?" Pumbaa tentatively asked. "Or if he's killed...?".

"Then, no harm done with asking at all" his friend shrugged. "Either he was right and we can use his suppositions, or he was wrong and just guessed incorrectly. Can happen to the best of us".

"I'm confused now. Does that put us closer to catch the bad guys?".

"Depends on the outcome, but for now, if he says he knows, but he doesn't give the full names, he's only hurting his own cause, isn't he?".

"Ah! So he shouldn't have said he calculated it all if he isn't fully sure about it...?".

"Give the warthog a prize!" Timon beamed. "That's it in a nutshell!".

"Gee, thanks, Timon. I sure hope it's worth the headache I got from just thinking it..." the warthog groaned.

[Josh M]

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Meowth wandered into the bugago and looked around confusedly.

"Hey!!! Dis ain't where dey keep da littahbox neithah! Say, mac, youse know where I kin find da facilities?"


Dale hands Meowh a bag. "do it in here and throw it out." "Then we can talk."

[Superheroic]

"Exactly!" Timon smirked, raising a finger.

"Well I'm glad you agree with me," Hawkgirl said smiling. "You sure are a cute...Lemur?" Hawkgirl bent down and scratched the Meerkat between the ears."

[OverMaster]

"Well I'm glad you agree with me," Hawkgirl said smiling. "You sure are a cute...Lemur?" Hawkgirl bent down and scratched the Meerkat between the ears.

"Meerkat".

"Didn't you just say you are a really, really, really pale skunk?".

"Only when the Devil is around, Pumbaa".

[Jeremi]

"Well I'm glad you agree with me," Hawkgirl said smiling. "You sure are a cute...Lemur?" Hawkgirl bent down and scratched the Meerkat between the ears."

Panthro being in the near vicinity of the trio couldn’t help but hear. “I think he's species is called meerkats actually. I agree about the robot he seems some what off if you ask me, I wouldn’t be surprised if he’d be a traitor.”

[Superheroic]

"Didn't you just say you are a really, really, really pale skunk?".

"Skunk!" Hawkgirl snatched her hand back. "Ewwww."

[Schornforce]

Dale hands Meowh a bag. "do it in here and throw it out." "Then we can talk."

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"Uh... no t'anks. I t'ink I'll jus' hold it fer now (an' keep my dig'nity!).

So, what's dis all about, Mac?"

[Chris Lang]

Panthro being in the near vicinity of the trio couldn’t help but hear. “I think he's species is called meerkats actually. I agree about the robot he seems some what off if you ask me, I wouldn’t be surprised if he’d be a traitor.”

"Maybe. Marvin WAS the first to speak after the voting round began. And do you remember just what he said? He said something like he's expecting people to vote him off. Maybe that's reverse psychology. By encouraging us to vote him off, we'll turn our attentions elsewhere."

Firestar paused. "Then again, I suppose I could be overthinking that. It seems like being gloomy like Eeyore is normal behavior for him."

Realizing Panthro didn't get the reference, she stopped abruptly, and then continued. "Sorry. Eeyore is this donkey from the Winnie the Pooh stories who's always gloomy and depressed. Marvin's kind of like that."

"Anyway, he may or may not be one of the Traitors. He's probably a better choice than Jeannie, anyway."

[OverMaster]

"Skunk!" Hawkgirl snatched her hand back. "Ewwww."

"No, wait! Wait!" Timon pleaded. "The rumors about my skunkocity have been greatly exaggerated...!".

Then he sourly looked at Pumbaa. "Thanks, best of my bestest friends".

"Oh, if you ask me, she wasn't interested in your personality anyway...".

[Radioactive Zombie]

"Actually, I get the feeling Marvin may be the vigilante... after all, anyone on any side will try to be inconspicous."

[Jeremi]

"Anyway, he may or may not be one of the Traitors. He's probably a better choice than Jeannie, anyway."

“That’s pretty much my thinking as well, so I’m going to change my vote to Marvin, whatever good that those.”

[Just a Shadow]

"Actually, I get the feeling Marvin may be the vigilante... after all, anyone on any side will try to be inconspicous."

"Considering what a downer he is, if he is the vigilante, I have a feeling he'll commit suicide during the first vigilante kill."

[Tommy]

Voting

Jeanie 11- Donald M. (Goofus & Gallant), Schornforce (Team Rocket), Jobies201 (Punisher), Indigo Al (Thundarr), Radioactive Zombie (Ed, Edd, and Eddy), Booster Bronze (Encyclopedia Brown), Gogo Yubari (Shego and Jr.), Masterbasset (Luxord), DoctorDoom (Stephen Lynch), Just A Shadow (Spider-Man)
Justice Lords 3- Chuthludrew (Marvin), KamenRaida (Wile E.), Ben Morgan (Cliff Huxtable)
Luxord 1- Superheroic (Justice Lords)
Spider-man 1- IronStarks (Ironman)
Bamf 1- Puppetmon (Hamboy)
Panthro 1- Joe Acro (Bamf)
Goofus & Gallant 1- TangentMan (Jan Marvel)
Inspector Gadget 1- Darkkeeperjr (Jeanie)
Marvin 2-Overmaster (Timon and Pumba), Jeremi (Panthro)
Dr. Claw 1- Deadpooligan (Inspector Gadget)
Team Rocket 2- Kevin M. (Taz), Froggy (Mr. Richfeild)
Waspinator 1-Chris Lang (Firestar)

Italics indicate a changed vote.

OOC: Speaking of vigilantes... Other Guy you need to PM me your kill. Voting ends at 8:00 PM tomorrow.

[Radioactive Zombie]

"He had no problem disabling a battalion of Vogons by making them depressed via a Point-of-View gun."

[Masterbasset]

Luxord smiled at the Warners.

"I believe we've found something even Ms. Umbridge's all-powerful Horde cannot handle."

Seeing J'onn's demonstration, Luxord shrugged.

"My mistake."

[Superheroic]

Seeing J'onn's demonstration, Luxord shrugged. "My mistake."

"Yes," J'onn agreed. "In more ways than one I think."

[DoctorDoom]

"Then again, I suppose I could be overthinking that. It seems like being gloomy like Eeyore is normal behavior for him."


"Seeing as how you're from the 80's and all, I'm surprised you can think at all. Good for you. Much better than my last girlfriend."

[Superheroic]

"Seeing as how you're from the 80's and all, I'm surprised you can think at all. Good for you. Much better than my last girlfriend."

Someone tapped the singer on the shoulder. "I must say I'm getting a little tired of your misogynistic attitude," Wonder Woman said sounding annoyed.

Hawkgirl had her mace resting on one shoulder. "Hmmm. Me too."

[Jeremi]

Someone tapped the singer on the shoulder. "I must say I'm getting a little tired of your misogynistic attitude," Wonder Woman said sounding annoyed.

Hawkgirl had her mace resting on one shoulder. "Hmmm. Me too."

“You girls need any help?” Panthro appeared behind them whirling his nunchaku

[Chris Lang]

"Seeing as how you're from the 80's and all, I'm surprised you can think at all. Good for you. Much better than my last girlfriend."

"Just what is THAT supposed to mean?" Firestar exclaimed. She glared at Stephen angrily, a fiery aura surrounding her.

[Radioactive Zombie]

Double Dee! Monobrow! Over here!

The three gathered where Eddy was, setting up three chairs. "Oh, man, finally, a cartoon throwdown! HAHAHAAH!

"Are you going to share that popcorn, Eddy?"

[Deadpooligan]

Inspector Gadget shouted out to the other players.

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"Hey hey! Why are we voting for the crying girl over there? I urge you all to change your votes to Doctor Claw! He's obviously behind this! Trust me, I'm an officer of... the law!"

Penny interjected.

"Uncle Gadget, it's not Doctor Claw. He's not even here!"

Gadget patted his niece on the head and corrected her apparent folly.

"But Penny, it's Newark, New Jersey! He said his secret base was here and--"

Penny folded her arms and sighed.

"Doctor Claw would have to be desperate to have a castle or headquarters here!"

The Inspector blinked, rubbed his chin, and spoke again.
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"...M.A.D Co--"

"It's not M.A.D. Cow!"

Gadget continued to rub his chin inquisitively.

"Oh, fine. Maybe it's not Doctor Claw this time..."

Penny breathed a sigh of relief.

"Oh, good. You should change your vote to--"

"--M.A.D. Cat! Aha, of course! Doctor Claw's nefarious con-feline-dant!"

Penny faceplamed.

"I suppose now is a good a time as any to look up another player in my book..."

Penny flipped open her computer book and began reading. She glanced up at Marvin, the stout and cynical android who was seen making smores earlier.

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"Marvin 'the Paranoid Android' is the robot from the Heart of Gold crew featured in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series of four novels. He's pretty depressed and unendingly stoic, but who wouldn't be if they, like him, were 37 times older than the universe thanks to time travel... and had friends who have no qualms about abandoning him on planets... for more than half a trillion years!

In the fourth book... Marvin reads God's final message to mankind, which reads 'We Apologize for the--'

Penny cocked her head.

"That's weird. The rest of the page is cut off... huh."

