Traitor Game XVII: We Apologize For the Inconvenience

[Just a Shadow]

“No kid can’t say that I do Panthro is my only name.” Panthro points at Spiderman. “What’s with the costume?Are you trying to mimic a spider or something.”

"Well when I was a teen, a radioactive spider bit me. I was never much of a follower, so unlike most people in that situation I didn't get cancer and die. Instead I got some superpowers and one thing led to another and I ended up fighting crime. As for the costume... it seemed rather nifty at the time. So... can I call you Giant Kitty Man?"

[Jeremi]

Marvin struck a spark with the sticks and ignited the small bit of grass and tinder he had assembled. "My name is Marvin. I'm a menial robot created by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation. I'm one of their Genuine People Personality prototypes. You can tell, can't you?"

“Yes Marvin I suuuure can.”

*Cliff looks at Panthro*

"Hey! You look like one of those pokemon my kids use to watch! And did you know your voice reminds me of my dad's?"

“I don’t know what this pokemon is and my sounding like your dad is probably a very weird coincidence, just like anything else here. What’s your name by the way.”

"Hi, Panthro!" Jan gave Panthro a friendly wave. "I'm Jan Marvel. I'm a superhero, just like Spiderman, Firestar, and Superman. Are you a superhero, too?"

Upon closer inspection of the Thundercat, Jan saw his feline features. Her eyes widened in surprise. "Golly, you have fur! Just like a real cat! That's so...neat!"

“No little miss can’t say that I am. A hero sure but in no way am I super.”

Seeing the surprise in Jan’s eyes about his hairy feature Panthro let out a little chuckle. “Well it keeps me warm during the winters anyway. It’s not really that special.”

So... can I call you Giant Kitty Man?"

Panthro gave an annoyed look at Spidey. “Panthro will do just fine.”

[DoctorDoom]

"Hi, Panthro!" Jan gave Panthro a friendly wave. "I'm Jan Marvel. I'm a superhero, just like Spiderman, Firestar, and Superman. Are you a superhero, too?"



"They'll let just about anyone be a hero, huh? See kids, just like I told you!"

[Just a Shadow]

Panthro gave an annoyed look at Spidey. “Panthro will do just fine.”


"Oh come on... that's no fun. Try it on for size..... Mister Kitty Man. doesn't it have a nice ring to it?"

[Just a Shadow]

"They'll let just about anyone be a hero, huh? See kids, just like I told you!"

"I hear you didn't make the cut because you couldn't pull off the spandex one-piece."

[Jeremi]

"Oh come on... that's no fun. Try it on for size..... Mister Kitty Man. doesn't it have a nice ring to it?"


“Maybe we should call you the “Friendly Neighbourhood Irritation Bug Man” then? You know you remind me of two wily kids back home, though your probably a little older then them.”

[Ben Morgan]

“I don’t know what this pokemon is and my sounding like your dad is probably a very weird coincidence, just like anything else here. What’s your name by the way.”"What, can't you read? It says right there on my name tag "Dr. Cliff Huxtable". I think you're the one who needs glasses."

[Jeremi]

"What, can't you read? It says right there on my name tag "Dr. Cliff Huxtable". I think you're the one who needs glasses."


“Huh?” Panthro takes a closer look. “Must be getting old then.”

[tangentman]

"I bet you DO stay warm at night, Mr. Panthro!"

"They'll let just about anyone be a hero, huh? See kids, just like I told you!"

"Hey! Don't be such a creep! I'm good at superheroics! No matter what Marcia and Peter say..."

[Just a Shadow]

“Maybe we should call you the “Friendly Neighbourhood Irritation Bug Man” then? You know you remind me of two wily kids back home, though your probably a little older then them.”

"Funny that you mention that, Mister Giant Kitty Man. That was actually going to be my backup name. In the end it came down to that, Spider-Man or the Anatagonizing Arachnid Acrobat."

[Ben Morgan]

*Cliff walked over to the kid in the Spider-Man costume*

"Hey Spidey! Can I get a picture of you? My daughter would love it!"

[Jeremi]

"Funny that you mention that, Mister Giant Kitty Man. That was actually going to be my backup name. In the end it came down to that, Spider-Man or the Anatagonizing Arachnid Acrobat."


“If you ask me you picked the wrong one.”

"I bet you DO stay warm at night, Mr. Panthro!"

“So you are a super hero too then? No offence miss but you seem rather young.”

[Just a Shadow]

*Cliff walked over to the kid in the Spider-Man costume*

"Hey Spidey! Can I get a picture of you? My daughter would love it!"

"umm... sure I guess."

“If you ask me you picked the wrong one.”


"awww... who's grumpy giant kitty man? Who's a sourpuss? Did someone hide your catnip?"

[hamboy]

Puppetmon pulled his toy box out, and laughed at the searching Wobbafet.
"Ha-ha! look at you! I've come out, but I bet you can't catch me! Na-na-na-na-na!" He ran of, clearly holding Meowths laser gun.

[DoctorDoom]

"I hear you didn't make the cut because you couldn't pull off the spandex one-piece."


"That was one time in college, man!"

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"Hey! Don't be such a creep! I'm good at superheroics! No matter what Marcia and Peter say..."

"I'm sure you are, little girl. Do your parents approve? Because I'm not sure they would, especially after that incident with Dad walking in on me...."

Stephen stopped himself.

"....That's another story, for another song."

[Just a Shadow]

"That was one time in college, man!"


"Then why are there pictures of you in it on at least three separate occasions? In the one picture you have a male prostitute stepping on your face! What the hell is wrong with you?"

[Cthulhudrew]

The campfire was burning strongly now, just in time for the daylight to begin to turn to dusk.

"The fire's done, now what arduous task would you people like me to be about? Something mentally challenging like roasting pine-nuts or baking s'mores, no doubt?" Marvin asked.

How To Determine If You're A Participant In A Traitor Game: Should the occasion arrive that you find yourself awash in a flash of white light and suddenly surrounded by a host of strangely dressed and occasionally two-dimensional characters that you know from television and cheap fiction, Don't Panic!

First, gingerly test your head for any signs of bumps or contusions. You may have simply drunk one Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster too many and cracked your skull on a sharp object when passing out. If you feel an indication of this, simply sit quietly for ten to fifteen minutes until you are either revived or pass into the afterlife due to alcohol poisoning.

Should your head be unmarred, take a closer look at the people around you. Should there be an inordinate number of Anime characters, then you are in a Traitor Game (and you should proceed to section 4356.782- How To Survive A Traitor Game). Otherwise, you have just stumbled into a Pansexual pickup joint, and should proceed to the bar and order yourself a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. Enjoy yourself and remember- what happens in a Pansexual Pickup Joint usually stays in a Pansexual Pickup Joint!

[Just a Shadow]

The campfire was burning strongly now, just in time for the daylight to begin to turn to dusk.

"The fire's done, now what arduous task would you people like me to be about? Something mentally challenging like roasting pine-nuts or baking s'mores, no doubt?" Marvin asked.

"I could go for some s'mores."

[Cthulhudrew]

"I could go for some s'mores."

A tiny whine emerged from the robot's vocal emitters as he turned his head to face Spider-Man. "Of course you could," Marvin rejoined. He then tromped off- once more- to Dr. Orpheus' kitchen.

[Just a Shadow]

A tiny whine emerged from the robot's vocal emitters as he turned his head to face Spider-Man. "Of course you could," Marvin rejoined. He then tromped off- once more- to Dr. Orpheus' kitchen.

Watching Marvin walk away, Spidey thinks to himself:

He might be a little on the mopey side, but you can never dislike a guy who'll make you s'mores

[Schornforce]

Puppetmon pulled his toy box out, and laughed at the searching Wobbafet.
"Ha-ha! look at you! I've come out, but I bet you can't catch me! Na-na-na-na-na!" He ran of, clearly holding Meowths laser gun.

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Wobbuffet did notice Puppetmon and felt an urge to give chase, but the urge to hug Marvin some more was stronger, so Wobbuffet wobbled to the kitchen to give the poor depressed android another happy hug.

[Jeremi]

"awww... who's grumpy giant kitty man? Who's a sourpuss? Did someone hide your catnip?"


”Look it’s not that I’m grumpy or anything I’m just a bit overwhelmed by this entire ordeal. And your jokes and quips aren’t really helping anyone.” Panthro sighs. “If you are a hero could you, I don’t know, try to act like on as well?”

[OverMaster]

After wiping the black burnt marks from his face with the back of a paw, Timon sighed and cleared his throat.

"Okay, everyone, time out!" he yelled, making a 'Stop' sign with his arms. "From what I've gathered of your inane babblings, there are three murderers between us, right? And we have to vote them out before they get us all, right?".

"I think that's the idea, yeah, Timon..." Pumbaa slowly nodded, "Either that, or they're playing a very good joke on us...".

"Excuse me if I'm not laughing, Pumbaa" the meerkat snorted. "But look at this gang of headless chickens!" he protested, pointing at everyone around them. "I wouldn't trust them to catch a cold, much less a killer. So far, what have they done other than trying to off each other? I tell you, this is a definitive test for the Hakuna Matata philosophy!".

"Aaaaaand... your solution for it is...?".

"Simple! We take things in our own hands! Okay, hooves in your case". He put on a detective hat he pulled out of nowhere, and stuck a tiny pipe into his mouth, blowing a few bubbles from it. "From now on, call me Sherlock Timon! And you'll be my faithful assistant, Dr. Pumbaa!".

"But Timon, you know I never finished medical school!".

"Like that ever stopped Dr. Doom!".

[Jeremi]

"But Timon, you know I never finished medical school!".

"Like that ever stopped Dr. Doom!".

“It’s not like there is anything to investigate yet. This is just the meeting and greeting…or the meeting and people trying to kill each other that is.” Panthro leaned down. “So what are your two stories then? You two just seem like wildlife to me.”

[KamenRaida]

Spider-Man simply didn't know what to make of Wile E Coyote. He didn't seem to be anthropomorphized like some of the other heroes and villain's Spidey had met. But he didn't talk was a little difficult to read at times. Going out on a limb, Spidey tossed a stick past Wile E and shouted, "fetch boy!"

