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OverMaster
06-11-2008, 04:47 PM
Jessie stretches with a yawn. "Hm? End of the world? Mm. That'll happen, I guess.

Yes, I did sleep well, actually. You'd be surprised at how difficult it is to get quality rest when you're the indisputable leader of a worldwide organization like Team Roc--

...

wait a minute.

...

Did you just say you'd KISSED me?!

...

Is THAT why there's a dried half of a ladybug smeared to my earring?!!!"

"Oh, my ladybug!!" Pumbaa joyfully cried, before reaching up and licking the leftover from Jessie's ear. "Mmmm, still juicy!".

Chris Lang
06-11-2008, 06:04 PM
Meanwhile, Firestar sighted another one of the Horde's generals. It was an amphibious creature that appeared to have suction cups on its hands.

Without warning, the creature leaped at Firestar. With surprising agility and accuracy, he landed on Firestar and knocked her to the ground. "I am Leech! Your life belongs to me!"

Firestar felt the suction cups attach to her shoulders, and as they did, she felt herself starting to grow weaker. Instantly, she realized what was happening.

He's trying to suck the life out of me!

Firestar quickly summoned up some heat, hoping to make herself too hot for Leech to handle. The fact that Leech was draining her energy at the moment did not make it easy.

She concentrated as much as she could, trying to fight off Leech's attack. Soon, she was surrounded with an aura of heat, and Leech jumped backward off of her, screaming in pain. "AAAIIEEEE!"

Firestar wasted no more time. She quickly grabbed Leech, and tossed him toward one of the other Horde generals -- a large, red, alien creature with three arms.

Leech collided with the other Horde General, and soon collapsed unconscious. The other Horde General rose up. Was it Firestar's imagination, or did this general now have four arms when previously he had three?

"I am Modulok!" the Horde general proclaimed. "Master of reassembly! None of you can hope to prevail against me!"

If previous encounters were any indication, this newest enemy was probably tougher than he looked. Firestar fired a low-intensity heat blast at him, hoping to stun him.

It was just then that a hurled explosive device from a Horde Trooper flew into the path of her heat blast. The explosive detonated, creating a surprisingly huge explosion. Firestar was knocked back several feet.

Firestar looked for her latest enemy through the smoke. "Modulok? Did he..."

When the smoke cleared, Modulok stood before her. But now he had four arms and four legs, resembling a large spider-creature.

"See? I am unbeatable!" Modulok boasted.

What kind of creature IS he?, Firestar wondered.

OOC: Modulok is that red creature who re-assembles himself with detachable arms, legs, and heads. He's a formidable foe because you don't know in what configuration he's going to attack you with. Anyone who wishes to assist Firestar in fighting this guy is welcome to do so.

OverMaster
06-11-2008, 06:58 PM
Leech collided with the other Horde General, and soon collapsed unconscious. The other Horde General rose up. Was it Firestar's imagination, or did this general now have four arms when previously he had three?

"I am Modulok!" the Horde general proclaimed. "Master of reassembly! None of you can hope to prevail against me!"

If previous encounters were any indication, this newest enemy was probably tougher than he looked. Firestar fired a low-intensity heat blast at him, hoping to stun him.

It was just then that a hurled explosive device from a Horde Trooper flew into the path of her heat blast. The explosive detonated, creating a surprisingly huge explosion. Firestar was knocked back several feet.

Firestar looked for her latest enemy through the smoke. "Modulok? Did he..."

When the smoke cleared, Modulok stood before her. But now he had four arms and four legs, resembling a large spider-creature.

"See? I am unbeatable!" Modulok boasted.

What kind of creature IS he?, Firestar wondered.

OOC: Modulok is that red creature who re-assembles himself with detachable arms, legs, and heads. He's a formidable foe because you don't know in what configuration he's going to attack you with. Anyone who wishes to assist Firestar in fighting this guy is welcome to do so.

"Feh, he's the beaten kind of creature!" the Red Timon, drunk with power-glee, swooped down to snatch Modulok with a lasso of red energy, then slung him down into the distance.

"Firestarter, look! Look!" the little animal floated down to Firestar's eye level, flexing his arms and posing while making circles around her, in quite a silly fashion. "Now I'm super, too! Isn't this just fabulous? You can be as honest as you want to, I don't blush easily..." he said with a confident smirk.

OOC: Of course, if you think this is too abrupt, you can have Modulok coming back from the horizon line he was tossed into. :smile:

Schornforce
06-11-2008, 07:23 PM
"Oh, my ladybug!!" Pumbaa joyfully cried, before reaching up and licking the leftover from Jessie's ear. "Mmmm, still juicy!".

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"....

....

I have to go get cleaned up."

Jessie left Pumbaa and went looking for a restroom, punting horde members out of the way violently.

"OUT OF MY WAY!!! I NEED CONCEALER!!!"

Chris Lang
06-11-2008, 07:47 PM
"Feh, he's the beaten kind of creature!" the Red Timon, drunk with power-glee, swooped down to snatch Modulok with a lasso of red energy, then slung him down into the distance.

"Firestarter, look! Look!" the little animal floated down to Firestar's eye level, flexing his arms and posing while making circles around her, in quite a silly fashion. "Now I'm super, too! Isn't this just fabulous? You can be as honest as you want to, I don't blush easily..." he said with a confident smirk.

OOC: Of course, if you think this is too abrupt, you can have Modulok coming back from the horizon line he was tossed into. :smile:

"What happened? Where did you get this strange power?" Firestar asked.

Before anyone could answer, Firestar was blindsided by a flying red arm that knocked her to the ground. "Fools! Did you think you could be rid of Modulok so easily?"

Modulok was back, now with a strange tail in addition to four legs and two arms. "My 22 parts are a match for each and every one of you!"

Firestar turned to Timon, and the others within earshot. "We've got to seperate all those parts! And overcome them! That's the only way we'll take this guy out of the fight!"

Radioactive Zombie
06-11-2008, 09:37 PM
"Oh, my ladybug!!" Pumbaa joyfully cried, before reaching up and licking the leftover from Jessie's ear. "Mmmm, still juicy!".

Edd, once again, stopped in the middle of operating the propeller-cum-battering ram, vomited and fainted.

Eddy, on cue, burst into laughter.

KamenRaida
06-12-2008, 04:28 AM
Wile E. rubbed his chin as he saw the Horde masses approach. Truly, were he as incompetent as he was at the beggining of the game, his defeat would have been a certainty.

However reaching into his fur, the Coyote revealed the sword he had used earlier to defeat Barney and his minions, rushing forward to cut a swath into the Horde army.

----

Within a few minutes, Wile E. had incinerated the greater part of the Horde's army. Pleased, he began twirling the blade in his paws, wielding it with what appeared to be expert ease before swinging it diagonally downwards.

Two things happened.

One, the blade shattered into a million pieces illiciting a shocked gasp from its maker.

Two, Wile E. himself found himself being sliced into a million bits, a result of his, while magnificent, utterly incompetent swordplay.

OverMaster
06-12-2008, 05:55 AM
"What happened? Where did you get this strange power?" Firestar asked.

Before anyone could answer, Firestar was blindsided by a flying red arm that knocked her to the ground. "Fools! Did you think you could be rid of Modulok so easily?"

Modulok was back, now with a strange tail in addition to four legs and two arms. "My 22 parts are a match for each and every one of you!"

Firestar turned to Timon, and the others within earshot. "We've got to seperate all those parts! And overcome them! That's the only way we'll take this guy out of the fight!"

"Geez, what a bother" Timon mumbled angrily, thus powering the Ring further. "What's the deal with this guy? We have to dismember him? That's just gross!".

Still feeling kinda squeamish about ripping a man... or whatever Modulo was... apart, Timon instead made a giant trash can of red energy, then produced a giant red hand, picked the villain up, and slammed him inside of the can. Then he pulled a huge cartoony jackhammer and slammed sealing bolts all over the can's lid. "There! That should keep him down!" he breathed.

OOC: Just a warning for everyone, my posting time for tomorrow and today will most likely be very limited due to job responsabilities.

Superheroic
06-12-2008, 06:54 AM
Still feeling kinda squeamish about ripping a man... or whatever Modulo was... apart, Timon instead made a giant trash can of red energy, then produced a giant red hand, picked the villain up, and slammed him inside of the can. Then he pulled a huge cartoony jackhammer and slammed sealing bolts all over the can's lid. "There! That should keep him down!" he breathed.

Green Lantern watched in fascination at the little rodent. Quickly he flew over and grabbed Timon's Ring appendage. It appeared to be a Power Ring of some kind. "What the heck? Where did you get this?"

Chris Lang
06-12-2008, 09:01 AM
Still feeling kinda squeamish about ripping a man... or whatever Modulo was... apart, Timon instead made a giant trash can of red energy, then produced a giant red hand, picked the villain up, and slammed him inside of the can. Then he pulled a huge cartoony jackhammer and slammed sealing bolts all over the can's lid. "There! That should keep him down!" he breathed.

OOC: Just a warning for everyone, my posting time for tomorrow and today will most likely be very limited due to job responsabilities.

Firestar nodded. "Thanks!" she said.

She was glad this latest foe had been dealt with quickly enough. Someone like him could have been a major distraction in this final confrontation.

Firestar resumed firing blasts to incapacitate Horde Troopers. But she wondered just what they were going to do when they faced Hordak.

OOC: May not be on again today until this evening.

OverMaster
06-12-2008, 11:34 AM
Green Lantern watched in fascination at the little rodent. Quickly he flew over and grabbed Timon's Ring appendage. It appeared to be a Power Ring of some kind. "What the heck? Where did you get this?"

"It fell from Heaven on my head" Timon quickly replied, then made a huge-eyed fakely-teared stare at the skies. "No doubt it's a gift from my dear dead Granny!".

"I thought your Granny was in her second honeymoon at Las Vegas?" Pumbaa interjected.

Timon glared at him. "Don't you have any female Team Rocket members to go smooch onto?".

Superheroic
06-12-2008, 12:36 PM
"It fell from Heaven on my head" Timon quickly replied, then made a huge-eyed fakely-teared stare at the skies. "No doubt it's a gift from my dear dead Granny!".

Green Lantern looked up at the sky. "Hmmm. Let's take a closer look at it." He used his Ring to scan the Red Ring. Immediately Timon's Ring flared throwing the two apart.

Warning. Exposure to Green Lantern Power Ring detected. Rage must overcome Willpower.

Green Lantern crashed hard on the ground, "What the Hell?"

Jeremi
06-12-2008, 01:03 PM
Pantrho was fighting against the Horde when he stumbled upon someone.

“Ha you puny feline I Grizzlor will rip you a sunder!” Grizzlor lounged at Pantrho with his claws. Pantrho managed to dodge the attack and countered with a nunchaku blow to the stomach.

“Heh that fur of yours seems very uncomfortable let me help you with that.” Grabbing one of his capsules Pantrho throws it at Grizzlor setting his fur aflame. Running around like a madman Grizzlor desperately tries to smother the flames. “Why don’t you cool down for a minute?” A well placed blow in the face KOs Grizzlor who falls down into the snow which extinguishes the flames. “I’m sorry about that but I have more pressing errands to attend to.” With that Pantrho leaps into the heat of battle once again.