[Superheroic]

“You girls need any help?” Panthro appeared behind them whirling his nunchaku

"That all depends on the so-called comedian here. Thanks for the support though."

[Jeremi]

"That all depends on the so-called comedian here. Thanks for the support though."

“No problem. He's been rather rude hasn't he, a little like that spiderkid...tsk of all the million insects and he has to pick a spider.” Panthro whirls the nunchaku some more. “It’s just been so quiet here, I’ve just been itching for some action.”

[hamboy]

Puppetmon scratched his chin "Maybe that Android coulda done it... But i'm not sure." He turned. "What do you think, Wobbafet?"

[Superheroic]

“It’s just been so quiet here, I’ve just been itching for some action.”

"Oh really?" Hawkgirl grinned. "I think Wonder Woman can handle Mr. Misogynist on her own. What say we spar?"

Hawkgirl lunged at Panthro with her Mace, "HYAAAAAAA!"

[Jeremi]

"Oh really?" Hawkgirl grinned. "I think Wonder Woman can handle Mr. Misogynist on her own. What say we spar?"

Hawkgirl lunged at Panthro with her Mace, "HYAAAAAAA!"

Panthro jumped out of the way and whirled his nunchaku. “Heh fine by me birdie but you asked for it.” Lounging at her Panthro hit her with the weapon only for her to block the blow. “You’re quick as well.” Leaving her guard open Panthro trusts her back and those a leg swipe knocking her to the ground. “Though speed doesn’t mean anything if you don’t have experience backing it up.”

[Schornforce]

Puppetmon scratched his chin "Maybe that Android coulda done it... But i'm not sure." He turned. "What do you think, Wobbafet?"

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"Wobb, wobba wobb buffet. Wobba? Buffet! Wobba wobb wobba wobbuffet-- wobb wobb wobb wobb.

Wobba wobbuffet wobbuffet wobb? Wobbuffet wobba wobba wobb? Buffet!!!

WOOOOOBBUUUUFETT!!!!"

All throughout his response, Wobbuffet made dramatic flourishes worthy of the finest Shakespearian actor.

[Superheroic]

Leaving her guard open Panthro trusts her back and those a leg swipe knocking her to the ground. “Though speed doesn’t mean anything if you don’t have experience backing it up.”

Hawkgirl smiled, "I'll take that under advisement." She pushed quickly off the ground and took to the air. With a tremendous flap of her wings she kicked up dust and dirt from the ground which hit Panthro in the eyes. "These wings aren't just for show you know." She clubbed one of his shoulder's nerve clusters with the mace, temporarily paralyzing it.

[hamboy]

"WOOOOOBBUUUUFETT!!!!"

All throughout his response, Wobbuffet made dramatic flourishes worthy of the finest Shakespearean actor.
Puppetmon thought at a length about Wobufetts insightful and, frankly, genius answers. He gave a lot to think about, but in the end, Puppetmon said.
"I'm changing my vote to Marvin the Martian."

OOC: Vote change to Marvin the Paranoid Android.

[Jeremi]

Hawkgirl smiled, "I'll take that under advisement." She pushed quickly off the ground and took to the air. With a tremendous flap of her wings she kicked up dust and dirt from the ground which hit Panthro in the eyes. "These wings aren't just for show you know." She clubbed one of his shoulder's nerve clusters with the mace, temporarily paralyzing it.

His arm fallen limp Panthro decided a different strategy was in order. “The bird has flown the coop and stalking its pray? Now I will so you how you’ll catch a predator.” Having gained some use in his arm Panthro sent some of his chemical bombs from his nunchaku temporarily blinding her. Then he shot two of his grapple spike against Hawkgirl both of which went around her legs. Grabbing the line Panthro pulled the line with all his force sending face first to the ground. Panthro put her into a headlock pinning her to the ground. “Say uncle?”

OOC: With that I’m going to bed, though I’ll be glad to continue the fight tomorrow.

[Just a Shadow]

Spider-Man had heard Firestar's comments about Darth Vader.

"So you're from 1984? Well, that explains why you don't know about the later Star Wars movies. In the 90's and at the start of the 21st century, there was another Star Wars trilogy that took place before the movies that you're familiar with, showing the rise of Darth Vader. In it Vader was a pretty depressive kid that liked to complain a lot. Some of it wasn't bad, but it'll never hold a candle to the originals."

[Superheroic]

Panthro put her into a headlock pinning her to the ground. “Say uncle?”

Green Lantern looked at the two sparring partners. "Ooooh. He's so going to regret that."

[Chris Lang]

And now, a Public Service Announcement

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"Hi! I'm Goombella. I'm an archaeology student at U Goom. Goooo Goombas!"

"Anyway, I totally shouldn't be doing this cameo here. Last I heard, the Limbo Legion segment storyline called for the next one to pick up directly where the previous one left off, leaving me, like, no time in between to do cameos. But this is kinda important, so I needed to say this anyway."

"A lot of people in these Traitor Games, whenever I show up in them, call me a talking mushroom cause I'm a Goomba and Goombas are, like, mushroom-shaped. Of course, we Goombas are total experts when it comes to mushrooms, so that's why I've been asked to do this public service announcement."

"In the Mario games, where we Goombas come from, mushrooms are totally cool! They can make Mario and Luigi and friends grow taller, heal injuries, and give them extra lives."

"But in real life, mushrooms can't do any of that stuff. Don't go picking mushrooms and eating them, especially without a doctor's supervision, or you might get really, really sick..."

"Or you might end up seeing all this really gnarly stuff. Like suns with baby faces, purple horses, or creatures like this guy..."

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(Goombella just ignores Coily and continues)

"Eating mushrooms can also put totally strange ideas into your head. Like thinking an Italian plumber can just dress like a raccoon and fly around and smash bricks with a tail. Or that a fire-breathing reptile creature can still breathe fire and set things ablaze while underwater..."

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(Goombella rolls her eyes at the scene above and continues)

"Riiight. Anyway, you get the idea. In video games, mushrooms can do cool stuff, but you should totally stay away from them in real life because they can really do weird stuff to your mind..."

"And now you know."

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/Orlando716/gi_joe17.jpg

G.I. Joe Guy: "And knowing is half the battle!"

Theme music excerpt: G.I. JOE!

(Goombella sighs)

OOC: This has been a Public Service Announcement. We now return you to your regularly scheduled Traitor Game, already in progress.

[Radioactive Zombie]

"Oh, dear, talking mushrooms promoting hallucinogenic mushrooms? Isn't that cannibalism for them?

"Grow up, Sockhead, it's a video game."

[Chris Lang]

Spider-Man had heard Firestar's comments about Darth Vader.

"So you're from 1984? Well, that explains why you don't know about the later Star Wars movies. In the 90's and at the start of the 21st century, there was another Star Wars trilogy that took place before the movies that you're familiar with, showing the rise of Darth Vader. In it Vader was a pretty depressive kid that liked to complain a lot. Some of it wasn't bad, but it'll never hold a candle to the originals."

"Really? George Lucas said he'd make a prequel trilogy, but you're telling me he didn't get around to it until the late 90's?"

"I'd really like to see those movies, but now really isn't the time." Firestar said, with a sigh.

[Radioactive Zombie]

"Not really, madam. He released the first prequel in 2001, I believe. The second one was in 2003, and there used to be some side-stories that aired on our channel...

[jobies201]

"Really? George Lucas said he'd make a prequel trilogy, but you're telling me he didn't get around to it until the late 90's?"

"I'd really like to see those movies, but now really isn't the time." Firestar said, with a sigh.

"Heehee! You don't wanna see dem unless you wanna lose all wespect you have fow Staw Waws."

[Chris Lang]

"Not really, madam. He released the first prequel in 2001, I believe. The second one was in 2003, and there used to be some side-stories that aired on our channel...

"Side-stories? Your channel? Are you saying you're TV stars?" Firestar asked the strange trio.

[Kevin M.]

The small eating machine continued to move around in his usual erratic motions as he ducked an weaved between all present. The crazed look familiar in his eyes was also present as they surveyed them all, looking for his second lunch of the day.

[Just a Shadow]

"Not really, madam. He released the first prequel in 2001, I believe. The second one was in 2003, and there used to be some side-stories that aired on our channel...

"Actually kiddo, they were 1999, 2002 and 2005."

Turning back to Firestar, Spider-Man says, "yeah, they took forever to get them started."

[Cthulhudrew]

"Wait, wait there, Melvin!" the meerkat protested. "You just said you had calculated the identities of the Traitors, all of them, right? Well, if you're so smart and so innocent, care to tell us who are they, hmmm?".

"No, I don't think I will. For one thing, according to the rules of this game, at least three rounds have to go by before we could vote them all out, so at least two more people will have to die anyway. If I told you who the Traitors were, I'd just be providing them a false sense of security about their chances for survival.

"For another, I really don't like you. And there is a very slight chance- about .000001%- that I might find watching the chaos amusing. Pathetic, isn't it?"

"And we don't hate you! Really!" Pumbaa added, trying to cheer Marvin up . "Unless you are secretly plotting our horrible demises, of course!".