The Number You Have Dialed Is Not In Service. Please Try Again Later

Growling in fustration, Wile E.'s meaty fingers tapped against the numbers on the phone, lifting it up only to hear a familiar reply.

The Number You Have Dialed Is Not In Service. Please Try Again Later.

Fed up after far too many failed attempts, Wile E. tossed the mobile device onto the ground, stamping on it a total of five times, before turning to seek out some other method of outside communication....

Only for a stick to crack against the top of his skull, procuring a rather nasty bump on his forehead.

Annoyed, Wile E. glared at the costumed-hero. Holding a finger up to his mouth, Wile E. made 'hushed' Spider-man, pointing over to Jessie, and then bringing his index finger across his throat to make his intentions clear.

[tangentman]

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[COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"]“So you are a super hero too then? No offense miss but you seem rather young.”

"The Elders didn't think so. In fact, ALL my brothers and sisters were granted the same powers. Except...we're not always called at the same time to help out." Jan left out that she was rarely called upon to help in a solo capacity. Part of why this adventure excited her so much!


[COLOR="Indigo"]"I'm sure you are, little girl. Do your parents approve? Because I'm not sure they would, especially after that incident with Dad walking in on me...."

Stephen stopped himself.

"....That's another story, for another song."

"Yes. My parents approve of me being a superhero. Dad says we need to use our powers responsibly, because with great power comes great responsibility." Jan gave a definitive nod. "Besides, you shouldn't talk about my parents. It's not very nice. If you're supposed to be a comedian, you're not a very funny one. Why don't you try to be more like Bob Hope, Carol Burnett, or Johnny Carson?"

[Knight Lancer]

With Firestar having moved on to other matters, Wheeler turned his attention to Jan Brady.

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"Hey, totally dig the retro threads. Name's Wheeler, and I can't help but think I've seen you somewhere before. Anyway, how 'bout you and me get to know eachother a little better?"

[Deadpooligan]

"I'm Firestar." she replied. "So, you're a detective? I think we're going to need one soon if the Sorceress and Dr. Orpheus are right."

"Much more than a Detective, my dear. The rank of Inspector is right up there with Commander and Major! I'm always... on duty!"

The Inspector rubbed his chin, inquisitively.

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"There seem to be quite a few amateur detectives floating around here though... like that blue guy or that kid talking to Penny. Maybe they've got the inside scoop on some... goings on..."

[Jeremi]

"The Elders didn't think so. In fact, ALL my brothers and sisters were granted the same powers. Except...we're not always called at the same time to help out." Jan left out that she was rarely called upon to help in a solo capacity. Part of why this adventure excited her so much!

“So this hero stuff is a family thing? Not that different from me then. I didn’t mean to sound condescending or anything regarding your age I’m sure you’re quite capable to handle yourself.”

[Jeremi]

"There seem to be quite a few amateur detectives floating around here though... like that blue guy or that kid talking to Penny. Maybe they've got the inside scoop on some... goings on..."

Panthro turned to Gadget. “Son, I’m no ‘detective’ and I haven’t got anything significant out of any one. Other than nearly everyone is fighting amongst themselves.”

[Indigo Al]

Panthro turned to Gadget. “Son, I’m no ‘detective’ and I haven’t got anything significant out of any one. Other than nearly everyone is fighting amongst themselves.”

"Dee-teck--tiiiivee? Friend Panthro, beware! That arcane word may be some secret spell of a wizard to enslave your mind!" Thundarr drew his sword again.

[Jeremi]

"Dee-teck--tiiiivee? Friend Panthro, beware! That arcane word may be some secret spell of a wizard to enslave your mind!" Thundarr drew his sword again.

Panthro checked Thundarrs blade he he spoke. “Wooh easy there fella. If I understood his meaning correctly a detective is someone who finds villains no evil spells here.” Panthro turned Inspector Gadget. “Am I right.”

[Indigo Al]

Panthro checked Thundarrs blade he he spoke. “Wooh easy there fella. If I understood his meaning correctly a detective is someone who finds villains no evil spells here.” Panthro turned Inspector Gadget. “Am I right.”

Thundarr sighed. "Thank you, Panthro. I am weary of waiting for these evil wizards to toy with us. I-I am not used to sitting around. If I have nothing to battle, I am....useless..." he sat down with slumped shoulders, carving x's and smiley faces into the ground with his sunsword.

[Jeremi]

Thundarr sighed. "Thank you, Panthro. I am weary of waiting for these evil wizards to toy with us. I-I am not used to sitting around. If I have nothing to battle, I am....useless..." he sat down with slumped shoulders, carving x's and smiley faces into the ground with his sunsword.

“Come on there has to be something you’re good at, a mans life isn’t just about fighting.”

[Superheroic]

The Justice Lords had gathered together to compare notes.

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"Thoughts so far?" Superman asked.

"I am afraid there is not much to go on yet," J'onn answered. "My conversation with Luxord was interesting. He was looking to forge an alliance. I told him it might not be the wisest course of action for us." J'onn added over the mind-link, Frankly, I'm not sure he is to be trusted, even if he is not a Traitor.

Agreed. I wasn't getting a warm and fuzzy from him.

"There is a lot of in-fighting going on," Wonder Woman said. "I suppose it's to be expected under the circumstances. It could be the Traitors are fomenting the distrust though." Over J'onzz's link she added, Firestar is certainly acting belligerent.

"We certainly could use Batman here," Hawkgirl said. "No offense but he is the best detective among us."

"Well, he's not. So we're going to have do our best without him. Lantern? Can your Ring help us any?"

"I'll see what I can do," Green Lantern said. "I'd have to figure out what to look for though." He then thought, I can probably put tracers on all the other players. Keep tabs on them in case the Traitor are meeting secretly.

Do it, Superman thought. Then spoke aloud, "Keep your eyes open people."

[Tommy]

"Keep your eyes open people."

"Yes you should," Troy said walking over. "I've noticed you are all wearing similar outfits which means you can be my super awesome backup dancers for my next song! I hear that we're part of some sort of game, so let's sing about it! Oh back up singer," he said snapping his fingers at Stephen Lynch.

"Alright wildcats! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjjjFvVxHWM)"

"Coach said to fake right and break left
Watch out for the pick
And keep an eye on defence
Gotta run the give and go
And take the ball to the hole
And don't be afraid
To shoot the outside "J"

Just keep your head in the game
Just keep your head in the game
And don't be afraid to shoot the outside "J"

Just keep you head in the game
You gotta get your head in the game
We gotta get our, get our, get our get our head in the game
You gotta get your, get your head in the game
We gotta get our, get our, get our, get our head in the game
You gotta get your, get your head in the game
We gotta get our, get our, get our, get our head in the game

Come on, get your, get your head in the game
We gotta get our, get our, get our, get our head in the game
You gotta get your, get your head in the game
We gotta get our, get our, get our, get our head in the game
Whoo!

Let's make sure that we get the rebound
Cos when we get it then the crowd'll go wild
A second chance, gotta grab it and go
Maybe this time we'll hit the right notes

Wait a minute, not the time and place
Wait a minute, get my head in the game
Wait a minute, get my head in the game
Wait a minute, mait a minute

I gotta get my, get my head in the game
You gotta get your, get your, get your, get your head in the game
I gotta get my, get my head in the game
You gotta get your, get your, get your, get your head in the game
Come on, get my, get my head in the game
You gotta get your, get your, get your, get your head in the game
I gotta get my, get my head in the game
You gotta get your, get your, get your, get your head in the game

Why am I feeling so wrong?
My head's in the game, but my heart's in the song
She makes it feel so right
- Should I go for it? I better shake this. Yikes!

I gotta get my, get my head in the game
You gotta get your, get your, get your, get your head in the game
I gotta get my, get my head in the game
You gotta get your, get your, get your, get your head in the game
Come on, get my, get my head in the game
You gotta get your, get your, get your, get your head in the game
Come on, get my, get my head in the game
You gotta get your, get your, get your, get your head in the game
Whoo!

[Superheroic]

SINGING

"Yes. Well, thanks," Superman said walking away.

"That was...interesting," Wonder Woman replied moving away from the cheerleader.

"Not my thing," Hawkgirl spoke as she flew away.

"Sorry, tone deaf," Green Lantern pointed at his ear.

"I kind of liked it," J'onn said smiling.

[Just a Shadow]

”Look it’s not that I’m grumpy or anything I’m just a bit overwhelmed by this entire ordeal. And your jokes and quips aren’t really helping anyone.” Panthro sighs. “If you are a hero could you, I don’t know, try to act like on as well?”


"Sorry Giant-Kitty-Man, the jokes are my trademark. Life is plenty dreary and dull without us actively making it worse, so I figure why not have a little fun while saving the world?"

[Indigo Al]

"Yes you should," Troy said walking over. "I've noticed you are all wearing similar outfits which means you can be my super awesome backup dancers for my next song! I hear that we're part of some sort of game, so let's sing about it! Oh back up singer," he said snapping his fingers at Stephen Lynch.


Thundarr watched as Troy performed his number for the Justice Lords. After he was done, he approached the teenager.

"Girl! What year is it where you come from??" he demanded.

[Tommy]

"Girl! What year is it where you come from??" he demanded.

"Why, I come from 2008! Where it's great to be a teen!"

[Schornforce]

[COLOR="DarkGreen"]"I kind of liked it," J'onn said smiling.

OOC: LOL Oh, J'onn... this is why you can't maintain a solo book.

BIC:

After hearing Troy's latest ditty, James swooned again, propping himself against a nearby wall and fanned his face vigourously.

Jessie stood by, a little more tired now from all the dancing, just shaking her head at her partner's ...antics.


Meanwhile...

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Wobbuffet hugged Marvin for a few uncomfortable minutes and then started to search the kitchen for various ingredients.

He brought out some marzipan, some food coloring, and some cinnamon sticks. After a few minutes dirtying the countertops, Wobbuffet constructed a crude candy creation in the shape of Puppetmon!!!

Well, as much as it could be in the shape of Puppetmon, anyhow. YOU try sculpting with club-like appendages and no opposable thumbs.

Wobbuffet was patiently pleased at the results, and gingerly set his creation on a platter, leaving the kitchen to trade his masterpiece to the talking puppet for Meowth's stolen weapon of mass destruction.

