Traitor Game XVII: We Apologize For the Inconvenience [Archive] - Page 2

tangentman

05-12-2008, 12:03 PM

Another world, 1972, Simi Valley

The fire tore up the valley hills, becoming a veritable inferno in just under an hour. Fire fighters and emergency crews rode out to battle the disaster in a hail of sirens and flashing lights. A caravan of trucks, station wagons, Volkswagens, and RVs trailed out of the park under the direction of the sheriff's deputies. Mike Brady steered the family camper in the heavy traffic. "Sigh! We're stuck in this jam, traffic. It'll be hours before we're back home."

"You're right, Mike. I just wish Jan hadn't felt the need to handle that emergency alone."

"Well, according to Alice, Jan heard the Elders' call. You know it's the price the kids must pay for their awesome powers."

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In the back, a pretty blonde pouted with her arms crossed. "Why didn't the Elders call me? Why would they pick Jan instead?"

Two miles away, Randy tried in vain to escape the fire. Everywhere he ran, the fire cut him off. Flames licked over the dry grass, blazing along the low tree limbs. The heat rose like an elemental wall. Smoke stung his eyes, and he ruminated on the possibly fatal stupidity of his decision to "disappear". His dad didn't know where he was at. Randy felt guilty over how his parents would feel when they learned what happened to him.

Overhead, Jan Marvel soared through the skies over Simi Valley. The joy of flying thrilled through her being as the wind whipped through her hair. Of all the powers of Shazam, Jan's favorite was flight! Still, not even the fun of flying could keep the frown off her face when she saw the fire. Superhumanly keen sight allowed Jan Marvel to easily spot the desperate Randy. She veered to the right, calculating the best route to save the boy. The problem of the fire nagged at her; Jan wondered how she could help firefighters without getting in the way or making the fire worse?

As if answering the question, help arrived in the form of a beautiful black-haired woman. She wore a white tunic embellished with Egyptian jewelry. Her long hair was held back by a slim golden tiara, which held the small icon of a sun bordered by cow's horns. The wisdom of the ages was held in her dark eyes. The mighty Isis was there to help Jan! "Quite the wildfire we've got here, Jan!"

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"Isis! Wow, am I glad to see you!"

"I heard about the fire and came to see how I could help. It looks like we both arrived in the nick of time."

"Yeah, I came because a boy I know is in trouble!" Jan looked down, seeing the fire cutting off Randy's escape. "I'd better help Randy now!"

Isis nodded her approval. "You go help the boy! I'll take care of the fire!"

Jan Marvel swooped down like a human arrow from the sky. She descended toward Randy--then crashed in a graceless heap! "Oooh! Why do I always do that when I'm nervous?" Jan chided herself mercilessly--although she loved flying, she wasn't always proficient at landing. Particularly in a crisis.

Still, she made do under the circumstances. Jan smiled over at Randy. "Getting hot under the collar, huh? Well, you know what they say--when you can't stand the heat, get out of the forest fire!" Randy stared in utter bewilderment. "Jan Marvel! What are YOU doing here?"

Jan gave a low bow with a flourish. "Jan Marvel Airlines at your service, young man!" Suddenly, the fire nipped uncomfortably close to Jan's cape. Giving a yelp, she snatched up Randy in her arms. "I think that's our cue to vamoose--like FAST!" With the Speed of Mercury, Jan Marvel took to the air with her human charge safely in her arms.

Meanwhile, Isis soared over the brushfire. Hovering high over the edge of the fire, Isis stretched her arms out to the side. Solemnly, she called the magic of the godly powers she wielded. "Air molecules which feed the fire, diminish now, let the flames expire!" Quickly, the oxygen immediately surrounding the worst of the fire spent itself faster than normal. The fire dwindled, but still burned. Isis reinforced her first spell with another. "Rains which cause the grass to grow, hear my call, douse the fire below!"

The winds blew faster, but a wet coolness rode them now. The skies darkened and thunder rumbled. Humidity increased as the clouds swelled and burst in instant rain showers! The deluge fell upon the weakening fire; within minutes, the flames flickered and died before the onslaught of rain. As soon as the last lick of flame died, the showers ceased.

Jan landed with Randy near Mr. Emerson's Mustang. Cars stopped at the awesome spectacle of Jan Marvel's rescue. (Jan herself was awed by her unexpectedly smooth landing!) "DAD!" The boy ran into his worried father's arms. As father and son were reunited, Isis landed beside Jan. "Randy! I was so worried about you! When you disappeared, and then that fire...!" "I'm sorry, Dad. I just felt so lousy about you and Mom splitting up. I thought I could keep you and Mom together if you worried enough about me. I...I thought it would prove you guys loved me."

"Son, what's happening between your mother and I doesn't mean we don't love you."

Jan spoke up at that moment. "Randy, just because your parents don't love each other anymore doesn't mean they'll stop loving you." Isis added her own counsel. "Running away from your problems only means your problems run with you." Father and son nodded solemnly at the advice.

Jan opened her mouth to impart a final lesson, when she felt a sudden wrenching. The world she knew fell away, and she found herself standing beside a roomful of colorful strangers. "When you have problems, you need to talk them out...uh...where am I? And who are all of you?"

Chris Lang

05-12-2008, 12:05 PM

Thundarr watched as Firestar demonstrated her power.

"Urchin! You are indeed powerful -- you must have studied sorcery at great length to gain such abilities!" he exclaimed.

"No, actually I'm a mutant." Firestar replied. "I was born with my powers, but they didn't kick in until later in my childhood. I accidentally melted Bonnie's snowman with them without even knowing I'd done it. But then, when I melted her dollhouse..."

She stopped there. She didn't know this man, or any of the others there. She knew it was best not to tell too much about her life story. "Anyway, I had this teacher who taught me how to control my powers. Since then, I've used them to help protect the innocent from super-villains."

"You can call me Firestar. And you are...?"

Indigo Al

05-12-2008, 12:08 PM

"No, actually I'm a mutant." Firestar replied.

Thundarr's eyes flew wide open, as he gasped. Wasting no time, he reached to his hilt and activated his Sunsword. He then looked at nearby Panthro.

"DEMON DOGS! A mutant!!! What evil wizard do you work for, wretch???!!! We will NOT allow you to maraud this village!!!!" He began waving his sunsword menacingly....

OverMaster

05-12-2008, 12:08 PM

She turned to the nut. "You heard him! Put him down! He's not a chicken! He's a ... meerkat. A talking meerkat, I think."

"Yeah, he isn't a chicken! He--he--" Pumbaa then stopped, as if remembering something. "Timon, are you sure you aren't a chicken?".

"DO I LOOK LIKE A CHICKEN TO YOU?!?".

"No, but that jackal you were running from last week called you a chicken... and that hyena last month... and--".

"ARE YOU GOING TO TRUST PREDATORS OVER YOUR BESTEST FRIEND, PUMBAA?!?".

"Okay, okay. Just asking, that's all" the warthog conceded.

OverMaster

05-12-2008, 12:11 PM

Thundarr's eyes flew wide open, as he gasped. Wasting no time, he reached to his hilt and activated his Sunsword. He then looked at nearby Panthro.

"DEMON DOGS! A mutant!!! What evil wizard do you work for, wretch???!!! We will NOT allow you to maraud this village!!!!" He began waving his sunsword menacingly....

Timon almost sobbed. "Great, now all the inmates are revolting against each other, with us trapped in the middle. Listen, Big Guy, as long as you are threatening to split people's heads, MIND DOING SOMETHING ABOUT THIS WACKO STRANGLING MEEE?!".

IronStarks

05-12-2008, 12:11 PM

Tony Stark was flying around as Iron Man listing to some banging tunes

"Tony Stark
Makes you feel
He's a cool exec
With a heart of steel.
As Iron Man,
All jets ablaze,
He fights and smite'n
With repulsor rays!
A blaze of power!
Iron Man!
Amazing armor!
Iron Man!"

Over the sounds of the classic tunes, he manages to hear some commotion down on the ground. Using his awesome HUD telescope contraption that can see through walls (Stark Industries got to have them) he notices what looks to be talking animals yelling at each other, and a blond with ugly glasses appearing out of thin air.....

"This can only be the Job for the exec with the Heart of Steel"

Iron Man puts some extra power into his repulsers and starts heading down...

Chris Lang

05-12-2008, 12:12 PM

Thundarr's eyes flew wide open, as he gasped. Wasting no time, he reached to his hilt and activated his Sunsword. He then looked at nearby Panthro.

"DEMON DOGS! A mutant!!! What evil wizard do you work for, wretch???!!! We will NOT allow you to maraud this village!!!!" He began waving his sunsword menacingly....

Firestar fired a fire blast in warning. "I don't work for evil wizards! I've devoted my life to fighting AGAINST bad guys!"

Great. Either this guy hates mutants, or he's from a world where the only 'mutants' he knows are evil.

Superheroic

05-12-2008, 12:16 PM

T"DEMON DOGS! A mutant!!! What evil wizard do you work for, wretch???!!! We will NOT allow you to maraud this village!!!!" He began waving his sunsword menacingly....

Firestar fired a fire blast in warning. "I don't work for evil wizards! I've devoted my life to fighting AGAINST bad guys!"

Wonder Woman held her hands up to Thundarr, "Please. Everyone calm down. None of us are looking to harm anyone." Hawkgirl and Green Lantern flew over to stand with Wonder Woman.

"There anything we can do?" Green Lantern asked.

tangentman

05-12-2008, 12:16 PM

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Jan Marvel flinched at the raised voices. Violence seemed ready to explode any moment, and Jan had no idea where she was or who was with her. Clearing her throat, Jan spoke up in a polite voice. "Say, don't you guys know people can get hurt when they take the rough-housing too far?"

In that moment, Jan realized she stood with talking animals. Her eyes widened in disbelief--and not a little wonder. "Ooh! Talking animals! That's so---far out!" She reached down to pet the talkative one. "You're both sooo cute! Just like a Walt Disney movie!"

OOC: Bear with the visual discrepancy between the avatar and in-text pic. There's a method to the Brady Marvel Madness! :wink:

Indigo Al

05-12-2008, 12:19 PM

Firestar fired a fire blast in warning. "I don't work for evil wizards! I've devoted my life to fighting AGAINST bad guys!"