Chris Lang
06-12-2008, 05:59 PM
A well placed blow in the face KOs Grizzlor who falls down into the snow which extinguishes the flames. “I’m sorry about that but I have more pressing errands to attend to.” With that Pantrho leaps into the heat of battle once again.

Firestar continued blasting at Horde troopers, melting their armor around them so they would be immobilized. She was pleased to see Panthro taking out another of the Horde generals.

She noted that a few of the Horde generals were still active. One was a strange sorceress called Shadow Weaver.

Another was a female creature who sort of reminded Firestar of Spider-Man's enemy, the Scorpion. This being appeared to be half-humanoid woman, and half-scorpion. Unlike the Scorpion, she also possessed scorpion-like pincer claws in addition to the tail.

Firestar approached her. "Let me guess. You're Scorpia, right?"

"How did you know?" hissed Scorpia. "Never mind. This world will fall to the Horde soon enough!"

"Not if I have anything to say about it!"

Firestar quickly dodged the scorpion-like tail and the pincers, and then flew behind Scorpia, grabbing her by the tail. She turned up the heat, causing the tail to catch flame, And then, she swung Scorpia by the tail, tossing her at an approaching group of Horde troopers. After a series of misfired blasts, and an explosion, Scorpia and the group of Horde troops were down for the count.

Firestar noted that Shadow Weaver was still around, but she supposed Shadow Weaver and any other Horde generals could be easily taken care of. It was Hordak she was really worried about...

Tommy
06-13-2008, 09:18 AM
“It’s almost finished,” Hordak said. The two orbs above him where almost wholly conjoined. Two worlds were his. “Thank you ever so much,” he said to his captured prisoners. “Your power certainly made this possible.”

He looked down to see the battle going on far below. A good portion of the city was destroyed by the plane crash, and even with the preternatural winter (curtusy of the Snow Queen’s usurped power) it burned and burned.

Else where Wile E. Coyote, super genius, strapped himself onto an explosive mini-rocket, courtesy of Acme, Wile E. turned his focus to Hordak. Scratching a match across the back of the metallic texture, he observed the flames start, and placed them onto the butt of his weapon.

Seconds later, the rocket was headed directly towards the Horde Ruler. Deciding it was now safe to remove himself from the rocket, Wile E. tugged at the cord for his parachute...

Only for said parachute to catch the flames from the back of the rocket!

Eyes wide open, Wile E. did not even manage to gasp as the rocket impacted covering all in flames. The temple creaked violently. It shuttered and listed to the side. Seeing his beloved leader attacked Puppetmon jumped in front of Hordak to defend him!
Unfortunately, he notices the angry charging heroes mere moments later.
"Um... ugh... Go Horde!" He screams, running away and leaving Hordak on his own.

Far down below Hawkgirl saw the explosion and perhaps even better saw an opportunity. She swung her arm around and her mace went flying through the air, up to the pinnacle of the pyramid. Landing squarely in the middle of the magical energy. Hordak screamed in pain. All four of his captors prisons shattered. The Snow Queen and Amanda Bynes were both wrenched back to where they were brought from, however Dr. Orpheus and the Sorceress, where on their planets. Their unconscious bodies fell off the sides of the pyramid, painfully sliding until they reached the bottom to enter a free fall. But everywhere the snow stopped.

While the was going on, Anakris decided to take advantage of the moment. He leapt from the tallest building in the vicinity to the bottom of the pyramid. He gingerly made his was up to the top. Having finally reached Hordak, Anakris sent out a blast that hit Hordak in the stomach with no effect it seemed.

“Hm, oh it’s the pharaoh from that backwater dimension.”

Anakaris screamed with rage as he charged towards Hordak. “The mighty Anakaris will have you beg for mercy. LET MY PEOPLE GO!” A well placed right hook to the face made Hordak stagger a little.

“Bored now.” Hordak sent out a blast of energy that caused Anakaris to fall. “HAHAHAHAHA! Pathetic truly pathetic! Is this what mighty Anakaris is capable off! For this insolence I’ll think I’ll destroy your entire dimension...WHAT!”

Anakaris rose to his feet as he spoke. “You are a fool Hordak everyone knows when going up against the mighty Anakaris…” Anakaris began to grow yellow. “…You will fall.” With all his power Anakris conjured a large ball into his hand and with the last of his strength threw it at Hordak. “PARAOH CRUSH!” The ensuing blast sent Anakaris flying down the pyramid to the ground below seemingly lifeless. Hordak was blasted back upon his alter. But the real damage was to his Temple. It was cracking in two. The mace fell to the ground where Hawkgirl scooped it up.

Jan Marvel hadn’t participated in the attack on Hordak. She was, very responsibly, trying to save the Spring Breakers and the locals from the advancing Horde army. However when she saw the Sorceress and Dr. Orpheus fall she rushed as fast as she could and plucked them out of the sky.

Marvin lay in a heap on the ground, far below the pyramid. Having been forgotten- as usual- by everyone else, he had been left to fall when Hordak expelled the players from his dark temple.

He sighed, and contemplated dragging himself out of the sand dune he was buried in, but ultimately decided there was no point in it. His right leg had been broken in the impact, and besides, the others would probably just expect him to schlep drinks for them or something anyway.

As he lay in quiet desperation, a fellow robot slammed into the ground beside him. One of those Horde fellows, apparently on the wrong end of a punch from the Justice Lords.

"Isn't that just typical of the way we robotic beings are treated?" Marvin asked, indicating the ground beside him with a wave of his hand. [COLOR=SlateGray]"Take a seat, let me tell you about the day I've been having."

[COLOR=Black]The Horde Trooper didn't answer, and Marvin saw that- among all the other physical injuries the robot had received- his audio receptors had been damaged. The depressed android reached into a chestplate, withdrew some connection wires, and plugged himself directly into the Horde Trooper in order to communicate.

(Shortly thereafter...)

Suddenly, the Horde Troopers ceased attacking the other players and beachgoers. As they did so, Hordak screamed at them- "What are you doing?!?! I command you to keep attacking!"

The Horde Troopers shook their heads. "Not until we get better wages," one stated firmly. "And more time off!" another shouted. "I could use health care for my little droids!" "I'd like more lines per show!"

One at a time, they threw down their guns and armed themselves with a different sort of weapon:

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Timon had been gifted a massively powerful weapon. And he intended to use it. Out of the sky came a vast energy construct. One that looked remarkably similar to Simba. The lion lashed out at Hordak with his claws. Hordak dodged and then fired back. The two energies tussled for a moment, but Hordak won out.

Timon sat, slightly defeated, on the ground. Firestar leaned down and whispered something into his ear.

Tommy
06-13-2008, 09:19 AM
Just then Hordak clutched his head and fell to his knees. J'onn J'onzz rose above the villain assaulting Hordak telepathically.

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"Hordak," he said, "You have erred greviously. It is time for this game to end!"

"Fool!" Hordak spat. "It is time for you to DIE!" He raised his arms up attempting to transform them into weapons but nothing happened. "What--?"

"I have telepathically shut off access to your transformation abilities. Now, as I was saying--" J'onn suddenly went intangible

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Hordak's eyes grew wide as Hawkgirl swooped in through J'onn and smashed Hordak across the face with her Nth metal mace. "Haaaaaaaaaaa!" The unique properties of the metal disrupted Hordak's magic. As the villain's face sparked and sputtered from the blow the atmosphere surrounding the battlefield almost immediately began to clear. One by one the alien moons began to disappear.

"No!" Hordak cried as he reached toward the sky. "That's impossible!"

"You world conquerers are all the same," Green Lantern called back. A giant baseball bat swung at Hordak and smacked him through the air. "Heroes make the impossible possible!"

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Hordak tumbled head over heals and fell towards a waiting Wonder Woman. She cracked her knuckles and punched Hordak. The blow resounded for all to hear. Horak hurled away from her and crashed into an immovable object, Superman's chest.

The Man of Steel reached down and plucked Hordak from the ground. "It's over, Hordak. You're a fool for thinking we'd let you get away with taking over this world. Call off your dogs! I won't ask again!" Superman's eyes grew crimson as he threatened the defeated Warlord.

"Never! This world is rightfully mine by the rules of the Traitor Game! I won...fair...and...squaaaarrrreee..." Hordak's rant trailed off as Superman's Heat Vision bore through his brain.

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"Suit yourself," Superman stated as he dropped the uncontrollably drooling Hordak to the ground. "Now that that's over, let's go home."

“It will never be over!” Hordak cried. The holes on his head had started to heal. “I am the greatest wizard who has ever lived! Whole universes are terrified of me!”

Firestar flew up and blasted him with a few microwaves. Then Hordak, his pyramid, and the young mutant found themselves ensphered by Timon’s new power. Firestar could, for once in her life, utterly cut loose. The whole enclosure filled with microwaves. Exhausted the mutant relented, and the sphere came down revealing Hordak’s charred body. The Pyramid crumbled and crashed into the ground. With out it’s focusing power the gateway to Despondos pulled everything that had been infected with it’s energy up. The entire Horde found themselves returning to their prison. Hordak’s ghost screamed, and then the portal sealed itself.


OOC: Great Game everyone!

Superheroic
06-13-2008, 11:25 AM
The Justice Lords looked up as Firestar cut loose. In moments it was over, Hordak was gone and the World seemed to be safe.

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"So what now?" asked Green Lantern.

"Hopefully we can return home," Superman responded. As if on cue a shimmering portal appeared.

"Compliments of the Sorceress I assume," Wonder Woman said.

"It looks like," Hawkgirl replied. "Well, what are we waiting for?" One by one she and her fellow Justice Lords stepped through. J'onn J'onzz was the last to leave. He looked at the other assembled players, Traitors and Agents alike.

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"Farewell."

Josh M
06-13-2008, 11:36 AM
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"Farewell."


"Wait!" Dale yelled, comeing out of the rubble."I have to ask you somethig before you leave, what do martians eat?" Dale asked, his Eyes big and wide.

Chris Lang
06-13-2008, 11:57 AM
Firestar flew up and blasted him with a few microwaves. Then Hordak, his pyramid, and the young mutant found themselves ensphered by Timon’s new power. Firestar could, for once in her life, utterly cut loose. The whole enclosure filled with microwaves. Exhausted the mutant relented, and the sphere came down revealing Hordak’s charred body. The Pyramid crumbled and crashed into the ground. With out it’s focusing power the gateway to Despondos pulled everything that had been infected with it’s energy up. The entire Horde found themselves returning to their prison. Hordak’s ghost screamed, and then the portal sealed itself.


OOC: Great Game everyone!

Firestar turned away, not wanting to speak. She wished there had been another way. But it was Hordak or the world. When forced to weigh the life of one individual proven to be remorseless and evil against the lives of millions of innocent people, the choice was clear to any sane person. There was no time to think of another way.

And yet ... she could not help think of Nathan Price, for whom there still existed the possibility of redemption. The good Nathan she knew was still in there inside Cyberiad, but she had been forced to fuse the cyborg's circuits anyway. The lives of the X-Men had been depending on it.

She turned to the others. "Is it over? Is this world back to normal?" she asked. "I hope so."