[DoctorDoom]

"Then why are there pictures of you in it on at least three separate occasions? In the one picture you have a male prostitute stepping on your face! What the hell is wrong with you?"


Stephen shrugged.

"Better the devil you Mephisto-- I mean know!"

He chuckled.

"Personally, I just think of him as Beelz. He's in Led Zeppelin's albums, and all of Rush Limbaugh's rants. He's the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance!

[Indigo Al]

"Why, I come from 2008! Where it's great to be a teen!"

"2008? Demon dogs! You only recently went through the Great Cataclysm? You must dress more modestly, girl, unless you fall prey to roving bands of marauding lizard men mutants!!!!"

[DoctorDoom]

"Yes you should," Troy said walking over. "I've noticed you are all wearing similar outfits which means you can be my super awesome backup dancers for my next song! I hear that we're part of some sort of game, so let's sing about it! Oh back up singer," he said snapping his fingers at Stephen Lynch.



"Ah, the things one does or money and alcohol, kids. And sorry, honey, that song has passed. If you'd like a super-recap..."


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Stephen takes out a harmonica and starts the next song... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joylAVP6v5M)



"I think we'll start with some..harmonica."

Stephen plays a long note.

"....More harmonica."

Stephen plays it again.

"We've got our cast of players here and we're ready to roll with our hosts the wizard and his chickie crew.
There are no friends in sight in this laboratory of sorts, just the usual freaks like me and you.
I'm armed with a guitar, like that'll take me far, and the other music's making me grin. (High School Musical sucks!)
It's about that time of the show, get ready to go, and let the Traitor Game begin!

It's the Traitor Gaaaaaaaaaaaame!
Warriors who terrify!
It's the Traitor Gaaaaaaaaaaaame!
Some of which who'll make you die!
Oh yeah, I said it! Whoo!

Now DC's Crisis, Marvel's prices, are barely anything in the scheme of these things.
But get tell nerds, and they'll drive here in herds, because this is the coolest thing in the world!
(Not really...No!)

Now Orpheus is joke, but a fair kind of folk, he's got kindness...and words to lend.
Ans the Sorceress is a teaser, in that outfit she's a pleaser, and I'd love to look her up at the end,
It's the Traitor Gaaaaaaaaaaaaame!

Spider-man swings by and interrupts.

"Wait wait wait, Lynch, c'mon. I'm sorry. Woah, hey wait, I'm sorry. Hold on gimme one second."

"What?"

"You know she's waaaay out of your league and powerset, right?"

"Pfffft! No I--.... Yeah. I know."

"It's the Traitor Gaaaaaaaaaame!
Playing with heroes who rock!
It's the Traitor Gaaaaaaaaaame!
Hope they don't mind as I play with my --- Guitar! Oh yeah!

It's the Traitor Gaaaaaaaaame!
Warriors who terrify!
It's the Traitor Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!
VOting til the round..
WeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee - Oh!"

*Stephen starts dancing, like Morris Day and the Time*

"Oh oh, Oh oh ee oh! Oh oh, oh ee oh!"

There is some clapping.

"No no no! No!

On, two, three, four,
Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

[GoGo Yubari]

"... so! Junior. You didn't mention the 'killing' aspect of this game. I'm used to life and death situations and all, but it's still just kiiiind of the thing you TELL someone when they're accepting a job."

"I-I I wasn't aware of it myself! This is an outrage, I'm too young and pretty and photogenic and good at dancing to die!"

"Well-l-l, that's why we'll just have to keep you alive, huh? For the right fee, of course."

"... how much."

"Ten times what you were paying me per round. And this is because I like you. So, first things first, we --"

Before she could continue, Shego overheard the musical stylings of Zac Ef -- that High School Musical kid. Ignoring the fact that he seemed really, really familiar for some reason, as if she should have known him somehow, she opted to instead do what she does best; complain, complain, complain.

"Okay, twinkletoes, shut it, I'm trying to talk strategy over here! One more little musical interlude and I'll make sure you're singing 'I Hate Myself and I Want to Die' for the rest of the game. Are we clear?"

[Just a Shadow]

Stephen shrugged.

"Better the devil you Mephisto-- I mean know!"

He chuckled.

"Personally, I just think of him as Beelz. He's in Led Zeppelin's albums, and all of Rush Limbaugh's rants. He's the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance!

"In my world there are those who have whispered that the true name of the devil might be Quesada... It's really hard to say, but there've been times where I think that some of my actions weren't truly my own and I have this strange sensation that he is responsible for it."

[Tommy]

"2008? Demon dogs! You only recently went through the Great Cataclysm? You must dress more modestly, girl, unless you fall prey to roving bands of marauding lizard men mutants!!!!"

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"The only cataclysm I know about is when the call back for the High School Musical were moved to the same time as the basketball championship and scholastic decathlon! But all our friends worked together and Gabriella and I sang infront of the whole school! HIGHSCHOOL MUSICAL!"

"Okay, twinkletoes, shut it, I'm trying to talk strategy over here! One more little musical interlude and I'll make sure you're singing 'I Hate Myself and I Want to Die' for the rest of the game. Are we clear?"

"Hey! Do you work for Lava Springs Country Club?"

[Chris Lang]

"2008? Demon dogs! You only recently went through the Great Cataclysm? You must dress more modestly, girl, unless you fall prey to roving bands of marauding lizard men mutants!!!!"

"I hate to break it to you, but Bolton's a boy ... I think." Firestar said. "Did he said he's from 2008? That's ... 24 years in the future!"

"The only cataclysm I know about is when the call back for the High School Musical were moved to the same time as the basketball championship and scholastic decathlon! But all our friends worked together and Gabriella and I sang infront of the whole school! HIGHSCHOOL MUSICAL!"

"I don't know of any cataclysms, either. Aside from those we've prevented. But are you really from 2008? Where I come from, it's 1984!"

[Just a Shadow]

"I hate to break it to you, but Bolton's a boy ... I think." Firestar said. "Did he said he's from 2008? That's ... 24 years in the future!"

"No kiddo, that's the present.... and given his popularity, you can see it's a scary present indeed."

[Chris Lang]

"No kiddo, that's the present.... and given his popularity, you can see it's a scary present indeed."


"You mean ... you're from the year 2008?" Firestar asked. "That means you're ... in your forties. How long have you been Spider-Man?"

[Indigo Al]

"I hate to break it to you, but Bolton's a boy ... I think." Firestar said. "Did he said he's from 2008? That's ... 24 years in the future!"

"What manner of boy sings in such a way? I think YOU are the one who is befuddled, mutant!"

"The only cataclysm I know about is when the call back for the High School Musical were moved to the same time as the basketball championship and scholastic decathlon! But all our friends worked together and Gabriella and I sang infront of the whole school! HIGHSCHOOL MUSICAL!"

Then, turning to Troy...
"GIRL! A dangerous world of survival awaits you! Enough with your grating 'meeeu-seee-call' ! Do one hundred and score push ups immediately!!!!" Thundarr grabbed Troy and shoved him down to the floor, sprawling.

[Just a Shadow]

"You mean ... you're from the year 2008?" Firestar asked. "That means you're ... in your forties. How long have you been Spider-Man?"

"whoa-whoa-whoa.... I'm not that old! I'm not even 30 yet. I'm still 28, so that means I've been doing my Spider thing for about 13 years. In '84 I was still in pre-school!"

[GoGo Yubari]

"Hey! Do you work for Lava Springs Country Club?"

"What?!? Do I look like a country club employee to you, you little --"

"Shego, Shego, calm down! We're not supposed to be the ones who do the killing, remember?"

[Chris Lang]

"whoa-whoa-whoa.... I'm not that old! I'm not even 30 yet. I'm still 28, so that means I've been doing my Spider thing for about 13 years. In '84 I was still in pre-school!"


Firestar was surprised. "Things really ARE different over there. You mean you don't remember waiting in line to see 'Return of the Jedi'? You don't remember the fuss over Pac-Man and Rubik's Cube?"

[Just a Shadow]

Firestar was surprised. "Things really ARE different over there. You mean you don't remember waiting in line to see 'Return of the Jedi'? You don't remember the fuss over Pac-Man and Rubik's Cube?"

"No, I don't remember any of those things. I played an old beat up Pac-Man game at a local diner, but no one really cared for it by then. I remember watching Return of the Jedi on VHS with Aunt May and Uncle Ben, but I was too young to see it in theatres. As for rubik's cubes, those never went out of style! .... okay, I'm pretty much a geek in any reality."

[Tommy]

"I don't know of any cataclysms, either. Aside from those we've prevented. But are you really from 2008? Where I come from, it's 1984!"

"WOW! I wasn't even born in 1984!" Troy said shocked, "How do you cover up all your wrinkles? Did you get a face lift?"

Then, turning to Troy...
[B][COLOR="Sienna"]"GIRL! A dangerous world of survival awaits you! Enough with your grating 'meeeu-seee-call' ! Do one hundred and score push ups immediately!!!!" Thundarr grabbed Troy and shoved him down to the floor, sprawling.

Face down on the ground Troy tried calling for help, "MUUURRRRFFF!"

"What?!? Do I look like a country club employee to you, you little --"

"Shego, Shego, calm down! We're not supposed to be the ones who do the killing, remember?"

"MURRRRRRRFFFF!"

[Schornforce]

Then, turning to Troy...
"GIRL! A dangerous world of survival awaits you! Enough with your grating 'meeeu-seee-call' ! Do one hundred and score push ups immediately!!!!" Thundarr grabbed Troy and shoved him down to the floor, sprawling.

Just then...

"Prepare for trouble! Stand away from my muse!
And make it double or you're in for bad news!
To protect my new fave singer from humiliation,
To unite his fans in utter jubilation!

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James!

and... well, just me, I guess...

I'm here to blast you off at the speed of light!
Release him now or prepare for a fight!

...

...

...Meowth?"

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"Don't drag ME inta dis one, Jimmy-- yer on yer own!"


"*sigh* noone appreciates fine music anymore..."

[Just a Shadow]

At first Spidey was going to get Thundarr to leave Troy alone and not force him to do push ups, but then he heard him ask Firestar if she got a facelift and decided to just let fate run its course.