Great. Either this guy hates mutants, or he's from a world where the only 'mutants' he knows are evil.

Thundarr was knocked back by Firestar's blast. Looking at her, he frowned. "You are certainly more comely than any mutant I have ever come across - but where I am from, mutants are sub-human marauding slavers, usually working for powerful wizard warlords! Would you not agree, friend?" he said, looking at Panthro for some unexplained reason.

Then,

Timon almost sobbed. "Great, now all the inmates are revolting against each other, with us trapped in the middle. Listen, Big Guy, as long as you are threatening to split people's heads, MIND DOING SOMETHING ABOUT THIS WACKO STRANGLING MEEE?!".

"Urchin! Put the small Mok down immediately!" Thudarr said, grabbing Ed by his collar and lifting both him and Timon up.

Tommy

05-12-2008, 12:20 PM

OverMaster

05-12-2008, 12:21 PM

In that moment, Jan realized she stood with talking animals. Her eyes widened in disbelief--and not a little wonder. "Ooh! Talking animals! That's so---far out!" She reached down to pet the talkative one. "You're both sooo cute! Just like a Walt Disney movie!"

Pumbaa blinked. "What's a Walt Disney?" he asked, before noticing something, and turning to Timon with a huge grin. "Hey, Timon! Heard that? I think she called me cute! I never had been called cute before!".

"Thattt'ssss... great to hear, Pumbaa... now, if she or anyone else could do something to snatch me from the stinky fingers of death..." Timon panted with his tongue hanging out, suffocated by Ed's surprisingly strong grip.

Chris Lang

05-12-2008, 12:22 PM

Jan Marvel flinched at the raised voices. Violence seemed ready to explode any moment, and Jan had no idea where she was or who was with her. Clearing her throat, Jan spoke up in a polite voice. "Say, don't you guys know people can get hurt when they take the rough-housing too far?"

In that moment, Jan realized she stood with talking animals. Her eyes widened in disbelief--and not a little wonder. "Ooh! Talking animals! That's so---far out!" She reached down to pet the talkative one. "You're both sooo cute! Just like a Walt Disney movie!"

Just when Firestar thought she had seen it all, another newcomer arrived. You've GOT to be kidding me! Jan Brady dressed up as a superhero?

But she could agree with what Jan had said. "You're right, Jan. But these guys just want to fight amongst themselves, before we've been even introduced to each other. All it takes is one little insult, and they're at it like this."

"Wait a minute. You ARE who I think you are, are you? I don't want to make another mistake here..."

Jeremi

05-12-2008, 12:23 PM

"Not I! For I am pledged only to do work for the pure ethical goodness, mine is the task..."

"Excuse me," the Sorceress said, butting in, "but neither Dr. Orpheus, nor myself are behind this. We all happen to be caught up in a rather barbaric legal system set up somewhere very near the dawn of time. I'm sure my opposite number, who is the one behind this, will appear soon enough."

“I get it now you two are just pawns in this weird scenario, here to look after us right?”

"DEMON DOGS! A mutant!!! What evil wizard do you work for, wretch???!!! We will NOT allow you to maraud this village!!!!" He began waving his sunsword menacingly....

Panthro grabbed his nunchauk and whirled it around his body. “I’m no mutant, ruffian and you need to calm down before somebody gets hurt.”

OverMaster

05-12-2008, 12:23 PM

"Urchin! Put the small Mok down immediately!" Thudarr said, grabbing Ed by his collar and lifting both him and Timon up.

"Wheeee, I can see the ground I'll be buried at from up here..." a purple faced Timon gurgled.

IronStarks

05-12-2008, 12:25 PM

Just when Firestar thought she had seen it all, another newcomer arrived. You've GOT to be kidding me! Jan Brady dressed up as a superhero?

But she could agree with what Jan had said. "You're right, Jan. But these guys just want to fight amongst themselves, before we've been even introduced to each other. All it takes is one little insult, and they're at it like this."

"Wait a minute. You ARE who I think you are, are you? I don't want to make another mistake here..."

Iron Man arrives into the room and about to start asking some questions on who/what was going on when he got distracted by the cute redhead talking to the blond.

"Hello, how you doing?"

Indigo Al

05-12-2008, 12:26 PM

Panthro grabbed his nunchauk and whirled it around his body. “I’m no mutant, ruffian and you need to calm down before somebody gets hurt.”

OOC: sorry Jeremi - that was addressed at Firestar, but over to you in hopes you would bring up Panthro's history with mutants....:tongue:

Deadpooligan

05-12-2008, 12:26 PM

Superman shook the proffered hand. "I'm Superman. Pleased to meet you, Officer."

"Likewise! It's sure is interesting to meet a superhero. We don't have many like you in Metro City. Mostly just supervillains... like Doctor Claw!"

Gadget gestured to his niece and their dog.

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"Anyway, this is my niece, Penny, and our dog Brain. They sometimes tag along with me on cases, for a good learning experience."

Penny closed her computer book and forced a smile. Brain nodded. A bright flash began to glow from behind them. Gadget, oblivious to this, continued to talk to Superman.

"Who are your companions? They look like a rather charming bunch--!"

Firestar fired a fire blast at a nearby trash can. Quickly, she grabbed a nearby bucket, filled it with water from the kitchen, and poured it on the fire.

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It was then that Brain shoved Inspector Gadget out of the way as a blast of fire scorched overhead.

"Wowsers! Brain, you need to watch where and who you're bumping into!"

Brain pointed at the smoldering garbage can with a bemused look on his face.

"Oh, right. I bet the Chief is just dandy. That stuff happens to him all... the time!"

tangentman

05-12-2008, 12:28 PM

Thundarr was knocked back by Firestar's blast. Looking at her, he frowned. "You are certainly more comely than any mutant I have ever come across - but where I am from, mutants are sub-human marauding slavers, usually working for powerful wizard warlords!"

Thundarr's harsh words to Firestar evoked righteous indignation in Jan Marvel. "HEY! That was a really mean thing to say to her! She has feelings too, you know! How would you like it if someone called you subhuman!"

"Urchin! Put the small Mok down immediately!" Thundarr said, grabbing Ed by his collar and lifting both him and Timon up.

Unfortunately, nobody listened to Jan. In fact, the agitation only seemed to be getting worse. Sighing, Jan flew over to the cluster of strange people. Grabbing the back of Thundarr's tunic and Ed's collar at the same time, Jan pulled them apart with the Strength of Hercules. "Stop fighting--right now! Violence never solved anything anyway. Why don't you all just try talking about what's bothering you?"

Under her breath, she muttered, "Boys!"

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"Did someone say Disney? Disney is simply the best group of people ever! And all their shows are of such high quality!"

No sooner had she said that, then a particularly wholesome one showed up. A bright pink blush furiously spread over Jan when he spoke to her. "Um, yes. I like you, er, I mean, I like Disney movies!"

Jeremi

05-12-2008, 12:28 PM

OOC: sorry Jeremi - that was addressed at Firestar, but over to you in hopes you would bring up Panthro's history with mutants....:tongue:

OOC: Something like this? :tongue:

Thundarr was knocked back by Firestar's blast. Looking at her, he frowned. Would you not agree, friend?"[/B]he said, looking at Panthro for some unexplained reason.

Panthro still in battle stance continued. “Yes where I’m from mutants are no good evil brutes! Needs to be boiled in a pot…well I guess there’s something we can agree on.” Panthro replied laughing. "What's your name warrior?"

BoosterBronze

05-12-2008, 12:32 PM

Encyclopedia Brown wandered up to Penny, neice of Inspector Gadget.

"Hi. I'm Encyclopedia Brown. No, I'm not a set of books filled with facts. People just call me that because I'm so full of information."

He smiled at her.

"You remind me of my friend Sally Kimball. She's the toughest girl in Idaville. She's so tough, one time she told a babbling brook to be quiet and it shushed up."

OverMaster

05-12-2008, 12:32 PM

Unfortunately, nobody listened to Jan. In fact, the agitation only seemed to be getting worse. Sighing, Jan flew over to the cluster of strange people. Grabbing the back of Thundarr's tunic and Ed's collar at the same time, Jan pulled them apart with the Strength of Hercules. "Stop fighting--right now! Violence never solved anything anyway. Why don't you all just try talking about what's bothering you?"[/COLOR]

"Okay, whatsbotheringmeisIcannotbreatheaslongasthisbabygo rillahasmegrabbedlikethis!" Timon rasped/choked with his eyes bulging out like ping-pong balls. "WouldanyofyoumindopeninghishandsoIcanescape, prettypleeze...?".

tangentman

05-12-2008, 12:32 PM

Chris Lang

05-12-2008, 12:41 PM

Thundarr was knocked back by Firestar's blast. Looking at her, he frowned. "You are certainly more comely than any mutant I have ever come across - but where I am from, mutants are sub-human marauding slavers, usually working for powerful wizard warlords! Would you not agree, friend?" he said, looking at Panthro for some unexplained reason.

Firestar was greatly offended by this remark, but before she could speak up...

Thundarr's harsh words to Firestar evoked righteous indignation in Jan Marvel. "HEY! That was a really mean thing to say to her! She has feelings too, you know! How would you like it if someone called you subhuman!"

Unfortunately, nobody listened to Jan. In fact, the agitation only seemed to be getting worse. Sighing, Jan flew over to the cluster of strange people. Grabbing the back of Thundarr's tunic and Ed's collar at the same time, Jan pulled them apart with the Strength of Hercules. "Stop fighting--right now! Violence never solved anything anyway. Why don't you all just try talking about what's bothering you?"

Under her breath, she muttered, "Boys!"[/COLOR]

Firestar just sighed. "These guys just want to keep fighting all the time. I don't know what to do now..."

"Did someone say Disney? Disney is simply the best group of people ever! And all their shows are of such high quality!"

Firestar rolled her eyes at the guy's remark. "Let me guess? You work for them, do you? I know toadies when I see them, and I'm looking at one right now."

It was then that Brain shoved Inspector Gadget out of the way as a blast of fire scorched overhead.

"Wowsers! Brain, you need to watch where and who you're bumping into!"

Brain pointed at the smoldering garbage can with a bemused look on his face.

"Oh, right. I bet the Chief is just dandy. That stuff happens to him all... the time!"

"You mean ... someone was HIDING in that trash can?" Firestar gasped, and rushed toward the trash can. "Are you all right?"