"Where are Dr. Orpheus and the Sorceress? I lost sight of them in all the confusion."

Jeremi
06-13-2008, 12:04 PM
Looking at the final battle Pantrho stood in awe at the sight, then Firestar blasted Hordak and then silence. Then Pantrho spoke. “We did it we actually did it! Pat yourselves on the back everyone you’ve earned it!”

Meanwhile the body of Anakaris laid motionless when wayward magic swirled around his body after the battle, they entered the body and Anakaris eyes started to shine.

Joe Acro
06-13-2008, 12:05 PM
As the Horde stopped... hording... and as the dust cleared from Hordak's defeat, some might have noticed a small creature lying prone on the battlefield.

Weary, weak, and completely outmatched, he had thrown himself at his attackers.

The Bamf had lost.

Chris Lang
06-13-2008, 12:12 PM
As the Horde stopped... hording... and as the dust cleared from Hordak's defeat, some might have noticed a small creature lying prone on the battlefield.

Weary, weak, and completely outmatched, he had thrown himself at his attackers.

The Bamf had lost.

Firestar gasped as she saw the Bamf. "Bamf?" she gasped.

She rushed up to him. "He's been hurt! We need..."

She abruptly stopped there, not knowing what to do.

OverMaster
06-13-2008, 12:45 PM
Firestar gasped as she saw the Bamf. "Bamf?" she gasped.

She rushed up to him. "He's been hurt! We need..."

She abruptly stopped there, not knowing what to do.

A panting, yet triumphant Timon had floated down to see what was happening when he saw Bamf laying there, apparently dead.

"Bamf?" he squeaked, blinking. "Oh no, Bamf, you fool. Why did you throw yourself into that without a convenient plot device power--". Then he paused. "Plot device power. Of course!". He aimed his Ring towards Bamf. "Ring, heal him!".

Insufficient power left, no re-supply battery available the ring rasped. Sorry, Charlie!

"What?!" Timon yelled at it. "Whaddya mean there's no power left? I thought you were supposed to be all-powerful!".

My mission here has been accomplished. Test run complete. Results transmitted to home base. Now go and screw yerself, loser... it said before its light died down with a final shimmering.

Timon blinked at the now lifeless ring in his hand, then groaned in despair. "I DEMAND A REWRITE!!".

Tommy
06-13-2008, 12:56 PM
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"Dear friends!" the Sorceress said smiling. "You've done it, like I knew you could. I must admit I have a confession. I was the one who sent you to Mexico. Many eons ago, when the Horde was expanding across all universes, Hodak seeded planets with temples that would allow him interdimensional access. Over time those temples were all but forgot, except as storage for the Horde or others. However I knew Hordak's hunger was insatiable and it would only be a matter of time before he resurrected his temple."

"You have my many thanks and many blessings."

Chris Lang
06-13-2008, 01:28 PM
"Dear friends!" the Sorceress said smiling. "You've done it, like I knew you could. I must admit I have a confession. I was the one who sent you to Mexico. Many eons ago, when the Horde was expanding across all universes, Hodak seeded planets with temples that would allow him interdimensional access. Over time those temples were all but forgot, except as storage for the Horde or others. However I knew Hordak's hunger was insatiable and it would only be a matter of time before he resurrected his temple."

"You have my many thanks and many blessings."

Firestar nodded. At least now, some mysteries were being solved.

"Is this Earth ... back to normal? I mean, has that merging thing Hordak did with the worlds been undone?" Firestar asked the Sorceress. "It looks like everything's settled down, but I'd just like to be sure."

Tommy
06-13-2008, 01:45 PM
Firestar nodded. At least now, some mysteries were being solved.

"Is this Earth ... back to normal? I mean, has that merging thing Hordak did with the worlds been undone?" Firestar asked the Sorceress. "It looks like everything's settled down, but I'd just like to be sure."

"Yes. The worlds are separating once again. And with them they will take you each home. I truly regret that we had to meet under such terrible circumstances."

Chris Lang
06-13-2008, 02:05 PM
"Yes. The worlds are separating once again. And with them they will take you each home. I truly regret that we had to meet under such terrible circumstances."

Firestar nodded. "I'm not leaving until I'm sure everyone's all right. I know we can't expect everyone to make it through something like this, but I'd like to know if Bamf's going to be okay before I leave."

hamboy
06-13-2008, 04:03 PM
Running, Puppetmon looked back only to notice Hordack's final defeat.
"What! No fair! I went through the trouble of being zapped and destroyed by The Big Red Cheesimon for nothing? Waaahhh!"
He started running again, terrified.

KamenRaida
06-13-2008, 05:30 PM
Crawling out of the rubble that had once been the temple on which Hordak stood, Wile E. breathed hard. For the few minutes he was unconscious, Hordak had apparenty been defeated. Which suited the Coyote just fine, in fact, given that he had enough of dealing with beings that clearly surpassed him in every conceivable manner.

As he was pulling himself out, Wile E. noticed that the rocket was still in what could at least count as one piece. Wondering if it was still functional Wile E. made his way towards the giant strip of metal, tapping a clawed finger at it. It shuddered, and suddenly broke itself out of its craggy prison. Watching it fly off, Wile E. shrugged turning away to return to the others.

Running, Puppetmon looked back only to notice Hordack's final defeat.
"What! No fair! I went through the trouble of being zapped and destroyed by The Big Red Cheesimon for nothing? Waaahhh!"
He started running again, terrified.

If the Digimon had at all been paying much attention, he would have heard a shrill whistle in the air. The rocket that Wile E. had set free was soaring above him, its course quite clearly set for him.

Within moments, the rocket had once again landed on solid ground, leading to yet again another spectacular explosion.

Radioactive Zombie
06-13-2008, 08:30 PM
Meanwhile, Alien-Ed was still sticking massive amounts of Horde gear, sticking into a strange, sphereical clump. Alien-Ed kept vomiting more goo onto the sphere, and rolling it around like a Katamari, cutting large swaths into the Horde.

Chris Lang
06-13-2008, 10:01 PM
Meanwhile, Alien-Ed was still sticking massive amounts of Horde gear, sticking into a strange, sphereical clump. Alien-Ed kept vomiting more goo onto the sphere, and rolling it around like a Katamari, cutting large swaths into the Horde.

OOC: I think the Horde guys are all gone now. All that's left to do is for characters to tie up loose ends, and go home and all that.

Schornforce
06-14-2008, 08:04 PM
As the Horde stopped... hording... and as the dust cleared from Hordak's defeat, some might have noticed a small creature lying prone on the battlefield.

Weary, weak, and completely outmatched, he had thrown himself at his attackers.

The Bamf had lost.

After the battle was over, Jessie finally came out of the ladies' room, still blotting her face with paper towels.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/WeCanJessie.jpg

"Finally! I can't believe how much of that Grand Pumbaaeonemon's slobber got in--

Bamf?

...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/WorriedJess.jpg

Bamfie?"

Jessie ran over to the beaten Bamf and gently scooped him up. "Bamfie? You'll be okay. Just hang on!"

Jessie reached into her outfit and pulled out a little hypospray dealie. "Now, this potion works on pokemon, but I don't know if it'll help, but I'm going to give it a try.

Just stay with me, Bamfie!"

Jessie gave Bamf a spray of the concoction and waited to see if there was any result.

Radioactive Zombie
06-14-2008, 08:11 PM
OOC: I think the Horde guys are all gone now. All that's left to do is for characters to tie up loose ends, and go home and all that.

(( Wow. Is it me, or am I not reading as much as I did? >_> ))

Alien-Ed, meanwhile, was busy terrorizing the other players and splattering more goo on them. A great deal of cereal/milk... liquid... lathered the players before Edd brought a baseball bat down on Ed's head, which only temporarily stunned him.

The mask was ripped off, and Ed stopped mid-roar. "Hi, guys!"

Needless to say, the other players were pissed.

Schornforce
06-14-2008, 08:20 PM
Overhead, a balloon with a large "WB" on the side floated past.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/YakkoAvatar.jpg

"Wow! You guys are STILL hanging around?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/DotAvatar.jpg

"Don't any of you have lives?"

"The fact that they're on the internet oughtta answer that.

Speaking of which, you guys won't get to play with us for awhile! These Traitor Game thingies have been fun, but there are... new... civilizations... worlds... to... explore... second... star... from the left... and straight... on... 'till... morning!

Mister Wakko... set... a course."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/WakkoAvatar.jpg

"Bye now! We've got other internet staples to annoy!"

"Speaking of which, I know a few wikipedia pages that could use the Warner touch!

Hey, Doctor Orifice! You'll just LOOOOVE your newly redecorated apartment!

So long! See you all later!"

"Aloha! Adios! Ciao!

...mmm... chow!"

"We can't come back! We don't know how it works! G'bye everybody!"

And then, the Warners all floated off to parts unknown.

Josh M
06-14-2008, 08:29 PM
"Well, I guess it's that time." Dale said, turning towards the group. "I'll miss you all." "But......" stoped looking at Meowth." PLEASEEPLEASEPLEASE come with me to my world." He said crying and hugging him. "Their so many things I need to ask you!" "PLEASE?!!?!??!"

Schornforce
06-14-2008, 08:36 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Meowth.jpg

"URK!"

Dale's unexpected hug caused Meowth to drop his chainsaw which went puttering away.

"Uh... yeah, pal. I'll miss youse too... Urm... If dere's anyt'ing youse wanna ask me, youse could ask me now.

I can't go wit' youse. My team needs me ta lead 'em!"

Josh M
06-14-2008, 09:38 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Meowth.jpg

"URK!"

Dale's unexpected hug caused Meowth to drop his chainsaw which went puttering away.

"Uh... yeah, pal. I'll miss youse too... Urm... If dere's anyt'ing youse wanna ask me, youse could ask me now.

I can't go wit' youse. My team needs me ta lead 'em!"

"Their goes my Idea for doing test on you.....um.....I mean going on a road trip with you." Dale said. "Now, i have to ask you, is your kind alien like or animale like?" He asked.

Chris Lang
06-14-2008, 09:50 PM
Firestar nodded. "I'm not leaving until I'm sure everyone's all right. I know we can't expect everyone to make it through something like this, but I'd like to know if Bamf's going to be okay before I leave."

Firestar looked at Bamf with concern. She hadn't really known the blue creature very well, but she knew that despite his faults, he was one of the good guys. She hoped he would pull through.

She then overheard Meowth and Dale.

"Uh... yeah, pal. I'll miss youse too... Urm... If dere's anyt'ing youse wanna ask me, youse could ask me now.

I can't go wit' youse. My team needs me ta lead 'em!"

"Their goes my Idea for doing test on you.....um.....I mean going on a road trip with you." Dale said. "Now, i have to ask you, is your kind alien like or animale like?" He asked.

"Dale, that's enough." Firestar said sternly. "You think a lot of the people here are aliens, don't you? Maybe it's just me, but I get the impression that if you were a character in E.T., you'd be one of those guys trying to capture the lovable alien. Maybe it's something you just said."

"Anyway, I'm not an alien. I'm a human with super-powers. I don't suppose they have movies, TV and comic books with super-heroes where you come from?"