[Chris Lang]

"WOW! I wasn't even born in 1984!" Troy said shocked, "How do you cover up all your wrinkles? Did you get a face lift?"

Firestar was about to protest, when Thundarr did his drill sergeant impersonation and forced Troy Bolton, or whatever his name was, to do push-ups. She just sighed and walked away.


"Don't drag ME inta dis one, Jimmy-- yer on yer own!"

"*sigh* noone appreciates fine music anymore..."

OOC: LOL at the motto and Meowth's reaction!

[GoGo Yubari]

Face down on the ground Troy tried calling for help, "MUUURRRRFFF!"


Smirking, Shego opted to put one boot on Troy's back and press him down even further.

"No, no, no, kid, you're never gonna get in shape like that! Try it now, if you're not doing it with some sort of weight you're doing it wrong!"

[Schornforce]

Face down on the ground Troy tried calling for help, [COLOR="YellowGreen"]"MUUURRRRFFF!"



"MURRRRRRRFFFF!"

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"Never fear, Troy-- or is it Zac?

...

Whichever. I'll save yoooooooou!!!!

I choose YOU, Cacnea!!!"

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"Cac! Cacnea! Cac!"

Cacnea leapt at James' face, eager to hug its master despite its sharp spiky arms.

"EEEEE!!! Not my face! I just fixed my makeup!!!

Get the fellow in the fuzzy knickers! Use pin missile!!!"

"Cac!!! Cacnea!"

Cacnea sent out a stream of thorns at high velocity towards Thundarr's fur-covered rear end.

[Just a Shadow]

"This is precisely what's wrong with my life. I just witnessed a strange, purple-haired girl in a white jumpsuit tell a living cactus to shoot thorns at a barbarian's ass and you know what? I don't find that unusual! This is basically just an average Tuesday still."

[Indigo Al]

Cacnea sent out a stream of thorns at high velocity towards Thundarr's fur-covered rear end.

"AAAAAARGGGGGH!!!!" Thundarr exclaimed. "That other girl's pet has attacked me!"

[hamboy]

Wobbuffet was patiently pleased at the results, and gingerly set his creation on a platter, leaving the kitchen to trade his masterpiece to the talking puppet for Meowth's stolen weapon of mass destruction.

"Hey, what is this?" Puppetmon asked. He moved toward the edible construct, toy box in toe, and stared.
"Are you my friend?"

[Superheroic]

Seeing Troy beset from attackers on all sides, J'onn J'onzz intervened. He flew quickly down toward the Barbarian and the green clad woman. "Enough! This boy has done nothing to harm you. I would advise you to leave him alone!"

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[OverMaster]

“It’s not like there is anything to investigate yet. This is just the meeting and greeting…or the meeting and people trying to kill each other that is.” Panthro leaned down. “So what are your two stories then? You two just seem like wildlife to me.”

"Wild life? Yeah, that's what all the girls tell me..." Timon wiggled his eyebrows for a moment and grinned a little meerkat grin before adding, "No, really, like I was about to tell the redhead human, we are the two closest friends of King Simba of the PrideLands! When he was just a cherubic cub, you see, his evil uncle Scar killed his father and also attempted to kill him. But we saved his life from Scar's hyenas and raised him to be the best king you ever could ask for!".

"Timon, didn't Simba escape the hyenas on his own, and only after that we found him?" Pumbaa tried to remember.

"No. He didn't" Timon half-hissed before continuing, "Anyway, we helped Simba to overthrow Scar's evil regime and claim his rightful throne! After I defeated Scar in a bloody battle--".

"Timon, it was Simba who defeated Scar, not you!" the warthog protested.

"Okay, okay! But I helped him to--".

"Weren't we running from the hyenas at that moment?".

"The thing is we helped him, no matter how!!" Timon all but yelled.

"Fine, fine. We helped, that's right" Pumbaa nodded.

"Good. After that, we played a key role on governing the Pride Lands with wisdom and justice...".

"Don't we spend most of the day slacking in the vintage Hakuna Matata style?" Pumbaa wondered, scratching his head with a hoove.

"That's your way of portraying it, Pumbaa. In any case, we still do that even now, after Simba's daughter has secured him a male heir for his kingdom!".

"Gee, Timon. You know, I'd never thought about it, but that makes us both awfully old by now, doesn't it?".

"This is not the time or the place to discuss that, Pumbaa!" He turned to Panthro again. "And that is our history. We're far from being common wildlife, Mister! Hah! I'll bet you never have faithfully served a young, strong, courageous and noble lion sovereign like we have!".

[Schornforce]

"AAAAAARGGGGGH!!!!" Thundarr exclaimed. "That other girl's pet has attacked me!"

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James snapped his fingers in a ghetto fabulous fashion at Thundarr before stating, "Good work, Cacnea! Return!"


J'onn intervened at this moment, distracting both Thundarr and Shego. James rushed past the distracted barbarian to scoop up the fallen Troy.

Meowth stood disgruntedly by holding up a boombox playing the song from "The Bodyguard" as James tried to carry Troy back to the safety of the dance area.

[Indigo Al]

Seeing Troy beset from attackers on all sides, J'onn J'onzz intervened. He flew quickly down toward the Barbarian and the green clad woman. "Enough! This boy has done nothing to harm you. I would advise you to leave him alone!"


"What boy, Green One?" Thundar replied, plucking thorns out..."I was merely trying to ensure the girl's survival in the coming disaster of nii...nieeen....nyeeeeene teeeeen nyeeeghty and four!"

[Deadpooligan]

“Son, I’m no ‘detective’ and I haven’t got anything significant out of any one. Other than nearly everyone is fighting amongst themselves.”

"Well, strange cat-man, you're obviously not asking the right people! And fighting? I don't see any fighting.", said the Inspector as he casually walked over the remains of both a broken china set and glass windows, looking down with his magnifying glass.

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"Hmm... Penny! Come take a look at this!"

Penny turned and walked over to her Uncle. She smiled back at Encyclopedia Brown as she walked away.

"What's up, Uncle Gadget?"

"Look here, Penny, the broken glass on this window indicates that the perp' entered from the outside!"

Penny approached the window, looked at it quickly, and turned back to Gadget.

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"That's right. We missed it before, but I think it was that guy over there... not that there's any real... crime. Dr. Orpheus invited us inside his home. And well, that sword-wielding guy...he still does have glass shards in his vest and loincloth... ouch."

Penny pointed at Thundarr, the Barbarian, who seemed to have issues pronouncing more than few words.

"Dee-teck--tiiiivee? Friend Panthro, beware! That arcane word may be some secret spell of a wizard to enslave your mind!" Thundarr drew his sword again.

Inspector Gadget walked over to him, determined, and a hand raised.

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"Now, listen here you, what's with all the breaking and entering going on here? Who do you think you are, fella?"

He pushed Thundarr's arm gently to the side.

"And wowsers! Watch where you point that light buddy. You could put an eye out!"

[Radioactive Zombie]

Double Dee noticed the coated cyborg, and walked up to him. "Excsuse me, sir, what law enforcement agency do you belong to?"

[Schornforce]

"Hey, what is this?" Puppetmon asked. He moved toward the edible construct, toy box in toe, and stared.
"Are you my friend?"

Wobbuffet nodded wobbulously, pointed at the candy and then took out his picture of Meowth's gun, before giving a wobbtastic salute to his new friend, Puppetmon!

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"Wobbuffet!!!"

[GoGo Yubari]

Seeing Troy beset from attackers on all sides, J'onn J'onzz intervened. He flew quickly down toward the Barbarian and the green clad woman. "Enough! This boy has done nothing to harm you. I would advise you to leave him alone!"


Oh, great, Shego thought to herself, we've got superheroes here too? Note to self; "convince" Junior to give me more money for this. Still, not wanting to get into an actual fight this early, she took her boot off of Troy, though pressing down hard once before she did, and then turned to leave.


"Yeah, obviously you haven't been listening to his singing if you think he hasn't been harming anyone."

[Superheroic]

"What boy, Green One? I was merely trying to ensure the girl's survival in the coming disaster of nii...nieeen....nyeeeeene teeeeen nyeeeghty and four!"

"The singer," J'onn said as James pulled Troy off the ground. "Clearly you are a man out of time. I would suggest you take some time to acclimate yourself to your surroundings before acting rashly."

Just then Inspector Gadget interrupted them.

[Superheroic]

"Yeah, obviously you haven't been listening to his singing if you think he hasn't been harming anyone."

"On the contrary, I find his voice...soothing. Like the crooning of a Martian Opera."

[Just a Shadow]

"On the contrary, I find his voice...soothing. Like the crooning of a Martian Opera."

"That kinda explains why you guys became extinct"

[Jeremi]

"Sorry Giant-Kitty-Man, the jokes are my trademark. Life is plenty dreary and dull without us actively making it worse, so I figure why not have a little fun while saving the world?"


”Look kid I understand where you’re coming from but life isn’t just fun and games. Maybe you would realize that if you weren’t so interrupted trying to be a teenager.”

"This is not the time or the place to discuss that, Pumbaa!" He turned to Panthro again. "And that is our history. We're far from being common wildlife, Mister! Hah! I'll bet you never have faithfully served a young, strong, courageous and noble lion sovereign like we have!".

“Hahahaha! That’s were you two are wrong. A similar man like this Simba person leads the Thundercats, maybe even more tougher then your Simba. So you two sound like you’re his personal bodyguards or something.”

"What boy, Green One?" Thundar replied, plucking thorns out..."I was merely trying to ensure the girl's survival in the coming disaster of nii...nieeen....nyeeeeene teeeeen nyeeeghty and four!"

Panthro walked up to Thundarr. “You alright Thundarr? You seem to be falling into trouble all the time.”

[hamboy]

Wobbuffet nodded wobbulously, pointed at the candy and then took out his picture of Meowth's gun, before giving a wobbtastic salute to his new friend, Puppetmon!

"Wobbuffet!!!"


"Oh, you wanna play?" Puppetmon asked. Rummaging through his toy box, the puppet pulled out several play things, including Meowths gun. He smiled, gave Wabbafet the laser gun, and said. "You can have that one, and I'll play with this one!"
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[Superheroic]

"That kinda explains why you guys became extinct"


J'onn slowly turned toward the Spider-Man. "Your levity over the demise of my race is unwarranted and not appreciated."