Tommy

05-12-2008, 12:46 PM

No sooner had she said that, then a particularly wholesome one showed up. A bright pink blush furiously spread over Jan when he spoke to her. "Um, yes. I like you, er, I mean, I like Disney movies!"

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"Wow! I think this calls for a song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNM6rKmNw5M)!"

The summer that we wanted,

Yeah, we finally got it!

Now's the time we get to share

Each day we'll be together

Now until forever,

So everybody, everywhere

Let's take it to the beach

Take it together

Let's celebrate today 'cause there'll never be another

We're stronger this time,
been there for each other

Everything's just right

Everybody all for one,
A real summer has just begun!
Let's rock and roll and just let go,
feel the rhythm of the drums
We're gonna have fun in the sun
Now that all the hard work, work is done!
Everybody, one for all and all for one!
All for one, one!

Summertime together,

Now we're even closer

That's the way it's meant to be

Oh, we're just getting started

Come and join the party

You deserve it, same as me

Let's take it to the beach

Take it together

Let's celebrate today 'cause there'll never be another

We're stronger this time,
been there for each other

Everything's just right

Everybody all for one,
A real summer has just begun!
Let's rock and roll and just let go,
feel the rhythm of the drums
We're gonna have fun in the sun
Now that all the hard work, work is done!
Everybody, one for all and all for one!
All for one, one!

Everybody up!

Everybody rock it!

Take it from the top!

And never ever stop it!

It's not about the future

It's not about the past

It's makin' every single day
Last and last and last!
Fun and sun'What could be better?

Let's have fun
Everyone together now!

Everybody, e-everybody now!
This is where our summer really begins
The very last time it's ever gonna be like this
It's the party you don't wanna miss!

Guys rise!
Show 'em we can make some moves, hey!

Girls!
Show 'em we know how to groove, oh!

Here
and now

Let's turn the party

Out!

Everybody jump in!

Everybody all for one,
A real summer has just begun!
Let's rock and roll and just let go,
feel the rhythm of the drums
We're gonna have fun in the sun
Now that all the hard work, work is done!
Everybody, one for all, everybody all for one,
A real summer has just begun!
Let's rock and roll and just let go,
feel the rhythm of the drums
We're gonna have fun in the sun
Now that all the hard work, work is done!
Come on, everyone let's dance!
We can't let this moment pass!
Let's make this party last!
All for one!
All! For! One!

"HEY! YOU GUYS STILL AREN'T SINGING AND DANCING! COMMON! YOU JUST GOTTA!"

Indigo Al

05-12-2008, 12:48 PM

Panthro still in battle stance continued. “Yes where I’m from mutants are no good evil brutes! Needs to be boiled in a pot…well I guess there’s something we can agree on.” Panthro replied laughing. "What's your name warrior?"

Grumbling, after Jan Marvel's unceremonious release to the ground, Thundarr rubbed his sore posterior.

"Another urchin she-wizard! Or perhaps she is a mutant too? Oh, I am confused! Curse whatever force brought me here without Ariel or Ookla!...."

"Friend Panthro - I am Thundarr." Thundarr extended his hand to the feline.

Jeremi

05-12-2008, 12:49 PM

"Stop fighting--right now! Violence never solved anything anyway. Why don't you all just try talking about what's bothering you?"

“I agree with the little lady, we can’t be fighting at such a crucial moment, now could everyone please calm down?”

[COLOR="YellowGreen"]"Wow! I think this calls for a [song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNM6rKmNw5M)!"

“…And have him to keep quiet?”

Chris Lang

05-12-2008, 12:49 PM

Flustered by the attention from Zac, Jan unceremoniously dropped Thundarr and Ed. Still blushing, she welcomed the questions from Firestar. "I'm Jan Marvel. At least, that's what I'm called when I look like this. I can't tell you my secret identity, though--sorry." The girl quickly added reassuringly, "But I think your hair is so pretty! Do you shampoo with Breck?"

"Thank you." Firestar replied, not sure what to make of this newcomer.

"I don't know if you know what's going on here. The hosts call this a game, but it sounds like it's deadly serious. They say three 'bad guys' are out to murder everyone."

darkkeeperjr

05-12-2008, 12:50 PM

Jennie floated over to the others. With a flick of her ponytail she was able to understand and talk the language. " Who here will tell me what's going on?"

Jeremi

05-12-2008, 12:51 PM

"Friend Panthro - I am Thundarr." Thundarr extended his hand to the feline.

Panthro handed out his hand as well. “I’m glad that we could come to an agreement. You remind me of a friend back home.”

tangentman

05-12-2008, 12:52 PM

Superheroic

05-12-2008, 12:53 PM

Penny closed her computer book and forced a smile. Brain nodded. A bright flash began to glow from behind them. Gadget, oblivious to this, continued to talk to Superman.

"Who are your companions? They look like a rather charming bunch--!"

Superman finished introducing his teammates as Brain leapt into the Inspector.

"I'm Jan Marvel."

Superman glanced at J'onn J'onzz and thought, Do you recognize her?

No, J'onn replied. She is most likely from a dimension other than our own.

Masterbasset

05-12-2008, 12:54 PM

"Excuse me," Wonder Woman said to Panthro. She caught the bomb in her hand, wheeled, and threw it to Superman. "Superman! Catch!"

The bomb whizzed through the air. Superman reached out and caught the bomb. He encased it within his hands. The bomb coughed out a muffled explosion. Superman opened his hands and black puffs of smoked rose out. He demonstratively wiped his palms. "Let's not have any more of that," he announced to everyone.

From quite literally the shadows, Luxord emerged in front of Superman with a grin.

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Luxord sized him up, lowering his head, getting in every detail of Superman's appearence

"Hmm, you're not like the others." His british accent seemed very suave and collected.

"....No, definitely not."

"My name is Luxord."

"And you are...Superman , correct?"

"Tell me, what do you do for a living?"

jobies201

05-12-2008, 12:54 PM

Punisher's War Log: (Wake up time, Traitor Game: Main Room)Woken up this morning by the annyoing one's singing... again. Will take action later on to retreive the Super Soaker. Until then, Punisher out.

"So, did I miss anything while I slept?" He then looked around, "Who are all these new people? People call me the Punisher, who are all of you? And, if this game is so dangerous, where's all the violence? The stuff they serve in the cafeteria is scarier then this "Traitor Game"..... Stupid grown-ups don't even know what danger is...."

Tommy

05-12-2008, 12:58 PM

Firestar rolled her eyes at the guy's remark. "Let me guess? You work for them, do you? I know toadies when I see them, and I'm looking at one right now."
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"Why no ma'am, I have a summer job working for the Lava Springs Country Club! While I was there I had too choose between wealthy people and their connections or staying true to my fiends."

"They did that on Popular..."

"It was a really important lesson I learned!"

Chris Lang

05-12-2008, 12:58 PM

When Zac broke out in song, Jan squealed with delight. "Oh, a musical! He's such a gas!" Jan bobbed her head along with the song. Turning to Firestar, she whispered girlishly, ""That boy can sing--and he's adorable, too! Those eyes! sigh Isn't he just the grooviest?"

That didn't mean Jan forgot Timon's predicament. Snatching Ed's ear, she yanked him close. Sweetly, she said, "If you don't leave poor, sweet animal alone, I'm going to throw you into the sun."

Firestar sighed. "I've heard better voices than him, even in high school musicals. I know his type, Jan. He's the sort you'll get over when you're older."

Then, she noticed Jan's threat to the nut threatening Timon. "Whoa! I didn't think she had it in her!" she remarked.

"HEY! YOU GUYS STILL AREN'T SINGING AND DANCING! COMMON! YOU JUST GOTTA!"[/COLOR]

"I hate to break this to you, but this ISN'T a high school musical! I don't know who you are, but this situation is VERY dangerous. Three people are out to murder the others, and we don't even know why yet!"

"So not everyone here feels like singing and dancing." Firestar continued. "And from what I've seen, most of the people here think you're a terrible singer, anyway. Except for James, but he has strange tastes. And Jan, but she'll grow out of it sooner or later."

"Why no ma'am, I have a summer job working for the Lava Springs Country Club! While I was there I had too choose between wealthy people and their connections or staying true to my fiends."

"They did that on Popular..."

"It was a really important lesson I learned!"

"I've never seen Popular." Firestar replied.

"Just who are you, anyway? I think I heard someone call you 'Zac Efron'..."

Superheroic

05-12-2008, 12:59 PM

"My name is Luxord. And you are...Superman , correct? Tell me, what do you do for a living?"

Superman looked at the man standing before him and felt immediate distaste. "Yes I'm Superman. Not that it's any of your business but me and my teammates protect our world. You?"

tangentman

05-12-2008, 01:01 PM

"Thank you." Firestar replied, not sure what to make of this newcomer.

"You're welcome," Jan said off-handedly, dancing along to the catchy song--much to Ed's dismay, as she jerked him along with her. To the cute boy, she called out, "Do you--sing duets? I know a song we can sing...together?"

"I don't know if you know what's going on here. The hosts call this a game, but it sounds like it's deadly serious. They say three 'bad guys' are out to murder everyone."

Firestar's words were initially lost in Jan's reverie. However, the Wisdom of Solomon gently whispered in her mind that maybe she should heed the redhead's warning. Jan's eyes snapped wide, she suddenly let Ed go, and she squeaked,
"MURDER?! Did you just say three people are trying to murder everyone here?!"

That piece of news shook Jan Brady to the core. She'd never faced such a threat as Jan Marvel. Usually, the "Lieutenant Marvel" foiled car thieves, found runaway kids, and persuaded athletes to win competitions fairly. Jan Marvel saved kids from their own unwise choices and taught them valuable life lessons. Most of the villains she caught were really petty criminals. Murder, though--Jan Marvel had NEVER faced such high stakes.

hamboy

05-12-2008, 01:01 PM

"So, did I miss anything while I slept?" He then looked around, "Who are all these new people? People call me the Punisher, who are all of you? And, if this game is so dangerous, where's all the violence? The stuff they serve in the cafeteria is scarier then this "Traitor Game"..... Stupid grown-ups don't even know what danger is...."
"Yea" puppetmon said. "I got a new toy!" He lifted the gun he had stolen from Meowth, in a triumphant pose. "Now I have two new toys!"