"As for Meowth, I don't know a lot about the world he comes from, but it sounds like it's an alternate Earth filled with strange species of creatures. And Meowth somehow understands both human language and the language of these creatures. That probably makes him very important back where he comes from."

"So just let him go his way, and you can go yours."

Schornforce
06-14-2008, 10:21 PM
"Their goes my Idea for doing test on you.....um.....I mean going on a road trip with you." Dale said. "Now, i have to ask you, is your kind alien like or animale like?" He asked.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Meowth.jpg

"Neithah, Mac. We're pokemon-like."

Chris Lang
06-14-2008, 10:24 PM
"Neithah, Mac. We're pokemon-like."

"I'm not sure Dale understands what a Pokemon is." Firestar replied. "I'm not sure what one is, too. Are Pokemon evolved forms of cats, rodents, butterflies, snakes, and weird cactuses, or something?"

Firestar avoided describing Wobbuffet. She had no idea what sort of creature Wobbuffet was.

Schornforce
06-14-2008, 10:38 PM
"I'm not sure Dale understands what a Pokemon is." Firestar replied. "I'm not sure what one is, too. Are Pokemon evolved forms of cats, rodents, butterflies, snakes, and weird cactuses, or something?"

Firestar avoided describing Wobbuffet. She had no idea what sort of creature Wobbuffet was.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Meowth.jpg

"I guess dat's one'a da great big mysterious myst'ries. We dunno where we came from 'zactly."

Radioactive Zombie
06-14-2008, 10:39 PM
Firestar looked at Bamf with concern. She hadn't really known the blue creature very well, but she knew that despite his faults, he was one of the good guys. She hoped he would pull through.

She then overheard Meowth and Dale.





"Dale, that's enough." Firestar said sternly. "You think a lot of the people here are aliens, don't you? Maybe it's just me, but I get the impression that if you were a character in E.T., you'd be one of those guys trying to capture the lovable alien. Maybe it's something you just said."

"Anyway, I'm not an alien. I'm a human with super-powers. I don't suppose they have movies, TV and comic books with super-heroes where you come from?"

"As for Meowth, I don't know a lot about the world he comes from, but it sounds like it's an alternate Earth filled with strange species of creatures. And Meowth somehow understands both human language and the language of these creatures. That probably makes him very important back where he comes from."

"So just let him go his way, and you can go yours."

"To be honest, ma'am, that would be like convincing a hippie that socialism is not an acceptable government choice. He'd still believe we're all aliens, especially after what happened to us for the past few... weeks. Or.../ days.

Jeremi
06-15-2008, 10:10 AM
Pantrho noticed a portal appearing behind him, but before he walked trough it he decided to speak. “Well this is it everyone good job saving the world and all.” Pantrho scratches himself on the head. “I apologize for me not being as helpful as I thought I would have been.” Pantrho walks up Jan. “It was fun working together kid, you got spunk and even if you’re the middle child you still a true heroine no matter what anyone says.” Pantrho waves to everyone as he walks trough the portal. “I’ll be seeing you…on second thought farewell!” And with that he vanished inside the portal.

Meanwhile Anakaris had absorbed the excess magic in the air and stood up. Noticing that Hordak was dead Anakaris spoke. “It is done. Farewell travellers. Know that Anakaris is grateful for this.” With that he vanished.

Epilogue Pantrho

Pantrho appeared in the exact same spot from were he was taken. Walking out of the workshop a familiar voice ringed in his ear. “Pantrho you’re alive.” Lion-O ran up to him. “We’ve been searching for you. Where have you been?”

Pantrho put his arm around Lion-O’s shoulder. “No one will get the mighty Pantrho that easy! Come summon the others do I got a story for you!”


~FIN~

Joe Acro
06-15-2008, 04:54 PM
Bamfie?"[/I][/COLOR]

Jessie ran over to the beaten Bamf and gently scooped him up. "Bamfie? You'll be okay. Just hang on!"

Jessie reached into her outfit and pulled out a little hypospray dealie. "Now, this potion works on pokemon, but I don't know if it'll help, but I'm going to give it a try.

Just stay with me, Bamfie!"

Jessie gave Bamf a spray of the concoction and waited to see if there was any result.
A few moments passed as nothing seemed to happen. But the potion did eventually take effect.

The Bamf's eyes slowly opened.

"Wha...?"

Then he noticed where he was.

"Heh. I didn't know you cared," he said trying to smile.

Chris Lang
06-16-2008, 02:31 AM
A few moments passed as nothing seemed to happen. But the potion did eventually take effect.

The Bamf's eyes slowly opened.

"Wha...?"

Then he noticed where he was.

"Heh. I didn't know you cared," he said trying to smile.

Firestar breathed a sigh of relief, when she saw Bamf recover.

"I guess I should be finding my way back home. I wonder if the guys are going to believe me when I tell them about this. We've had some crazy adventures, but NOTHING as crazy as this one."

She first spoke to Team Rocket. "You guys look out for one another. That's what teams are supposed to do."

She then turned to Timon and Pumbaa. "I don't know much about this 'Hakuna Matata' philosophy of yours, but I hope you'll have no worries for a little while. At least, no big worries."

Next, she turned to Jan Marvel. "Jan, I can't say I know what it's like being a middle child. I was an only child myself. But go easy on Marcia. And be a good sister to Cindy."

Firestar suddenly remembered something. "How DID that fight with that 'Black Marcia' go anyway? Do I want to know?"

Firestar also wondered what had happened to Bonnie. Though it probably wouldn't grieve her too much if Bonnie ended up being stuck on another Earth...

---

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s255/Esrom_album/morepics/fsbonnie3.png Bonnie, meanwhile, was with her boyfriend Rob in a mini-van. They had been driving north for the past few hours. Their van was loaded with items they had looted from the stores during the disaster.

"Faster, Rob!" Bonnie called. "We need to get as far away from those freaks as we can!"

"I think things might be settling down, Bonnie. Maybe it's not the end of the world after all." Rob replied. "We might get a speeding ticket."

"And it'll probably be Angelica Jinx's fault! I'm sure SHE was behind that volcano and all those crazy people showing up out of nowhere!"

"Give it a rest, Bonnie! You've got to let old vendettas go!" Rob replied.

Bonnie just grumbled, as Rob suddenly noticed something. "Wait a minute. We're approaching the border. But who ARE those guys guarding it?"

Rob and Bonnie took a look at the strange trio of men at the border. "Those weirdos look like the Spanish Inquisition or something." Bonnie said, scowling.

"I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition." Rob remarked.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/Orlando716/Superman/spanish-inquisition.jpg

"NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!" bellowed the leader of the trio.

OOC: More later, of course.

OverMaster
06-16-2008, 05:55 AM
A few moments passed as nothing seemed to happen. But the potion did eventually take effect.

The Bamf's eyes slowly opened.

"Wha...?"

Then he noticed where he was.

"Heh. I didn't know you cared," he said trying to smile.

"Well, all's dandy when it ends dandy, I suppose..." Timon sighed, before handing the now powerless Red Ring to the Sorceress. "Hey, Wings. Take care of this, will you? It won't work anymore, but I get the feeling whoever sent it to me is still out there, and... I wouldn't feel safe handing it to Doc Morpheus, so it's gotta be you!" he hastily concluded.

Josh M
06-16-2008, 06:50 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Meowth.jpg

"I guess dat's one'a da great big mysterious myst'ries. We dunno where we came from 'zactly."

"I guess." Dale said sadly. "Well good by my freinds." I hope I'll meet some of you again." He said walking into the portal.

Part 1 up next.

Radioactive Zombie
06-16-2008, 02:16 PM
The Eds were slowly backing away from the freakshow.

"Hey, who's going to transport Jerry and good buddies home?"

Josh M
06-16-2008, 02:37 PM
Dale log: Week 12.

It's been 12 weeks since the traitor game has ended. No signs of fellow traitor gamers of my game or past games. Im starting to give up hope of makeing contact.



Dale was worried. He was starting to think that he made the hole thing up in his mind. He told all of his friends where he was and what happened. The meeting of Meowth, The alien queen named Firestar, the big battle at the end of the game. Nobody belived him. Not even his supportive wife thought he was telling the truth. After the game, he locked himself in his basement only comeing out for beer, Mountian Dew, and to do his job. But Dale started to losse hope.


"Damit Dale!" Hank Hill yelled from outside Dale's Basement door. "You gott'a come out of that dang basement!"

"Your right Hank." Dale said. "Maybe It never happened."

Dale then was drawn to the TV where his wife was doing a report about the Governor of the State of California, who Just released a book about his time in a Tratior game. As soon as Dale saw this he said..

" I need that book....."

Part two up next.

Schornforce
06-16-2008, 07:38 PM
A few moments passed as nothing seemed to happen. But the potion did eventually take effect.

The Bamf's eyes slowly opened.

"Wha...?"

Then he noticed where he was.

"Heh. I didn't know you cared," he said trying to smile.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/WeCanJessie.jpg

Jessie blushed a bit and then grinned at Bamf. "We'd better get everyone together. Maybe we should all do a big motto as a group before our audience leaves."

Joe Acro
06-16-2008, 08:11 PM
Jessie blushed a bit and then grinned at Bamf. "We'd better get everyone together. Maybe we should all do a big motto as a group before our audience leaves."
The Bamf, recovering, grinned back.

"Anything for you, beautiful girl."

He promptly hopped out of her arms and landed on the ground.

"I'm ready when you are."

Schornforce
06-16-2008, 08:28 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/WeCanJessie.jpg

Jessie led Bamf around the area of Mexico searching for her fellow Team Rocket members.

Perhaps Puppetmon, Stephen Lynch, and her new Grand Pumbaaeonemon would like to join in on the final motto of the game.

But she'd need to find James and Meowth too.

"I think I saw James wandering around looking for that annoying singer twerp again. Honestly, sometimes he's just embarrassing to this team."

Before she could find James, however, she caught a glimpse of Dale hugging a disgruntled Meowth before the redneck left for home.

"Well. There you are! We've been looking for you! Come on, we're going to do a big motto for these people and go back home in style!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Meowth.jpg

"Dat's great, Jess! Dere ain't no doofy Bat-Mite or dem Warner kids runnin' round ta screw t'ings up dis time!

Mebbe dis leap will be da leap home!"

"...

Uh.

Yeah.

Go wash up first. You smell like cigarettes, insecticide, and cheap beer."

"Yeah, aftah a few days in dis dump, you don't smell like no roselia, neithah."

"WHAT WAS THAT?!!!"

"I wuz jus' sayin' I gotta go wash up cuz I smell like somet'in terribibble!"

Meowth ran off in a panic to the washroom.

Joe Acro
06-16-2008, 08:50 PM
Jessie led Bamf around the area of Mexico searching for her fellow Team Rocket members.
The Bamf happily followed along, keeping making sure to take note of what the other Rocketeers were doing.

Soon, they approached Meowth.

"Dat's great, Jess! Dere ain't no doofy Bat-Mite or dem Warner kids runnin' round ta screw t'ings up dis time!

Mebbe dis leap will be da leap home!"

"...

Uh.

Yeah.

Go wash up first. You smell like cigarettes, insecticide, and cheap beer."

"Yeah, aftah a few days in dis dump, you don't smell like no roselia, neithah."

"WHAT WAS THAT?!!!"