"You say that now, but I'm sure you'll change your mind eventually. Everyone does."

Marvin was finding it increasingly difficult to get on with the task Panthro had given him. Not that he was surprised. Doubtless someone would find some more pedestrian chore to give him before long.

[Radioactive Zombie]

"Side-stories? Your channel? Are you saying you're TV stars?" Firestar asked the strange trio.

(( Side note - the Eds commonly break the fourth wall in their cartoons. ))

"You could put it like that, miss."

[Tommy]

Voting

Jeanie 11- Donald M. (Goofus & Gallant), Schornforce (Team Rocket), Jobies201 (Punisher), Indigo Al (Thundarr), Radioactive Zombie (Ed, Edd, and Eddy), Booster Bronze (Encyclopedia Brown), Gogo Yubari (Shego and Jr.), Masterbasset (Luxord), DoctorDoom (Stephen Lynch), Just A Shadow (Spider-Man), Ben Morgan (Cliff Huxtable)
Justice Lords 2- Chuthludrew (Marvin), KamenRaida (Wile E.)
Luxord 1- Superheroic (Justice Lords)
Spider-man 1- IronStarks (Ironman)
Panthro 1- Joe Acro (Bamf)
Goofus & Gallant 1- TangentMan (Jan Marvel)
Inspector Gadget 1- Darkkeeperjr (Jeanie)
Marvin 3-Overmaster (Timon and Pumba), Jeremi (Panthro), Puppetmon (Hamboy)
Dr. Claw 1- Deadpooligan (Inspector Gadget)
Team Rocket 2- Kevin M. (Taz), Froggy (Mr. Richfeild)
Waspinator 1-Chris Lang (Firestar)

Italics indicate a changed vote.

[Donald M.]

"Wow, things are getting dull around here. I think it's time to liven things up with a little patented Goofus mischief!"

Digging into his pockets, Goofus pulled out a handful of extra-powerful illegal Chinese firecrackers.

Meanwhile, Gallant had gotten over his initial shock over seeing Zac/Troy's dead body (It took a while.) and had officially switched over into detective mode. Of course, a Gallant mystery typically involves creepy caretakers in bear costumes, sabotaged school fund-raisers or graffiti in the town churchyard and the solution is typically, "Goofus was involved."

Even when it's something crazy like invaders from the Nth dimension or that one time when that weirdo performance put peyote in the town reservoir, Goofus somehow finds a way to become involved and make things worse.

It was enough to make Gallant wonder if Goofus could be working for Hordak without him knowing it.

But enough of that. Gallant was still fairly sure Jeannie was a traitor, but there were three traitors. Gallant would keep his eye on his erstwhile companion, but it was important to keep his eyes and ears open for clues, the quicker to end this morbid game.

Suddenly, from the other side of the courtyard, several loud bangs, followed by screams and yelps.

Gallant recognized those bangs!

"Goofus, you and your darn fireworks! You're lucky they found Jed the Janitor's thumb in time to reattach it last time, you scamp!"


OOC: Someone fell victim Goofus and his firecrackers. Rather than impose an explosion on a fellow gamer, I'll let someone volunteer for the "privilege".

Goofus and Gallant on Illegal Chinese Fireworks:

Gallant knows: Play with fire get burned, play with explosives get blown up. Safety first and always, kids!

IT would be unfair to call him a serial maimer, but at last count Goofus has blown off five fingers, two toes and a thumb, none of them his own.

[BoosterBronze]

"Heehee! You don't wanna see dem unless you wanna lose all wespect you have fow Staw Waws."

Encyclopedia Brown furrowed his brow, "I may not know much about the space-time continuum except what I read in books, but if you keep sharing the dark secrets of the future, it might alter the time stream and lead to all of our dooms!"

[Just a Shadow]

Encyclopedia Brown furrowed his brow, "I may not know much about the space-time continuum except what I read in books, but if you keep sharing the dark secrets of the future, it might alter the time stream and lead to all of our dooms!"

"My world barely survived the coming of the Phantom Menace. It is only fair that she be warned so she may prepare her world for it as well."

[hamboy]

"Goofus, you and your darn fireworks! You're lucky they found Jed the Janitor's thumb in time to reattach it last time, you scamp!"


OOC: Someone fell victim Goofus and his firecrackers. Rather than impose an explosion on a fellow gamer, I'll let someone volunteer for the "privilege".


"Waaahhh!" Puppetmon screamed. He was lying in the middle of a crater, his eyes wide in pain. Luckily, this wasn't your typical piece of wood, and he survived. Angered, he dug himself out of the Crater, and approached Goofus.
"You, you, you... attacked me!" He yelled. "Why don't I attack you?"
He walked off. Was he going back on his word already? Was he all talk? Had he proved that he was a wimp?
http://www.bogleech.com/junk/digipuppet2.jpg
"I got an idea for a game now: tag!" He fired, a small hole forming in the floor, where heshot.

[Joe Acro]

"I know ONE who it'll definitely impress..." said Jessie with a slight grin.

Jessie glanced over at the now unconscious James. "When lazybones over there gets up, we'll give you a demonstration. Anything else you want to ask before then?"
The Bamf grinned back at Jessie, somewhat slyly. Then he waited for her to finish before speaking again.

"I don't have any questions now. But maybe I'll you some stuff later," he said with a wink.

The Bamf then walked over to the downed James and began kicking him in the side.

"C'mon! No more sleeping on the job for you."

[Chris Lang]

Encyclopedia Brown furrowed his brow, "I may not know much about the space-time continuum except what I read in books, but if you keep sharing the dark secrets of the future, it might alter the time stream and lead to all of our dooms!"

"I don't see why it should. I'm from a different reality than that Spider-Man, anyway." Firestar shrugged.

"My world barely survived the coming of the Phantom Menace. It is only fair that she be warned so she may prepare her world for it as well."


"The Phantom Menace?" Firestar asked.

OOC: LOL!

[Donald M.]

"Waaahhh!" Puppetmon screamed. He was lying in the middle of a crater, his eyes wide in pain. Luckily, this wasn't your typical piece of wood, and he survived. Angered, he dug himself out of the Crater, and approached Goofus.
"You, you, you... attacked me!" He yelled. "Why don't I attack you?"
He walked off. Was he going back on his word already? Was he all talk? Had he proved that he was a wimp?
http://www.bogleech.com/junk/digipuppet2.jpg
"I got an idea for a game now: tag!" He fired, a small hole forming in the floor, where heshot.

"Fine, you're it!"

As he dropped to the floor and rolled for cover, Goofus simultaneously pulled a second string of firecrackers from his pocket, lit it and tossed it at the gun-toting puppet's face.

Gallant watched all this in amazement.

"His propensity for creative violence rarely fails to amaze me."

Goofus and Gallant on Violence:

Remember kids, when the fighting starts, run and hide! That's the Gallant way!

Goofus knows, sometimes you just have to smack a bitch.

[Radioactive Zombie]

(( Should be "Choke a Bitch". ))

Meanwhile, the Eds retreated to their makeshift arcade, making "improvements" on the various games and the makeshift roller coaster.

[Radioactive Zombie]

(( When is the vigilante kill, anyway? ))

[hamboy]

"Fine, you're it!"

As he dropped to the floor and rolled for cover, Goofus simultaneously pulled a second string of firecrackers from his pocket, lit it and tossed it at the gun-toting puppet's face.

"Arrgghhhh! Hothothot!" Puppetmon screamed. The explosion of the firecrackers hack knocked him back a little, but there was a par more pressing issue at hand: His face was on fire.
Running in circles, he found the bathroom. After splashing water over himself, he was irate.
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"I'll destroy you!" He screamed, firing three shots in Goofus' direction.

[Superheroic]

[COLOR="Magenta"]Voting
Justice Lords 3- Chuthludrew (Marvin), KamenRaida (Wile E.), Ben Morgan (Cliff Huxtable)

OOC: Tommy. I know I messed up the other voting update I questioned but I think Cliff Huxtable voted for Jeannie. (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?p=6857444#post6857444) Unless I missed his vote change.

[Kevin M.]

"I'll destroy you!" He screamed, firing three shots in Goofus' direction.


The shots got Taz's attention as he turned towards Pupetmon.

[Donald M.]

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"I'll destroy you!" He screamed, firing three shots in Goofus' direction.

After Puppetmon had fired at him once again, Goofus sneered.

"Guns are for wussies! Time to end this!"

He calmly stood up from behind his cover as more bullets flew in his direction, missing my mere millimeters in some cases, and pulled the last of his illicit fireworks - a massive M80 labeled 'The Armageddonator' - from one pocket, a slingshot from another, lit the firework and launched it directly at his opponent.

Meanwhile, Gallant had built a small fort out of lawn chairs and was praying as the sound of shots rang around him. One of the bullets ricocheted through one of the chairs stacked just over his head. He thanked God for the change of underwear he always carries.

Goofus and Gallant on Guns:

Gallant knows guns are dangerous! If you find a gun, run and tell a responsible adult!

Goofus says, "Guns are for wussies! Explosives, know that's where it's at!"