Masterbasset

05-12-2008, 01:06 PM

Superman looked at the man standing before him and felt immediate distaste. "Yes I'm Superman. Not that it's any of your business but me and my teammates protect our world. You?"

"My humblest apologies, good sir." He bowed. Luxord had sensed a little tension in his voice.

"I mean you and your friends no harm."

"I just immediatly knew that you have a different...aura then the others here."

"Your obviously a man who fights what he holds dear, a very noble quality."

"As for me, you can say that I'm a traveller and has seen many things."

Jeremi

05-12-2008, 01:07 PM

“Well I don’t know about anyone else here I’m interested about where we are so Thundarr if you’ll excuse me, I’m going exploring.” With that Panthro walks away from the area.

OOC: Last post from me tonight.

Chris Lang

05-12-2008, 01:08 PM

"MURDER?! Did you just say three people are trying to murder everyone here?!"

"Yes. That's what the hosts said at the beginning. Apparently, the Sorceress got into trouble and had to turn to Dr. Orpheus. We've all been put in this 'game' because of some villain, and we don't even know who this villain is yet. But they told us three of the people here are out to murder everyone else one by one. We have to find them and vote them out before they can claim more victims."

Firestar frowned. "But it sounds like we can't vote for anyone until they claim a victim. So that means ... someone's going to be murdered, and there might not be anything we can do to stop it."

Tommy

05-12-2008, 01:08 PM

"Just who are you, anyway? I think I heard someone call you 'Zac Efron'..."

"Why yes I'm Za--- I mean NO! My names Troy Bolton! I'm one of the East High Wildcats! Go Wildcats!"
"You're welcome," Jan said off-handedly, dancing along to the catchy song--much to Ed's dismay, as she jerked him along with her. To the cute boy, she called out, "Do you--sing duets? I know a song we can sing...together?"

"Oh yes! I love duets! I sang one earlier with that pretty lady with the purple hair!"

Superheroic

05-12-2008, 01:13 PM

"My humblest apologies, good sir. I mean you and your friends no harm."

Superman raised an eyebrow at this.

"As for me, you can say that I'm a traveller and has seen many things."

"I see. This is J'onn J'onzz, one of teammates and friends."

J'onn floated over. "Is there something we can do for you, Luxord?"

Masterbasset

05-12-2008, 01:24 PM

Superman raised an eyebrow at this.

"I see. This is J'onn J'onzz, one of teammates and friends."

J'onn floated over. "Is there something we can do for you, Luxord?"

"Well, all I really want is conversation, really."

"Everyone here are either idiots or can't speak at all."

"You all are the ones worth talking to."

After a slight pause, Luxord let out a sigh. "I know what your thinking."

"The dark robed man is up to something."

"Yes, I do pull off the evil look rather nicely, hm?"

"In fact, I know you are a mind reader."

"I sensed you trying to probe answers from various simpletons."

"I even caught you taking a peak at my own, but that may have been suspicion on my behalf."

"Mr. J'onnz, I assure you that there is nothing you can obtain from my mind."

"But if you did manage to take a peak, I'm sure that raised higher suspicion of me, hm?"

"Oh well."

"Would you like to sit?"

tangentman

05-12-2008, 01:36 PM

Jan's fit was interrupted when she saw the man who claimed to be Superman. She stopped talking and stared quizzically at the Man of Steel. Then, Jan shook her head. "Did you say you're Superman? No sir--you look like him in the face, but you've got the costume all wrong! The real Superman doesn't wear that!"

Any nitwit knew Superman's costume. Jan pointed at Superman. "See? That guy looks like Spiderman! He's wearing the right costume, he talks like Spider-Man, he even moves like him! If you're going to dress up as a superhero as important as Superman, you really should get his look right!"

Saying so, Jan noticed a few familiar faces. Heathcliff Huxtable stood out to her. "Wow! Does anyone else know that Bill Cosby's dad is with us! Sir, I think your son is so funny! My little brother and sister watch your new cartoon every Saturday morning!" Jan beamed as she complimented "Bill Cosby's Father".

Then, she noticed another pretty redhead. "Your costume is really the most! Are you supposed to be...Jeannie? From I Dream of Jeannie?"

Superheroic

05-12-2008, 01:38 PM

"I know what your thinking. The dark robed man is up to something. Yes, I do pull off the evil look rather nicely, hm? In fact, I know you are a mind reader. I sensed you trying to probe answers from various simpletons. I even caught you taking a peak at my own, but that may have been suspicion on my behalf. Mr. J'onnz, I assure you that there is nothing you can obtain from my mind. But if you did manage to take a peak, I'm sure that raised higher suspicion of me, hm? Oh well. Would you like to sit?"

"Interesting," J'onn said. "I assure you, other than my earlier attempts at discerning the Traitors, I have not attempted to read anyone else. Still, we are all in the same boat, so to speak. What is on your mind?"

Superman nodded to Luxord. "If you'll excuse me." With that Superman walked away.

Radioactive Zombie

05-12-2008, 01:42 PM

"Yea" puppetmon said. "I got a new toy!" He lifted the gun he had stolen from Meowth, in a triumphant pose. "Now I have two new toys!"

"Hey, you! YOU could look like you need varnish!"

Eddy walked over, trying to smooth out what passed off as hair, and pulled out a canister: "ED'S WUD VARNEESH." "Fifty cents, boyo, it's a steal!"

Superheroic

05-12-2008, 01:44 PM

Jan's fit was interrupted when she saw the man who claimed to be Superman. She stopped talking and stared quizzically at the Man of Steel. Then, Jan shook her head. "Did you say you're Superman? No sir--you look like him in the face, but you've got the costume all wrong! The real Superman doesn't wear that!"

Any nitwit knew Superman's costume. Jan pointed at Superman. "See? That guy looks like Spiderman! He's wearing the right costume, he talks like Spider-Man, he even moves like him! If you're going to dress up as a superhero as important as Superman, you really should get his look right!"

Superman walked over to Jan Marvel. "I changed my costume a few years ago, Ms. Marvel. But I assure you, I am Superman. In fact you might be interested to know that you're quite different from the Marvel I know. Captain Marvel was his name. Wore a very similar costume as yours. Do you know him?"

Radioactive Zombie

05-12-2008, 01:46 PM

She turned to the nut. "You heard him! Put him down! He's not a chicken! He's a ... meerkat. A talking meerkat, I think."

Ed let go. "ARGH! I AM INFECTED WITH PUS EATER VIRUS!!

Ed took off, zipping past Eddy and Edd. "Where's he goin?"

Double Dee looked around, and noticed the pyrotechnics from Firestar. Excuse me, miss? How did you do that?

Cthulhudrew

05-12-2008, 01:49 PM

Having been away for a while (not that anyone would notice), Marvin returned to the group, holding a beverage in one hand. Walking over to Firestar, he offered it to her. "Here is the Shirley Temple you ordered. Our host had no grenadine, so I had to walk 5 miles to the closest convenience store, only to discover I had none of the local currency with which to purchase it. I then proceeded to compose a song about the futility of life hoping to entertain passersby so that they would give me money. They didn't like it. Finally, the manager came out with a case of grenadine for me, and asked me to please leave, as I was driving his customers away. He also gave me several thousand Earth dollars and had me sign a waiver stating that I would not come within 5000 feet of his store ever again. I hope you enjoy your drink."

Masterbasset

05-12-2008, 01:50 PM

"Interesting," J'onn said. "I assure you, other than my earlier attempts at discerning the Traitors, I have not attempted to read anyone else. Still, we are all in the same boat, so to speak. What is on your mind?"

Superman nodded to Luxord. "If you'll excuse me." With that Superman walked away.

Luxord didn't know if he mean't literally or figurativly. He assumed the latter. "I'll talk about anything."

"What's it like on your world?"

"What problems are they plagued by?"

OCC: I'm out for now.

Chris Lang

05-12-2008, 01:50 PM

Double Dee looked around, and noticed the pyrotechnics from Firestar. Excuse me, miss? How did you do that?

"It's my super-power." Firestar replied. "I have the mutant power to shoot fire blasts. I'm not really sure where the fire comes from, but I use my powers to help the innocent and bring criminals to justice."

Josh M

05-12-2008, 01:50 PM

After Dale's failed try of fing his "Bugabago", he walks into the room.

"I looked everywhere." "Does anyone want to help me?" He asked

hamboy

05-12-2008, 01:51 PM

"Hey, you! YOU could look like you need varnish!"

Eddy walked over, trying to smooth out what passed off as hair, and pulled out a canister: "ED'S WUD VARNEESH." "Fifty cents, boyo, it's a steal!"

"Huh? What? I had myself termite checked and cleaned just yesterday!" The insulted Digimon said. How could he accuse him of not ceeping well-maintained?

Chris Lang

05-12-2008, 01:53 PM

tangentman

05-12-2008, 01:55 PM

Superman walked over to Jan Marvel. "I changed my costume a few years ago, Ms. Marvel. But I assure you, I am Superman. In fact you might be interested to know that you're quite different from the Marvel I know. Captain Marvel was his name. Wore a very similar costume as yours. Do you know him?"

Jan actually fawned at being called "Ms." by Superman. She wasn't used to actually being treated in such grownup fashion, even as "Jan Marvel". "Oh, you can just call me 'Jan Marvel'--or even 'Jan'," she gushed. "Sir."

Of course, Jan certainly knew Captain Marvel. Eagerly nodding, she said, "Yes, I know Captain Marvel! He's my brother!" Now Jan was genuinely intrigued. "Say...what is the Captain Marvel you know like?"

Radioactive Zombie

05-12-2008, 01:57 PM

"Huh? What? I had myself termite checked and cleaned just yesterday!" The insulted Digimon said. How could he accuse him of not ceeping well-maintained?

"Come on, dude! Just in case for those "accidents" like... WOOD SCARFING! Yeah! Wood scarfing! Really, really bad, ya'know."

Cthulhudrew

05-12-2008, 02:01 PM

"Sorry. I'm not really in the mood." Firestar replied, refusing the drink.

"And I never actually ordered a Shirley Temple anyway. You just jumped to the conclusion that I did."

"Ah. Mood swings." The robot looks up into the air. "Must be a new moon." He then slumps away.

Superheroic

05-12-2008, 02:10 PM

"What's it like on your world? What problems are they plagued by?"