"I wuz jus' sayin' I gotta go wash up cuz I smell like somet'in terribibble!"

Meowth ran off in a panic to the washroom.
And while Meowth ran off, the Bamf whispered to Jessie.

"You smell fine to me."

Of course, being a Bamf, he was accustomed to the smell of sulfur (not that he actually smelled as such). His sense of smell was doubtlessly affected.

Schornforce
06-16-2008, 09:18 PM
The Bamf happily followed along, keeping making sure to take note of what the other Rocketeers were doing.

Soon, they approached Meowth.


And while Meowth ran off, the Bamf whispered to Jessie.

"You smell fine to me."

Of course, being a Bamf, he was accustomed to the smell of sulfur (not that he actually smelled as such). His sense of smell was doubtlessly affected.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/WeCanJessie.jpg

"Why, thank you, Bamfie! It's so nice to know that SOMEONE else on this team has taste and manners!"

Jessie looked down at Bamf and her expression softened momentarily.

"I'm glad you're feeling better.

Don't repeat this to any of the others, but-- I was worried.

Try and be more careful, okay? We just found you-- we don't want to lose you."

Jessie continued to stride around looking for any signs of the other team members.

"If we can't find the others, we may have to do the motto ourselves. Are you up for that, Bamfie?"

hamboy
06-17-2008, 05:04 AM
Puppetmon, now noticeably calmer, was hidden behind a rock. Popping his head out to check for Jan marvel, he walked out when he saw she wasn't there. He spied Jessie, and slyly approached her.
"Jessiiiiieeeee" He wined "Meowth broke my hammer. Make him fix it!"

Schornforce
06-17-2008, 05:09 AM
Puppetmon, now noticeably calmer, was hidden behind a rock. Popping his head out to check for Jan marvel, he walked out when he saw she wasn't there. He spied Jessie, and slyly approached her.
"Jessiiiiieeeee" He wined "Meowth broke my hammer. Make him fix it!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/WeCanJessie.jpg

"That mangy cat...

...here. You can borrow mine. It's good for knocking sense into James.

Plus, it squeaks!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/TRmallet.jpg

"Would you like to join us in our big final motto for this game?

...still have to find James, though..."

hamboy
06-17-2008, 05:15 AM
"That mangy cat...

...here. You can borrow mine. It's good for knocking sense into James.

Plus, it squeaks!"
Puppetmon smiled with glee. "I like my new toy!" He smiled. "He isn't breaking this!"
"Would you like to join us in our big final motto for this game?

...still have to find James, though..."
Puppetmon smiled again. "Sure! Wher's Wobbafett, by the way?"

OverMaster
06-17-2008, 05:53 AM
Jessie led Bamf around the area of Mexico searching for her fellow Team Rocket members.

Perhaps Puppetmon, Stephen Lynch, and her new Grand Pumbaaeonemon would like to join in on the final motto of the game.



Pumbaa looked down at Timon hopefully. "Timon, can I--".

"Oh, for all intents and purposes, go!" Timon waved a hand dismissively, rolling his eyes back. "Go and make a fool of yourself with your new friends!Have great fun! Don't worry to leave me all alone here ruminating on past gone glories!".

"Gee, thanks a lot, Timon!" Pumbaa happily hopped by to Jessie's side.

Schornforce
06-17-2008, 06:13 AM
Puppetmon smiled again. "Sure! Wher's Wobbafett, by the way?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/WeCanJessie.jpg

"Who knows? He usually turns up on his own, though."

Then, Pumbaa bounded up ready to give the motto a try.

"Oh, hello my Grand Pumbaaeonemon! Are you ready to try to join in our motto?

We have to find James first and maybe that Lynch guy will turn up before too long too..."

OOC: I'm thinking we'll all try and do a motto tonight at around 7:00pm EST if that's alright with my fellow Team Rocket members.

Joe Acro
06-17-2008, 08:16 AM
"I'm glad you're feeling better.

Don't repeat this to any of the others, but-- I was worried.

Try and be more careful, okay? We just found you-- we don't want to lose you."

"If we can't find the others, we may have to do the motto ourselves. Are you up for that, Bamfie?"
The Bamf was about to respond when they were suddenly interrupted by Puppetmon and Pumbaa. He would have provided his thoughts when they were done, but he knew the moment had passed.

He decided to stand around and wait for the motto.

Schornforce
06-17-2008, 05:35 PM
OOC: Oops. Totally lost track of time. Sorry. Whichever Team Rocket member wants to take the next line, feel free! If you need to know how the motto goes usually, PM me. Make up whatever so long as it sorta rhymes and stuff. First come, first served, but try and leave some lines for the remaining TR members, please.

Have fun!

BIC:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/WeCanJessie.jpg

"Well, I can't see James anywhere, but there's one way to flush him out!

*AHEM* AHAHAHAHAHA!!! PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!!!"

James pops out of a nearby manhole (*snicker*) and joins in--

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/IamJames.jpg

"Yes! And make it double!"

hamboy
06-17-2008, 06:03 PM
Puppetmon popped up behind the pair.
"To prepare your world for devastation!"

Joe Acro
06-17-2008, 06:28 PM
The Bamf quickly joined in.

"To unite the world in celebration!"

Schornforce
06-17-2008, 07:09 PM
Popping up unexpectedly from a nearby restroom--

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Meowth.jpg

"Ta denounce da evils a' digimon!"

The Purple Skull
06-17-2008, 07:22 PM
Popping up unexpectedly from a nearby restroom--

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Meowth.jpg

"Ta denounce da evils a' digimon!"
Suddenly...J-Pop music (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ypfOjF3hi4g) kicked in!

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/Orlando716/Superman/dancingfools.jpg

"To spread our dance throughout the nation!"

"To wiggle our hips with a sexy gyration!"

"Go Go Tokyo!"

Magnum starts dry humping the ground.

"Nein you idiot!"

"Dammit Magnum! You only have one part and you still mess it up!"



OOC: I couldn't resist guys. I just couldn't. :tongue:

Schornforce
06-17-2008, 07:36 PM
Surprised, but undeterred at the strange turn of the motto, Jessie and James pressed onward.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/shockedrocket.jpg

"Um...

...

yeah...

...

Jessie."

"James... Oooo! Spandex!"

OOC: You other Team Rocketeers introduce yourselves here! :)

Joe Acro
06-17-2008, 08:29 PM
The small creature acted and said his line at the same time.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Bamfie.jpg

BAMF! "Bamf!"

Radioactive Zombie
06-17-2008, 09:10 PM
Eddy tried one last attempt to sell items to slowly disappearing players, from gumball machines to dead squirrels, and simultaneously being dragged off by Edd and Ed.

Chris Lang
06-18-2008, 03:38 AM
Popping up unexpectedly from a nearby restroom--

"Ta denounce da evils a' digimon!"

Suddenly...J-Pop music (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ypfOjF3hi4g) kicked in!

"To spread our dance throughout the nation!"

"To wiggle our hips with a sexy gyration!"

"Go Go Tokyo!"

Surprised, but undeterred at the strange turn of the motto, Jessie and James pressed onward.

"Um...

...

yeah...

...

Jessie."

"James... Oooo! Spandex!"

OOC: You other Team Rocketeers introduce yourselves here! :)

OOC: Maybe it's just me, but I think the rhythm was kind of thrown off there. Basically, the next person should have said something that rhymes with 'digimon'. Looks like Jessie realized that too, and decided it was best to skip to the name introduction part.

Josh M
06-18-2008, 03:40 PM
Dale Log: London England: I have just arrived at King's Cross Station where the students of Hogwarts go to get to their train. Also, I have found out the the students enter platform 9 3/4. I'm going to try to enter the platform to their train.

After Dale wrote all of his info down, Dale ran ito the portal. And when he entered, A giant man stood in front of him.

"Umm......Hello." Dale said, almost peeing his pants.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Hagrid3.jpg

"'Ere now, whut's all this?

Oh!

Yeh must be that Grubble feller!

Huh."

Hagrid gave Dale a friendly grin and patted him jovially on the back (which unbeknownst to Hagrid, sent Dale sprawling face first and making him the subject of jeers to a passing group of Slytherins).


"If Dumbledore hadn'ter said it, I never would'a believed it ter tell th' truth-- a muggle makin' it to th' Hogwarts express on 'is own!

Heh. Great man, Dumbledore. Knew you'd be here somehow.

But I'm ramblin'. 'Ere yeh are."

Hagrid shoved a bag of Fizzing Whizbees into Dale's hand, quite possibly hurting Dale's wrist.

"Yer teh hold onta' that, yeh are. Oh, it should only take about five minutes 're so..."

With that, Hagrid gave a friendly wave to the befuddled Dale and left.

"Wait, whats going to happen in five minutes?" Dale asked.

After about five minutes of confusion had passed, Dale felt a pulling at his navel as the portkey did its work. He felt the train station spinning and getting dark. When Dale recovered, he found himself in a strange, yet cozy office.

An elderly looking man sat behind a handsome wooden desk and gave Dale a pleasant smile.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/AlbusDumbledore.jpg

"Ah. Mister Gribble. Welcome to Hogwarts. I do believe you are the first muggle to arrive without the benefit of a son or daughter attending this fine institution.

Please, take a moment to become adjusted. I understand you have questions for a fellow Traitor Game participant?"

Chris Lang
06-18-2008, 06:25 PM
Firestar, meanwhile, kept quiet as Team Rocket did their motto ... whose rhythm was thrown off by the Dancing Fools. Having lost their place, they moved on to the 'name introduction' portion of the motto.

Firestar still wondered why they even considered inviting a singing comedian to join their team. What did Stephen Lynch know about catching or training strange creatures called Pokemon?

Probably more than I do. That Pokemon TV show he's familiar with won't even be created until 15 years from now, Firestar thought to herself.

The new invitee she was most concerned about was Puppetmon. The wooden puppet was clearly deranged, and not a team player. Team Rocket, or any team for that matter, would be better off without him.

But she waited until the motto was finished before saying anything.

The Purple Skull
06-18-2008, 06:39 PM
OOC: Maybe it's just me, but I think the rhythm was kind of thrown off there. Basically, the next person should have said something that rhymes with 'digimon'. Looks like Jessie realized that too, and decided it was best to skip to the name introduction part.
OOC: It's just you. :tongue: Plus that was the whole point of the Dancing Fools cameo. To mess up the choreography! :biggrin:

OverMaster
06-19-2008, 05:54 AM
Pumbaa had been scratching his head trying to think of something to add to the motto.

"To fight the... uhh... wrongness of starvation!" he hastily added, then clumsily, and very out-of-line and time, intoduced himself, "Great Pumbanananaeewhatevermon..." striking a lame pose.

OOC: Sorry to not join the motto earlier, but yesterday was a truly busy and very complicated day for me.

Schornforce
06-19-2008, 09:56 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Meowth.jpg

"How'd we evah get in dis sit'chi-ation?"

Meowth said, rhyming deftly with Grand Pumbaaeonemon's lines.

"Meowth! Da brains an' brawn!"


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/WeCanJessie.jpg

"The NEW Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/IamJames.jpg

"Surrender to us ALL or we'll give you a major fight!"

OOC: Last line, folks. Anyone who wants it...