[hamboy]

The shots got Taz's attention as he turned towards Pupetmon.

Puppetmon caught taz in the corner of his eye.
"I'ts the guy that ate my toy." Puppetmon said to himself. "I can't let him near my toybox."

[OverMaster]

"For another, I really don't like you. And there is a very slight chance- about .000001%- that I might find watching the chaos amusing. Pathetic, isn't it?"[/B]

Timon blinked.

"He doesn't like me? He doesn't like me?!". He looked really offended. "Pumbaa, did you hear that? My dashing, charming personality fails to ensare someone?!".

"I'm as shocked as you are, Timon...".

"............ Is that a faint tingle of irony in your voice, Pumbaa...?".

[Kevin M.]

Puppetmon caught taz in the corner of his eye.
"I'ts the guy that ate my toy." Puppetmon said to himself. "I can't let him near my toybox."


"Why little crazy wooden man so angry?" he asked.

[Radioactive Zombie]

"Why little crazy wooden man so angry?" he asked.

"Seeing as blondie there just fired several explosives at him, I wouldn't be surprised he's mad...

[hamboy]

He calmly stood up from behind his cover as more bullets flew in his direction, missing my mere millimeters in some cases, and pulled the last of his illicit fireworks - a massive M80 labeled 'The Armageddonator' - from one pocket, a slingshot from another, lit the firework and launched it directly at his opponent.

KA-BOOM!
Puppetmon was on his back, smoking. There was smoke and fire all aroung. He started to shake. Slowly, he rose. His gun was melted, but he held his hammer in hand.
"I'm a Mega-Level Digimon!" He shouted. "That was fun, but it's time for me to end this!"
http://h1.ripway.com/hamboy/puphammer.jpg
"PUPPET PUMMEL!"

[Tommy]

OOC: Tommy. I know I messed up the other voting update I questioned but I think Cliff Huxtable voted for Jeannie. (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?p=6857444#post6857444) Unless I missed his vote change.

OOC: You're right, he changed his vote and I missed it. Sorry, this voting tabulating this is difficult...

[DoctorDoom]

Someone tapped the singer on the shoulder. "I must say I'm getting a little tired of your misogynistic attitude," Wonder Woman said sounding annoyed.

Hawkgirl had her mace resting on one shoulder. "Hmmm. Me too."
(Ooc: Wow, the irony.)

"Now ladies, I'm no misogynist! In fact, I respect ladies deeply. In fact, aloow me to sing a song of hope to you, to show you. This was when my...uh... 'wife' told me some big news."

Stephen strums his guitar... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsvV-sa6kXQ)

"This for all the ladies..."

(There are some 'woos' in the crowd)

"Ya might wanna save those "woos"."

"I kissed you on the cheek
“Good night my love” I say
You turned to me and smile
'A baby’s on the way.'

And then you drift asleep
To dream of life anew
And I lie wondering
Just what I should do

I could kick you in the stomach
And catch you unawares
I could swear to God you accidently
Fell that flight of stairs

When I tell you that I love you
I will look you in the eye
As I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh."

Stephen looks at the shocked faces before him.

"Like I said...that was for the ladies."

(OOC: Yes, that was another of his real songs.)

[DoctorDoom]

"Just what is THAT supposed to mean?" Firestar exclaimed. She glared at Stephen angrily, a fiery aura surrounding her.

"The 80's was a bad time for everybody. Just glad someone has a decent head on their shoulders. I mean, just look at me!"


“No problem. He's been rather rude hasn't he, a little like that spiderkid...tsk of all the million insects and he has to pick a spider.”

"I'm not rude! This is for all the kiddies' benefit. Are you mad you haven't had a song made about you? I could always call it "Pu--"

Stephen stops and smiles.

"-tting the Cat Out."

[Chris Lang]

"The 80's was a bad time for everybody. Just glad someone has a decent head on their shoulders. I mean, just look at me!"

"And what about you? I don't really know anything about you." Firestar said.

Stephen went on to defend himself from charges that he was a misogynist.

(Ooc: Wow, the irony.)

"Now ladies, I'm no misogynist! In fact, I respect ladies deeply. In fact, aloow me to sing a song of hope to you, to show you. This was when my...uh... 'wife' told me some big news."

Stephen strums his guitar... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsvV-sa6kXQ)

"This for all the ladies..."

(There are some 'woos' in the crowd)

"Ya might wanna save those "woos"."

('For the Ladies' lyrics)

Stephen looks at the shocked faces before him.

"Like I said...that was for the ladies."

(OOC: Yes, that was another of his real songs.)

Firestar just stood there in stunned silence. He didn't ... he didn't sing THAT, did he?

OOC: You didn't .... you didn't use THAT Stephen Lynch song, did you? :eek:

Of course, he DOES warn the audience about this one...

Wow, you never cease to surprise me!

[KingofPie]

"Watch it, or I'll melt you to a puddle of green goo!" Firestar threatened. "Or at the very least I'll fuse your circuits!"

"Now, can you tell me why you're NOT a Traitor. You're very high on my suspect list. For now, I'm voting for you, Waspinator. But if you make a good enough case, I'll change my vote."

""Waspinator? Traitor? Not true! Waspinator think Big-Head is traitor!"

OOC: Vote for Marvin.

[jobies201]

"Woah! Who is Pinocchio picking on now?"

[Tommy]

"Hmmm...looks like only one person hasn't voted yet..."

Voting

Jeanie 11- Donald M. (Goofus & Gallant), Schornforce (Team Rocket), Jobies201 (Punisher), Indigo Al (Thundarr), Radioactive Zombie (Ed, Edd, and Eddy), Booster Bronze (Encyclopedia Brown), Gogo Yubari (Shego and Jr.), Masterbasset (Luxord), DoctorDoom (Stephen Lynch), Just A Shadow (Spider-Man), Ben Morgan (Cliff Huxtable)
Justice Lords 2- Chuthludrew (Marvin), KamenRaida (Wile E.)
Luxord 1- Superheroic (Justice Lords)
Spider-man 1- IronStarks (Ironman)
Panthro 1- Joe Acro (Bamf)
Goofus & Gallant 1- TangentMan (Jan Marvel)
Inspector Gadget 1- Darkkeeperjr (Jeanie)
Marvin 4-Overmaster (Timon and Pumba), Jeremi (Panthro), Puppetmon (Hamboy), KingofPie (Waspinator)
Dr. Claw 1- Deadpooligan (Inspector Gadget)
Team Rocket 2- Kevin M. (Taz), Froggy (Mr. Richfeild)
Waspinator 1-Chris Lang (Firestar)

Italics indicate a changed vote.

[Superheroic]

Really bad song to play to Wonder Woman.

"Putting the Cat Out."

http://www.superheroics.com/images/WWSL.jpg

Wonder Woman grabbed Lynch around the throat. "How about putting the trash out?" She dragged him out of the apartment and found the nearest Dumpster. "Perhaps spending some time as garbage will keep you from spouting garbage!" She threw him in the dumpster, then bent the lid so it wouldn't open.

[DoctorDoom]

OOC: You didn't .... you didn't use THAT Stephen Lynch song, did you? :eek:

Of course, he DOES warn the audience about this one...

Wow, you never cease to surprise me!


OOC: How so? And is that a good thing or a bad thing?

[Schornforce]

The Bamf grinned back at Jessie, somewhat slyly. Then he waited for her to finish before speaking again.

"I don't have any questions now. But maybe I'll you some stuff later," he said with a wink.

The Bamf then walked over to the downed James and began kicking him in the side.

"C'mon! No more sleeping on the job for you."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/IamJames.jpg

"EEEEEEEE!!! I'm up! I'm up! No more kicking!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/WeCanJessie.jpg

"FINALLY. Let's show Bamfie here how it's done."

Jessie leans in close to Bamf, "Now, Bamfie, we're going to do our old default motto for this first lesson. When I say so, you can say the last line, since Meowth isn't here. Can you do that? Just make sure that the phrase you say ends with a word that rhymes with 'fight' okay?"

Jessie gives Bamf a little giggle as she takes her place with James.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/DarkTR.jpg

"*ahem* Ahahahahaha! Prepare for trouble!"
"Yes, and while you're at it, make it double!"
"To protect the world from devastation"
"To unite all peoples within our nation"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love"
"To extend our reach to the stars above"
"Jessie!"
"James!"
"Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!"
"Surrender now, or prepare to fight, fight, fight!"

Jessie whispers, "that's your cue, Bamfie!"

[Joe Acro]

Jessie whispers, "that's your cue, Bamfie!"
The Bamf prepared himself for the right moment, and then blurted out.

"With a Bamf outta sight!"

And then he teleported, reappearing on Jessie's shoulder.

[Superheroic]

Panthro had Hawkgirl in a headlock pinning her to the ground. “Say uncle?”

Green Lantern looked at the two sparring partners. "Ooooh. He's so going to regret that."

"N-Never!" Hawkgirl spat. Clearly she underestimated Panthro's skill. He was, well, as quick as a cat. And strong. Still, he had underestimated her too. Quickly she got her knees under her as her mace sparked to life with energy. She reached around with her right hand, wrapping the mace handle behind Panthro's neck, and grabbed the head with her left hand. "I'm...strong too...you know!" She stood up and flipped Panthro from her. The Thundercat hurled through the and acrobatically spun and landed on his feet facing her.