[OverMaster]

“Hahahaha! That’s were you two are wrong. A similar man like this Simba person leads the Thundercats, maybe even more so then your Simba. So you two sound like you’re his personal bodyguards or something.”[/COLOR]

"Much more than his bodyguards! You could say we are his seconds at command..." Timon began to boast again.

"We are?" Pumbaa wondered.

"Yes, we are".

"Oh. Well then, I suppose we should ask for a raise when we get back home...".

Timon opened his mouth to counter again, but then thought about it rubbing his chin. "Well, you could have a point there...".

[Just a Shadow]

”Look kid I understand where you’re coming from but life isn’t just fun and games. Maybe you would realize that if you weren’t so interrupted trying to be a teenager.”


"I don't know what kinda giant stick you have up your ass or where the hell you got it from, but this is how I cope with these things. You want to talk about life not being fun and games? How about losing your parents at the age of five, getting your uncle killed at 15, being responsible for the death of your first love, nearly getting your aunt killed or having your wife be kidnapped and held captive for a year? What about having your best friend lose his mind and try to kill you repeatedly or having your memories of your world screwed with time and time again to the point where you no longer know if you can trust your own mind at all? How about having your costume come alive and threaten your family or going through having a stillborn child? This is the only way I stay sane and the next time you insult me I am going to web your asshole shut so tightly that you won't be able to shit for a week!"

With that, Spider-Man angrily swings off.

[BoosterBronze]

"There seem to be quite a few amateur detectives floating around here though... like that blue guy or that kid talking to Penny. Maybe they've got the inside scoop on some... goings on..."

Since his father is the chief of police in Idaville, Encyclopedia Brown naturally gravitated to representatives of law and order in this chaotic place.

"Inspector!" Encyclopedia said, "There seems to be a lot of confusion about what year it is. Idavlille is sort of an idealized place in a nondescript nostalgic past. While there are the occasional anachronisms, really I could be from any era, so I'm not to concerend about that. I'm mainly concerned about the possibility of a crime being commited. I think I need to DO something about it."

[OverMaster]

J'onn slowly turned toward the Spider-Man. "Your levity over the demise of my race is unwarranted and not appreciated."

Timon looked at the green creature with interest. "All your species became extinct? For real? Wow, that's gotta hurt. Whatever happened to them?".

[OverMaster]

"I don't know what kinda giant stick you have up your ass or where the hell you got it from, but this is how I cope with these things. You want to talk about life not being fun and games? How about losing your parents at the age of five, getting your uncle killed at 15, being responsible for the death of your first love, nearly getting your aunt killed or having your wife be kidnapped and held captive for a year? What about having your best friend lose his mind and try to kill you repeatedly or having your memories of your world screwed with time and time again to the point where you no longer know if you can trust your own mind at all? How about having your costume come alive and threaten your family or going through having a stillborn child? This is the only way I stay sane and the next time you insult me I am going to web your asshole shut so tightly that you won't be able to shit for a week!"

With that, Spider-Man angrily swings off.


Pumbaa looked at Timon and whispered into his ear, "Timon, I think that huge spider definitely needs some Hakuna Matata".

"Truer words have never been spoken, Pumbaa" Timon whispered back. "Truer words...".

[Jeremi]

"Much more than his bodyguards! You could say we are his seconds at command..." Timon began to boast again.

Panthro rubs his chin. “Well you don’t look tough, but looks can be deceiving.” Then SM started his little rant.

With that, Spider-Man angrily swings off.

Panthro shouted after Spiderman. “Well how about having your entire planet blow up in your face and only have six people of your race survive! What do you think about that!”

[Chris Lang]

J'onn slowly turned toward the Spider-Man. "Your levity over the demise of my race is unwarranted and not appreciated."

Firestar just looked on, stunned. "I can't believe Spider-Man would be so insensitive. What happened to him? It seems like he's just a shadow of the Spider-Man I know..."

Spider-Man made a further outburst.

"This is the only way I stay sane and the next time you insult me I am going to web your asshole shut so tightly that you won't be able to shit for a week!"

With that, Spider-Man angrily swings off.
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After hearing Spider-Man's profanity-filled speech, Firestar turned back to J'onn. "I don't know him. I really don't."

[OverMaster]

Panthro shouted after Spiderman. “Well how about having your entire planet blow up in your face and only have six people of your race survive! What do you think about that!”


"Sheesh, looks like everyone here's an omen of doom or something" Timon cringed. "Seriously, have all of you guys been tragically screwed by life? Because it looks that way so far...".

"Timon, can we say 'screwed'?" Pumbaa asked. "I never knew we could".

"Neither did I, but this has been a fairly different day from usual, won't you agree?".

[Superheroic]

Timon looked at the green creature with interest. "All your species became extinct? For real? Wow, that's gotta hurt. Whatever happened to them?".

"I was the sole survivor of an alien invasion," J'onn hung his head for a moment.

Pumbaa looked at Timon and whispered into his ear, "Timon, I think that huge spider definitely needs some Hakuna Matata".

"Truer words have never been spoken, Pumbaa" Timon whispered back. "Truer words...".

J'onn turned to the Timon and Pumbaa, "What is this Hot Tuna Fritatta you keep mentioning?"

[OverMaster]

J'onn turned to the Timon and Pumbaa, "What is this Hot Tuna Fritatta you keep mentioning?"


"Glad you asked" Timon proudly smiled, before jumping up to stand on Pumbaa's head and announcing, "Hakuna Matata is the ultimate philosophy for the enjoyment of life! It's the only true road to happiness! It's taking life as it comes, never losing the ability to appretiate it!".

"It's not caring at all about anything, except when you are trapped in closed spaces with unknown murderers who are going to kill you treacherously at any given moment!" Pumbaa happily piped in.

"............ You know, Pumbaa, you could have phrased that A LOT better" his friend grumbled.

[BoosterBronze]

It didn't take Encyclopedia Brown too long to find a small table, a mason jar, and a piece of paper to make a sign. Just to be on the safe side he always carried a big felt pen with him. Now he sat happily behind his sign.

"Mystery's Solved. No case is too small. 25 cents per day, plus expenses (or the equivialent in whatever passes for currency in your reality."

No he sat behind it, giving a big friendly smile to anyone who walked by. Seeing Penny Gadget, he waved to her, hoping she'd want to join him in this venture.

[Superheroic]

"Hakuna Matata is the ultimate philosophy for the enjoyment of life! It's the only true road to happiness! It's taking life as it comes, never losing the ability to appretiate it!".

J'onn smiled, "I will admit that It is a philosophy that has merits."

[OverMaster]

J'onn smiled, "I will admit that It is a philosophy that has merits."

"Ah!" Timon looked down to stare at his friend's eyes. "See, Pumbaa? Looks like we have another converted!".

"Why, that's good and all, Timon, but weren't you just saying we should focus on investigating the crime stuff before we were left stiff, or something like that?".

"Okay. Show me the crime, then".

"Uh... I don't think it has happened yet...".

"Then, let's just Hakuna Matata in the meanwhile!" he laid down on his head. "As soon as the first victim is struck down, Sherlock Timon and Dr. Pumbaa will crack the case!".

"Gee, isn't that a bit cruel and callous to the first victim, Timon, I mean, Sherlock Timon?".

"And what do you expect me to do then? Predict the future to see who will die first? Like Rafiki would say, that's the cycle of life! Some die so others may live! In memory of the first victim's brave sacrifice, we'll build a majestic memorial for him/her/it!".

"Oh. Okay, then. I guess he/she/it will be glad, in that case".

[Masterbasset]

J'onn smiled, "I will admit that It is a philosophy that has merits."

"Purely hedonistic and optimistic."

"While hedonism is somewhat comical, I find optimism to be quite irritable."

"I should expect such a feeble attempt at happiness from vermin like you."

"Wait."

Luxord bent down to the meercat. "Does the term, Pride Lands, mean anything to you?"

[Tommy]

And now for the first in a series of Public Service Announcements…

“Wow,” said Jeffy, age 10, “I’m bored.”

“I’m bored too,” said Johnny, age 9, “What can we do?”

“Hey look!” said little Sally, age 5, “There’th a homeleth man in the ally!”

All three children ran to investigate.

“Aww,” said Jeffy, “He’s just sleepin’!”

“That’s no fun!” cried Johnny.

“Why don’t we pour gatholine on him,” said Sally, “and have bum fire!”

“Bum fire!” said Jeffy pulling out a gas can.

“Bum fire!” said Johnny pouring it all over.

“BUM FIRE!” said Sally as she tried to light a match.

“STOP!”

“Oh wow!” said Jeffy, “It’s the Sorceress of Grayskull!”

“And jeepers!” said Johnny “She’s with Dr. Byron Orpheus!”

“Aww thit!”

“Yes, you must cease such activities as you are now engaged in!”

“Children, did you know that every year half of all children die from playing with matches?”

“That’s over 90%”

“The other 10% die from cancer.”

“So little ones you must ask yourself ‘HOW DO I WANT TO DIE?’”

“YAY CANCER!”

“But why are you telling uth thith?” asked little Sally.

“Because the FCC requires all children’s programming to contain educational content.”

“And we do not wish to incur the wrath of litigation and FINES!”

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OOC: in case you didn’t read the rules, every round a player will be selected to write an out of continuity public service announcement for the children. This is an educational game!

[Cthulhudrew]

Wobbuffet did notice Puppetmon and felt an urge to give chase, but the urge to hug Marvin some more was stronger, so Wobbuffet wobbled to the kitchen to give the poor depressed android another happy hug.

A shudder rocked Marvin's metallic frame as he waited for Wobbuffet to release him. Then he began what would turn out to be a futile search for graham crackers.

[Cthulhudrew]

"I'll see what I can do," Green Lantern said. "I'd have to figure out what to look for though." He then thought, I can probably put tracers on all the other players. Keep tabs on them in case the Traitor are meeting secretly.

Do it, Superman thought. Then spoke aloud, "Keep your eyes open people."

Almost immediately after planting his tracers, John Stewart gets an alert that the tracer on Marvin is moving out of the compound in a northerly direction.