OverMaster
06-19-2008, 11:31 AM
"Surrender to us ALL or we'll give you a major fight!"


"And if I don't beat you, Ma'am might!" Pumbaa spoke up loudly.

Meanwhile, at the sidelines, Timon crossed his arms and shook his head. "Honestly, what did I do wrong? Where did I go wrong when educating my idiot?" he muttered to himself.

Schornforce
06-19-2008, 11:44 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Wobb-Salute.jpg

"WOBBUFFET!!!" Wobbuffet happily proclaimed, finishing the most spectacular motto ever.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/IamJames.jpg

"Good job, everyone." James said while clapping with flambouyant style.

hamboy
06-19-2008, 06:13 PM
"Yay!" Puppetmon shouted. "We have a cool motto!"

Schornforce
06-19-2008, 06:25 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/poses.gif

"Yes, indeed. I declare this motto FANTABULOUS!"

"Agreed. Wobbuffet, return! You've saluted enough today. You really ought to pace yourself."

"NOT SO FAST!!!"




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/ladymeowthstrike.jpg

"No more gadgets dis time, youse lousy digimon!!! Time ta give ya jus' claws fer alarm!

*snikt* Don' try nuttin', Bub! I'm da best dere is at what I do!"

Chris Lang
06-19-2008, 06:42 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/ladymeowthstrike.jpg

"No more gadgets dis time, youse lousy digimon!!! Time ta give ya jus' claws fer alarm!

*snikt* Don' try nuttin', Bub! I'm da best dere is at what I do!"

Firestar turned to Jessie. "Jessie, you're the leader of the team, right? Why are you letting Puppetmon join? He's a deranged psychopathic killer. Have you heard of the Joker? From Batman? He's kind of like that, only more like a child throwing a tantrum. You're all better off without him."

Firestar noticed Meowth confronting Puppetmon, and then decided to shoot a few fire blasts toward the deranged Digimon. "Back off, Puppetmon ... or you'll be FIREWOOD!"

Schornforce
06-19-2008, 06:57 PM
Firestar turned to Jessie. "Jessie, you're the leader of the team, right? Why are you letting Puppetmon join? He's a deranged psychopathic killer. Have you heard of the Joker? From Batman? He's kind of like that, only more like a child throwing a tantrum. You're all better off without him."

Firestar noticed Meowth confronting Puppetmon, and then decided to shoot a few fire blasts toward the deranged Digimon. "Back off, Puppetmon ... or you'll be FIREWOOD!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/WeCanJessie.jpg

"Trust me, lady, I've met this 'Joker' guy.

Our Puppetmon's nothing like him. That guy's all white and wears a crown or something. Grows hugely tall too."''

hamboy
06-19-2008, 07:25 PM
Firestar noticed Meowth confronting Puppetmon, and then decided to shoot a few fire blasts toward the deranged Digimon. "Back off, Puppetmon ... or you'll be FIREWOOD!"

"Hay!" Puppetmon yelled. "We've been wanting to fight each other all game! Let us!" he protested. The hammer Jessie had given him earlier began to glow, and change. The data that made up his body had converted it into a more familiar shape...
http://dma.wtw-x.net/DMA/DigimonStands/Bandai/Puppetmon.jpg
"Let's play, kitty cat!" Puppetmon let off a wicked grin, lifting his hammer in the air.
"PUPPET PUMMEL!" He yelled, slamming the hammer into the ground, releasing an energy blast. The cat Pokemon dodged, and the blast destroyed a small Mexican souvenir shop. More blasts flew in the cats' direction, but the nimble feline continued to avoid the blasts.
"Stop moving! Ow!" he yelled, as Meowths claws scratched into his wooden skin. "You made a boo-boo!" He screamed in rage, blasting and blasting with as much intensity as he could muster. "I'll destroy you!"
The stray energy blasts were causing chaos, destroying small buildings and pieces of land. Falling wreckage was restricting Meowths movements considerably, and finally, a piece of wood fell right in front of him, stopping him.
He was stood right in front of his team mates.
"I have you now, you bully!" Puppetmon shouted. "PUPPET PUMMEL!"
A huge amount of energy was released in Meowths direction.
And Team Rocket went blasting off again...

Schornforce
06-19-2008, 07:40 PM
"I have you now, you bully!" Puppetmon shouted. "PUPPET PUMMEL!"
A huge amount of energy was released in Meowths direction.
And Team Rocket went blasting off again...

Meowth went flying back, knocking into Bamf, Jessie, and James, sending them all hurtling into the stratosphere...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/1TR-R.jpg

"MEOWTH! I thought you said you were the best you are at what you do!"

"I yam... but what I do is FAIL!!!"

"It's things like THIS that got you demoted to 'James!' Looks like--"

"Team Rocket's--"

"Blastin' off agaaaaaaaaaaaain"

*ping*

"Wobbuffeeeeeeeet...."

*ping*

In a pinprick of light, Team Rocket was sent to parts unknown.

Joe Acro
06-19-2008, 07:48 PM
When the motto finished, the Bamf noticed a portal opening next to him. Through it, he could see Bamff, the capital city of Bamf Island. The Bamfs continued in their daily lives, not at all concerned that he was missing. What was one missing Bamf in a society that lives in a place where the fantastical happens on a daily basis?

The Bamf looked at the portal, and then back at Team Rocket.

Then Puppetmon's hammer blasts began going awry. The fairy tale creature made his decision and dove to tackle Jessie and James to the ground.

And Team Rocket went blasting off again...
And so it was that he went blasting off with them, to parts unknown.

Chris Lang
06-19-2008, 08:17 PM
"It's things like THIS that got you demoted to 'James!' Looks like--"

"Team Rocket's--"

"Blastin' off agaaaaaaaaaaaain"

*ping*

"Wobbuffeeeeeeeet...."

*ping*

In a pinprick of light, Team Rocket was sent to parts unknown.

Firestar was wondering whether to fly off after Team Rocket, or to face Puppetmon. She chose the latter, as Puppetmon had once again proven that he was indeed a menace.

"All right, Puppetmon!" Firestar shouted. "That's enough! It's time for you to get yours!"

With that, Firestar surrounded Puppetmon with a circle of fire, and shot fire blasts at him. The deranged wooden creature was not likely to get out of this without being singed. "You've got two choices. One, you go back to wherever you came from. Two, you get blasted to pieces by me, Jan, or anyone else here who feels like it."

OverMaster
06-20-2008, 05:42 AM
And so it was that he went blasting off with them, to parts unknown.

Pumbaa, meanwhile, just sat there staring blankly into the sky.

"Well?" Timon deadpaned. "Aren't you going to go with your fantabulous new bestest of best friends?".

"Uhhhhhh... No, I don't think so" Pumbaa replied.

"Oh. Figures".

Tommy
06-20-2008, 09:57 AM
"And now I offer you THANKS AND PRAISE!"

***five hours later***

"And to you dear Ironman I SAY..."

"I think that's enough Dr. Orpheus, I believe we can send everyone home," the Sorceress said giving a little wave, "Buh-bye now!"

Everywhere portals opened to the respective home worlds of the participants.

Tommy
06-20-2008, 09:58 AM
Hordak and Dolores Umbridge the epilogues!

Hordak was sucked back into Despondos, and seeing as how his series was canceled, that's probably where he will stay.

Dolores was killed, and seeing as how her series was canceled, that's probably where she will stay.

Schornforce
06-20-2008, 11:43 AM
I didn't get to do my little ribbing of certain TG posters, but perhaps another time...

Here's the costume Meowth was gonna use to distract Puppetmon in Hogwarts:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/hpotter2.jpg

Alternate 'Schoolhouse Rocket' episodes I'd considered:

(sung to Interplanet Janet)

Interstellar Jessie, she's a Team Rocket girl
She wants to be queen diva of every world
She travels round the cosmos with her Wobbuffet pal
Everyone loves this fiery Team Rocket gal!

(sung to Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, Get your Adverbs Here)

Jimmy of Team Rocket, flame your Moltres here
You can flame it all day long without fear.
We can read between the lines it's perfectly clear
You can always feel free to flame your Moltres here!

I was also considering a song or two based off of 'The Great American Melting Pot' or 'Conjunction Junction' but I can't recall the verse I wrote for each.

hamboy
06-20-2008, 06:23 PM
With that, Firestar surrounded Puppetmon with a circle of fire, and shot fire blasts at him. The deranged wooden creature was not likely to get out of this without being singed. "You've got two choices. One, you go back to wherever you came from. Two, you get blasted to pieces by me, Jan, or anyone else here who feels like it."

The flaming blast sent Puppetmon flying. He wasn't able to keep a hold of his hammer, and he dropped it mid air. Struggling to stand, he looked terrified toward the other players.
"But... but..." He was interrupted before he could finish.
VWOOSH. VWOOSH. VWOOSH.
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"But, I'm afraid I need him. Now if you'll excuse me..." The Master swaggered toward Puppetmon, and crouched down to the Digimon. "You came with a red hat didn't you? It brought you here, correct?"
"Huh? Are you saying you wanna take one of my toys?" Puppetmon angrily retorted.
"Yes. Yes I am."
"Then I'm not telling you!" Puppetmon stuck his tongue out at the Time Lord.
"Oh, i think you will." The Master said, calmly placing a pair of gadgets into his own ears. "There is no doubt you will." He pulled a small contraption from his coat pocket, and pressed a button on it.
A deafening, unnaturally high pitched scream emanated from Puppetmon. Tears welled in his wooden eyes, as the scream continued.
"I can keep going at this all day if I want to, and no one can help you because if they get to close, your own screams will tear their minds apart to the point of madness. Where. Is. That . Hat."
"Wi-wi-wizards houusssseee. T-t-toy box!" The Digimon replied, as best he could.
"All I needed to know." The Master returned to his stolen TARDIS, and disappeared, as the screaming stopped.
Puppetmon stopped moving completely for a few moments, before rattling his hand.
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat. "Drums." Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat. "Drumming." Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat. "Never ending drum beat." Puppetmon blankly whispered.

Chris Lang
06-20-2008, 06:50 PM
"All I needed to know." The Master returned to his stolen TARDIS, and disappeared, as the screaming stopped.
Puppetmon stopped moving completely for a few moments, before rattling his hand.
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat. "Drums." Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat. "Drumming." Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat. "Never ending drum beat." Puppetmon blankly whispered.

Firestar looked confused. "What was THAT all about?" she asked, not really expecting anyone in the vicinity to know the answer to that question.

Firestar addressed the Sorceress. "I think it's time that puppet got sent back where he came from."

With Puppetmon apparently incapacitated, Firestar flew off in search of Team Rocket.

She flew all over Mexico, but could find no trace of Jessie, James, Meowth, Wobbuffet, Bamf, or the other Pokemon who accompanied them. Perhaps they had been sent back to their home world...

With a sigh, Firestar returned to where the others were getting ready to leave.

Deadpooligan
06-21-2008, 02:04 AM
After saying their goodbyes and having warped back to driving down the Jersey Shore, the Gadget family moved past a very ominous looking castle. One that definitely didn't belong to Doctor Claw. Definitely not.

Inspector Gadget, energetic from his latest and possibly greatest adventure spoke to his niece.