"Ok, Panthro! Round Two!"

http://www.superheroics.com/images/panthrohawk.jpg

Just then two emerald bands separated the two combatants. Green Lantern smiled. "All right you two. Let's stop this before we all do something we might regret."

Hawkgirl and Panthro looked at Green Lantern then at each other. Hawkgirl threw her head back and laughed. "Whew! Good fight, Pantho!" She walked over and patted him on the shoulder. "I really needed that!"

[Schornforce]

The Bamf prepared himself for the right moment, and then blurted out.

"With a Bamf outta sight!"

And then he teleported, reappearing on Jessie's shoulder.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/WeCanJessie.jpg

"Bravo! Bravo! You're a natural!!!!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/IamJames.jpg

"Yes! Well done, indeed, Bamfie!!!"

"Now, onto lesson two...

Meowth's a bit of a prima donna, not that any of us are innocent of that, but long story short, he wanted more lines. Since he's STILL nowhere to be seen, you get to fill in his role once more! The first line must rhyme with 'Sent here to fulfill our destiny.' Then later on, after James introduces himself, you announce yourself and rhyme the last word you say with 'James.'

Finally, after James says 'Team Rocket,' you say 'will be there' okay?

I know you can do it, Bamfie!"

"We have the utmost faith in you! Ready? Here we go..."


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Spotlight.jpg

"Prepare for trouble!"
"And make it double!"
"An evil as old as the galaxy"
"Sent here to fulfill our destiny"

"your turn!"

[Radioactive Zombie]

Eddy was probably dying from laughter, seeing all the chaos and musicians thrown into dumpsters, and strange thugs appearing out of nowhere with that damn cat...

"BWAHAHAHA! If only I had my video camera! Oh, wait, I do! AHAHAHAHA! THIS IS RICH! Pure comedy gold! This'll sell for MILLIONS when we get back!

"Ha, ha, Eddy, as if a brutal game of life-or-death and with the other cartoon characters running about would catch on with children.

[Tommy]

http://www.superheroics.com/images/WWSL.jpg

Wonder Woman grabbed Lynch around the throat. "How about putting the trash out?" She dragged him out of the apartment and found the nearest Dumpster. "Perhaps spending some time as garbage will keep you from spouting garbage!" She threw him in the dumpster, then bent the lid so it wouldn't open.

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"Oh no!" cried Dr. Orpheus, "That masculine looking woman is tormenting the balladeer! Fear not friend singer for I, Dr. Orpheus, am to the RESCUE! Consider this your final warning. You do not know the risk you are taking for a whisper from my lips could open your mind to a world of arcane TORTURE! Your manliness will not save you from DR. ORPHEUS MASTER NECROMANCER!”

His hands glowed blue, he gestured dramatically and Wonder Woman’s shoes burst into flame.

[Superheroic]

His hands glowed blue, he gestured dramatically and Wonder Woman’s shoes burst into flame.

"Hera!" Wonder Woman looked around anxiously when a powerful gust of wind blew the flames out!

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/betterworld/p1/18.jpg

"Listen up, Orpheus," Superman told the mage. " A Host shouldn't be allowed to attack us. Aren't there rules against that sort of thing? Wonder Woman had every right to shut Lynch up. If she didn't do it, I would have."

Superman stalked over to Orpheus. He looked the at the man's forehead, looked at a spot just above the bridge of the nose, looked at his brain. "I won't have this conversation with you again. Am I clear?"

[tangentman]

Jan blinked obliviously at the song lyrics. "Why would he slide a coat hanger up her thigh...?" Of course, she agreed with Wonder Woman that Stephen didn't think much of girls.

"You're right, Wonder Woman! He's obviously a male chauvinist pig!" Hey, Jan knew about Women's Liberation--she was hip! When Wonder Woman "took out the trash", Jan nodded approvingly. "Up against the wall, Male Chauvinist Pig!" After shouting the slogan, Jan covered her mouth to stifle self-conscious giggles.

That's when Dr. Orpheus magically set Wonder Woman's boots on fire! "Hey!" Jan flew like a lightning bolt toward Orpheus. She flew around Orpheus at high speed, flying so fast she created a wind funnel. The Shazam-made cyclone lifted Orpheus off his feet. "I won't let you just give the Hot Foot to a great superheroine like Wonder Woman!'

[Chris Lang]

Superman stalked over to Orpheus. He looked the at the man's forehead, looked at a spot just above the bridge of the nose, looked at his brain. "I won't have this conversation with you again. Am I clear?"

"Are you THREATENING him?" Firestar exclaimed.

[Superheroic]

"I won't let you just give the Hot Foot to a great superheroine like Wonder Woman!'

"Thank you, Jan Marvel. I was more surprised than anything. It looks like Superman's intervening."

[Superheroic]

"Are you THREATENING him?" Firestar exclaimed.

"Let's just say it's friendly advice."

[Tommy]

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"Listen up, Orpheus," Superman told the mage. " A Host shouldn't be allowed to attack us. Aren't there rules against that sort of thing? Wonder Woman had every right to shut Lynch up. If she didn't do it, I would have."

Superman stalked over to Orpheus. He looked the at the man's forehead, looked at a spot just above the bridge of the nose, looked at his brain. "I won't have this conversation with you again. Am I clear?"

"My dear boy," Dr. Orpheus said dismissively, "May I suggest you take your 'local color' elsewhere? With but a thought I could levitate, INCINERATE THIS ENTIRE HOUSE, MAKE YOU BELIVE YOU WERE A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF BLOSSOM, SHOOT LIGHTING FROM MY HANDS! For your infantile attempts to intimidate me are fruitless! I know the RULES! And a host may intervene during moments of VIOLENCE!"

[Tommy]

That's when Dr. Orpheus magically set Wonder Woman's boots on fire! "Hey!" Jan flew like a lightning bolt toward Orpheus. She flew around Orpheus at high speed, flying so fast she created a wind funnel. The Shazam-made cyclone lifted Orpheus off his feet. "I won't let you just give the Hot Foot to a great superheroine like Wonder Woman!'

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"Oh my," said Dolores ever so sweetly, "Didn't we already have this conversation? Little girls need to learn how to follow those that know better than they." She waved her wand, "Stupify."


"Clearly the glorious Horde is needed now more than ever to educate tomorrow's children in proper decorum."

OOC: This is pretty much just because Dolores hates Jan...

[darkkeeperjr]

[COLOR="Magenta"]"Hmmm...looks like only one person hasn't voted yet..."
]

when is voting over and banishment begins?

[Tommy]

when is voting over and banishment begins?
OOC: Tomarrow, 8:00 pm.

[DoctorDoom]

Wonder Woman grabbed Lynch around the throat. "How about putting the trash out?" She dragged him out of the apartment and found the nearest Dumpster. "Perhaps spending some time as garbage will keep you from spouting garbage!" She threw him in the dumpster, then bent the lid so it wouldn't open.


(OOC: Loved that image!)

Stephen spoke from the Dumpster:

"Nice comeback! Some ambassador you are."

Stephen smiled.

"I'm sure this isn't the first time she's thrown a living being into the trash..."

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Stephen strums his guitar... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpWB_ZiFy-Q)

"My lady is Wonder Woman, today.
She's at the hospital giving birth, right away.
She looks right at me, and hands her to me
She looks at look at my newborn and said:"

*Stephen imitates Wonder Woman*

'Damn that's an ugly baby
Damn that's an ugly ass baby
I'm feeling quite concerned
My semen must have turned
Cause damn that's an ugly baby!

I can't believe this came out from me
I think Kal-El gave me a disease.
She's got the eyes of a rat.
At least she's not fat....much,
But the placenta is cuter than she

Damn that's an ugly baby
Hera, damn that's an ugly ass baby
I can't take her home today
She'll scare the super-dog away
'cause damn that's an ugly baby

And when she smiles I find
The Joker comed to mind,
It makes me want to choose
whether or not to giver her to Bruce.
I always wanted kids
Is it wrong to hope for SIDS?
Then the doctor walks on in.
Mrs. Diana... Outside there's a....bin.

Goodbye, you ugly ass baby!
Win for me, over the ugly looking baby!
I'm feeling pretty well
Although I'm sure I'm going to hell,
Cause that was an ugly ass baby!'

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"And I watched!"

[Schornforce]

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Taking advantage of Dale Gribble's slow response time, Meowth snuck out to Hank and Dean's sandbox for a minute and then returned to the bugbago.

"Hey pal, long as we're chattin', y'know dere's a ginormous bug flyin' round inside da house, right? I seen it a few minutes ago."

[Schornforce]

Stephen sings!

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OOC: So THAT's what happened to Wonder Tot (http://en.dcdatabaseproject.com/Wonder_Tot). 'Crisis' my fanny.

[Joe Acro]

"Now, onto lesson two...