[jobies201]

It didn't take Encyclopedia Brown too long to find a small table, a mason jar, and a piece of paper to make a sign. Just to be on the safe side he always carried a big felt pen with him. Now he sat happily behind his sign.

"Mystery's Solved. No case is too small. 25 cents per day, plus expenses (or the equivialent in whatever passes for currency in your reality."

No he sat behind it, giving a big friendly smile to anyone who walked by. Seeing Penny Gadget, he waved to her, hoping she'd want to join him in this venture.


PG Punisher walked up to the boy behind the sign and threw a dollar at him. "Hewe. If it takes longew, let me know. I want you to figuwe out where Pinocchio hid my Supew Soakew. I don't know how to open da box (if it's weally in dere) , so if you could find dat out too, dat'd be gweat."

The Punisher then went off to mingle. "So, does anyone have any idea when dis game is suppose ta start? Feels like we's been here for days. And I still don' know why Spidew-Man, SupewMan, and I can't just beat everybody up till we find da Twaitows. This is widiculus!"

[Superheroic]

Almost immediately after planting his tracers, John Stewart gets an alert that the tracer on Marvin is moving out of the compound in a northerly direction.

Superman, Green Lantern communicated over the mindlink, Marvin the Robot is moving out of the compound. I'm gonna follow.

Ok, Superman thought as he made his way over to J'onn and Luxord. "Is there a problem here, J'onn?"

[Deadpooligan]

Double Dee noticed the coated cyborg, and walked up to him. "Excsuse me, sir, what law enforcement agency do you belong to?"

"Inspector!" Encyclopedia said, "There seems to be a lot of confusion about what year it is. Idavlille is sort of an idealized place in a nondescript nostalgic past. While there are the occasional anachronisms, really I could be from any era, so I'm not to concerend about that. I'm mainly concerned about the possibility of a crime being commited. I think I need to DO something about it."

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A fly hand with a fly swatter popped out of Gadget's hat and *whapped* Edd and Encyclopedia on the head.

"Excuse me boys, but this is Metro City Police business! I'm interrogating this suspicious ruffian, and would like to do so without interruption, thank you!"

He pointed a finger at Thundarr and pushed it to his chest.

"So what's your story? Are you working for M.A.D.? Did Doctor Claw hire you to steal relics from this man's house? And would you please put that flashlight away already?

Penny looked at her Uncle argue while whispering to Brain.

"Brain, keep an eye on Uncle Gadget. Make sure he doesn't get into too much trouble."

Brain did a quick salute.

"Right!"

Penny turned and began to look around Dr. Orpheus' apartment before running into Encyclopedia Brown again.

No he sat behind it, giving a big friendly smile to anyone who walked by. Seeing Penny Gadget, he waved to her, hoping she'd want to join him in this venture.

Penny waved back and smiled before sitting down next to him.

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"Oh, hi again, Encyclopedia! What are you working on now?"

[Jeremi]

"Purely hedonistic and optimistic."

"While hedonism is somewhat comical, I find optimism to be quite irritable."

"I should expect such a feeble attempt at happiness from vermin like you."

"Wait."

Luxord bent down to the meercat. "Does the term, Pride Lands, mean anything to you?"

“People seem to get weirder and weirder, and if my senses aren’t off you seem like a villain to me.” Panthro got a weird look on his face. “It seems you have misplaced your shadow there my friend.”

OOC: Been awhile since I played KH2 but Nobodies didn’t have shadows right?

[Schornforce]

"Oh, you wanna play?" Puppetmon asked. Rummaging through his toy box, the puppet pulled out several play things, including Meowths gun. He smiled, gave Wabbafet the laser gun, and said. "You can have that one, and I'll play with this one!"
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Wobbuffet made fake little zappy noises while happily wobbling back and forth playing a 'shooting' game with Puppetmon.

Only thing is all the 'zaps' sounded like "Wobb! Wobb!"

[Masterbasset]

Almost immediately after planting his tracers, John Stewart gets an alert that the tracer on Marvin is moving out of the compound in a northerly direction.

Superman, Green Lantern communicated over the mindlink, Marvin the Robot is moving out of the compound. I'm gonna follow.

Ok, Superman thought as he made his way over to J'onn and Luxord. "Is there a problem here, J'onn?"


"Why do you assume there is?"

"Just because I suddenly appear and make a comment, doesn't mean I'm out for blood."

[BoosterBronze]

"Oh, hi again, Encyclopedia! What are you working on now?"

"Hey Penny." Encyclopedia smiled, "The little kid with the speech impediment and the skull-shirt payed me a whole dollar to find out what the puppet fellow did with his squirt gun. I also have this strange desire to find a homeless person and keep them from being set on fire. We could split the dollar and try to crack the case together?"

He reached into his pocket and pulled out a shiny John F. Kennedy 50 cent peice.

"What do you say? Partners?"

[Masterbasset]

“People seem to get weirder and weirder, and if my senses aren’t off you seem like a villain to me.” Panthro got a weird look on his face. “It seems you have misplaced your shadow there my friend.”


"Nice speculation."

"Villain?"

"Hardly the case."

"Matter of fact, I'd be more suspicious of Superman and his colleagues."

[Cthulhudrew]

Marvin plodded down the street outside of Dr. Orpheus' compound towards the town. Apparently Dr. Girlfriend, in her zest to provide snacks, hadn't even considered the possibility that the Traitor Game guests might decide to have a bonfire and roast s'mores.
Marvin ran down a mental list of the ingredients he would need- graham crackers, marshmallows, chocolate, and marshmallow forks.

He also accessed the planetary intraweb to MapQuest the closest convenience store outside of a 5000 foot radius from the one he'd been banned from earlier. This one was 8 miles away. Convenient.

Just for kicks, he analyzed the chemical composition of the Earth's atmosphere- which seemed to be unusually high in carbon.

[BoosterBronze]

PG Punisher walked up to the boy behind the sign and threw a dollar at him. "Hewe. If it takes longew, let me know. I want you to figuwe out where Pinocchio hid my Supew Soakew. I don't know how to open da box (if it's weally in dere) , so if you could find dat out too, dat'd be gweat."


Wow, a whole dollar! Encyclopedia tried to reign in his imagination about all the comic books, moon pies, and licorice whips he could buy with that.

"I'm on the case kid." He said.

[Jeremi]

"Nice speculation."

"Villain?"

"Hardly the case."

"Matter of fact, I'd be more suspicious of Superman and his colleagues."

“You just strike me as the villainy type, Luxord was it? Everyone is under suspicion here, not just you.”

[hamboy]

Wobbuffet made fake little zappy noises while happily wobbling back and forth playing a 'shooting' game with Puppetmon.
"Tee hee!" Puppetmon laughed. He was enjoying himself, running arond, making 'bang' sounds. This was the most fun he'd had in a while, and there was something else. A feeling Puppetmon had never had. Could he have... a real friend?

[Masterbasset]

“You just strike me as the villainy type, Luxord was it? Everyone is under suspicion here, not just you.”

"Some more than others."

"I do pull off the villain look, quite nicely, hm?"

"Sadly, I have my fair share of villains."

[Schornforce]

"Tee hee!" Puppetmon laughed. He was enjoying himself, running arond, making 'bang' sounds. This was the most fun he'd had in a while, and there was something else. A feeling Puppetmon had never had. Could he have... a real friend?

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Wobbuffet also seemed to be enjoying itself. At Puppetmon's latest 'bang,' Wobbuffet clasped it's chest(?) and fell comically to the ground. "Wobba wobb... wobb... buff-ett..."

Wobbuffet lay patiently pleased, waiting for the next fun activity Puppetmon wished to do.

[Jeremi]

"Some more than others."

"I do pull off the villain look, quite nicely, hm?"

"Sadly, I have my fair share of villains."

“I’m sure you do. Let me guess a duck, a dog and boy.” Panthro laughed.

[Kevin M.]

Taz looked around at the ever growing crowd that was gathering in the room with one, and singular purpose; Which one of them would be fit for eating. Sure the strange girl told him not to, but his hunger was getting bigger, and bigger with each passing second. What was it, five minuets before he had something to snack on. It was ripping him apart inside, but the only way he could express his distress was by only a simple gesture.


"Taz should have brough lunch"

[Masterbasset]

“I’m sure you do. Let me guess a duck, a dog and boy.” Panthro laughed.

Caught a bit off guard, Luxord laughed along with him. "You'd be surprised."

"Tell me, Panthro."

"What is your world like?"

[Ben Morgan]

"umm... sure I guess."
"Excellent!"

[Jeremi]

Caught a bit off guard, Luxord laughed along with him. "You'd be surprised."

"Tell me, Panthro."

"What is your world like?"

“Heh, jungles, deserts, seas, civilisations, living beings…you know the usual stuff what a world is made out of.”

[Masterbasset]

“Heh, jungles, deserts, seas, civilisations, living beings…you know the usual stuff what a world is made out of.”

"What is it called?"

[Just a Shadow]

Spider-Man watches the little Pinocchio boy and the strange little ... something... Spider-Man couldn't figure out what the other thing was.... in any case, he watches them play, still fuming over Panthro's general unpleasantness, and feels his spirits uplifted. With a small grin under his mask, he swings down to them.

"Would either of you kids like to go on a webswing?"

[Radioactive Zombie]

"Hey, hey, Spider-Freak, I'M in charge of the scams here.

[Schornforce]

Spider-Man watches the little Pinocchio boy and the strange little ... something... Spider-Man couldn't figure out what the other thing was.... in any case, he watches them play, still fuming over Panthro's general unpleasantness, and feels his spirits uplifted. With a small grin under his mask, he swings down to them.

"Would either of you kids like to go on a webswing?"

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Wobbuffet looked at Spider-Man and happily saluted!

"WOBBUFFET!!!"

The blue blob-ish pokemon then looked over to Puppetmon to get his new friend's opinion on the matter.

[jobies201]

Wow, a whole dollar! Encyclopedia tried to reign in his imagination about all the comic books, moon pies, and licorice whips he could buy with that.

"I'm on the case kid." He said.

"Be careful. He's twicky."

[Jeremi]

"What is it called?"

Panthro finding Luxords questions rather suspicious, still decided to amuse him. It’s not like he could do anything with the information. “We call it Third Earth. Our home planet Thundera was destroyed, and after some mishaps landed there.” Now Panthro decided to ask the question. “How about you then? What’s your world called?”