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/7339/gadgetpro1wk6.jpg

"Well, Penny, looks like there are no leads to Dr. Claw or M.A.D. in New Jersey. You were right... again!"

Penny looked at the giant sign they passed by that read "M.A.D. Castle. Next Left."

http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/7274/pennyconfusedeq5.jpg

"Right... no leads whatsoever."

She sighed. Her Uncle continued to speak.

"Personally, I think this may have been the wackiest vacation I've ever been on. So many interesting people. Especially all those guys in monster costumes and their big show. That was a lot of fun, being a part of that production."

"That's... all you remember? Talking to people and... that's it?"

She hoped he didn't remember killing people under the control of Dr. Claw.

"Naturally, as a police officer, it was my duty to arrest the most grievous criminal of that group."

"Oh, wow, you arrested Hordak? That's really great Uncle Gadget! You'll be sure to get that promotion to Commander now!"

"While 'Commander Gadget' doesn't have much of a real ring to it, I did manage to arrest this 'Thordak' fellow."

"Hordak."

"Right. I tied him to the roof of the Gadgetmobile! He was too fidgety to fit in the backseat of the car."

A WUMP could be heard from the roof of the car.

"Demon dogs! You dare to speak of me in a joking manner?! I am--!!"

A tree branch grazed the top of the car as they traversed the thick wilderness of New Jersey's landscape. A pause as the voice trailed off.

"You... arrested... Thundarr...? Uncle!"

Gadget shrugged meekly and smiled.

"Wowsers! Uh, what did I do?"

Penny laughed a little, cocked her head, and spoke, almost routinely.

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"That's my Inspector Gadget!"

*Studio Audience Canned Laughter* (http://static1.grsites.com/archive/sounds/comic/comic005.wav)

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/1228/thatsmygadgetzw7.jpg

Catch 'THAT'S MY INSPECTOR GADGET' this Fall Season on ABC Family!

Deadpooligan
06-21-2008, 02:07 AM
Doctor Claw looked out his castle window as the Gadgets drove by, back to Metro City. He rung his hands in a rage, pointing his fingers together, and uttering an all too familiar line.

"I'll get you next time Gadget! NEXT TIME!!"

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/7466/clawposehh9.jpg

Sighing heavily with the realization that he had once again failed to crush Gadget and his incorrigible niece as well as having eaten all of his pudding pops, Dr. Claw pounded a key on his keyboard to watch the only thing that could raise his spirits.

...Jem and the Holograms. Deep down, he truly wished for the Misfits to at some point succeed, though perhaps with the addition of the Stingers in Season 3, he hoped evil musicians might one day upstage the good.

But... his monitor screen went to static, with a flashing image of a face.

"Wait a second... this isn't Jem...!"

"Indeed not. I predate The Living Outrageousness by twenty stellar years, though it is of no major significance..."

Dr. Claw and M.A.D. Cat's eyes became a mass of wiry static as a metallic shrilly voice could be heard emanating from the monitor.



...



"You may not have realized it, Select Claw, but 'M.A.D. Cow' is an absurd nominal designation you subconsciously gave to the Transmode Virus as you acted as a sleeper agent for me. With this, I hoped the Horde's victory was nearly assured with my involvement for further inquiries. Failure, it seems, was due only to the intervention of the Justice Lords."

The image flickered on screen.

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"It is unfortunate that Gadget could not be enlightened and turned to follow my command. Nonetheless, one of my goals has succeeded through your careful study of Hordak's pyramid. The mapping of star patterns and celestial bodies... yes... I believe I have found it."

"You have, Lord. It is only a matter of time... Ha... HA HA HA HAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Just a Shadow
06-22-2008, 04:19 PM
In the dead of night when all the students had since fallen asleep, Doom from the future materializes at Hogwarts, with his current companion, Immortus (having written this, I have been told that Immortus has shown up in the past and in the Limbo Legion *which I have never read* so please note that this version of Immortus is unique to the 2099 timeline and is in no way connected to any other version of Immortus out there, in particular none that may be associated with any aspect of this game).


From Doom's perspective, the year was now 3215. Over a millenia earlier he had participated in what was apparently the last Traitor Game. Since then much had changed. Having saved humanity from te Phalanx he had since created a world free of poverty and crime, thereby removing any need for his presence amongst them. In the years preceding his departure from Earth, Doom had used his time well, duplicating the immortality of his friend Hank Henshaw, creating a new body for himself based on Kryptonian DNA and perfecting his armor, mastering the power gem and his Qwardian power ring and creating an armor that was a seamless integration of adamantium and nanotechnology. Now enjoying near omnipotence, Doom had lost interest in conquest and ruling those around him, and had since become primarily interested in the quest for knowledge, which is how he came across his current companion. Seeing that they shared similar interests, they chose to wander the multiverse together for a time, learning all that they could. This is how they came across the 17th Traitor Game.


Walking across the campus, Doom finds what he had been searching for, the remains of Spider-Man. Lifting up the partially decomposed frame, Doom's scanners confirmed that the DNA matched his one time 20th century nemesis. Looking at the bones exposed in his arms, Doom was surprised to see that there were stingers of sorts within them, covered with a neurotoxin. This was peculiar as Doom had no recollection of Spider-Man having such weapons, but admittedly his memories of the earlier 21st century had been a little hazy at times. Truthfully, over time Doom had lost interest in recollecting those events, as he figured that given his success without them, that they couldn't be terribly important.


Immortus says, “What happened here?”


“This is the result of a traitor game.”


“I have heard of these things... if I am not mistaken, the traitors won this time?”


“You are correct. Some of the non-traitors were fools.”


“How so?”


“While watching these events I saw that Spider-Man took an unpopular view on events which got himself voted out. The fools that to condemn him because of his foresight sealed their own destruction by voting him out.”


“What do you mean?”


“Spider-Man correctly established the fact that before the one agent was voted out, she had not cleared anybody of guilt. He knew that players make comments for numerous reasons, sometimes to hide their true roles, other times simply because an idea had crossed their mind. The fools, in particular one fool who was instrumental in leading to Spider-Man being banished, assumed that the agent had cleared two suspects. Spider-Man suspected a set of those suspects and had the courage to go after them, even though it led to his own banishment.”


“How could someone be so stupid as to assume that people were cleared by an agent before the agent's death, when that agent never said anything of the sort?”


“I am truly uncertain. But I have learned over the years that fools are common and presumably because of their frequency, they also breed and create more fools. As it turns out, in principle Spider-Man was correct in the assumption that the agent had not in fact cleared anyone, however Spider-Man was incorrect in who he went after. The fools believed that two groups of people were cleared. Spider-Man believed that one of those groups was culpable, but he chose the incorrect group. It was the other group that was actually guilty, but the fools were blinded by their own stupidity so that final party was protected until the very end.”


“That explains why Spider-Man was banished, but why is he dead?”


“Upon banishment or 'death', players are sent to the same place. Spider-Man was a vigilante in this game and saw to it that those he suspected were 'killed'. Once arriving at their new destination, one of the players chose to 'god-mod', which led to Spider-Man's death.”


“God-mod? What is that? And how did it kill Spider-Man?”


“From my understanding, outside of the sanctioned allowances for murders committed by the traitors and the vigilante, no player is allowed to kill or maim another. When one does so, it is sometimes referred to as god-modding. In this instance, a person named Superman chose to god-mod and attempted to lobotomize Spider-Man. Being a complete dolt with powers far exceeding his intellect, he screwed up and murdered Spider-Man.”


“hmm... that is unfortunate. I am inclined to feel sorry for Spider-Man.”


“Don't be. Spider-Man was a fool as well. His idiocy didn't materialize in the same manner as the utter incompetence of many of the other players did, but it was there. Prior to coming to this game, reports show that he made a deal with Mephisto. Given what he likely knows about my own past, as well as that of Ghost Rider and a number of other characters from our world, the decision to make deals with Mephisto is a form of stupidity that is so severe that it actually warrants his death. Perhaps his stupidity didn't directly lead to his death or the loss to the traitors, unlike that of some individuals here, but it certainly did make him deserving of death.”


Placing Spider-Man's remains in a container that subsequently phases out and vanishes, Doom then says, “I have the remains I wanted to study. Let us be off.”


Without another word, Doom and Immortus fade away.

Superheroic
06-22-2008, 05:35 PM
You know I let your cheap shots at me go before Just a Shadow but I have some free time so now you're gonna hear my piece.

One: Grow up. You're certainly not making any friends with that epilogue as it's clearly an OOC attack on me at the least and all the other players at the most.

Two: You're Spider-Man portrayal was as bad as you're Doom 2099 was good. I'd say that was what mostly led to you're banishment.

Three: You let Spider-Man die. Superman didn't kill him, nor would I call it God-Moding since I clearly left an out for the lobotomy. Admit you were just annoyed at the game and at being banished so that's why Spider-Man 'died' not because of what my character did. Don't blame that I me. In fact if you would have just had Spider-Man perhaps indicate he was sorry for killing my innocent characters rather than posting that obnoxious response to my death than I probably wouldn't have had Superman react the way he did.

Four: Play a few more times before you think you have the Traitor Games all figured out and you know better than all the rest of us who've played nearly all the games!

Five: Take yourself off Invisible Mode.

Schornforce
06-22-2008, 06:42 PM
The fools, in particular one fool who was instrumental in leading to Spider-Man being banished, assumed that the agent had cleared two suspects. Spider-Man suspected a set of those suspects and had the courage to go after them, even though it led to his own banishment.”


OOC: I'm not touching on the other stuff, but IIRC tangentman said that both Team Rocket and Marvin were cleared. I forget if he said so in this thread or the Q&A one, though.

Deadpooligan
06-22-2008, 06:47 PM
http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/1214/smileykg4.jpg

For Chris Lang.

Schornforce
06-22-2008, 07:00 PM
"Dis here is James an' his parents. Ya see, his parents got a li'l problem..."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/JamesFamily.jpg

"Well, his parents always hadda dream fer deir kid..."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/jamesmarried.jpg

"Unfortunately fer dem, da reality wuz real diff'rent..."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Jamesindrag.jpg

"EEEEEEOOOOO!!! NOW I'm the prettiest belle at the ball!!!"

"His parents needed help. How could deir dreams fer deir son come troo now? Fortunately, dere wuz someone who could help.

Someone who would whip young James inta shape an' make his parents happy ta boot."






*CRACK*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Jessiebell.jpg

"Now, Jay-ahms, ya'll don't speak unless spoken to an' it's always 'yes mistress Jessibell.' Fail an' you get anothah whippin,' you bad boy, you!"

"Well, James is still... James, but his parents is happier dat at least he's much quietah now.

Dominatrixes. Dey kin fix anyt'ing."


Paid for by the National Souther Accented Dominatrixes Who Look Remarkably Like Jessie Association of Kanto.

Chris Lang
06-22-2008, 07:07 PM
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s255/Esrom_album/morepics/firestar.png Firestar turned to the rest of the group. "I guess I'd better be going. Spider-Man ... my Spider-Man ... and the others are probably wondering where I disappeared to."

Most of the group had left already, and Firestar had already said much of what she wanted to say to Jan, Timon and the others. Some, such as Shego and her sidekick, she really didn't feel she knew well enough to say anything to anyway.