"I am originally from Mars and am the last of my kind. I look after my adoptive world with even more care. My teammates and I take an active interest in the affairs of Earth, doing whatever needs to be done. We monitor all activity from the Watchtower, our headquarters in space. But enough small talk. What do you really want?"

"Yes, I know Captain Marvel! He's my brother! Say...what is the Captain Marvel you know like?"

"Powerful," Superman said. "A true hero. Like yourself," he said smiling. "His powers were derived from speaking a Magic word."

tangentman

05-12-2008, 02:28 PM

"Powerful," Superman said. "A true hero. Like yourself," he said smiling. "His powers were derived from speaking a Magic word."

Jan's blush deepened at the compliment. A small discomfort in the back of her mind nagged quietly about the attention. However, the attention-starved girl within the heroine enjoyed the positive regard. "Thank you, Superman," Jan said softly.

"Yes, Captain Marvel just says...!" However, Jan stopped herself just in time. A sheepish smile in place, she chuckled nervously. "Oops! I can't say THAT word or else everyone will learn my secret identity!"

Changing the subject, Jan shifted the topic back to Superman. "You said you changed your costume a long time ago. Why did you change it? I mean, your new one looks nice and all, but...it's so...stark. It's not happy like your usual one."

Cthulhudrew

05-12-2008, 02:35 PM

Traitor Game Credits, v.2.0

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BoosterBronze

05-12-2008, 02:37 PM

"It's my super-power." Firestar replied. "I have the mutant power to shoot fire blasts. I'm not really sure where the fire comes from, but I use my powers to help the innocent and bring criminals to justice."

Encyclopedia Brown chimed in, "A mutant power? A mutant is an individual resulting from a change of the DNA sequence within a gene or chromosome of an organism resulting in the creation of a new trait not found in the parental type?"

He smiled, proud of himself, "So that means if YOU have a kid with the same fire powers, it won't be a mutant at all, but another member of the same species."

jobies201

05-12-2008, 02:42 PM

"Yea" puppetmon said. "I got a new toy!" He lifted the gun he had stolen from Meowth, in a triumphant pose. "Now I have two new toys!"

Punisher's War Log: (Time for an Ass Whuppin [1], Traitor Game: Main Room):
Pinocchio began taunting me upon my awakening. It is now that I will launch part two of my plan to get back my super soaker. Good thing I always carry multiple weapons with me. Punisher out.

With this the Punisher approached Pinocchio with a wind of confidence and said quickly. "You have exactly 15 minutes to give me back my Supew Soakew. If you don't, bad tings will happen. Dis ain't a joke. You don't wanna see the wepwecussions fow dis."

Superman walked over to Jan Marvel. "I changed my costume a few years ago, Ms. Marvel. But I assure you, I am Superman. In fact you might be interested to know that you're quite different from the Marvel I know. Captain Marvel was his name. Wore a very similar costume as yours. Do you know him?"

"Oh my friggin gosh! Awe you weally Supewman? I used to wead comics about you. Wait a minute, with two big bad guys like us, we don' even need ta play dis game. Why can't we just beat everyone up until we find out who da Trairows are?"

OOC: I understand I changed the voice. I know this. Don't be all, "Hey! Suspicious! Why did your voice change!", I'm just trying to get into character a little better. You know?

Superheroic

05-12-2008, 02:44 PM

"You said you changed your costume a long time ago. Why did you change it? I mean, your new one looks nice and all, but...it's so...stark. It's not happy like your usual one."

"My teammates and I decided to create costumes that bore a similar look," he gestured toward Wonder Woman and Green Lantern. "It gives us uniform look to promote solidarity of purpose." Superman smiled sheepishly, "Plus I just liked the...contrast...of black and white." He looked at her one last time and said just before leaving, "I'm just glad to see the Marvel family thriving in other dimensions. Keep up the good work!"

Josh M

05-12-2008, 02:47 PM

Traitor Game Credits, v.2.0

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/2238/xviicred2nx9.gif (http://imageshack.us)

You forgot Dale.

Knight Lancer

05-12-2008, 02:50 PM

"Wait a sec. If I'm here, that means the other Planeteers are back on that road, and they can't summon Captain Planet!"

In the midst of Wheeler's revelation, he caught a look at Firestar.

"On the other hand, I'm sure Kwame and the others will be able to come up with something."

He walked up to the fire-powered Superheroine.

"Hey, hot outfit. I'm Wheeler, planeteer, what's your name?"

hamboy

05-12-2008, 02:52 PM

Punisher's War Log: (Time for an Ass Whuppin [1], Traitor Game: Main Room):
Pinocchio began taunting me upon my awakening. It is now that I will launch part two of my plan to get back my super soaker. Good thing I always carry multiple weapons with me. Punisher out.

With this the Punisher approached Pinocchio with a wind of confidence and said quickly. "You have exactly 15 minutes to give me back my Supew Soakew. If you don't, bad tings will happen. Dis ain't a joke. You don't wanna see the wepwecussions fow dis."

"Hahahahaha!" Puppetmon laughed. "I won these toys fair and square. After all, finder keepers!" Realising what might become of what was just said, Puppetmon locked his toy box, and sat on it, sticking his tongue out. "I'm just to smart for you! Ha ha!"

Indigo Al

05-12-2008, 02:56 PM

Encyclopedia Brown chimed in, "A mutant power? A mutant is an individual resulting from a change of the DNA sequence within a gene or chromosome of an organism resulting in the creation of a new trait not found in the parental type?"

He smiled, proud of himself, "So that means if YOU have a kid with the same fire powers, it won't be a mutant at all, but another member of the same species."

"Urchin!" Thundarr turned to Encyclopedia Brown. "I thank you for explaining that a mutant is not necessarily a degenerated hench-monster in the employ of evil wizards. Do you have any other information?"

BoosterBronze

05-12-2008, 02:58 PM

"Urchin!" Thundarr turned to Encyclopedia Brown. "I thank you for explaining that a mutant is not necessarily a degenerated hench-monster in the employ of evil wizards. Do you have any other information?"

"Did you know that squirrels can't back up?" Brown grinned, "I needed to know that to solve the case of the missing watch."

Indigo Al

05-12-2008, 02:59 PM

"Did you know that squirrels can't back up?" Brown grinned, "I needed to know that to solve the case of the missing watch."

"Eh? Your musings make no sense to me, lad!"

tangentman

05-12-2008, 03:15 PM

"My teammates and I decided to create costumes that bore a similar look," he gestured toward Wonder Woman and Green Lantern. "It gives us uniform look to promote solidarity of purpose." Superman smiled sheepishly, "Plus I just liked the...contrast...of black and white." He looked at her one last time and said just before leaving, "I'm just glad to see the Marvel family thriving in other dimensions. Keep up the good work!"

Superman's explanation seemed sensible to Jan. "I can dig that, Superman! My brothers and sisters and I wear similar patterns, too. To show that we're all one Marvel family!" After the Man of Steel walked away, Jan stared at his companions.

The black-haired woman seemed so familiar to Jan. Eyes fixed on Wonder Woman, Jan questioned what she saw. Is that--Wonder Woman? I met Wonder Woman, and that simply can't be the same woman! With profound horror, Jan realized the source of her confusion. "Ohmigosh," Jan yelped, "YOU CUT YOUR HAIR?!"

"Eh? Your musings make no sense to me, lad!"

Thankfully, Thundarr once again distracted Jan from a truly horrific crisis. Slowly turning incredulous eyes from Wonder Woman, Jan joined Thundarr and the boy detective. "It sounds like a story I once read in a book." Giving the boy a friendly smile, Jan said, "If I didn't know better, I'd say you're a regular Encyclopedia Brown!"

Deadpooligan

05-12-2008, 03:52 PM

"Hi. I'm Encyclopedia Brown. No, I'm not a set of books filled with facts. People just call me that because I'm so full of information."

He smiled at her.

"You remind me of my friend Sally Kimball. She's the toughest girl in Idaville. She's so tough, one time she told a babbling brook to be quiet and it shushed up."

Penny smiled back.

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"Hi! I'm Penny Gadget, and the only gadget I have is my computer-book. It's nice to meet someone here my own age, Encyclopedia."

She paused and pointed to her uncle.

"That's my Uncle over there, Inspector Gadget. He works for the Metro City police and stops the crimes of M.A.D., all over the world! He's a little clumsy and kind of aloof, but that's why he's got me around to lend a sleuthy hand!"

"You mean ... someone was HIDING in that trash can?" Firestar gasped, and rushed toward the trash can. "Are you all right?"

The Chief popped out of the can, smoldering.

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"*kaff* Ouch. I'm quite all right, Miss. Happens all the time, actually."

Quimby then put his pipe back in his mouth, exited the garbage can, and casually began to walk out the door.

"Gadget! I'll fax you with any updates as we get them. Good luck!"

And with that, he was gone. The Inspector held out a hand to Firestar.

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"Told you he was fine! What a great guy, that Chief Quimby. But if you don't know already... Hello! I'm Gadget! Inspector Gadget!"

jobies201

05-12-2008, 03:55 PM

"Hahahahaha!" Puppetmon laughed. "I won these toys fair and square. After all, finder keepers!" Realising what might become of what was just said, Puppetmon locked his toy box, and sat on it, sticking his tongue out. "I'm just to smart for you! Ha ha!"

"You did not 'win' anything. You took it without askin. Now you shall pay the ultimate pwice."With this PGP reaches into his pocket and pulls out a weapon of destruction so vile that it's name should not be shown to small children. The cellphone. He holds two for three seconds, then lifts the phone to his ear. "Mommy! Pinocchio took my Super Soaker! Make him giv it bak!" ....... " Oh Pinocchio, come hewe... My mommy wants to talks to you."

darkkeeperjr

05-12-2008, 03:57 PM

Jennie quickly caught up to what was happening. She stood in the shadows for the most part,being around a lot of people some times made her nervous.

hamboy

05-12-2008, 04:15 PM

"You did not 'win' anything. You took it without askin. Now you shall pay the ultimate pwice."With this PGP reaches into his pocket and pulls out a weapon of destruction so vile that it's name should not be shown to small children. The cellphone. He holds two for three seconds, then lifts the phone to his ear. "Mommy! Pinocchio took my Super Soaker! Make him giv it bak!" ....... " Oh Pinocchio, come hewe... My mommy wants to talks to you."
"Hahahahaha!" Puppetmon laughed. "Look at the baby calling his mommy!" He smiled, and lifted his hammer. "I wanna play a new game! It's called target practice!" His hammer glowed with energy as Puppetmon pointed it at the Punisher. "I'll give you one chance. Give up, and we'll play hide and go seek instead!"