Meowth's a bit of a prima donna, not that any of us are innocent of that, but long story short, he wanted more lines. Since he's STILL nowhere to be seen, you get to fill in his role once more! The first line must rhyme with 'Sent here to fulfill our destiny.' Then later on, after James introduces himself, you announce yourself and rhyme the last word you say with 'James.'

Finally, after James says 'Team Rocket,' you say 'will be there' okay?

I know you can do it, Bamfie!"

"We have the utmost faith in you! Ready? Here we go..."


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"Prepare for trouble!"
"And make it double!"
"An evil as old as the galaxy"
"Sent here to fulfill our destiny"

"your turn!"
"To up any ante!"

And from the point, the motto proceeded unimpeded.

"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
"To extend our reach to the stars above!"
"Jessie!"
"James!"
"And Bamf in this game!

"Anywhere there's peace in the universe..."
"Team Rocket..."
"Will be there!"

The motto wasn't complete, but that's as far as the Bamf knew to go.

[Donald M.]

KA-BOOM!
Puppetmon was on his back, smoking. There was smoke and fire all aroung. He started to shake. Slowly, he rose. His gun was melted, but he held his hammer in hand.
"I'm a Mega-Level Digimon!" He shouted. "That was fun, but it's time for me to end this!"
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"PUPPET PUMMEL!"

Goofus nibly stepped aside as Puppetmon brought his hammer crashing down with crushing force.



*yawn*

"Oh, I'm sorry, was I meant to be impressed?"


Goofus and Gallant on Sleep:

Gallant knows that proper rest is a key to good health.

Goofus spends the day stumbling about like a zombie because he can't resist staying up all night playing the Traitor Game.

Don't be a Goofus!

[tangentman]

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"Oh my," said Dolores ever so sweetly, "Didn't we already have this conversation? Little girls need to learn how to follow those that know better than they." She waved her wand, "Stupify."


"Clearly the glorious Horde is needed now more than ever to educate tomorrow's children in proper decorum."

OOC: This is pretty much just because Dolores hates Jan...

OOC: Is Dolores a Host, too? If not, how about a quick comeuppance?

IC: Jan smiled devilishly when the wand rose. "You can't fool me with the same trick twice!" Suddenly, Jan Marvel simply wasn't where Dolores aimed her spell. Now Umbridge saw her, now she didn't. With the Speed of Mercury, Jan whizzed under the line of Umbridge's fire.

In scant seconds, the Lieutenant Marvel was behind the Terror of Hogwarts. "You really should learn not to stick your wand into other people's business!" Grabbing the ostentatious pink shawl, Jan threw it over Dolores' pinched face. Then, grabbing the witch's arms, Jan started whirling her like a human top.


OOC: Feel free to let Hordak, Orpheus, or even the Sorceress step in...

[Schornforce]

"To up any ante!"

And from the point, the motto proceeded unimpeded.

"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
"To extend our reach to the stars above!"
"Jessie!"
"James!"
"And Bamf in this game!

"Anywhere there's peace in the universe..."
"Team Rocket..."
"Will be there!"

The motto wasn't complete, but that's as far as the Bamf knew to go.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/IamJames.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/WeCanJessie.jpg "To make everything worse!"

"Brilliant again! Are you SURE you haven't done this before?"

"Yes indeedy! Next is the third and final lesson! IMPROV!!! EEEEOOOOO!!!"

"You see, Bamfie, it's important for us to switch the motto up every now and then, lest it get dull. Plus, it keeps our adversaries on their toes."

"Right-y O! My favorite was when we um... infiltrated a sort of hospital-thing. The doctor demanded to know if we had an appointment. So...."

"We have no appointment but we've been having some trouble," Jesse says, twisting around.
"So prescribe us some ointment on the double."
"To protect us from all that chafing and itching."
"It might finally stop all of Jesse's.... complaining."
"To eradicate the evils of athletes feet."
"Maybe I can get rid of my prickly heat!"
"Jesse."
"James."
"Team Rocket's been scratching at the speed of light!"
"So give us some salve or we'll never sleep tonight!"

"Well, you get the idea. Now, for the pop quiz! Look around this place. The other players, the surroundings and make up a motto entirely on your own! Don't be afraid to do both parts! We're behind you all the way!"

"I'm just a-twitter with excitement! I'm sure you'll pass with flying colors! Then, we can find Meowth and Stephen-- by the way, Jess, that singer agreed to join the team too!

And then we can do our brand new super-duper grand Team Rocket motto!!!"

Team Rocket then turned, grinning at Bamf, awaiting his first solo motto attempt.

OOC: The motto was taken from the Pokemon episode: Hassle in the Castle. One of my all-time faves.

[Tommy]

OOC: Is Dolores a Host, too? If not, how about a quick comeuppance?
OOC: Yes, Dolores is the counterpart to Dr. Orpheus. As far as I'm concerned they're all hosting.

In scant seconds, the Lieutenant Marvel was behind the Terror of Hogwarts. "You really should learn not to stick your wand into other people's business!" Grabbing the ostentatious pink shawl, Jan threw it over Dolores' pinched face. Then, grabbing the witch's arms, Jan started whirling her like a human top.

Dolores fumed. "You horrible little child!" she screamed while attempting to pull the shawl off her face. "The Horde will deal with all your kind soon enough!" But Jan was already far away.

[Joe Acro]

"Well, you get the idea. Now, for the pop quiz! Look around this place. The other players, the surroundings and make up a motto entirely on your own! Don't be afraid to do both parts! We're behind you all the way!"

"I'm just a-twitter with excitement! I'm sure you'll pass with flying colors! Then, we can find Meowth and Stephen-- by the way, Jess, that singer agreed to join the team too!

And then we can do our brand new super-duper grand Team Rocket motto!!!"

Team Rocket then turned, grinning at Bamf, awaiting his first solo motto attempt.
The Bamf grinned back at them.

"Okay! This shouldn't be too hard...

"Now, what have I got to work with..."

The Bamf looked around the room, searching for inspiration. Slowly, the words came to him.

OOC: As for what his words are, you'll have to wait and see. Next post! ...whenever that is...

[tangentman]

OOC: Yes, Dolores is the counterpart to Dr. Orpheus. As far as I'm concerned they're all hosting.

OOC: Well...if the Weazley Twins could pull one over on Ol' Dolores, I figure someone with the power of Shazam should get at least one at her expense. :wink:


Dolores fumed. "You horrible little child!" she screamed while attempting to pull the shawl off her face. "The Horde will deal with all your kind soon enough!" But Jan was already far away.

"Maybe that'll teach you not to cast spells on a bonafide superheroine! Do you know who plays THAT kinda nasty trick? Villains." Of course, Jan Marvel stood behind Superman, Wonder Woman, and the Martian Manhunter while she taunted Umbridge.

Nervously, she whispered to Wonder Woman, "Now, I bet she really hates me...!" Under her breath, she whispered even softer, "It's bad enough Gallant won't even look at me after I voted against Goofus. Do you think he holds a grudge against me?"

[hamboy]

Goofus nibly stepped aside as Puppetmon brought his hammer crashing down with crushing force.

Puppetmon Missed, and a blast of energy came from under the hammer, destroying a nearbly tree.
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"Hey! Stay where you are you dirty cheater!" He shouted. He threw a string at Goofus. The string found it's mark, and wrapped him up. Puppetmon stood over him, with a smile.
"Hahahahaha! I have to many powers, nanananana!"

[Jeremi]

Hawkgirl and Panthro looked at Green Lantern then at each other. Hawkgirl threw her head back and laughed. "Whew! Good fight, Pantho!" She walked over and patted him on the shoulder. "I really needed that!"

Panthro did the same. “You where not so bad yourself. You’re pretty strong for a bird. Either way I enjoyed it, let me blow of some steam. Well it with a little more experience backing you up you'll be whopping villain behinds in no time.”

[OverMaster]

Timon watched the fights and threats with dettached coldness, keeping his arms crossed, and his back supported on Pumbaa's body. The warthog just sat there munching on afeew cockroaches.

"This is getting us nowhere!" Timon finally complained, throwing his arms up. "This people wants to do nothing but to fight each other! At this rate, they'll do the Traitors' job for them...".

"You *munch* still suspicious of *gulp* lil' Melvin, Timon?".

"Now more than ever, pal. After all, his refusal to tell us what he SAYS he knows makes him even more suspicious, since it contradicts any hope for his own survival as well as ours... Although maybe he just wants to die. I wonder...".

"Well, *crunch, crunch*, ya know, I've been thinking, and maybe there's some merit to Inspector Gadget's Dr. Claw theory...".

Timon slapped a hand over his own face. "PUMBAA! You can't vote someone who isn't even here!!".

"We can't?".

"No, we can't!".

"Ah. Okay". Then Pumbaa mentally scratched two names off his private suspect list.

Pumbaa's Mental List.

Melvin.

Team Sprocket.

Inspector Gadget.

Funny Singing Guy.

Martian.

Fat, arrogant gray haired human lady.

Tasmanian Devil.

Dr. Claw (discarded).

Scar (discarded).

Timon??????

[Superheroic]

Another vile song, this time directed at Wonder Woman!