Waving back, she flew through the portal, and found herself back in New York.

She found herself on the street she had been before she had been taken to the game. The Blob was nowhere in sight, and neither were Iceman and Dr. Strange. The area, however, was cordoned off by police tape. It appeared that Damage Control was at work trying to clean up the mess left behind by the battle.

After asking a few questions from the officials present, she learned that the Blob had been taken into custody, and the civillians had been evacuated from the area. The injured were now being treated at the hospital. Apparently, two days had passed since the battle.

Firestar flew off, headed for Forest Hills where she and Bobby (Iceman) Drake lived with Peter Parker and his Aunt May. Seeing no crimes that weren't being handled by the police or other superheroes, she soon found a deserted alleyway and switched to her civillian identity of Angelica Jones.

As she walked the rest of the way back to the house, she thought about what she had just been through. Without a doubt, this had been the craziest adventure she had ever had. Even now, after it was over, there were some things that still didn't make sense to her.

She wondered just how she was going to tell the story to the guys, and whether they'd believe her.

Soon, she knocked on the door of the house, and was greeted by Peter Parker. "Angelica! We've been looking all over for you. Where have you been?"

"It's a LONG story." Angelica replied, as she stepped inside the house.

OOC: Continued next note...

OverMaster
06-23-2008, 05:59 AM
OOC: Extremely busy right now, sorry. The Epilogues (yes, several of them) will have to wait 'til at least Wednesday, sorry.

OverMaster
06-23-2008, 06:02 AM
OOC: Extremely busy right now, sorry. The Epilogues (yes, several of them) will have to wait 'til at least Wednesday, sorry.

Chris Lang
06-23-2008, 02:55 PM
OOC: Extremely busy right now, sorry. The Epilogues (yes, several of them) will have to wait 'til at least Wednesday, sorry.

OOC: My epilogue's wrapup might have to wait a while, too. But I plan on wrapping up any loose ends in my character's storyline as best I can.

Radioactive Zombie
06-23-2008, 03:48 PM
The others disappeared with a large "poit".

"Poit?"

"Oh, great, how are we supposed to get back home? We're stuck near a raging volcano and there's some weird show near us, and on top of that, we're probably going to get our stuff stolen! I DON'T WANT TO BE SHANKED FOR MY JAWBREAKERS!!"

Suddenly, a rather large Velociraptor emerged from nowhere, along with something that vaguely resemebled Mechagodzilla. Before the Eds could react, the Velociraptor swung back its leg and kicked the trio, flying through Mexican and US airspace, attracted a large amount of angry birds and flies, nearly hitting a UFO, and finally landing on the couch on Eddy's apartment.

"Aw, man, my bro is going to be angry..."

Meanwhile, in the bowels of the nearby CN network, a figure watched the conclusion of the recent traitor game via an ACME(tm) Uber-Laptop [currently still bug infested]. As the contestants returned to their proper universes, it slowly closed the laptop and laughed manically.

Before choking on his own spit.

Continued later!

Joe Acro
06-24-2008, 10:29 AM
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"Hi. I'm Private Dick Simmons from the popular, but no longer running, web-series Red vs. Blue. And this here is Private Dexter Grif."

"Hey! I don't even get to introduce myself?"

"Sigh. We have more important things to do than waste time on that introduction."

"...I guess."

"Anyway, we're here to talk to you about the Traitor Game."

"Yeah. Much like our show, the Traitor Game is a popular web phenomenon. Well, only in certain circles. And today, we're going to tell you the five steps you need to take if you ever find yourself in a Traitor Game.

"There are five easy steps. One, check to make sure that you're in a Traitor Game."

"Are people dying? People you only know from various forms of fiction?"

"Two, don't reveal your real name."

"The last thing you want is for someone to come after you when the game is over because you ticked them off. Just look at Caboose over there."

{camera shifts to Caboose, who is running from a Warthog vehicle}

"I'm sorry, Mr. Zemo! I didn't mean to steal your sword!"

{Grif and Simmons follow Caboose with their heads as they go by}

"Unless you're Caboose. Because that's hilarious!

"Oh, right. Three, make sure you don't have an important role. This is very important for step four."

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"Four, die early. As you can see from this graph, the longer you last, the more likely you are to die."

"Right. So we figure you might as well get yourself killed early. It'll save you time and you get to ignore whatever those fictional people are doing."

"And finally, when you come back, don't ever talk about what happened. Bad things happen. Bad things happen."

"Exactly. Like inspiring one to hold their own Traitor Game."

{camera pans to Sarge, standing on Red Base}

"Ah have configured the tele-thingie to pull people from other realities! Now the real fun. Begins!"

"Or something worse."

{Donut's voice calls from the distance}

"Hey! Guys! I found you!"

"Oh crap. Gotta run. See you guys whenever! Move, Simmons, move!"

"You're not the boss of me!"

"Whatever, dude, let's just go before he gets here."

{they leave and Donut chases after}

"Guys! I just want to tell you about how I got to shop with Heidi Klum!"

Chris Lang
06-24-2008, 03:18 PM
Angelica just had to tell Peter and Bobby the whole story. But telling everything would take at least an hour or two. Fortunately, Aunt May had decided to spend a great day of the day with Mrs. Watson, so the Spider-friends could discuss superhero business.

"I know. It sounds crazy, doesn't it?" she said. "The whole thing was crazy, not just that other you. I'd rather not talk about him any more."

"Fine with me." Peter replied. "I know if I married Mary Jane, not even the Devil himself could make me let her go. Anyway..."

Angelica continued with her story, describing the rest of the people. Peter and Bobby found her descriptions of the people she had met to be strange. "I know. I don't know how Jan Brady became a superhero on her world, but I think she did all right."

"Those Team Rocket guys were weird. I still haven't figured them out. And would you believe I accidentally caused Wile E. Coyote to have one of his mishaps?"

She went on, talking about all the weird events, from Stephen Lynch's strange comedy to Bynes' heralds, to Mexico, and Hogwarts. It was just then that the doorbell rang.

"I'll get it." Angelica replied.

She opened the door, and gasped in surprise at someone she did not expect to see.

"Miss Angelica Jinx!"

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It was Bonnie. Bonnie looked disheveled, as if she had only just recently returned from Mexico. Her face and her clothes were covered in dirt.

"Bonnie? What are YOU doing here?"

"As if you didn't know!" Bonnie snarled. "I heard your voice in the crowd in Mexico. You got your pet superheroine Firestar to embarass me again! And then you made that volcano appear and erupt! I bet you even made all those bad guys show up and start killing people! Bad things happen whenever you're around! You're a jinx!"

"Bonnie, I am NOT a jinx!"

Bonnie just ignored Angelica, and continued. "And it didn't end there. My boyfriend and I were trying to get back home so those bad guys wouldn't kill us, and these weird guys from the Spanish Inquisition stopped us, and poked us with soft cushions. We ended up bribing them with one of those weird video disc things just to get past them. And then as soon as we get back, my boyfriend dumps me! And it's all because of you, Miss Angelica Jinx!"

Angelica had had enough of this. "Bonnie, grow up! You've been doing this ever since we were kids. But now you've taken it way beyond name-calling. I am NOT responsible for everything that's gone wrong in your life."

"It was you who decided to steal that trophy, and frame me for it so I'd get expelled. You should have known what would happen if you got caught. It wasn't me who got you expelled. It wasn't me who got your dad mad at you when he found out about it. And I had nothing to do with what happened in Mexico."

"You were there! You're a jinx! I came here to tell you to stay away! Get out of my life!" Bonnie proclaimed.

With that, Bonnie stormed away down the street. Angelica stood there, wondering for a moment if the mean girl would ever change. Then, she noticed pigeons flying overhead, above where Bonnie was walking.

The opportunity was too good for Angelica to pass up. She fired a heat beam at a pigeon which happened to be above Bonnie. It missed the pigeon, as Angelica intended. The startled pigeon then let loose some excrement ... which landed directly in Bonnie's hair.

Angelica smiled as she saw Bonnie run off, screaming and yelling things about a 'jinx'. Maybe now Bonnie would finally learn her lesson.

Angelica then turned around and went inside, to finish her story.

OOC: I was going to do more with Firestar's epilogue, but I think it's probably best I stop here. To be honest, I don't think I was at my best here in this game. I may do a mini-epilogue or something to explain just what happened with Bonnie and her boyfriend, and the stuff they looted from Mexico, but otherwise this will be my last contribution to the TG XVII story outside of stuff related to the Limbo Legion and other subplots.

Maybe I'll do better with Firestar another time.

tangentman
06-24-2008, 03:34 PM
OOC: In keeping with the era, you gave Bonnie the ultimate 80's comeuppance--bird poo! LOL (See Willow and Steel Magnolias)

Chris Lang
06-24-2008, 03:38 PM
OOC: In keeping with the era, you gave Bonnie the ultimate 80's comeuppance--bird poo! LOL (See Willow and Steel Magnolias)

OOC: If anyone had THAT coming, it was Bonnie. :smile:

And I also did it sort of as a response to criticism about Firestar. You said she wasn't above the occasional mischief with her powers. I'm glad you liked it.

Josh M
06-24-2008, 05:29 PM
Dale Log: Right now, I'm in the Dumbledore's office. I'm recording this in front of him. I have noticed that one of Dumbledore's hands is covered. I will follow up that lead later. The following is not edited.

"Now, I have five questions for you."

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"Ah. Wonderful, Sir. I shall do my best to have five answers."

"1. Who was your host for your game?"

"It was an... intruiging fellow who called himself the Time Trapper."

"2. How can I contact him or her?"

"Ah. I'm afraid that may not be likely. He did seem to have met his end-- although a being so infused with chronal essence may not truly have a birth or death... at least not one identical to the type you or I may have experienced or will experience."

Dumbledore gave a slight chuckle and added, "However, even if he were... available, I'd recommend against meeting such a being. I'm afraid even if he were to respond to your questions, you may well not find any answers he would provide to your liking."

"3. Who were the traitors in your game? I read the governer's book cover to cover but it doesn't tell us who the traitors are." Dale said, his eyes like dagger.

Dumbledore's eyes shone quite clearly. Although his voice remained light, he seemed to stiffen in the slightest of manners.

"Hm. First, there was the self proclaimed 'god.'

It would be wise, should you partake in another of these incidents, to not take titles at face value. I'd advise against reckless disdain, but take all formal titles with 'a grain of salt' as the Muggles say.

Second, would be the mechanical time traveller who was not as he seemed. Another important piece of advice: Things are not always what they seem. This particular being was replaced by the true traitor-- a formidable and very dangerous foe, indeed.

Finally, there was another being of mechanical origin. A large robotic creature who was very adept at deception. A third important lesson, at times the ones that are the most obvious are so for a reason."

"4. Did you make it to the end of the game?"

"Yes and no. As you can see, I'm still here. I did indeed witness the end, but alas, I was murdered by the traitors. You see, such a fate was quite necessary. I had business to attend to that could not have been done without my death.

It was actually a most fortuitous adventure."

Dumbledore issued a smile and his eye gave a slight twinkle.

"5. Has anyone else from your school been in a traitor game? If so, can I talk to him or her?"