Masterbasset

05-12-2008, 04:17 PM

"I am originally from Mars and am the last of my kind. I look after my adoptive world with even more care. My teammates and I take an active interest in the affairs of Earth, doing whatever needs to be done. We monitor all activity from the Watchtower, our headquarters in space. But enough small talk. What do you really want?"

Luxord gave a smile and a little chuckle. "Why so hasty?"

"After all, as you said, we're all in the same boat."

"I sincerely do not wish to harm you."

"All I want is to capture the Traitors, and get away from these idiots."

"You're intelligent, brush past that notion and we can be friends."

GoGo Yubari

05-12-2008, 04:21 PM

CONVENIENT BRIGHT FLASH OF LIGHT GOES HERE, aaaaand...

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"... okay, what the heck is this place and why isn't it Cancun like it's supposed to be? This? This is my week off, and if I don't see some tropical drinks and shirtless waiters pronto I'll --"

"Er... ah ha ha ha ha, about that..."

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"I assure you, I can explain everything!"

"... Junior? No offense and all because I really don't hate you or anything? But if this is your fault I'm gonna make sure you need a steamroller to get your hair back in working order once I'm done with you."

"--! Not the hair, Shego, never the hair! No, no, no, yo see, father and I were selected for this... Tartar Game, but father has a very important card game he simply cannot miss! Due to the clerical error I was allowed to pick a replacement and, well, here you are!"

"... if you're looking for an 'aww, I'm flattered,' you reeeeeally picked the wrong partner. And what's a Tartar Game?"

"Oh, I have a brochure on it! Father ordered a couple of the DVDs when they were in circulation. Look!"

"... Junior, this says 'Traitor Game.'"

"... reading was never one of my strong suits, I admit."

"How did you get DVDs and still get the name wr -- okay, okay, nevermind, but I'm still not seeing a, y'know, motivation to help you out here, slick."

"Oh! Well you will, of course, be paid handsomely in compensation for however long we play."

"... well! You just said the secret word. Game on."

Finally, finally after that gloriously contrived setup is done with, Shego turned to face the group, sighing exasperatedly before speaking up.

"Oookay, so since I got here late and my partner in crime over here isn't exactly the kind of guy who'd get the rules... probably any rules not involving boy bands or hair care... right, someone clue me in on what we're actually doing here. Nice and quick, that way nobody gets hurt."

jobies201

05-12-2008, 04:24 PM

"Hahahahaha!" Puppetmon laughed. "Look at the baby calling his mommy!" He smiled, and lifted his hammer. "I wanna play a new game! It's called target practice!" His hammer glowed with energy as Puppetmon pointed it at the Punisher. "I'll give you one chance. Give up, and we'll play hide and go seek instead!"

"Listen, I'm not kidding awound. I don't want to fight, though I will kick youw butt if needed, I just want my Supew Soakew back. I can't fight cwime without it. I'll twade you for something. I gots..." PGP pulls out a backpack and starts going through it. "A stick of gum, some Skittles, a yo-yo, a thing of jacks, six hand gwenades (Paintball), and a diffewent gun. (Paintball). So, I'll twade you any of those fow my Supew Soakew back. If not, then we'll play a little game called how many knuckles can I fit in the puppets mouth."

Kevin M.

05-12-2008, 04:31 PM

"Hahahahaha!" Puppetmon laughed. "I won these toys fair and square. After all, finder keepers!" Realising what might become of what was just said, Puppetmon locked his toy box, and sat on it, sticking his tongue out. "I'm just to smart for you! Ha ha!"

Taz looked around to see the strange wooden man had returned, and what looked like a box of those delicious toys. His self created tornado spun right back towards him, and stopped just a few inches from his position.

DoctorDoom

05-12-2008, 04:44 PM

Taz looked around to see the strange wooden man had returned, and what looked like a box of those delicious toys. His self created tornado spun right back towards him, and stopped just a few inches from his position.

"And we seem to be getting more visitors or contestants! Diversity is great! Reminds me of a song..."

He was about to sing when Taz spun by.

"Hey! .... Nice tornado effect."

Radioactive Zombie

05-12-2008, 04:44 PM

Double D marveled at all the comic book heroes. Amazing! Ed probably didn't notice because he read obscure comic books, but THIS was truly amazing!

Except for that bubble-headed one over there from that Adams books.

Where was Ed? He ran past them after that Meekrat bit him and Eddy was selling another fake product [disinfectant as "wood varnish"].

Radioactive Zombie

05-12-2008, 04:46 PM

"And we seem to be getting more visitors or contestants! Diversity is great! Reminds me of a song..."

He was about to sing when Taz spun by.

"Hey! .... Nice tornado effect."

Edd turned, admiring the man and his instrument. "What song are you about to play, good sir?"

Eddy glared at the man with the guitar. "Oh, great, are you going to try and save his instrument or something?"

Chris Lang

05-12-2008, 04:49 PM

"*kaff* Ouch. I'm quite all right, Miss. Happens all the time, actually."

Quimby then put his pipe back in his mouth, exited the garbage can, and casually began to walk out the door.

"Gadget! I'll fax you with any updates as we get them. Good luck!"

And with that, he was gone. The Inspector held out a hand to Firestar.

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"Told you he was fine! What a great guy, that Chief Quimby. But if you don't know already... Hello! I'm Gadget! Inspector Gadget!"

"I'm Firestar." she replied. "So, you're a detective? I think we're going to need one soon if the Sorceress and Dr. Orpheus are right."

Encyclopedia Brown chimed in, "A mutant power? A mutant is an individual resulting from a change of the DNA sequence within a gene or chromosome of an organism resulting in the creation of a new trait not found in the parental type?"

He smiled, proud of himself, "So that means if YOU have a kid with the same fire powers, it won't be a mutant at all, but another member of the same species."

"I guess that's why they call you Encylopedia Brown." Firestar replied. "I hope you're up to handling this. Our hosts have promised a murder case."

He walked up to the fire-powered Superheroine.

"Hey, hot outfit. I'm Wheeler, planeteer, what's your name?"

"The name is Firestar." she replied. "And you'd better be careful what you say to me. You should be careful what you say to a lot of people around here."

Superheroic

05-12-2008, 04:50 PM

"Oh my friggin gosh!"

Superman looked at the child, "Watch your language."

"All I want is to capture the Traitors, and get away from these idiots.

"I assure you that revealing the Traitors and getting home is me and my teammates main concern. However, I am not sure if it is prudent to form alliances as of yet. But thank you for the offer." With that J'onn turned intangible and floated away.

OverMaster

05-12-2008, 04:50 PM

After being unceremonously dropped down to the floor by Ed, Timon dusted himself off with a grunt. "Where's the asylum's director?" he demanded, rubbing his aching throat. "I need to have a few words with him! What kind of asylum lets all the inmates to run loose to hurt visitors?!".

"Ehh, Timon, I'm not too sure this is an asylum anymore..." Pumbaa chimed in. "I just heard something about a Reactor Game where people kills each other, and I don't think they do that at asylums...".

Timon gave him a puzzled look. "Kill each other? Ridiculous. Hmmm, maybe we'll get some info about the truth in this pamphlet...".

He picked up the note Inspector Gadget had dropped almost half an hour ago, and looked at it with curiosity. "I wonder what is this..." he frowned, beginning to read from it.

Right then, however, the message exploded into his face, leaving it totally blackened like tar.

"I think it is an explossive note, Timon!" Pumbaa said.

"No, really? I'd never have guessed..." his friend dryly deadpaned.

hamboy

05-12-2008, 04:52 PM

"Listen, I'm not kidding awound. I don't want to fight, though I will kick youw butt if needed, I just want my Supew Soakew back. I can't fight cwime without it. I'll twade you for something. I gots..." PGP pulls out a backpack and starts going through it. "A stick of gum, some Skittles, a yo-yo, a thing of jacks, six hand gwenades (Paintball), and a diffewent gun. (Paintball). So, I'll twade you any of those fow my Supew Soakew back. If not, then we'll play a little game called how many knuckles can I fit in the puppets mouth."
"Ok, here ya go!" Puppetmon took the supersoker, and threw it at lil' Punisher.

Taz looked around to see the strange wooden man had returned, and what looked like a box of those delicious toys. His self created tornado spun right back towards him, and stopped just a few inches from his position.
"See that?" Puppetmon said, pointing to the supersoker now in Lil' Punishers hand. "That's food!"

Tommy

05-12-2008, 04:57 PM

"Oookay, so since I got here late and my partner in crime over here isn't exactly the kind of guy who'd get the rules... probably any rules not involving boy bands or hair care... right, someone clue me in on what we're actually doing here. Nice and quick, that way nobody gets hurt."

"Excuse me Miss," Dr. Orpheus said, "But I am known throughout the cosmos as DR. ORPHEUS MASTER NECROMANCER! And you and your 'companion' have been wrenched from your plane of existence to participate in a game of TORMENT AND MADNESS THAT WILL DECIDE THE FATE OF AN ENTIRE UNIVERSE!"

"Three killers, murder, vote until we all go home."

Masterbasset

05-12-2008, 05:00 PM

"I assure you that revealing the Traitors and getting home is me and my teammates main concern. However, I am not sure if it is prudent to form alliances as of yet. But thank you for the offer." With that J'onn turned intangible and floated away.

With that, Luxord moved on, overhearing something.

"The name is Firestar." she replied. "And you'd better be careful what you say to me. You should be careful what you say to a lot of people around here."

"I suggest you listen to her."

"Might save your life."

Luxord walked away, disappearing into darkness.

Cthulhudrew

05-12-2008, 05:05 PM

"Hi. I'm Encyclopedia Brown. No, I'm not a set of books filled with facts. People just call me that because I'm so full of information."

"You certainly seem quite intelligent compared to so many others here," Marvin complimented the child. "Then again, it doesn't take much to fill up such a small brain as your species has," he added, pityingly.

Kevin M.