Of course, Jan Marvel stood behind Superman, Wonder Woman, and the Martian Manhunter while she taunted Umbridge. Nervously, she whispered to Wonder Woman, "Now, I bet she really hates me...!" Under her breath, she whispered even softer, "It's bad enough Gallant won't even look at me after I voted against Goofus. Do you think he holds a grudge against me?"

"Don't worry about Umbridge," Wonder Woman said as she walked over to another dumpster. She picked it up, one-handed, and walked over to the dumpster Stephen Lynch was in. "As for Gallant, while I assure you my teammates and I aren't Traitors, still I'd caution you not to trust anyone." She lifted the lid of Lynch's dumpster. He sat, stewing in coffee grounds, bacon grease, and used condoms with the name "BROCK" printed on them, smiling up at Wonder Woman. "Besides, if Gallant truly has feelings for you," she said as she dumped the contents from the other dumpster on Lynch, "he'll forgive you."
As Wonder Woman closed the lid on Lynch, a flash of Heat Vision from Superman sealed him in. Wonder Woman punched a whole in the side of the dumpster. As she wiped her hands together she shrugged, "Even vermin need to breathe."

“Well with a little more experience backing you up you'll be whopping villain behinds in no time.”

"I'll take that under advisement," Hawkgirl smiled wryly.

[Jeremi]

As Wonder Woman closed the lid on Lynch, a flash of Heat Vision from Superman sealed him in. Wonder Woman punched a whole in the side of the dumpster. As she wiped her hands together she shrugged, "Even vermin need to breathe."

Panthro gave out a heartily laugh to WW’s antics with Lynch. “HAHAHAHAHAHA! Well he had it coming for him sooner or later.”

"I'll take that under advisement," Hawkgirl smiled wryly.

”Though you probably do that already.” Panthro points at the other Justice Lords. "Or do you just go around saving kittens from trees?"

[Superheroic]

Panthro points at the other Justice Lords. "Or do you just go around saving kittens from trees?"

Hawkgirl laughed, "Not kittens. Panther cubs. Seriously though, we've taken a more active approach to our planet's problems, rather than reactive. It's worked well."

[Jeremi]

Hawkgirl laughed, "Not kittens. Panther cubs. Seriously though, we've taken a more active approach to our planet's problems, rather than reactive. It's worked well."

Panthro laughed as well. “Yeah I can get that, me and the Thundercats have a similar approach to our worlds problems, we try to help everywhere we can. In returne we get help as well.”

[Indigo Al]

Thundarr observed all the mayhem unfolding before him.

"Lords of Light! The Toad Beast is on the attack!" Reaching over to his wrist, he unsheathed his sunsword. The energy blade flared to life, and in a swift motion, Thundarr sliced Gadget's handcuff arm off!

Then, he charged at Dolores. "AAAARRRRRRRHHH! Taste Sunsword, Toad-Beast!"

[Superheroic]

Hawkgirl? J'onn's telepathically called. Will you join us please?

I'm on my way, she replied. Then to Panthro she said, "Will you excuse me? My teammates would like to speak with me." With that she flew toward J'onn and the others.

[Jeremi]

I'm on my way, she replied. Then to Panthro she said, "Will you excuse me? My teammates would like to speak with me." With that she flew toward J'onn and the others.

“Not at all. It’s not that I can hold you back or anything.” Panthro said with a smile.

Then, he charged at Dolores. "AAAARRRRRRRHHH! Taste Sunsword, Toad-Beast!"

“This should be good, I would help her but I don’t like Miss Toady one bit.”

[Tommy]

Then, he charged at Dolores. "AAAARRRRRRRHHH! Taste Sunsword, Toad-Beast!"

"Hummph," Dolores said, "Clearly the Horde needs to visit your world and teach you proper behavior."

With a crack she apperated behind Thundarr. "Stupefy," she said waving her wand.

[Superheroic]

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"So did you have fun with your new playmate?" Green Lantern asked as Hawkgirl joined the others.

"Is that jealousy I detect?" she asked smiling a little.

"Well it was hard seeing you get beat like that," a giant smirk crossed his face.

"I did not get beat. It was a tie. Besides you stopped round two--"

"Are you two finished?" Superman interrupted them.

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"Good. The voting is almost over and someone is going to get banished. Thoughts?"

"I'd like to vote for Lynch on general principle," Wonder Woman told them. "But I don't see how he could have accomplished the first kill. Jeannie's as good a suspect as any. It's claimed she's a genie and magic user."

"Plus she was very quiet up until the point she started getting votes," GL said.

"Not to mention overly emotional when she got votes," Hawkgirl stated. "Still, she could be being setup."

"I liked your theory about the Robot," Superman said to Green Lantern. "We can switch our votes to Marvin, especially since he voted for us. And his claim of figuring out the Traitors already? Well, we know he's wrong. All the more reason to suspect him of being a Traitor. Our vote on Luxord will be wasted this round if Jeannie turns out to be innocent."

"I do not trust Luxord," J'onn offered. "But our vote was a retaliation vote. Mostly. I agree we could change it to Marvin, maybe others will follow suit."

"Maybe," Superman finished. Still, he thought, assume anyone voting against us is a Traitor.

"But--" Hawkgirl blurted out

"Any. One."

[Jeremi]

"Stupefy,"[/COLOR] she said waving her wand.

Suddenly a tall shadow appears behind Umbridge. “I’m afraid I wont let you do that. Why don’t you go for a spin?” Panthro grabs Umbridge and flings her up in the air. “Happy landing, Toady.”

OOC: She’ll survive because she’s…*waves fingers MAGIC!

[Tommy]

Suddenly a tall shadow appears behind Umbridge. “I’m afraid I wont let you do that. Why don’t you go for a spin?” Panthro grabs Umbridge and flings her up in the air. “Happy landing, Toady.”

"This is getting a little ridiculous," Hordak said. Dolores seemed to float in the air for a moment and then gently landed. A glimmer appeared around her. "There, a magical shield will protect you from further molestations."

"Oh thank you great Horak," Dolores said, tears forming at her eyes, "Truly you are a beacon of light in this universe or any other."

[Joe Acro]

The Bamf thought for a moment and then began his motto.

"We're in a game; there will be trouble."

He paused briefly as he thought up the next part.

"Bad Guys and Other Guy, that makes it double."

And as he remembered their motto from earlier, the Bamf was able to provide the rest straight through.

"To protect ourselves from some outside destruction,
"We work hard to make the right deduction!
"To denounce the crimes of the Traitors around,
"We reach out to all, we know no bounds!
"Bamf and Bamf!
"Team Rocket playing at the speed of light!
"Join now or prepare to fight!"

Then the Bamf looked over his shoulder to see his fellow Rocketeers' reactions.

[Deadpooligan]

"Lords of Light! The Toad Beast is on the attack!" Reaching over to his wrist, he unsheathed his sunsword. The energy blade flared to life, and in a swift motion, Thundarr sliced Gadget's handcuff arm off!

Gadget picked up his severed arm and attempted to pop it back into place. A hand holding a sodering iron popped out of his hat and began to reattach his arm, which remained pointed at Thundarr.

"Ouch. Well, I won't take you down to the station now, Mister Blundarr, but I'm keeping a rather strict and comprehensive list of your violations."

He took out a pad and paper, and jotted down a few notes before reading it aloud as he looked it over.

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Breaking & Entering.
Destruction of property.
Disturbing the peace.
Barbarism.
Refusing to comply with a police officer.
Resisting arrest.
Indecent exposure.
Crimes against fashion humanity.
Assaulting a police officer.
Assaulting the elderly.
Carrying an unregistered firearm.
Racketeering.
Rocketeering?

"Right. That... could put him away for quite awhile... wowsers, this arrest could get me promoted to Deputy Commissioner Gadget!"

Penny was sitting down next to her Uncle, petting Brain, her chin resting in her hand.

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"Hmm... this 'game' is really starting to drag on. I wonder what everybody else is doing to keep themselves occupied."

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"Righting?"

"Besides fighting. I wonder how Encyclopedia is dealing with this..."

She sighed as Brain shrugged.

[Indigo Al]

With a crack she apperated behind Thundarr. "Stupefy," she said waving her wand.

Thundarr's charge was stopped when Dolores's spell hit him.

Then, after a few seconds, he continued to charge at Dolores. "AAAARRRRRRRHHH! Taste Sunsword, Toad-Beast!"

[Just a Shadow]

Penny was sitting down next to her Uncle, petting Brain, her chin resting in her hand.

"Hmm... this 'game' is really starting to drag on. I wonder what everybody else is doing to keep themselves occupied."

"Righting?"

"Besides fighting. I wonder how Encyclopedia is dealing with this..."

She sighed as Brain shrugged.

Descending upside down from a webline, Spider-Man says, "I can't speak for the rest, but Taz and I went for a snack."

[Donald M.]

Puppetmon Missed, and a blast of energy came from under the hammer, destroying a nearbly tree.
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"Hey! Stay where you are you dirty cheater!" He shouted. He threw a string at Goofus. The string found it's mark, and wrapped him up. Puppetmon stood over him, with a smile.
"Hahahahaha! I have to many powers, nanananana!"