[jobies201]

"Hey, hey, Spider-Freak, I'M in charge of the scams here.

"Hey! He isn't a fweak! You better stop makin fun of my fweind ('s older alternate reality self) or I'll have to beat you up!"

[Joe Acro]

The last we saw the Bamf, he was in Spider-Man's arms, thinking about his own reality. Much has happened since then. But where did the Bamf go?

FLUSH!

The small creature walked out of the bathroom.

"Such a strange and wonderful washroom. The guys back home will never believe it!"

He returned to the group and announced his thoughts.

"Music and dancing and people and wonderful toys and a beautiful girl!" he shouted, the last part while winking in Jessie's direction. "How can this be anything but a great adventure?"

[hamboy]

Puppetmon was preparing to announce a new game, when the two were approached by Spider-man.
"Cool!" The little wooden Digimon smiled, and pulled out some string. "Will I need this?"

[Indigo Al]

Taz looked around at the ever growing crowd that was gathering in the room with one, and singular purpose; Which one of them would be fit for eating. Sure the strange girl told him not to, but his hunger was getting bigger, and bigger with each passing second. What was it, five minuets before he had something to snack on. It was ripping him apart inside, but the only way he could express his distress was by only a simple gesture.


"Taz should have brough lunch"


Thundarr smiled when he saw Taz. "Greetings friend! Are you of the Mok race? I am Thundarr!"

[Masterbasset]

Panthro finding Luxords questions rather suspicious, still decided to amuse him. It’s not like he could do anything with the information. “We call it Third Earth. Our home planet Thundera was destroyed, and after some mishaps landed there.” Now Panthro decided to ask the question. “How about you then? What’s your world called?”

"You can think of me as something of a nomad."

"I cross many worlds."

"Only, I do have a homeworld to come back to when needed."

"The World That Never Was."

[Jeremi]

"You can think of me as something of a nomad."

"I cross many worlds."

"Only, I do have a homeworld to come back to when needed."

"The World That Never Was."

“Indeed.” Panthro mused to himself.
“The World That Never Was? That sounds really homie." Panthro said and smiled.
"If you're crossing worlds you must have a space ship or something am I right?”

[Superheroic]

"Why do you assume there is?"

"I don't. I thought it was an innocent enough question."

"Matter of fact, I'd be more suspicious of Superman and his colleagues."

“You just strike me as the villainy type, Luxord was it? Everyone is under suspicion here, not just you.”

"Now you wait just one second, Luxord--"

"Let it go, Superman. It is not worth fighting over. Panthro is correct. No one is above suspicion."

Marvin plodded down the street outside of Dr. Orpheus' compound towards the town.

Green Lantern followed Marvin out of sight making sure his Ring blocked him from any of the robot's sensors. "Where is he going?"

[Masterbasset]

“Indeed.” Panthro mused to himself.
“The World That Never Was? That sounds really homie." Panthro said and smiled.
"If you're crossing worlds you must have a space ship or something am I right?”

"No, I have my own means."

"It's one of the curses my kind bear."

[Masterbasset]

"I don't. I thought it was an innocent enough question."





"Now you wait just one second, Luxord--"

"Let it go, Superman. It is not worth fighting over. Panthro is correct. No one is above suspicion."

"Is it a trait of your people to take things the wrong way?"

"You're very touchy, Superman."

"You've been through a lot."

Luxord gave a grin. "And I don't think that helps you in your current situation."

[Schornforce]

"Music and dancing and people and wonderful toys and a beautiful girl!" he shouted, the last part while winking in Jessie's direction. "How can this be anything but a great adventure?"


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Jessie cheerily waved at their newest Team Rocket member from across the room.

"Helloooooo, Bamfie! I hope you're having fun!!!" While Jessie was recuperating from her dance-a-thon and waiting for Bamf, she took a mental note of various creatures who could be valuable pokemon-- if they capture them and take them home to the Team Rocket Boss...

'Hmm... there's that moth-eaten thing that's sort of like a skinny, brown Poochyena, the fat brown um... thing that was slobbering on the ground, the reddish brown piloswine-ish creature... or perhaps it's more closely related to a spoink?

Huh. What's that ugly one?

Oh. It's just Meowth.'

[Jeremi]

"Now you wait just one second, Luxord--"

"Let it go, Superman. It is not worth fighting over. Panthro is correct. No one is above suspicion."

“It’s nothing personal Superman, my trust will have to be earned before I trust anyone wholeheartedly.”

"No, I have my own means."

"It's one of the curses my kind bear."

“I see, now if you excuse me Luxord I’m feeling rather famished so I’m going to the kitchen for some food, if there is any.” And with that Panthro walks to the kitchen.

OOC: And I’m going to bed. Later!

[Masterbasset]

“I see, now if you excuse me Luxord I’m feeling rather famished so I’m going to the kitchen for some food, if there is any.” And with that Panthro walks to the kitchen.

"A pleasure, Panthro."

[Superheroic]

"You're very touchy, Superman. You've been through a lot. And I don't think that helps you in your current situation."

"You don't know me. Don't pretend to." Superman started to walk away.


“It’s nothing personal Superman, my trust will have to be earned before I trust anyone wholeheartedly.”

"I wasn't talking about you, Panthro. But thank you for being honest. You seem honorable."

[Schornforce]

Puppetmon was preparing to announce a new game, when the two were approached by Spider-man.
"Cool!" The little wooden Digimon smiled, and pulled out some string. "Will I need this?"

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Wobbuffet bowed and swept its club-like arms in such a way to indicate that Puppetmon may go first if it wished.

[Joe Acro]

Jessie cheerily waved at their newest Team Rocket member from across the room.

"Helloooooo, Bamfie! I hope you're having fun!!!"
The Bamf waved back.

"I am having fun! I'll be over soon!"

The fairy tale critter realized he never answered the Punisher's questions. So, he bamfed in that direction.

"Sorry about earlier! I wanted to see my new friends. What were your questions? Something about 'school'?"

[Masterbasset]

"You don't know me. Don't pretend to." Superman started to walk away.

"No, I don't."

"The way you walk, the way you talk." Luxord paused. "The way your eyes look when you look at me."

"They speak to me."

"You can tell a lot from a man's eyes." "What he's faced in his lifetime."

"You have especially strong eyes, that fixate upon the person their beholding."

"But they're filled with anguish at times, most likely from painful memories or guilt."

[Kevin M.]

Thundarr smiled when he saw Taz. "Greetings friend! Are you of the Mok race? I am Thundarr!"


"Taz" the eating machine said as he looked at Thundarr. "You have any grub?' he asked.

[jobies201]

The Bamf waved back.

"I am having fun! I'll be over soon!"

The fairy tale critter realized he never answered the Punisher's questions. So, he bamfed in that direction.

"Sorry about earlier! I wanted to see my new friends. What were your questions? Something about 'school'?"

"You said you knew me... Then you said you didn't know me. Youwe confusing. Why awe you blue?"

[Just a Shadow]

"No, I don't think you'll be needing that string."

With that Spider-Man picked up Puppetmon and gave him a little swing around the Venture Compound, adding in a few flips and spins to make the ride more exciting.

Getting back to where he started with Puppetmon, Spider-Man landed in front of Wobuffet and put Puppetmom down, asking, "so what's your name little buddy?"

[jobies201]

"No, I don't think you'll be needing that string."

With that Spider-Man picked up Puppetmon and gave him a little swing around the Venture Compound, adding in a few flips and spins to make the ride more exciting.

Getting back to where he started with Puppetmon, Spider-Man landed in front of Wobuffet and put Puppetmom down, asking, "so what's your name little buddy?"


"His name's Pinocchio. He's a jerkhead."

[hamboy]

"His name's Pinocchio. He's a jerkhead."

Puppetmon stuck his tongue out at the Punisher. "Mleh."
He turned back to Spidey, and said "I'm Puppetmon, one of the Dark Masters. The most fun one too. Machinedramon and MetalSeadramon just wanna destroy those kids. I want to have fun with them. Piedmon cares to much about using fancy words to be any fun." Puppetmon smiled. "I don't know why they don't want fun. It's not like they can actually beat us. We have control of the whole Digiworld, Hahahahah!"

[Just a Shadow]

Puppetmon stuck his tongue out at the Punisher. "Mleh."
He turned back to Spidey, and said "I'm Puppetmon, one of the Dark Masters. The most fun one too. Machinedramon and MetalSeadramon just wanna destroy those kids. I want to have fun with them. Piedmon cares to much about using fancy words to be any fun." Puppetmon smiled. "I don't know why they don't want fun. It's not like they can actually beat us. We have control of the whole Digiworld, Hahahahah!"

"errr.... I can't really understand what you're talking about, but at least you seem happy about it! However, I already knew your name. I was asking your little buddy's name"

[Joe Acro]

"You said you knew me... Then you said you didn't know me. Youwe confusing. Why awe you blue?"
Once again, the Bamf was about to answer when something distracted him. Namely, the conversation between the little Punisher and Puppetmon.

"His name's Pinocchio. He's a jerkhead."
The Bamf jerked his head in the direction of the Digimon.

Puppetmon stuck his tongue out at the Punisher. "Mleh."
He turned back to Spidey, and said "I'm Puppetmon, one of the Dark Masters. The most fun one too. Machinedramon and MetalSeadramon just wanna destroy those kids. I want to have fun with them. Piedmon cares to much about using fancy words to be any fun." Puppetmon smiled. "I don't know why they don't want fun. It's not like they can actually beat us. We have control of the whole Digiworld, Hahahahah!"
"Oo. Dark Masters? That sounds like fun."

He paused as he thought for a moment, and then spoke once more.

"...but you sound evil."

[jobies201]

Puppetmon stuck his tongue out at the Punisher. "Mleh."
He turned back to Spidey, and said "I'm Puppetmon, one of the Dark Masters. The most fun one too. Machinedramon and MetalSeadramon just wanna destroy those kids. I want to have fun with them. Piedmon cares to much about using fancy words to be any fun." Puppetmon smiled. "I don't know why they don't want fun. It's not like they can actually beat us. We have control of the whole Digiworld, Hahahahah!"