05-12-2008, 05:06 PM

"And we seem to be getting more visitors or contestants! Diversity is great! Reminds me of a song..."

He was about to sing when Taz spun by.

"Hey! .... Nice tornado effect."

"Thank (Spit) You" Taz said over his shoulde.

Radioactive Zombie

05-12-2008, 05:14 PM

At that moment, a familiar figure dropped onto the field.

OH, JEEZ, MORE OF YOU TG FREAKS?!

The trenchcoated man, now with a bloody jaw, drew his weapons and bounded away from the game.

"...Who was that?"

Edd stared at the departing figure, then studied Marvin, looking at the emo's circuits. "Truly intresting..."

hamboy

05-12-2008, 05:20 PM

Not wanting to see what Taz did next, Puppetmon ran out of sight to play with his toys.
OOC: G'night. See ya in the morning.

Cthulhudrew

05-12-2008, 05:20 PM

Edd stared at the departing figure, then studied Marvin, looking at the emo's circuits. "Truly intresting..."

Marvin noted the boy's gaze. "Yes, by all means stare at me like some object. It's not as if I deserve to be treated with the respect of a real person or anything."

Masterbasset

05-12-2008, 05:21 PM

"You certainly seem quite intelligent compared to so many others here," Marvin complimented the child. "Then again, it doesn't take much to fill up such a small brain as your species has," he added, pityingly.

"Oh?"

Reemerging from the dark, Luxord bent down to Marvin's face with another grin.

"And I'm sure that you have crossed the cosmos to build up all that data that makes up your simulated intelligence, hm?"

Radioactive Zombie

05-12-2008, 05:24 PM

Marvin noted the boy's gaze. "Yes, by all means stare at me like some object. It's not as if I deserve to be treated with the respect of a real person or anything."

"Technically, you are an object. However living. We're all objects, in fact, and we're all stared at..

...

Or something."

Edd was obviously oblivious to Marvin's "go away".

Cthulhudrew

05-12-2008, 05:25 PM

""And I'm sure that you have crossed the cosmos to build up all that data that makes up your simulated intelligence, hm?"

"Actually, I was created with more data in my memory banks than 50,000 of your species. Since then, I've travelled through time and space on so many menial errands that I am currently 32 times older than the universe itself." Marvin shrugged. "As you might well imagine I've learned quite a bit more in the millenia since."

Cthulhudrew

05-12-2008, 05:26 PM

"Technically, you are an object. However living. We're all objects, in fact, and we're all stared at..

"Life. Don't talk to me about life." Marvin turns his head away from the rest of Edd's ponderings.

Masterbasset

05-12-2008, 05:30 PM

"Actually, I was created with more data in my memory banks than 50,000 of your species. Since then, I've travelled through time and space on so many menial errands that I am currently 32 times older than the universe itself." Marvin shrugged. "As you might well imagine I've learned quite a bit more in the millenia since."

"Yet with all you've amassed, you retain the sparkling personality that you've showed us."

"That just shows how ignorant you really are."

"You know nothing."

DoctorDoom

05-12-2008, 05:31 PM

Edd turned, admiring the man and his instrument. "What song are you about to play, good sir?"

Eddy glared at the man with the guitar. "Oh, great, are you going to try and save his instrument or something?"
"This, little boys, would be a guitar. I play this baby whenever I perform. Say, I'm sure you boys like Halloween, right?" :evilsmile:

Cthulhudrew

05-12-2008, 05:35 PM

"Yet with all you've amassed, you retain the sparkling personality that you've showed us."

"That just shows how ignorant you really are."

"Ah. Abuse. How... expected."

The android slumps his shoulders.

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"You know nothing.""Not so. I had already calculated the way this Traitor Game would turn out 10.5 seconds after my arrival here." Marvin looked up at Luxord. "I daresay you'd better watch out, number 3."

Just a Shadow

05-12-2008, 05:40 PM

"This, little boys, would be a guitar. I play this baby whenever I perform. Say, I'm sure you boys like Halloween, right?" :evilsmile:

"Geez Lynch, you don't need to scare the kids with your depraved songs about sticking razor blades into chocolate bars."

DoctorDoom

05-12-2008, 05:44 PM

"Geez Lynch, you don't need to scare the kids with your depraved songs about sticking razor blades into chocolate bars."

"Well, Spider-Heckler, as you're already in costume, what does Halloween mean to you? More deals with the Devil, I presume?"

Chris Lang

05-12-2008, 05:47 PM

"Well, Spider-Heckler, as you're already in costume, what does Halloween mean to you? More deals with the Devil, I presume?"

"Spider-Man wouldn't make a deal with the devil! He'd sooner burn his costume and quit being Spider-Man for good. Right, Spider-Man?" Firestar replied.

Masterbasset

05-12-2008, 05:48 PM

"Ah. Abuse. How... expected."

The android slumps his shoulders.

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7620/13160627afafd4ddcbmnm9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

"Not so. I had already calculated the way this Traitor Game would turn out 10.5 seconds after my arrival here." Marvin looked up at Luxord. "I daresay you'd better watch out, number 3."

"Oh, good."

"You are smart."

"Either you are the traitor, or you just wanted to get me killed." "But I'll tell you one thing, little robot."

Luxord stood up, looking down upon Marvin.

"If I do die third...I will get you."

"And I know that doesn't scare you, and I know you don't care if I kill you." "But I already know what to do with you."

"You think your above all, but in actuality, your below us."

"It's quite pathetic."

jobies201

05-12-2008, 05:54 PM

"Geez Lynch, you don't need to scare the kids with your depraved songs about sticking razor blades into chocolate bars."

"Oh man! It's Spidew-Man. You go to school with me! Remembew!? Except you seem a lot tallew now...."

"This, little boys, would be a guitar. I play this baby whenever I perform. Say, I'm sure you boys like Halloween, right?" :evilsmile:

"I like Halloween! Last Halloween I was a faiwy princess." Looks at everyone staring at him." I mean uh... a MANLY faiwy princess. You know with a swowd and some guns and stuff... Stop judging me, I''ll call my mom"

Just a Shadow

05-12-2008, 05:56 PM

"Spider-Man wouldn't make a deal with the devil! He'd sooner burn his costume and quit being Spider-Man for good. Right, Spider-Man?" Firestar replied.

"... well... you know.... some things came up.... it's a long story... for what it's worth, he's not really the devil, just a guy who does an excellent imitation."

Just a Shadow

05-12-2008, 06:02 PM

"Oh man! It's Spidew-Man. You go to school with me! Remembew!? Except you seem a lot tallew now...."

"errr..... I'm like 20 years older than you. I'm pretty sure we've never been to school together kid."

Donald M.

05-12-2008, 06:02 PM

Goofus and Gallant Prologue; the Exciting Conclusion!

Trans . . . For . . . Ming Robots!

Transform Into Stuff!

Trans . . . For . . . Ming Robots!

Just Can't Get Enough!

Boy 1: Look, Billy! Aquatron transforms into a hot water bottle!

Boy 2: Aw, that's nothin'! Upuranubot transforms into a rectal thermometer! And it really works, look!

Boy 1: Awesome, let me try next!

Announcer: That's right kids! The all new Medibots include Transforming Robots who turn into medical supplies! There's Injektor the Syringe-Bot, Urethron the Catheter-Bot and coming soon, Defibrillax with real working shock paddles! Beg your parents to buy them for you today!

Coming up next on the Morality Network, G.I. Job, a Real Biblical Hero! But first, the thrilling conclusion of today's episode of the Adventures of Goofus and Gallant!

Old Mrs. Reynolds snarled, blood in her false teeth and murder in her eyes!

"I don't understand, why is Mrs. Reynolds trying to eat us?"

"Who cares, Nerdmeister? Just grab something heavy and bop that batty biddy before you become her early bird special!"

"I can't do it, I can't hit an old woman!"

"Fine. Punk."

Goofus picks up a chair and breaks it over the rabid old granny's back, sending her sprawling.

"Take that you dusty old relic! You have no idea how good this feels, Gallant! The residents here have gone all evil, forget your precious manners for just a moment or we're sure to get gummed to death!"

"No way, harming the elderly is wrong, even if they have been transformed into blood-hungry zombies!"

"Except for the blood-hungry part, what's so different?"

Suddenly the ground shook.

"What now? I want my mommy."

"Good lord in heaven, you're a contemptible coward!"

Suddenly the ground opened beneath the Do-Good/Do-Bad Duo, swallowing them.

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With a loud crash, Goofus and Gallant landed in the middle of a crowded room.

Ummmm . . . What?"

Goofus and Gallant on Drinking:

Gallant wold never drink! Alcohol is for mommies and daddies, not for kids!

Goofus drank some of his dad's beer, then he threw up. It was awesome!

Chris Lang

05-12-2008, 06:03 PM

"... well... you know.... some things came up.... it's a long story... for what it's worth, he's not really the devil, just a guy who does an excellent imitation."

"What are you saying?" Firestar looked at Spider-Man cautiously. "Are you saying you DID make a deal with a demon?"

"Why on Earth would you DO such a thing?"

Just a Shadow

05-12-2008, 06:04 PM

"Well, Spider-Heckler, as you're already in costume, what does Halloween mean to you? More deals with the Devil, I presume?"

"Oh like you should talk.... given your talent level and current success, I'm betting that you've made a few Faustian pacts yourself."

Radioactive Zombie

05-12-2008, 06:05 PM

"Life. Don't talk to me about life." Marvin turns his head away from the rest of Edd's ponderings.

At that point, Ed appeared armed with a big log.

"EVIL CHICKEN! BE GONE!

He hurled it at Timon, but flew over and crashed into Marvin.

jobies201

05-12-2008, 06:05 PM

"errr..... I'm like 20 years older than you. I'm pretty sure we've never been to school together kid."

"No.. youwe in my scwool. Sometimes we go to mawy jane's house and sometimes youw Aunt May makes us cookies! Maybe youwe from da future..."

Cthulhudrew

05-12-2008, 06:07 PM

"It's quite pathetic."

"I agree quite pathetic. Miserable, really." Marvin turns away and sighs.

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/2108/marvinturndd5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Just a Shadow

05-12-2008, 06:09 PM

"What are you saying?" Firestar looked at Spider-Man cautiously. "Are you saying you DID make a deal with a demon?"

"Why on Earth would you DO such a thing?"