The hogtied but otherwise unharmed Goofus looked up at the charred and smoking Puppetmon with a sarcastic smirk.

"Okay dude, you totally win."

Gallant climbed out from behind his lawn chair fort, quivering only slightly.

"Is the fighting finally over?"

"Wow, my hero."

Goofus and Gallant at Sea:

Captain Gallant is a stern but fair taskmaster.

When the mutiny goes down tomorrow, Seaman Goofus will probably let the Captain live.

[Tommy]

Thundarr's charge was stopped when Dolores's spell hit him.

Then, after a few seconds, he continued to charge at Dolores. "AAAARRRRRRRHHH! Taste Sunsword, Toad-Beast!"

"Hem Hem," Dolores said, "I think you need to learn a little something about fear. Accio Boggart!" There was a puff of smoke and the magical creature quickly latched onto the worst fear anyone had in the room.

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[Indigo Al]

"Hem Hem," Dolores said, "I think you need to learn a little something about fear. Accio Boggart!" There was a puff of smoke and the magical creature quickly latched onto the worst fear anyone had in the room.

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Thundarr stopped in mid-charge, staring at the magical hologram conjured by Dolores Umbridge

"Lords of Light! Who is that radiant, beautiful young woman standing next to the she-wizard? Why, her hair is so lustrous, her smile so dazzling - she must be possessed of many talents!"

"If only SHE were trapped in this evil game with the rest of us..."

[Just a Shadow]

Seeing Thundarr bounce off of Dolores' magical shield, Spider-Man quietly muses to himself, "so... she has a magical shield that ensures she cannot be hurt..."

Swinging near to Dolores, Spider-Man covers her in a web coccoon that hangs off of the magical shield, completely obscuring her vision."

"She'll need to turn off the shield to get her vision back. If anyone wants to whomp her, that'll be the time to do it."

[Tommy]

Thundarr stopped in mid-charge, staring at the magical hologram conjured by Dolores Umbridge

"Lords of Light! Who is that radiant, beautiful young woman standing next to the she-wizard? Why, her hair is so lustrous, her smile so dazzling - she must be possessed of many talents!"

"If only SHE were trapped in this evil game with the rest of us..."

"Why thank you so much!" Marcia said, "Jan isn't it wonderful when people complement your looks? Why just today I was walking to the Pizza Parlor and a highschool boy asked me on a date! Being pretty and popular is so much fun!"

Seeing Thundarr bounce off of Dolores' magical shield, Spider-Man quietly muses to himself, "so... she has a magical shield that ensures she cannot be hurt..."

Swinging near to Dolores, Spider-Man covers her in a web coccoon that hangs off of the magical shield, completely obscuring her vision."

"She'll need to turn off the shield to get her vision back. If anyone wants to whomp her, that'll be the time to do it."

Unfortunately it was mere seconds before the webbing burned off the shield. "Hem Hem," Dolores said, "Young man, I think you must have detention with me."

[Just a Shadow]

Unfortunately it was mere seconds before the webbing burned off the shield. "Hem Hem," Dolores said, "Young man, I think you must have detention with me."

"I'll take a rain check on that. Now the sorceress on the other hand can punish me anytime she wants. I've been a bad boy." :wink:

[DoctorDoom]

Wonder Woman said as she walked over to another dumpster. She picked it up, one-handed, and walked over to the dumpster Stephen Lynch was in.

As Wonder Woman closed the lid on Lynch, a flash of Heat Vision from Superman sealed him in. Wonder Woman punched a whole in the side of the dumpster. As she wiped her hands together she shrugged, "Even vermin need to breathe."




"A breathing hole... you are all heart! I guess it's well and good that it almost hides the tiny moustache."

Stephen looks straight ahead.

"This, boys and girls, is what you have to look forward to when you grow up. Your life, thrown right into the trash. But don't despair! There's always something new around the corner..."


(Ooc: THat's a cue for anything!)

[Kevin M.]

Taz watched the battle between the old man, and the little wooden man with an anger problem with amazement. It was not often he could watch a nice fire-works show.

"Pre-dinner entertainment is very nice experience" Taz said in amazement.

[Masterbasset]

"Listen up, Orpheus," Superman told the mage. " A Host shouldn't be allowed to attack us. Aren't there rules against that sort of thing? Wonder Woman had every right to shut Lynch up. If she didn't do it, I would have."

Superman stalked over to Orpheus. He looked the at the man's forehead, looked at a spot just above the bridge of the nose, looked at his brain. "I won't have this conversation with you again. Am I clear?"

"Isn't that a bit too far, Superman?"

"Shouldn't there be rules against that?"

"After all, he is in charge."

[Superheroic]

"After all, he is in charge."

"If you don't have anything constructive to say, Traitor, then keep quiet."

[Schornforce]

The Bamf thought for a moment and then began his motto.

"We're in a game; there will be trouble."

He paused briefly as he thought up the next part.

"Bad Guys and Other Guy, that makes it double."

And as he remembered their motto from earlier, the Bamf was able to provide the rest straight through.

"To protect ourselves from some outside destruction,
"We work hard to make the right deduction!
"To denounce the crimes of the Traitors around,
"We reach out to all, we know no bounds!
"Bamf and Bamf!
"Team Rocket playing at the speed of light!
"Join now or prepare to fight!"

Then the Bamf looked over his shoulder to see his fellow Rocketeers' reactions.

Jessie and James looked at Bamf for a moment, studying him carefully.

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"Hmmm... intruiging"

"Very good Bamfie, but I'm afraid we can't give you an 'A'..."







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"YOU GET AN 'R!' Congratulations!"

"Yes, four out of five alphabeticians agree that R is at least ten times better than any measley old 'A'!"

"Now, let's go find our missing members and show this motley group a motto they will NEVER forget!!! Ahahahahaha!"

[Just a Shadow]

"If you don't have anything constructive to say, Traitor, then keep quiet."

"When I was younger I read some comics with you in them. You came across as a lot more friendly in them, even to your enemies. I'm guessing the writers adapted you pretty badly."

[Masterbasset]

"If you don't have anything constructive to say, Traitor, then keep quiet."

"Oh but that was constuctive, Superman."

"You threatened to kill our host."

"Not insult, not playful banter, but kill."

"And don't say you didn't." He smiled. "You look like you wanted to rip his entire forehead off." "An odd way of dieing, hm?"

"Are you entirely sure you're even Superman at all?"

[Just a Shadow]

"Oh but that was constuctive, Superman."

"You threatened to kill our host."

"Not insult, not playful banter, but kill."

"And don't say you didn't." He smiled. "You look like you wanted to rip his entire forehead off." "An odd way of dieing, hm?"

"Are you entirely sure you're even Superman at all?"

"Maybe he intended to kiss him on the forehead and give him a tummy raspberry?"

[Masterbasset]

"Maybe he intended to kiss him on the forehead and give him a tummy raspberry?"


"....I rather doubt it."

[Donald M.]

"A breathing hole... you are all heart! I guess it's well and good that it almost hides the tiny moustache."

Stephen looks straight ahead.

"This, boys and girls, is what you have to look forward to when you grow up. Your life, thrown right into the trash. But don't despair! There's always something new around the corner..."


(Ooc: THat's a cue for anything!)

Seeing an opportunity for heroism and possibly to impress than nice Brady girl (Being totally oblivious to her currently being distracted by her greatest fear.) Gallant stepped forward to help the odd and somewhat dirty-minded but seemingly benevolent music man.

"Don't worry Mr. Lynch, with my Boy Scout training I'll have you out of that smelly old dumpster in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"

Goofus and Gallant on Scouting:

Gallant says, "Be prepared!"

Goofus says, "Nice uniform. Be prepared to get your butt kicked."

[DoctorDoom]

"Don't worry Mr. Lynch, with my Boy Scout training I'll have you out of that smelly old dumpster in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"

"Much appreciated, Gallant. Heck, I could write a song about you once I'm out!"

[Jeremi]

"Maybe he intended to kiss him on the forehead and give him a tummy raspberry?"


Shaking his head to get rid of the image Panthro turns to Spiderman. “Heh, Superman doesn’t strike me as the one who’d do that. I’ve been meaning to ask you why a spider? There’s like a million bugs in the world and you had to pick a spider. Couldn’t you have been Waspman or something like that.”

[Superheroic]

"You threatened to kill our host."
"And don't say you didn't." He smiled. "You look like you wanted to rip his entire forehead off."

Superman shook his head, "First I don't think anyone here can accuse me of threatening to kill Orpheus. I warned him not to attack us. Any of us. We were brought here against our will and he should have expected a little tension. Second, how you got that from my body language, when you're clear across the room and my back was to you is beyond me. You really must have some strong powers."

J'onn descended down near Luxord, "You are truly trying too hard to form a case that we are Traitors. It only goes to strengthen your own guilt. Perhaps it would be best if you turned you attention elsewheres."

"As for you Spider-Man," Green Lantern said casually, "you've gone way beyond the point of saying your quips are your way of coping. Superman's a friend of mine and I don't appreciate your knocks against him."

"Easy,