Punisher's War Log(Ass Kicking Time [2], Traitor Game: Main Room):
That's it! He will give me back my Super Soaker right now or else! The Punisher will stand for this no longer!

PGP pulled out his paintball gun and began firing at Pinocchio wildly, pausing only to reload. "Give me back my Supew Soakew! Someone get it back fwom him wight now!"

[Tommy]

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James snapped his fingers in a ghetto fabulous fashion at Thundarr before stating, "Good work, Cacnea! Return!"


J'onn intervened at this moment, distracting both Thundarr and Shego. James rushed past the distracted barbarian to scoop up the fallen Troy.

Meowth stood disgruntedly by holding up a boombox playing the song from "The Bodyguard" as James tried to carry Troy back to the safety of the dance area.

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"You-- you saved me," Troy said gasping, "This calls for a song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iYWxfNSjYk)"

Na na na na
Na na na na
Yeah
You are the music in me

You know the words Once Upon A Time
Make you listen.
There's a reason.

When you dream there's a chance you'll find
A little laughter, or happy ever after

You're the harmony, to the melody
That's echoin' inside my head

A single voice (single voice)
Above the noise,

And like a common thread
Oooh, you're pullin' me

When I hear my favorite song
I know that we belong
Oh, you are the music in me

Yeah, it's living in all of us
And it's brought us here because
Because you are the music in me

Na na na na oh
Na na na na na
Yeah yeah yeah (Na na na na)
You are the music in me

It's like I knew you before we met (Before we met)
Can't explain it (Oh, no)
There's no name (No name for it) for it

I'm saying words I never said
And it was easy (So easy)
'cause you see the real me (I see you)
As I am
You understand
And that's more than I've ever known

To hear your voice (Hear your voice)
Above the noise (Ohh ohh)

And know, I'm not alone
Oh you're singing to me (Ohh yeah)

When I hear my favorite song
I know that we belong (Yeah ohh)
You are the music in me

(yeah)It's living in all of us
And it's brought us here because
You are the music in me

Together we're gonna sing (Yeah)
We've got the power to sing what we feel (What we feel)
Connected and real

Can't keep it all inside (Ohh)

Na na na na (Ohh yeah)
Na na na na na (Ohh yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah (Na na na na)
You are the music in me (In me)

Na na na na (Ohh yeah)
Na na na na na (Ohh yeah)
Na na na na
You are the music in me

When I hear my favorite song (Favorite song)
I know that we belong (We belong)
You are the music in me

It's living in all of us
It's brought us here because (Here because)
You are the music in me

Na na na na (Ohh yeah)
Na na na na (Ohh yeah)
Na na na na
You are the music in me (Yeah)

[Joe Acro]

PGP pulled out his paintball gun and began firing at Pinocchio wildly, pausing only to reload. "Give me back my Supew Soakew! Someone get it back fwom him wight now!"
The Bamf just stared at the Punisher in awe.

"It... it shoots magic balls of color! Wow!"

[hamboy]

Punisher's War Log(Ass Kicking Time [2], Traitor Game: Main Room):
That's it! He will give me back my Super Soaker right now or else! The Punisher will stand for this no longer!

PGP pulled out his paintball gun and began firing at Pinocchio wildly, pausing only to reload. "Give me back my Supew Soakew! Someone get it back fwom him wight now!"
"Waa?" Paint splattered all over Puppetmon. "He's staining me! No fair!" Puppetmon lifted his hammer. "This time it's for real! PUPPET PUMMEL!"
Energy glowed at the end of Puppetmons hammer. Blasts were produced, flying in the direction of the Lil' Punisher.

[jobies201]

"Waa?" Paint splattered all over Puppetmon. "He's staining me! No fair!" Puppetmon lifted his hammer. "This time it's for real! PUPPET PUMMEL!"
Energy glowed at the end of Puppetmons hammer. Blasts were produced, flying in the direction of the Lil' Punisher.

The Punisher quickly evaded these blasts and rolled over to the now unprotected treasure box. He pistol whipped it (heh. Pistol whip with a paintbull gun) a few times and it broke open. He quickly grabbed the Super Soaker off the top of the pile. Then he turned back to Pinocchio.

"Alright. It's ovew. You shoot at me one mowe time and you'll be so wet you won't even know what hit you."

[Joe Acro]

"Waa?" Paint splattered all over Puppetmon. "He's staining me! No fair!" Puppetmon lifted his hammer. "This time it's for real! PUPPET PUMMEL!"
Energy glowed at the end of Puppetmons hammer. Blasts were produced, flying in the direction of the Lil' Punisher.
The Bamf, realizing the peril of the situation, teleported out of the way. He reappeared above Puppetmon and landed on him.

[Just a Shadow]

Quickly jumping in between widdle Punisher and Puppetmon, Spidey picks them both up by the back of their shirts and says, "play nicely kids. Punisher, stop trying to paint and wet Puppetmon, he might not be water-treated. And Puppetmon, stop trying to... I guess atomize, little Punisher. His mommy would miss him and if you hit him with a blast you'll have to clean up the mess."

[Tommy]

Announcement: Update in two hours.

[Joe Acro]

"play nicely kids. Punisher, stop trying to paint and wet Puppetmon, he might not be water-treated. And Puppetmon, stop trying to... I guess atomize, little Punisher. His mommy would miss him and if you hit him with a blast you'll have to clean up the mess."
While Spider-Man was scolding those two, the Bamf picked himself up and wandered back the Team Rocket.

"I'd be careful. It's dangerous over there."

[Schornforce]

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Wobbuffet, just stood by patiently pleased and used its counter attack on any paintballs or stray mallet swings that got too close.

Then, it turned to Spiderman, made a happy bow and proclaimed "Wobbuffet!" for all to hear.

[The Purple Skull]

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"Hello kids. I'm..."

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"Nifty logo right? Drew it myself. But anyway, I have a question for you all. What do you think is the single most talked about issue plaguing the U.S. today?"

Tony: "Drug Abuse?"

"Nope."

Jill: "Poverty?"

"Haha....don't be stupid."

Dr. Doom: "RICHARDS!!!!"

"Close...but no cigar."

Qwan: "Terrorist organizations like HYDRA?"

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"....Oh a smartass, huh? Get out of the stage, you're off the commercial! Damn punk kids. Do you not know that Immortal HYDRA is the will and the way! Under Baron Wolfgang Von Strucker, we will not fail! The Age of HYDRA is imminent! Chop one limb off, two more take its place! HAIL HYDRA~!"

After regaining his composure.

"You see kids, with the exception of that dumbass Qwan, your answers are good, but it's not the answer I'm looking for. There's a problem sweeping our nation that eclipses all those issues......Leftover Pornography."

The kids gasp.

"I know. You see kids, statistics have shown that 1 in every 10 American has watched a pornographic movie/clip via the internet or DVD once, and discarded it right after, never to watch it EVER again. And that's just wrong folks. Pornography is an art. An art that the good men and women of the adult entertainment industry dedicate themselves to. If we were all to discard our booty DVDs after one viewing, the adult entertainment industry as we know it would cease to exist. And that's just wrong.

So take it from the Bobinator folks, Whack It Off, Then Pass It On. Then and only then, will we see the continued flourishment of the adult entertainment industry. Because, remember…A Porn Is A Terrible Thing To Waste."

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The Preceding Announcement Was Brought To You By Cocaine™. It's A Hell Of Drug!


OOC: Aww why not. Yeah, it's not PG-13, but I'm not in this game anyway! Lol.

[hamboy]

Quickly jumping in between widdle Punisher and Puppetmon, Spidey picks them both up by the back of their shirts and says, "play nicely kids. Punisher, stop trying to paint and wet Puppetmon, he might not be water-treated. And Puppetmon, stop trying to... I guess atomize, little Punisher. His mommy would miss him and if you hit him with a blast you'll have to clean up the mess."

"Aw, but he's a bully! I got that super soak-er fair and square, and he can't get over it. He keeps threatening me and calling me a jerk!"

[Just a Shadow]

"Aw, but he's a bully! I got that super soak-er fair and square, and he can't get over it. He keeps threatening me and calling me a jerk!"

"He might be acting badly and that shows that he'll need a timeout. But you can't steal his supersoaker, because two wrongs don't make a right."

[Schornforce]

While Spider-Man was scolding those two, the Bamf picked himself up and wandered back the Team Rocket.

"I'd be careful. It's dangerous over there."

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Jessie nodded in appreciation and gave a sweet smile to Bamf.

But James? James was um... indisposed...

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"I NEVER WANT THIS DAY TO END!!! NOTHING CAN SPOIL MY GOOD MOOD TODAY!!!

NOTHING!!!

CERTAINLY NOT SOMETHING THAT MAY HAPPEN IN APPROXIMATELY TWO HOURS!!!!"



OOC: Purple Skull, loved the PSA! I think my favorite part is picturing Doctor Doom sitting crosslegged amongst very small children listening intently to Bob's lecture.

[The Purple Skull]

OOC: Purple Skull, loved the PSA! I think my favorite part is picturing Doctor Doom sitting crosslegged amongst very small children listening intently to Bob's lecture.

Thanks! If only I had a pic of Doom sitting cross-legged.... :tongue:

[Ben Morgan]

Quickly jumping in between widdle Punisher and Puppetmon, Spidey picks them both up by the back of their shirts and says, "play nicely kids. Punisher, stop trying to paint and wet Puppetmon, he might not be water-treated. And Puppetmon, stop trying to... I guess atomize, little Punisher. His mommy would miss him and if you hit him with a blast you'll have to clean up the mess.""I got this from here kiddo"

*Cliff separates Puppetmon and Punisher*

"Now you go to your rooms, you're grounded! And no cookies for dessert!"

[Chris Lang]

"I got this from here kiddo"

*Cliff separates Puppetmon and Punisher*

"Now you go to your rooms, you're grounded! And no cookies for dessert!"


Firestar greeted the man. "You're Bill Cosby, right?" she asked.

He looks a bit ... older. But that has to be him, unless it's a very good impersonator.

[Joe Acro]

Jessie nodded in appreciation and gave a sweet smile to Bamf.The Bamf smiled back, but then overheard James.

"I NEVER WANT THIS DAY TO END!!! NOTHING CAN SPOIL M