"... I did something pretty stupid... so stupid that in retrospect it seems obvious how stupid it was. It led to my aunt being shot and it was the only way to save her life. To tell you the truth my memory of those events were really fuzzy for awhile but now that I am here it's slowly coming back."

"No.. youwe in my scwool. Sometimes we go to mawy jane's house and sometimes youw Aunt May makes us cookies! Maybe youwe from da future..."

"First of all kid, I didn't have these powers at your age. I was like 10 years older when I got them. Secondly, hold off on all the names... I wear this mask for a reason ya know."

Cthulhudrew

05-12-2008, 06:09 PM

He hurled it at Timon, but flew over and crashed into Marvin.

"I suppose you'll be wanting me to prepare a fire, then?" Marvin picks up the log and then meanders around the yard, collecting firewood.

Masterbasset

05-12-2008, 06:11 PM

"I agree quite pathetic. Miserable, really." Marvin turns away and sighs.

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"Alright."

"I'll let you sulk."

"Have fun."

Just a Shadow

05-12-2008, 06:11 PM

"I agree quite pathetic. Miserable, really." Marvin turns away and sighs.

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/2108/marvinturndd5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

"Hey R2, has anyone ever told you that you're kind of a downer? You ever consider asking someone to program some prozac for you?"

Cthulhudrew

05-12-2008, 06:12 PM

"Have fun."

"A robot can but dream..."

Radioactive Zombie

05-12-2008, 06:13 PM

"No.. youwe in my scwool. Sometimes we go to mawy jane's house and sometimes youw Aunt May makes us cookies! Maybe youwe from da future..."

Eddy, currently having his fake Varnish constantly turned down by Puppetmon, approached Castle.

"Psst! Hey, kid! You seem like one of those bang-bang shoot-shoot types? Y'know, shoot first, ask stuff later!

Well, I have a deal for you!

Before Castle could protest, he gave the boy a "Night Hawk" - a working squirt gun. Minus the working and made into a badly reproduced Desert Eagle.

Cthulhudrew

05-12-2008, 06:14 PM

"Hey R2, has anyone ever told you that you're kind of a downer? You ever consider asking someone to program some prozac for you?"

"No, I'm quite certain no one has ever told me that before. What an insightful observation." Marvin continued picking up sticks for the fire. "I shall go about my task over on the far side of the yard, shall I? I'd hate to bring the rest of you down any further before we all start killing one another."

Marvin sulks off to the opposite side of Orpheus' courtyard.

Donald M.

05-12-2008, 06:17 PM

Goofus and Gallant looked around their new surroundings, scared and confused.

Goofus recovered quickly, standing up and pointing at Marvin.

"Yo, check this out, Gallant!"

Goofus approached the Paranoid Android, roughly invading his personal space.

"'Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?' Dude, I've always wanted to say that!"

Goofus and Gallant on Schoolwork:

Gallant gets straight A's the honest way, but even if his academic skills were less than stellar, he'd never think of cheating!

Goofus doesn't understand why his attempt to bribe the substitute with fifty cents and half a pack of Trident to give him C+ instead of an F went over so badly. It was fifty whole cents! And gum! Who doesn't like gum?

Knight Lancer

05-12-2008, 06:18 PM

"The name is Firestar." she replied. "And you'd better be careful what you say to me. You should be careful what you say to a lot of people around here."

Wheeler was taken aback by the brusque way in which the masked superheroine replied to him.

"Woah, cool off babe, I'm just tryin' to be friendly, get to know who's who and what's goin' on around here."

Chris Lang

05-12-2008, 06:27 PM

"... I did something pretty stupid... so stupid that in retrospect it seems obvious how stupid it was. It led to my aunt being shot and it was the only way to save her life. To tell you the truth my memory of those events were really fuzzy for awhile but now that I am here it's slowly coming back."

"So you did it to save Aunt May's life?" Firestar said, incredulously.

"Do you think Aunt May would want you dealing with demons to save her life? Dealing with demons is NEVER worth it! The Spider-Man I know would have found another way."

Firestar backed off. "I just hope you've got Daniel Webster or someone like that back where you come from to save you from this..."

Schornforce

05-12-2008, 06:27 PM

Team Rocket would love to respond to anything that's been going on, but they're busy groovin' to the occasional Troy/Zac or Stephen Lynch number.

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Well, except for...

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"Dat doity digimon an' his pal da cat-guy! I thought us felines were s'poda stick togethah! Hmph!

At least dat Boogey Red Bull guy I met was a decent sort, but dose two...

Hey, Wobbuffet!

I need youse ta do a little undahcover woik an' see if youse can get my supah-dupah zappah gun back from dat lousy stinkin' rotten' cheatin' digimon fer me! You feelin' up ta it, Kid?"

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"WOBBA!"

"Dat's da spirit!"

Cthulhudrew

05-12-2008, 06:27 PM

"'Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?' Dude, I've always wanted to say that!"

"Height jokes. How refreshing to see that those never go out of style." Marvin paused in his task to address the newcomers. "Let us see. I'm so short I have to look up to look down. I'm so short I could play handball on the street curb. I'm so short I could sit on a dime and swing my legs. Shall I continue, or have we had enough fun at my expense yet? Because I can go on, really. It's not as if I have feelings that can get hurt. Or as if you cared in any case."

Marvin continues to rattle off short jokes, then. "I'm so short I'm the last one to know when it rains. I'm so short I could bungee jump off an urban stoop. I'm so short..."

Just a Shadow

05-12-2008, 06:35 PM

"So you did it to save Aunt May's life?" Firestar said, incredulously.

"Do you think Aunt May would want you dealing with demons to save her life? Dealing with demons is NEVER worth it! The Spider-Man I know would have found another way."

"Ya? Well I'm an idiot... so there"

*dejectedly shrugs*

Schornforce

05-12-2008, 06:42 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Wobbogart.jpg

Wobbuffet weaved, wobbling willfully, walking waywardly west while waiting for the wooden whelp and the wrested weapon.

Meanwhile...

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"Bamf, isn't this dance FUN?! I've practically forgotten all my coyote-based troubles thanks to you! I'm sure you'll be the perfect addition to our humble little team!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/IamJames.jpg

James waved daintily at the nearby idol to screeching thirteen year old girls everywhere.

"Yooooooo-hoooooooo! Troooy!!! Maybe you and Mister Lynch could BOTH sing a little number! I'm sure all your fans here would just looooooooove it!!!"

jobies201

05-12-2008, 06:44 PM

"First of all kid, I didn't have these powers at your age. I was like 10 years older when I got them. Secondly, hold off on all the names... I wear this mask for a reason ya know."

"Hm... maybe it's a altewnate weality. You've weally nevew heawd of da Punishew?"

He looked at the group.

"No one hewe has heawd of me!?"

Donald M.

05-12-2008, 06:44 PM

"Height jokes. How refreshing to see that those never go out of style." Marvin paused in his task to address the newcomers. "Let us see. I'm so short I have to look up to look down. I'm so short I could play handball on the street curb. I'm so short I could sit on a dime and swing my legs. Shall I continue, or have we had enough fun at my expense yet? Because I can go on, really. It's not as if I have feelings that can get hurt. Or as if you cared in any case."

Marvin continues to rattle off short jokes, then. "I'm so short I'm the last one to know when it rains. I'm so short I could bungee jump off an urban stoop. I'm so short..."

Goofus stared at Marvin as he rattled off his litany of self-loathing.

"Wow, you're like totally boring. Later, dude!"

"I apologize for my . . . friend, Goofus." Gallant said as he approached. "I'm Peter, but everyone calls me 'Gallant'. Who are you, and what is this place? What's going on?"

Goofus and Gallant on Sports:

Gallant always shows good sportsmanship, believes in teamwork and is a gracious loser!

Goofus likes to bring elements of one sport into another. For example, tackling in frisbee! Tackling in golf! Tackling in baseball! Tackling in basketball! Tackling in chess! Tackling in . . .

Just a Shadow

05-12-2008, 06:51 PM

"Hm... maybe it's a altewnate weality. You've weally nevew heawd of da Punishew?"

He looked at the group.

"No one hewe has heawd of me!?"

"My world has a Punisher too... he's about 25 to 30 years older than me.... not a very pleasant fellow."

Schornforce

05-12-2008, 06:53 PM

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Wobbuffet was searching for Puppetmon when he bumped into Marvin. Wobbuffet bowed a little at the depressed robot and spoke.

"Wobba wobbuffet, wobb wobba wobb... Wobb wobb wobb?" Wobbuffet produced a small picture of Puppetmon from his trenchcoat and a picture of Meowth's gun and then shrugged at the robot whilst waiting for a response.

Cthulhudrew

05-12-2008, 07:12 PM

"I apologize for my . . . friend, Goofus." Gallant said as he approached. "I'm Peter, but everyone calls me 'Gallant'. Who are you, and what is this place? What's going on?"

"... so short my garglethrunk is bigger than my roozlefrutz. I'm..." Marvin stops as Gallant asks his question. "My name is Marvin. We are all currently on the estate of Dr. Byron Orpheus, who- along with the Sorceress of Eternia and some as yet unrevealed third party- has brought us here to participate in a contest called the Traitor Game, wherein three of our number will attempt to assassinate the rest of us as we try to identify them, casting accusations and aspersions in a vain effort to obtain salvation from death. Which is futile, as we're all going to die eventually anyway."

He picks up a couple more logs, and then returns to his insult hurling. "I am so short that when the defibrinator on my sussinfranc glorts, my xizzipram wankles. I am so short..."

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about the Traitor Game: The Traitor Game is a contest of ancient and unknown origins, whose goal is to pit a group of unsuspecting and largely randomly selected individuals against one another in a struggle against their own mortality. Among this group exist one or more Traitors whose sole purpose is to kill off all of the others before they are discovered. Most civilized cultures in the Galaxy view the bloodthirsty game as high entertainment.

The first recorded Traitor Game took place almost 17 millenia ago, when Prp-L Sk'll, an alien from the planet See-Beyar, held a party at his orbital estate. Due to a last minute cancellation from the three-breasted stripper he had scheduled for entertainment, Sk'll hosted an impromptu Traitor Game with his guests. Unfortunately, Sk'll neglected to assign any non-Traitor roles in his game, and the massacre that ensued left him ostracized in social circles for the remainder of his life.